Yeah, and he missed the most hilarious one. 2001, a tourist from the US who set on fire and then said ”Oh I thought it was something you were supposed to do!”
You missed one of the best entries on the list about the straw goat, the goat was also "Burnt by unknown vandals reportedly dressed as Santa and the gingerbread man, by shooting a flaming arrow at the goat."
@@jackr2287zach posted a vid on his channel with him and the wife talking about how they met, they got married on 6/9 for The Funny It is a different girl than the one who was annoyed about him taking home a milk crate if you remember that campfire story. They seem like a really good match for eachother and im happy for them
@@ducaoftheabruzzi saw it a few days ago. Wasn't aware he had a channel really. Not quite as enjoyable as what Mike has here imo, but the story was heartwarming.
The Gävle goat is like the omnidroid from The Incredibles. You can see all the iterations. Which ones succeeded and which ones were destroyed. And instead of super heroes being who it's up against, the left screen is all the drunk Swedes who tried to burn it down.
This comparison couldn't have been more on point, now all we need is an edit of that scene where Mr incredible looks up at all the destroyed or burnt down goats lmao
Cow fact: they dot have a top row of teeth, so if they bite you, it jut kinda feels weird. It doesnt even hurt. (I know from experience) also, theyre usually very friendly animals
Zach looks at Super mutant weilding a Christmas tree: *total silence*. But we are sure there were words in your head: "What even....nvm, I'm gonna just pretend I didn't see that."
As the son of a dairy farmer: - Clover isn't bad for cows. Only some types are. White Clover (as is apparently called in English) makes excellent feed. - The cows we raise (Simmental) weight about... 800kg for cows (1800lbs) and bulls easily go over a tonne. I'd say about... 1200kg (2600lbs) for a full-grown bull. Much depends on breed, obviously. I've heard one get over 2000 kg. That's around 4400 lbs. That's a lot of bull. - Could be a bull, could be a steer. Both could be kept and slaughtered for meat. Only mature females have udders, and they only get udders after they get pregnant. Humans are actually REALLY weird because they keep their boobies grown permanently. Most mammals only grow them when they need them. - Cows are... hm. Put politely, grass is not a very good source of energy, and maintaining brains is very energy-intensive. Injecting them with your blood does not give you magical telekinesis abilities. Sadly??? - Also, why would you WANT to make a bunch of bulls horny (ha ha!) for you? They weigh 2600lbs! - Cows go from cute little babies to milk machines in about 2 years. Most of the second year is spent pregnant. Cow pregnancy's about 9 months, so they're full-grown in about a year. Also, can confirm, baby cows are precious, adorable little idiots, and I get to feed them every day :)
This is rather interesting to learn from someone in the field, even if Zonk looked it up in the video. And yes, the mod's premise of how to bring those cows home is rather silly considering actual cattle rustling tactics.
The Milkman story mod reminds of the 1997 Kevin Costner film The Postman (in a way that legendary man gave hope to people) which was one of the inspirations for Fallout New Vegas. Happy holidays to all! 🎄🎉
I'm so glad we have Zach to deliver gun trivia, especially since he both fixed and fired a lot of them. I wish he did some myth busting in the next gun rant. Happy Sanguinala!
The irony is the his current wife was the milkwoman. And he got the package delivered to him. Makes me not feel so alone after i left the military watching 2 brothers share comradery
So I knew about the goat that everyone sets on fire, but I didn't know that the security company I worked for almost two years ago helped defend the goat!
To expand more on the suppressor and recoil thing Yes a suppressor usually reduces recoil mostly because you add a ton of mass to the forend of a gun thus reducing muzzle rise but the actual amount of recoil should still be the same since its still the same bullet and pressures the can just takes come of the force from its weight A comp or break will reduce recoil more simply due to them being designed to redirect gas but cans just capture it and let it expand Ill get off my soap box
Over recent years I just assumed that silencers/suppressors in game that you add with a workbench are also "switched" to subsonic ammunition, and that's why the recoil (And sometimes damage) gets lowered. Anyway.,Merry Christmas, you two. Thank you for another year of great content.
The opening of this episode has me wondering if I could put a counterbalance like that of a bow on a pistol and have any realizable advantage as far as recoil goes...
