@@lankymaccrazyhair264 Chipp doesn't really do any less damage than other characters and has high damage off good starters or punishes with meter. That's just how he is, he's above average in many aspects, but kept in check by how easy it is to finish him off in turn.
@@lankymaccrazyhair264 Chipp has good damage, but he gets his turn taken away so easily his damage doesn't feel that rewarding. Also he has the lowest hp of the cast which made him losing his turn even worse.
He was going so fast that it looked like the blue one missed, when in reality to red one moved the blue one each time they attacked to make it look like they missed
i came into this video thinking it would be some infinite combo or a new TOD combo but i got hit by a plot twist so hard i laughed for a minute straight
btw it wasnt even in the original script of indiana jones "I was sick, and besides, up to that point, I kept worrying about the fact that I had been wearing this gun that I had never drawn. So, I said to Steven, 'Why don't we just shoot the sumbitch?' He said, 'Okay.' He was ready to get out of there too. That's how we got that scene."
it was honestly heartwrenching when Ninja said to Cowboy, "don't you see? now your only move is hustle!" before flying into low earth orbit from knockback
@mountain_hills okay so take professional street fighter gameplay and grandmaster-level chess strategy and put them in a blender with the epic fight scenes your neurotic ADHD brother is playing out with his action figures in the backseat on that road trip and you get YOMIH.
There's actually no button mashing 🤣 it's a turn-based strategy version of Street Fighter. This entire replay probably took about ten minutes to engineer.
I know that the characters automatically turn around to track their opponent and all, but there really is something that's just so funny to me on how red just keeps turning around and watching him like: 😶
This man is so powerful that the fabric of reality made him look like he was standing still, but he was moving so fast that the frames of reality couldn't handle, making the reflex of him only standing, each time blue would attack it would look like he was missing, but he was actually getting hit by many blows coming from red, a really strong person whose reality cannot defeat
blue makes me think of that one dude that goes "wanna fight? oh we gonna fight huh? your not gonna win man, gonna beat your ass" and he's basically stanced up punching the air trying to intimidate you, then just gets one hit out of the blue while the other dude walks off.
There's this video somewhere of a south american fighting ring where a U.S. Navy Seal joined for a round, and there's this really flashy MMA fighter, doing leaps and cartwheels and jumping around but never actually striking, obviously trying to overwhelm the Navy Seal, and the Seal is just STANDING THERE. When the flashy guy finally goes in for a cartwheel kick, the Seal throws a fast, powerful right hook that connects to the head, and kmocks the poor fucker OUT COLD. He wasn't MOVING, just on the mat, fucking birds circling his head, full on OUT COLD. The ref counts it out, and the guy is just OUT. One punch, max speed, max power. I feel like that's what this is.
Sheik mains trying their absolute best to deal 14% damage with a 31 hit combo:
Same can be said about chipp mains
@@lankymaccrazyhair264 Chipp has great damage, his thing is being a glass cannon. Millia is the example you should use in this case.
@@IndigoMecha chipp has never done good damage, what are you talking about?
@@lankymaccrazyhair264 Chipp doesn't really do any less damage than other characters and has high damage off good starters or punishes with meter.
That's just how he is, he's above average in many aspects, but kept in check by how easy it is to finish him off in turn.
@@lankymaccrazyhair264 Chipp has good damage, but he gets his turn taken away so easily his damage doesn't feel that rewarding. Also he has the lowest hp of the cast which made him losing his turn even worse.
i love the yomi hustle characters idle stance, it just reeks of "huh" energy
Best description I have ever heard
I played against someone yesterday who said the exact same thing
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
@@spinegun
Huh?
Reminds me of game and watch
my man was predicting so hard, "no way hes gonna keep standing still this turn, i better attack the space in front of him"
man predicted so hard he lost
"Theres no way this idiot is actually gonna hit me im just gonna stand still and meme on the man."
@@abdirahimahmed-hg2mnhow doe, did the missle get eeby and get a neebies to sleebies?
@@dolphin1418what
@@dolphin1418i had a stroke reading this
for the people who didn't see, the red ninja was obviously moving every time the blue ninja attacked, we just couldn't see it because he was so fast
D: OH GOD!
