“Is it okay if I glass that guy’s house?” “Officially? Absolutely not. Unofficially? He’s got a gas leak… and he’s been negligent in fixing it.” - Lord Hood
Wouldn't even be surprised if everything he'd said was real and just copy/pasted from some interview somewhere "can I glass that guys house?" is just golden though
3:38 - 3:40 would that be an illegal glassing against the treaty? Actually, scratching that after hearing that, I think it’s legal to glass that guy’s house and the writers as well.
Ordinarily I'm against glassing. Glassing is wrong. But in this case, yes, Arbiter, you can glass that guy's house. And anyone else who was involved in this abomination of a show.
It’s a mark of how bad that show was, that I didn’t think any of that was implausible until we got to the orgy part of the pitch. At least it’s over now.
Never stop making these! This is literally the most enjoyable Halo content that I’ve experienced since the series ended with Halo 3. I’ve watched one of the Greatest Video Game franchises ever created that once sat on Mount Olympus become utterly tore down, violated, ripped to pieces, turned into a meme, and basically a pile of rocks that keeps being ground into dust with each additional failure 343 puts out. I appreciate you making these because I haven’t smiled or enjoyed anything Halo related due to the state it’s been in for 12+ years. I hope you can keep growing and are fortunate to make some money of it that way you can create more stuff like this and more often.
"The final sequence would be the humans and the aliens all having this big uh.... interspecies orgy at the end to kinda represent them 'joining forces' so to speak. " 😭
If there’s one good thing about the live action Halo series, it’s that the Paramount+ ads featuring Master Cheeks was a better Halo series, then the actual live action Halo series.
As a mid-30s dude, whose favorite franchise has been Halo since the original dropped on Xbox, these videos are fkn hilarious. Please keep making them! If you ever get hit w some legal BS, just let us know the new name to follow!
Honestly, the only thing that could’ve made that TV show interesting is if the covenant chick was actually a female elite, and chief still falls in love with her
"Master Cheeks, if you don't want to end up like Carmine, keep your helmet, and the rest of the armour on at all times." "No, sir!" "Is this a cultural thing? Or do you get paid more for the sex?" Honestly, though, "Respect for the source material" and "Respect for slash fiction" are two different things. If you copy/pasted the Master Cheeks storyline from Season One, it's not going to be the Prophet of Regret that has a dalliance with The Arbiter--it's going to be some female Sangheili kidnapped and brainwashed by humanity. No interspecies romance involved. But I'm sure the Paramount producers think that all aliens are the same species, and are having far too much fun with Greg Bear's and Karen Traviss' train-wrecks over sanity. After reading the Wikipedia summary again, now I know where the producers got the idea for the emotional suppressing pellet--it's from the Spartan-III program under Ackerson and Kurt.
Hello Master Chief and Arbiter. I am a Jiralhanae looking for a Job after the covenant fell. my human roommate suggested me to join the banished. And I myself wanted to know how you and everyone else feel about Atriox. Also P.S Cortana did you ever know that your name is spelt incorrectly. Curtana is spelt with a U. did you know you were named after the sword? Thank you for your time. And I hope all of you have a great day
A question for arbiter What was your opinion with the jackles with energy swords in the show PS did the prophets called you daddy arbiter for short lol
Please tell master cheeks that his jimmy rings character sucked ass and also we didn't like him mocking the OG fans. Lol, Arby and Chief tag teamed against Jimmy rings...😂. And i am totally in for glassing the entire paramount studios.
“Is it okay if I glass that guy’s house?”
“Officially? Absolutely not. Unofficially? He’s got a gas leak… and he’s been negligent in fixing it.” - Lord Hood
Hahaha that true
If the fans are at fault I'll gladly raise my hand.
All Halo fans raise both hands up
@@omareliskandra4048 🙌
@@omareliskandra4048🙌
I second that
I third this
I literally laughed my ass off, that my headphones got disconnected, when Jimmy Rings mentioned the interspecies orgy.
I’m so glad the HALO TV show is canceled 😁
Halo is not an acronym. No need to capitalize the whole word.
Me too
Thank-fucking-god
@@TabathaTMartin amen 🙏
@@mkultra2456 OK
Yes arbiter you can glass that guy’s house
This is the best podcast on the internet. I'm in tears . Fantastic writing. Better than the Halo TV show.
I’m so happy Arbiter and Chief bonded over their hatred of the tv show.
We need Chips Dubbo in the next podcast! Can we get the legend himself?
The prophet of regret!! Nah, that's crazy even for me.
I fear no man,but THAT THING?
It scares me
Wouldn't even be surprised if everything he'd said was real and just copy/pasted from some interview somewhere
"can I glass that guys house?" is just golden though
Never stop making these.
NEVER STOP making these!!
3:38 - 3:40 would that be an illegal glassing against the treaty? Actually, scratching that after hearing that, I think it’s legal to glass that guy’s house and the writers as well.
Ordinarily I'm against glassing. Glassing is wrong. But in this case, yes, Arbiter, you can glass that guy's house. And anyone else who was involved in this abomination of a show.
God bless you for making these. Please keep them coming
Appreciate it soldier. More on the way soon
0:52 Master Chief truly DESPISED that show.
3:38 Absolutely.
I think Jimmy Rings and Yan would get along very well
It’s a mark of how bad that show was, that I didn’t think any of that was implausible until we got to the orgy part of the pitch. At least it’s over now.
