Those headphones were used when they went to space back in the 60's. They used the long cable to connect the space ship with the control center after it launched.
I like that Soviet electronics has always had detailed instructions (manual). Sometimes there were electronic circuits that could be used for repairs. There were tables with the amplitude-frequency characteristic (AFC)(АЧХ) of audio equipment. Now it is difficult to find a detailed description of the characteristics if it is cheap electronics.
I prefer this, gives the device a longer life span. In today's market things aren't made to last longer because that's how they get you to buy more shit that's cheaply made and hard to fix
My dad used to own a vinyl player with a built-in amp from the 70s. Videoton or some similar brand. That sucker had a bedsheet-sized wiring diagram and datasheet for its major components.
TBF that was the case with all electronics at one point. My old bang & olufsen record player has the full circuit diagram and other stuff in a little pocket on the inside. B&O would never give you that stuff these days.
From a Russian friend of mine "It's not TAC, but TDS (Telephones Dynamic Stereophonic) and the box is from another model. But those are legit Soviet-made headphones made for home use."
Also 'Handwritten notes'...I'm not Russian, don't speak Russian but that's clearly the warranty card because in that split second he showed the page, it read something with 'Garantia...' at the beginning.
@MisterSerpent listen man i dont like capitalism either but shoving a billion word long essay down everyones throats on some random comment isnt going to change anyones minds
As someone who speaks Russian, watching dankpods being confused at the letter ы is great! Especially if you know that its pronounced like being punched in the stomach really hard
Because it was a different culture. Imagine that I will tell you all the stuffing of the iPhone and how it works. so that you can fix it yourself, which will encourage you to learn new skills, because it is extremely not difficult.. A huge number of engineers and it fell in love with their professions in childhood, reassembling it as a designer. It depends on how the whole world goes to the point that you don't even know how your application works, or the device scares you. This means that everything depends on the honesty of company managers. They can even stuff a bomb and no one except amateur specialists will know it.
I don't want any more Stalins, but Soviet engineering was so cool and honestly inspirational. Out-of-the-box thinking was common, repair and learning encouraged. Meanwhile Apple would send armed thugs to burn down your house for opening your own iPhone if they could get away with it.
All old electronics were like that around the world. Computers in the 80s like the IBM PC and Commodore 64 came with full service manuals or schematics (respectively).
As others have also noted, there is one thing that is very cool about the old Soviet tech - it came with a proper instruction manual that often even included complete wiring schematics and repair instructions. I still have couple of Game&Watch clones ("Elektronika") with complete PCB schematics printed in their instruction booklets.
Which makes sense given how expensive and in some cases how long it took for you to get it. The idea kinda was "hey if it's broken you fix it cause you're not buying a new one"
@@audiophile6475 No 😂 It is just communism. Nobody had exclusive rights, everything in public property. It’s like nowadays during capitalistic regime so-called "open hardware". You also could get any source of computer programs (after dissolve of USSR everyone got access to fantastical code, algorithms for aerodynamic, flows, stealth, etc (in capitalistic countries such code had no price, nobody and never opened it, it cost billions).
@@juliap.5375 "Nobody had exclusive rights, everything in public property." Stealing was still a crime. "Private" property wasn't a thing, no, but "personal property" existed.
The ТДС-16 are actually a very interesting pair, still very desirable in Russian audiophile community. There's people who mod the hell out of them and seem to be getting a very solid sound. The reason being their orthodynamic construction (aka isodynamic), a technology not seen much nowadays. Diagram at 5:45 explains very well how they work: a very thin 10um membrane has an electromagnetic coil evenly distributed across its surface. The coil is formed by pattern-etching a thin layer of metal deposition. Then the membrane is sandwiched between two perforated magnets. Very light weight of the membrane in this construction is supposedly very good for accurately reproducing high frequencies, and the uniformity of magnetic field should be good for bass. The most common mod appears to be to stuff some cotton or fabric into the casing to dampen the sound and make them sound less tinny.
My grandfather was a musician and he had various Soviet audio devices. And once he gave me huge and super uncomfortable Soviet headphones, I already forgot the name. I immediately put them on the shelf and forgot. And then, somehow it happened that my Razor headphones broke, I remembered those that had a big jack, I cut them through the adapter, and damn it, the razor didn’t have such a clear sound, it was some kind of ancient magic . Moreover, I could even hear from which side the opponents were moving, as in modern gaming headphones. Then someone threw these headphones out of their parents like trash. It's a pity.
@@sudormrf nah, I tapped on him and his other comment on the channel seems to be saying "I'm not a native I don't care" which made me think it's a weird shadow reply here
In Soviet radioengineering teminology, headphones were literally called HEAD PHONES (ГОЛОВНЫЕ ТЕЛЕФОНЫ), while now they are called Наушники which means something like Earflaps.
@@bubsy3861 the first one was for voice but the second and third ones were for music. The third one is a regular dynamic driver with that classic 80s portable stereo pack-in look, but the second pair is orthodynamic/isodynamic/planar and has a rather good reproduction. Plus the latter two had documentation about how to wire them up to various types of inputs!
@@kaitlyn__L Well, they all sells free in shops. And yes, instructions always been like that) I actually mean something more rear and interesting like TDK 3 that was limited in open sell) I mean it’s originally was a professional solution, but as I know was really good in case of music.
Я прямо ждал, когда переведут фразу на 4:00 ))) Старое название, сегодня так наушники никто не называет, а значение слова "телефон" несколько специализировалось.
"The phone is on the phone" is one of the best translations i could think of for "headphones". btw the 1:1 translation is "Phone for head". Great video! would love to see more weird headphones like that.
Hi , I would like to see 🙈 and then the other one is a very famous joke about it and get it figured out when I watched it was for the parent and I was about anthrax and then he said that he said he said he would be the best time for you to get the replacement is not 🚭 or do you have no real proof of pounds to get a good one of the MOLESTING rights and the first one of those things to go there and y but it was for a laugh and then I will get it to the store for the parent chunk
4:15 Text on the box: Headphones (Телефон - Phone, Головной - Head but adjective) TDS-16 Orthodynamic (Idk what it means) Stereo 4:23 Text on the manual: Stereo Headphones Orthodynamic ECHO (Name of the headphones) 6:58 Text on the box: Phones Head but adjective Dynamic Stereo Emphyton (Idk) TDS-17
Translation: I don't know how, but Soviet headphones turn typical American jazz into typical Soviet jazz. There's definitely some kind of magic involved here.
Tbh, the sound some of those old headphones produce is maybe not perfect, but those imperfections bring a nice vibe, you really feel like traveling back in time
@@saltycadet5904 USSR never collapsed it was dissolved. Infact the USSR voters voted 63% in favor of the USSR. As well as the majority of it's sattalite states voted for them. I don't think it's a matter of politics however, I just think it's inaccurate too say they collapse... More like they were undemocraticly dissolved. Regardless of support for socialism... Russia only got worse after the USSR.
