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  • @Good.London
    @Good.London 2 роки тому +130

    Love how you say ' yes I'm fine thank you' and then go back to what your doing like they don't faze you one bit, really makes them feel powerless and small,
    another excellent audit.

    • @freetimesaudits
      @freetimesaudits  2 роки тому +11

      Haha cheers. Hope to be back out again soon

    • @christopherwhittaker2620
      @christopherwhittaker2620 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah but only do this if they approach in the way they did

    • @heathen5298
      @heathen5298 Рік тому

      I wish more auditors did this.

    • @colinpryor4290
      @colinpryor4290 Рік тому

      1:25 - Enemy of The People.

    • @peesib
      @peesib Рік тому

      Prick in van sees Primark high heels and starts getting involved??? I’m all for men dressing up but he should practise more to walk in heels?!

  • @gordonfking
    @gordonfking 2 роки тому +63

    You could hear the disappointment in the male constable's voice; "they know their rights as well".

    • @nightjar9021
      @nightjar9021 2 роки тому +4

      Yes, like it's a bad thing that an individual knows his rights..

    • @gregkasza1925
      @gregkasza1925 2 роки тому +4

      @@nightjar9021 it scares them.

  • @retroclickmedia4422
    @retroclickmedia4422 2 роки тому +98

    "They know their rights as well" It is as if the police have a perceved advantge when people do not know or are expected not to know their rights - Who would have thought?

    • @uktokers
      @uktokers 2 роки тому +23

      I picked up on that too. He said it as if it’s a bad thing that people know their rights which sums up the way most police think. It was interesting the way her demeanour instantly changed after that.

    • @cardigan3000
      @cardigan3000 2 роки тому +1

      prisons are full of innocent people who didnt know their rights

    • @darrenjohn2528
      @darrenjohn2528 2 роки тому +9

      Exactly. In other words “normally we would abuse his rights but we better be careful because he knows what they are.”

    • @philliplester1741
      @philliplester1741 2 роки тому +6

      That officer represents an immediate concern.

  • @dantealighieri9540
    @dantealighieri9540 2 роки тому +68

    BAM, you owned those coppers in under ten seconds. Good work.

    • @andyscullion
      @andyscullion Рік тому

      Where? A member of the public got involved and called him a knob, which he is. The coppers walked away wondering whether to get him some psychiatric treatment!! Fail to see where he pissed on them!!

  • @oneball783
    @oneball783 2 роки тому +46

    At 02:10 when you ask the short one to identify she says "Why?" But it's ok for her to walk up to you and ask a load of questions and expect answers.

    • @britbyname3620
      @britbyname3620 2 роки тому +4

      Ha ha / twit she actually said I DONT WANT TO ….. 😂😂😂

    • @oneball783
      @oneball783 2 роки тому +2

      @@britbyname3620 Yeah she is.

  • @peterb2272
    @peterb2272 2 роки тому +74

    I love the "turn away and ignore them" attitude. It leaves them nothing to argue with. More auditors should do that.

  • @reakingringpiece
    @reakingringpiece 2 роки тому +42

    i love the generic,venal & unsincere 'we just want a chat with you' lol great straight to a point way of auditing :)

  • @exposeandeducate
    @exposeandeducate 2 роки тому +65

    When one police officer identifies why don't they inform their buddy to do the same? Good interaction mate. Loved the comment "you can't even help yourself" 👍

    • @freetimesaudits
      @freetimesaudits  2 роки тому +5

      Big up respect 🙏

    • @uktokers
      @uktokers 2 роки тому +13

      She’s in plainclothes and identified as a constable but then refuses to produce her warrant card because she “doesn’t want to”. Why do so many police think that what they want matters. They are governed by law and policy, not their personal wants and needs.

    • @exposeandeducate
      @exposeandeducate 2 роки тому +5

      @@uktokers 💚💯

  • @bmcgoo6027
    @bmcgoo6027 2 роки тому +23

    "You can't even help yourself" - is a very good retort.

