THE WORST KOREAN DINOSAUR MOVIE OF ALL TIME - Rick Raptor Reviews
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- Опубліковано 24 сер 2024
- Today I take a way too long trip into the South Korean movie "Dino Time" AKA "Back to the Jurassic", a bland children's movie featuring ridiculous dinosaur designs, incredibly annoying comic reliefs and the most hateable protagonist of all time.
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I never understood the "Dinosaurs are for children" stuff, I mean, we speak about animals here, not eating tide pods...
It's funny because a real female Trex would have a dark brown colouration
We havent even talked about that dinos fuck
we havent even talked about that meat eating dinosaurs literally disown there children and devour them if they see them again
Journey Zarcone cannibalisam is amazing my friend
WTF!? We talking about animals here, not R rated Battle Royale game...
EVEN ICE AGE IS MORE REALISTIC
Lad Von Fire Fox My lad, I would like to explain this to you. If you don't mind?
The first one at least
Its an amazing franchize
not the 3 one and ice age is worst than this.
Pirate gigantopithicus, predatory ankylosaurus, old sloths with pet livyathans, dinosaurs living under ice for millions of years unchanged, and all these animals live together!?
Look, I love ice age, it’s one of the few animated film I actively enjoy, but it’s pretty inaccurate, even compared to this
Funnily enough, a film where a Sarcosuchus is the villain is a good idea in theory
Since Sarcosuchus do prey on dinosaurs, it's kinda perfect
But then the execution-
DOGSHI-
The reason why movie plots happen
Dino time : Soda
Endgame : *Rat*
I prefer the soda
@@franbarrientos nah i like ratitouille
we're rats, we're rats
we're the rats
we stalk at night we prey at night
we're the rats
Dino ex Machina
ww1: sandwich
ww2: art school
yeah these plots are pretty realistic compared to real life
Glad they stuck to using Cretaceous animals rather than throwing in some Jurassic dinosaurs. Tyrannosaurus, Sarcosuchus, Triceratops, Parasaurolophus, Armadillos, Gallimimus... wait what
What about the sauropods? Are they cliche Jurassic apatosaurs or are they Cretaceous titanosaurs?
animalman57 who knows the designs are too cartoony to tell
animalman57 they were said to be alamosaurus.
You mean Glyptodon
Glyptodon didn’t exist at the time of the dinosaurs they lived in the ice age
The hell is with those sarco designs anyway? They look like mutated aliens.
They are buff super Saiyan crocodile demons
:/
You!
No they’re both demons not aliens
Damn steroids
Lesson of the day:
DinoTime doesn’t know about dinosaurs
nope
They know nothing about real dinosaurs
* films with "Jurassic" in their name *
dinosaurs of the Jurassic period: 5%
Dinosaurs from the cretaceous period: 94.999999999%
Dinosaurs from the Triassic period: 0.00000000001%
We should call it back to mesozoic tho💀💀💀💀
You forgot the 20% of Species that weren't even in the Mesozoic (Mammoth, Smilodon, Dimetrodon, etc)
Love how Erine tried to correct that museum guy by saying Gallimimus could up to run up to 25 MPH when the guy said 20 MPH and he still got it wrong. Gallimimus could run up to 40 MPH.
No acrually they were so fast they could reach 70-80mph
I knew both were wrong! Cause this movie is to dumb to know real facts 🐺
Woah there going a little too far. The average cheetah can’t even run that fast. Even then, the African ostrich has a hard time catching speeds of 50. Research much? 🤔
All of you are mistake the gallimimus speed is still unknown today
No not really. We have hundreds of facts and tons of evidence that confirms Gallimimus could in between 40-50 mph.
That sarcosuchus looks nothing like the real sarcosuchus.
that was not a sarcosuchus at all , more like a sarcodragon
Jerico Maaño I know it looks like a baryonix not a sarco because a sarco is a crocodile looking thing
raptormage really nigga
Jerico Maaño it really look like if a crocodile mated with a anemone
Jerico Maaño ikr
The only thing I liked about this movie was when I saw Orphan's fossilized skeleton on a display. Then, that joy of seeing his remains was ripped from me when Orphan was revealed to have travelled to the future at the end. Knowing he didn't die slowly in a volcanic winter caused by the KT extinction asteroid brought me to tears.
Now when you think about it, that’s actually a good point. That family has caused a time paradox by bringing Orphan to the present.
"It also doesn't help that he's voiced by Rob Schneider, who's doing his best impression of Jar-Jar Binx on crack!"
Holy fucking shit, that's one of the best descriptions of a case of bad voice acting that I have ever heard.
Orphan looks and moves more like a rodent or a platypus than a feathered dinosaur.
He looks more like Daxter from the Jak PS2 games put together with Howard the Duck.
animalman57 ikr
animalman57 Orphan is no dinosaur, he is an abomination!
WolfLeader25 xd
Wait he's supposed to be a dinosaur?????
The sarchosuchus looks one David peter's horrific pterosaur recreations with the hint of king nothing's California king bed sized adventures design philosophy
Underrated comment
*David Peters.
HA! Good one!
