Weird Week | Master Chief & Arbiter start a podcast #2

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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2024

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  • @adrianlugo1130
    @adrianlugo1130 8 місяців тому +234

    Arbiter laughting and slipping off the chair is funny as hell

  • @LethalByChoice
    @LethalByChoice 7 місяців тому +105

    "Seriously, what you gonna *DO* with an unfinished wood carving...?" I don't know why but that made me die laughing lmfao

  • @fiddlemenuts7155
    @fiddlemenuts7155 8 місяців тому +147

    peak halo content

  • @Godzilla00X
    @Godzilla00X 8 місяців тому +183

    Who would win in a fight, 200 grunts without weapons or 10 mike tysons in their prime

    • @alexbrinzan9061
      @alexbrinzan9061 8 місяців тому +51

      10 Mike tysins cuz they would beat all the ones who would be brave enough to fight and the rest would surrender.

    • @feymasons.7835
      @feymasons.7835 8 місяців тому +25

      Grunts are canonicaly stronger than humans, and with numbers, I think grunts win

    • @Chessplayer15
      @Chessplayer15 8 місяців тому +13

      @@feymasons.7835unless they run😂😂😂

    • @feymasons.7835
      @feymasons.7835 8 місяців тому +3

      @Chessplayer15 yeah true they are cowards

    • @JohnDoe-bh2lp
      @JohnDoe-bh2lp 8 місяців тому +8

      Grunts are like chimps with natural armor and claws, but they get scared so easily

  • @WastedPot
    @WastedPot 8 місяців тому +47

    Keith David and Steve Downes. Technically both not in the video, yet the best two characters depicted. This is great.

  • @wieldylattice3015
    @wieldylattice3015 3 місяці тому +30

    When you do such horrifying things to a tangerine you have to head to Africa to pay your respects to the fallen soldiers you wrongfully slayed whilst fighting for an evil religious crusade:

  • @wieldylattice3015
    @wieldylattice3015 3 місяці тому +41

    I thought this was done with AI voices but after hearing the Arbiter fall off his seat I’m honestly not sure what to think, though the concept of something mostly using AI voices and then suddenly catching you off guard with actual voice acting is hilarious

    • @invisibleaccount9284
      @invisibleaccount9284 3 місяці тому +17

      Ive seen people use a technique where they do voice acting, trying to match a character’s voice as closely as possible and putting in the emotion and performance, and then use ai to change the timbre of their voice to match the characters’ more closely. It could be that

    • @TH3C001
      @TH3C001 2 місяці тому +4

      Yeah, this guy is basically using AI for a very advanced voice filter, like voice changing technology in movies, except it’s no longer fiction. So there is no text to speech going on like the old days of Microsoft Sam or the ask Reddit voices, he’s acting out all of these lines and using AI to change his voice into that of the characters. I’ve basically waited my whole life for this sort of thing lol.

  • @The.prophet.of.truth.
    @The.prophet.of.truth. 8 місяців тому +111

    Oh yes Mike im responsible for like half the name on this list...😂😂

  • @juhapekkaruusala9038
    @juhapekkaruusala9038 8 місяців тому +20

    Jesus christ Arbitter is a savage! If this kind of content was coming everyday from radio I would listen all the time! Arbitter and chief talking smack! Hell yeah! More please.

  • @oblonghas
    @oblonghas 8 місяців тому +32

    Lol did he say “I clipped off my seat” that’s great

  • @C̸̥̑L̸E̸C̸̔CRC̵̓K̸̈́ȆR
    @C̸̥̑L̸E̸C̸̔CRC̵̓K̸̈́ȆR 7 місяців тому +15

    1:12 The left right, good night.🤣

  • @Belligerent_Herald
    @Belligerent_Herald 8 місяців тому +27

    This popped up on my feed, I almost dismissed it as something I could pass on, until the tangerine. I snorted Celsius energy drink through my nose in great volume. Subscribe

  • @otsderpy
    @otsderpy 2 місяці тому +2

    I laughed so hard at Arbiter slipping off his seat my sides LITERALLY started to cramp.

