Everything Wrong With Wonka in 19 Minutes or Less
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- Wonka did sneaky good work at the box office and was generally liked by critics and audiences alike. Its first sin was trying to hide the fact that it was a musical. Let's see the rest of them, shall we?
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You have to remember, the Wonka in the original spent 20 years in isolation after some of his employees betrayed him by selling his recipes to his competitors.
also have to remember this Wonka has nothing to do with the other ones, its its own movie.
@@rogusmith2630 , it is actually set up as a prequel to the Gene Wilder movie. That's why it uses so many aspects from that one, like Wonka's outfit, orange oompa loompas, etc.
@SgtSupaman the director said this is not an official prequel and should be considered a companion
I love the original but enjoy the less murdery and more wholesome version of the character
@@detective_mitch_connerBut at that point why call it a companion. It fills the perfect shoes for it to be a prequel. Especially since the oompa loompas and style of his factory is pretty much the same as Gene Wilder's version
Biggest LEGITIMATE sin--he stole cocoa PODS, not just beans, as the beans are contained inside the pods, and since each pod contains somewhere between 40 and 60 beans, he has way more than 4 or 5 beans.
For Colin & and Barbra, the actors are Phil Wang & Charlotte Ritchie, who were both on Taskmaster UK (love taskmaster). Phil was on in season 7, Charlotte was season 11, leaving me with a 4 letter word, which would be gery, meaning subject to frequent and sudden changes; variable, unpredictable.
Fun fact about Charlotte, she was also in the 4th Harry Potter film.
JEREMY HAS TO SEE THIS
I knew I recognized her from somewhere (turns out it was Taskmaster) Now I'm wracking my brain on who she was in Goblet of Fire (HP 4)
Edit: I was thinking of Olivia Coleman (who played Mrs Scrubbitt) and was in neither Taskmaster UK nor Harry Potter.
And my 4 letter word is "NEEEEERRRD!"
Season 7 of Taskmaster is hands down the best season. Usually they have one contestant as chaos incarnate, but in that season they all were and it was a blast.
I still see Phil's Wang when I close my eyes at night 😂
The most famous man to ever get away with saying “Hey kids…you want some candy???”
Cosby?
You've never had Jello like this @@breezy1507
🤣🤣🤣🤣 yup
King Candy
And now, every time a man says that to me, I’m always ready for candy. Sometimes, it’s not candy 😭
Brit here
All pants are underwear, but not all underwear are pants, pants are a specific type of underwear. Pants is also a unisex term, while women wear "knickers" they can also be called pants or panties. Pants are often called underpants, no we don't have overpants so no idea why we specify.
Thank you for listening to my TED Talk on pants.
Brilliant
Language is fun
Pants uncontrollably
"I Thought This Country Spawned The Fucking Language, And So Far Nobody Seems To Speak It"
The important thing is what do you call "going commando"? "Wearing your knixers"? "Riding the sans-pants express"? "Do you not want pants? Because this is how you don't get pants."? The world must know!
@13:30 - Wokna casually lifts a 150 pound manhole cover with his fingers and tosses it aside like it was a movie prop.
LISAN AL GAIB
Hmmmm maybe because it is
Seems like he's a male Mary Poppins in this movie.
Damn I’ve got some news for you
As is written
"Taskmaster"
Phil Wang season 7
Charlotte Richie season 12
Answer = Pfft 🤠
Whoops, typo. Pffft 🤠
I've stopped the clock! You were the fastest of the non-SinClub crew so I award you 5 points!
But Charlotte was on season 11
@@DJAbrahamLincoln1 Your right, I thought the typo was the final answer. It turns out the typo was 12 instead of 11. Thus my first answer Pfft was right
@@CinemaSinsi did it too!
The post-credits scene of Lofty showing a little bonus of what happened to Willy Wonka's friends and also enemies in the aftermath as well was great.
Pure imagination living there you be free if you truly wish to be in memory of Gene Wilder Gene would be proud
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I remember watching this movie in theaters and thinking "wondering a giraffe smells like" will probably be in the cinemasins video for this movie
Daft. That's my answer Taskmaster
How did you post your answer before the video went live? 🧐
bro replied negative 13 hours ago 😭😭
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Holy shit he did it
Wait how the fuck did he do it 12 hours before it went live
Imagine being an orphan, being raised by 2 of the most english people to ever english
And growing up with an American accent.
Its basically blasphemy.
Was she really raised by them? By the way I see it is she spends most of her time cleaning with the other people that got scammed so that's where she probably got it from
@@zoeallen6734 that's a fair point, even so the accent would be a mix of all their accents with heavy 1800's English tones.