Yeah Zach is correct about the goat, its called Gävlebocken and honestly I think ppl are more surprised when it isn't instantly set on fire than when it actually is. I might be misremembering this since I havent been to see it in a while but I believe they put surveilance around it now adays to prevent ppl from lighting it on fire
So I was listening to this while browsing the steam workshop for a game called From The Depths. I was browsing cause I saw for a brief second, what I can only describe as a robot Pixar mom the internet made doing a certain beding down stance, and I wanted to make sure I wasn't going crazy. I find it, said it was the most internet thing I've ever seen, take that back and say it was the most internet thing I've seen from FTD, look down, see decon rocking that dress, and said, "that, is the most internet thing I've seen"
on this episode of mikeburnfire. -Mike and Zach brings strong for the festive adventure -Zach becomes the "Cow Taker" -And Strong beat's someone to death with a Christmas tree. finally Merry Christmas everyone!
Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays. Just mentioning; half the time, even after the episode is done, I just scroll through the comments reading random facts that people mentioned. It's great stuff.
The reason Pasteur was working on a cure for anthrax is because it's caused by a naturally occurring fungus. It used to be a massive concern for dairy farmers because cows will not hesitate to eat grass down to the soil and so couldningest anthrax spores. Pastuer dedicated his scientific career to improving the lives of farmers and he also created a vaccine for avian cholera as well as anyhrax and rabies
Technically, calling her a cow is completely fine, because a Brahman is just a breed of cow. Though, the Fallout Brahman cows look absolutely nothing like real life ones. They're missing the distinguishing shoulder hump, and the long, floppy ears.
I love they called Securitas a PMC. it is very much not a pmc as far as I know and an unarmed and armed but very dangerous guards that can’t do anything XD
29:53 I have absolutely never heard anybody else talk about this game I used to play it as a kid with my grandmother and sister it's called pass the pigs
We just had two butchered and one of them was 900 lb and the other one was 1350 and they were both young also they had both been cut when they were young if they still had ball they would have been way bigger
Merry Chrysler everyone but fr love the vids and glad our daring dynamic duo is still roaming the wasteland.. u guys make me laugh on my worst days so i hope you guys do take some time off for yourselves tho yall deserve it hauling us around while u guys gallivant through the glowing sea and beyond
So I recently found there's a mod for the EM-2 and I think Zack would like it, give him a reason to go on a gun rant, and enjoy, as much as I do, where it ends up to be found at the end of the quest
Can you believe it guys? Christmas, just a 1 day away. Christmas is in a 1 day Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Christmas, just a 1 day away. Oh wow! Can you believe it? Christmas just in a 1 day it got here so fast. Christmas just a 1 day away
Hope to see what kind of antics you guys can get up to with Sim Settlements 2 and America Rising 2. Two of the best fan created DLCs posted on Nexus to date.
Yes, but most of them use heavier bullets to slow them down and try to retain overall muzzle energy instead of only just using less powder. So not as much.
@@jamesharding3459 the bolt doesn't move on bolt action rifles revolvers nor any other non semi auto weapons. Recoil is a part of newton's laws. It is the reaction to the force of the bullet being propelled forward. On semi auto weapons some of that force is absorbed by cycling the bolt lessening Recoil impulse.
This year the goat is being devoured by birds because the straw is more full of seeds than normal.
Livestream is wild. Just bunch of birds pirahna-ing a giant starw goat
At this point the government just needs to accept that goat is cursed.
@@roman11777 Maybe it's a scape goat.
I read this while the video was buffering and was very confused
As a fully Swedish person, i can tell you Zach is completly correct. People use flaming arrows, drones with fire bombs, molotovs, all of it
As another fully Swedish person, I can confirm. Unofficially it's become a bit of a game. And people are getting increasingly creative...
Yeah, and he missed the most hilarious one. 2001, a tourist from the US who set on fire and then said ”Oh I thought it was something you were supposed to do!”
What do they call drones that shoot arrows? I’d call them ninjas or mosquitos
Why do that? An merry Christmas from the land down under.
You know, your words aren't doing anything to assuage mine and many other's opinions on Swedish people being absolutely batshit insane, right?
You missed one of the best entries on the list about the straw goat, the goat was also "Burnt by unknown vandals reportedly dressed as Santa and the gingerbread man, by shooting a flaming arrow at the goat."
learning that Zach is married just makes him hitting on the npcs way funnier to me. lol
I thought he just had a girlfriend
@@jackr2287zach posted a vid on his channel with him and the wife talking about how they met, they got married on 6/9 for The Funny
It is a different girl than the one who was annoyed about him taking home a milk crate if you remember that campfire story. They seem like a really good match for eachother and im happy for them
@@jackr2287 Recent video on zach hazard shows him being married
@@ducaoftheabruzzi saw it a few days ago. Wasn't aware he had a channel really. Not quite as enjoyable as what Mike has here imo, but the story was heartwarming.
