Technically isn’t the emperor a descendent of a dragon(the Dragon god at that) and Arty’s neighbourly kobold empire started a cult about the dragon god? I think they’re already the empire’s wiling slave😅😅😅😅
Had a kobold wizard I played in an absurdly op campaign (I'm talking homebrew classes, +10 vorpal swords, attunement was 3+prof, and other insane shit.) His backstory was that his clan had been wiped out by a cave bear and he was gathering power to hunt it down and avenge his clan. We fought everything from armies of drow to Tiamat herself, but after any fight that was of anything dangerous, my kobold Timitzi would say "yeah, that was scary, but not nearly as scary as a bear!" or something like that. Eventually, the campaign came to a close, and we gave our characters epilogues. I explained that now as a level 20 wizard with powerful artifact and beyond level gear, it was time to hunt down the totally normal CR 2 cave bear. So off he went into the forest... Where he never returned, because he died to the bear. The bear ate him and his gear and it became imbued with their power and wiped out anything that tried to go against it.
I am simple loot goblin, i see new heretical video, i like and enjoy. Also Artificer, I need an ammo order, but i need it to be something custom. Something that radiates pure, unadulterated spite.
I got a issue with Ghouls and Ghasts. The fuckers seem to come out of no where and paralyze us before taking away bits of us. Well, except the elf, luck bastard
2 of my friends play kobold artificiers in a ravenloft campaign that I am running. So far they have managed to create a wax golem of a basilisk and owl bear strap both of the golems with flamethrowers, homemade rifles, trebuches and the golems themselves are armored in tarrasque scales after they saved a kingdom from a adult tarrasque that was rampaging through said Kingdom. Kobolds are really scary in the right hands
If you can't beat them, pursued them into following all of your crazy commands and slowly over through the monarchy- err I mean firebomb! I am sure you have been getting this a lot, but how would the frugal adventurer take on a mindflayer?
my best guess would be just constant sensory abuse just make it so the whole hive mind means they all get to suffer the horrible sensory input. ether that or you'd want some kind of arcane or psionic brown note you can throw at them. like the most cursed mental images or sounds or something. thats my best guess anyway
4:25 A certain slayer would like to differ, but then again that is his job so better leave it to him and ignore those green batards, what's the worst that could happen¡
well, if i have to agree one thing kobolds are VARY MUCH worth the effort to sway to your side just do to their ability to as you note trap, and just overall enginusness that can sometimes rival normal artificers. as our arti boi is far above their grade, im pirty shure it would take 30 kobold lives to get even close to his one
Wait wait ? Your telling me there a random pack of Kobolds out there . Armed machine guns, flame throwers, of possible a creat full of claymores . Yet the empire is still standing because of their gorilla warfare bullshit
The artificer is the main reason why the kingdom and the empire shall be dethroned, the Kobold Empire is on the rise and none shall stop them
Technically isn’t the emperor a descendent of a dragon(the Dragon god at that) and Arty’s neighbourly kobold empire started a cult about the dragon god? I think they’re already the empire’s wiling slave😅😅😅😅
But Artificer, if you train the kobold in your back yard you'll have infinite assistants
I now have a goal: Open a workshop with kobolds living in a veritable fortress of punji sticks and valuable crap
Had a kobold wizard I played in an absurdly op campaign (I'm talking homebrew classes, +10 vorpal swords, attunement was 3+prof, and other insane shit.) His backstory was that his clan had been wiped out by a cave bear and he was gathering power to hunt it down and avenge his clan. We fought everything from armies of drow to Tiamat herself, but after any fight that was of anything dangerous, my kobold Timitzi would say "yeah, that was scary, but not nearly as scary as a bear!" or something like that.
Eventually, the campaign came to a close, and we gave our characters epilogues. I explained that now as a level 20 wizard with powerful artifact and beyond level gear, it was time to hunt down the totally normal CR 2 cave bear. So off he went into the forest...
Where he never returned, because he died to the bear. The bear ate him and his gear and it became imbued with their power and wiped out anything that tried to go against it.
I am simple loot goblin, i see new heretical video, i like and enjoy. Also Artificer, I need an ammo order, but i need it to be something custom. Something that radiates pure, unadulterated spite.
so a gun that shoots iron warriors?
So uranium bullets?
@@Samdoesstuff553hollow point uranium bullets? Preferably belt fed?
Don't hunt kobolds, instead get them to work for you
I got a issue with Ghouls and Ghasts. The fuckers seem to come out of no where and paralyze us before taking away bits of us. Well, except the elf, luck bastard
2 of my friends play kobold artificiers in a ravenloft campaign that I am running. So far they have managed to create a wax golem of a basilisk and owl bear strap both of the golems with flamethrowers, homemade rifles, trebuches and the golems themselves are armored in tarrasque scales after they saved a kingdom from a adult tarrasque that was rampaging through said Kingdom. Kobolds are really scary in the right hands
"Feeeed meee Seeey- i mean Artificer"
If you can't beat them, pursued them into following all of your crazy commands and slowly over through the monarchy- err I mean firebomb!
I am sure you have been getting this a lot, but how would the frugal adventurer take on a mindflayer?
my best guess would be just constant sensory abuse just make it so the whole hive mind means they all get to suffer the horrible sensory input. ether that or you'd want some kind of arcane or psionic brown note you can throw at them. like the most cursed mental images or sounds or something. thats my best guess anyway
The artificer is my favorite. I always get a proper laugh when i watch this shit.
Bad Dragon 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I got a small army of kobolds for a bit by convincing em that i was chose by a dragon to come and save em. It was fun. Kobolds are fun
4:12 that felt personal
Who told you that you could go through my search history?! That’s it! Explosive pies for everyone!
Lycans I would kill for arty's thought
The fucking way I would cackle at my army of kobolds 😂
well I guess we found one weakness for the artificer the degenerates will be safe.
Been binging your videos to keep my mind from going to the dark places. They've really helped keep my mind away from there. Thanks
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This is fuckin' beautiful. The Kobold Lord is happy.
3:54 JobbytheHong is that you?!?
4:25 A certain slayer would like to differ, but then again that is his job so better leave it to him and ignore those green batards, what's the worst that could happen¡
well, if i have to agree one thing kobolds are VARY MUCH worth the effort to sway to your side just do to their ability to as you note trap, and just overall enginusness that can sometimes rival normal artificers. as our arti boi is far above their grade, im pirty shure it would take 30 kobold lives to get even close to his one
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Awesome! Glad to see cursed builds
Happy day with a new vid
What happens whenever the artificer meets a monk
I'm betting that Lundi played both steven and the Dragonborne
hmmm...can we talk about Gnolls next?
yessss
Myconids or Blights
What about Urds, Kobolds with wings
How about the hairy cousin of the goblin, the bugbear?
How would you deal with ankheg nest
How about learning how to kick a dragon out on to the street with a golden spoon
Wait wait ? Your telling me there a random pack of Kobolds out there . Armed machine guns, flame throwers, of possible a creat full of claymores . Yet the empire is still standing because of their gorilla warfare bullshit
Please do beholder next
Nolls please those crazy folks eat hole village scary shit I have every heard a good story from Steve child my bones
I am super curious and a complete idiot buuut, what build would you recommend to take on a terrasque?
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