Everything Wrong With Wonka in 19 Minutes or Less

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  • @octoberking4048
    @octoberking4048 7 місяців тому +1931

    For Colin & and Barbra, the actors are Phil Wang & Charlotte Ritchie, who were both on Taskmaster UK (love taskmaster). Phil was on in season 7, Charlotte was season 11, leaving me with a 4 letter word, which would be gery, meaning subject to frequent and sudden changes; variable, unpredictable.
    Fun fact about Charlotte, she was also in the 4th Harry Potter film.

    • @Bum.fuzzled
      @Bum.fuzzled 7 місяців тому +91

      JEREMY HAS TO SEE THIS

    • @epicureanbard
      @epicureanbard 7 місяців тому +43

      I knew I recognized her from somewhere (turns out it was Taskmaster) Now I'm wracking my brain on who she was in Goblet of Fire (HP 4)
      Edit: I was thinking of Olivia Coleman (who played Mrs Scrubbitt) and was in neither Taskmaster UK nor Harry Potter.

    • @AnthologyOfDave
      @AnthologyOfDave 7 місяців тому +125

      And my 4 letter word is "NEEEEERRRD!"

    • @Dot_Eleven
      @Dot_Eleven 7 місяців тому +15

      Season 7 of Taskmaster is hands down the best season. Usually they have one contestant as chaos incarnate, but in that season they all were and it was a blast.

    • @DJAbrahamLincoln1
      @DJAbrahamLincoln1 7 місяців тому +26

      I still see Phil's Wang when I close my eyes at night 😂

  • @Rembreiker_lychec9257
    @Rembreiker_lychec9257 7 місяців тому +2949

    You have to remember, the Wonka in the original spent 20 years in isolation after some of his employees betrayed him by selling his recipes to his competitors.

    • @rogusmith2630
      @rogusmith2630 7 місяців тому +179

      also have to remember this Wonka has nothing to do with the other ones, its its own movie.

    • @SgtSupaman
      @SgtSupaman 7 місяців тому +303

      @@rogusmith2630 , it is actually set up as a prequel to the Gene Wilder movie. That's why it uses so many aspects from that one, like Wonka's outfit, orange oompa loompas, etc.

    • @detective_mitch_conner
      @detective_mitch_conner 7 місяців тому +80

      ​@SgtSupaman the director said this is not an official prequel and should be considered a companion

    • @rsalbreiter
      @rsalbreiter 7 місяців тому +61

      I love the original but enjoy the less murdery and more wholesome version of the character

    • @tman8335
      @tman8335 7 місяців тому +54

      ​@@detective_mitch_connerBut at that point why call it a companion. It fills the perfect shoes for it to be a prequel. Especially since the oompa loompas and style of his factory is pretty much the same as Gene Wilder's version

  • @OliverDemari
    @OliverDemari 7 місяців тому +980

    Brit here
    All pants are underwear, but not all underwear are pants, pants are a specific type of underwear. Pants is also a unisex term, while women wear "knickers" they can also be called pants or panties. Pants are often called underpants, no we don't have overpants so no idea why we specify.
    Thank you for listening to my TED Talk on pants.

    • @Smokie_666
      @Smokie_666 7 місяців тому +16

      Brilliant

    • @Cipher_Codex
      @Cipher_Codex 7 місяців тому +23

      Language is fun

    • @pappaslivery
      @pappaslivery 7 місяців тому +15

      Pants uncontrollably

    • @Swearengen1980
      @Swearengen1980 7 місяців тому +25

      "I Thought This Country Spawned The Fucking Language, And So Far Nobody Seems To Speak It"

    • @CinemaSins
      @CinemaSins  7 місяців тому +194

      The important thing is what do you call "going commando"? "Wearing your knixers"? "Riding the sans-pants express"? "Do you not want pants? Because this is how you don't get pants."? The world must know!

  • @RachMonPhoebs
    @RachMonPhoebs 7 місяців тому +580

    Biggest LEGITIMATE sin--he stole cocoa PODS, not just beans, as the beans are contained inside the pods, and since each pod contains somewhere between 40 and 60 beans, he has way more than 4 or 5 beans.

    • @christinafitting1352
      @christinafitting1352 6 місяців тому +7

      whaaaaaaaattttttt??????? that is so f#cking complicated

    • @alexzanderchavez2134
      @alexzanderchavez2134 5 місяців тому

      ​@@christinafitting1352 what is?

    • @TheJanusBiscuit
      @TheJanusBiscuit 3 місяці тому +2

      And the fact that he has to pay back A THOUSAND FOLD

    • @DaveHamel-l2q
      @DaveHamel-l2q 2 місяці тому

      I made chocolate before and I didn’t realize that until now how did I not realize?

  • @jimwringe6616
    @jimwringe6616 7 місяців тому +487

    "Taskmaster"
    Phil Wang season 7
    Charlotte Richie season 12
    Answer = Pfft 🤠

    • @jimwringe6616
      @jimwringe6616 7 місяців тому +23

      Whoops, typo. Pffft 🤠

    • @CinemaSins
      @CinemaSins  7 місяців тому +223

      I've stopped the clock! You were the fastest of the non-SinClub crew so I award you 5 points!