The fucking prophet of Regret brick joke XD
Atriox in the next podcast
I was about to comment that
Im pretty sure if this podcast replaced the TV show it would have gotten millions of more dollars 💀
Never stop making these! This is literally the most enjoyable Halo content that I’ve experienced since the series ended with Halo 3.
I’ve watched one of the Greatest Video Game franchises ever created that once sat on Mount Olympus become utterly tore down, violated, ripped to pieces, turned into a meme, and basically a pile of rocks that keeps being ground into dust with each additional failure 343 puts out.
I appreciate you making these because I haven’t smiled or enjoyed anything Halo related due to the state it’s been in for 12+ years.
I hope you can keep growing and are fortunate to make some money of it that way you can create more stuff like this and more often.
Is that ai voice for jimmy rings? It sounds so real
Needs his accent from The Wire.
For a sec I thought this was real
I thought it was real until the Romance part with Regret LoL😅
These are actually really funny, please keep this up.
These videos are gold
I'm dying 😂
This interview was one of a kind
At least theres still some halo content that can bring me joy
I agree with Arby also can i press the button that activates glassing beams
"The final sequence would be the humans and the aliens all having this big uh.... interspecies orgy at the end to kinda represent them 'joining forces' so to speak. " 😭
This podcast episode was excellent 👌 Looking forward to whatever is next Mr Cheeks 💪
If there’s one good thing about the live action Halo series, it’s that the Paramount+ ads featuring Master Cheeks was a better Halo series, then the actual live action Halo series.
This is the best episode yet
I wanna hear about in the next episode
This is freaking good i love it!
As a mid-30s dude, whose favorite franchise has been Halo since the original dropped on Xbox, these videos are fkn hilarious. Please keep making them! If you ever get hit w some legal BS, just let us know the new name to follow!
This is crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 A.i. voice
Honestly, the only thing that could’ve made that TV show interesting is if the covenant chick was actually a female elite, and chief still falls in love with her
Real
"Is it ok if I glass that guy's house?" Lol
"Master Cheeks, if you don't want to end up like Carmine, keep your helmet, and the rest of the armour on at all times." "No, sir!" "Is this a cultural thing? Or do you get paid more for the sex?"
Honestly, though, "Respect for the source material" and "Respect for slash fiction" are two different things. If you copy/pasted the Master Cheeks storyline from Season One, it's not going to be the Prophet of Regret that has a dalliance with The Arbiter--it's going to be some female Sangheili kidnapped and brainwashed by humanity. No interspecies romance involved. But I'm sure the Paramount producers think that all aliens are the same species, and are having far too much fun with Greg Bear's and Karen Traviss' train-wrecks over sanity.
After reading the Wikipedia summary again, now I know where the producers got the idea for the emotional suppressing pellet--it's from the Spartan-III program under Ackerson and Kurt.
Thank you for going with my idea. 😆😄😇
The Arbiter and a prophet. Oh god, no, noooooooooo. I cannot rub that out from my brain now.
this is classy sassy of halo land 😂
Holy shit I was not ready for that lmao
Contract terminaated.
Clause 343 of your employment agreement has come into effect. Subject terminated.
For reference the actual line is clause 88c, and uh if your wondering it's a reference to being shot by an android.
I am one of those fans that is at fault and i am very proud of that
I’m not even a Halo guy. Why do I keep watching these?
Dude that was cold man.
Hello Master Chief and Arbiter. I am a Jiralhanae looking for a Job after the covenant fell. my human roommate suggested me to join the banished. And I myself wanted to know how you and everyone else feel about Atriox.
Also P.S Cortana did you ever know that your name is spelt incorrectly. Curtana is spelt with a U. did you know you were named after the sword?
Thank you for your time. And I hope all of you have a great day
Thanks!
Man they should've hired deviantart.
A question for arbiter
What was your opinion with the jackles with energy swords in the show
PS did the prophets called you daddy arbiter for short lol
Yes...yes please glass his house lol
glass all of their houses arbiter
real halo sequel
Never let them cook again that cancelation was well deserved 💀💀💀💀
Hope you do Gravemind eventually.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is Gold!
Thank you
So, hear me out if they do another Halo live action it should be red vs blue live action.
I can see them doing that copy and paste the script from Season 1 thing. Hollywood is that out of ideas.
I loved the show
But this was funny 😂
Okay, I'm missing a lot from this whole Jimmy Rings thingy. Can someone tell how that name happened? 😂
Sorely missed opportunity to call this interview segment "Chief on Cheeks". Still hilarious though.
"I'm not sorry" lmao
I don't believe in what you wrote in description.
What program do you use to make these voices?
🔥🔥🔥
2:00 - I think this is actually what they would do if they got a 3rd season lol
Sounds a lot like him.
Please tell master cheeks that his jimmy rings character sucked ass and also we didn't like him mocking the OG fans.
Lol, Arby and Chief tag teamed against Jimmy rings...😂. And i am totally in for glassing the entire paramount studios.
Arbiter! Glass that tucker's house
Bow chicka bow wow
I only watched 1 episode 😅
That exceeds the average human consumption of that abomination
The only accurate thing in this is Jen Taylor as Cortana
3:05 oh God no!
Jimmy!
Factually, the show was bad, there were some good parts but they should been less few and far and more constant and close
yipee
Are you using text-to-speech
Yes
E!!!
The previous voice for cortana was better
The gooncast
Love this channel and videos but the the show was so bad
Master Cheeks!!
bwhahahahahahahahah. Thankyou
How did Pablo Schreiber end up being Jimmy Rings?