The Gävle goat is like the omnidroid from The Incredibles. You can see all the iterations. Which ones succeeded and which ones were destroyed. And instead of super heroes being who it's up against, the left screen is all the drunk Swedes who tried to burn it down.
And the one tourist
@@RK900Gaming Didn't the tourist do it unaware that the point was to not burn it?
@@jazzyjswift ironically I learned about that tourist from this very comment section, so I am inclined to say yes
This comparison couldn't have been more on point, now all we need is an edit of that scene where Mr incredible looks up at all the destroyed or burnt down goats lmao
Honestly, they should embrace the chaos and make it a competition.
Zach was right to not pick up the random food items on the ground. Oooh! A Nuka Cola Quantum! **IED detonates**
Well good to see his army instincts coming in handy instead of just provisioning PTSD.
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!
I don’t think that’s milk! 😮
It's Fortified for what the world deserves, what the world needs!
Cow fact: they dot have a top row of teeth, so if they bite you, it jut kinda feels weird. It doesnt even hurt. (I know from experience) also, theyre usually very friendly animals
Cows kinda act like dogs ngl
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Yup. Cows are just giant puppies, really.
😂 bro, you've never been Bit by a cow, you had me on the first half 😂
@@Juber777think he means friendly bite and not YAY FOOD bite
@@jaykera and there's the difference 😅😔
Zach looks at Super mutant weilding a Christmas tree: *total silence*.
But we are sure there were words in your head: "What even....nvm, I'm gonna just pretend I didn't see that."
As the son of a dairy farmer:
- Clover isn't bad for cows. Only some types are. White Clover (as is apparently called in English) makes excellent feed.
- The cows we raise (Simmental) weight about... 800kg for cows (1800lbs) and bulls easily go over a tonne. I'd say about... 1200kg (2600lbs) for a full-grown bull. Much depends on breed, obviously. I've heard one get over 2000 kg. That's around 4400 lbs. That's a lot of bull.
- Could be a bull, could be a steer. Both could be kept and slaughtered for meat. Only mature females have udders, and they only get udders after they get pregnant. Humans are actually REALLY weird because they keep their boobies grown permanently. Most mammals only grow them when they need them.
- Cows are... hm. Put politely, grass is not a very good source of energy, and maintaining brains is very energy-intensive. Injecting them with your blood does not give you magical telekinesis abilities. Sadly???
- Also, why would you WANT to make a bunch of bulls horny (ha ha!) for you? They weigh 2600lbs!
- Cows go from cute little babies to milk machines in about 2 years. Most of the second year is spent pregnant. Cow pregnancy's about 9 months, so they're full-grown in about a year.
Also, can confirm, baby cows are precious, adorable little idiots, and I get to feed them every day :)
This is rather interesting to learn from someone in the field, even if Zonk looked it up in the video. And yes, the mod's premise of how to bring those cows home is rather silly considering actual cattle rustling tactics.
37:54 I'm glad Zach immediately recognised he was not going to win an argument against a Marine on what flavour of crayon is best.
The Milkman story mod reminds of the 1997 Kevin Costner film The Postman (in a way that legendary man gave hope to people) which was one of the inspirations for Fallout New Vegas.
Happy holidays to all! 🎄🎉
For those wondering where the Christmas outfits came from, they're from the Holiday pack on the Creation Club.
So Zach became a milkman after T-Mail put all couriers out of work?
I'm so glad we have Zach to deliver gun trivia, especially since he both fixed and fired a lot of them. I wish he did some myth busting in the next gun rant. Happy Sanguinala!
The pig dice ("stacking"?) game Zach is talking about is called "Pass the Pigs." It's pretty fun.
Rumor has it That Strong is still looking for the milk of human kindness
Core memory unlocked when they talk about the pig stacking game, my grandmother had it and we'd play most times when we went to visit.
I *think* I heard Garrus' VA in Starfield last night, not 100 percent on that, but it did make me turn around and try to find the NPC.
I can't find Starfield in his imdb page.
The irony is the his current wife was the milkwoman. And he got the package delivered to him. Makes me not feel so alone after i left the military watching 2 brothers share comradery
Whose wife ?
I love how Mike can't be trusted with explosives but he just keeps finding more somewhere
Merry Christmas and congratulations Zach!