    • @DJAbrahamLincoln1
      @DJAbrahamLincoln1 7 місяців тому +10

      But Charlotte was on season 11

    • @jimwringe6616
      @jimwringe6616 7 місяців тому +11

      @@DJAbrahamLincoln1 Your right, I thought the typo was the final answer. It turns out the typo was 12 instead of 11. Thus my first answer Pfft was right

    • @lukekwasnica1850
      @lukekwasnica1850 7 місяців тому

      @@CinemaSinsi did it too!

  • @datsapaddlin
    @datsapaddlin 7 місяців тому +1630

    The most famous man to ever get away with saying “Hey kids…you want some candy???”

    • @breezy1507
      @breezy1507 7 місяців тому +15

      Cosby?

    • @bobs_toys
      @bobs_toys 7 місяців тому

      You've never had Jello like this ​@@breezy1507

    • @melissa-wilson
      @melissa-wilson 7 місяців тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 yup

    • @adamH.1
      @adamH.1 7 місяців тому +12

      King Candy

    • @Vampwars
      @Vampwars 7 місяців тому +8

      And now, every time a man says that to me, I’m always ready for candy. Sometimes, it’s not candy 😭

  • @idontknowwhatahandleisohwell
    @idontknowwhatahandleisohwell 7 місяців тому +419

    @13:30 - Wokna casually lifts a 150 pound manhole cover with his fingers and tosses it aside like it was a movie prop.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 7 місяців тому +343

    The post-credits scene of Lofty showing a little bonus of what happened to Willy Wonka's friends and also enemies in the aftermath as well was great.

    • @air03man
      @air03man 7 місяців тому +25

      Pure imagination living there you be free if you truly wish to be in memory of Gene Wilder Gene would be proud

    • @clarissadechecchi825
      @clarissadechecchi825 7 місяців тому

      6
      On9 9😮 😮9​@@air03man

  • @alexyeager7995
    @alexyeager7995 7 місяців тому +120

    I remember watching this movie in theaters and thinking "wondering a giraffe smells like" will probably be in the cinemasins video for this movie

  • @broadwaybrook2319
    @broadwaybrook2319 6 місяців тому +18

    "Did he just break solid ice with Wonka's face?" is the most random thing I've heard today and I love it.

  • @StarmanWaitingInTheSky-10
    @StarmanWaitingInTheSky-10 7 місяців тому +138

    While it isn't entirely confirmed, when willy gets off the ship, im pretty sure hes called either chef or chief, which means he COULD have been the chef of the boat, also explaining the carrots in his hat for stew.

    • @fuzzyapple
      @fuzzyapple 7 місяців тому +6

      He said he solely focused his studies in chocolate making. He doesn't know how to read and he probably can't cook either

    • @hayleyirvine
      @hayleyirvine 7 місяців тому +14

      He’s repeatedly called chef as he gets off the ship… I watch with subtitles lol

    • @StarmanWaitingInTheSky-10
      @StarmanWaitingInTheSky-10 7 місяців тому +10

      @@fuzzyapple when he says that he said "i focused most of my studies exclusively in chocolate" and from hayleys repl he IS called chef, so he either A: ate many kinds of chocolate over the years to keep some kind of balance diet of chocolate, or B, he learned how to do basic cooking.

  • @brentsimard977
    @brentsimard977 7 місяців тому +462

    Daft. That's my answer Taskmaster

    • @relaxedfantasyreview
      @relaxedfantasyreview 7 місяців тому +22

      How did you post your answer before the video went live? 🧐

    • @Bum.fuzzled
      @Bum.fuzzled 7 місяців тому +36

      ​bro replied negative 13 hours ago 😭😭

    • @stuffie5175
      @stuffie5175 7 місяців тому +6

      :0

    • @Joseph_Leroy
      @Joseph_Leroy 7 місяців тому +6

      Holy shit he did it

    • @Joseph_Leroy
      @Joseph_Leroy 7 місяців тому +7

      Wait how the fuck did he do it 12 hours before it went live

  • @adarcus4053
    @adarcus4053 7 місяців тому +55

    When I saw the marketing for this movie I thought this was supposed to be a Willy Wonka origin story. Now I am just confused because this looks like a mash up of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and Annie and Chocolat and none of it makes sense for that premise.

    • @jonathanmarkoff4469
      @jonathanmarkoff4469 3 місяці тому +1

      It is an alternate reimagining of Wonka. It isn't a prequel to the 1971 Willy where Slugworth is a different person, nor to the 2005 Charlie where Willy has a single father who is a dentist while in this one he has a single mother who explores the Amazon.

  • @mickieg1994
    @mickieg1994 7 місяців тому +580

    Imagine being an orphan, being raised by 2 of the most english people to ever english
    And growing up with an American accent.
    Its basically blasphemy.

