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Since this guy has achieved instant Duodecillion by life 1, I will now write the story of Jesus Christ going to Burger King and killing WillemPickle Figgleston and becoming God (again). Due to the way that this story works, along with the fact my creativity unfortunately died due to the severe budget cuts, this one will be on the short side. After Jesus Christ left that McDonalds due to the whole Beef Bastard scandal, he did say that he preferred Burger King after. The closest Burger King was a simple walk away, so Jesus Christ got to the Burger King. Jesus Christ asked the employee (no shenanigans this time) for 5 whoppers, and then, 6 more whoppers. Jesus Christ was handed 11 whoppers instead of 5 whoppers and 6 more whoppers, which set off his wrath. He decided he wouldn't do anything, since the Burger King employees had a combined IQ of 351. There's 7 workers. Jesus Christ takes a bite out of the whoppers, and notices that the whopper doesn't have the signature sauce. Jesus Christ then uses his omnipotence to call upon WillemPickle Figgleston, of which, Jesus knows thatWillemPickle Figgleston knows the secret to sauces. Willemppickle Fliggyston saves Jesus Christ's Whoppers by coating them in his invention, mayonnaise. Jesus Christ was OUTRAGED. He used the wrath and newfound anger to send WillemPickle Figgleston to the cube bath. The cube bath is an elaborate labryinth slathered in mayonnaise. Just coating it. If you touch the mayonnaise, it gets worse. WIllemPickle Figgleston was also given gills, so he wouldn't die. Jesus Christ then used divine powers to curse the Burger King to forever be the rioting place, which is why Burger King was banned in World War 2, Prohibition, the fall of the Chinese Empire, The Release of the NES and SNES, and most importantly, April 6th. Burger King would also be closed on December 1st, to commederate those that celebrate evil Christmas. Jesus Christ then decided fast food wasn't worth it, and decided to rename a Wendy's s'ydneW. AFter this, Jesus Christ would invent Sydney, Australia. Australia was also invented. Like and subscribe before Jesus Christ becomes North America. Jesus Christ would also like to say: "Lassos are useless."

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To celebrate the fact this man has finally gotten the True Overlord Device, which is obtained by getting 1 Trestrigintillion and up to 18+308 in Miner's Haven (assuming you have not obtained your daily Overlord's Telmaonster), I am going to write the true story of Jesus Christ going to McDonald's. When Jesus Christ, owner of the Heaven and probably not God depending on what branch of Christianity you like, was hungry, he wanted to go to McDonald's to get a cheeseburger, some fries and maybe a McFurry. Jesus Christ, owner of the heaven and probably not God depending on what color your shorts are tomorrow, said "THis Cheeseburger doesn't taste like cheese. It tastes like a burger!" He said it to the cashier by the way, which caused the cashier (named Deborah) to start yelling various obscenities i cannot rewrite here. Due to Deborah's Outrage, Deborah turned into a Dog Named Richard. Now With The Dog Named Richard, The Dog Named Richard decided "you know what? I'mma be the green toad." The green toad went out for a walk, some may even call it a hop, but the green tod (not short for overlord true device) went for his walk, the GREEN man walked in front of the green toad. The GREEN man asked the green toad where he doggy is, and so the gren tod sayd "Have you checked the cupboards?" to which, the GREEN Man sayd "I checked the cupboards- IS THAT JESUS CHRIST?" ANd so Jesus Christ was wlaking down the road, trying to open his stupid Big Mac box, when the Big Mac box actually protested against it. The big Mac inside turned alive, and ate my dog. After this incident, Jesus Christ decided to be known as the "Beef Bastard", where he would turn all beef burgers into chili dogs. This worked well for all 3 chili dog fans, not including Sonica, the headgshhog. WillemPickle Figglywiggly quickly caught a cold, and then the wind of the fact that Jesus Christ was now known as the Beef Bastard. To save his mayonnaise company, WillemPickleFigglywiggly renamed himself to WillernPickle Figgleston to ensure no Beef Bastardry would go on anymore. If you're wondering about Jesus Christ's cheeseburger and fries, the fries were consulmed. The Cheeseburger was unfortunately caught in the crossifre of getting Beef Bastarded, so the Cheeseburger would be reborn as a cow, but now with the trauma of 79 Men Locked INside The Mental Hospital, meaning the cow was very traumatized. The Cow Then SAID "OH BUT IF GOD GOOD WHY BAD THINGS HAPPEN" without acknowledging that the bad things happen because of YOU. The Cow Then proceeded to Rename itself to Jessee Mcree, which went well for the Cow. The Cow then lived a happy and succesful life, before becoming the cheeseburger again. This is because of the fact cows cannot be saved from the bees. The bees then walked on with their day. Unfortunately, the bees stopped walking because Jesus Christ himself walked into the room. They started dying. This is because Jesus Christ is incredibly radiant, making him unable to survive the radiance of the sun. The truth is, that the bees actually just wanted to die. Jesus Christ then decided that McDonald's is actually worse for him than Burger King, and then he went to GameStop to buy Halo 3 for the Xbox 360. After playing the entirety of Halo 3 (for the Xbox 360) he then went to Burger King, where Catherine, the same cashier from Costco saw him again. The truth is, even though Catherine stole the entirety of Jesus Christ's identity, she still had a soft spot for Jesus. So after Jesus Christ encountered Catherine, he almost struck her with God's wrath, but instead decided to strike her with enough copies of Garfield: The Movie (2004) to overflow a bargain bin. The Costco Employees cleaned up the Garfield: The Movies and instead decided to give JEsus Christ the best game of them all: SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 2 SU-SU-SUPER MARIO BROTHERS TWO BABY! Like and Subscribe and I will write the adventures of Jesus Christ going to Burger King and killing WillemPickle Figgleston.