  • @Awakend7
    @Awakend7 2 роки тому +38

    Amazes me how they still think it’s just for a rise out of them, it’s standing up for our freedoms

    • @lee13104
      @lee13104 Рік тому

      These cunts do only do it for a rise,im a photographer and I'm constantly using long lenses and never have I been stopped by the police asking what I'm taking pictures of,low life scum these cunts are

    • @Awakend7
      @Awakend7 Рік тому +1

      @@lee13104 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ you don’t get the point of it!!

    • @lee13104
      @lee13104 Рік тому +1

      @@Awakend7 there isn't any point in it,people know they can film in public,they just don't feel the need to do it to annoy people whilst at work for UA-cam views

    • @Awakend7
      @Awakend7 Рік тому

      @@lee13104 actually most don’t know you can film in public as 90% of the population are just ignorant morons, it’s showing people that we do have these rights and to stand up to the police and security when they are trying to take those rights away from us!!

  • @TheTorbinator1
    @TheTorbinator1 2 роки тому +30

    well go and WONDER SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!! LOVE IT BRUV

    • @freetimesaudits
      @freetimesaudits  2 роки тому +2

      Haha thanks TORBS. One of my first audits lol. Respect pal 👍

    • @freetimesaudits
      @freetimesaudits  2 роки тому +2

      When I say one of my first.......I've only been doing them 2 months so they are all my first ones haha 😄

    • @TheTorbinator1
      @TheTorbinator1 2 роки тому

      @@freetimesaudits I’ve just watched a couple and I’ve got to say I enjoyed them!! Respect bruv!!!!!

    • @freetimesaudits
      @freetimesaudits  2 роки тому +5

      @@TheTorbinator1 thank you, means a lot coming you from you mate 👍

  • @peterpiper4492
    @peterpiper4492 2 роки тому +32

    Love it, your straight to the point, good one.

  • @tintersniffer9929
    @tintersniffer9929 2 роки тому +30

    I just want to help you. What a load of bolloxs, first chance they get they will hem you up.
    "You can't even help yourself" classic line.

    • @andyscullion
      @andyscullion Рік тому

      She contributes to his free benefits handouts. So I'd say it's the other way round!!!

  • @meeruisland
    @meeruisland 2 роки тому +11

    Quote of the week "you cant even help yourselves jog on"

  • @davidholburn8698
    @davidholburn8698 2 роки тому +32

    You're doing well mate I've noticed a few focus pocus lines but good work and stay safe.

    • @freetimesaudits
      @freetimesaudits  2 роки тому +17

      Cheers mate. Yeah I'm a fan of focus pocus.

    • @JoaoManuelCanelas
      @JoaoManuelCanelas 2 роки тому +8

      @@freetimesaudits That's it. That's why I like your interactions. Keep it up.

  • @jenlaracroft
    @jenlaracroft 2 роки тому +20

    You have the right attitude for audits, your going to go far my friend 💚💗💞💗💚 x

  • @diddydave2707
    @diddydave2707 2 роки тому +14

    Bubbles was lost she looked clueless. “you can’t even help yourself” Line if the day😁

  • @mrf4138
    @mrf4138 2 роки тому +13

    “What’s the reason that you’re filming, I’m just wondering.”
    “Well go and wander somewhere else.”
    I nearly pissed myself laughing.
    Utterly brilliant response. I think a quarter pounder with cheese would have a higher IQ than either of these two girls. It’s like watching a vacuum with nipples.

  • @jamescoupland4673
    @jamescoupland4673 2 роки тому +34

    Loving your videos. You only react when you know they become tyrants. Keep up the good work

  • @derekfaeberwick
    @derekfaeberwick 2 роки тому +24

    Drove on pavement.
    Blocked a wheelchair accessible dropped kerb.
    Breaks police protocol re identifying.
    Tries to quiz you about engaging in a lawful activity.
    Welcome to the UK police state.

  • @dinglebat63
    @dinglebat63 2 роки тому +29

    Ohhh, I like your no nonsense style. Subscribed.