    • @zoeallen6734
      @zoeallen6734 7 місяців тому +21

      Was she really raised by them? By the way I see it is she spends most of her time cleaning with the other people that got scammed so that's where she probably got it from

    • @mickieg1994
      @mickieg1994 7 місяців тому +25

      @@zoeallen6734 that's a fair point, even so the accent would be a mix of all their accents with heavy 1800's English tones.
      It's a joke, of course they couldn't expect a child to imitate an accent like that, it's difficult enough for adults with native English accents.
      Although I will say the amount of American accents does genuinely make you forget this movie is set in England though, which is one of the few nit picky issues I have with the movie, wouldn't change it though, I actually loved the film through and through.

    • @davidgermain
      @davidgermain 7 місяців тому

      Is wizadora Wonkers mum? Wizadora was a UK kids show...

    • @ThatCoalSoul
      @ThatCoalSoul 7 місяців тому +1

      * and *, that's all I'm saying.

    • @adithyavraajkumar5923
      @adithyavraajkumar5923 7 місяців тому

      I thought it was set in Geneva @@mickieg1994 (because the text in the movie makes some French references, such as using Messieurs) and because it appears to be cold mountainous climate (the coast could be the coast of Lac Leman)

  • @ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216
    @ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216 7 місяців тому +55

    18:17 Willy and Noodle are both wearing clean clothing now though, and there isn't a drop of chocolate on them, so this clearly took place later in the day or even a few days later.

  • @captianlucky
    @captianlucky 7 місяців тому +20

    Jeremy, that Dance Sequence Kicking Rant was amazing. I agree, so many of them are giving it everything, yet the waiters are just bouncing. Great stuff! I replayed that portion at least 20 times after I had viewed the entirety of your sin video. Also is it possible to get a I Sin Flamingos bumper sticker? Thanks for all of the laughs (especially the Dance Sequence Kicking Rant!) Take care.

    • @Squidlark
      @Squidlark 7 місяців тому

      I rewatched that part too. Hilarious!

  • @Sassy-qh5nh
    @Sassy-qh5nh 7 місяців тому +31

    Dude, your writing and delivery on this was SUPBOERB. You are like fine wine. This will be a rewatch many times. Bravo.

  • @NoxyCZ
    @NoxyCZ 7 місяців тому +189

    I'm so happy this is *NOT* sponsored by Betterhelp.

    • @atomdecay
      @atomdecay 7 місяців тому +5

      Okay?

    • @Dobbythecat123
      @Dobbythecat123 7 місяців тому +3

      Weirdo alert

    • @hannahjordan9833
      @hannahjordan9833 7 місяців тому +25

      Betterhelp is the opposite of help

    • @Elodie-xi3pp
      @Elodie-xi3pp 7 місяців тому +8

      @@Dobbythecat123 what do you mean almost every video has been sponsored by BetterHelp

    • @NoxyCZ
      @NoxyCZ 7 місяців тому +2

      @@atomdecay at this point read what other people wrote Xd

  • @SquiresIsle
    @SquiresIsle 7 місяців тому +27

    Never would I have imagined a Taskmaster reference in a CinemaSins video, let alone one about Wonka.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 7 місяців тому +21

    Hugh Grant nailed his role as Lofty and his Oompa Loompa song is very catchy.

    • @jonathanmarkoff4469
      @jonathanmarkoff4469 3 місяці тому

      Grant should have had a bigger role. He ruled his scenes.

  • @SeekersLegacy
    @SeekersLegacy 7 місяців тому +21

    So I just got through rewatching the original “Beetlejuice” movie, now that the trailer for the sequel is out, and I was BEYOND shocked and disappointed that CinemaSins never did a Beetlejuice sin video. Soooo I request as a fan that you do that, especially since the sequel is just months away lol

    • @caseymacmacl7463
      @caseymacmacl7463 7 місяців тому +3

      The reason they didn't do a sin video for Beetlejuice is because you can't sin a perfect movie. It would basically be "Opening credits SKIP Oh, look! Lydia is floating! The end". Granted, they could easily tack on 100000 sins at the end for the simple fact that it took over 35 freakin' YEARS to get a sequel but that's pretty much it.

    • @SeekersLegacy
      @SeekersLegacy 7 місяців тому +5

      @@caseymacmacl7463
      Lmao, one, the channel description says that no movie is without sin, secondly, they sin even their favorite movies that they think are legitimately great movies.
      The narrator of these videos, I don’t know his name, for the Lion King sin video (the original animated movie, not the “remake”), he thinks the Lion King is a masterpiece and they still found things to sin lol.
      Besides with the Beetlejuice sequel coming out this year, I think a sin video of the original movie would be great, to lead up to the sequel.

  • @rainbowkitsune
    @rainbowkitsune 7 місяців тому +8

    17:09 extra sin: with how quick and easy it was to get Noodle and Wonka you would think that people have died in the chocolate before meaning could that be considered as cannibal chocolate

  • @actualamateur149
    @actualamateur149 7 місяців тому +8

    I love that you sinned the handwriting. I was even looking at it like "thats some amazing handwriting."

