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If you ever test kids' headphones again, you should add "chewing on the chord" to the "man-child tantrum" test. Chewing on the chord is how my child ruined her last two sets of headphones.
Dankpods drinking game: EASY: Drink whenever... - he's talking about how our ears face forward - he's tears a manual in half - he's screaming at a text on some box or in some manual - he's "ah my pkcell" - he's getting the Sexy Speaker - he gets the "Freakish Ears-on-a-stand" - he's talking about him being a musician - he's pointing out if an aux cable is gold plated or not MEDIUM: Drink whenever... - he's talking about sound-quality - he get’s off-topic - he says “my boi” - he's yelling into a microphone - he blows up an earphone - he thinks that the biggest companies make the worst crap - he talks about iPod nanos - he brings up something better as a comparison to what he is reviewing - he breaks something on purpose with or without the 1grit - he says stuff about the cable HARD: Drink whenever... - the HD-Six-Hungos are better - he talks about iPods - he starts singing and screaming random gibberish - when the stinkphones are sounding shit - when the stinkphones sound like kid's percussions - when Frank IMPOSSIBLE: Drink whenever... - it's never enough
Bloody oath. There's a kids channel on tv I usually watch whenever my internet's not working and sometimes there's enjoyable stuff and sometimes weird stuff.
I like the ones that are full sized but also for kids. There are few things more hilarious than watching my four-year-old jam out while she also desperately tries to keep them in place.
I just outright had my 4 year old little sister wear my k701s and then my dt770s and it's hilarious. She loved them though, but they absolutely wouldn't stay on if she jammed out too hard.
I was watching Ashens do a headphone test the other day, imagine my disappointment when he tested the mic and it wasn’t Dankpods doing a story. Never mind Spider-Man that’s the collab we need.
The reason I think the JBLs did as good as they did against the "Tantrum Test" is actually BECAUSE of its moving parts. When the impact came in there were loose joints that the force could be dispersed through meaning the parts can bounce safely, the rigid ones had no give, so all the force was absorbed by the material, meaning there was no dispersion, no bounce, so they broke.
it’s absolutely hilarious to me that he compares $10 kiddie headphones from kmart to professional level quality $400+ headphones. poor kmart nuggets never stood a chance from the start
10$ kiddie headphones my backside, those are the same price as decent audio gear. Yes the comparison with old mate sanny is still unfair, but that's the reference he uses with all headphones, it's not there because it's competing in the same segment.
There needs to be a children's audiophile pair, able to fit small heads, able to "last", have fairly balanced and clear sound and not be so loud that they damage their hearing
I gotta hand it to JBL. As much as I hate their 3 inch long cables, they know how to make durable products. I have a set of their wireless buds that are almost 2 years old now and for how much paint I've gotten on them and how many times I've dropped the buds themselves onto the floor, they still sound great and don't show one bit of wear other than the little bits of paint in the button crevices that I can't get out
I've had not one, not two, but three pairs of their wired earbuds and they all have died within six months to a year. So I'm not that sure about they making durable products
@@skelector I've been using jbl for around 5 years, the wired headphones are good but they die in one ear within a year. I got a bluetooth pair and they have not broken except for the foam wearing down over use.
5:45 hey its a pair ive used before! Really cheap sounding, really annoying because they constantly whine at you when they are like 50% battery, but actually really comfortable for laying down. Yeah these where my sleep headphones for a while.
They don't sound THAT bad. Gifted them to my cousin an ended up listening a out an hour to my own music, hehe. They have bass, mids, treble, it's all there and somehow okay for 50 bucks. Can recomend the TUNE 600BTNC or something in that range, if you want something really cheap with anc and usable sound.
Mate, I found out HyperX made a planar magnetic gaming headset in a mixmax with Audeze. That's got to be something you have to put on your to do list, they sound insane! Also, as a former fat kid, I'm glad they're making headphone for kids with overdeveloped heads.
JBL are surprisingly good more than I realised. I recently bought a new gaming head sets by JBL and they are so good. They are really comfortable and have great quality sound.
Those JBLs look like a reskinned version of the regular ones they sell, and I can say from experience, those mfs are durable as hell. My pair went with me to school, and all sorts of places. Hung around my neck, dropped a million times, shoved in bags, and worn all day for 2+ years. Eventually, it was the battery that gave out, but I was seriously wearing them like every second of the day, so I would not be surprised to see them last years. They were just some random wireless $50 AUD headphones I picked up from Officeworks.