@@Johnny.Picklez you do realise you just described a country collapsing yes? I mean if the majority of people in it were truly willing and wanting for it to exist (which wasn't even the case, especially in the satellite states run by cartoonish dictators) and it didn't, thats the textbook definition of a state collapsing no? And calling the ussr socialist is the best way to have a bunch of angry communists and socialists explaining to you why that's not the case 😂
@@DimT670 yes very true I just don't like the broad definition atleast some nuisance should be had. And agreed the USSR was never socialist more state capital) / a strange social democracy... It's hard to critique the USSR simply because it was the first of it kind. Either way it's more then just "collapse" as in everyone revolted or however one might assume
NO YOU’RE WRONG I’m a native Russian and I am absolutely sure that телефон головной translates as THE PHONE IS ON THE PHONE давай ты мне тут не выдумывай короче, всё правильно перевелось)))
Кстати а телефон головной, довольно таки дословный перевод Headphones. Было бы забавно, если бы они оставили такой вариант названия а не меняли бы его на наушники. « я купил головной телефон от Маршал, в них звук такой чистый» или что-то на подобии этого)
Fun fact: the ОТК (Отдел Технического Контроля; “Division of Technical Control”) stamp is placed to signify that a product has reached minimum manufacturing requirements, usually meaning to a military standard. Basically a proof that a product has passed quality control, as products that failed the tests wouldn’t be allowed to be sold.
Military? LOL, no. The factories that produced anything for the army had a separate military quality control dept (army folks literally) and civil folks could barely ever get a hold of military qualified products. But if you somehow did you could be pretty sure it was aerospaceworthy quality.
@@gustavevilleneuvedehoff-un5459 lmao not to be that guy, but my grandfather was a telecommunications engineer for the Soviet space program, and he taught me what it meant. I appreciate the input, but it is a stamp to certify that something has been constructed to a military standard.
My Dad can speak Polish (my Dads side of the family is Polish, he was born in Australia and so was I) and somehow my Dad said that Polish is a very simple language even though it really doesn't seem that way. The only things i've picked up from him (and of course my Babcia and Ciocia arguing) is a few swear words they yell out in Polish. All in all, the only thing I can really say i've learnt about speaking Polish is that swearing in Polish is addictive (to me at least).
Ever since I learned the cyrillic alphabet this hurts me, mostly cuz it makes me remember that I did the same thing... (and also makes me realize I cannot speak russian plsdonttellmyteacherthx)
@Cardboard Homestar yes sorry, I have to hold down a button on my keyboard to switch language and it sometimes does not work :/ (But thank you for correction :) )
3:23 says: (Phoneticaly)/(Translation) Telefon-Galavnoy-Ortodynamicheskiy-Stereofonicheskiy / Head-Phone(s)-Orthodynamic-Stereophonic Headphones model was TDS-# You are welcome.
- DankPods reviewing romanian top-tier premium headphones Romanians: Yeaaah, we are here! - DankPods reviewing soviet utilitarian OK-ish headphones Russians: Yeaaah, we are here!
With all my respect to HD600, they were designed to please the users. And TDS 16 were designed to comply with all audio standards, and like any monitor headphones, they will please the professionals. And they are orthodynamic, which means they have extremally smooth frequency response. Three stamps mean that in case headphones are damaged you could got them fixed three times free of charge.
Yes. Not only smooth frequency response but also crisp transients etc. Reasonable comment without stupid jokes and other idiocy. Also these headphones require a good amplifier. I do not remember exactly, but it needs some proper output impedance or something like that. And this guy in the video used some external soundcard which is not made to drive isodynamic speakers
I had old Soviet decked stereo system from 80s. It sounded so nice it was almost unbeliavable. I sold it to an audiophille collectioner and he told me he will use it as his main deck, despite having old Sony and some other professional old decks 😮 There is some special magic or something in those old systems.
The packet in the beginning was Polish!! It means kisiel (a runny sort of jello) with pieces of fruit in it. The flavor is black currant which is very tasty!
@@snichelsticks8653 I have the option to "translate to English" under comments from all languages, idk if that a new update or what it is but it's useful
as a russian, the "головной телефон" text on the box made me realise that this is just a direct translation of "head phone". IM CRYING SPSLAHKSJAKX no wonder that the app couldn't translate it, it was already terribly translated once..
@@voidseeker4394 This is old story was not stupid when at start. First headphones used on first phone station without automatisation - people must say operator where they want to call. And those operators womens use headphones for talking, their hands been busy with wires and switches. Headphones for radio become popular later and not that common
Yep, literally headphones. (Phones mean voice/sound on creece). It's really outdated name even for date of production this tds. First headphones become popular on phone station without atomatics - people talk with operator (who wear headphones) and wires was reroute by hands. When phone station got automatics and headphones for radio/music become more popular people start calling it "наушники" (formed by "on ears") instead of "головные телефоны"
@@voidseeker4394 прямой перевод не звучит тупо. Тупо звучат англоязычные слова, которые имеют прямой перевод либо же аналогию на русском, но все равно не переводятся. Например "донат" или "пай" в кофейнях за место "пончик" и "пирог" - вот что действительно тупо
The "tac" on those headphones actually is read like "tds" and stands for "dynamic stereo headphones". Also, to help you with the sides - П is for right (Правый) and Λ is for left (Левый)
I don't know why, but knowing that the Russian word for Right starts with a P (П) and the Russian equivalent for R looks identical to a P makes me happy.
@@daemonspudguy when i was learning russian, it was nice to remember that left starts with an l (левый/levyy) and the word for right almost starts with an r (правый/pravyy)
Me: live in Russia and every Soviet thing is a rarity and worth a lot Some english speaking guy in YT: look at this new Soviet headphones which I bought for 5$
Mirko Valbusa well, we don't have soviet stuff laying around on the shelfs in the store :) most of them can be found stored in the garage of some elder people or attic out in the countryside.
Хз, их выставляют на барахолках, они есть в каждом доме и до сих пор используемы, сходи на блошиный рынок, там куча вещиц, и стоят они в частности в пределах тех самых 5 долларов
The long cable is a sneaky way to frame your neighbors for treason. You can put rock and roll at max volume, go in their appartment so the neighbors hear the american music through the paper thin walls.
Today was a horrible day. None of the jobs I’ve interviewed for wanted to hire me and it really made me feel worthless. But then this upload made me smile. Thanks Mr. Wade Nixon. You truly are dank.
The polls on the internet is a little bit of the best channels on UA-cam and I was about to say that religion ☯️ is the only thing that I know of the e is a cult and I don't think I have to do you assume you have to do that one Crew in the world 🌍 y tho so I don't think so much but you know what I mean but I don't think 🤔 is not a country but it was not completely sure CJ coo foo ish is well of shit and I was about to say that religion is a very famous thing that is not the best channels ever 🤮 I'm j trolling
@@eublyafar as I said I don't speak Russian so I have no clue what you're saying Nor am I even going to attempt to pronounce any of that because I'm not even sure where to start
@@zen4realfightman426 Translator to help. I say you're right. That sounds funny. As if a schoolboy in an English lesson is trying to read with Russian intonation and clear pronunciation.