It's a joke, of course they couldn't expect a child to imitate an accent like that, it's difficult enough for adults with native English accents.
Although I will say the amount of American accents does genuinely make you forget this movie is set in England though, which is one of the few nit picky issues I have with the movie, wouldn't change it though, I actually loved the film through and through.
Is wizadora Wonkers mum? Wizadora was a UK kids show...
* and *, that's all I'm saying.
I thought it was set in Geneva @@mickieg1994 (because the text in the movie makes some French references, such as using Messieurs) and because it appears to be cold mountainous climate (the coast could be the coast of Lac Leman)
While it isn't entirely confirmed, when willy gets off the ship, im pretty sure hes called either chef or chief, which means he COULD have been the chef of the boat, also explaining the carrots in his hat for stew.
He said he solely focused his studies in chocolate making. He doesn't know how to read and he probably can't cook either
He’s repeatedly called chef as he gets off the ship… I watch with subtitles lol
@@fuzzyapple when he says that he said "i focused most of my studies exclusively in chocolate" and from hayleys repl he IS called chef, so he either A: ate many kinds of chocolate over the years to keep some kind of balance diet of chocolate, or B, he learned how to do basic cooking.
I love when Cinemasins does movies that I don’t care to watch but am petty enough to sin LOL
I'm so happy this is *NOT* sponsored by Betterhelp.
Okay?
Weirdo alert
Betterhelp is the opposite of help
@@Dobbythecat123 what do you mean almost every video has been sponsored by BetterHelp
@@atomdecay at this point read what other people wrote Xd
When I saw the marketing for this movie I thought this was supposed to be a Willy Wonka origin story. Now I am just confused because this looks like a mash up of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and Annie and Chocolat and none of it makes sense for that premise.
I took a bunch of kids to see this, expecting it to be hot garbage and ended up loving it.
I LOVED it!!!
@@spklyunicorn So did I!
I'll be the nerd. Those pods are WHERE the cocoa beans or seeds come from.
It's a very neat process from start to finish but inside that giant pod, when cracked open it looks like animal intestines but if you dry out these seeds inside it and throw the goo away, roast them to certain temp for a certain time, then peel the outer husks out.
The real "cocoa beans" (really seeds) and then ground to a fine powder and then sugar is added, BAM. Real chocolate.
What makes the differences between often very cheap quality chocolate (hershey) and one of very high quality (lindor, Cheribaldi etc. other swiss chocolatiers) is the quality of the beans themselves and how they were treated along the whole way.
It's more complex than just grinding the dehusked seeds and adding sugar, but that's the gist. It's so funny to see the inside of a cracked pod. It looks like a facehugger monster from the Alien movie franchise but without legs.
18:17 Willy and Noodle are both wearing clean clothing now though, and there isn't a drop of chocolate on them, so this clearly took place later in the day or even a few days later.
The amount of people upset/surprised that this movie is a musical have not seen ANY of the Willy Wonka movies 😭😭😭
bro this is literally a prequel to the 1971 version that was also a musical so it shouldn't be that surprising unless they never saw the original
I’m going to take a wild guess and say these folks have never seen the original.
@@nellywilliams2776 probably haven't I have seen both the 1971 and 2005 version multiple times as a little girl then I saw this one at the cinema as a young adult
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory literally has "The Candy Man" within the first 2 minutes (excluding opening credits). A few different characters have full songs in it.
Granted, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory limited the songs to the Oompa Loopas (I think it's been a while, but I can't remember anyone else singing).
So I'm with you, I was pretty surprised people didn't expect it to be a musical.
I admitedly never saw the original and I can't barely remember the one with Johnny Depp so yeah...
10:10. That's glass. You can't dance around on 19th century leaded glass. Dear me!!!!!
Willy Wonka doesn't need a backstory - he just exists, for the purposes of the original story, as this mysterious, reclusive, eccentric, slightly sinister figure. I watched the 1971 film again this Sunday past, and that's the version I'll stick with - nothing beats it.
I don't mind Wonka having a backstory, but this isn't it. Neither was it him having a hardass dentist dad who could literally relocate a brownstone condo. If the Burton version only showed him going into the jungle to enlist the help of the Oompa Loompas, I'd have been fine with that. But they wasted Christopher Lee in the lamest way possible.
Reminds me of how Disney tried making backstories for characters like Cruella de Vil and The Mad Hatter, even though part of what made them interesting was leaving some things mysterious and unsaid. Coming up with an explanation for every little thing cheapens the whole story and this is something modern Hollywood is horrible with
eh I disagree I kinda liked this backstory even though no one asked for this film I still love this movie
I agree he doesn’t need one, but I can completely believe this, especially with the mention of the rival chocolatiers from the og film. It’s a very sweet film.