If you care for cattle and treat them well, they apparently behave similar to dogs from what I've heard. So Moore's behavior is honestly on point~
So I knew about the goat that everyone sets on fire, but I didn't know that the security company I worked for almost two years ago helped defend the goat!
30:00 Pass the Pigs! My family owned that game since I was little... never remember them playing it though.
To expand more on the suppressor and recoil thing
Yes a suppressor usually reduces recoil mostly because you add a ton of mass to the forend of a gun thus reducing muzzle rise but the actual amount of recoil should still be the same since its still the same bullet and pressures the can just takes come of the force from its weight
A comp or break will reduce recoil more simply due to them being designed to redirect gas but cans just capture it and let it expand
Ill get off my soap box
"and a snow covered in rocks" Uh, you doing okay there? That was an odd word salad even for you!
Over recent years I just assumed that silencers/suppressors in game that you add with a workbench are also "switched" to subsonic ammunition, and that's why the recoil (And sometimes damage) gets lowered.
Anyway.,Merry Christmas, you two. Thank you for another year of great content.
"How much cows weight? 2021 it was destroyed by a fire ag-"
this is the earliest ive ever been to a mikeburnfire vid ever.
Merry Christmas Guys!
Zach you better get some molotovs whilst you're wearing that milk suit
I like how he sees that its written as Gävle, but reads it as Gälve
The opening of this episode has me wondering if I could put a counterbalance like that of a bow on a pistol and have any realizable advantage as far as recoil goes...
The verb is "to kowtow to demands". Completely unrelated to the verb "to cow-tow", which requires tranquilizers, a super-sized sled and steel cables.
Wait, no, no.
Strong isn't Santa... HE'S THE GRINCH!!!!
😂😂😂
He's a mean one
@@aaronrowell6943He really is a A heel
He's this cuddly as a cactus he's as charming as an eel
Mister grinch
@@plantainsame2049 he's a bad banana witha
Rocket launcher!
Mike and zach video on christmas eve? Best christmas eve ever!!!!
Yeah Zach is correct about the goat, its called Gävlebocken and honestly I think ppl are more surprised when it isn't instantly set on fire than when it actually is. I might be misremembering this since I havent been to see it in a while but I believe they put surveilance around it now adays to prevent ppl from lighting it on fire
So I was listening to this while browsing the steam workshop for a game called From The Depths. I was browsing cause I saw for a brief second, what I can only describe as a robot Pixar mom the internet made doing a certain beding down stance, and I wanted to make sure I wasn't going crazy.
I find it, said it was the most internet thing I've ever seen, take that back and say it was the most internet thing I've seen from FTD, look down, see decon rocking that dress, and said, "that, is the most internet thing I've seen"
40:52 "And the Sea will run white with his rage!"
Congratulations Zach on getting married!
I know he talked about it at his channel. But did he talk about it here ?
@@mharizsaifuddin7059 no I was commenting about his channel vid
That clock really is a simpleton, the traffic cone ought to have learned this by now 😂
on this episode of mikeburnfire.
-Mike and Zach brings strong for the festive adventure
-Zach becomes the "Cow Taker"
-And Strong beat's someone to death with a Christmas tree.
finally Merry Christmas everyone!
A Fallout 4 Christmas special that’s over half an hour long? What a wonderful gift! Merry Christmas to our favorite gun nuts!
Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays. Just mentioning; half the time, even after the episode is done, I just scroll through the comments reading random facts that people mentioned. It's great stuff.
For those wondering it takes around two years to raise and slaughter a cow
The sarcastic "Fascinating" from Mike at the beginning
Petition to replace the goat with a pile of ash in the next video
The reason Pasteur was working on a cure for anthrax is because it's caused by a naturally occurring fungus. It used to be a massive concern for dairy farmers because cows will not hesitate to eat grass down to the soil and so couldningest anthrax spores. Pastuer dedicated his scientific career to improving the lives of farmers and he also created a vaccine for avian cholera as well as anyhrax and rabies
When Zach was going to everybody in the beginning and Darlene got and moved off screen her voice scared the shit out of me
40:56 that Psychonauts reference means so much to me 😂 love those games❤
Merry Christmas guys. Thanks for all the great content
Maybe with Santa Strong Zach won't shoot the super mutant teammate
*38:00* - And the blue ones are for _fiber!_ You’re welcome! *😁*
dont leave your tires in the sun the rubber breaks down faster
Merry Christmas.