@@kjullthedemon As a carrier, I will say: Russian is too simple and twofold at the same time. If we talk about pronunciation - everything is simple and without surprises. Meaning of words.... We can have one word with multiple meanings (for example, like your "red" or "blue" - we have two different colors, and you just have "red"); wordplay is a different story. About grammar and completely silent - it is lighter than yours, but any "but" - tin. Overall, Russian is something between Spanish and German. But given the literary past - and a rather sublime language..... If it's not all about foul language) All in all, success. It will be better to teach by talking to the carrier. So quickly you will begin to realize all sorts of illogicalities and communicate not with your tongue and ears, but with your soul. Especially when the brick falls on the leg :)
As a Russian born Aussie I had so much fun watching this! I can translate if you keen to, but that was the first time in my entire life I saw headphones was called in Russian as "head telephone" on the box. That's totally insane! P.S. Л or /| - for Left, П - for Right :D
7:03 the funniest part about those headphones that they called "telephone" or "head telephone". It's funny because no one calls headphones like that in Russian (headphones are "on-ears" in literal translation). Apparently these headphones are so old that the name is a literal translation of the word "head phone".
@@CaptainReynolds-flyinspace Потому что когда копировали технологию, скопировали и название, бегло проведя его по словарю вместо того, чтобы придумывать собственное. А "наушники" это уже устоявшееся сленговое название.
"head telephone" - this is what they say only at the department of sound engineering in some universities, where one of the elderly teachers with a Soviet education remained) "головные телефоны" - так говорят только на кафедре звукорежиссуры в некоторых вузах, где остался кто-то из преподавателей преклонного возраста с советским образованием) Да и не то чтобы говорят, скорее требуют так писать в курсовых и дипломных работах, но это не обязательное условие, разумеется.
@@terra__ maybe the second variant would be more accurate (or maybe "on-ear-ies"), I don't know how best to translate this. This word ("Naushniki" - "na" is "on", "ush[i]" is "ear[s]") has a "-ik" suffix at the end (upd. "-n" also a suffix), which I think indicates that it is "something that which is worn on the something (ears on this case)". The last "i" indicates plural. One earpiece will simply be "Naushnik".
Those headphones were used when they went to space back in the 60's. They used the long cable to connect the space ship with the control center after it launched.
@MisterSerpent who asked?
@about you can u not
@MisterSerpent I'm not reading that
@MisterSerpent wall of text
@MisterSerpent ok nerd
That cable probably has more range than most Bluetooth headphones
Agreed
Great comment 😂😂
They sound better too
😂😆 🤣
0.16
This isn't Russian
It's the same country as me and your Polski fiat Maluch
So you're wrong
Sorry
Who did this to you fiat? What a monster
The part translated to "the phone is on the phone" literally translates to "phone for head" (aka. headphones)
disappointing
I like the phone is on the phone tho
Man, now I feel like I spoiled the fun. My bad.
Well, now that's going to be my go-to phrase when referring to 'headphones'.
Phone 4head
I like that Soviet electronics has always had detailed instructions (manual). Sometimes there were electronic circuits that could be used for repairs. There were tables with the amplitude-frequency characteristic (AFC)(АЧХ) of audio equipment.
Now it is difficult to find a detailed description of the characteristics if it is cheap electronics.
cause its all shit
Agreed
I prefer this, gives the device a longer life span. In today's market things aren't made to last longer because that's how they get you to buy more shit that's cheaply made and hard to fix
My dad used to own a vinyl player with a built-in amp from the 70s. Videoton or some similar brand. That sucker had a bedsheet-sized wiring diagram and datasheet for its major components.
TBF that was the case with all electronics at one point. My old bang & olufsen record player has the full circuit diagram and other stuff in a little pocket on the inside.
B&O would never give you that stuff these days.
As a polish person hearing you try to pronounce “kisiel z kawałkami owoców” was truly the highlight of my day
Same here kolega
The beginning.... and what i see is Owocowy Kubek
Oh my god znalazłem Polaków!
owocowy kubek is the shit
This comment thread was hijacked by Polacy, dzień dobry
From a Russian friend of mine "It's not TAC, but TDS (Telephones Dynamic Stereophonic) and the box is from another model. But those are legit Soviet-made headphones made for home use."
@@nicolausteslaus okay...?
Also 'Handwritten notes'...I'm not Russian, don't speak Russian but that's clearly the warranty card because in that split second he showed the page, it read something with 'Garantia...' at the beginning.
@@AmstradExin I'm not Russian, but I know Russian I could translate it but it's too much work XD and I'm lazy
@@AmstradExin Yeah, that's a warranty card and two repair tickets for the first and the second year after the purchase.
@@md_hyena I thought warranty vouchers are pretty much the same everywhere? I guess in Australia you don't have warranty on anything. Ha! :D
Gotta love how it's Russian but all the random products at the start are Polish
According to history to the Russians, Poland is Russia
@@floopusdoopus I mean you're not wrong. According to Russians anything that has ever vaguely smelled someone from Russia is Russia.
@@floopusdoopus Well, that's news to me
yes, RUSH P CYKA BLYAT
that makes the video even funnier
As a Czech, hearing you try to pronounce russian words made me spit my coffee. Truly a masteriece.
Polish?
Tož to je v piči xD
Je to tak
Nice.
Um, question, did it actually say, “the phone is on the phone?”
Český koutek tady 😂
That first set of cans really tried to match Bluetooth's 30 ft range, but 40 years before Bluetooth was even invented.
30 ft? I can go well over a hundred feet away from my phone with my earbuds
@MisterSerpent that's a lotta words.
@MisterSerpent ok man belive what you want, imma stick with the cool guys tho.
@MisterSerpent that's a rather imposing wall of text, good sir. Paragraphs would help a lot.
@MisterSerpent listen man i dont like capitalism either but shoving a billion word long essay down everyones throats on some random comment isnt going to change anyones minds
As someone who speaks Russian, watching dankpods being confused at the letter ы is great! Especially if you know that its pronounced like being punched in the stomach really hard
д is a capacitor did it for me
As a Russian да
As someone who speaks Polish it was extremely hilarious when he tried to pronounce words on a packet of kisiel
I couldn't have described the sound of ы better even if I tried. That's perfect holy shit
@Harrison Gist kinda it’s more like a eū sound, I can’t really really describe it that well
Soviet manuals are super awesome. You can even find all schematics and engineering stuff to repair it.
Because it was a different culture. Imagine that I will tell you all the stuffing of the iPhone and how it works. so that you can fix it yourself, which will encourage you to learn new skills, because it is extremely not difficult.. A huge number of engineers and it fell in love with their professions in childhood, reassembling it as a designer. It depends on how the whole world goes to the point that you don't even know how your application works, or the device scares you. This means that everything depends on the honesty of company managers. They can even stuff a bomb and no one except amateur specialists will know it.
I don't want any more Stalins, but Soviet engineering was so cool and honestly inspirational. Out-of-the-box thinking was common, repair and learning encouraged.
