The All Guardsmen Party: What's In The Box? | Narrated D&D Story
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The Rupert is one of my favorite characters in this series, second only to the paranoid madlad that is Twitch.
Yes
So wait..... Twitch was right? the Troopers were Orks, there were Orks in the box, and the Orks outside were probably Double Orks >.>
I mean even a broken clock is still right twice a day
If memory serves, apparently Twitch’s player was occasionally given hints about where the story was going in the short term, filtered through his character’s own paranoia of course (so he usually thinks the source of a problem is Orks in some shape or form) it’s just in this case, the problem was actually Orks so he was more accurate than he normally was.
I have to think they're followed by the faint strains of "Yakkety Sax" throughout the whole campaign
One can only hope!
truth!
Especially when they're prowling around the Adepta Sororitas. The music intensifies tenfold then!
"Our enemies hide in metal boxes!" - Chaos Lord Firaeveus Carron
this is the quality content what i love allthingsdnd for.
there is a difference between bad and evil when it comes to game masters, evil can be pretty great.
indeeeeed
That ending though XD
Lady “what do you know about Gene Stealers?”
Guardsmen “I know I want to GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!”
"F this shit I'm out " intensifies...
need more guardsmen stories now
Neckbeardia has a playlist with a ton more
I see the Ork energy is turning those Guardsmen into Chads
“We called his batman ‘Alfred’”. Yes!
One of the best parts of the story, lol
The real fact though is that the NPC described is not at all a "Batman", that's literally just Alfred. Like dead ass. Yes, Alfred isn't a fucking joke and those are all things described that are feats of actual Alfred, NOT Batman. He's not "a" Batman, he's an "Alfred" and that's just as bad ass of a moniker.
Reminder that after Superman broke Batman's back, Alfred proceeded to beat the ever living fuck out of Superman's ass.
Yeah. THAT happened. Alfred is that real reals gangsta shit.
@@PerfectChaosZeta Oh yeah we know, Alfred is no joke XD
Do you know what a batman in this case actually is though? It doesn't mean the superhero guy.
@@PerfectChaosZeta A Batman is a term for the butler of a military officer.
Sees guardsmen part 3? Posted 9 minutes ago?
*I CLICK*
Plz make more. I'm a big fan of twitch. ''Back up detonator'' for the win.
Baron Praxis- every dictator worth his salt knows that when you make a bomb, you always make a 2nd bomb
As sad that the campaign seems to have died right as it was reaching a resolution...
it was a fun ride.
dude, the author is still alive, and still working on the final chapter of AGP according to his twitter and the latest mention about AGP was on the 13th of August.
@@alexhooi7268 ngl reminds me of a wh40k im in where i play a psyker named jaeger ackerman
@@alexhooi7268 thanks his Twitter was a bit confusing his story ignited my interest in 40k
This is astoshan level good shit.
Agreed!
All four parters are good
@@ballisticm0use72 if there's multiple parts it's always bound to be good!
I just realised it's a good thing both thumbnails barely look like 40k considering the recent shenanigans gw is pulling off
“After he finished praising us and lamenting the treachery of the tech priest
Oak-“
Until hearing this story, I had never realized that Warhammer and Paranoia have the same spirit.
This is becoming my go to favorite stories as time goes on. And is a big inspiration for some of my more tactically mindful characters.
What are the guardsmen up to now?
"So no shit... there we were..."
We should write up our Dark Heresy 2 campaign (set in 30k). We found a golden age battleship in a random encounter and ended up in charge of an expeditionary fleet.
Do it!
You have uploaded yes?
Loving the story thanks for doing it
This is the best series I can't wait for more
When your done with this story (not that I want it end at all) any thoughts on doing "so i'm a necron cryptek"?
If I recall this story had 20 or so parts few years ago on a reddit
that or lord anon
this story just keeps getting better. don't quit now please. later there are Tau and bugs, it's just all fun.
Things like this are why I thoroughly enjoy playing the “normal” character in a party of oddballs.
Sure. That guy may be able to read minds and move shit around telekinetically, or that guy may be able to... have relations with robots? But the ordinary guy? He’s the reliable one. The one who can get shit done, regardless of what’s going down
This is one of the best series I've ever seen! Keep it up!!!
I want the next episode! This is absolutely great!
These guys could write an entire three books for warhammer40k with this campaign that how much bullshit they went through
title: **whats in the box**
my brain: "who gets the box? what's in the box? how much is what's in the box worth?"
"Storage vwars...."
Nice reference
I love these!! Please keep doing them :D
That is an interesting dilemma. Superior weapons and armor yet it diminishes your strategist side of the mind.