I now love both movies, and so do both of my young girls. We can love multiple things at once!
Jokes on you, I took a chocolate thc edible and imagined he was handing edibles to everyone. Made the movie a WHOLE lot better 😂😂
Just watched the movie a couple days ago... to be honest... I really loved it. Was silly and ridiculous, had fun songs, fun visuals, made me laugh a bunch more than I expected and I can't say how much I adore cartoonishly evil villains. It gave me some Live Action Cat in the Hat vibes (In that the movie doesn't need to make sense, it was just fun). I recommend it!
Phil Wang (Colin) and Charlotte Richie (Barbara) were both in the tv show "taskmaster". Phil was in season 7 and Charlotte was in season 11. So the four letter word I'm going to use to sum up this movie is "daft".
7:34 Dude you are a LEGEND for that one!!!!!
RIP Gilbert!
Dude, your writing and delivery on this was SUPBOERB. You are like fine wine. This will be a rewatch many times. Bravo.
Wonka: Here we go, Mama...
Jeremy: That is a candy bar, WILLIAM.
that one got me.
For me some of the best parts of "Wonka" were the songs! The actors and extra's all did amazing work I loved how literally every single performance felt like a musical straight out of Broadway!
And listening to Timothee Chalamet sing "Pure Imagination" makes me think that Gene Wilder would've been both proud and thrilled!
Whole movie was garbage. Sorry.
@@willtheprodigy3819 Inevitability prevails.
@@TheCommenterDragon English.
I guess it really does just depend on the person, for me the musical parts felt like a joke 😭 it was so hard to get through those parts for me personally
@@willtheprodigy3819 They are saying that it was inevitable that someone would come along and post a predictable negative comment.
Ah finally, all the important bits of the movie without having to actually go see it
"Deus Ex Chocina" pretty much sums it up, hahaha. 😂 That was a genius dig on this travesty of a re-rebooted re-remake.
Yeah, this whole movie was garbage. Shouldn’t have been made.
@@willtheprodigy3819I liked it, as long as I don't compare it to the original too much lol
It's not a remake. It's an original origin story.
It's a prequel
@@jgabraham4913 There's nothing "original" about it. The project was a disaster from start to finish, "chock" full of chocolate rain, and a river of slurry and sludge that is Hollywont's slushy specialty of cacao.
Jeremy, that Dance Sequence Kicking Rant was amazing. I agree, so many of them are giving it everything, yet the waiters are just bouncing. Great stuff! I replayed that portion at least 20 times after I had viewed the entirety of your sin video. Also is it possible to get a I Sin Flamingos bumper sticker? Thanks for all of the laughs (especially the Dance Sequence Kicking Rant!) Take care.
I rewatched that part too. Hilarious!
Never would I have imagined a Taskmaster reference in a CinemaSins video, let alone one about Wonka.
Hugh Grant nailed his role as Lofty and his Oompa Loompa song is very catchy.
Colin (real name: Phil Wang) and Barbara (real name: Charlotte Ritchie) were both in Taskmaster, with Phil being in series 7 and Charlotte being in series 11. 11-7 is 4. A 4 letter word describing Wonka is "cute".
thank you for posting this 🙏
Charlotte was also in a PBS show that involves midwifes. I'm not sure if Phil was too. But he could have been.
Her name in the midwife show was infact Barbara
Yes. I do enjoy prequel movies that showcases our symphatic hero making friends when we know in future he will sack each and every one of them out of his factory.
Good times.
Film Fact: Timothée Chalamet got sick multiple times during production due to how much chocolate and candy he had to eat.
Or how much ass since the movie is ass. Respectfully 😂
He clearly should've spoken with Will Ferrell, because he also got sick a lot filming Elf for the same reason.
@@mallios13 That is true.
@@mallios13lol
WHOA.
The dancing scene when they're kicking 🤣🤣
That thumbnail killed my sides bro haha, but still imma need you to sin Titan A.E. and Eight Legged Freaks
So I just got through rewatching the original “Beetlejuice” movie, now that the trailer for the sequel is out, and I was BEYOND shocked and disappointed that CinemaSins never did a Beetlejuice sin video. Soooo I request as a fan that you do that, especially since the sequel is just months away lol
The reason they didn't do a sin video for Beetlejuice is because you can't sin a perfect movie. It would basically be "Opening credits SKIP Oh, look! Lydia is floating! The end". Granted, they could easily tack on 100000 sins at the end for the simple fact that it took over 35 freakin' YEARS to get a sequel but that's pretty much it.
