I need one more sequel; where Adam is going to propose to Wendy then assault kisses another woman in another elevator and falls for her next. Then Wendy gets mad and Adam is like "look we both knew there was a good chance I'd cheat on you too" 😆
I went on a date earlier this year with the writer of a Hallmark movie and the book it was based on. At one point she mentioned that if I loved museums so much, I had to visit Europe because they're grasp on history was the best. I politely responded that unfortunately I hadn't had the opportunity to go to Europe yet in my life. (I didn't feel like the story of losing my 20s to caring for a sick father who was about to be homeless for the second time was good first date material) Before I could respond she launched into this massive tirade about how when people say that it's just a lame excuse and it means they weren't strong enough to make the sacrifices necessary to do what they wanted to like her. It should be pointed out that she has wealthy, successful, parents with houses in Alaska and Hawaii...so, her idea of sacrifice is quite a big difference from mine. Oh, and she had just gotten back from a friend's wedding in Qatar. Just in case you were at all curious the kind of person who writes these kinds of stories.
I am truly sorry for your loss. And this, this banshee should know that things are not always what they seem and there are hidden depths to people and to make snap judgements based on little bits of information is the stuff of the emotionally stunted and small-minded. That right there, that display of stupidity so blatant I can feel the smirk, tells me what a low-quality writer she is. And that she is happy with mediocrity. You dodged a bullet with that one. In my mind I am seeing Mary (Meryl Streep) in "She-Devil"...
@@mansquatch7433 I grew up in a trailer park that had holes in the floor. Every winter the pipes froze. Had to go three or four days with no plumbing every month during winter for years.
@@waterandafter I was the same. No holes in the floor, just living in a mini-city where everyone was pissed that they were going nowhere and that it was everyone else’s fault but their own. I couldn’t join the military fast enough. Boot camp was like breathing fresh air for the first time.
I gotta admit... This was a very interesting Cinema Snob review of "The Christmas Elevator Trilogy" in my opinion. Oh, and by the way, Brad Jones... Happy Holidays! 🎄
In Merry Kissmas I like to think that it is actually a time travel movie in which Doris is future Kayla who travels back 60 years to assault her ex-fiancee Dustin in an elevator, and that the speech he gives at the end was about his kisses with Doris!
I think Elisabeth Rohm's character is a ghost in the second movie. She hung herself at the end of the first and she's in purgatory watching the same situation at every Xmas.
Thanks for A Christmas Assault in an elevator 1-3 Brad. But whatever happened to you doing a version of these? Hey, now you can call it "The Christmas Baby" and use Jack! Thanks!
Idk what that weird green thing they eat is, but it is certainly not figgy pudding, which is a very dark fruit and spice steamed dessert served with cream or custard or some kind.
Please do Terror Train for New Years Eve as it's a New Year's Eve movie. I prefer horror movies but I found this review funny at how ridiculous these Christmas movies are.
I need one more sequel; where Adam is going to propose to Wendy then assault kisses another woman in another elevator and falls for her next. Then Wendy gets mad and Adam is like "look we both knew there was a good chance I'd cheat on you too" 😆
She fell asleep during Die Hard, romance over!!😆😆
Truer words have never been spoken
I don't know man, it's a classic but it's also pretty cringe.
I don't fall asleep watching "Die Hard." I'm too busy looking at Alan Rickman 🥰
True art always comes in trilogies
I went on a date earlier this year with the writer of a Hallmark movie and the book it was based on. At one point she mentioned that if I loved museums so much, I had to visit Europe because they're grasp on history was the best. I politely responded that unfortunately I hadn't had the opportunity to go to Europe yet in my life. (I didn't feel like the story of losing my 20s to caring for a sick father who was about to be homeless for the second time was good first date material) Before I could respond she launched into this massive tirade about how when people say that it's just a lame excuse and it means they weren't strong enough to make the sacrifices necessary to do what they wanted to like her. It should be pointed out that she has wealthy, successful, parents with houses in Alaska and Hawaii...so, her idea of sacrifice is quite a big difference from mine. Oh, and she had just gotten back from a friend's wedding in Qatar.