  • @jokx4409
    @jokx4409 2 місяці тому +3

    Holy shit this is freaking amazing. The humor is just top notch. idk how else to praise it, it just made me burst out laughing

  • @Fishmaster4ever
    @Fishmaster4ever 8 місяців тому +24

    “The real disaster was what I did to that peice of fruit” aw hell. What did he glass blast a hole through it with his steaming blood blade

  • @thefederalrepublicoferusea3900
    @thefederalrepublicoferusea3900 8 місяців тому +41

    Can confirm, I wanna hear what arby did to that kig yar

  • @lessermook7608
    @lessermook7608 8 місяців тому +12

    the inflection in delivery in the lines are impressive

  • @dragolair10
    @dragolair10 5 місяців тому +7

    this is by far better than anything that god awful tv series.....PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF HALO PLEASE KEEP THIS COMING, IT'S MAKING MY DAY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @karthiksubramanian2279
    @karthiksubramanian2279 8 місяців тому +26

    Bruh! Chief toasted the S4s and ate them 😂...
    Arbiter: "You do wood carving!?" 😂

  • @primemachine146
    @primemachine146 8 місяців тому +7

    Please continue you this, it’s fking hilarious

  • @NomadicJurassic
    @NomadicJurassic 8 місяців тому +4

    This is like the new Red Dwarf in 2024! keep um coming. amazing!

  • @Grudgebearer4life
    @Grudgebearer4life 8 місяців тому +11

    Why? Why in all the hells… do I kinda want to know what happened to the fruit😂😂😂

  • @RadicalEdward2
    @RadicalEdward2 8 місяців тому +6

    I love how cheery Cortana sounds c:

  • @RapidSteve
    @RapidSteve 8 місяців тому +9

    Arbiter spitting heat

  • @Nomad958
    @Nomad958 8 місяців тому +31

    WHY DOES CORTANA SOUND SO HOT UGH NOTICE ME CORTANA

    • @Dat_Kiwi_Boi
      @Dat_Kiwi_Boi 8 місяців тому

      Admins, ban that horney prick

    • @wiggernomics
      @wiggernomics 2 місяці тому

      It's using "The weapon" voice which is just Cortana but cuter/softer.

  • @DS9TREK
    @DS9TREK 8 місяців тому +10

    Be honest.... How many many wood carvings have you made of Cortana?

  • @connor-lp3ul
    @connor-lp3ul 8 місяців тому +26

    First. Please continue this series

    • @YouTubeBlowsDaily
      @YouTubeBlowsDaily 8 місяців тому

      They said explicitly that if anyone comments first the wouldn't continue the podcast

  • @rameseXII4153
    @rameseXII4153 8 місяців тому +6

    "You do wood carving?"

  • @MT-oj2ls
    @MT-oj2ls 7 місяців тому +1

    Please continue the series it’s freaking good and it helps when i have a bad day

  • @lagaul5124
    @lagaul5124 8 місяців тому +1

    This is great. Do more. Please!...

  • @alexbrinzan9061
    @alexbrinzan9061 8 місяців тому +5

    That was some good kek brother.

  • @Godzilla00X
    @Godzilla00X 8 місяців тому +3

    Love this series!

  • @AndrewHodge-Biggs
    @AndrewHodge-Biggs 4 місяці тому +5

    ARBY stop bullying Cortana 😡😡😡

  • @Insipid_Xerxes
    @Insipid_Xerxes 2 місяці тому +1

    “Now, it just so happens that a reporter and their camera crew were there at that exact time and place. They instantly recognized me somehow amongst the crowd, and approached me.” 🤣 Somehow…

  • @tonywhitburn
    @tonywhitburn 7 місяців тому +3

    Bish, you don't go anywhere lmao

  • @jastar7350
    @jastar7350 8 місяців тому +2

    Jesus this is awesome 🤘🏻

  • @HewhoPonders-kq4bx
    @HewhoPonders-kq4bx 25 днів тому

    This is great! 10/10 👏

  • @fourthofjulygaming3795
    @fourthofjulygaming3795 8 місяців тому +1

    This is something else.