  • @sciencecafe1543
    @sciencecafe1543 7 місяців тому +24

    Colin (real name: Phil Wang) and Barbara (real name: Charlotte Ritchie) were both in Taskmaster, with Phil being in series 7 and Charlotte being in series 11. 11-7 is 4. A 4 letter word describing Wonka is "cute".

    • @Millkbred
      @Millkbred 7 місяців тому

      thank you for posting this 🙏

    • @Buffy_howe
      @Buffy_howe 7 місяців тому

      Charlotte was also in a PBS show that involves midwifes. I'm not sure if Phil was too. But he could have been.

    • @Buffy_howe
      @Buffy_howe 7 місяців тому

      Her name in the midwife show was infact Barbara

  • @hollyshouse928
    @hollyshouse928 7 місяців тому +32

    I took a bunch of kids to see this, expecting it to be hot garbage and ended up loving it.

  • @adamj.cuthbert7528
    @adamj.cuthbert7528 7 місяців тому +126

    Willy Wonka doesn't need a backstory - he just exists, for the purposes of the original story, as this mysterious, reclusive, eccentric, slightly sinister figure. I watched the 1971 film again this Sunday past, and that's the version I'll stick with - nothing beats it.

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 7 місяців тому +17

      I don't mind Wonka having a backstory, but this isn't it. Neither was it him having a hardass dentist dad who could literally relocate a brownstone condo. If the Burton version only showed him going into the jungle to enlist the help of the Oompa Loompas, I'd have been fine with that. But they wasted Christopher Lee in the lamest way possible.

    • @Chiwowza
      @Chiwowza 7 місяців тому +14

      Reminds me of how Disney tried making backstories for characters like Cruella de Vil and The Mad Hatter, even though part of what made them interesting was leaving some things mysterious and unsaid. Coming up with an explanation for every little thing cheapens the whole story and this is something modern Hollywood is horrible with

    • @taliagmail.com2005
      @taliagmail.com2005 7 місяців тому +3

      eh I disagree I kinda liked this backstory even though no one asked for this film I still love this movie

    • @Miyanoai14
      @Miyanoai14 7 місяців тому +5

      I agree he doesn’t need one, but I can completely believe this, especially with the mention of the rival chocolatiers from the og film. It’s a very sweet film.

    • @Klm49
      @Klm49 7 місяців тому +4

      I now love both movies, and so do both of my young girls. We can love multiple things at once!

  • @elisabetheastwood5163
    @elisabetheastwood5163 7 місяців тому +17

    Surprised you didn't mention the fact that my main man William will put actual live insects in his chocolate, allow people in the city to drink chocolate that he and a child were swimming in, and allow his friends to eat years-old chocolate that has been who knows where BUT his travel factory has hand sanitizer.
    Dude, why is _this_ the moment you start caring about health and safety regulations?
    It's sort of the same as the way he takes away people's free will (you can't tell me those Broadway chocolates don't), gives two people (at least) severe alcohol poisoning, steals a myriad of things: balloons, giraffes milk, clothing, and cocoa pods, but taking a pint of milk from not-plot-important characters is absolutely off the table. Why is _this_ the moment your ethics kick in?

    • @olewyrdd
      @olewyrdd 5 місяців тому

      If we stick with the premise that this took place in Vikki times, of times milk sold at that time usually had alot of crap added to it...sheep brains, unclean water, boracic acid, etc. so basically, if you didn't see or do the milking yourself, don't trust it. Hence why he didn't steal the bottles milk

  • @Sassy-qh5nh
    @Sassy-qh5nh 7 місяців тому +31

    10:10. That's glass. You can't dance around on 19th century leaded glass. Dear me!!!!!

  • @agentmaryland1239
    @agentmaryland1239 7 місяців тому +13

    Willy Wonka: "I'm warning all of you to stop eating my products because they've been poisoned!"
    Crowd: "Well then it's clearly you who did it, so we're going to destroy your hard work because no one in a movie is ever rational or sane."

  • @PodyTheCirate
    @PodyTheCirate 7 місяців тому +67

    I love when Cinemasins does movies that I don’t care to watch but am petty enough to sin LOL

  • @julix_lxre
    @julix_lxre 7 місяців тому +189

    The amount of people upset/surprised that this movie is a musical have not seen ANY of the Willy Wonka movies 😭😭😭

    • @taliagmail.com2005
      @taliagmail.com2005 7 місяців тому +10

      bro this is literally a prequel to the 1971 version that was also a musical so it shouldn't be that surprising unless they never saw the original

    • @nellywilliams2776
      @nellywilliams2776 7 місяців тому +14

      I’m going to take a wild guess and say these folks have never seen the original.

    • @taliagmail.com2005
      @taliagmail.com2005 7 місяців тому +4

      @@nellywilliams2776 probably haven't I have seen both the 1971 and 2005 version multiple times as a little girl then I saw this one at the cinema as a young adult

    • @abbray
      @abbray 7 місяців тому +14

      Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory literally has "The Candy Man" within the first 2 minutes (excluding opening credits). A few different characters have full songs in it.
      Granted, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory limited the songs to the Oompa Loopas (I think it's been a while, but I can't remember anyone else singing).
      So I'm with you, I was pretty surprised people didn't expect it to be a musical.