I have a pair of those JBLs (the regular version, not the kiddies one) and I've had it for 3 years now. It's built to last considering how rackety it sounds. The ear pads wore out after 2 years but they sell replacements for it for next to nothing (on Wish/Aliexpress at least)
I have the cheaper/older version of those headphones for like 4 years now they are completely buggy, pads are dead and some plastic broke but I still use them everyday.
the reason why the jbls held is honestly probably the hinges. for one, moving bits like hinges are often reinforced with metal or harder plastic on "higher end products" (aka anything thats not a rally cheap bootleg), and even if they arent, they have more points to give naturally rather than breaking.
There is only one real set of kids' headphones that I'm aware of, the JVC HA-KD10. Not only it fits little people's heads properly but it has a small brainbox that regulates the volume to the drivers - e.g. even if you start the music at full blast it will gradually increase the signal to the drivers. It also has its own volume knob. The only downer is it needs triple AAAh's.
@@benuscore8780 Just a resistor wouldn't be able to account for devices with very high or very low output level. Basically a compressor. Another problem is that resistors will change the frequency response, as the amplifier will have a capacitor to remove the DC in the output stage, and that forms an RC filter with the driver. Although audiophile quality isn't the main concern for kids head phones.
Dank, mate, I want to thank you. I've always enjoyed music and always appreciated good audio quality, but never knew about the world of the audiophile. Then my UA-cam recommend a video of you screaming into a cheap nugget microphone and I learned how much more there was to enjoying music. Now, 8 months later, I have a Tidal subscription and just got my first pair of open backed overears(just a cheap set, the AKG 240 studios, nothing special or fancy yet) and my man it is life changing. Thank you for taking the time to make these videos and bringing this world to the average person.
I don't even care about music or headphones that much, but somehow I've found myself watching every one of Dankpods videos. You sir are hilarious and make watching headphone reviews interesting. Keep on being you!
You know, with as many times as you've said that good audio stuff stays good, I wonder if the Rockpapa's adjust as far up as they do because they're meant to potentially be the only set of headphones a person ever needs. Like, you'd buy them for your 8 year old, and they'd still fit when the kids in their 30s. Edit: The fact that they survived the Tantrum test confirms it for me. Built to last.
Tbh sometimes when they're more "bendy" they survive strong impact than having it be more solid in their design. Unless the kids actively try to break it ofc
Skull candy used to have a line of kid headphones. I was little-ish when I got them but they lasted a long time. I went from listening to kids music to finding my own personal music taste
I have a pair of kids skylanders branded headphones that sound REALLY GOOD against all odds, i had to repair a joint on them a while back but they are still very usable and have totally livable and even enjoyable audio quality
You know, I wonder if the persona he takes on during mic tests should have a name or not. Something perfect to go along with the raw stupidity of this mysterious man.
I really have to say, the JBL’s actually impressed me. As for the others and how much they were….. please just get your kids quality headphones! Thank you again for the amazing content Dankpods!
I believe this is the first time I've commented on here, but I've been watching you for quite some time now. And honestly, man, I've watched all your vids on YT, and this "Mad Child Tantrum Test" is by far the funniest thing you have ever done. Lol. It's funny when you yell random nonsense into mics. It's funny when you smash stuff (usually with the 1 Grit). Add those two things together and it is magic in the forest, my man. I truly hope these Man Child Tantrum segments return. Lastly, I just want to say I hope your Twitch stuff works out, congrats on your 1 Million subs on YT, and I hope you have a good day/night. Cheers, mate!
0:47 "I'm so sorry the camera was out of focus. I aim to do my best and today have failed you. Not many will go on wondering if they are truly called the Rockpapa's, which no doubt will be heavily on folks mentally. I hear bypass all blame on to Frank as she is unable to argue back."
4:34 *Unessacary mini story time!!* I bought countless micro USB cables just to charge a phone and they always break at the metal bit. It's like this style of USB wasn't ment to be made.
I will now forever be upset with Frank for bestowing upon me the mental anguish of not ever knowing if the headphones are truly called Rockpapa or not.
While your sentence is completely correct, misspelled rejoice mate. Don't wanna be that guy but.... EDIT: wait, why isn't Rejoice spelled with a y? Joy is a y. The name Joyce is a y. Wtf English?