Lmao 😂
@@syedzafran2682 I was confused because I know Peter David is the creator of Spider-Man 2099 and couldn't remember him doing any dinosaur books though I guess it could have happened at some point during his 12 years of writing Incredible Hulk.
“ Nothing says high quality like a fart joke. Oh yeah, and burping too.”
'Who carved it?'
Aliens.
Nice Ancient Aliens reference.
The one time it's actually plausible
the sarcosuchus in this look like a lvl 40 Sarcosuchus in the Jurassic World app
It looks even worse than that. Even Jurassic World: The Game pays at least a little attention to crocodilian anatomy.
+ the fact, that they do not even live near water but in some hot volcanic cave.
I think that’s what there going for
Far worse by dude
All of the dinosaurs looked like they were high
Especially the Oviraptors and the triceratops
The sarcos are a horrible representation of the actual animal. But as a fictional creature from a game like wow or even dungeons and dragons, it’s not bad at all
It's not bad, you're right. It's horrific!!
Other than the dreadlocks you mean I hope?
LvL. 40 Sarcosuchus from JW : TG
Not bad at all?
They're fucking crocodiles with hair and fangs!
They are awful!
Skylanders villains
16:37 that moment is my biggest gripe with this whole movie, why do those ankylosaurs roll over in fear? that is the weakest point of defense so why do they roll over when they are scared? a real ankylosaur would stand and try to fend off the attacker with it's bone shattering, organ rupturing club as rolling over would show a weak spot and they are too slow to bother running in this situation
Hard to believe it only took 6 years to create this masterpiece.
"That ain't no Sarcosuchus, Sarcosuchus looks like a crocodile. This, this looks like a fucking dragon!"
I'm sorry but I find that very funny. XD
Looks like lil pump was fighting a jater
What did the sarcosuchus look like? give me some detail about it appearance and I know you told me It's a dragon but what did it look like??
Raptorguy 64 1 If PJ'S Smaug was here, He wouldn't like the way you say about the looks of Dragons. 2 Have you forgotten about DinoCroc the SciFi Creature from the 2004 SciFi TV Movie? 3 If you don't mind, I'd like to explain my story about this.
Dylan Geltzeiler ok
random user Um Pardon me RU, You read my comment & didn't mind it at all? Well If it's alright, I would like to explain my side of the story about this.
Note, this comment was basically cringe, really as I used emojis, but it was right.
those are NOT dinosaurs those are demons ! 🦖🦕
Just The sarcosuchus with dreadlocks.
*SEND them back to the pits of the underworld from which they came*
Don't insult Satan's minions! They did a lot to get where they are!
No u
that should belong in some sort of game
what game dont know
I literally couldn't even tell what half those dinosaurs were supposed to be, especially that annoying Rob Schneider one. And I'm glad the movie told me those were supposed to be sarcosuchus because even ARK: Survival Evolved and all the creative liberties that game takes with its prehistoric life were more accurate with their sarcos than that.
This movie
One of the only movies that have sarcosuchus as a character
Ruins the frick of their designs
you forgot about the Sarchosuchus in one of the Land before Time movies
they made a good job with the design
Please tell me my ears are deceiving me and they DIDN'T actually drag Tara Strong and Tom Kenny into this trainwreck.
CJCroen1393 You are hearing correctly. As a German who usually only hears German dubs I did not pay attention to the voice actors.
The things people will do for a paycheck. This is one of those projects they hope no one learns about.
Too bad for them that the internet exists.
nope that was Pamela Adlon ... Ernie (voice)
Yuri Lowenthal Yuri Lowenthal ... Max (voice)
i thought max sounded like neil from campcamp
so neil and spinelli from recess
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who else agrees *THAT* is what should've happened the second they time traveled? 16:20
Me
Me
Literally everyone
Me
That would of happen if it was realistic
In Poland, it was called "Dino Mom"
Edit: 3:40 Incredibles 2 took 14 years to make
The Sarcos in this movie look like the old quadroped Megalosaurus restorations.
nah, those are appealing in a vintage kind of way
They also look like a fricking kaiju like a crocodilian Godzilla or Anguirus.
they look like those large megalosaurs
Interesting how they used the Carcharodontosaurus roar from Dinosaur Planet with the T-Rex.
Tyler Rakstis Oh, you have no idea how much they use it.
A lot, is it? Basically reminding you of something better dinosaur related you could be watching right now. Also even though it's one of Alec Baldwin's siblings, does that sound like Jim Cummings at this part? 27:27
Tyler Rakstis Don't forget Daspletosaurus. But this doesn't change anything. Ask me why TR.
Huh. I never thought of that, but both of those carnivore roars do sound similar, since they are distorted elephant trumpets.
Tyler Rakstis Yes thank you I'm well aware that sound effect was from Pachyderm. Plus, that sound was also put in for the Dinosaur Planet T.Rexes after evolving from Daspletosaurus. Then years later Hulk & the agents of SMASH episodes "Spidey, I blew up the Dinosaur" & "Days of the Future Part 1 The Dino Era". Oh & as for the Carcharodontosaurs, I think they are Giganotosaurus because the story took place in South America. Carcharodontosaurus lived in Africa. Speaking of "Story" TR, Is it alright I explain my story about this? Especially when I said, "This doesn't change because of that day." I'll wait for your response.