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette 7 місяців тому +3

      I admitedly never saw the original and I can't barely remember the one with Johnny Depp so yeah...

  • @JMcLeodKC711
    @JMcLeodKC711 7 місяців тому +56

    7:34 Dude you are a LEGEND for that one!!!!!

    • @Rasta426
      @Rasta426 7 місяців тому +1

      RIP Gilbert!

  • @johnb3587
    @johnb3587 7 місяців тому +38

    This was massive whiplash after seeing dune 2

    • @bobs_toys
      @bobs_toys 7 місяців тому +10

      Try seeing it before Dune 2.
      Imagining Paul breaking out into songs about chocolate.

    • @giuli_taylorsversion_
      @giuli_taylorsversion_ 7 місяців тому +1

      @@bobs_toysHAHAHA I just saw dune 1 for the first time a few days ago and imma go watch the 2nd one this week (I LOVED IT) and I started laughing thinking about Paul singing about chocolate randomly 😂😂
      Edit: Just watched Dune 2 a few days ago and I ADORED it! A bit bummed about the cliffhanger and the end of the movie, but the movie was SO GOODDDDD

    • @hannahjordan9833
      @hannahjordan9833 7 місяців тому +2

      In both films Charlamet's beautiful face is used in place of charisma or likeability

    • @vorshack8968
      @vorshack8968 2 місяці тому

      The takeaway is that he has limited range and is NOT a character actor.

  • @Novastar.SaberCombat
    @Novastar.SaberCombat 7 місяців тому +44

    "Deus Ex Chocina" pretty much sums it up, hahaha. 😂 That was a genius dig on this travesty of a re-rebooted re-remake.

    • @willtheprodigy3819
      @willtheprodigy3819 7 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, this whole movie was garbage. Shouldn’t have been made.

    • @sleepyalexa
      @sleepyalexa 7 місяців тому

      ​@@willtheprodigy3819I liked it, as long as I don't compare it to the original too much lol

    • @jgabraham4913
      @jgabraham4913 7 місяців тому +4

      It's not a remake. It's an original origin story.

    • @Giran_0
      @Giran_0 7 місяців тому

      It's a prequel

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat 7 місяців тому

      @@jgabraham4913 There's nothing "original" about it. The project was a disaster from start to finish, "chock" full of chocolate rain, and a river of slurry and sludge that is Hollywont's slushy specialty of cacao.

  • @TheCommenterDragon
    @TheCommenterDragon 7 місяців тому +90

    For me some of the best parts of "Wonka" were the songs! The actors and extra's all did amazing work I loved how literally every single performance felt like a musical straight out of Broadway!
    And listening to Timothee Chalamet sing "Pure Imagination" makes me think that Gene Wilder would've been both proud and thrilled!

    • @willtheprodigy3819
      @willtheprodigy3819 7 місяців тому +9

      Whole movie was garbage. Sorry.

    • @TheCommenterDragon
      @TheCommenterDragon 7 місяців тому +9

      @@willtheprodigy3819 Inevitability prevails.

    • @willtheprodigy3819
      @willtheprodigy3819 7 місяців тому

      @@TheCommenterDragon English.

    • @Historybuff-mx4dv
      @Historybuff-mx4dv 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@willtheprodigy3819 They are saying that it was inevitable that someone would come along and post a predictable negative comment.

    • @TheCommenterDragon
      @TheCommenterDragon 7 місяців тому

      ​@@magnumpicactus You may as well say that Timothee Chalamet's vocals was the worst singing you ever heard while you're at it.

  • @alyxleaf
    @alyxleaf 7 місяців тому +5

    Me and my friend did a version of this while we were in the cinema watching Wonka on release day, i cant remmeber how many sins we counted but it was good fun

  • @RobinNicoagain
    @RobinNicoagain 7 місяців тому +8

    Yes. I do enjoy prequel movies that showcases our symphatic hero making friends when we know in future he will sack each and every one of them out of his factory.
    Good times.

    • @cacklebabygg6156
      @cacklebabygg6156 4 місяці тому +2

      It is completely original, a prequel not attached to either of the others

    • @jonathanmarkoff4469
      @jonathanmarkoff4469 3 місяці тому

      @@cacklebabygg6156 That makes it a reboot rather than a prequel.

  • @danniantagonist
    @danniantagonist 7 місяців тому +5

    Omg! I did not expect a Taskmaster reference in my CinemaSins!
    Excuse me whilst i do a little jig of joy ... 🥰🥰

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 7 місяців тому +5

    15:14 And, the Titanic and the Atom Bomb. Dangerous inventions that gave us amazing movies.

  • @NyahJustice
    @NyahJustice 7 місяців тому +50

    Wonka: Here we go, Mama...
    Jeremy: That is a candy bar, WILLIAM.
    that one got me.