Meanwhile Apple would send armed thugs to burn down your house for opening your own iPhone if they could get away with it.
All old electronics were like that around the world. Computers in the 80s like the IBM PC and Commodore 64 came with full service manuals or schematics (respectively).
What's to make sense u just drink vodka till all the letters look normal
@@FutureNaught Also, it's more efficient to add spare parts to a planned economy than whole new products.
As others have also noted, there is one thing that is very cool about the old Soviet tech - it came with a proper instruction manual that often even included complete wiring schematics and repair instructions. I still have couple of Game&Watch clones ("Elektronika") with complete PCB schematics printed in their instruction booklets.
Which makes sense given how expensive and in some cases how long it took for you to get it. The idea kinda was "hey if it's broken you fix it cause you're not buying a new one"
@@audiophile6475 These used to be extremely rare indeed.
also all this stuff was built to last with no planned obsolescence which makes old soviet parts markets very popular for a lot of hobbyists
@@audiophile6475 No 😂 It is just communism. Nobody had exclusive rights, everything in public property. It’s like nowadays during capitalistic regime so-called "open hardware". You also could get any source of computer programs (after dissolve of USSR everyone got access to fantastical code, algorithms for aerodynamic, flows, stealth, etc (in capitalistic countries such code had no price, nobody and never opened it, it cost billions).
@@juliap.5375 "Nobody had exclusive rights, everything in public property."
Stealing was still a crime. "Private" property wasn't a thing, no, but "personal property" existed.
The TDS* 6 gives the impression of standing in an elevator.
*Thanks for the correction.
@about you.
TDS 6*
@KenzieeBear I thought a similar thing! it kinda reminded me of listening to music over the speakers in a grocery store lol
I Instantly thought of the same as soon as they started playing lol
you beat me to it
The ТДС-16 are actually a very interesting pair, still very desirable in Russian audiophile community. There's people who mod the hell out of them and seem to be getting a very solid sound. The reason being their orthodynamic construction (aka isodynamic), a technology not seen much nowadays. Diagram at 5:45 explains very well how they work: a very thin 10um membrane has an electromagnetic coil evenly distributed across its surface. The coil is formed by pattern-etching a thin layer of metal deposition. Then the membrane is sandwiched between two perforated magnets. Very light weight of the membrane in this construction is supposedly very good for accurately reproducing high frequencies, and the uniformity of magnetic field should be good for bass. The most common mod appears to be to stuff some cotton or fabric into the casing to dampen the sound and make them sound less tinny.
Why don't they use that tech anymore
This sounds a lot like planar magnetics, something Dank loves.
Tds
I have learned more from this comment than a whole year of school
@@evgenyfavorsky422 yes, I know they’re different. I was just stating that it was rather similar.
this is the most expressive pair of talking hands i’ve ever seen
@@whatsallthebrouhaha "optimistic"
you don’t want to feel or see my dads when they’re angry
You should check out exotic lair. Quite interesting hands there too
@@TheBongMong 💀💀💀
My grandfather was a musician and he had various Soviet audio devices. And once he gave me huge and super uncomfortable Soviet headphones, I already forgot the name. I immediately put them on the shelf and forgot. And then, somehow it happened that my Razor headphones broke, I remembered those that had a big jack, I cut them through the adapter, and damn it, the razor didn’t have such a clear sound, it was some kind of ancient magic . Moreover, I could even hear from which side the opponents were moving, as in modern gaming headphones. Then someone threw these headphones out of their parents like trash. It's a pity.
what? can you rewrite the last sentence, it's grammatically incorrect
@@sudormrf This is not my native language. I don't give a shit.
The reply is 💀
@@NovaAeternus Man I'm not a grammar Nazi, I have been scrutinising the last sentence for 2 minutes and I don't get it.
@@sudormrf nah, I tapped on him and his other comment on the channel seems to be saying "I'm not a native I don't care"
which made me think it's a weird shadow reply here
The tac 16 and 17 have the most soviet feeling packaging I've ever seen
It's why they look 70 years old when they are actually 30 lol
"The phone is on the phone" tells me everything I need to know tbch
ТДС transliterates to TDS. The dankness is real in this episode. Nothing like a little self deprecating humor.
I'm honestly surprised this kind of packaging hasn't made a comeback for hipster bait
@@salsamancer actually soviet vibe is popular in some Russian nerd groups lol
Didn't catch hipster attention because it's not nostalgic for foreigners
As a Russian, watching how the app desperately tries to translate the text is hilarious
О, неужели, русские и здесь.
@@ViktorKozh Я ещё двух знаю, кто его смотрит 🤠
hardbass?
@@Ashley_2005. at least try to be more creative with your jokes 🙄
like i didn't heard people mentioning hardbass a thousand times before
What does it actually say though?
In Soviet radioengineering teminology, headphones were literally called HEAD PHONES (ГОЛОВНЫЕ ТЕЛЕФОНЫ), while now they are called Наушники which means something like Earflaps.
Наушники = earwear
@@MrOverfloater спасибо, долго искал, как перевести.
Хз, учителя постоянно говорили headphones
@@Koz1x85 ну, учителя - не радиоинженеры. Мой препод подкрывался красной сыпью, когда слышал «наушники».
Вроде формально их ещё иногда называют "головными телефонами"
You just can't beat old Soviet graphic design. Just so clean and still interesting looking
Utilitarian.
that translator is so unbelievably far off its killing me
What does it say? Share your secrets with us, wise one!
I wonder if Google Translate would do a better job.
@@Liggliluff Yeah it did. The second one says "Phone Head" = Headphone
@@Liggliluff It does a way better job, lol. I paused the video and held the app up to the screen and it translated pretty well
@@ExDementia666 yup, tried it also. It's funny that they are actually called Tac :)))))
russian headphones be like: you want clarity? yes you get clarity
This is why I love magnetoplanar headphones
they're probably for like radio comunication, vus, bass is irelavant.
@@rocknrevolt938 Yup. And actually it was some models for music but it was hard to get. And I think now it cost much more than that we have on video.
@@bubsy3861 the first one was for voice but the second and third ones were for music. The third one is a regular dynamic driver with that classic 80s portable stereo pack-in look, but the second pair is orthodynamic/isodynamic/planar and has a rather good reproduction. Plus the latter two had documentation about how to wire them up to various types of inputs!
@@kaitlyn__L Well, they all sells free in shops. And yes, instructions always been like that) I actually mean something more rear and interesting like TDK 3 that was limited in open sell) I mean it’s originally was a professional solution, but as I know was really good in case of music.
I would buy a shirt with “the phone is on the phone” on it and wear it proudly
Ideally with an old cable phone headpiece holding a smaller cable phone headpiece against its own "head" as if it's using the smaller phone.
What does it even mean though? Has to be something mistranslated
@@Eucalypticaz wow so observant of you, by any chance did you even watch the video?
@@throwshitatthewall Yes. Did you read my comment? Douche.
But where is the phone????
As a Polish person knowing russian, this video is a combo of hillaroiusness.
