Due to the fact this guy cannot get Trestigintillion on the video game Miner's Haven, i am going to write the Jesus Christ goes to Costco to buy Coleslaw and gets dethroned by Catherine, the "cashier". One day, Jesus Christ was incredibly hungry for mayonnaise slathered cabbage, so he went to the Costco to buy the pre-packaged Coleslaw, as he could not be bothered to go and cut the vegetales, because Veggie Tales only existed past 1947, when Japanese people decided war was bad and anime was ok. In order to fight against this, JOhn Coleslaw cut up the vegeteables in such an edible manner so that the Japanese people could enjoy them. Unfortunately, his creation would be punished by WillemPIckle Figglywiggly, who invented Mayonnaise, and caused the Germans to have taxes again. Because Jesus Christ saw all of this coming, he went to the store to buy the pre-pacakaged cOleslaw. The store of his choosing was Costco, so he could buy $1.50 sodas and turn them into slightly depressing meads. When Jesus Christ went to go ring up the Post-partitioned-petitioned clittyslaw, the cashier (Catherine) asked him for his ID. This is because Jesus P. Diddy Christ was also buying water, and Catherine coudl tell that this was in fact, the real Jesus Christ. So Jesus Christ's ID was then eaten by Catherine, who then went and caused the entire store to be eaten by Cole Ryan. Due to this outrage, Jesus Christ brutually killed Catherine and COle Ryan. Cole Ryan actually had 3 rebirths on Miner's Haven, so he used one to become Cole Cassidy. ANd then, Jesus Christ went back to heaven with his Coleslaw. He was disappointed by the Coleslaw. So to commderate, we made a song "Oh we oh we oh, we'll never know Jesus's love again! Come back to us Jesus, as the hands we once loved have strangled us to the point of being blue! For the hands are owned by yellow-bellied McDonalds workers, and the Spirit of the other various deities was never really reaaall!! (and then it finished on a C7 major chord)" Soon I will write Jesus Christ goes to McDOnald's with the release of episode #4 mayhaps it will be #5 mayhaps I will grow tired of writing all of this. Perhaps i won't. For a teaser: Jesus Christ becomes the Beef Bastard and then the Mcdonald's workers shame him. The grease trap gets involved. Bees will be coming for you, fadingthetopia. Fun fact about dystopian futures: you can run, but they'll always catch up to you! This is why we cannot have Cole Ryan. Soon they will name him nayR eloC.
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Due to the fact this guy cannot get Trestigintillion on the video game Miner's Haven, i am going to write the Jesus Christ goes to Costco to buy Coleslaw and gets dethroned by Catherine, the "cashier". One day, Jesus Christ was incredibly hungry for mayonnaise slathered cabbage, so he went to the Costco to buy the pre-packaged Coleslaw, as he could not be bothered to go and cut the vegetales, because Veggie Tales only existed past 1947, when Japanese people decided war was bad and anime was ok. In order to fight against this, JOhn Coleslaw cut up the vegeteables in such an edible manner so that the Japanese people could enjoy them. Unfortunately, his creation would be punished by WillemPIckle Figglywiggly, who invented Mayonnaise, and caused the Germans to have taxes again. Because Jesus Christ saw all of this coming, he went to the store to buy the pre-pacakaged cOleslaw. The store of his choosing was Costco, so he could buy $1.50 sodas and turn them into slightly depressing meads. When Jesus Christ went to go ring up the Post-partitioned-petitioned clittyslaw, the cashier (Catherine) asked him for his ID. This is because Jesus P. Diddy Christ was also buying water, and Catherine coudl tell that this was in fact, the real Jesus Christ. So Jesus Christ's ID was then eaten by Catherine, who then went and caused the entire store to be eaten by Cole Ryan. Due to this outrage, Jesus Christ brutually killed Catherine and COle Ryan. Cole Ryan actually had 3 rebirths on Miner's Haven, so he used one to become Cole Cassidy. ANd then, Jesus Christ went back to heaven with his Coleslaw. He was disappointed by the Coleslaw. So to commderate, we made a song "Oh we oh we oh, we'll never know Jesus's love again! Come back to us Jesus, as the hands we once loved have strangled us to the point of being blue! For the hands are owned by yellow-bellied McDonalds workers, and the Spirit of the other various deities was never really reaaall!! (and then it finished on a C7 major chord)" Soon I will write Jesus Christ goes to McDOnald's with the release of episode #4 mayhaps it will be #5 mayhaps I will grow tired of writing all of this. Perhaps i won't. For a teaser: Jesus Christ becomes the Beef Bastard and then the Mcdonald's workers shame him. The grease trap gets involved. Bees will be coming for you, fadingthetopia. Fun fact about dystopian futures: you can run, but they'll always catch up to you! This is why we cannot have Cole Ryan. Soon they will name him nayR eloC.
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