  • @projectfireland8821
    @projectfireland8821 2 роки тому +18

    Schooled Ashton under Lyne FT Brilliant

  • @claverton
    @claverton 2 роки тому +3

    love the way they all say "just checking to see if you are ok"

  • @johnrobertson1129
    @johnrobertson1129 2 роки тому +11

    Just came across your page today 😉 absolutely brilliant auditing mate 🙏 I'm here for the long run 😂🤣😂🤣🙏

  • @thomasjefferson4791
    @thomasjefferson4791 2 роки тому +10

    Thank you auditor for exposing those paranoid karens to the public for a laugh

  • @irishlass7443
    @irishlass7443 2 роки тому +10

    Watched a few and really like how you handle yourself, no screaming about sausages so far so I’ve subbed.

    • @freetimesaudits
      @freetimesaudits  2 роки тому +2

      I have called a couple sausages 😫 hope you still watch

  • @ianrosie4431
    @ianrosie4431 Рік тому +3

    "They know their rights as well." What a giveaway.

  • @chrisc9406
    @chrisc9406 2 роки тому +24

    Another great audit exposing some tyrants.

    • @paulbromley6687
      @paulbromley6687 2 роки тому

      So remember if you just stand up to bullying the bullies give up. If you had talked to them they would have tried to keep you talking until it becomes a search then more.

  • @buster9102
    @buster9102 2 роки тому +7

    i love how DJ and PJ as well as AB do it but this is my way.... say it as it is thanks m8 huge respect

  • @captaincolumbus5946
    @captaincolumbus5946 2 роки тому +10

    🚣‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Spot on We do not have civil rights to abandon them to The police syndicate. Peace love and freedom everyone Rick ❤

  • @libertine7747
    @libertine7747 2 роки тому +23

    Like your style

  • @abc33944
    @abc33944 Рік тому +4

    Look at that mug in the van

  • @ninianmacmillan-keith7435
    @ninianmacmillan-keith7435 2 роки тому +10

    Moths to a flame , they just cannot help it. How idiotic the police have become. If they didn’t walk up to the camera we would not have any of these skits

  • @jasonbishop4247
    @jasonbishop4247 2 роки тому +9

    cracking pair of pins though

  • @edwardwillis8461
    @edwardwillis8461 Рік тому +3

    They all went home and told their mums 😂

  • @4catsnow
    @4catsnow 2 роки тому +2

    Laverne and Shirley weren't ready for the pushback....and neither were the male gendarmes when THEY came out to save the day...

  • @topcat1358
    @topcat1358 2 роки тому +6

    Great audit. Just subscribed after Marti's compilation video of your vids. There is good entertainment to be had here, I think. I'll need to catch up on a few more of your vids. I like your approach and attitude!

    • @AYTAZED
      @AYTAZED 2 роки тому

      Marti blagborough is like a WISH version of shaggy from scooby do.

  • @johnfellows2867
    @johnfellows2867 2 роки тому +4

    But the legs on the girl with glasse's, blimey !!

    • @camrs125
      @camrs125 4 місяці тому

      Got to get promotion somehow 😂

  • @garyroe2929
    @garyroe2929 2 роки тому +18

    Ha ha bloke in clapped out old van , ye know that a police station, as if you’d say never !!! Is it I’ll stop then , tradesmen boot licker . Good one that , 😀

  • @ryanhall9347
    @ryanhall9347 2 роки тому +3

    "yeah they know their rights too"
    he sounded disappointed

  • @focuspocus3690
    @focuspocus3690 2 роки тому +5

    Can I help you...no, you can't even help yourself... 🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @freetimesaudits
      @freetimesaudits  2 роки тому +1

      Loved your wigan one, about the difference between a dead officer and a cow. Can only milk a cow for 4 years 🤣🤣 excellent work 👏

  • @Sickofitall99
    @Sickofitall99 2 роки тому +4

    silver van man being a he man for the pretty lady

  • @nonenone-vt8cg
    @nonenone-vt8cg 2 роки тому +2

    Cinderella's ugly sisters seem to be soliciting for a bit of trade

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 Рік тому +1

    One of the best audits ever. BREAKING pigs power in seconds.