As a wee dingaboo I would complain to my legal guardians that the kids headphones were never loud enough and they sounded weird. Those $50 headphones couldn’t block out my parents fights :c
You know, all things considered I think I kinda like how those Rockpapa's sound. Quite nice, I think. And I gotta maintain my... appreciation, for lack of a better term, of the JBL audio gear. It's not good, but for something you can just chuck around like it's nothing, they're pretty solid.
Most companies: "Yeah, we'll make the headphones that are tailored for kids cheap and simple to produce so parents have something cheap and easy to give to their drooling goblins to play Baby Shark on repeat." JBL: "People deserve quality, and kids are people too."
My daughter has the orange and blue JBL headphones, they sound pretty decent but they don't go very loud (good though, don't need hearing damage so early in life lol) Edit - the second ones you looked at are definitely clones of the JBL set, they look almost just like them
The microphone audio is so nostalgic! This sounds just like the old recordings I took when I was 5, and it brought me back to the good old days! (2010 - 2018)
Saw some kids headphones that have lower volume levels to protect their hearing. Pretty class. I work retail and we sell so much Craig products. Just sold a $35 craving speaker tower. I didn't have the heart to tell them not to buy it.
i know someone who has that orange-blue jbl headset in the gym. one time he placed it on the floor, and a 5 kg (11 lbs) plate fell on it. it survived, he still wears it in the gym every now and then. he no longer places the headset on the floor, he hangs it on the a barbell or a neck. for people who don't workout, 5 kg is not that heavy but it's enough to break a bone if you drop it on your foot.
0:14 The one in the middle from the article called "Top 10 bizarre kids shows", is something I genuinely watched as a kid. I think we had them on DvD from someplace, and keep in mind, I'm quite young. Lots of fun, the blue thing had a blanket and would sing. My father liked the name of the ugly alien baby. (the egg with mold spores growing out of the sides and top) "Makka-pakka" I saw it in Norwegian. "Drømmehagen" (Dream Garden) Really funny to see it here, in a random video.
Can we appreciate the fact that we see the old cameras and the watch featured in later videos during the headphone testing segments? Cause I appreciate that-
I'll admit, I was surprised at how little bass JBL put into those headphones (they always seemed to do ok for bass on their portable BT speakers when I worked big box retail), but I'm actually not surprised how well they held up. JBL was the least returned brand we sold by far for BT speakers, including Anker, and there were points in the mid 2010s we had a hard time keeping them in stock. Huh, thinking back, I think that was around the time the headphone jack became endangered... Also I gotta say, I bought some ZSN-Pros based on your video about IEMs, and they've completely replaced my $80 over-ear BT headset. I know they aren't real audiophile quality, but they're way better sounding and don't need to be charged every other day. Plus for being in-ears they're ACTUALLY comfortable! I never knew that was possible! So thanks for recommending them, best ~$30 I ever spent on wired headphones of any kind.
I like where this is going, no way. And yes as a kid with super sensitive hearing a lot of the stuff out there is junk and a lot of adults just don't care because they don't think their kid is a human. on the other end of that their are kids that destroy stuff and so much pain and tears when I saw some of the electronics around me get destroyed at the low age of 5.
11:29 I have a little step brother brother that has autism and is 6 or 7 yrs, he was able to lift (with ease) a 30lb ceramic lamp above his head, and throw it up into the air about an additional 3-4ft. He threw it higher than our tv, which at the top is about 8 or 9ft from the ground. I was more shocked than mad he did that in front of me.
Just the thought of seeing a full grown adult smashing kids headphones against the ground screaming plum liquor makes me laugh my ass off.
All while getting injured as well 😂
“I’m not putting these wheels on my vintage Honda because they’re not JDM”
"PLUM LIQUEUR! PLUM LIQUEUR!!!"
@@destructivespirit7079 that's how you know he's a car guy
Watching this part makes me crack up every time 🤣🤣
The tantrum test is by far the funniest thing Dank's come up with all year.
Yes, even more than the mic test stories.
i still think the mic stories will never be beat
NO MIKEY NO! THAT WAS SO NOT RIGHT!
NO
omg shioriko
Plum liqueur!
_PLUM LIQUEUR!_
If you ever test kids' headphones again, you should add "chewing on the chord" to the "man-child tantrum" test. Chewing on the chord is how my child ruined her last two sets of headphones.
are you sure that was your child, or a cat in a very convincing disguise?