  • @Angels-Playground
    @Angels-Playground 7 місяців тому +1

    This is AMAZING!

  • @halothere6995
    @halothere6995 8 місяців тому +4

    Jeez arbiter what an don’t be an ass 3:39

  • @ragegrowler8367
    @ragegrowler8367 7 місяців тому +2

    Did Arbiter went gangsta?

  • @DSIVXX
    @DSIVXX 8 місяців тому +1

    I'll never hear Danko Jones in the same way now🤣🤣🤣

  • @bravewater5737
    @bravewater5737 8 місяців тому +1

    4:54 before he became a good guy.

  • @mrmatt1974
    @mrmatt1974 8 днів тому

    We can all say that Sangheili doesn't have concepts like "Lying" or "Not being straight up direct to the point"

  • @SunGawdRa
    @SunGawdRa 2 місяці тому

    I still get a chuckle at the name Mike Oxmaul.

  • @AndreasAWade
    @AndreasAWade 8 місяців тому +3

    POOR Fruit 😹😹😹🤣😂

  • @JonteNitak
    @JonteNitak 8 місяців тому

    Yes this is perfection 😂❤️

  • @soulguru007
    @soulguru007 8 місяців тому +1

    You need to keep this up if f*(king great

  • @Moonlight_Tide
    @Moonlight_Tide 8 місяців тому +3

    Ok I watched the 3rd one first and it just hit me he was grapefruiting a fucking tangerine

    • @commanderhurst3283
      @commanderhurst3283 7 місяців тому +1

      W...wha...what is... What is "Grapefruiting"... I'm scared.

    • @Moonlight_Tide
      @Moonlight_Tide 7 місяців тому

      @@commanderhurst3283 ever heard of a p***y pocket? When you fill a sock with lotion? Replace the lotion -filled sock with a grapefruit. Now shrink the whole "situation" to the size of a tangerine.

  • @klassikmaster10
    @klassikmaster10 Місяць тому

    10/10 content

  • @G99343
    @G99343 8 місяців тому +2

    To chief, the Spartans are said to have been evolved to a peak state for humanity. This is understandable due to the work you’ve done and had to do. However I have an associate who shall remain nameless, that states your bio readings were beyond that point. Care to elaborate? This is regarding when you took off your armor after the didact incident.

  • @AUTOBOTS241
    @AUTOBOTS241 8 місяців тому +2

    How do you get these AI Voice programs? 🥺

  • @Mavv77
    @Mavv77 8 місяців тому

    This is great 😂

  • @MileRedirector
    @MileRedirector 2 місяці тому +1

    Y'all forgot about arbiter had son and wife.

  • @KoruKinshi
    @KoruKinshi 6 місяців тому +1

    A TANGERINE?!?!?

  • @MediaMen22
    @MediaMen22 8 місяців тому +5

    Hehehehe. I was the 117th like

  • @mister_needles
    @mister_needles 8 місяців тому +1

    YES. DO THE NASTY

  • @lopesj6670
    @lopesj6670 8 місяців тому +1

    Hard

  • @EXKALlBUR_
    @EXKALlBUR_ 8 місяців тому +1

    what did you do to the tangerine

  • @ignis777
    @ignis777 8 місяців тому +1

    343 please don't cancel this xd

  • @TurtleHeadPro320
    @TurtleHeadPro320 8 місяців тому +1

    IM DEAD AF

  • @The-real-xenoxian
    @The-real-xenoxian 3 місяці тому +1

    i am subscriber 9.99k

  • @constantdoodle32
    @constantdoodle32 8 місяців тому

    Lmao this is fuckin wild

  • @Eco-VillePatagoniaChile
    @Eco-VillePatagoniaChile 2 місяці тому

    Cortana robo-girlfriend. Maybe look like H4 version. Or Alba.

  • @MrWackywilson
    @MrWackywilson 8 місяців тому

    Wtf 😂

  • @luvr381
    @luvr381 3 місяці тому +1

    OMG, this is as funny as Red V Blue was at first!