  • @danbrown4life
    @danbrown4life 7 місяців тому +15

    The dentist that removed my wisdom teeth was literally named Dr Cutright

  • @PootPootMagoot
    @PootPootMagoot 7 місяців тому +20

    11:43 Taskmaster was the show both Phil Wang (S7) and Charlotte Richie (S11) were in... 11-7 = 4
    I'll say the film is DULL, but I see you Little Jeremy Horne

    • @octoberking4048
      @octoberking4048 7 місяців тому +4

      Nice to see other people got it! I love taskmaster

    • @CinemaSins
      @CinemaSins  7 місяців тому +12

      I've stopped the clock! 4 points!

  • @justsiimba
    @justsiimba 7 місяців тому +3

    best movie of 2023. 2023 was a rough year and this feel good movie was very much needed to bring a joy to the year. movie just makes you smile through the bs.

  • @eltanin.amelia
    @eltanin.amelia 7 місяців тому +1

    as a long time six idiots fan, i got very excited when I saw matt and charlotte, and Simon was part of the writing team for this movie!! So good, i love that they're all still working together.

  • @DouglasMoncsko
    @DouglasMoncsko 7 місяців тому +29

    Jokes on you, I took a chocolate thc edible and imagined he was handing edibles to everyone. Made the movie a WHOLE lot better 😂😂

  • @MIGHTYMONEYY
    @MIGHTYMONEYY 7 місяців тому +9

    The dancing scene when they're kicking 🤣🤣

  • @tiffanybrickhouse1525
    @tiffanybrickhouse1525 7 місяців тому +5

    Who thinks CinemaSins needs to do the Tremor movies! I love those movies, and I would love to see their take on them!

  • @themotleycollector
    @themotleycollector 7 місяців тому +2

    Add a sin for pointing out that the chart was for a calendar month, but it's misspelled "CALENDER". (You even placed a pointer directly to it.) Not to mention, no baby giraffe for a nursing momma one.
    That said, I found this film to be a lot more delightful than I expected it to be (like the sort-of-related Paddington movies.)

  • @atmus64
    @atmus64 7 місяців тому +10

    13:14 that's not a cocoa bean, it's a cocoa fruit, inside there is a lot of beans (seeds). The more you know. :)

  • @TheClassics01
    @TheClassics01 7 місяців тому +5

    Ok, but, Mr. Cinema Sins missed a prime spot at the end to input “nothing rhymes with Noodle” and then cut to Mickey Mouse Club House with the “Ohhh Toodlesss!”
    Just sayin….

  • @d00mbr07
    @d00mbr07 7 місяців тому +17

    That thumbnail killed my sides bro haha, but still imma need you to sin Titan A.E. and Eight Legged Freaks

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee1121 7 місяців тому +11

    I'm glad other people also hold their breath through breath holding movie scenes.

    • @TommyWuh
      @TommyWuh 7 місяців тому +3

      I tried that during A Clockwork Orange once. Didn't go well

  • @AnimatronicBadgerlord
    @AnimatronicBadgerlord 7 місяців тому +8

    Just watched the movie a couple days ago... to be honest... I really loved it. Was silly and ridiculous, had fun songs, fun visuals, made me laugh a bunch more than I expected and I can't say how much I adore cartoonishly evil villains. It gave me some Live Action Cat in the Hat vibes (In that the movie doesn't need to make sense, it was just fun). I recommend it!

  • @yinyangyt8749
    @yinyangyt8749 3 місяці тому +2

    This movie was so good. They put every little detail together nicely and it wasn’t a pointless prequel or anything

  • @giuseppeianniello1998
    @giuseppeianniello1998 7 місяців тому +9

    The film was just ok for me, but Olivia Colman’s delightful performance is the highlight here and thank you CinemaSins for removing a sin for the queen.

  • @zphyr6780
    @zphyr6780 7 місяців тому +38

    Ah finally, all the important bits of the movie without having to actually go see it

  • @radagast7200
    @radagast7200 7 місяців тому +14

    The sequel to Wonka is much better. Snowpiercer is the best movie in the wonka world.

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 7 місяців тому +3

      I love that theory.

    • @QuantumKenkaku
      @QuantumKenkaku 7 місяців тому +1

      In the willyverse

    • @taliagmail.com2005
      @taliagmail.com2005 7 місяців тому

      that's not a sequel that was something you found out in a theory

    • @Panda72021
      @Panda72021 7 місяців тому

      @@QuantumKenkaku Not to be confused with Grindr or unsolicited dick-pics. 😉

  • @awlig
    @awlig 7 місяців тому +3

    I would only watch this for Atkinson and Colman - probably the best parts of anything they're in

  • @writeonshell
    @writeonshell 7 місяців тому +6

    Ngl, I would buy that flamingo sticker. I'm still traumatised by the flamingo craze of 2022.

  • @CheeksfromQueens
    @CheeksfromQueens 7 місяців тому +2

    im not even 5 minutes in and I'm CRYING!... i think im actually having more fun watching this than the movie itself.