W for the wireless
Why are you giving kids headphones at the age where they would chew on cables
@@Eeter26 - At what age do you think kids stop chewing on cables?
Guess your kid has...
Some interesting taste in music...
The fake kids tantrums were amazing.
"These wheels aren't JDM. They can't be seen on my vintage Honda"
I HATE F R O G S
"I said I wanted plum liqueur with my ferrero rochers! It's not a ferrero rocher without plum liqueur!"
Lmao
I wouldn't be surprised if he'd said something about "car not being JDM because it's left hand drive"
caught me off guard lmao
@@arbi9506 there aren't any left hand drive cars in Australia
Another day of Dank's curiosity leading him down an abyss of jank for our viewing pleasure!
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And that Frank clip at the end too
Aunt may dies in spiderman
So far down you can’t separate the stank from the dank
@@bloodakoos no
Dankpods drinking game:
EASY: Drink whenever...
- he's talking about how our ears face forward
- he's tears a manual in half
- he's screaming at a text on some box or in some manual
- he's "ah my pkcell"
- he's getting the Sexy Speaker
- he gets the "Freakish Ears-on-a-stand"
- he's talking about him being a musician
- he's pointing out if an aux cable is gold plated or not
MEDIUM: Drink whenever...
- he's talking about sound-quality
- he get’s off-topic
- he says “my boi”
- he's yelling into a microphone
- he blows up an earphone
- he thinks that the biggest companies make the worst crap
- he talks about iPod nanos
- he brings up something better as a comparison to what he is reviewing
- he breaks something on purpose with or without the 1grit
- he says stuff about the cable
HARD: Drink whenever...
- the HD-Six-Hungos are better
- he talks about iPods
- he starts singing and screaming random gibberish
- when the stinkphones are sounding shit
- when the stinkphones sound like kid's percussions
- when Frank
IMPOSSIBLE: Drink whenever...
- it's never enough
I have some suggestions.
Drink whenever:
He gets off topic
He says "my boi!"
He says stuff about the cable
@@greenrryt i will edit them into it, thanks for the suggestions!
You forgot “can’t you believe no one bought this?”
Nice
Every time he any of that I’ll hit my dab pen
"Kids shows are just a fevered dream"
.... no truer statement has ever been uttered by a human with working eyes.
Isn't it fever dream? Not fevered??
What's up checkmark
im sure even a blind man can tell that, just LISTEN to some of them
people in this reply section are gonna freak out over a checkmark channel they barely even know about
Bloody oath.
There's a kids channel on tv I usually watch whenever my internet's not working and sometimes there's enjoyable stuff and sometimes weird stuff.
Poor frank having to deal with the stress of complaints, hope she pulls through
I personally love the clip of her at the end of almost every video
@@Alexthetechie150 it's our Frank moment
That's what I was about to comment 😂😂
She's not complaining so it can't be too bad ;)
I love his ability to just go on like a muppet talking about absolutely nothing when he finds a mic
I like the ones that are full sized but also for kids. There are few things more hilarious than watching my four-year-old jam out while she also desperately tries to keep them in place.
Yes. I have a Focal Clear Mg and they’re hilarious looking on my kids
@@moviemogul83 mans giving his trillion dollar headphone to his kids
ok that looks too cute
I just outright had my 4 year old little sister wear my k701s and then my dt770s and it's hilarious. She loved them though, but they absolutely wouldn't stay on if she jammed out too hard.
The tantrum about ferrero rocher's totally caught me off guard and had me actually outwardly laughing. Thanks for that!
the vintage Honda one got me
PLUM LIQUEUR
I was watching Ashens do a headphone test the other day, imagine my disappointment when he tested the mic and it wasn’t Dankpods doing a story. Never mind Spider-Man that’s the collab we need.
I was in that comment section too
0:00 Intro
0:02 Homade BB 5001 iStereoDock
0:32 RockPapa Over Ear Stereo Headphones Earphones, for Adults Kids Childs Boys Girls, Noise Isolating, Adjustable, Heavy Deep Bass for iPhone iPod iPad MP3 MP4 Players SmartPhones Computer Headphone Green & Black
0:47 Pause
2:48 Zamkol ZH100
5:40 JBL JR300BT Blue/Orange
8:23 ???
10:16 Highly scientific stress test
- 11:09 Test results
12:59 Patreon credits
13:14 Outro
13:19 Frank
You put the full name for the RockPapas
@@A-J-C123 That's a sign of how generic they are.
