D&D Story: The Obelisk Encounter

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  • Опубліковано 18 тра 2018
  • I tell the story from my Dungeons and Dragons game when the group decided to pick a fight with an enemy that was WAAAY out of their weight category.
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    Midnight in the Graveyard by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/...)
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    Lightning SFX and "Sunshine Samba" from the UA-cam Audio Library
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  • @Kittycat-fv9tk
    @Kittycat-fv9tk 3 роки тому +3173

    To be honest, when that one guy yelled "Let's take this obelisk down!" I half expected for other tables' players to hear this and be like: "Oh, you can attack the obelisk?" *Every table starts attacking the obelisk*

    • @fabiolean
      @fabiolean 2 роки тому +187

      This is what I thought was going to happen, too.

    • @proclarushtaonasat
      @proclarushtaonasat 2 роки тому +183

      the bad guy was traveling the multiverse, and the different tables are essentially alternate universe versions of each other. So it would have made sense lore wise, for a events in one universe causing a ripple effect across the multiverse, resulting not only in a TPK of that party, but also the death of all alternate universe versions of that party.

    • @CentralNexusPrime
      @CentralNexusPrime Рік тому +72

      Ditto. Followed by the GMs blaming you for the Obelisk Apocalypse

    • @thunderborn3231
      @thunderborn3231 Рік тому +38

      @@CentralNexusPrime i find it interesting that he was specifically told to kill them if they fucked with the obelisk and then he just didn't

    • @MetalB1985
      @MetalB1985 Рік тому +53

      @@thunderborn3231 It sounded like he tried, but the setup of the fight and the parties defensive abilities made it very hard to kill the party in the time limit.

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 5 років тому +3671

    “Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”
    ― Terry Pratchett

    • @jacobfreeman5444
      @jacobfreeman5444 4 роки тому +177

      It would retroactively spawn the idiots who will press the button.

    • @zynx1828
      @zynx1828 4 роки тому +48

      I mean who wouldn't?

    • @Queenofbean_
      @Queenofbean_ 4 роки тому +16

      Wise words my doode
      Wise words

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 4 роки тому +19

      That book was brilliant

    • @StealthMarmot_
      @StealthMarmot_ 3 роки тому +9

      GNU Terry Pratchett

  • @namename2186
    @namename2186 3 роки тому +1305

    "You feel evil eminating from the obelisk" that is not scaring the players off that is giving a plot hook

    • @southanime
      @southanime Рік тому +95

      The main gm said publicly that traps can insta kill PC's. So, it should have been a hint

    • @rokusho6667
      @rokusho6667 Рік тому +30

      Sigh…. Planned a nice city to explore during Halloween with all sort of food and stalls with a rich history based off revolution and genocide for non humans fighting for their rights…
      Dwarf with int score of the number after 2 …dropped trout…and crapped in the fountain…
      I’m front of the whole festival…

    • @wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131
      @wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131 Рік тому +37

      @@southanime it could have had better warning.
      "You sense an overwhelming sense of powerful evil. You are an ant, it is a mountain."

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 Рік тому +1

      @@wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131 Uhh... it explains it much less good
      Im sure there sort of enough enemies in D&D who are much bigger than players but still killable

    • @daltooinewestwood6380
      @daltooinewestwood6380 Рік тому +6

      @@wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131 welcome to tomb of ahnihilation. Literally the single worst designed piece of garbage ever to be printed. Gary Gygax made this just so he could have fun murdering his players because he was one of “those” DMs who think the game is Player Vs DM in a battle to the death

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 4 роки тому +3199

    "What's your name?"
    ".....what good does it do for a cow to know the name of its butcher? It's still going to end up as steak."

    • @cameron2528
      @cameron2528 4 роки тому +87

      Very insightful

    • @neinherman9989
      @neinherman9989 4 роки тому +153

      I'm stealing that

    • @alexross1816
      @alexross1816 4 роки тому +92

      I feel no shame in saying I'm going to steal that.

    • @radio6sussex823
      @radio6sussex823 4 роки тому +31

      Ah, a yugioh falsebound kingdom fan. Excellent

    • @oncewasjosh
      @oncewasjosh 3 роки тому +12

      Going to use that for a campaign when the players ask that 👌

  • @janNowa
    @janNowa 6 років тому +9984

    When the guy yelled "TAKE THE OBELISK DOWN" I expected you to say that the other groups of players got the same idea and every group started breaking the obelisk and dying horribly. Now THAT would have been hilarious.

    • @JoanieDoeShadow
      @JoanieDoeShadow 5 років тому +586

      Milla Saunders That's what I was expecting too.

    • @Interfect727
      @Interfect727 5 років тому +560

      Yeah, that was my expectation as well. I was thinking at that point, "Oh boy, this is going to be a Multi-TPK!"

    • @RurouniKalain
      @RurouniKalain 5 років тому +73

      Same actually. Thought the same.

    • @maximumfun1078
      @maximumfun1078 5 років тому +160

      and in the end, no one died ...

    • @safe-keeper1042
      @safe-keeper1042 5 років тому +102

      I was 100% sure that was what he was leading up to.

  • @SpaceKingofSpace
    @SpaceKingofSpace 5 років тому +7476

    > Spend half the video talking about how this obelisk will absolutely kill the party.
    > Doesn't kill anyone.
    Amazing.

    • @snowboundwhale6860
      @snowboundwhale6860 5 років тому +241

      @Johnny W everyone just gets a temporary +1 wisdom and learns not to destroy random ominous magical artifacts

    • @coromo4978
      @coromo4978 5 років тому +30

      i know
      simply amazing

    • @EricTalwin
      @EricTalwin 5 років тому +225

      Is this 5th edition, cus if it is, that's probably why it ended this way (if not the rest of my comments might not apply). Monsters have tons of health and do tiny amounts of damage relative to PCs in 5th. Thus there is a low chance of killing the PCs. Ever. Then you where forced to add timer to the match. In this situation it makes sense that the monster can never do enough damage to kill anyone in time and the PCs can't inflict enough damage to kill the creature either. I know there are exceptions to this, but it seems to be in the design philosophy of 5th. If you fallow the rules as written its pretty hard to kill PCs unless they really do something stupid or you single someone out in a heavy handed way. I feel that a lot of this is done in the design to create an illusion of danger for th PCs (but not actual danger) and also to prevent a new DM (not implying Puffin) from accidentally killing PCs.
      Addressing the disappointed out there concerning the anticlimax. I honestly think this is a good story even if we don't get what we probably all wanted to see happen. He is just telling it like it happened. It may not be as exciting as TPK, but it shows the nature of the system, it helps us see how to design a better encounter. Honestly he was sorta forced to run this it wasn't his design, so its not his fault the PCs didn't all get slaughtered like they where supposed too. Obviously the designer of the encounter didn't do the math ahead of time. I personally would make sure to make a really over powered monster if I really wanted to have all the PCs die if they made said mistake. Or just remove this object entirely. Unless you like the stalemate thing. Thats the great thing about D&D, you can tweak it to be what your group is looking for, you imagination is the only limit.
      From my almost 20 years of playing through many other systems and from 2nd edition until the present, I feel that 5th is a more "player friendly" ,as some might say, and that can be good or bad depending on your play group. I for one increased damage across the board in my game( Damage of PCs and Monsters) with player consent ( by about 60%) so PCs feel more danger (usually increasing excitement) but at the same time can get awesome sudden victories with a lucky crit. It also makes combat quicker, which is good for my group, but would not work for everyone.
      People criticizing this need to remember that G.M.ing is hard, and the P.C. are not always gonna do what you want, and thats okay. We get to make these stories together, and have these weird unexpected things happen, sometimes it makes things really annoying but a lot of the time a whole new story gets made that I never imagined that is way better than I could have thought off. And that is what I love the most. I like to have things unfold organically and usually use my notes and encounter plans as guidelines rather than rail roads, so I could probably never be able to run some other persons prescripted event like you did and I give you credit for dealing with it.
      Thanks for your time, your effort, and your insightful video.

    • @AB-bo5fz
      @AB-bo5fz 4 роки тому +26

      @@EricTalwin Thaco...
      Having established with that single word I how far back I can claim to go... Having a a "party wipe" encounter.. bad GM.. that fails to kill anybody.. still bad GM... that does nothing but sidetrack the group from the adventure with pointless combat.. Contemporary GM...
      A good GM knows how to progress the story not waste everybodys time with a few rounds of ultimately meaningless "you dumb, roll for initiative bitches" bullshit combat

    • @chainer8686
      @chainer8686 4 роки тому +17

      I recently came to the realization that I have to up the difficultly of combat encounters becausemy players always insist on circumventing things like rolling stats at session zero and building only optimal characters (who are sometimes hyper focused on just one approach to combat or style), right now I started a new campaign using the variant rule of a short rest is equal to a night of sleep, and a long rest is equal to taking a week off of adventuring. I do use the CR system, but usually rate most fights in the harder range. Also combat that isn't in confined spaces can span entire towns or swaths of land so range is actually a factor as opposed to all enemies constantly being close enough for 1 fireball to get them all.

  • @FlameDarkfire
    @FlameDarkfire 3 роки тому +1802

    "Let's boogie," is my favorite way to call for initiative

    • @marvelprodigy199
      @marvelprodigy199 2 роки тому +5

      That sounds fun imma do that

    • @n80_
      @n80_ 2 роки тому +31

      Clickity clackity your about to get attackety -jocat

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 2 роки тому +1

      @@n80_ Stop signing your comments. We can see your account name.