  • @OversoulGaming
    @OversoulGaming 7 місяців тому +2

    Man you guys are gonna have a hay day with all the opening logos in Late Night With the Devil

  • @shermanrittletonthe3rd365
    @shermanrittletonthe3rd365 7 місяців тому +4

    Your channel is the first thing I think of when I start getting pissed off at a movie I thought I would like, like this one. Also, if they're not feeding the giraffe then there wouldn't be any poop /s lol

  • @bimbim1876
    @bimbim1876 7 місяців тому +2

    10:45 how did you know I was crunching on popcorn 🍿 you wizard

  • @theotherguy6951
    @theotherguy6951 7 місяців тому +21

    If the police chief accepts chocolate for bribes then Wonka should have bribed him with his own chocolate which is far better than anything the police chief will get from the cartel.

    • @andylaw3222
      @andylaw3222 7 місяців тому +1

      Imagine it being THC chocolate😂

  • @bryanwoodard1240
    @bryanwoodard1240 7 місяців тому +7

    add a sin for making me laugh at the mouth of Sauron 🤣

  • @Neoicecreaman
    @Neoicecreaman 7 місяців тому +18

    I can't wait for the sequel where they battle the unknown.

  • @SevenEllen
    @SevenEllen 6 місяців тому +2

    Please do an Everything GREAT About Wonka. I loved this film.

  • @Johnathon-n9z
    @Johnathon-n9z 7 місяців тому +3

    I watched it with my sister and the second there was singing I turned to a stranger as soon as he did and we both mouthed” is this a musical” 🍫

  • @akmixman76
    @akmixman76 6 місяців тому +2

    I’m surprised the fact that “oompa loompas don’t negotiate” yet works was offered a deal for half a jar of hover chucks instead of a full jar of chocolate, was not sinned

  • @_The_Archive_
    @_The_Archive_ 7 місяців тому +53

    Film Fact: Timothée Chalamet got sick multiple times during production due to how much chocolate and candy he had to eat.

    • @AussBosss
      @AussBosss 7 місяців тому

      Or how much ass since the movie is ass. Respectfully 😂

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 7 місяців тому +17

      He clearly should've spoken with Will Ferrell, because he also got sick a lot filming Elf for the same reason.

    • @demi-leedelaney6038
      @demi-leedelaney6038 7 місяців тому +1

      @@mallios13 That is true.

    • @taliagmail.com2005
      @taliagmail.com2005 7 місяців тому

      ​@@mallios13lol

    • @TrelliessRose
      @TrelliessRose 6 місяців тому +1

      WHOA.

  • @therealpatriarchy
    @therealpatriarchy 7 місяців тому +3

    **'Wonka' appears**
    -
    Viewer: **mentally checks out**
    -
    19 minutes later: Oh, was I watching a video?

  • @melissa-wilson
    @melissa-wilson 7 місяців тому +3

    ❤️ Chalamet. ❤️ Wonka. Hated the incessant singing, but my nephews loved it.

  • @Sam_9988
    @Sam_9988 7 місяців тому +2

    “I ruv ru raggy” caught me so off guard and I lost it

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 7 місяців тому +9

    So that's what Leto from Dune was doing. Making chocolate and selling them on the market like he did with the spice.

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 7 місяців тому +2

      If he sells anything with "cinnamon" in it, you know what it is.

  • @SuperStarGamer75
    @SuperStarGamer75 7 місяців тому +27

    Notice The Last Coin Wonka Loses Is The One Charley Uses To Buy The Last Chocolate Ticket

    • @Cowboy_Frog
      @Cowboy_Frog 7 місяців тому +3

      Stop capitalising every word.

    • @venomenace
      @venomenace 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Cowboy_Frog This guy hates capitalism.

    • @Giran_0
      @Giran_0 7 місяців тому

      Wait for real?

  • @u.npeacekeeperball432
    @u.npeacekeeperball432 7 місяців тому +11

    I swear CinemaSins did a video on this before...

  • @Pokefreak951
    @Pokefreak951 5 місяців тому +1

    As a movie/show snark myself, I’d love to have someone like y’all to watch movies with. Lol Finally somebody who doesn’t side-eye and sigh when I comment on stuff.

  • @DarkfireTaimatsu
    @DarkfireTaimatsu 7 місяців тому +4

    I better be seeing that bumper sticker on the Cinema Sins store in the coming weeks~

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 7 місяців тому +20

    Wonka's father Count Dooku was proud of him and his accomplishments despite their differences.
    *SIGNATURE LOOK OF SUPERIORITY*

    • @lovescarguitar
      @lovescarguitar 7 місяців тому +7

      And all this.....this ....... CHOCOLATE!

  • @leonardmarinacci4303
    @leonardmarinacci4303 7 місяців тому +6

    Pants will now be referred to as "leg bags" from now on.

  • @VaNuaBean
    @VaNuaBean 7 місяців тому +3

    Finally, someone else who hates salt on candy. Thank you, Jeremy

  • @sonn13
    @sonn13 7 місяців тому +3

    Jeremy u made this movie more interesting, than when I watched in the theater. I can’t tell you how many times I fell asleep during it. Painful to watch 😖😖😖

  • @patricklarsen182
    @patricklarsen182 7 місяців тому

    In the outtakes, with the “poison” scene, you should’ve played the clip from Clue where Mr. Green goes, “Maybe he was poisoned!” and then Mrs. Peacock starts screaming.