Just in case you were at all curious the kind of person who writes these kinds of stories.
I am truly sorry for your loss. And this, this banshee should know that things are not always what they seem and there are hidden depths to people and to make snap judgements based on little bits of information is the stuff of the emotionally stunted and small-minded. That right there, that display of stupidity so blatant I can feel the smirk, tells me what a low-quality writer she is. And that she is happy with mediocrity.
You dodged a bullet with that one. In my mind I am seeing Mary (Meryl Streep) in "She-Devil"...
Dear God
Growing up poor in a broken home now seems like the best thing that ever happened to me.
@@mansquatch7433
I grew up in a trailer park that had holes in the floor. Every winter the pipes froze.
Had to go three or four days with no plumbing every month during winter for years.
@@waterandafter I was the same. No holes in the floor, just living in a mini-city where everyone was pissed that they were going nowhere and that it was everyone else’s fault but their own.
I couldn’t join the military fast enough. Boot camp was like breathing fresh air for the first time.
"Charlie's laughing because he also s**t in Adam's Chinese food!"
I don't know why that makes me laugh as hard as it does.
And here I was taking the stairs like a sucker. Hope you and your family have a merry Christmas,
Yes, finally all these classics in one convenient playlist! I could watch these all day too funny!! 😂😂
Happy birthday, and seasons greetings to the growing Snob family.
I was just watching the Christmas kiss movies then I see this in my subscription feed time to watch them again.
“I was a total b@&$#, but that’s nothing a good whup upside the head can’t fix!” I was like “ok yes accurate why is that funny?”
Any time my mind is critical of something I hear Brad's voice as the Snob and it always, ALWAYS, gives me a chuckle😂❤
'😂😂😂🗿' You're always funnier than the jokes🤣
I gotta admit... This was a very interesting Cinema Snob review of "The Christmas Elevator Trilogy" in my opinion. Oh, and by the way, Brad Jones... Happy Holidays! 🎄
Better save this video, boys.
Holiday greetings from Chicago!
In Merry Kissmas I like to think that it is actually a time travel movie in which Doris is future Kayla who travels back 60 years to assault her ex-fiancee Dustin in an elevator, and that the speech he gives at the end was about his kisses with Doris!
22:10
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a philanthropist"
I think Elisabeth Rohm's character is a ghost in the second movie. She hung herself at the end of the first and she's in purgatory watching the same situation at every Xmas.
Thanks for A Christmas Assault in an elevator 1-3 Brad. But whatever happened to you doing a version of these? Hey, now you can call it "The Christmas Baby" and use Jack! Thanks!
Still can't believe they made 3 different Christmas Movies kinda based on the 2000 dirty college comedy "100 girls"
Idk what that weird green thing they eat is, but it is certainly not figgy pudding, which is a very dark fruit and spice steamed dessert served with cream or custard or some kind.
Sounds like you don't know wtf you're talking about about.
@@hansjuker8296 I am British, I have made and eaten figgy pudding. It is not green.
@@hansjuker8296 Meet Hans Juker, the German figgy pudding expert.
All this kiss shit makes me wanna vomit up my intestines "City of the Living Dead" style. And regress to being a child and be revolted by kisses.
The love interest is the second film looks like butch hartman.
14:42 Those boxes are clearly empty too. And the dialog has been dubbed by someone who's not that extra.
I like Jonathan Bennett
Please do Terror Train for New Years Eve as it's a New Year's Eve movie. I prefer horror movies but I found this review funny at how ridiculous these Christmas movies are.
These could actually make for some good wholesome NTR stories
You know, if they were competently written
Why does Sebastian eerily looks like Ben Shapiro?
Why did she spend so much for Hogan , when she could have had Beefcake for nothing?
Honestly, these are all kinda just mean and gross, especially the 1st and 3rd. I can't get into the whole 'Romantic assault' concept either...
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Yes! The episode that ruined the term "Set Designs" for me. Lol
three tributes to the romantic side effect of poor elevator maintenance everybody love.
Hi 👋
Waste of time this video
Please, do carry on with your frantically busy life.