@@caseymacmacl7463
Lmao, one, the channel description says that no movie is without sin, secondly, they sin even their favorite movies that they think are legitimately great movies.
The narrator of these videos, I don’t know his name, for the Lion King sin video (the original animated movie, not the “remake”), he thinks the Lion King is a masterpiece and they still found things to sin lol.
Besides with the Beetlejuice sequel coming out this year, I think a sin video of the original movie would be great, to lead up to the sequel.
13:12 That is a cocoa pod, the cocoa beans ,I believe, are located within said pod.
Dude, i was scrolling for so long just for someone to say this!
This was massive whiplash after seeing dune 2
Try seeing it before Dune 2.
Imagining Paul breaking out into songs about chocolate.
@@bobs_toysHAHAHA I just saw dune 1 for the first time a few days ago and imma go watch the 2nd one this week (I LOVED IT) and I started laughing thinking about Paul singing about chocolate randomly 😂😂
Edit: Just watched Dune 2 a few days ago and I ADORED it! A bit bummed about the cliffhanger and the end of the movie, but the movie was SO GOODDDDD
In both films Charlamet's beautiful face is used in place of charisma or likeability
Omg! I did not expect a Taskmaster reference in my CinemaSins!
Excuse me whilst i do a little jig of joy ... 🥰🥰
Surprised you didn't mention the fact that my main man William will put actual live insects in his chocolate, allow people in the city to drink chocolate that he and a child were swimming in, and allow his friends to eat years-old chocolate that has been who knows where BUT his travel factory has hand sanitizer.
Dude, why is _this_ the moment you start caring about health and safety regulations?
It's sort of the same as the way he takes away people's free will (you can't tell me those Broadway chocolates don't), gives two people (at least) severe alcohol poisoning, steals a myriad of things: balloons, giraffes milk, clothing, and cocoa pods, but taking a pint of milk from not-plot-important characters is absolutely off the table. Why is _this_ the moment your ethics kick in?
Willy Wonka: "I'm warning all of you to stop eating my products because they've been poisoned!"
Crowd: "Well then it's clearly you who did it, so we're going to destroy your hard work because no one in a movie is ever rational or sane."
12:53 💁♂️I get that there’s magic involved with this movie, butt this chocolate leprechaun just blew smoke through an already established solid surface and I am not ok with that. Adding my own sin for this *ding* lol😂😂😜😁
I know right? Is Willey Wonka in our world or are we in his? You can't have it both ways, man. Did you ever think about that? 😅
The dentist that removed my wisdom teeth was literally named Dr Cutright
I have been waiting for this video for months! I'm so excited!!
Add a sin for pointing out that the chart was for a calendar month, but it's misspelled "CALENDER". (You even placed a pointer directly to it.) Not to mention, no baby giraffe for a nursing momma one.
That said, I found this film to be a lot more delightful than I expected it to be (like the sort-of-related Paddington movies.)
best movie of 2023. 2023 was a rough year and this feel good movie was very much needed to bring a joy to the year. movie just makes you smile through the bs.
Your channel is the first thing I think of when I start getting pissed off at a movie I thought I would like, like this one. Also, if they're not feeding the giraffe then there wouldn't be any poop /s lol
17:09 extra sin: with how quick and easy it was to get Noodle and Wonka you would think that people have died in the chocolate before meaning could that be considered as cannibal chocolate
Who thinks CinemaSins needs to do the Tremor movies! I love those movies, and I would love to see their take on them!
I can't wait for the sequel where they battle the unknown.
Gene wilder will always be my favorite Willie Wonka, the man had panache and talent . Keep in mind the Willie Wonka played by wilder was a great singer and actor. Bless his soul.
It's the innocent blue eyes.
0:31 Idk how people are so confused Wonka is a musical… Willy had 6 songs (I think), and Charlie had 5. Both those movies were musicals (OG more than remake) and anything of Wonka IRL has become synonymous with music and songs.
add a sin for making me laugh at the mouth of Sauron 🤣
I'm sinning CinemaSins for not knowing how cocoa pods/beans work or look like.
Salted caramel is delicious and you, sir, are clearly unworthy of its salty sweetness.
15:14 And, the Titanic and the Atom Bomb. Dangerous inventions that gave us amazing movies.
as a long time six idiots fan, i got very excited when I saw matt and charlotte, and Simon was part of the writing team for this movie!! So good, i love that they're all still working together.
I have no idea why people liked this movie. Granted, I'm biased as I'm not a fan of musicals, but I was so bored I bailed after 40 minutes.
It is a good movie, some people love musicals, why would you go see a musical if you didn't like one?