"Finally! The last fart of the movie! I can now die in peace!"
My grandpa got me this movie when I was younger, honestly this has nostalgic value for me and was the movie that got me back into dinosaurs. But yeah even my younger self can agree that this movie isn't that good but it did make me think of what it would be like to live in a world centered on dinosaurs.
I love the way he says fuck. "Thats not a crocodile, thats a facking dragon, just look at those facking saber teeth".
My god the drug addiction thing was so funny I subscribed. Keep up the good work bro I love your videos.
4:29 The Gallimimus could run up to 50 mph, read a book much?
Careful or you might one day turn into an Ernie yourself.
Aaron Escobedo he right
Of course he does he is a student 👨🎓
And it has feathers.
When will people start putting realism in there movies!?😠
Gallimimus could run up to 40 mph, read a book much?
I love how the museum gallimimus is more realistic than the living one in the movie
Shouldn't we call this "everything wrong with dino time"
If he highlighted EVERYTHING, what's wrong with this movie, the video would take more than hour and a half
He should make "everything right or ok with dino time"
@@Iseonix
Video would be only intro and outro (of video, not movie)
@@prosto-random agreez
@@prosto-random Πrosto random
This makes JP3 look like the first Jurassic Park
Andrew Wittenberg Nope, this makes FALLEN KINGDOM LOOK LIKE THE FIRST JP
This makes Jurassic City look like JP
To bad that area 407 is like jp FK compared to jp 1
I’m so sad I grew up with this
Spino Ooo you need a refund for your childhood
Jesus the sarchosuchus sucks
Looks more like a Kaprosuchus
Jack SpinoRex Not even close.
I said it looks MORE like a Kaprosuchus, not that i did.
Jack SpinoRex Yea but even tho it looks more like a Kaprosuchus it jaws are the only thing that look Kaprosuchus.
Yoridiana Aldama True! True!
22:23 I guess in the cretaceous they had oxygen that made giant 6 ton T-rexes able to jump like their on trampolines, but i still can't touch the top of my door
Physics. Exe has stopped working
this is one of my favorite youtube videos of all time. I watch this whenever i need a laugh, and the fact that this movie even exists makes it so much better
Damn that rasta croc tho...
Or should i say rastasuchus....
I know that was dry...
that was a good one for me
"I need my money for more important things"
*Shows Primeval series*
You sir, have my attention. Primeval is like one of my favourite all time shows.
I think the way the “sarco brothers” died are still less painful than getting eaten by a fricking tomato from the killer tomato movie (don really remember what it’s called)
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Fun fact: Our school once forced us to watch this movie as an extracurricular activity. You could not imagine the cringe I had that day.
I’m sorry you had to go through this tragedy.
...why???
@The Masked Mysadaean Our school has a yearly movie showing in cooperation with the city's educational department. One year there were two movies to choose from: this one and a more mature movie in the local language. Since too few students opted for the latter, the school decided to make everyone watch the cringier option.
Atleast it's hilarous
The JWFK baryonyx isn't that bad...
In my opinion.
just the claws..... look at how they're facing
I also agree
TheLazyHound YT I agree
IT GOT ALMOST EVERY ASPECT WRONG, JUST LOOK AT THAT HEAD
@@06.hannibal *opinions*
Primeval is more important because it's the beast dinosaur show ever
I love that it's easy for kids to access a newfound interest in dinosaurs, because the original Land Before Time movie did that for wee little me. I DO wish that kid's media would respect not only the animals, not only the field of their study, but the kids who love dinosaurs. I remember being 6 years old & watching stuff with my friends; pointing out how laughably wrong they got everything from their names, to their eras, hell, even to what they ate. It wasn't 'confusing' to hear that a dimetrodon wasn't a dinosaur at that age, & I was faaaar from a genius. In fact, it seemed like adults were the only ones who didn't know, care, or care to learn about prehistory at that age.
13:41 That doesn’t like hair, more like tentacles and it’s very awkward how it look. It almost looks like the character is wearing a jester hat with bobbing pom-pom balls.
I rather see the JWFK baryonx for 40 minutes than this piece of garbage
Killerwhale 6011 how come everyone still hates it so much? I used to before the tv spot with it came out.
I think the JWFK Baryonyx looks cool IMO.
WolfLeader25 it looks cool, but it doesn't look like a baryonyx and seems like a very clitche dino design
Dude, better quality images have come out with better angles. The baryonyx is pretty damn good.
James Yun the JP Dilo spits venom that's totally okay but Baryonyx nah people got to complain
13:54
I know he's trying to say Sea anemone but it damn near sounds like he just said Sea enema. Yikes.
Bryce Mckenzie As you long as you know what it's supposed to mean, I'm ok.
Enema?
I thought it was sea animal.
@@anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248 Nice to see we have the same interests! (If you remember me, at least.)
Have any of you ever heard of an accent, or different pronunciations? No? Just checking.
17:17 I acctually thought that was the ending
NO!! COULD IT BE?? SCP 173!