    • @n80_
      @n80_ 2 роки тому +9

      @@AppleOfThineEye I was just crediting him

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 2 роки тому +2

      @@n80_ Okay. I misunderstood.

  • @Eleven217
    @Eleven217 5 років тому +2893

    Main GM: nah, it's too complicated , IT WON'T happen.
    Me: I find your lack of faith in human stupidity......disturbing.

    • @chaosmastermind
      @chaosmastermind 4 роки тому +90

      Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

    • @zacharywalker9176
      @zacharywalker9176 4 роки тому +37

      Cough area 51 raid cough

    • @AsaelTheBeast
      @AsaelTheBeast 4 роки тому +58

      Well, as Albert Einstein used to say : There are only two things which are infinite. The universe, and human stupidity, but I'm not sure about the universe.

    • @yaronsinger7271
      @yaronsinger7271 4 роки тому +11

      @@AsaelTheBeast You are truly right

    • @nene_san
      @nene_san 4 роки тому +4

      @@joshlexcelius2573 tho irrelevant but correct

  • @Cabooseisdabest
    @Cabooseisdabest 6 років тому +2435

    Immune to physical and magical damage? Should've started throwing insults take him down with the ol' emotional damage.

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 6 років тому +200

      Hugh Taylor
      Not immune totally. You need magical weapons (or equivalent) to really damage it physically, and it reflects spell attack rolls (flamebolt, eldritch blast, scorching ray) so you need spells that don't require rolls to attack (Magic Missile, Fireball, Disintergrate).

    • @Alphenis
      @Alphenis 6 років тому +164

      In truth, that demon isn't really immune to damage. It have resistance to most damage type (damage is halved), 18 AC (hard to hit), the Magic resistance ability (double his chance to avoid spells effects), and about 180 hit point. It's "merely" very hard to kill.

    • @TheObsessedGardener
      @TheObsessedGardener 6 років тому +104

      Or bullied him relentlessly online for some good old psychological damage..

    • @fastjimmy6167
      @fastjimmy6167 6 років тому +74

      Yeah, Puffin really DM’d this wrong. Yes, the creature has Resistance to non-magical weapons. And it is resistant to fire and cold. And it has Magic Resistance, but all Magic Resistance does is give the creature Advantage on Saves from spells.
      So if the party attacked with, say, a chromatic orb that did Lightning damage, it would hurt it just fine (an AC of 18 for a party high enough level to be in the Tomb isn’t impossible to hit). Also, how does no one have magic weapons by this point? They are way past the level where they should have some options to shut this down easily.

    • @merrickmiller1224
      @merrickmiller1224 6 років тому +7

      Its the Death House Shambling Mound problem all over again,

  • @jillmo6458
    @jillmo6458 6 років тому +665

    DEMON: MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
    PARTY: BUT YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
    DEMON: *LEAVES*

    • @bradwolf07
      @bradwolf07 6 років тому +16

      JAY EM Demon: I've got a t-time with a Teifling Bard and Dwarf Cleric in 20 minutes, so bye

    • @panosyannatos5721
      @panosyannatos5721 6 років тому +11

      I think there's so much bad DMing going on in this story, right from the start. ToH has always been badly designed, but you could have fun with it. This handling is even worse. "If this unheard-of thing happens, then.... you can TPK freely! - Ok, scrape some spells and potions, moving on."

    • @butcanyoudothis3320
      @butcanyoudothis3320 5 років тому +3

      To be fair, if the place is deadly, they did just wait spells and supplies on a fight that they couldnt even win.

    • @ac0tactics
      @ac0tactics 5 років тому +4

      As a dm I’d say, roll a survival check. If they roll high enough they can grab shards of the stone that was holding him. Make a weapon that negates demonic resistance. So that they have something the other players don’t even if it’s for a highly situational encounter.

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 4 роки тому +1

      He scared em shitless. That's what.

  • @noahhastings6145
    @noahhastings6145 4 роки тому +507

    "What loot do we get?"
    "Your lives! Yaaaaaayyyyy!!!"

    • @jacobellis2313
      @jacobellis2313 2 роки тому +6

      At least until they beat the dungeon have low hp, and no spells left then zulken comes back for them with friends. Congrats you won!

    • @erikhermansen3431
      @erikhermansen3431 9 місяців тому +1

      So nothing of value?

  • @diamondaries9966
    @diamondaries9966 4 роки тому +1885

    There’s a military saying that goes “never expect a plan to survive contact with the enemy”
    I have found out this is also true for players of ttrpgs

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 4 роки тому +34

      Never expect a plan to survive contact with the rank-and-file.

    • @rbck8826
      @rbck8826 4 роки тому +28

      Never expect a plan to survive contact with the PCs

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 4 роки тому +31

      @@rbck8826 Including, of course, ones hatched by the PCs.

    • @Ouium
      @Ouium 3 роки тому +19

      Enemy? After my two years in the army, I could say that plan will be ruined way before enemy. The second it is passed down chain of command it just dead :3

    • @whatwhat98
      @whatwhat98 3 роки тому +5

      Anything that can go wrong will go wrong
      Murphy's Law

  • @UltraWeebMaster
    @UltraWeebMaster 5 років тому +2185

    You don’t even need to name the demon. I just avoid the awkwardness of finding a name by using the phrase “I don’t converse with my next meal.”

    • @dylanenriguehuntington2908
      @dylanenriguehuntington2908 5 років тому +150

      Not to mention that knowing a demos name can give you power over it

    • @kaarpiv375
      @kaarpiv375 5 років тому +16

      And bullshit and on your side* is much better than bullshit and out to getcha.

    • @capkovodna
      @capkovodna 5 років тому +17

      Nice, I am totally using that one in my own game. Thanks for the tip!

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 5 років тому +71

      He should've said, "Just call me Tazerface."

    • @i-am-your-conscience
      @i-am-your-conscience 5 років тому +43

      In other systems, if you as DM accidentally named the demon and told it the players, they would have advantage on fighting him for knowing his name.

  • @KalibreSteelblast
    @KalibreSteelblast 5 років тому +2586

    _"Let's be real- that's probably not gonna happen."_
    I'm curious as to how long this DM has been at it, to say something so foolish. Because it's either that, or he hasn't DM'd a good group.

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 років тому +248

      No kidding. The one thing you can consistently expect from players as a DM is that they will *never* do exactly what you expect.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому +179

      Or he was *specifically* tempting fate in hopes to jinx it

    • @lileggplant3299
      @lileggplant3299 5 років тому +55

      yeah I had someone random I met choose to piss on my charecter when I encountered a magic rug that wrapped around me. people do the most random shit man

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому +27

      Lil Eggplant
      Was your character named “The Dude” or some variant of that?

    • @lileggplant3299
      @lileggplant3299 5 років тому +2

      @@Abdega I don't remember, it was middle school

  • @natekite7532
    @natekite7532 5 років тому +473

    When the party said "Let's knock this obelisk over!!!" I was hoping/expecting that the other parties would agree and go back to start knocking over the obelisk

  • @tmoore2406
    @tmoore2406 5 років тому +655

    Do we get any XP
    No
    Any magical items
    NO
    What just happened?
    NO

    • @darklightstudio
      @darklightstudio 5 років тому +25

      LOL - And also on the animation, it said 10,500xp for the obelisk encounter.

    • @timbo3286
      @timbo3286 4 роки тому +27

      @@darklightstudio In DND you usually get XP for KILLING an encounter, this one just signed off after a while. The only way to actually KILL this thing would be by using attacks/spells/invocations that straight up IGNORE his resistance to, basically, everything. And the only character class that can do that, at least the only i can think of, would be a hellfire Warlock using the Hellfire blast(Ignores Resistance to fire and forces anything which is immune to take HALF the damage from fire), which would be a VEEEERY high risk for him as well(with that being said i only know the 3.5 rulebook and that might've been changed).
      So there would be A THEORETICAL approach to kill that Demon though for the Warlock it's a high chance of getting himself KILLED.

    • @silentdrew7636
      @silentdrew7636 4 роки тому +19

      @@timbo3286 no, you get XP for *overcoming* the encounter, which they did.

    • @paulman34340
      @paulman34340 4 роки тому +27

      @@silentdrew7636 SURVIVING BECAUSE THE ENEMY FUCKED OFF IS NOT "OVERCOMING"

    • @chaosmastermind
      @chaosmastermind 4 роки тому +8

      @@paulman34340 It is if that is the only possible positive outcome.

  • @FogelTheVogel
    @FogelTheVogel 6 років тому +601

    "What is our reward?"
    "Your reward is that you are still alive"

    • @OneDarkCutie
      @OneDarkCutie 6 років тому +1

      Robert K low roll smh

    • @BD-uo9po
      @BD-uo9po 5 років тому +4

      And 10300 exp

    • @someanimelover8602
      @someanimelover8602 5 років тому +3

      B' D Nah they didn’t beat it, them getting to keep their characters for a while longer is the only reward

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 5 років тому +3

      @@someanimelover8602 But see, that's just bad DMing.
      I'm not going to argue about this. It's just bad DMing. That is all.

    • @professeurgideere5856
      @professeurgideere5856 4 роки тому +2

      @@someanimelover8602 They did. Solving an encounter through any mean is getting the exp.

  • @thexsoar
    @thexsoar 6 років тому +4736

    No good plot line survives first contact with the PC's.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 6 років тому +224

      Nothing of any kind survives first contact with the PCs. It's like the story of King Midas, only not.

    • @dustrockblues7567
      @dustrockblues7567 6 років тому +31

      Sad but true.