I think being turned into hum-orks is a very good reason to not keep and use "the Box"
Yes! More All Guardsmen Party! Keep 'em coming. :D
This is great can’t wait for this story of gene stealers
*squints* Is this a warhammer 40k rp! Those definetly look like space orcs! YIRBEL LIVES!
This is the 3rd episode in the series, it’s pretty good
The vernacular and the plot are glorious. I love these stories.
Gosh, how I love the guardsman party story, too bad it doesn't have an ending yet... But what we got so far is absolutely GLORIOUS.
I loveeeee this series and I’m not even into 40 K that much
Please cover this whole story its so cool and i like your narration over the other one i found, no offense to them
Hey all things dnd you should look into getting these all guardsmen party fully animated. It would make these great videos even better
I love this series the guardsmen stuff is really fun
i can already guess that the weapons and armor have been empowered with WAH energy, enhancing anyone who uses them...
These guardsmen stories not only warm my heart but make me feel validated when getting those exciting moments of "called it"
Honestly the Inquisitor canidate they were working with was the best so far that I am aware of they had worked with. As stated, not perfect, but certainly worse out there. Guy's a bit oblivious and maybe a bit too noble in code, but He's got potential. Can't wait to see his name on a casualty list
Text: Extremely stereotypically british.
Voiceover: Matter of fact car salesman american.
i feel this is the best way to do campaigns of 40k or stuff like that
all of you are guardsmen no op stuff just comman guards slowly getting more experienced
So the box was slurping out the Orks power of belief to make great weapons?
My favorite ongoing dnd story. Please, more. I need more.
Undying classics...
I feel like the weapons and armor turn orks into guardsmen
WOOOOO THE GUARDSMEN ARE BAAAAACK!!!!!!
Story is so epic, I wanna do one so badly. Now I’m interested in Warhammer 40k.
"Cutter." Is that a Black Company reference?
Ork tech should not work.....but it does....but it should not work at all.
This series is absolutely amazing.
This setting is freaking awesome!! Love the whole damn thing!!
Please do the whole series of these stories
"When doom music kicks in"
Loved this. This makes me want to play 40k tabletop.
Eagerly await the next story of the funny ass guardsmen😂
More please!!!!
More please!!!!
I have a strong feeling the author of this piece is a Discworld fan.
Also I'm betting the beautiful woman at the end was Inquisitor Vail.
I think I figured it out at 19:17. I'll return at the end of the video to see if I was right.
I was wrong. I thought that a group of orcs had somehow made themselves believe that they were a guard regiment with orc-ified guard weapons. I had a small thought of the weapons affecting them but I quickly dismissed it.
This had me laughing the whole way through.
So no shit, there we were.
have you done the all-lizardfolk party or does the green text form its in make it too difficult to use?
So no shit, there I was disliking another Allthings D&D vid since they never referred to Shoggy by name, or possibly checked with him to see if it was cool to narrate this.
I knew it...
I fuggin knew it. You can't get orks past me...
I'm the bestest at findin' my fellow gitz. heh...heh...heh...
Crazy good gunz that turn boys into BOIZ and dere's a roight proppah WAAAGH a'goin? Sees dese 'umies gettin' it roight fer once!
Standard procedure to shake nubby upsidedown is killing me. I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣
I hope they continue this story
You should read whole "all guardsman party".
And it is not d&d it is wh40k only war RPG
Are you going to continue this series? I really miss it. You have the best version I have found.
Really wish he put the parts they start in... I am trying to find which one fallows aftet which one
BRUH! You do an ad for Simfort? I swear it's u talking bout not being bald
10:15
I was waiting for that reference!
I love the RvB reference with the medic
I bet their regimental color was purple.
I knew some kind of Ork nonsense was involved
it's a bWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHx
So no shit is your party catchphrase
Twitch is my favorite.
10:20 I love what they did there
Idk who the dm is but would love to talk shop. Currently running a 13+yr home brew and always looking for new ideas. Thank you for the content. Both entertaining and world building for me and my table.
Okay buddy I'm going to help you out It's, Commissariat (kaa·muh·seh·ree·uht) not Kaa-mis-ree-off.
Ahh yes....ork box
I love this group so much
Knubby=corporal knobs
So nice please more!!!
Yay third one!!! More please and thank you and all other nice things I would need to say for more all guardsmen party videos!
I love this story
Must...have...mmmmoooorrreeeee
Keep it going
Un pour l'algorithme
classic
I want more
I have never played Warhammer. I have loved these stories
Man I hope to hear these stories till the characters are retired
Is it me or is there a big dash of prachett in the gaurdsman
Man just keep this story comin