Mf really put the full name of the rockpapas.
It's Rockpapa Comfort actually
I love this comment lmao
The reason I think the JBLs did as good as they did against the "Tantrum Test" is actually BECAUSE of its moving parts. When the impact came in there were loose joints that the force could be dispersed through meaning the parts can bounce safely, the rigid ones had no give, so all the force was absorbed by the material, meaning there was no dispersion, no bounce, so they broke.
4:00 "That mean it's good for fat kids"
I almost spit out my drink. Holy shit 😂
I did the exact same thing
😑
it’s absolutely hilarious to me that he compares $10 kiddie headphones from kmart to professional level quality $400+ headphones. poor kmart nuggets never stood a chance from the start
KB Ears would like to have a word
hd superluxs would like to have a word
10$ kiddie headphones my backside, those are the same price as decent audio gear. Yes the comparison with old mate sanny is still unfair, but that's the reference he uses with all headphones, it's not there because it's competing in the same segment.
yeah but they're 70 bucks tho, so yeah that's real headphone money!
for sure, but it's what makes the comparison interesting. listening to two garbage headphones wouldn't be super informative
There needs to be a children's audiophile pair, able to fit small heads, able to "last", have fairly balanced and clear sound and not be so loud that they damage their hearing
"dirtybuds" worked fine for me as a youngin
@@valuehunter5544 Would've been better than the Nokia earphone the previous owner cut the right side off of that I started with
Most phones have volume limits, or you could just explain to your child why to not turn the volume up
I got some sonys there not the best but there good
@@JoelGerson1 Sony generally has a pretty good name for themselves
OMG the manchild tantrum had me crying! Your improv skills are still my favorite thing about your channel.
Even through my phone speaker or iPad, I can still hear the quality difference between the headphones
I gotta hand it to JBL. As much as I hate their 3 inch long cables, they know how to make durable products. I have a set of their wireless buds that are almost 2 years old now and for how much paint I've gotten on them and how many times I've dropped the buds themselves onto the floor, they still sound great and don't show one bit of wear other than the little bits of paint in the button crevices that I can't get out
What kind of Jbl did you have. My wireless pods fell apart after like 10 falling to the ground.
If I had them as kids o wouldn't hate headphones made for kids
I've had not one, not two, but three pairs of their wired earbuds and they all have died within six months to a year. So I'm not that sure about they making durable products
@@skelector same... 2 pairs both died in 6 months, luckily I had a warranty for both and got my money back. Traded up and brought some ER4xr in-ears
@@skelector I've been using jbl for around 5 years, the wired headphones are good but they die in one ear within a year. I got a bluetooth pair and they have not broken except for the foam wearing down over use.
By far the best thing on this channel is just ominous “PLUM LIQUEUR” in the distance
"Denkpods is confused"
"it hurt itself in its confusion"
*-5 hp*
After the move outrage the user gets confused so look out for that
"those wheels aren't even jdm" - I felt that.
The man child tantrum test is my favorite dank pods test of all time. Hahaha 🤣
5:45 hey its a pair ive used before! Really cheap sounding, really annoying because they constantly whine at you when they are like 50% battery, but actually really comfortable for laying down. Yeah these where my sleep headphones for a while.
They don't sound THAT bad. Gifted them to my cousin an ended up listening a out an hour to my own music, hehe. They have bass, mids, treble, it's all there and somehow okay for 50 bucks. Can recomend the TUNE 600BTNC or something in that range, if you want something really cheap with anc and usable sound.
@@blackpete I got the T450BT and pretty average upgraded to the 99s classic with black plastic
I would love listening to some relaxing rain or fire crackling and "BATTERY LOW" waking me up and ruining any chance of a good nights sleep
@@DumbArse oh it just cuts out the music for a second and plays a sound, annoying but not something that would wake you up.
@@Yipper64 yeah but it repeats it all the time
Someone needs to make a DankPods bingo card set. Panels like "pog cell" "the 1 grit" and "mic test"
Mate, I found out HyperX made a planar magnetic gaming headset in a mixmax with Audeze. That's got to be something you have to put on your to do list, they sound insane!
Also, as a former fat kid, I'm glad they're making headphone for kids with overdeveloped heads.
IIRC, the HyperX planars are literally rebranded Audeze Mobiuses with a ton of features stripped out, including wireless.
JBL are surprisingly good more than I realised. I recently bought a new gaming head sets by JBL and they are so good. They are really comfortable and have great quality sound.