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Due to the fact this guy cannot get Trestigintillion on the video game Miner's Haven, i am going to write the Jesus Christ goes to Costco to buy Coleslaw and gets dethroned by Catherine, the "cashier". One day, Jesus Christ was incredibly hungry for mayonnaise slathered cabbage, so he went to the Costco to buy the pre-packaged Coleslaw, as he could not be bothered to go and cut the vegetales, because Veggie Tales only existed past 1947, when Japanese people decided war was bad and anime was ok. In order to fight against this, JOhn Coleslaw cut up the vegeteables in such an edible manner so that the Japanese people could enjoy them. Unfortunately, his creation would be punished by WillemPIckle Figglywiggly, who invented Mayonnaise, and caused the Germans to have taxes again. Because Jesus Christ saw all of this coming, he went to the store to buy the pre-pacakaged cOleslaw. The store of his choosing was Costco, so he could buy $1.50 sodas and turn them into slightly depressing meads. When Jesus Christ went to go ring up the Post-partitioned-petitioned clittyslaw, the cashier (Catherine) asked him for his ID. This is because Jesus P. Diddy Christ was also buying water, and Catherine coudl tell that this was in fact, the real Jesus Christ. So Jesus Christ's ID was then eaten by Catherine, who then went and caused the entire store to be eaten by Cole Ryan. Due to this outrage, Jesus Christ brutually killed Catherine and COle Ryan. Cole Ryan actually had 3 rebirths on Miner's Haven, so he used one to become Cole Cassidy. ANd then, Jesus Christ went back to heaven with his Coleslaw. He was disappointed by the Coleslaw. So to commderate, we made a song "Oh we oh we oh, we'll never know Jesus's love again! Come back to us Jesus, as the hands we once loved have strangled us to the point of being blue! For the hands are owned by yellow-bellied McDonalds workers, and the Spirit of the other various deities was never really reaaall!! (and then it finished on a C7 major chord)" Soon I will write Jesus Christ goes to McDOnald's with the release of episode #4 mayhaps it will be #5 mayhaps I will grow tired of writing all of this. Perhaps i won't. For a teaser: Jesus Christ becomes the Beef Bastard and then the Mcdonald's workers shame him. The grease trap gets involved. Bees will be coming for you, fadingthetopia. Fun fact about dystopian futures: you can run, but they'll always catch up to you! This is why we cannot have Cole Ryan. Soon they will name him nayR eloC.

to commederate the fact this guy still doesn't have superstitious items at life 2 we are going to write a celebratory phrase: "Oh joy, take those who cannot feel, and throw them into a river. For I, the Lord, shall rise once again!" Fun fact: Jesus Christ said that. This is why we are changing McCree's name back to Cole Ryan instead of Cole Slaw. You cannot rewrite history. When you think too much, you become named "The King of Jerry's Jerusalum goods" and then never get to see the light of day again. The Bible is actually a nonfiction book about Jesus Christ trying to buy Coleslaw at a Costco but the cashier named Brittney wouldn't let him buy the Coelslaw so he uses the power of "i said so" to get the coleslaw and then ends up not paying. Like and subscribe!

this reminded me of Saving Private Ryan when Ryan Gosling said "its time to save Private Ryan" and then saved Private Ryan this also reminds me of how whenever bee swarm simulator decides to add an update the entire community hates it this also reminds me of how cheeseburgers ate my dog

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