Я прямо ждал, когда переведут фразу на 4:00 ))) Старое название, сегодня так наушники никто не называет, а значение слова "телефон" несколько специализировалось.
@@ГригорийШумилов-ф5рИ переводчик делает классно. Очень полезный. ))
On nazwał nas wschodnimi europejczykami... Nie możemy tolerować takiej dyskryminacji!
@@rota5439 w pewnym sensie to miał on rację
w końcu byliśmy po wschodniej stronie żelaznej kurtyny
dokładnie
@@rota5439
"ТДС" is actually the russian letters "TDS" but honestly i just love when he says TAC so I say keep it like that!
Yes
Yeah but why they cut the d in half ? Like it was not already enough complicated to recognize your letters!
@@powerfuel297 well uh, it's a completely different alphabet. cyrillic. it's got more characters than your standard alphabet.
@@powerfuel297 its a different way of writing it! like how there r two different ways to write an a
@@powerfuel297 cyril was greek, he moved to Belarus to develop a slavic alphabet, based off the greek alphabet.
It's TDS - 6
Правый - Right (Л - L П-P (R) )
Эхо - Echo
Nearly - Р is R (п is P). But yes, they are ТДС (TDS) headphones.
what
That explanation doesn't make it 100% clear 😂
(I speak Russian)
Noo guys please :)
@@MT-cd7cs ok Д = D, П=P, Р=R, Я=YA
"The phone is on the phone" is one of the best translations i could think of for "headphones". btw the 1:1 translation is "Phone for head".
Great video! would love to see more weird headphones like that.
Hi , I would like to see 🙈 and then the other one is a very famous joke about it and get it figured out when I watched it was for the parent and I was about anthrax and then he said that he said he said he would be the best time for you to get the replacement is not 🚭 or do you have no real proof of pounds to get a good one of the MOLESTING rights and the first one of those things to go there and y but it was for a laugh and then I will get it to the store for the parent chunk
@@Ben4A what in the actual fuck does that mean
If you think about it the phone really was on the phone (the iPhone was on the headphones)
4:15
Text on the box: Headphones (Телефон - Phone, Головной - Head but adjective) TDS-16
Orthodynamic (Idk what it means)
Stereo
4:23
Text on the manual:
Stereo Headphones
Orthodynamic
ECHO (Name of the headphones)
6:58
Text on the box:
Phones
Head but adjective
Dynamic
Stereo
Emphyton (Idk)
TDS-17
You literally found the worst translator app to translate "Dynamic stereophonic head phones" from russian.
According to him this was the original Apple translation app
Fr i dont even speak Russian and knew what it said
@@khmerkandal121 ooooof Google has a similar thing why didn't apple just jack that and slap their name on it?
@@khmerkandal121 Omg. Feel sorry for Apple users even more.
@@Lomionz I mean all apple Users i talked to said: "They prefer iOS and can live with the cons" So.. no need for feeling sorry
Не знаю как, но советские наушники превращают типичный американский джаз, в типичный советский джаз. Тут определённо замешана какая-то магия
Советская магия
IN America, you dance to jazz
IN MOTHER RUSSIA, JAZZ DANCES TO YOU
Although gotta say, it doesn't sound that bad.
@@roninpainting yes, magic
Translation: I don't know how, but Soviet headphones turn typical American jazz into typical Soviet jazz. There's definitely some kind of magic involved here.
@@teosinh they were magician
DankPods: Sees a Russian "D"
DankPods: "Thats a capacitor".
That made me laugh
Russian language: TDS
DankPods: TAC!
It's a Д
ЗДРАСТИ
ayeeee
@@Alex_Geforce capacitor from a motherboard woah unicode added even a capacitor symbol
The Russian headphones while playing the jazz music sounds like you're in a silent film and i love it
"My bad, I had it set to Australian to Russian"
Mmm yes, my favorite language, Australian. That's almost as good as American.
But australian american etc is slightly modified english
Thats the joke
Unitedkingdomian is my favorurite language od then all
You're speaking english sorry 😅
@DangerDark817 no i mean hes speaking american english
For those who don't know:
1: TDS-6 (1987, Impulse)
2: TDS-16 (1985, Ekho)
3: TDS-17 (1991, Amfiton)
Damn even the names are cool
Но в ролике "Амфитон" - 1990 года выпуска...
Conor?! What are you doing here?
yes
@@martintheyoshi5930 Being gud birby!
OWOCOW
вы проверили. и пытаетесь сделать мемы, блин.
shut up
@@Brian-jv8iy what i am not speaking eastern, I am speaking Russian.
@@evil1st you saying to me?
@@kreuner11 ???
Tbh, the sound some of those old headphones produce is maybe not perfect, but those imperfections bring a nice vibe, you really feel like traveling back in time
i like how the headphones start to look cheaper and cheaper as they get newer
The dissolution of the USSR and just the general liberazation of the economy kinda fucked products over
Its almost like the country that made them was slowly collapsing lol
@@saltycadet5904 USSR never collapsed it was dissolved. Infact the USSR voters voted 63% in favor of the USSR. As well as the majority of it's sattalite states voted for them. I don't think it's a matter of politics however, I just think it's inaccurate too say they collapse... More like they were undemocraticly dissolved. Regardless of support for socialism... Russia only got worse after the USSR.
@@Johnny.Picklez you do realise you just described a country collapsing yes?
I mean if the majority of people in it were truly willing and wanting for it to exist (which wasn't even the case, especially in the satellite states run by cartoonish dictators) and it didn't, thats the textbook definition of a state collapsing no?
And calling the ussr socialist is the best way to have a bunch of angry communists and socialists explaining to you why that's not the case 😂
@@DimT670 yes very true I just don't like the broad definition atleast some nuisance should be had. And agreed the USSR was never socialist more state capital) / a strange social democracy... It's hard to critique the USSR simply because it was the first of it kind. Either way it's more then just "collapse" as in everyone revolted or however one might assume
Me, who knows nothing about good sound quality: "Hmm, sounds spacey"
On a phone speaker they sound better than the senny (sennhei
just take the hd600 as top tier and compare
I for some reason have really specific likes and hates for headphones, and all I can tell is quiet, and I don't like the tac 6,
Thought the same. Lol
I know nothing about good sound either but why do i think it sounds better
Ортодинамический- orthodynamic
Стереофонический- stereophonetic (guess its just stereo sound)
Телефон головный- literally head phone
NO YOU’RE WRONG I’m a native Russian and I am absolutely sure that телефон головной translates as THE PHONE IS ON THE PHONE
давай ты мне тут не выдумывай короче, всё правильно перевелось)))
Ну если точнее, то phone is on the head
@@o0Vanver0o эээм нет вообщем-то. Удали комментарий пожалуйста, не позорься клоун
@@ukaz1400 Телефон give téléphone (phone) in french in standard alphabet
Кстати а телефон головной, довольно таки дословный перевод Headphones. Было бы забавно, если бы они оставили такой вариант названия а не меняли бы его на наушники. « я купил головной телефон от Маршал, в них звук такой чистый» или что-то на подобии этого)
0:47 As someone who learned Russian a while ago (I am not Russian) that doesn’t say TAC-6, it says ТДС•6, which is pronounced TDC.