He was going so fast that it looked like the blue one missed, when in reality to red one moved the blue one each time they attacked to make it look like they missed
dbz style
Gives me Goku vs Jeice and Burter vibes
He move ever so slightly enough to dodge the attack
Yeah, playing the video at 0,25x speed you can clearly see that
If YOMI hustle wasn’t turn-based and instead a real-time fighting game this is what the gameplay would look like
Imagine someone made a mod for it that did exactly that
@@iceypumpkinheadWHERE THE FYCK DO I FIND THAT
@@Ray-jn2dy reread
@maximized1the gane would be too damn complicated, so many inputs lol
but the games entire thing is that its turn based
I love broken replays where both characters are just flying around throwing moves and looking completely lost
I get that a lot with robot for some reason lol
i have a cowboy literally beaing the absoulute hell out of a standing still ninja
I have this one broken replay where my opponent breaks out of combo but my character continues flying through the air for like 10 seconds
i came into this video thinking it would be some infinite combo or a new TOD combo but i got hit by a plot twist so hard i laughed for a minute straight
1.8K likes 0 comments? Damn
A truly skilled fighter. He waited for his opportunity and ended the fight in a single blow
Precept 15: One foe, one blow
one punch man
@@chillboi2363 YO A HK FAN
@@chillboi2363 "precept 1: always win your fights". Seems like the blue one didn't follow that precept.
A man trying to overflow the senses of ultra instinct
No way this has no replies lmao
@@Tempbut reply
me trying to fight the shadow in my room:
and you lost to it.
wait wha-
@@Gentle_Dude bro gets his body structure dismantled every time wind passes
When you try watching a replay after an update
yes
real
Indubitably.
Evil ivysly be like this update will FIX your replays
@@multigrandmarquis LFAOO
Red really hit Blue with the "just stand still" movement tech, banned from almost every competition for how powerful it is
this ain't even wrong entirely, one patch was just cowboy walking
me overthinking my moves, anticipating a counter or a burst that would never come
Same
me thinking "yeah they seem honourable they wont burst on the first h-"
Everytime I do that i just gave up and do a random move that my opponent will not expect it's works 75% at a time
Same energy as that one scene where a guy in a fight is showing off with a sword and then gets shot
Indiana jones yeah?
@@genericuser984 I think yeah..?
@@genericuser984 yes
btw it wasnt even in the original script of indiana jones
"I was sick, and besides, up to that point, I kept worrying about the fact that I had been wearing this gun that I had never drawn. So, I said to Steven, 'Why don't we just shoot the sumbitch?' He said, 'Okay.' He was ready to get out of there too. That's how we got that scene."
me trying to get rid of the creepy-crawly without making contact:
Tekken players waiting for you to walk into their attacks
The frame perfect whiffs and shoving out of the way of explosions and attacks was absolutely beautiful 10/10
POV: that one player who can only combo you if you move vs the man who went afk without anyone knowing
And then he said "I am yomi! You cannot stop my hustle!"
it was honestly heartwrenching when Ninja said to Cowboy, "don't you see? now your only move is hustle!" before flying into low earth orbit from knockback
@@brightblackhole2442 the title drop is amazing
It took me a hot minute to realize that these arent live inputs, but this is actaully a turn based game
This is a turn based game??
@@mountain_hills ye
@@mountain_hillsYOMI HUSTLE!
IF POKEMON AND CHESS HAD RAW!
(iykyk)
@mountain_hills okay so take professional street fighter gameplay and grandmaster-level chess strategy and put them in a blender with the epic fight scenes your neurotic ADHD brother is playing out with his action figures in the backseat on that road trip and you get YOMIH.
@@Hellspawn13 good explanation, thank you
this is true, down to the "getting hit once kills you instantly" part
when im playing normally: one shot combo, didnt even get hit, very epic
when im showing my friend how good i am:
this is how it feels to play online honestly
999% melee fox vs some Mario main
What my brain hears:
GameCube controller button mashin
There's actually no button mashing 🤣 it's a turn-based strategy version of Street Fighter. This entire replay probably took about ten minutes to engineer.
He said it's what he heard, not what he thought it was.
Honestly it takes more skill to consistently miss like this than it does to actually hit someone
It's the same to say that a noob is better than a pro for missing every single move, and in my opinion it makes sense
Truuueeeee
Its really easy to miss but its not that easy to miss so close to the opponent
Dude missed accurately
@@palmree mission failed successfully
"a schizophrenic can't be good at yomo hustle"
this guy:
They're fighting 1000's of people at once
homo hustle
Gotta love the punch at the end
"stop"
When you’re so good at the game that the only way to damage the other person is for them to move.
My favorite part was when he did substitute and then pushed him out of the way of the blades
I know that the characters automatically turn around to track their opponent and all, but there really is something that's just so funny to me on how red just keeps turning around and watching him like: 😶
Saitama vs Speed O' Sound Sonic
Exactly lmao
"Can you even see me!?"
Exactly lmao
"Can you even see me!?"
@@Gentle_Dude No
Exactly lmao
"Can you even see me!?"
I thought the exact same thing 😗👍, and what is with the identical replies. I feel like they are bots...