The tantrum segment at 10:37 is pure gold, perfect to send to someone without context as a form of rickroll
6:51 hey man that's a pretty average size
"the tantrum test" needs to be a PSA for prospectus parents. AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sometimes I forget dank is a car guy, that JDM wheel tantrum caught me off guard 😂
this dude is an everything guy
@@sororxcide*anything tech-related guy
Those JBLs look like a reskinned version of the regular ones they sell, and I can say from experience, those mfs are durable as hell.
My pair went with me to school, and all sorts of places. Hung around my neck, dropped a million times, shoved in bags, and worn all day for 2+ years. Eventually, it was the battery that gave out, but I was seriously wearing them like every second of the day, so I would not be surprised to see them last years. They were just some random wireless $50 AUD headphones I picked up from Officeworks.
11:34 actually had me laughing.
I didn't think they'd get that damaged.
I have a pair of those JBLs (the regular version, not the kiddies one) and I've had it for 3 years now. It's built to last considering how rackety it sounds. The ear pads wore out after 2 years but they sell replacements for it for next to nothing (on Wish/Aliexpress at least)
I have the cheaper/older version of those headphones for like 4 years now they are completely buggy, pads are dead and some plastic broke but I still use them everyday.
Same, I have JBL T450bt and i'm honestly surprised that they still work fine after 4 years.
@@Lea-mu4pz Yeah, my pair sometimes won't connect at all and will just be stuck with a white light but it works after a while
the reason why the jbls held is honestly probably the hinges. for one, moving bits like hinges are often reinforced with metal or harder plastic on "higher end products" (aka anything thats not a rally cheap bootleg), and even if they arent, they have more points to give naturally rather than breaking.
There is only one real set of kids' headphones that I'm aware of, the JVC HA-KD10. Not only it fits little people's heads properly but it has a small brainbox that regulates the volume to the drivers - e.g. even if you start the music at full blast it will gradually increase the signal to the drivers. It also has its own volume knob. The only downer is it needs triple AAAh's.
@K A E E L Y ♋️ bot
@K A E E L Y ♋️ cringe
I wonder why they didn't simply attenuate the input, that way a small lithium coin cell would probably have sufficed.
@@graealex I mean if all you need to do is attenuate the input a single passive resistor would suffice
@@benuscore8780 Just a resistor wouldn't be able to account for devices with very high or very low output level. Basically a compressor.
Another problem is that resistors will change the frequency response, as the amplifier will have a capacitor to remove the DC in the output stage, and that forms an RC filter with the driver. Although audiophile quality isn't the main concern for kids head phones.
"Look how handsomely that's yellowed", boy I hope someone says that about me when I go obsolete.
that needs to be a Birthday Card
0:18 Even when I was a young kid, these things terrified me.
Dank, mate, I want to thank you. I've always enjoyed music and always appreciated good audio quality, but never knew about the world of the audiophile. Then my UA-cam recommend a video of you screaming into a cheap nugget microphone and I learned how much more there was to enjoying music. Now, 8 months later, I have a Tidal subscription and just got my first pair of open backed overears(just a cheap set, the AKG 240 studios, nothing special or fancy yet) and my man it is life changing. Thank you for taking the time to make these videos and bringing this world to the average person.
And now I've got a dac coming in 3 days, I'm hella excited.
3:13 That's a joke I had forgotten was a curse that came along with my name. Thanks, you just revoked 1 hour of sleep from me for the next couple days
"I said I wanted *plum liquer* with my ferero rocher! IT"S NOT A FERERO ROCHER WITHOUT *PLUM LIQUER*!"
fucking. DYING.
The funny thing in a kid headphones idea is that children can hear much wider range of sound than adults, yet their headphones did the opposite.
9:13 lol why did that actually sound like a good beat drop???
"Cute cable but it's also one of the shortest things I've ever seen."
That's what she said.
Oof
I don't even care about music or headphones that much, but somehow I've found myself watching every one of Dankpods videos. You sir are hilarious and make watching headphone reviews interesting. Keep on being you!
You know, with as many times as you've said that good audio stuff stays good, I wonder if the Rockpapa's adjust as far up as they do because they're meant to potentially be the only set of headphones a person ever needs. Like, you'd buy them for your 8 year old, and they'd still fit when the kids in their 30s.
Edit: The fact that they survived the Tantrum test confirms it for me. Built to last.