Its TDS :D
@@v4trice yeah my Russian is a little rusty so I must have forgotten a few sounds
"Expectation is the gateway to disappointment." I'm stealing that, that's mine now.
I expected nothing from you and i'm still disappointed.
Ours
It’s *ours* now *we* saw the video
I think mkbhd came up with that
That's highway robbery! How dare you!!
I’m scared because the TAC 17 sound actually decent.
Its not even tac, but tds 17
Now I am afraid that the TAC 18 will outperform the Hurdurr sixhungos and the TAC 19 will outperform the Sennheiser Orpheus 2
TDS!
@@TheIdiotBehindTheScreen too late, it's forever tac now
@@thetankhunter100 tac gang
Fun fact: the ОТК (Отдел Технического Контроля; “Division of Technical Control”) stamp is placed to signify that a product has reached minimum manufacturing requirements, usually meaning to a military standard. Basically a proof that a product has passed quality control, as products that failed the tests wouldn’t be allowed to be sold.
We have something similar in India too. The BIS (Bureau of Indian Standards) does the same. Probably was inspired from Soviet Russia.
So it's basically "QA Passed" stamp.
Military? LOL, no. The factories that produced anything for the army had a separate military quality control dept (army folks literally) and civil folks could barely ever get a hold of military qualified products. But if you somehow did you could be pretty sure it was aerospaceworthy quality.
yes lol they wouldn't allow low quality products in communist times to be sold :)))))))))
@@gustavevilleneuvedehoff-un5459 lmao not to be that guy, but my grandfather was a telecommunications engineer for the Soviet space program, and he taught me what it meant. I appreciate the input, but it is a stamp to certify that something has been constructed to a military standard.
Hearing that attempt at Polish in beginning felt like 1 Grit pounding into my brain
As a person who both speaks Russian and Polish, I find that pronunciation extremely hilarious
(600 likes, damn :o)
U managed to escape the gulag?
@@Rami7605 i guess he did
Mi też
My Dad can speak Polish (my Dads side of the family is Polish, he was born in Australia and so was I) and somehow my Dad said that Polish is a very simple language even though it really doesn't seem that way. The only things i've picked up from him (and of course my Babcia and Ciocia arguing) is a few swear words they yell out in Polish. All in all, the only thing I can really say i've learnt about speaking Polish is that swearing in Polish is addictive (to me at least).
I also speak polish
-Comrade we have to talk about ergonomics.
-Not everyone has the same shape of ears.
-In the beginning yes.
-Comrade we have to talk about ergonomics
-OWOCOW
bojler eladó
Я хохотал до слёз, когда он пытался "читать" кириллицу, и когда его переводчик изобретал какие-то невероятные слова и конструкции)
Для публики читал. Так как его публика наверно живет еще в 20 веке...
прям до слез? везет же тебе, ты, наверное, из тех, кому палец покажи - ему смешно
@@Barian666 Вроде того) Разумеется, палец должен быть смешной
Правда, смешно ))
Ew, rasian
Удивительно увидеть наушники из детства в англоязычном обзоре ! Оказывается это раритет , нужно поискать на старых полках ❤
The fact he called them tac instead of tds hurts my Russian ears lmao
And that E wasn't upside down, you're just in Australia
Tds?
Ever since I learned the cyrillic alphabet this hurts me, mostly cuz it makes me remember that I did the same thing... (and also makes me realize I cannot speak russian plsdonttellmyteacherthx)
@Cardboard Homestar yes sorry, I have to hold down a button on my keyboard to switch language and it sometimes does not work :/
(But thank you for correction :) )
I feel you, I'm Bulgarian and it still was painful. Also it's more like TDS, not TDC
@@ЗвезделинаБожилова здрасти 🙃
I’m Russian, and you trying to pronounce those words absolutely made my day 😂 🇦🇺 🤝 🇷🇺
Stolen comment
@@sloth9093 no u dum
@@sloth9093 when u realise that there are more than 1 Russian person that exist
@@bensonious_ 👀
Ну и что там написано!
As a Russian this has an extra layer of entertainment to watch
Can u give the translation
@@SadMark011 for what exactly?
@@jamesandersonjr.1350 anything
Saaame
Когда я увидел видео я сразу на него нажал
3:23 says: (Phoneticaly)/(Translation)
Telefon-Galavnoy-Ortodynamicheskiy-Stereofonicheskiy / Head-Phone(s)-Orthodynamic-Stereophonic
Headphones model was TDS-#
You are welcome.
"Orthodontic stereofOnterian" sounds like a System of a Down bootleg
ortodynamic
stereophonic*
@@marsh346 mate i know, i quoted the translator
Panic at The Abortion Clinic
@@linokuma6559 Blink 182 times if youre being held hostage
@@bitneerg :). Anyway you love my sunglasses today? It fit my head really tight
- DankPods reviewing romanian top-tier premium headphones
Romanians: Yeaaah, we are here!
- DankPods reviewing soviet utilitarian OK-ish headphones
Russians: Yeaaah, we are here!
Și încă suntem aici :))
I could imagine what Yugoslav headphones would be like, if they exist.
Yeah we are here сука блять нахуй)))
Also Polish people when owo cow, ŁŁ and Maluch
@F_A_L_S_C Don't remind me of that nightmare...
Dank: *RANDOM NOISES WHILE TRYING TO READ RUSSIAN*
You’re telling me he can’t speak perfect Russian
@@envysins6411 Right I think his Russian is fucking amazing and that's coming from a guy who can't speak Russian at all :)
it's polish not russian lmao
edit literally 2 secs after posting: i am somewhat dumb there's also tons of russian in the video LMAO
11:04 frank is a she?
@@CALCIUMMAN yeah, but like, how’d u only figure that out now
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“The phone is on the Phone” is the best Doors song.
"The phone is on the phone, it's phone is phoning like a phone"
Way he said it its like that one song from Need for speed Underground 2
@@Itwasscatters that one's a remix of the one by The Doors
ua-cam.com/video/4-oREcfGd9w/v-deo.html lol
Legit is almost a song
as a Polish person, i have to say that your pronunciation was perfect at the beginning XD
I am also a polish person bit live in England and my fav was how he pronounced WW like seriously
@MisterSerpent n
@MisterSerpent one of my favourite copypastas
With all my respect to HD600, they were designed to please the users. And TDS 16 were designed to comply with all audio standards, and like any monitor headphones, they will please the professionals. And they are orthodynamic, which means they have extremally smooth frequency response. Three stamps mean that in case headphones are damaged you could got them fixed three times free of charge.
Yes. Not only smooth frequency response but also crisp transients etc. Reasonable comment without stupid jokes and other idiocy. Also these headphones require a good amplifier. I do not remember exactly, but it needs some proper output impedance or something like that. And this guy in the video used some external soundcard which is not made to drive isodynamic speakers
I had old Soviet decked stereo system from 80s. It sounded so nice it was almost unbeliavable. I sold it to an audiophille collectioner and he told me he will use it as his main deck, despite having old Sony and some other professional old decks 😮 There is some special magic or something in those old systems.