    • @somedudewatchintv5297
      @somedudewatchintv5297 6 років тому +43

      Thexsoar the Bearded I don't know about that, Team Four Star seem to do fine. You just need to make the story elastic to a certain degree and have multiple routes.

    • @blablubb4553
      @blablubb4553 6 років тому +42

      True. Wasn't a good plot line or encounter this time, though. Just a bad adventure designer's brainfart.

    • @mermidion7552
      @mermidion7552 6 років тому +35

      Somedude Watchintv Very True, though they are the rare good Kind of Players and not the average, i mean they live with the dice rolls and don't complain, turn bad rolls into funny Antics, don't try to Powergame and share the Spotlight evenly with each other. they even give away Magic artifacts without a second thought if it is convinient to the plot...These Kind of Players are really hard to find nowadays.

  • @wil2197
    @wil2197 5 років тому +1059

    "He's a Pig Demon. Let's boogey"
    -Puffin Forest, 2018

  • @BSE1320
    @BSE1320 4 роки тому +396

    "That doesn't seem fair!"
    You're right! *It's Not*
    Uh oh, lol

    • @Chuusuisetsujojutsu
      @Chuusuisetsujojutsu 4 роки тому +3

      I wonder why the asterisks didn’t make it bold...

    • @BSE1320
      @BSE1320 4 роки тому +8

      @@Chuusuisetsujojutsu
      Abserd was in charge of the code that day.

    • @ShadowDemon_4
      @ShadowDemon_4 3 роки тому

      @@BSE1320 Ha!

    • @kapitan19969838
      @kapitan19969838 2 роки тому +2

      @@Chuusuisetsujojutsu The last asterisk is before the exclamation mark

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Рік тому

      I mean, ToA is meant to be a meat grinder, its not supposed to be _fair_

  • @araknidsGrip
    @araknidsGrip 6 років тому +454

    I SUMMON OBELISK THE TORMENTOR!

    • @HansLemurson
      @HansLemurson 6 років тому +63

      You botch the ritual and summon a Halfling who is an Obelisk Tormenter.

    • @kriddius
      @kriddius 6 років тому +15

      I would have taken one look at this "unwinnable" monster stat block and done exactly that :D Homebrew Obelisk and One Punch Man the whole damn party

    • @berpipo
      @berpipo 6 років тому +15

      TOOOOOOOOOORMEEEEEEEEEENT

    • @mr.outlaw231
      @mr.outlaw231 6 років тому +19

      AH! Obelisk! It is not possible. No one has been able to summon him!

    • @kemix1006
      @kemix1006 6 років тому +6

      I PUSH OVER THE OBLELISK THE TORMENTOR WITH MY ENTIRE PARTY!

  • @DrkValCain
    @DrkValCain 4 роки тому +104

    For how anticlimactic the end of this video is, I still find myself coming back time and time me again

    • @isenokami7810
      @isenokami7810 Рік тому +9

      The fight might have been anticlimactic, but the buildup was still excellent. Besides, there’s a sort of taboo charm to when any game, be it video or tabletop, has these “you’re asking to die if you mess with it” encounters.
      If someone made a video game off this module, I guarantee players would actively try to take it down. Not just survive, actually kill the demon.

  • @ArcanaStorm
    @ArcanaStorm 4 роки тому +352

    (Knocks obelisk down)
    “Why do I hear boss music?”

  • @yanivrubin4166
    @yanivrubin4166 3 роки тому +203

    "The players actualy arrived in the tomb"
    Quite an impressive feat, actually

    • @GeoffreyToday
      @GeoffreyToday Рік тому +2

      Definitely. I was so let down by Tomb of Annihilation. Our group played it for what seemed like forever without ever getting to the tomb. It was so boring and tedious that it literally killed the campaign and we just stopped playing.

    • @tsifirakiehl4250
      @tsifirakiehl4250 Рік тому +2

      @GeoffreyToday Sounds like your DM wasn’t too good at their job.

    • @GeoffreyToday
      @GeoffreyToday Рік тому +4

      @@tsifirakiehl4250 actually, he's probably the single best DM I've ever played with, and judging from the number of upvotes on the original comment of this thread, it looks to me like this is not a particularly uncommon assessment of ToA.

  • @dogcheese5050
    @dogcheese5050 5 років тому +373

    When I DMed for my cousin she SKIPPED fighting some goblins to save these people who were her friends so she could go into the village and. . .Buy clothes. Yep.

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 3 роки тому +37

      Chaotic Pure

    • @abrahamalfaro7908
      @abrahamalfaro7908 3 роки тому +29

      My players skipped rescuing the SCREAMING CAPTIVE in order to loot the treasure chests.

    • @Leaddevo
      @Leaddevo Рік тому +2

      @@abrahamalfaro7908 obviously. priorities my friend. shiny first, screamy later.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 років тому +2181

    I'm surprised your table kept insisting on continuing after having very obvious hints the obelisk is evil and they should leave. But then again this is DnD, and Fat Loot.

    • @Ankoku9999
      @Ankoku9999 6 років тому +61

      Bryce Mckenzie you are speaking logic by the story one can guess that's not exactly their forte.

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 6 років тому +197

      I kept asking my players, "How high are you flying above the water?"
      The one who never got the hint was the one who was rolling up a new character by the end of the night.

    • @Charon85Onozuka
      @Charon85Onozuka 6 років тому +243

      How is this surprising? There are some players whose goal is "leave no stone unturned." Even if the big red button says that anyone who pushes it will die, someone will want to push it just to see what happens.

    • @TheDonorak
      @TheDonorak 6 років тому +37

      My paladin would have charged the thing straight up to destroy it. Just saying that’s his lawful good side.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 6 років тому +247

      In one game I played in, we got a book that literally said "Do Not Read, You Will Die." Two of my party members actually fought over which one would get to read it. The.. the winner died, obviously.

  • @TheTrueGlaukos
    @TheTrueGlaukos 4 роки тому +386

    you know, I can just imagine how this went down.
    Bard: hey, that obelisk looked sketchy, I think it's a trap so imma cast identify
    Cleric: oh, there's something evil in there? I'll smash it, that way it can't sneak up on us later
    someone else: well that didn't work, let's try tipping it over
    chaos ensues

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 4 роки тому +3

      Barbarian like

    • @qualandrew201494
      @qualandrew201494 3 роки тому +10

      TBH sounds like a metagame. No way on earth you turn back to do that.

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 Рік тому +3

      ...
      I mean... you don't have to imagine. Puffin told you.

  • @eryvac0074
    @eryvac0074 4 роки тому +202

    This reminds me of something I've run in a campaign. The town the group was in has a large statue that the town had been built around. One of my players was stupid and tried to blast it with fireball. It cracked and shattered, showing a lich that had been trapped for millenium... They players didn't win

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 2 роки тому +12

      same but with a fucking universal deith who had been asleep and did not like waking up and this same deity shows up continously through our campaigns hes like a half dragon i guess you could say woth the ability to change some.parts of his body at will, thankfully for the party they had a dragonborn pc who was quite diplomatic and maged to calm the deity down, i told them they had accidentally triggered a optional.super boss and a slight plot before the deity flew away into the mountains to continue his rest

  • @Avery-df9vy
    @Avery-df9vy 5 років тому +800

    Story time:
    One time, i was in a group and we were fighting a ton of skeletons. One guy was at super low hp and had lost his weapon, so he tried to punch a skeleton, rolled a one, missed, punched a wall, lost the tiny amount of hp he had left, and fell down knocked out.

    • @GarrettStelly
      @GarrettStelly 5 років тому +20

      this isn't Minecraft

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 5 років тому +78

      @@GarrettStelly and the prize for most pointless comment of the year goes to......

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 5 років тому +51

      I had a campaign I was in a couple of weeks ago that started by being revived by a Necromancer. Said Necromancer was reviving people to make a makeshift army to take down a king that had killed his family. This was a sequel campaign to a campaign that ended with me accidentally blowing up a city on a mission for the king I mentioned earlier. I, for some reason, decide to tell the Necromancer this. We managed to win the encounter, but I am now the biggest idiot in the party.

    • @OukaHimura123
      @OukaHimura123 5 років тому +2

      Lmao that's great!

    • @yucatansuckaman5726
      @yucatansuckaman5726 4 роки тому +2

      OOF!

  • @Phyrior
    @Phyrior 6 років тому +713

    Anyone notice that it's always a halfling that starts this nonsense?

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 6 років тому +31

      Not as often as a dwarf.

    • @VoltisArt
      @VoltisArt 6 років тому +13

      On Krynn it would undoubtedly be the kender's fault.

    • @gothbaby5110
      @gothbaby5110 6 років тому +14

      Phyrior with my last group it was always this lute playing orc names jessica. He was murdered by a member of the group eventually

    • @LoneWolf-rc4go
      @LoneWolf-rc4go 5 років тому

      I've always found that it's the Rogue that starts stuff like this.

    • @joshuaxiong8377
      @joshuaxiong8377 5 років тому +9

      OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT.
      I had a friend who role-played a sociopathic, chaotic neutral aligned, half-ling that got into SO MUCH trouble...
      We could've did a clean jail breakout of our informant, but he went gung-ho, got us knee deep in trouble with the jail guards, and my sister's character also having many loose screws didn't help either.
      Needless to say, we left a bloody jail with 5 dead guards and potentially torn families...
      Not that he chose a half-ling, it's just that he coincidentally got it from our other friend who hosted the game and created some character classes. Although, he did make the personality for shits and giggles though so it was an insane coincidence.
      Trolls, the both of them, Jordan and Kim... XD

  • @chromegaman
    @chromegaman 5 років тому +141

    "What's your name?"
    Death knell for any DM when this is asked by the arcane trickster class.