PLZ SPARE ME! :(
@@Superlizardy36 🗿
@@nanuqo2006 6
@@Superlizardy36 9
For a minute i also thought that was the ending
all three of those kids show signs of being on different levels of the spectrum
You make the movie so much better then it is by saying all this! I JUST CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING CAUSE IT IS SO FUNNY🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Edit : thank you for 33 likes! Its the most I have ever had!
Jamrannosaurus - Rex J.Rex I would like to tell you my story about this. Yet, it's sad.
Okay if you still want to say it
Jamrannosaurus Rex Sorry I’m late J.Rex, but here’s my long shocking story but I have to say it. Plus, This is going to sound strange & hard to believe but it's true. Here goes nothing. It's about some Film that was Originally planned to come to Movie Theaters Everywhere in the United States of America. An Animated Dinosaur Film! But it went Unreleased to us. The Name of this Animated Dinosaur Film is called DINO TIME aka BACK TO THE JURASSIC. Here's my story about the film. Ahem, It all Started back in Spring 2012. "Me: Way before I ever sent you Email Fan Letters of your Creative Figures." I was sitting on my chair Minding my own Business browsing on UA-cam. Then Suddenly I saw a trailer sample of a new Animated Dinosaur called DINO MOM. It looked a little like the 3rd ICE AGE Movie I saw in Eye Popping 3D back in the Summer of 2009. Only this one had some new characters. Even Human Characters. Plus, one of the human characters let out some familiar voices. I've recognized the 2 voices, It was my 2 favorite voiced Actresses Pamela Segall Adlon & Tara Charendoff Strong. "The same voiced Actresses who voiced in one of your Animated Action shows Back in the day & when I was 4 Years old." Anyway, After witnessing that sample I was wondering if that might come to Movie Theaters everywhere in both Standard 2D & Eye Popping 3D to the United States. 6 Months Later I saw either the Trailer or TV Spot of the movie DINO TIME. "Before Hurricane Sandy hit my neighborhood on OCTOBER 29th." It said it was coming to Theaters December 7th 2012. 1 Month later came December 7th. But then, Something dreadful & terrible happened that day. The movie Went Unreleased. I of all the other American Citizens was Furious. Which I still am. Here's how I reacted that day. "What? But this is December 7th. Where's the Movie? Also, Where's the Theatrical Poster & a Pop-Up Standee AKA 3D Cardboard Movie Poster of the Film? Something's not right!" For 2239 days (Still Counting) I've been insulted, Humiliated & hurt since that painful shock. In other words, Because of that day. I'm more sadness & Sorrow. Then Joy & Happiness. Plus, I Still haven't recovered from it. I haven't been myself since that Unreleased day. Then in Summer 2015 I discovered some Online Article on Hollywoodreport.com & it quotes. "The South Korean Animated Feature BACK TO THE JURASSIC will open across major U.S. Cities on June CJ Entertainment Announced on Thursday." Yes. That Film's been Retitled to BACK TO THE JURASSIC. But there's just one problem. That Film only played in 7 countries in 6 States. Los Angeles, Chicago, Dallas, Huston, Tampa, Atlanta & Washington D.C. To me it was an Outrage again, It was not fair again, It was a Scandal again & That's so messed up again! In other words, That's not how it was supposed to happen, This isn't how it was supposed to be & That's not how That Motion Picture Event was meant to be experienced! It was supposed to be a Theatrical release for All in the United States. When I mean a Theatrical release For All in the United States. I mean the 3908 or so Other Movie Theaters of The United States AKA There were plenty of Movie Theaters in every corner of the United States over 3908 or so From The North, South East "That's where I'm from." & West Country sides of North America. “Not to mention the best & brightest ones that show movies in Both Standard 2D & Eye Popping 3D.” Like for examples, Pittsburg, Philadelphia other parts of PA, New York "Probably City & State", Especially the BRONX, Cleveland & Chinchilla OH & Los Vegas NV, San Diego, San Francisco& other parts of CALIFORNIA, San Antonio & other parts of TEXAS, Miami Orlando, Jacksonville & other parts of FLORIDA, North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana, Colorado Denver, Wyoming Idaho, Tornado Utah, Phoenix Arizona, Albuquerque & other parts of New Mexico, Alabama & just incase Alberta & a few other parts of Canada. Including where I’m from NJ. There are at least a dozen best & brightest movie theaters in the USA that play movies in both Standard 2D & Eye Popping 3D like in where I come from Atlantic City NJ. UM, Some of the others escape me. Including the other Two closest choices Where I come from in New Jersey AMC Freehold Multroplex 14. Freehold Raceway Mall, 101 Trotters way, Freehold, NJ 07728. & the other one AMC Monmouth Mall 15. Route 35 & 36, Monmouth Mall, Eatontown, NJ 07724. Those other Movie Theaters & Other Countries of The United States were Still left out. But I'm Still a witness Because