Soviet decked systems have correctly calculated volume to nice sound, but sometimes you need to change speakers to more modern one.
"That can't be one word!"
Wait until he sees a German dictionary...
Entgegengegangen
@@eldarlrd auseinandergesetzt
Diamond pickaxe in german?
@@JULR0W Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän
@@eemeli7093 Diamantspitzhacke
The packet in the beginning was Polish!! It means kisiel (a runny sort of jello) with pieces of fruit in it. The flavor is black currant which is very tasty!
Name of the product itself is "Gorący kubek" or "Hot Cup"
And your pronunciation of "Kisiel z kawałkami owoców" was very good for a person who never learned polish!
@Cardboard Homestar Well, some people in Poland (including me) eat it even hot, not warm!
@@ester7684 well you dont have to explain every Word on the package you know
@@memnosyne Ofc I know, but I guessed it may be an interesting topic for someone not really familiar with eastern European culture
"That's not a letter, that's a capacitor" 😂
Д
They write capacitor in Russia with a d?
I mean, I don't know any russian, but д is a d
@@HappyBeezerStudios well, actually there is Д in конДенсатор, which means capacitor
I lost it when he said that lol
*Д*
5:57 Л or this funky looking /| stands for "Левый" which is left, and П is "Правый" which is "Right" :)
I literally gasped when I saw the Floats. I can't freaking wait!
He finally got the floats
@about you go away
@MisterSerpent tl;dr
So excited
@MisterSerpent remember that one time where communism starved millions of people to death?
Yea that was cool, lets not do that again.
Обожаю когда кто то пытается понять русский язык
О,здарова майор)
@@artemchik365 Ну здаров
Привет майор. Для нас, японско-польско-марсианского шпионского сообщества, понимание русского языка не составляет труда.
@@konradschmidt3919 ага)
Привет майор. Для нас, японско-польско-марсианского шпионского сообщества, понимание русского языка не составляет труда.
I love how he didn't just use Google translate to translate the box; it had to be some obscure app
not obscure! stock apple translator :) thank u based steve jobs
@@33screamingfrogs34Those were some of the worst Russian translations I've ever seen so maybe it should've been Google, lol
He said it’s “itranslate”
@@watsonwrote it should have been. I've been using it to translate Russian comments on this video and it works astoundingly well
@@snichelsticks8653 I have the option to "translate to English" under comments from all languages, idk if that a new update or what it is but it's useful
as a russian, the "головной телефон" text on the box made me realise that this is just a direct translation of "head phone". IM CRYING SPSLAHKSJAKX no wonder that the app couldn't translate it, it was already terribly translated once..
Fun fact: those 4 rockets are called “Korolev’s cross”.
And it's a beauty.
*SECRET, DONT TELL ANYONE!*
“And I took that personally”
"the phone is on the phone" line actually says "the phone of the head" they translated headphones literally lmao
@@Real_Eggman 4:00
That literal translation was popular in USSR for some reason, it isn't in use now. Maybe realised how stupid it sounds in russian.
@@voidseeker4394 This is old story was not stupid when at start. First headphones used on first phone station without automatisation - people must say operator where they want to call. And those operators womens use headphones for talking, their hands been busy with wires and switches.
Headphones for radio become popular later and not that common
Yep, literally headphones. (Phones mean voice/sound on creece). It's really outdated name even for date of production this tds.
First headphones become popular on phone station without atomatics - people talk with operator (who wear headphones) and wires was reroute by hands.
When phone station got automatics and headphones for radio/music become more popular people start calling it "наушники" (formed by "on ears") instead of "головные телефоны"
@@voidseeker4394 прямой перевод не звучит тупо. Тупо звучат англоязычные слова, которые имеют прямой перевод либо же аналогию на русском, но все равно не переводятся. Например "донат" или "пай" в кофейнях за место "пончик" и "пирог" - вот что действительно тупо
то как ты читаешь русские слова, это просто прекрасно, продолжай в том же духе.
Под этим солнцем и небом мы тепло приветствуем тебя .
тебе срать в рот, ты будешь глотать и улыбаться.
@@HECKAKYH-ADEKBATEH ему не обязательно повторять твой опыт. Можно остановиться на тебе.
@@CountetPK тебе до моего опыта как пешком до луны. если не въехал, англ мешает русский с калом, а этот умиляется как шл123ха от золотого дождя.
@@HECKAKYH-ADEKBATEHтоже не понял прикола. Человек чуть ли не рыгает вместо слов, и типа это язык. Хаха, вот здорово….
@@westerxxx9220 🤝
You summoned every Polish person on UA-cam with this kisiel
*Whomst has summoned me*
He already did with the Maluch :D
A co, nie ma nic lepszego niż kocyk, TV, i kisielek w chłodny wieczór!
Kit katy nie mają podjazdu do wafelków WW
ŁYŁY
The "tac" on those headphones actually is read like "tds" and stands for "dynamic stereo headphones". Also, to help you with the sides - П is for right (Правый) and Λ is for left (Левый)
охуенно ты написал Л. Прям по-гречески
@@notme-mx9ye я ее то ли с вики скопировал, то ли из двух косых составил)
@@notme-mx9ye ХАХХАХАХАХАХАХ
I don't know why, but knowing that the Russian word for Right starts with a P (П) and the Russian equivalent for R looks identical to a P makes me happy.
@@daemonspudguy when i was learning russian, it was nice to remember that left starts with an l (левый/levyy) and the word for right almost starts with an r (правый/pravyy)
Today’s word of the day: Burdensome. “distressing; troublesome”
@I complete stop spamming this in all of the comments, at least spam hardbass or soviet anthem
@@TheIdiotBehindTheScreen speaking of hardbass may i recommend anything from uamee
@@LilTachanka are you, by any chance, also the people of boris kind?
@@eigengrau7698 *GASPS* How Did He Know ,yes
@@LilTachanka COMRADE
7:11 Нарушил аутентичность картонной коробки, варвар буржуйский!!!
The way you pronounced the Polish words is entertaining!
"OWOCOW"
"NATURY"
OwO cow?
@@senpaidarken9410 UwU
@@senpaidarken9410 the pathOwOgen is spreading into Dank’s channel. The plan is going well.
wdym that's how you pronounce them
Taaaak
Me: live in Russia and every Soviet thing is a rarity and worth a lot
Some english speaking guy in YT: look at this new Soviet headphones which I bought for 5$
Yeah, especially sealed ones 😨
Mirko Valbusa well, we don't have soviet stuff laying around on the shelfs in the store :) most of them can be found stored in the garage of some elder people or attic out in the countryside.
*Australian speaking
Хз, их выставляют на барахолках, они есть в каждом доме и до сих пор используемы, сходи на блошиный рынок, там куча вещиц, и стоят они в частности в пределах тех самых 5 долларов
@@annamnch Ключевое слово - "NEW". Очень сильно вряд ли можно найти на барахолке запакованные уши.