    • @IlVostroNarratore
      @IlVostroNarratore 4 роки тому +4

      I'm new into the D&D world, care to explain please? :)

    • @chromegaman
      @chromegaman 4 роки тому +23

      @@IlVostroNarratore, there are certain subclasses of arcane spellcasters in errata books that use True Names as a means of control, attack, and disruption. GM's with that errata would have the knowledge on how to use the rules to make the PCs jumpy.

    • @Teixas666
      @Teixas666 4 роки тому +20

      @@IlVostroNarratore in most intepretation in fantasy and DND knowing the true name of a Demon gives you control over it / allows you to banish it.

    • @Frostyman452
      @Frostyman452 4 роки тому +4

      Teixas so it runs on Ancient Egyptian magic then?

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 4 роки тому +9

      @@Frostyman452 It takes from all forms of mythologies and such, and invents its own. That's one of the cool things about the game. Loads of people run games with characters or countries based on real-world events

  • @beholder9
    @beholder9 4 роки тому +47

    "It has resistance to ALL magic!" Inescapable destruction has entered the chat.

    • @unevennoble9363
      @unevennoble9363 8 місяців тому +1

      Ive seen the stat sheet for that thing. Its actually pretty takeable.

    • @LoarvicLoarvic
      @LoarvicLoarvic 7 днів тому

      In D&D, "resistance" doesn't mean immunity. It means half damage. Their GM is a moron.

  • @creeperkiller78
    @creeperkiller78 6 років тому +184

    GDM says "if they push over the obelisk kill them"
    Creatures not strong enough to kill them (facepalm)

    • @ColinPowell-ks1fl
      @ColinPowell-ks1fl 6 років тому +5

      ultra ranger GDM= Greatest Dungeon Master?

    • @creeperkiller78
      @creeperkiller78 6 років тому +8

      The real legend 87 grand dungeon master, the head dude/dudette of his D&D league branch

    • @Blitzwaffen
      @Blitzwaffen 5 років тому +17

      Listening to the fight sounds like the demon was under used. A being of that power wouldn't just sit around waiting at the barbarian or Cleric. It's first actions would be to remove weaker foes and destroy them. Not just inocking them down, but continuing to hit them until they die. Reduce the numbers on itself before crushing what remains. On top of also summoning a second demon to join in.

    • @Lilitha11
      @Lilitha11 5 років тому +14

      Under used, or was the GM being nice on them?

    • @Blitzwaffen
      @Blitzwaffen 5 років тому +11

      Lilitha11 Puffin rarely seems the nice type in his stories. I suspect it is more likely the topic isn't well covered for the encounter. Even reading baseline data shared on a monster stats page will hardly give you all the knowledge. It gives a good baseline but usually only tells creature specifics rather than racial history, preference, or actions. That is DM interpretation and translation of further research and reading not just running the encounter night of with no pre-planning.

  • @BlackburnBigdragon
    @BlackburnBigdragon 6 років тому +545

    I still remember, back in the 80's, playing the original D&D, what my players did to Acererak's OWN tomb, the original "Tomb of Horrors". They went into the thing with all kinds of equipment and took the tomb so damn slowly, it was painful. They used their equipment like archaeologists poking into things to check for safety and such, using rope to rope off safe paths, etc.. When they finally had a safe, roped off, path through a good portion of the tomb, they just blocked off the rest. Then they started giving guided tours of the place for gold. They ended up getting more wealth this way than they ever would have gotten by exploring the damn place, and by encountering less danger. This was the kind of enterprising, scoundrel players I played with. They always looked at every single place and situation that they were in and looked for some kind of way to milk all the gold they could out of it.

    • @zachspears5244
      @zachspears5244 6 років тому +100

      jeez, that's just insane. did they have to sign a waiver, like, 'we're not responsible if you unleash an ancient evil upon the multiverses as we know it and doom all life to oblivion or enslavement, or any combination of such events.'? or was it more along the lines of if little timmy want's to play with the phylactery, then, by golly he can.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 6 років тому +137

      Lol, those players were like "play D&D? Get on our level noob! We're gonna play Museum Tycoon!"

    • @BlackburnBigdragon
      @BlackburnBigdragon 6 років тому +90

      In the "Tomb of Horrors", there wasn't any ancient evil to be unleashed (unless you counted the Demi-litch, which in itself was pretty much a trap, and my players never even WENT into that room. They blocked off the section of the tomb containing it.). The whole tomb was just traps. Many of which were insta-kills. But my players having been burned by so many dungeons before were paranoid by the point they got to this one and handled this one like bosses. Most players would just wander around, touch everything, and just stumble into every trap and instantly die. My players wouldn't even MOVE or set foot into hallways or room, often for days at a time, using all kinds of elaborate equipment that they brought with them or would McGuyver themselves to investigate whether they could even enter or even step one foot ahead. The exploration was painstaking, but their reward, as I said was great. They made a LOT of money off of this place. My players were just... that way. "We're going to handle this SMART and we're going to exploit this for as much money as we possibly can." Every dungeon crawl resulted in them slowly and deliberately testing EVERYTHING. Every brick in the wall. Every floor brick. Every cieling brick... Roping things off...All while keeping things safe for themselves... etc.. "Tomb of Horrors" isn't the only dungeon that they turned into a tourist "trap" either (See what I did there?).

    • @BlackburnBigdragon
      @BlackburnBigdragon 6 років тому +58

      Yep. My players were kind of smart. They knew that money was the way to get that sweet castle they wanted, and those servants they wanted, and those magic items they wanted. I can't tell you how many times as a DM I facepalmed because I would sent them to some city for some adventure to happen only for them to begin some elaborate money making scam that would just side-track the whole thing, forcing me to jump through hoops to ram them back into the plot. They looked at every single thing as a money making possibility. EVERY...SINGLE...THING.

    • @rheokalyke367
      @rheokalyke367 6 років тому +33

      To be honest, that's in itself a pretty cool way to play, if a little slow and such their goal is slightly different from the regular parties goal.
      Now, I do not know that much about DMing but isn't there a small amount of freeform/extra a DM can add on their own (I am used to Pen and Paper so I do not know if the same amount of flexibility applies in DnD)? What if you add an encounter that is literally a representation of greed to fit somewhere in a campaign?

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 4 роки тому +86

    3:38 - That's the part where Ben should have gone "You turn around to see that the puzzle door is gone, and the once-doorway behind you is now solid rock." just to keep them away from it.

    • @scabberdabber2597
      @scabberdabber2597 4 роки тому +18

      Azure Balmung remover he’s playing adventure leagues he has to follow the module and the module won’t let him do that

    • @todddempsey1277
      @todddempsey1277 3 роки тому +2

      Why can’t he just bend the rules he’s the DM?

    • @Zonic3451
      @Zonic3451 3 роки тому +14

      @@todddempsey1277 Adventurer's League

    • @811brian
      @811brian 3 роки тому

      @@Zonic3451 but the players ARENT supposed to play that encounter!

    • @Teixas666
      @Teixas666 2 роки тому +11

      @@todddempsey1277 because in adventurer's league all tables must abide the the setting the module gives you, otherwise tables will diverge in progression and you cna no longer have people switch tables.

  • @EtnaBoy666
    @EtnaBoy666 5 років тому +344

    "Nobody is gonna cast Identify and knock over the Obelisk that summons the Dark Inferno Mysterious Figure superboss, it's not gonna happen."
    Murphy's law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "Anything that can go wrong WILL go wrong."
    Xehanort's addendum to Murphy's Law: "Any superboss trigger which you think won't get triggered WILL get triggered." ;p
    This is why I love halflings, they are so stupidly naive that they I have to make a smart halfling character to make up for it. XD

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 4 роки тому +16

      God damnit i remember when i accidentally found sephiroth in kh2 and was like oh cool ok lets see *dead*

    • @amyliaclenny1866
      @amyliaclenny1866 4 роки тому +5

      Dude that only works if the player character is smart enough to rollplay their halfling bard as intelligent or wise or just average.

    • @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
      @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 2 роки тому

      @@flamingrubys11 me with the dark inferno in KH3

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 2 роки тому +1

      @@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 *has Mysterious Figure PTSD flashbacks*

    • @fabiolean
      @fabiolean 2 роки тому

      The more appropriate literary rule to invoke here is Chekov's Gun. You shouldn't add details to a story that *don't matter to the story.* Otherwise it's just boring and unrewarding; or confusing.

  • @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745
    @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745 6 років тому +681

    Look, I wont lie. If you mention there's an Obelisk barely standing up on it's self in the middle of a courtyard I would knock it over because I enjoy knocking over towers.
    It's a habit I can not break. It is LITERALLY ASKING TO BE PUSHED OVER!

    • @SickxSoul
      @SickxSoul 6 років тому +47

      Imperial Fists, my habit has always been triggered by a "Don't do it." And I'll stand there looking at the thing occasionally a party member will mutter a "you're not gonna do it" and then, well really what other choice do I have but to do it?

    • @Ike_of_pyke
      @Ike_of_pyke 6 років тому +3

      I'd cast sleep on you & everyone in the group every turn until success if you went through the steps.