  • @plushblueep
    @plushblueep 7 місяців тому +7

    I got a Wonka ad before this.

  • @AuraMaster_7
    @AuraMaster_7 2 місяці тому +1

    "Despite not putting any singing in the previews"
    Uhhhh, like half of the previews was just singing. It was super obvious that this movie was going to heavily feature singing.

  • @SOLIDShift_VI
    @SOLIDShift_VI 7 місяців тому +3

    I'm sinning CinemaSins for not knowing how cocoa pods/beans work or look like.

  • @WarpChaos
    @WarpChaos 7 місяців тому +8

    Instead of this film, they should've just made a movie of Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator.

    • @demi-leedelaney6038
      @demi-leedelaney6038 7 місяців тому +2

      I actually would've liked to seen that. It could have been really interesting.

    • @dannyboydoh
      @dannyboydoh 4 місяці тому +3

      I've always wanted a film based on that book, but apparently after Roald Dahl saw the original 1971 film and hated it, he said that he didn't want that book to be made into a film.

    • @jonathanmarkoff4469
      @jonathanmarkoff4469 3 місяці тому +2

      @@dannyboydoh Does his estate still sit on the rights?

    • @dannyboydoh
      @dannyboydoh 3 місяці тому

      @@jonathanmarkoff4469 I couldn't find anything to indicate that it does. However there was an article from 2019 that stated that Netflck where going to be making a Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator movie, but I guess that was scraped.

  • @karlesmcquade2863
    @karlesmcquade2863 7 місяців тому +3

    14:55 "In an upsetting turn of events, 'Wonka' was featured on the Kill Count."

  • @juicev25
    @juicev25 7 місяців тому +1

    The Aristocrats reference was awesome!! Well done!

  • @stephlivegigs3587
    @stephlivegigs3587 7 місяців тому +4

    Thank you for the Taskmaster reference

  • @zachn9907
    @zachn9907 7 місяців тому +2

    youre right about the laundry song being remembered, its 🔥

  • @RaeezTheDeadPoet
    @RaeezTheDeadPoet 7 місяців тому +8

    13:12 That is a cocoa pod, the cocoa beans ,I believe, are located within said pod.

    • @itshamstertime2709
      @itshamstertime2709 7 місяців тому +2

      Dude, i was scrolling for so long just for someone to say this!

  • @SapperWoody
    @SapperWoody 7 місяців тому +1

    I once tried to hold my breath during Men Of Honor on TV when they put themselves into the diving suits full of water. I did a pretty good job, but couldn't make it through the second commercial.

  • @Badmunky64
    @Badmunky64 7 місяців тому +13

    I have no idea why people liked this movie. Granted, I'm biased as I'm not a fan of musicals, but I was so bored I bailed after 40 minutes.

    • @ThatOnePlatypusGuy
      @ThatOnePlatypusGuy 6 місяців тому +5

      It is a good movie, some people love musicals, why would you go see a musical if you didn't like one?

    • @darladimple8437
      @darladimple8437 5 місяців тому +1

      wow

    • @jonathanmarkoff4469
      @jonathanmarkoff4469 3 місяці тому

      @@ThatOnePlatypusGuy It wasn't advertised as a musical.

    • @ThatOnePlatypusGuy
      @ThatOnePlatypusGuy 3 місяці тому +2

      @@jonathanmarkoff4469 bro didn't watch the trailer

  • @flibnit1
    @flibnit1 2 місяці тому

    I haven’t even watched yet but I already know this is exactly what I need right now.

  • @Lutail.
    @Lutail. 7 місяців тому +11

    Phil Wang (Colin) and Charlotte Richie (Barbara) were both in the tv show "taskmaster". Phil was in season 7 and Charlotte was in season 11. So the four letter word I'm going to use to sum up this movie is "daft".

  • @jonpopelka
    @jonpopelka 7 місяців тому +1

    Trying to come up with an Archer style 'Meowschwitz' joke for the giraffe...the best I can do is, "It's like Belzneck in there."

  • @deathstar2294
    @deathstar2294 7 місяців тому +5

    Did I think this movie was needed? No. Did I think it was necessarily good? Not really. Was I able to enjoy it and turn my brain off? Yes

  • @davinlaroche3029
    @davinlaroche3029 7 місяців тому +2

    I haven't seen the movie, had no intention of wasting any of whatever time I have left here watching it, and this video cements my decision. Thank you!

    • @ThatOnePlatypusGuy
      @ThatOnePlatypusGuy 6 місяців тому

      Be careful around CinemaSins, he spreads alot of misinformation alot of the times, I suggest actually watching the movie before watching this guy.

  • @TheTamally
    @TheTamally 7 місяців тому +5

    This movie really had no idea what the point of the original story was.

    • @jonathanmarkoff4469
      @jonathanmarkoff4469 3 місяці тому

      It is suitable for a sequel/prequel/reboot or whatever to have a different point, otherwise we'd just have the same story over and over again.