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 Рік тому +2

    Pigs power crushed again.

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 2 роки тому +7

    Well held great the way you told me.👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @normangillespie6308
    @normangillespie6308 2 роки тому +2

    So glad i found your channel mate finally someone tells them how it is

  • @DEFIANT71DEFIANT
    @DEFIANT71DEFIANT Рік тому +5

    Awwww poor Darren getting all but hurt cause some nasty man was recording in public. I sincerely hope he was one of those people who had the poke for granny cause the world really could do with less of them.

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 Рік тому +1

    Pigs wont always be pigs one day when they become public they will thank auditors for defending their rights.

  • @jeffreymiller5462
    @jeffreymiller5462 2 роки тому +2

    Cop: "They know their rights as well."
    Like that's a bad thing.

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 2 роки тому +2

    Then the local grass makes a appearance.

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 2 роки тому +6

    And the mob descends…..

  • @Catmad65
    @Catmad65 2 роки тому +4

    Cagney and Lacey 😂 And she really shouldn’t be in control of a car in those sandals either !

  • @timgeorge1009
    @timgeorge1009 2 роки тому +3

    Love the video
    I just wanted to comment on what that guy said when he was explaining about auditors he said “and they know their rights” like that was a bad thing

  • @robertbaylis9714
    @robertbaylis9714 2 роки тому +4

    Was it my imagination but did her reg plate spell PIG? Kp19 zub ? ? ? ?

  • @sueronhaworth5713
    @sueronhaworth5713 2 роки тому +3

    FEMALE PREDITORS( NOT NICE LADIES) TRY A DIFFERENT APPROACH( YOU WILL NEVER GET A FELLA WITH THAT ATTITUDE)

  • @paulbromley6687
    @paulbromley6687 2 роки тому +5

    Constables can’t even give their full details when requested. So why would a member of the public who is perfectly legal want to speak to them about a non crime. If we have rights and freedoms they should be respected and not have to justify or account for a legal activity.

  • @TrevyTrev-andTheFunkyPets
    @TrevyTrev-andTheFunkyPets 2 роки тому +2

    Those Karens are very bold and shouldn’t approach strangers in this messed up world. Mind your own business.

  • @wokeupandsmellthecoffee214
    @wokeupandsmellthecoffee214 2 роки тому +8

    Brilliant audit you know how to address these fools. That girl who refused to identify herself looks no more than 15 so has zero interpersonal skills and shouldn’t be in the job.

  • @craigfeek2157
    @craigfeek2157 2 роки тому +2

    Cagney and lacey have let themselves go

  • @jimmyriddle4159
    @jimmyriddle4159 2 роки тому +3

    No more Mr Nice Auditor

  • @davidking6391
    @davidking6391 4 дні тому +1

    "they know their rights as well". In other words "our normal intimidation and bully tactics won't work so you might as well walk away"

  • @Di-mx6tj
    @Di-mx6tj 2 роки тому +4

    New subscriber, watched a few videos and I think this is excellent work you shut them down well done love it keep up the good work

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 2 роки тому +5

    I’m in my own vehicle.And?

  • @gooner8david
    @gooner8david 2 роки тому +6

    Great style you verbally disembowel them with your no nonsense to the point answer's they're getting the message but don't like accountability

  • @markpulley4798
    @markpulley4798 2 роки тому +3

    you pissed on her chips lol

  • @sheffieldzamo7444
    @sheffieldzamo7444 2 роки тому +2

    The only offence I could see was the police parking on the pavement. I can't believe they are still falling foul of auditors.

  • @paulmabley9697
    @paulmabley9697 2 роки тому +8

    Be concerned somewhere else 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gooner8david
    @gooner8david 2 роки тому +2

    Careful he knows his rights says it all

  • @ismellbs9647
    @ismellbs9647 2 роки тому +6

    Men .......stop going to the aid of ladys , like some white knight....these days are gone ......stop being and thinking your disposable it's not your job to defend anyone

  • @lampy-ov4mc
    @lampy-ov4mc 2 роки тому +2

    the little one soon shut up after she had snitched.she must have a lot to hide.OH SILLY ME, THEY ALL HAVE A LOT TO HIDE.