    • @Falcodrin
      @Falcodrin 6 років тому +20

      Its like a big red button
      IT HAS TO BE DONE

    • @3rdDayfan777
      @3rdDayfan777 6 років тому +16

      I designed an entire puzzle around the concept of "don't do it!" I made a huge tree in the middle of the room and described the relative position of the sun. The players felt very clever when they chopped down the massive tree and shot the (illusory) sun out of the sky without me giving any indication that they should. Little did they know that it was actually they way to solve the puzzle. I that my players are going to take the "why would you do that?" option.

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 6 років тому +2

      At high levels, it's unlikely that you'd be able to make more than one person sleep, if even. Sleep is super useful at low levels, and that's it.

  • @iainhansen1047
    @iainhansen1047 6 років тому +5327

    DnD players are capable of unthinkable idiocy
    And also mass murder but that first one makes for better videos

    • @poke2981
      @poke2981 6 років тому +233

      Iain Hansen hey that merchant called me dumb so I destroyed his whole village and kidnapped his daughter

    • @darthr0xas363
      @darthr0xas363 6 років тому +224

      In my defense, I didn't know the cave system had a magical element that became explosive when reacting to fire. I also didn't know there was an entire trade village and thriving town in and above the mountain to be destroyed. I just said, "oh hey, cool cave" walked in, saw one kobold, did an instinctive firebolt, rolled really badly, and hit the wall. Not my fault, it's the dice that murdered all those people and damaged the economy. I'm being hung either way, but still.
      Actual story from a homebrew campaign. Sorry Jon.

    • @boredfangerrude
      @boredfangerrude 6 років тому +10

      XD

    • @poke2981
      @poke2981 6 років тому +82

      DarthR0xas its alright at least your not the guy that plays a blood hunter that accidentally killed himself in battle

    • @magicianman534
      @magicianman534 6 років тому +29

      The former has a way of leading into the latter to be fair.

  • @TheTruthIsGonnaHurt
    @TheTruthIsGonnaHurt 4 роки тому +27

    I haven't played D&D since 1992! I am so happy that somewhere on our planet, a person can still hijack a quest, frustrate the DM, and almost get the entire party killed. SUBSCRIBED!

  • @thebananamonk
    @thebananamonk 6 років тому +2132

    This happened yesterday and I wanted to share it...
    *GM:* "...The Twin Treant Guardians uproot themse..."
    *Me the Bard:* "TREEDILDUM AND TREEDILDEE!!"
    *GM:* " -_-' ...your yelling attracts a pack of 25 wild wolves"

    • @boredfangerrude
      @boredfangerrude 6 років тому +87

      XD

    • @MysticIceFire
      @MysticIceFire 6 років тому +132

      ... all the yes

    • @NinjaDuckie
      @NinjaDuckie 6 років тому +180

      I just apply instant psychic damage to shouted puns

    • @zanetaylor10
      @zanetaylor10 6 років тому +90

      EvilNinjaDuckie Yes, my DM threatens permanent damage to health when my group metagames

    • @maladroit5581
      @maladroit5581 6 років тому +39

      . . . god dammit treebeard

  • @aliahmeed9676
    @aliahmeed9676 5 років тому +1206

    i sacrfice all of my teammates to summon OBELISK THE TORMENTER!!! in attack mode
    Edit: glad to see yugioh abgd fans

    • @CathrineMacNiel
      @CathrineMacNiel 5 років тому +94

      not so fast kaiba boi, first I summon Slipher the Executive Producer, in all its executive glory.

    • @SetSeth-yl6ke
      @SetSeth-yl6ke 5 років тому +49

      @@CathrineMacNiel oh.....my.....money

    • @CathrineMacNiel
      @CathrineMacNiel 5 років тому +21

      @Abysse Splash don't you mean god?

    • @SetSeth-yl6ke
      @SetSeth-yl6ke 5 років тому +34

      @@CathrineMacNiel you worship your thing i'll worship mines

    • @fireman8995
      @fireman8995 5 років тому +27

      @@CathrineMacNiel I summon Super Ultra Mega Chicken!

  • @shakespeareenjoyer6012
    @shakespeareenjoyer6012 4 роки тому +56

    This story reminded me how my DM rolled an Ancient Black Dragon FIVE TIMES in the campaign. We always managed to escape tho thanks to spells, teleports and other similar stuff
    Once we were like level 15 instead of 6, we killed it

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 2 роки тому +1

      sllike the omega weapon from ff7?

    • @butchbabytoaster
      @butchbabytoaster Рік тому +1

      Our DM had us up against an adult white dragon and his wyrmlings at level 3. Thank the gods for nat 20s.

    • @daviddaugherty2816
      @daviddaugherty2816 11 місяців тому +2

      When I put my players up against an adult red dragon at level 3 the point was that fighting it was a _bad_ idea. Didn't stop one guy from hitting him with the Wand of Wonders anyway. It was the first time I'd seen insta-death in 5e.

  • @cazcow
    @cazcow 2 роки тому +23

    We just finished Tomb of Annihilation. At the point in the campaign where we encountered the obelisk, I was temporarily in control of a secretly evil character whose motivation for "saving the world" by clearing the temple with the rest of the good characters was due to his intense devotion to Demogorgon. Demogorgon, if you don't know, has a violent rivalry with Orcus, the demon lord who Acererak serves. So, when we rolled up on the obelisk, read it, and came across Acererak's name, my character reacted... violently. He immediately pulled out his sword and attacked the obelisk to defile Acererak's name. We only survived because our magic user was able to banish the demon.

  • @Wears-Many-Hats
    @Wears-Many-Hats 6 років тому +151

    Obelisk: *Inconspicuoses*
    Puffin: hMMMm

  • @Domaik_
    @Domaik_ 5 років тому +1640

    It feels very unsatisfactory to know they lived through it...I mean after the head GM told you that you had his permission to kill the whole party you could have ramped up the damage or something...They asked for it!

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 5 років тому +185

      You tip the obolisc party instantly gets 3 round death curse.

    • @lmaocatgirls387
      @lmaocatgirls387 5 років тому +141

      @@barrybend7189 Easy there, Satan

    • @SurgStriker
      @SurgStriker 5 років тому +239

      agreed. Was really disappointing when after all that leadup it comes down to "It's a tank but only shoots water balloons. And it has a limited lifespan so you will just waste time and some potions/spells running around. No one dies, nothing really happens". The head GM made it sound like a vicious beast, so the result was weak :(

    • @imperialguardsman135
      @imperialguardsman135 5 років тому +21

      @@SurgStriker I would make it a glasscannon with something like high invulnerable save roll. If it rolls good, it will tank all their damage, if not it will have like one or two rounds to kill all of them

    • @JohnWilkinsonTesla
      @JohnWilkinsonTesla 5 років тому +15

      @@SurgStriker - When pitting a party against certain death I try to add another factor. Like, they creature that put him in there would also be summoned just a few rounds later. That way he can "save the day" even though mortal concerns are so beneath him.

  • @calladreus6391
    @calladreus6391 5 років тому +80

    I want to know how the other gms reacted when everybody survived.

  • @matthewm9987
    @matthewm9987 3 роки тому +23

    One of my DM had us fight a 4th level dog demon that was trapped inside of a chair because a blood raged barbarian smashed everything insight because he got high off something

  • @Sintra4
    @Sintra4 5 років тому +825

    A few suggestions, next time you run a high level demon:
    1. Demons can summon other demons. The Nalfeshnee, for example, has a 50% chance to summon 1d4 Vrocks, 1d3 Hezrous, 1d2 Glabrezus, or another Nalfeshnee. In older editions of D&D the summoned demons could themselves summon more, but that's no longer the case in 5e. Regardless, this mechanic is what makes even weaker demons like Chasme and Barlgura so potentially threatening.
    2. NEVER have a demon, regardless of how powerful they are, give their true name. If a demon is summoned, and the summoner speaks its true name, it gets disadvantage on Charisma saves against being dominated by that summoner. Even the demon lords are terrified of their true names being known.

    • @tiamatt44
      @tiamatt44 5 років тому +94

      I don't think the Nalfeshnee gave his true name there, Ben was like, "Uhhh what name sounds like a demon name*goes through a bunch of names before picking one*oh wait, this sounds like a demon's name right? Lets go with that!" So I'm pretty sure if it ever comes up the demon would be like "Oh you thought that was my actual name? You mortals are dumber than you look!" So yeah, I think our evil pig friend will be fine. :)

    • @Sintra4
      @Sintra4 5 років тому +49

      Quentin Hendricks He was given pretty express permission to fuck their shit up, however. Using a reasonably well-known rule variant that's in reference to an ability demons and devils have had since AD&D seems pretty fair when a DM's only goal is "show no mercy."

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 5 років тому +37

      The issue is it's organised play, where GMs are *required* to play exactly to the book in order to create a fair play experience.

    • @SaruvaViolin
      @SaruvaViolin 5 років тому +25

      The demon was severily downplayed, it has teleport, he could easily be teleporting, making the characters follow him around the battlefield wasting their actions to Dash to him and get a free Multiattack taking a good chunk of the PC's HP (if all 3 attacks hit that would be an average of 62 damage plus the fact that the characters are quite weakened by the death curse). And that could be done following the book (and the demon has 19 INT, so it is plausible for him to be a pain in the ....).

    • @King_Nex
      @King_Nex 5 років тому +14

      Regarding the true name thing, I just told myself the demon struggling to make up a name happened in universe

  • @IslanKleinknecht
    @IslanKleinknecht 5 років тому +552

    Kinda disappointing that the TPK monster really couldn't pull off the TPK.