I saw either the Trailer or TV Spot AKA the Publicity of the movie. I'm trying to Help straighten things out for the Red, White & Blue. Because America stands for truth & Justice. Plus, Someone's got to do something. Well That's the whole Story about this Animated Dinosaur Film JK & What I said about it is true. "AKA It is the truth & now you know the whole story." After all the truth must be herd & told. Plus, Even it's the right thing. Also, I found some of the solutions that had something to do with that Film. TOIION ANIMATION STUDIOS (South Korea), MOTIF RMC (South Korea & USA America), CJ Entertainment (South Korea & USA America), ALCHEMY (USA America) "But now it has Ceased operations!" & 310 Studios (USA America). Plus, 2 Original Leads Clarius Capital Group Slash Clarius Entertainment (USA) & Myriad Pictures (USA). Just incase here are the Theatrical Posters that describes what I'm talking about. DINO TIME AKA BACK TO THE JURASSIC looks like this. Description A e.movie.as/p/105323.jpg & Description B img.goldposter.com/2015/05/Back-to-the-Jurassic_poster_goldposter_com_1.jpg In addition, JK Look at these. What do you see? What think do you think they are & what do you think they mean? ua-cam.com/video/11wHppIMsk4/v-deo.html, ua-cam.com/video/7hFThFUbBTs/v-deo.html, ua-cam.com/video/68hEgCZQ7wc/v-deo.html, ua-cam.com/video/St6AClYXRMg/v-deo.html, ua-cam.com/video/KuW6RGJQFHc/v-deo.html & ua-cam.com/video/J17K13T1x2o/v-deo.html Why, They appear to be Theatrical Trailers of The Film itself as an Upcoming preview for the release plans for American Movie Theaters in Both 2D & Eye Popping 3D Christmas 2012. But it didn't. I Swear, Back in the day I looked up one of the nearby Best & Brightest Movie Theaters in NJ where I came from. Hence, "Where's the Theatrical Poster & a Pop-Up Standee AKA 3D Cardboard Movie Poster of the Film? Something's not right!" But I know I saw a TV Spot of it. Plain as a nose on my face. Especially I know something was definitely wrong. I'm going to see what I can do. So far, I explained my story to some good UA-camrs what happened & what that Film was really supposed to do play in Movie Theaters everywhere in the United States. Including some Reporters. Especially reply them which of the Leads & sources had something to do with that Film. "Like you read earlier." Plus, I hope It'll make up for lost Time. Like they say I don't know when to quit. One last thing. Some of the other American Citizens also saw either the Trailer or TV Spot of that Film & they too were looking forward to see it in Theaters near them. But it didn't. Because it went Unreleased that day. Hence, I saw some UA-camrs replied comments about that Film. Then I explained to them my side of the story about that Film & what happened that day. "Like I did today." As of the Leads & sources, I've wrote letters to them Months ago & asked them to give that Film DINO TIME aka BACK TO THE JURASSIC another chance to play in American Movie Theaters in both 2D & 3D. Plus, Letting it's Theatrical release be A limited Time in theaters for a few somehow. Enough time for everybody Even the Busy Parents are off work for a week taking they're kids of different ages to see the movie in either 2D or 3D. "These days our parents are busy & sometimes have days off of duty to spend time doing Family things." We'll see what happens. After all, I'm still a witness. Especially, Still concerned about things that weren't quite right around here & what shockingly happened. I Hope You Understand how I feel.
Jamrannosaurus Rex more like 46 likes
@@dylangeltzeiler946 can you actually shut up? No-one cares
Terrible movie
Funny thing is I saw this film at my friend house and forgotten about it the second it ended and coming across this review made me realize why XD
Nonsensical plot, awful animation, Unappealing & forgettable human and dinosaur designs.
Main boy reminds me so much of naruto annoying son, spoiled rude and lastly selfishly deciding to keep his friends stuck in prehistoric times twice for the sake of sheer stupidity and annoyance XD and I remember watching this movie waaaay before naruto ended.
Anyways funny review.
its a kids movie not for adults you idiot they cant show kids violence or scary stuff its for kids you idiot
Kaneki Ken Saying "it's a kids movie" is not argument.
Bloody Painter- The Land Before Time has some pretty shocking moments and it’s a family film
Titanus Godzilla i mean a kids movie doesn’t have to be brain numbing to everyone but kids and be stupid and have stupid characters and have a dumb story line just because its a kids movie doesn’t mean kids have a brain the size of a bloody babies tooth!
Actually the dinosaur designs are not forgettable for all the wrong reasons, that baby trex will haunt my dreams….
The Land Before Time is what got me obsessed with dinosaurs.
Same
Dud I love how you talk about movie flaws while adding memes and jokes
The red hair of Ernie makes me think this is the origin of carnage from Spider-Man
B-Dawg More like Rusty the Boy Robot. But there's just one problem about this.
Dylan Geltzeiler What problem?