"Strong Claus wants to find the milk and cookies of 'human kindness.'"
Merry Christmas Mike and Zach!
38:17 I love Kirkland brand hotdogs, I recommend them to any aspiring hot dog connoisseur.
Dogmeat looks so cute when he's dressed as a reindeer for Christmas so cute
I came for comedy and Christmas. I was not prepared for the cow puns. Merry Christmas you crazy bastards.
🎶"This is my horse, my horse is amazing, give it a lick, taste just like raisins."🎶
pasteurization guy also tried to make a beer that was better than the Germans
Technically, calling her a cow is completely fine, because a Brahman is just a breed of cow. Though, the Fallout Brahman cows look absolutely nothing like real life ones. They're missing the distinguishing shoulder hump, and the long, floppy ears.
thank you guys for uploading!
I love they called Securitas a PMC. it is very much not a pmc as far as I know and an unarmed and armed but very dangerous guards that can’t do anything XD
THere needs to be a super mutant named Santa now
Thanks to Zach & Mike for all this FO4 content this christmas, i appreciate you guys, merry christmas.
Gonna need a full version of Zach's Christmas cow song lmao
"your mistletoe won't save you from my tow missile"
There's nothing like cattle rustling on Christmas.
Merry Xmas guys love your content
7:08 strong went full omae wa mo shinderu on that guy.
29:53 I have absolutely never heard anybody else talk about this game I used to play it as a kid with my grandmother and sister it's called pass the pigs
Pass the pigs is the best dice rolling game where the dice are pigs
We just had two butchered and one of them was 900 lb and the other one was 1350 and they were both young also they had both been cut when they were young if they still had ball they would have been way bigger
Merry Christmas zach and mike
Merry Christmas gentlemen, appreciate the late night cooking entertainment
The goat story is fascinating. Certainly an interesting Christmas special, lol
This this is Great Keep Up The Good Work and Merry Christmas 👍
And Happy Holidays
Hell yeah Zach knows the game Pass the Pigs!
Title alone gave me Psychonauts memories
Merry Chrysler everyone but fr love the vids and glad our daring dynamic duo is still roaming the wasteland.. u guys make me laugh on my worst days so i hope you guys do take some time off for yourselves tho yall deserve it hauling us around while u guys gallivant through the glowing sea and beyond
Thank you for your and Zach’s service
So I recently found there's a mod for the EM-2 and I think Zack would like it, give him a reason to go on a gun rant, and enjoy, as much as I do, where it ends up to be found at the end of the quest
"STRONG FIST FIGHT SAND-TA FOR MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS!"
The Gävle goat got eaten by birds this year
Building Warhammer while listening to the GOATS. No complaints this Christmas
Your Mistletoe is no match for my Tow Missile!
7:47 lyndon b. johnson moment
Strong is the Grinch after his heart gew 3 sizes that day and started doing like shit loads of steroids
TIRES DRY ROT THATS WHY YOU STORE THEM INSIDE
The straw goat must be destroyed for there to be balanced and no chaos for the entire year, the sacrifice must be made to please the Gods.
Nice strong impression
Can you believe it guys?
Christmas, just a 1 day away. Christmas is in a 1 day Woohoo! I am so happy about this
information. Christmas, just a
1 day away. Oh wow! Can you believe it?
Christmas just in a 1 day it got here so fast.
Christmas just a 1 day away
Zach is uploading a video called "Mrs. Hazard" btw. Haven't watch it, but it's nice timing with cow seduction.
Hope to see what kind of antics you guys can get up to with Sim Settlements 2 and America Rising 2. Two of the best fan created DLCs posted on Nexus to date.
So apparently the goat got eaten partially by crows this year
39:24 No! Why is the model replacer for the assault rifle not installed!
Would using subsonic rounds reduce felt recoil since you aren't trying to throw the round as fast?
Not really, most of the perceived recoil impulse on a rifle comes from the bolt changing direction at the back of the receiver.
Yes, but most of them use heavier bullets to slow them down and try to retain overall muzzle energy instead of only just using less powder. So not as much.
@@jamesharding3459 the bolt doesn't move on bolt action rifles revolvers nor any other non semi auto weapons. Recoil is a part of newton's laws. It is the reaction to the force of the bullet being propelled forward. On semi auto weapons some of that force is absorbed by cycling the bolt lessening Recoil impulse.
Hey Zach, was the pig game your were talking about called "Pass the Pigs"?
I remember playing that when I was a kid.