This man is so powerful that the fabric of reality made him look like he was standing still, but he was moving so fast that the frames of reality couldn't handle, making the reflex of him only standing, each time blue would attack it would look like he was missing, but he was actually getting hit by many blows coming from red, a really strong person whose reality cannot defeat
This is the equivalent of a Chihuahua aggressively barking at a German Shepard before it gets sneezed on.
real high level yomi hustle is two cowboys walking back and forth for half the match
First yomi hustle video ive watched ever and this got me hooked
*turns
_”huh”_
*turns
_”huh”_
*turns
_”huh”_
This is how the start of every match plays out for me because I will never move until they move (unless it’s wizard)
Or cowboy
Nice gameplay
The best part is when they use release momentum and it’s like just something they could have done a super jump for
Yeah it takes alot of skill to miss all your attacks.. *while trying to hit the enemy*
blue makes me think of that one dude that goes "wanna fight? oh we gonna fight huh? your not gonna win man, gonna beat your ass" and he's basically stanced up punching the air trying to intimidate you, then just gets one hit out of the blue while the other dude walks off.
He's just standing there, menacingly
"He's going Burst any second now."
He trained under the prediction of every future but couldn't see how he lost.
The times when either moving less than an inch, or not at all won me a match of yomi, is astounding
I love Ninja's goofy-ahh idle pose so much
the one part from south park where carmen
trying to fight kyle and cries in one hit
YOMI Hustle Replays after an update:
red ninja, turning his face like Saitama: "can I go home now?"
Replays after an update / playing without prediction be like:
“He’s just standing there”
MENACINGLY
this is intense. the other guy is just a stand user.
There's this video somewhere of a south american fighting ring where a U.S. Navy Seal joined for a round, and there's this really flashy MMA fighter, doing leaps and cartwheels and jumping around but never actually striking, obviously trying to overwhelm the Navy Seal, and the Seal is just STANDING THERE. When the flashy guy finally goes in for a cartwheel kick, the Seal throws a fast, powerful right hook that connects to the head, and kmocks the poor fucker OUT COLD. He wasn't MOVING, just on the mat, fucking birds circling his head, full on OUT COLD. The ref counts it out, and the guy is just OUT.
One punch, max speed, max power.
I feel like that's what this is.
Isn't this just that scene from 1 Punch Man where the ninja gets accidentally punched in the eternal weakspot?
It really is. If you look closely, the blue stick figure gets got in the exact same way.
i love the fact that the blue ninja dies with one single punch at the end of the video
For me, a person that knows nothing about Your Only Move is Hustle, this still makes me burst in tears
“What are they gonna do? Ban me? For what?”
perfect representation of me playing a combat game
He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!!!
the triple kick had me weak
The blue guy really went "never let them know your next move"
But we know his next move, his only move, even.
He was gonna hustle 📄 🔥 🔥 🖋
a true hustler
pov: the mc is battling that one arrogant dude and starts showing off only to die in one hit
me as the red guy, pressing "W,A,S,D"
An incredible double bluff, they'll never expect that they keep just not doing anything
i was waiting for red to do some type of all-out combo
He’s just Standing There! Menacingly!
STANDING HERE I REALIZE
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE, THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN, I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE
VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE, BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY
Pov:smash bros with that one person that presses every single button
P1 deliberately pushed P2 to miss the knife at 0:05 lol
Man really tried to bait out that block.
my replay when the game is updated:
He’s just standing there… menacingly!
basically my skills of Yomi Hustle.
This reminds me of a yugioh video where the first player is just activating all these cards and the other guy just uses exodia
i was the negative frame advantage
That guy's definitely getting in the Salty Spittoon
This footsies skill is insane
"His stance is perfect! I can't find an opening!"
That yomi hustled so hard 😳
"Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing"
when your too cautious in yomi hustle
this but in roblox
watching a sweat try to hit me while im not moving is funny as hell, great video :-]
My argument when someone says "🤓" 0:25
Call them a dumbass then, all they are doing is calling you annoyingly smart.
What a beautiful combo this guy is very good
He has a REALLY GOOD gaming chair!
"He's just standing there, MENACINGLY" -Patrick
Pov: That one confident teenager Vs goten
literally goku vs the two ginyu force dudes when he comes on Namek
gaming
pov : You're a pro player trying to predict your opponent's next move.
He predicted every move, except the possibility where nothing is an option
This is literally me trying to win neutral
The villain showing off his moves before getting clapped be like:
I would love to see an Azazel mod for Yomi hustle, or a Vergil mod, or even a Smash boss mod.
Vergil is just Cowboy with Dante's gun
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"Let me show you the dance of my people"
YOOOOOO NINJA IS BROKEN
Shonen Protag *VS* The Foe That Was Just Grillin’ Their Bones For The Last 12 Minutes
Didnt know they added King from OPM into this game
based space dandy enthusiast
Calculate everything except for thing that's gonna happen.