Those TAC-6 sound like the drivers were liberated from only the finest elevators.
The long cable is a sneaky way to frame your neighbors for treason. You can put rock and roll at max volume, go in their appartment so the neighbors hear the american music through the paper thin walls.
"Paper thin walls" I'm sorry, American dog, you're the only ones who build houses out of cardboard and glued saw dust.
"The phone is on the phone" is the funniest shit i've ever heard
Agreed
Im russian and these translations were really bullshit. The phone is on the phone is Headphones
PP
@@ssxxzdsc to be fair the direct translation would be "phone of the head"
It says “Head Phone”
3:38 That "E" really got me lmao
Ikr
Reading cyrylic as if it was Latin should be considered war crime.
It is a war crime
you're right, and what about writing latin using similar-looking letters from cyrylic?
@@wojwesoly Алсо а вар зримн
@@PineappleDealer37 it's so confusing when you can read cyrylic properly lol
@@wojwesoly the virgin fake cyrylic vs the chad writing english in cyrylic
Fun fact: “ТДС” is actually “TDS” written in Cyrillic (the script that Russian uses), even though it looks like it says “TAC”.
imagine taking a walk, and your laptop gets tugged off the desk as you reach the shop
Today was a horrible day. None of the jobs I’ve interviewed for wanted to hire me and it really made me feel worthless. But then this upload made me smile.
Thanks Mr. Wade Nixon. You truly are dank.
Capitalism is great evil
@@RhizometricReality Come to Eastern Europe
seeing English speakers thinking that Cyrillic is just a font is amazing
The polls on the internet is a little bit of the best channels on UA-cam and I was about to say that religion ☯️ is the only thing that I know of the e is a cult and I don't think I have to do you assume you have to do that one Crew in the world 🌍 y tho so I don't think so much but you know what I mean but I don't think 🤔 is not a country but it was not completely sure CJ coo foo ish is well of shit and I was about to say that religion is a very famous thing that is not the best channels ever 🤮
I'm j trolling
Isп'т Сугilliс jиsт а fопт?
@@Chamieiniibet This hurts my Russian speaking brain
@@EM-xr1jp на-на! Уои аге шеак! Му ьiliпgиаl ьгаiп is тотаllу окау.
Obviously he knows that’s not how it works he’s just doing a bit
4:03 - the phone is in the phone! AAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH
I was laughing as hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm not Russian at all but it's still hilarious to hear him more than likely mispronounce these words
Звучало так словно школьник на уроке английского читает слова с русским произношением. Так что да, забавно)
@@eublyafar as I said I don't speak Russian so I have no clue what you're saying Nor am I even going to attempt to pronounce any of that because I'm not even sure where to start
@@zen4realfightman426 Translator to help. I say you're right. That sounds funny. As if a schoolboy in an English lesson is trying to read with Russian intonation and clear pronunciation.
@@eublyafar I've been learning Russian for 2 months now, and I still feel lost with the language. It's very different from English.
@@kjullthedemon As a carrier, I will say: Russian is too simple and twofold at the same time. If we talk about pronunciation - everything is simple and without surprises. Meaning of words.... We can have one word with multiple meanings (for example, like your "red" or "blue" - we have two different colors, and you just have "red"); wordplay is a different story. About grammar and completely silent - it is lighter than yours, but any "but" - tin.
Overall, Russian is something between Spanish and German. But given the literary past - and a rather sublime language..... If it's not all about foul language)
All in all, success. It will be better to teach by talking to the carrier. So quickly you will begin to realize all sorts of illogicalities and communicate not with your tongue and ears, but with your soul. Especially when the brick falls on the leg :)
*Weird to think these headphones survived while the USSR didn’t*
@about you Oh you believe in sky daddy too.
You should see Vostok watches. They still make field watches from the 50s, complete with patriotic military faces from the Soviet era.
@@kingedwin I knew someone was going to mention those old Russian watches!
blame the reformists for that.
Oof
I’ve never seen headphones that perfectly replicate elevator music speakers
Yeah, I was like, wait, why does that sound familiar
Especially with that song, it just matches
Elevator experience but at home
This perfectly describes what I was thinking too!
Dankpods struggling with Cyrillic
Western bois when they see any one of over 50 Cyrillic languages: _ah, it's Russian_
What about those words that are the same across multiple Slavic languages?
@@witherman4406 Some words are the same between West Germanic languages too (English, German, etc). Not sure what your point is.
@MentalVoxel if someone didn't recognize the English alphabet, German and English would look almost identical.
Русский довольно простой язык, не понимаю о чем ты)
А ты знаток
Alternative title: DankPods struggles with Russian for 11 minutes straight.
With the start being Polish
Хахаха 🤣
“The phone is on the phone” legit made me cry of laughter 😂😂😂
The floor is made of floor.
Kinda reminds me of that one Rick and morty episode
Poor Polosh people being dissrespected by random ozzie
As a Russian born Aussie I had so much fun watching this! I can translate if you keen to, but that was the first time in my entire life I saw headphones was called in Russian as "head telephone" on the box. That's totally insane!
P.S. Л or /| - for Left, П - for Right :D
Просто в электротехнике динамики/источники звука называются "Телефон"
And Д is a CAPACITOR!!! Ахаха
The TAC6 sounds like listening to all of your music in an elevator
For the very purpose of mastering your audio to fit an elevator, its genius.
TDS6
@@GamingFINE is that what it translates to? Kewl
I also wasn’t prepared for how good the lasts one actually sounded.
7:03 the funniest part about those headphones that they called "telephone" or "head telephone". It's funny because no one calls headphones like that in Russian (headphones are "on-ears" in literal translation).
Apparently these headphones are so old that the name is a literal translation of the word "head phone".
Блин, а я ещё думал, почему там написано телефоны?)))
@@CaptainReynolds-flyinspace Потому что когда копировали технологию, скопировали и название, бегло проведя его по словарю вместо того, чтобы придумывать собственное. А "наушники" это уже устоявшееся сленговое название.
"head telephone" - this is what they say only at the department of sound engineering in some universities, where one of the elderly teachers with a Soviet education remained)
"головные телефоны" - так говорят только на кафедре звукорежиссуры в некоторых вузах, где остался кто-то из преподавателей преклонного возраста с советским образованием) Да и не то чтобы говорят, скорее требуют так писать в курсовых и дипломных работах, но это не обязательное условие, разумеется.
"on-ears" or "on-ears-ies"? if you have only one earbud left its "on-ear-y" I think? :))
"on-ear-ing" smh
@@terra__ maybe the second variant would be more accurate (or maybe "on-ear-ies"), I don't know how best to translate this. This word ("Naushniki" - "na" is "on", "ush[i]" is "ear[s]") has a "-ik" suffix at the end (upd. "-n" also a suffix), which I think indicates that it is "something that which is worn on the something (ears on this case)". The last "i" indicates plural. One earpiece will simply be "Naushnik".