B-Dawg Ahem! This Animated Dinosaur Film was supposed to a Theatrical Release December 7 aka Holiday 2012. But it went Unreleased to us. Yes! I'm talking about DINO TIME aka BACK TO THE JURASSIC. Here's my long sad story about this film. Ahem, It all Started back in Spring 2012. I was sitting on my chair Minding my own Business browsing on UA-cam. Then Suddenly I saw a trailer sample of a new Animated Dinosaur called DINO MOM. It looked a little like the 3rd ICE AGE Movie I saw in Eye Popping 3D back in the Summer of 2009. Only this one had some new characters. Even Human Characters. Plus, one of the human characters let out some familiar voices. I've recognized the 2 voices, It was my 2 favorite voiced Actresses Pamela Segall Adlon & Tara Charendoff Strong. You know like from the show King Of The Hill for example. I've herd their voices when I was 4 years old back in Fall 1996 & I've grown Fond of them since. Anyway, After witnessing that sample I was wondering if that might come to Movie Theaters everywhere in both Standard 2D & Eye Popping 3D to the United States. 6 Months Later I saw either the Trailer or TV Spot of the movie DINO TIME. "Before Hurricane Sandy hit my neighborhood on OCTOBER 29th." It said it was coming to Theaters December 7th 2012. 1 Month later came December 7th. But then, Something dreadful & terrible happened that day. The movie Went Unreleased. I of all the other American Citizens was Furious. Which I still am. Here's how I reacted that day. "What? But this is December 7th. Where's the Movie? Also, Where's the Theatrical Poster & a Pop-Up Standee AKA 3D Cardboard Movie Poster of the Film? Something's not right!" For 1977 long days (Still Counting) I've been insulted, Humiliated & hurt since that painful shock. In other words, Because of that day. I'm more sadness & Sorrow. Then Joy & Happiness. Plus, I Still haven't recovered from it. I haven't been myself since that Unreleased day. Then in Summer 2015 I discovered some Online Article on Hollywoodreport.com & it quotes. "The South Korean Animated Feature BACK TO THE JURASSIC will open across major U.S. Cities on June CJ Entertainment Announced on Thursday." Yes. That Film's been Retitled to BACK TO THE JURASSIC. But there's just one problem. That Film only played in 7 countries in 6 States. Los Angeles, Chicago, Dallas, Huston, Tampa, Atlanta & Washington D.C. "NOT TO MENTION IT GOT HYPED OVER BY JURASSIC WORLD". To me it was an Outrage again, It was not fair again, It was a Scandal again & That's so messed up again! In other words, That's not how it was supposed to happen, This isn't how it was supposed to be & That's not how That Motion Picture Event was meant to be experienced! It was supposed to be a Theatrical release for All in the United States. When I mean a Theatrical release For All in the United States. I mean the 3908 or so Other Movie Theaters of The United States AKA There were plenty of Movie Theaters in every corner of the United States over 3908 or so From The North, South East "That's where I'm from." & West Country sides of North America. “Not to mention the best & brightest ones that show movies in Both Standard 2D & Eye Popping 3D.” Like for examples, Pittsburg, Philadelphia other parts of PA, New York "Probably City & State", Especially the BRONX, Cleveland & Chinchilla OH & Los Vegas NV, San Diego, San Francisco& other parts of CALIFORNIA, San Antonio & other parts of TEXAS, Miami Orlando, Jacksonville & other parts of FLORIDA, North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana, Colorado Denver, Wyoming Idaho, Tornado Utah, Phoenix Arizona, Albuquerque & other parts of New Mexico, Alabama & just incase Alberta & a few other parts of Canada. Including where I’m from NJ. There are at least a dozen best & brightest movie theaters in the USA that play movies in both Standard 2D & Eye Popping 3D like in where I come from Atlantic City NJ. UM, Some of the others escape me. Including the other Two closest choices Where I come from in New Jersey AMC Freehold Multroplex 14. Freehold Raceway Mall, 101 Trotters way, Freehold, NJ 07728. & the other one AMC Monmouth Mall 15. Route 35 & 36, Monmouth Mall, Eatontown, NJ 07724. Those other Movie Theaters & Other Countries of The United States were Still left out. But I'm Still a witness Because I saw either the Trailer or TV Spot AKA the Publicity of the movie. I'm trying to Help straighten things out for the Red, White & Blue. Because America stands for truth & Justice. Plus, Someone's got to do something. Well That's the whole Story about this Animated Dinosaur Film BD & What I said about it is true. "AKA It is the truth & now you know the whole story." After all the truth must be herd & told. Plus, Even it's the right thing. Also, I found some of the solutions that had something to do with that Film. TOIION ANIMATION STUDIOS (South Korea), MOTIF RMC (South Korea & USA America), CJ Entertainment (South Korea & USA America), ALCHEMY (USA America) "But now it has Ceased operations! Unless it's it's known as Millennium Entertainment." & 310 Studios (USA America). Plus, 2 Original Leads Clarius Capital Group Slash Clarius Entertainment (USA) & Myriad Pictures (USA). Just incase, here are the Theatrical Posters & extra that describes what I'm talking about. DINO TIME AKA BACK TO THE JURASSIC looks like this. Description A e.movie.as/p/105323.jpg & Description B img.goldposter.com/2015/05/Back-to-the-Jurassic_poster_goldposter_com_1.jpg In addition, Look at these. What do you see? What think do you think they are & what do you think they mean? ua-cam.com/video/11wHppIMsk4/v-deo.html, ua-cam.com/video/7hFThFUbBTs/v-deo.html, ua-cam.com/video/68hEgCZQ7wc/v-deo.html, ua-cam.com/video/St6AClYXRMg/v-deo.html, ua-cam.com/video/KuW6RGJQFHc/v-deo.html & ua-cam.com/video/J17K13T1x2o/v-deo.html Why, They appear to be Theatrical Trailers of The Film itself as an Upcoming preview for the release plans for American Movie Theaters in Both 2D & Eye Popping 3D Christmas 2012. But it didn't. I Swear, Back in the day I looked up one of the nearby Best & Brightest Movie Theaters in NJ where I came from. Hence, "Where's the Theatrical Poster & a Pop-Up Standee AKA 3D Cardboard Movie Poster of the Film? Something's not right!" But I know I saw a TV Spot of it. Plain as a nose on my face. Especially I know something was definitely wrong. I'm going to see what I can do. So far I explained my story to some good UA-camrs what happened & what that Film was really supposed to do play in Movie Theaters everywhere in the United States. Including some Reporters. Such as yourself Especially reply them which of the Leads & sources had something to do with that Film. "Like you read earlier." Plus, I hope It'll make up for lost Time. Like they say I don't know when to quit. One last thing. Some of the other American Citizens also saw either the Trailer or TV Spot of that Film & they too were looking forward to see it in Theaters near them. But it didn't. Because it went Unreleased that day. Hence, I saw some UA-camrs replied comments about that Film. Then I explained to them my side of the story about that Film & what happened that day. "Like I did today." As of the Leads & sources, the companies Clarius, Myriad Pictures, CJ Entertainment America or CJ America, Motif RMC USA and 310 Studios mostly. "Just incase, I'll check with Millennium Entertainment." I've wrote letters to one of them Months ago & asked them to give that Film DINO TIME aka BACK TO THE JURASSIC another chance to play in American Movie Theaters in both 2D & 3D. Plus, Letting it's Theatrical release be A limited Time in theaters for a few weeks somehow. "Which is 3 Weeks." Enough time for everybody Even the Busy Parents are off work for a week taking they're kids of different ages to see the movie in either 2D or 3D. "These days our parents are busy & sometimes have days off of duty to spend time doing Family things." We'll see what happens. After all, I'm still a witness. Especially, Still concerned about things that weren't quite right around here & what shockingly happened. Not to mention That something is a miss & something didn't make any sense. That Animated Dinosaur Film better get the Theatrical Chance it deserves in 3,908 or so of the Best & Brightest USA Movie Theaters in Both 2D & 3D as it was supposed to do. I Hope You really Understand how I feel & what it put me through. "The Protesting Continues". I could at least I'll keep trying. Especially with a little luck.
@@dylangeltzeiler946 stfu dylan
This looks sooooo mutch like ice age 3. But in a suuuuuuper bad verision.
JOKER :D yeah
"Do you think I'd pay money for this crap? I am a student! I need my money for more important things..." ok, that's a mood and a half
I dint know fallen kingdom had a cartoon adaptation
I think my favorite part is when you were complaining about the design of the baby T. rex.
animalman57 Gee it looks like one of the baby T.Rexes from the 3rd Ice Age Film. Only The 3rd Ice Age Film came to USA Movie Theaters as it was intended. But this one didn't! (Panting) Incase your wondering, I'd like to explain this to you my lad or dear lass.
Raptor Daptor47 (Shocked Gasp) RD! I can't believe you say... Um, Replied that. "Looking over my shoulder" Huh? "Then the Ice Age Baby T.Rexes began to cry." i2.wp.com/caps.pictures/200/9-ice-age3/full/ice-age3-disneyscreencaps.com-2266.jpg?strip=all & i0.wp.com/caps.pictures/200/9-ice-age3/full/ice-age3-disneyscreencaps.com-2270.jpg?strip=all Oh dear. Smooth move RD, that hurt their feelings & it insulted their kinds pride. (Rumbling) Uh Oh! "Looking up, & there she is aka Here's Momma Dino T.Rex" i0.wp.com/caps.pictures/200/9-ice-age3/full/ice-age3-disneyscreencaps.com-4990.jpg?strip=all EEK! Madam! Um, this isn't RD's Fault, It's Rick Rapto's Fault! Yes, He's the one who called your counterpart the worst Animated Dinosaur Film! i2.wp.com/caps.pictures/200/9-ice-age3/full/ice-age3-disneyscreencaps.com-5061.jpg?strip=all Somebody's mad. Your lucky she spared you RD. Even if you made her babies cry. Plus, have you forgotten what I told... Um, Replied to you about this last time?
it look weird
At 7:10 i was laughing so hard that my mom came into the room and asked if everything was okay.
U have a great mom
This video is the best thing ever to grace this Earth.
"Falling into lava isn't deadly at all."
Surprisingly, in many cases it isn't. Most humans who have fallen into lava (though usually with a rocky crust layer) have survived, albeit with severe injuries.
You meant. Oh falling into lava isn't deadly at all
21:00 At least it has feathers...
They look cool on big dinosaurs...
Maximus Max dinos don't care if you think they look "stupid" with feathers.Stfu JP fanboy.