“Cute but one of the shortest things I’ve ever seen” that’s what she said
Tbh sometimes when they're more "bendy" they survive strong impact than having it be more solid in their design. Unless the kids actively try to break it ofc
That tantrum test almost had me in tears, I was laughing so hard.
Skull candy used to have a line of kid headphones. I was little-ish when I got them but they lasted a long time. I went from listening to kids music to finding my own personal music taste
Really digging the vintage mags. Really ties the freakish ears on a stick together.
I have a pair of kids skylanders branded headphones that sound REALLY GOOD against all odds, i had to repair a joint on them a while back but they are still very usable and have totally livable and even enjoyable audio quality
7:14 I recoiled at the potential paper cuts...
You know, I wonder if the persona he takes on during mic tests should have a name or not. Something perfect to go along with the raw stupidity of this mysterious man.
That's "Australian man"
Plant smoking Aussie earphone connoisseur
Bruce?
that's Dick Smith
@@carsthatdrive1891
More like CRAIG
I really have to say, the JBL’s actually impressed me. As for the others and how much they were….. please just get your kids quality headphones! Thank you again for the amazing content Dankpods!
I believe this is the first time I've commented on here, but I've been watching you for quite some time now. And honestly, man, I've watched all your vids on YT, and this "Mad Child Tantrum Test" is by far the funniest thing you have ever done. Lol.
It's funny when you yell random nonsense into mics.
It's funny when you smash stuff (usually with the 1 Grit).
Add those two things together and it is magic in the forest, my man.
I truly hope these Man Child Tantrum segments return.
Lastly, I just want to say I hope your Twitch stuff works out, congrats on your 1 Million subs on YT, and I hope you have a good day/night. Cheers, mate!
0:47 "I'm so sorry the camera was out of focus. I aim to do my best and today have failed you. Not many will go on wondering if they are truly called the Rockpapa's, which no doubt will be heavily on folks mentally. I hear bypass all blame on to Frank as she is unable to argue back."
4:34
*Unessacary mini story time!!*
I bought countless micro USB cables just to charge a phone and they always break at the metal bit. It's like this style of USB wasn't ment to be made.
That used to happen to me all the time
that never happened to me, and I used like 3 phones, 2 headphones with micro USB
I will now forever be upset with Frank for bestowing upon me the mental anguish of not ever knowing if the headphones are truly called Rockpapa or not.
8:30 That... is unforgivable. Like how do you even fit those on your ears?
The audio gods have blessed us with another dankpods video. Rejoice!
Edit: Spelling
yes
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Amen 🙏
While your sentence is completely correct, misspelled rejoice mate. Don't wanna be that guy but....
EDIT: wait, why isn't Rejoice spelled with a y? Joy is a y. The name Joyce is a y. Wtf English?
@@Memes-And-More mate, I have seen this account replying to dozens of threads on this video. I’m reporting as many as I can find
As a wee dingaboo I would complain to my legal guardians that the kids headphones were never loud enough and they sounded weird.
Those $50 headphones couldn’t block out my parents fights :c
7:27 i am legitimately laughing and I fell out of bed lmao
This is when you observe that one thing......
who am i kidding WYSI
11:14 My man cut his hand to test the durability of children’s headphones
That’s dedication
My sleepy eyes made me read this as "Headphones made FROM children" and woke me up. Now I can't sleep at all
I mean, they are made in China so they at least are made *by* children
@@firstNamelastName-ho6lv and that's a wake up call in a different sense
You inadvertently did a product comparison and sold me on the JBL headphones for my kids. Thanks dank!
"you are listening through you headphones or smart fridge"
Me: (intensively listens through kids headphones as an adult"
You didn't do the "headphone cable trapped in a door and pulled off" test. My nieces and nephew loves that test!
You know, all things considered I think I kinda like how those Rockpapa's sound. Quite nice, I think. And I gotta maintain my... appreciation, for lack of a better term, of the JBL audio gear. It's not good, but for something you can just chuck around like it's nothing, they're pretty solid.
"Kids can get stuffed!"
-Dankpods 2021
Most companies: "Yeah, we'll make the headphones that are tailored for kids cheap and simple to produce so parents have something cheap and easy to give to their drooling goblins to play Baby Shark on repeat."
JBL: "People deserve quality, and kids are people too."
6:07 actually, you can't spell "incontinent" with those stickers because there are only three "N" stickers on the sheet.