If the police chief accepts chocolate for bribes then Wonka should have bribed him with his own chocolate which is far better than anything the police chief will get from the cartel.
Imagine it being THC chocolate😂
I love that you sinned the handwriting. I was even looking at it like "thats some amazing handwriting."
The Aristocrats reference was awesome!! Well done!
Ngl, I would buy that flamingo sticker. I'm still traumatised by the flamingo craze of 2022.
Ok, but, Mr. Cinema Sins missed a prime spot at the end to input “nothing rhymes with Noodle” and then cut to Mickey Mouse Club House with the “Ohhh Toodlesss!”
Just sayin….
❤️ Chalamet. ❤️ Wonka. Hated the incessant singing, but my nephews loved it.
"Did he just break solid ice with Wonka's face?" is the most random thing I've heard today and I love it.
10:45 how did you know I was crunching on popcorn 🍿 you wizard
The film was just ok for me, but Olivia Colman’s delightful performance is the highlight here and thank you CinemaSins for removing a sin for the queen.
Olivia is indeed a Queen.
Pants will now be referred to as "leg bags" from now on.
“I ruv ru raggy” caught me so off guard and I lost it
I love your videos you always make me laugh lol but I can’t finish this one! I loved Wonka! Either your inner child is dead or he was sitting there watching the movie with his middle finger raised to the tv lmao 🤣
Notice The Last Coin Wonka Loses Is The One Charley Uses To Buy The Last Chocolate Ticket
Stop capitalising every word.
@@Cowboy_Frog This guy hates capitalism.
Wait for real?
Wonka's father Count Dooku was proud of him and his accomplishments despite their differences.
*SIGNATURE LOOK OF SUPERIORITY*
And all this.....this ....... CHOCOLATE!
This movie really had no idea what the point of the original story was.
CinemaSins "did you say your (2024) phone's battery wont last past 6 hours? Mine is a few years older than that and LAST LONGER
I'm glad other people also hold their breath through breath holding movie scenes.
I tried that during A Clockwork Orange once. Didn't go well
Did I think this movie was needed? No. Did I think it was necessarily good? Not really. Was I able to enjoy it and turn my brain off? Yes
I swear CinemaSins did a video on this before...
So that's what Leto from Dune was doing. Making chocolate and selling them on the market like he did with the spice.
If he sells anything with "cinnamon" in it, you know what it is.
Damn dune 2 is much different than I remember
The sequel to Wonka is much better. Snowpiercer is the best movie in the wonka world.
I love that theory.
In the willyverse
that's not a sequel that was something you found out in a theory
@@QuantumKenkaku Not to be confused with Grindr or unsolicited dick-pics. 😉
im not even 5 minutes in and I'm CRYING!... i think im actually having more fun watching this than the movie itself.
This was honestly perfect, most laughs out of me in a while
Missed opportunity to start again with “This movie exists”.
its a great movie, better then the depp version
@@topmandog1 In all fairness, that's a really low bar.
@@raydunakin true but still wonka is a pretty good movie
@@mtolic2003 nothing is cannon, how can wonka even have a cannon, each film has been completely different, two set at the same time frame, your comment is null and void
@@topmandog1fr this movie saved us from that rubbish tom and jerry cartoon version of willy wonka which was released 6 years before wonka
The Chocolate Cartel decide to go Bond villain stupidity by attempting to drown a couple of witnesses in their huge vault of chocolate, which had they been successful would have made their chocolate taste awful.
Finally, someone else who hates salt on candy. Thank you, Jeremy
Man you guys are gonna have a hay day with all the opening logos in Late Night With the Devil
I better be seeing that bumper sticker on the Cinema Sins store in the coming weeks~
I got a Wonka ad before this.
**'Wonka' appears**
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Viewer: **mentally checks out**
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19 minutes later: Oh, was I watching a video?
I’m surprised the fact that “oompa loompas don’t negotiate” yet works was offered a deal for half a jar of hover chucks instead of a full jar of chocolate, was not sinned
Thank you for the Taskmaster reference
Finally...been waiting for this one
Yeah. I've got a list for them : Arthur Christmas, Moneyball and The Adventures of Tintin (2011)
same I have been waiting months for this and its finally here I did request this
Been waiting for this one
In the outtakes, with the “poison” scene, you should’ve played the clip from Clue where Mr. Green goes, “Maybe he was poisoned!” and then Mrs. Peacock starts screaming.
Instead of this film, they should've just made a movie of Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator.
I actually would've liked to seen that. It could have been really interesting.
0:26 removing a sin for this lie Timothée singing Pure Imagination was in literally every preview
youre right about the laundry song being remembered, its 🔥