    • @SheppiTSRodriguez
      @SheppiTSRodriguez 5 років тому +20

      5e Nalfeshneee sucks ass

    • @Lucan47
      @Lucan47 5 років тому +51

      Yeah, I was here expecting something incredibly powerful... Bit underwhelming to find out it was "only" a Nalfeshnee. It's a powerful demon at CR 13, sure, but with 7 PCs it won't TPK any party above 4th level.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 5 років тому +7

      I mean, not for lack of trying. The party had to go through a bunch of healing spells and potions to survive.

    • @jared5803
      @jared5803 5 років тому +7

      I would have just increased the damage and made it stay longer

    • @Lucan47
      @Lucan47 5 років тому +12

      @@jared5803 I would've made it a Marilith instead, depending on the level of the party. But it's Adventurer's league, DMs can't change the modules.

  • @dseray9494
    @dseray9494 4 роки тому +50

    So
    I watched this video when it came out
    I started playing tomb of annihilation a month and a half ago
    We finished yesterday
    You'll never guess why

    • @perrywakeman4087
      @perrywakeman4087 2 роки тому +14

      Did you complete the dungeon normally and survive happily to the end and get a happily ever after?

    • @admiraltonydawning3847
      @admiraltonydawning3847 Рік тому +2

      Did a new adventure come out and you abandoned your previous one to never come back?

    • @unevennoble9363
      @unevennoble9363 Рік тому +1

      Did you break the obelisk?

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 8 місяців тому

      You broke the obelisk didn't you?

  • @gamerex9378
    @gamerex9378 2 роки тому +6

    I always return once or twice a year to watch this one. Good times.

  • @davenn7597
    @davenn7597 5 років тому +363

    I bet u one of them was like:
    "Dis is abserd"

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 5 років тому +1

      DumbAnimator Nah. Just call up your comrades. Tell them to bring a S-51 mobile artillery gun and blast that demon to hell and if that fails well then just pretty much just die I guess.

    • @kingslayer3089
      @kingslayer3089 5 років тому

      Dis guy gonna killed

    • @cooperdickey5785
      @cooperdickey5785 5 років тому

      Davenn yaaaas abserd is heeere

    • @_Gondor44_
      @_Gondor44_ 5 років тому +1

      this was adventurers league, and abserd was a homebrew session

  • @OrionoftheStar
    @OrionoftheStar 5 років тому +87

    After the build-up described I was expecting an actual TPK...

  • @ContagiousRepublic
    @ContagiousRepublic 5 років тому +10

    Definitely someone to bring back --- with friends --- if the party ever gets too powerful to the point of being boring. A good DM always has one of these monsters in their pocket.

  • @Luuute
    @Luuute 5 років тому +81

    I tried adventurers league once recently
    The party was heading out of the city but I wanted to go to a weaponsmith to see if I could get anything better.
    I ask if I can
    No
    A little surprised by the answer so I ask, why cant I? Is there not one in the city?
    No there is. But no one else wants to go there so let's just go.....
    Many times that session I attempted to go off the beaten path and each time was a no.
    Travelling through the forest, I roll survival to forage and scout around. The dm notes I see a cave, can I investigate the cave?
    No. We arent at that part yet......
    That's when I got up, wished everyone a good night, and went home with 1 of the other players.

    • @chaosmastermind
      @chaosmastermind 4 роки тому +27

      It's called being railroaded, and it's not fun for anyone.

    • @romrom920
      @romrom920 3 роки тому +9

      To be fair, it also sounds like you were trying to drag the party off in multiple directions which no one else wanted to go to. The DM was probably right to block some of your requests, no one wants to play with the person who's only interest is doing whatever they want.

    • @joshwist556
      @joshwist556 3 роки тому +3

      Sarena Romriell But he only wanted to go to a blacksmith? Why stop them?

    • @romrom920
      @romrom920 3 роки тому +13

      @@joshwist556if everyone else wants to leave and only he wants to stay the DM has to choose between splitting the party or telling him no. Telling him no a little unfair, but I can see why he did it. He also said that many times throughout the session he tried to go "off the beaten path." I wasn't there so obviously I don't know everything, but I would probably make the same choice as a dm.
      It sounds like op wasn't a good fit for that group and leaving was the best option. The DM was probably trying to make sure the people who actually showed up for an adventurers league game got what they came for. DMing is about making the game fun for the whole group, not just your most creative player.

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 3 роки тому +2

      @@joshwist556 Depends. If he just want to buy some nails or backup dagger, then it is no problem and can be skipped altogether (ie.: Ok, you bought it, lets go). Issue is if one player instead of starting quest decides to stay in town and start roleplaying with NPCs. Like going to blacksmith, wanting to hear description of that smithy and its NPCs, asking how they look, starting conversation with them that goes beyond "I am looking for cheap dagger, here are 2 gold coins" etc.
      And this sounded more like the other case. He wanted to go to blacksmith and start conversation with that NPC if he has something that is better then what he already has. Right at the start of quest. That simply does not make sense and is kinda inapropriate

  • @ciancarberry8581
    @ciancarberry8581 6 років тому +13

    They say don't count your chickens before they hatch.
    You make them into scrambled eggs.

  • @williamwright4813
    @williamwright4813 5 років тому +268

    This IS pretty nuts, but I will say one thing...
    ...At least these DM's aren't like mine, who tried to make a party of level ones fight a wight and a weretiger.

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis 4 роки тому +51

      If my DM pulls out a no win encounter I just say like "-Character Name- feels overcome with dread upon seeing these monsters which he has only read about, never imaging he would face them in battle. Knowing he cannot best them, he pulls out his -insert sharp weapon here- and elegantly glides it across his own throat, ending his life before these monsters have the chance.
      No point delaying it.

    • @PumpkinCake
      @PumpkinCake 4 роки тому +25

      That’s actually the safer option, too. If you’re killed by a wight, your corpse can raise as one as well.

    • @FriendlyArchpriest
      @FriendlyArchpriest 4 роки тому +5

      @@PumpkinCake not according to 5e you don't. They removed the ability to create spawn from all the undead except the vampire.

    • @sloporion
      @sloporion 4 роки тому +17

      @@FriendlyArchpriest false. Creatures killed by a wight's Life Drain attack rise as zombies. Shadow's Strength Drain creates new shadows. Wraith can use Create Specter on a creature that died violently (say from that wraith's Life Drain attack?).

    • @awesomeness9824
      @awesomeness9824 4 роки тому +7

      I had a dm that sent 5 level threes against a higher demon. Not fun

  • @Triss_Joy
    @Triss_Joy 4 роки тому +9

    7:46 - anyone else greatly appreciate Ben’s epic battle background music...? 🤣💕

  • @Ozhar1
    @Ozhar1 4 роки тому +48

    I was the only player in the party that hadn't seen this video. Of course my warlock knocked over the obelisk. We managed to kill it because I do force damage and the ranger had a massive damage per round, and we convinced two shady NPCs to help out with the Tomb of the Nine gods so we let them get targeted (and killed) by the demon.
    Also I used catapult on a jar of rotgrubs I looted off a kobold, idk if that's allowed RAW but rotgrubs can do a lot, potentially.

  • @barteepage4109
    @barteepage4109 6 років тому +178

    ... I honestly expected them not to, I mean running a game with moderate advanced curious players and having a large obelisk with myste- okay, never mind, now I only ask why the head GM decided to test luck like that saying how he chances of that happening were so low...

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 6 років тому +57

      The dark secret of every DM is that they harbor a perverse desire to see the group fail.. but only if that group fails _spectacularly._

    • @bug5654
      @bug5654 6 років тому +15

      It's only testing your luck if you say, "I've got a bad feeling about this."

    • @lisalisa3635
      @lisalisa3635 6 років тому

      Daniel Gehring got me there

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 6 років тому +1

      Bartee Page Murphy was listing in that day, and Murphy wanted to play.

    • @zichithefox4781
      @zichithefox4781 6 років тому +2

      DM's make sure that the chance of you doing something is super low, that way you're more likely to keep going on the path. And that thing you have a low chance of pulling off...IS FOR A REASON. My current GM has an NPC following the group for that very reason.

  • @violetnicole1500
    @violetnicole1500 5 років тому +151

    The pig demon sounds like Yoda with allergies.

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna 5 років тому +14

      HMMMmmm! Eat you alive, I must. Come from the Abyss, I do.

    • @mrmidnightturbo4245
      @mrmidnightturbo4245 4 роки тому +3

      Dont summon evil Yoda he will hop from table to table and slay everyone in the room including DM's

    • @narwhalnarwhal1399
      @narwhalnarwhal1399 4 роки тому +1

      Holy shit it does 😂😂

    • @narwhalnarwhal1399
      @narwhalnarwhal1399 4 роки тому +2

      @@mrmidnightturbo4245 nobody:
      Cringe 3 am videos:don't summon evil yoda pig demon at 3 am omg It was terrifying 🤯🤯🥵🥵😱😱🙀🙀🙀😱😱WARNING SCARY AHHH I ALMOST DIED!!!!! YEAH DON'T DO IT HOLY CRAP IT HAPPEND DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME

    • @ryangainey94
      @ryangainey94 4 роки тому +1

      To be fair, most of Puffin's characters sound like that.

  • @confderatechocolate4645
    @confderatechocolate4645 5 років тому +9

    Me and another player in my D&D group who watches your channel still reference this story every time a courtyard has a stone statue. Cracks us up every time. Thank you for making these animated stories!

  • @weepingangel2384
    @weepingangel2384 5 років тому +14

    7:48 that amazing battle music

  • @EricLOTRguy
    @EricLOTRguy 5 років тому +18

    At 4:28 I thought with all the tables hearing "let's knock it down", that it would turn into a chain reaction where all of the groups simultaneously cause their own demise. Would have been beautiful.