Regardless if it's fluffy it could still kill you!
Maximus Max it's like saying a bear isn't scary with fur.Petrols,are known for "gut diving" (sticking it's head in the belly of his prey,covering it in blood),also,vultures look creepy,and so do some owls.A few example of animals which are covered in fur and still are scary:bears,lions,hyenas,leopards,wolves.Feathers also could be stained with blood.I'll let that sink in.Feathers also mean T.Rex and other dinosaurs could have had crazy colors,i mean,a purple T.Rex,a blue Velociraptor....
You're not making any sense Maximus Max!
16:24 If only...
Yes
The triceratops looks like a beetle or a guy wearing a helmet
I can't be the only one who wants a review of Will Ferrel's Land Of The Lost by this guy. Use me as button if you want it to. Maybe and he does it.
I was thinking Back to the future
that's the joke
That's the joke
"coming from her cloaca"
Holy schnitsel drinking baking soda while jumping on a pogo breadstick I did not expect such a clever line.
Well, this channel seems to only make videos in wich it pokes fun at bad dino movies=> he must be a dino fan and every dino fan knows about shit like this...
Clorox Bleach Thanks, these are the kind of details I try to get right to make sure noone "actuallies" me. And sometimes I leave stuff uncommented like the 25 mph line because I know several people are going to cite different speeds as "the real one".
+RickRaptor105
Did you read my comment on your other review?
"How's the time machine coming along?"
"Four years and still doesn't work"
I'm sorry but they're treating a fucking time machine like it's the old rusted up family car.
24:05
FINALLY THE LAST FART OF THE MOVIE. I can now die in peace 🤣🤣🤣
I fucking hate this movie
@@Bass_Reaper_ Me too.
15:36 your voice machis the lip sink
I remember watching Dino time non-stop as a kid. Now as I’m older it is a pile of crap to me. The kid looks even more uglier then sid the sloth.
0:37 is the most beautiful thing ever
Annoying boy:it can run 25 mph read a book much
Me:it can run 29-34 mph read a book much
... Why are we here? Is it just to suffer?
U are right at so many points.
this is one of those rare gems on youtube
Not gonna lie, That Rex’s back is like an Acrocanthosaur.
Is it just me or did I hear Tom Kenny's voice at 22:20?
William Park You heard correctly. Tara Strong is also in this. But since I am German, I don't really care about the English voice actors. I only mentioned Rob Schneider because he seems to be infamous for being only in bad movies.
William Park hi
Just after watching that scene at 28:25 I am subscribing. HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Who made that?
I want to know so i could watch it and cry lol
Plot twist: the time machine only goes back and they keep trying desperately until they wind up in magma covered asteroid pelted primordial earth.
20:15 rick raptor after finishing this nightmare
Considering its title literally means "terrible time". . .
Underrated comment
Lol sea anemone on his head XD.
Sarco has been rock pooling for too long LOL
Would it kill an animation company to actually make feathered dinosaurs look GOOD? They failed it in The Good Dinosaur and they butchered it here. These look like demons. In The Good Dinosaur the raptors looked like crackheads. Why, animation companies, why.
How a Real Croc Looks:
•Looks like a Reptile 👍
•Has Armor 👍
•Has Normal Teeth 👍
•Has no Beefy Arm's 👍
•Has Muscles but are not Visible 👍
How Croc's Look in Dino Time:
•Has Dread Logs 🙃
•Has Beffy and Strong Arm's 🙃
•Holds him with his Big Bufed Arms 🙃 2feet of the Ground
•Has Sabertheeth (Based On Kaprosuchus) 🙃
24:55 I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the baby trex looks like a gremlin whith no ears
27:28 that quote should've been a meme lol
Oh buddy boy do i have news for you
They took inspiration from dawn of the dinosaurs, mother T rex is a dead give away...
And also that adopted feathered thing is that Archaeopteryx chicken from dawn of dinosaur!
I feel like it's the ultimate signal of a bad movie. Literally every bad move has to work in some kind of potty humor.
Meesa step in peepee doodoo shit!
So what about Ice Age?
7:07 is the best thing I've ever seen
Someone when they get their first brain freeze
THE T REX LOKS LIKE AN ACROCANTHOSAURUS!Its head shape is similar and it's back has an elevated spine.
9:22 I mean hey, if she has taken a king size rattlesnake that hardens into a spineless sombrero cactus being shoved up her ham wallet then that probably explains everything
15:31 = me after watching this movie
I actually felt like I want to throw up while watching this. So I stopped and tried to lie down while watching this review and still felt ill. So I stopped watching to try to ease my nausea, it worked. I watched something else and felt fine. Then I came back to this review and now I feel I'll again.
THE MOVIE HE'S REVIEWING LOOKS SO BAD THAT IT'S MAKING ME ILL! WTF!!!!!???
Ahh yes if your children are too young for Jurassic Park show them the Land Before Time, it's not like that would spectacularly backfire into childhood trauma...
Unless your speaking purely of the sequels, yeah those the kids can see.
but the first one is also a kids movie
Did you notice the dinosaur planet roars on the tyrannosaurus