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@@thebigm8052I disagree tbh
I now would like to see the man-child tantrum test on all future headphone reviews.
The tantrum had me belly laughing lol
Merry Christmas Wade!
My daughter has the orange and blue JBL headphones, they sound pretty decent but they don't go very loud (good though, don't need hearing damage so early in life lol)
Edit - the second ones you looked at are definitely clones of the JBL set, they look almost just like them
The microphone audio is so nostalgic! This sounds just like the old recordings I took when I was 5, and it brought me back to the good old days! (2010 - 2018)
Saw some kids headphones that have lower volume levels to protect their hearing. Pretty class. I work retail and we sell so much Craig products. Just sold a $35 craving speaker tower. I didn't have the heart to tell them not to buy it.
i know someone who has that orange-blue jbl headset in the gym. one time he placed it on the floor, and a 5 kg (11 lbs) plate fell on it. it survived, he still wears it in the gym every now and then. he no longer places the headset on the floor, he hangs it on the a barbell or a neck.
for people who don't workout, 5 kg is not that heavy but it's enough to break a bone if you drop it on your foot.
6:57 JBL includes little orange cables like that with all their wireless headphones, got one with my earbuds.
0:14
The one in the middle from the article called "Top 10 bizarre kids shows", is something I genuinely watched as a kid. I think we had them on DvD from someplace, and keep in mind, I'm quite young. Lots of fun, the blue thing had a blanket and would sing. My father liked the name of the ugly alien baby. (the egg with mold spores growing out of the sides and top) "Makka-pakka"
I saw it in Norwegian. "Drømmehagen" (Dream Garden)
Really funny to see it here, in a random video.
Time to give them the children sized 1 grit!!
Concern
The 2 Grit
@@lavenderva2507 would be 0.5 grit then, right?
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@@lavenderva2507 2 grit would be even bigger, so not children sized
Man, you always find the most funny, interesting and realistic way to make reviews!
“you can spell your name, or rude words, like incontinent” that made me laugh way more than it should’ve
Don't you guys want dank to take all of his useless stuff, and one grit them? I know I want to watch that.
I think that's going to take more than one grit.
He'll need the stop rock.
@@thesledgehammerblog true all of the stuff this man has is as strong or STRONGER than a nokia
Man child tantrum tests had me laughing so damn hard
"Things made for children!"
- Dankpods, 2021
12:18 this it what I imagine murder sounds like
Can we appreciate the fact that we see the old cameras and the watch featured in later videos during the headphone testing segments? Cause I appreciate that-
I'll admit, I was surprised at how little bass JBL put into those headphones (they always seemed to do ok for bass on their portable BT speakers when I worked big box retail), but I'm actually not surprised how well they held up. JBL was the least returned brand we sold by far for BT speakers, including Anker, and there were points in the mid 2010s we had a hard time keeping them in stock. Huh, thinking back, I think that was around the time the headphone jack became endangered...
Also I gotta say, I bought some ZSN-Pros based on your video about IEMs, and they've completely replaced my $80 over-ear BT headset. I know they aren't real audiophile quality, but they're way better sounding and don't need to be charged every other day. Plus for being in-ears they're ACTUALLY comfortable! I never knew that was possible! So thanks for recommending them, best ~$30 I ever spent on wired headphones of any kind.
11:39 straight up turned the frog phones into a double clef
your videos really always make my day :D
btw Merry christmas to everyone :)!
4:51 good watch in the corner there
I like where this is going, no way. And yes as a kid with super sensitive hearing a lot of the stuff out there is junk and a lot of adults just don't care because they don't think their kid is a human. on the other end of that their are kids that destroy stuff and so much pain and tears when I saw some of the electronics around me get destroyed at the low age of 5.
4:40 frank spotted
11:29 I have a little step brother brother that has autism and is 6 or 7 yrs, he was able to lift (with ease) a 30lb ceramic lamp above his head, and throw it up into the air about an additional 3-4ft. He threw it higher than our tv, which at the top is about 8 or 9ft from the ground. I was more shocked than mad he did that in front of me.
the one ting I really like about the JBL USB cables is that they are reversible. too bad they fail so early (never on the plug tho)
hope twitch is sorting you out good mate! best of luck! #paydankpods
He put an update in the comments on the video, he got the payment but will be moving on to floatplane cause twitch is shit.
bruh you probally took that wound like a rock from being so used to it