  • @lordruxlinhogie5912
    @lordruxlinhogie5912 6 років тому +109

    There is no such thing as an inconspicuous obelisk. All obelisks are inherently conspicuous, that's their point of their existence.

    • @destructiveforce7943
      @destructiveforce7943 5 років тому +9

      My thoughts exactly. Kind of akin to saying:
      "You see ahead of you an *inconspicuous* 33 foot long Dragon. It takes up most of your view of Mainstreet."
      "Wait...uh...could you... uh...could you repeat that?"
      Obelisks are monuments. Isn't the intent of a monument literally to be conspicuous?

    • @erictngo
      @erictngo 5 років тому +1

      Lord Ruxlin Hogie True, last one I ran into summoned an army of undead/alive skeletons that kept pouring into the playing field and killed the entire team except our cleric (me), and our rogue.

    • @leotamer5
      @leotamer5 5 років тому +3

      There are good obelisks, but obelisks are all color-coded, if it is black or red, it is evil. If it is gold or white, it is good. Blue can go either way, but you can usually tell by the accent colors and the shade of blue.

  • @shared-knowledge
    @shared-knowledge 4 роки тому +25

    I would be that one guy who after the demon told you his name would go "Meh.. that name is to hard to remember with all the other demons we encounter daily.. you what? I will call you Tiffany.." just for that jaw drop moment where the DM.exe breaks and the table pisses their pants laughing. and from then on and until the end of time that demon will be known as Tiffany throughout the multi verse.

  • @xanderhubbard8508
    @xanderhubbard8508 5 років тому +13

    The line "lets boogie" just kills me every time

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 років тому +682

    I must say thank you. You and Jared made me start playing DnD with my friends. I'm trying to DM our games. I can only hope to be half as good as you or Jared.
    Thank you.

    • @nidus9812
      @nidus9812 6 років тому +6

      What did I do again?

    • @brycevo
      @brycevo 6 років тому +7

      Jared Kolodziejski
      Are you a Pro? Because I meant the pro. You're cool too.

    • @lykthewarlock
      @lykthewarlock 6 років тому +2

      Bryce Mckenzie
      Me too

    • @BlueSun_
      @BlueSun_ 6 років тому +4

      And both of them can only hope to be half as good as Matt Mercer from Critical Role

    • @doublem1354
      @doublem1354 6 років тому

      Good for you. Im Croatian. We speek a diffrent language. I cant even play with my frieds becouse they are a part of 5% who dont know english. AND I cant find translated books even though there is quite big Croatian D&D comunity.

  • @jerroldsmith2489
    @jerroldsmith2489 6 років тому +192

    Bard asked for the demon name?
    Xanthar's has a spell that allows you to summon and enslave demons if you know their name...

    • @TheNo15
      @TheNo15 6 років тому +22

      Exactly what I was thinking ;)

    • @Alexander-gb4rr
      @Alexander-gb4rr 6 років тому +10

      The Second they start talking about his name I was like "And now they are going to say his name backwards or something like that. And that way they defeat it" even tho, I know literally nothing about D&D monsters.

    • @Arnyh0ld
      @Arnyh0ld 5 років тому +31

      If you know the demon's TRUE name.

    • @rydergolde3169
      @rydergolde3169 5 років тому +8

      Very good points everyone, but keep in mind, he asked his name *after* the encounter was over, when it was like "im leaving, fricc yall, bai"

    • @jerroldsmith2489
      @jerroldsmith2489 5 років тому +3

      UA-camrFan888 main well you're obviously not going to summon him if he's already there

  • @theusher2893
    @theusher2893 4 роки тому +176

    I'm pretty sure that Dungeons and Dragons was never meant to be played as if it were an assembly line.

    • @a-rat-in-your-walls
      @a-rat-in-your-walls 3 роки тому +24

      That's why I hate Adventurer's League

    • @Langtw
      @Langtw 3 роки тому +30

      Actually false, if you look into the history of the game. Tournaments and competition games are tradition

    • @merrickmiller1224
      @merrickmiller1224 Рік тому +2

      This is false, Gygax was the original killer DM

    • @theusher2893
      @theusher2893 Рік тому +3

      @Luc Angelo Finney Until the mid-2000s, they were small, uncommon, and specialized. The only way you knew about tournaments was if you subscribed to a magazine or TSR or SSI circular. I started playing in '78 and there were never more than one or two gatherings in my state each year for years, and even then those meets consisted of only a couple hundred people at most, many of which flew in from out of state. It wasn't an enormous movement like modern fandoms. Plenty of people were into it and there were tournaments, but it wasn't played anywhere near like it is today.

    • @KeriiAgain
      @KeriiAgain 2 місяці тому

      🤓

  • @bodkimalone
    @bodkimalone 4 роки тому +17

    You should use this nalfeshnee return as having him and his friends be the B.B.E.G in one of your campaigns

    • @daviddaugherty2816
      @daviddaugherty2816 11 місяців тому

      Unfortunately, this is Adventurer's League. Creativity is strictly disallowed.

    • @bodkimalone
      @bodkimalone 11 місяців тому

      @@daviddaugherty2816 but....why though? Ain't that the point of DND?

    • @faolan2174
      @faolan2174 4 місяці тому

      ​@@bodkimalonebased on my understanding of Adventurer's League, the DMs have to follow a particular pre-written adventure, and aren't allowed to venture too far off from there. They're allowed some creativity to fill in the gaps, but overall they have to stick to the assigned story.
      It's mainly so all the tables/groups of players are on the same page with each other and the storyline. If one group derails the campaign, they're not in sync with the other groups anymore, so GMs have to be very careful about what the players can and can't do.

  • @jackofblades6736
    @jackofblades6736 5 років тому +545

    I don’t play d&d at all but I’m so glad this popped up in my suggested videos. Literally LMAO. Thank you!

    • @nixxel2278
      @nixxel2278 5 років тому +8

      Same.

    • @aliservan7188
      @aliservan7188 5 років тому +4

      i doubt very much if that's true

    • @kamacazi8
      @kamacazi8 5 років тому +9

      So your ass physically ripped off of your body and fell to the ground while you laughed... Yeah I doubt this as well

    • @joemama370
      @joemama370 5 років тому +1

      was just bout to type this very msg., was watchin a league champion spotlight and out of the corner of my eye....gold. will now bingwatch his entire playlist, thanks utube

    • @YuryKhudyshyn
      @YuryKhudyshyn 5 років тому

      @@joemama370 Neeko is good at roleplaying.

  • @weckar
    @weckar 5 років тому +263

    Good old Adventurers League, where you need to be given permission to have players die.

    • @WaltRBuck
      @WaltRBuck 4 роки тому +4

      Funny, I can't stand Adventurer's League lol Things like this are largely the reason

    • @coreycaesarvt
      @coreycaesarvt 4 роки тому +17

      Depends on GM and player. Was playing in a session of Dragon of Icespire Peak, and we ran into the baby white dragon when we were trying to get a midwife out of her windmill. The thing does his breath weapon, and it does 44 damage into three of us, and two of us (including me) were around level 2. I was a Shepard Druid that had a Con Mod of +3 and had the 7 temp hp from the bear totem. Barely survived with 1 point above my death thresh hold. Woke up to see the party rogue frozen solid.
      The capper? The rogue was named YULETIDE.

    • @RottenRogerDM
      @RottenRogerDM 4 роки тому +4

      I have 56 names on a skull which says different. And two TPKs.

    • @TheRhetoricGamer
      @TheRhetoricGamer 4 роки тому

      Pathfinder Society is way different.

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 4 роки тому +1

      @@WaltRBuck tbh ive passed up most adventurers leagiue the reason being dnd iyself seems wayyy too math heavy i decided to start playing urealms on table top instead

  • @tonymarshall9662
    @tonymarshall9662 5 років тому +9

    Cant believe i have just foumd this channel. Had me in stiches laughing at work today. Love it

  • @elinquisidorperseverante6835
    @elinquisidorperseverante6835 4 роки тому +5

    I sometimes just hate how random players are, tough it's hilarious.
    Thanks for this video mister lots-of-trees!

  • @ultris07
    @ultris07 6 років тому +57

    I was expecting the Demon to wipe the table, that was just disappointing...

    • @taragnor
      @taragnor 6 років тому +9

      Yeah my big problem with 5th edition D&D, the monsters are way too weak. If it was 3rd edition they'd all be dead.

    • @Rathkryn
      @Rathkryn 6 років тому +7

      The monster wasn't weak. The DM just didn't want to kill the players. Instead of focus firing on one character at a time he split up the damage among them.
      And if you think the monsters are way too weak then you should be using higher level monsters against your party.

    • @dddmemaybe
      @dddmemaybe 6 років тому

      don't get it twisted, taragnor. 3rd edition has its fair share of encounters that are balanced awkwardly. "haha ecl 7 becuz of only 7hd ecksdee" but then it can cast banshies wail at dc 23 and you're like: WTF?!?. My whole party except the +16 will save monk/paladin(serenity cheeser) are all dead?!?! whattafuck. like, 3.5 doesn't always get the "offense potential versus defense potential" formula correct all the time. some monsters you just don't put in the game, even when they are 5 ecl under the players.

    • @taragnor
      @taragnor 6 років тому

      dddmemaybe: Well yeah, I mean that's largely true of almost every edition of D&D (except 4th really). Even 5E has a small handful of monsters that can cast plane shift, which is the biggest screw you spell in the game, given it basically removes you from the adventure entirely. In 5E, that's even more out of place, because everything else is fighting with kid gloves on.
      But yeah, overall 3.5's challenge was more all over the place. 5E is more or less consistently easy, save the one exception I just mentioned. 3E certainly had its share of flaws too though.