  • @oconnorp3
    @oconnorp3 2 роки тому +1

    They’re catching on.

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 2 роки тому +4

    Her with glasses got nice legs lol.

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 2 роки тому +2

    I quite like hot legs with the glasses but had to try and get the last word in can I help you with anything.

  • @CarneyColours
    @CarneyColours 2 роки тому +3

    Thumbs UP....................We just want to chat !!!....then go find a CHAT ROOM.

  • @nomore6939
    @nomore6939 2 роки тому +10

    classic

  • @davidking6391
    @davidking6391 4 дні тому +1

    Guy in the van was a proper knob.

  • @Itisfinished.
    @Itisfinished. 2 роки тому +1

    Brilliant, the two girls who wanted to be taken seriously weren't.

  • @Mark-fv8bn
    @Mark-fv8bn 2 роки тому +2

    brilliant mate owned and jogged on beautiful

  • @grah1956
    @grah1956 2 роки тому +5

    loved it, the woman had lovely legs i must say,lol

  • @waynevenz6909
    @waynevenz6909 2 роки тому +1

    Got to get the male police officers

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 2 роки тому +3

    Keep auditing put these tyrants on notice.

  • @redsrollingnow1
    @redsrollingnow1 2 роки тому +10

    Brilliant!

  • @dazzanic1356
    @dazzanic1356 Рік тому +1

    Parking on curb restricts access for those in wheelchairs.

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 Рік тому +1

    Auditors have a ace card now I'm filming your station looking for potential Couzens and Carricks.

    • @asensibleyoungman2978
      @asensibleyoungman2978 Рік тому

      Police officer Adnan Ali found guilty of rape yesterday. PC Ireland Murdoch was also found guilty of rape this month. It seems to be every month now that murderers and rapists within the police are being found guilty.

  • @dengermouse7871
    @dengermouse7871 2 роки тому +2

    And they know their rights as well,isn't that a kick in the nuts,no abuse today

  • @nugmit1
    @nugmit1 2 роки тому +2

    At first the one in red was walking toward you like she was gonna get right in your face. Then I think you scared the bejesus out of her by not dropping right down and licking her boots. she was like was like a little girl - I've got to Hurry and go get daddy to help me. I think you taught her a valuable lesson that might just save her one day - Not everyone is going to fear her because she has a badge.

  • @JhubeiFC
    @JhubeiFC 2 роки тому +1

    "Zuuuuuuuuub!!" - Ottawa Senators fans

  • @pepperpotdi
    @pepperpotdi 2 роки тому +1

    Bloody police think they are untouchable, keep up the good work.

  • @li5322
    @li5322 2 роки тому +2

    Omfg the guy actually had the audacity to say "leave them alone they even know their rights" wtf

  • @hyperjon3903
    @hyperjon3903 2 роки тому +1

    Not too clued up on the laws but she's fit

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 Рік тому +1

    So concerned the cowards legged it time white feathers were given out.

  • @johndavies8700
    @johndavies8700 Рік тому +1

    fantastic retorts love it

  • @jesuschrist2284
    @jesuschrist2284 2 роки тому +1

    this is fantastic. next time, mention you're about to fly a drone over

  • @AM00Dee
    @AM00Dee Рік тому +1

    As of 01 01 23 the black Peugeot MOT was over due 6 months

  • @jasonmadeley7094
    @jasonmadeley7094 2 роки тому +6

    Excellent footage 👍

  • @johncarlo7395
    @johncarlo7395 Рік тому +2

    That f*****g told them didn't it

  • @Salty3439
    @Salty3439 2 роки тому +1

    Great channel mate, new sub by the way, keep up the great work

  • @andrewgardner9741
    @andrewgardner9741 Рік тому +2

    Pure gold.
    Makes me proud to be a Brit!
    Proper bulldog you are FTA 💋🇬🇧

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 2 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣Fantastic - such relaxed contempt - brilliant.