  • @AlhP6871
    @AlhP6871 6 років тому +78

    I cheered when I saw the notification

  • @BlueDog241
    @BlueDog241 5 років тому +9

    This is my 4th time watching this episode. It's a personal favorite.

  • @asyadolinin1352
    @asyadolinin1352 5 років тому +80

    CoNGraTuLAtiONs! YoU GUyS JuST SuMmONeD A TYpE FoUR DeMOn FROM THE ABYSS!
    He iS a PIg DeMOn.
    *LeT'S BOOGIE.*

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +1522

    This video will make a fine addition to my collection.

  • @joshuazane3210
    @joshuazane3210 6 років тому +27

    Of course it was the bard's fault... It's always the bard's fault...

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 6 років тому +7

      It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll.

    • @theDMLair
      @theDMLair 6 років тому +1

      Joshua In my experience, too, yes, it's always the bard's fault. Especially if his name is Nigel.

    • @dddmemaybe
      @dddmemaybe 6 років тому

      Nigel Baneberry. Hides his chaotic evil alignment through nefarious methods and stalks the material plane with a band of good adventurers just to plot their inevitable demise. BBEG as PC. Welcome to d&d, baby.

  • @carysk4083
    @carysk4083 3 роки тому +2

    Thanks to this video my group knocked down the obelisk. We actually managed to kill it with a combination of fireball and the flame tongue longsword

  • @Guardian-of-Light137
    @Guardian-of-Light137 3 роки тому +6

    This was one of the first vids I watched that got me into dnd (What really started it was Jocat after his monster hunter world weapon thing he did a dnd thing that at this time is still going on) Since then it's just been a constant source of entertainment to watch d&d vids and just see all the crazy and cool ideas people come up with. I can't play the game for a multitude of reasons, but I do kind of a makeshift solo roleplay thing with my girlfriend.
    There's no dice rolling or health or anything and we play through steam chat. (Living in seperate states till we can afford to meet each other for the first time and then hopefully get married) For the most part I tell a story, and she just says what she does in reaction to the events. She prefers it that way since she's never been big into rpg's and would rather just read an epic story and have some input on her OC. And of course she controls all her own dialogue. It's the closest thing we got to DND and she's not a fan of the game herself. But we have fun and that's what matters.
    Anyway this and many other dnd things have taught me. Don't put something in your game you REALLY HOPE YOUR PLAYERS WON'T DO ................. cause they can. And they WILL. And players. ... Don't be stupid. A kind dm is all that seperates you from character death. Don't make your DM mad. However if you have a toxic dm that just kills you for the lols or worse. Get out of there.

  • @stroof-is-tired
    @stroof-is-tired 6 років тому +240

    Honestly your videos really make me want to play DnD. Can't wait to buy a starter kit and start!

    • @andrewlentner
      @andrewlentner 6 років тому +7

      Leah Smith I highly recommend you check it out. It is a bit costly, but you will noy regret it. I have had so much fun with DnD.

    • @noahsalvio9649
      @noahsalvio9649 6 років тому +25

      Just buy dice. Everything else is either optional or obtainable for free

    • @stroof-is-tired
      @stroof-is-tired 6 років тому +3

      ⦕ Skyjin ⦖ That is definitely true, thanks for the advice. It's a good thing that the game takes part in the imagination, isn't it lol

    • @stroof-is-tired
      @stroof-is-tired 6 років тому

      Andrew Lentner Thanks for the words, will definitely keep them in mind. Definitely looking forward to starting!

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro 6 років тому +1

      Leah Smith roll20, tabletopsimulator

  • @TheGigafist
    @TheGigafist 6 років тому +16

    I am a simple man. I see a Puffin Forest video. I instantly watch it.

  • @ashleygiguere3214
    @ashleygiguere3214 Рік тому +2

    4 years later and still a great story. My favorite thing about D&D is just how chaotic it gets because people end up not doing what you think they would.

  • @voidlayern9368
    @voidlayern9368 5 років тому +6

    This story is a classic. I'm glad I found this video lol, actually started to ckeck out D&D with some friends of mine after watching a bunch of these.

  • @ErikaDevilVT
    @ErikaDevilVT 5 років тому +11

    how the heck do you make even the most fearsome creatures in D&D look adorable?

  • @haleyg8387
    @haleyg8387 6 років тому +64

    Encounter? I barely knew her!

  • @pip5528
    @pip5528 5 років тому +7

    I honestly thought everyone was gonna die, and I love that reaction from the other GMs! Priceless!

  • @mattshannon3526
    @mattshannon3526 3 роки тому +7

    Came back to this after learning the truth about the Obelisks in 5e and it's all insanity.

  • @tylerchilton7679
    @tylerchilton7679 5 років тому +134

    Ended up fighting one of these in a battle, I think the DM was pissed we were wiping all the encounters in one or two rounds. Anyway, it gets to the very end of the first round and it looks like this guy may kill one of us. Then the cleric used banish and the demon missed its save. Not even a type 4 demon of the abyss can survive a group of four or five players that know what they're doing.

    • @thaboi8324
      @thaboi8324 5 років тому +1

      Damn you've been having a heavy fight grouo

    • @Abelhawk
      @Abelhawk 5 років тому +2

      Now THAT'S a story worth telling.

    • @JohnWilkinsonTesla
      @JohnWilkinsonTesla 4 роки тому +4

      That's a good reason to have familiars born on this plane.

  • @danielgehring7437
    @danielgehring7437 6 років тому +30

    *slams figurine on table
    DEMOGORGAN!

    • @Karlsson1976
      @Karlsson1976 6 років тому +1

      I would say that Orcus Prince of the Undead would be the ideal demon lord to use in this encounter based on the story so far especially the dude that constructed the tomb of the nine gods.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 6 років тому +1

      Karlsson1976
      Ha! I was always partial to Ssendam, I think mostly cuz I was young enough to think I was clever for realizing it was Madness backwards.. but the line's from Stranger Things.

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 6 років тому +1

      _stranger things theme playing at ear rape levels of L O U D_

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 4 роки тому +11

    I'm actually surprised your group was the only one that did that. Having a random obelisk in the middle of a courtyard seems awfully strange, and I'd be all for investigating it.

    • @patchlasses5649
      @patchlasses5649 11 місяців тому

      Where did you learn about the obelisks?

  • @jeffreyjr1128
    @jeffreyjr1128 5 років тому +10

    "lets boogie" gets me EVERY time lol like my 10th time watching haha

  • @quiteindeed6809
    @quiteindeed6809 5 років тому +100

    I swear if I ever get to play D&D I will just sit in the first room punching the wall.

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna 5 років тому +37

      *Natural 20*
      *critical hit on wall*
      *breaks fists*
      *wall crumbles*
      OOPS IT'S THE FINAL BOSS!
      *gets roasted by Lich*

    • @SetSeth-yl6ke
      @SetSeth-yl6ke 5 років тому +6

      You shouldve casted darkness on it

    • @JohnWilkinsonTesla
      @JohnWilkinsonTesla 5 років тому +2

      @@SetSeth-yl6ke And then attacked the darkness

    • @thegloriouswizard5270
      @thegloriouswizard5270 5 років тому

      @@JohnWilkinsonTesla with Magic Missile.

    • @ChouhouinNeko
      @ChouhouinNeko 5 років тому

      @@thegloriouswizard5270 are you a sorcerer of light ?

  • @alaskaball188
    @alaskaball188 6 років тому +165

    All magic? Even... Cast Darkness???

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 6 років тому +6

      Darkness does work on demons such as this one, but only if you're all (monster included) about twenty feet off the ground and everyone's covered in blood when it's cast.

    • @asedwadsa
      @asedwadsa 6 років тому +27

      blarg2429 It's a joke from an old video of Puffin Forest

    • @348joey
      @348joey 6 років тому

      which one is that again?

    • @MrSpartanspud
      @MrSpartanspud 6 років тому +10

      The one where the dragon attacks the ship. Along the lines of, always read your spell descriptions before casting.

    • @unknowndane4754
      @unknowndane4754 6 років тому +2

      I think the title was something like "read your abilities"

  • @carlosmarcus3286
    @carlosmarcus3286 5 років тому +3

    That's what I love about Dark Heresy: get one spell-happy psyker in the group and these kinds of shenanigans happen literally every session! xD

    • @telendar2949
      @telendar2949 4 роки тому

      There's one of the 10 rules of "not dying like an idiot in the 40th millenium" that says : "psykers too full of their own purple bullshit die horribly" for a good reason x)

  • @randomcanadianguy9740
    @randomcanadianguy9740 5 років тому +9

    "Don't touch it - touch it anyway" in a nutshell

  • @StarSage66
    @StarSage66 6 років тому +196

    I've had similar situations like this happen before where the PCs end up accidentally releasing a horrible fiend from the lower planes. They usually have the opportunity try and stop it and normally the fiend is powerful enough that they have a *chance* of winning but odds are someone will die. However if they choose not to stop it, the fiend will leave them with a boon in thanks for them releasing it before it departs to wreak its evil upon the world. Little moments like those where heroes can make up for their mistakes or decide to be selfish for the sake of power are key moments I find important for D&D. They also help determine just what sort of adventuring group you're dealing with, especially if you allow adventuring parties of any alignment (a fun policy when you know your players and don't have edgelords at the table).