THERAPY IS OUTSIDE OUR BUDGET (FT. BrandonTheDM)

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  • @TheCantripCast
    @TheCantripCast Рік тому +83

    This was so much fun! Thank you for having me!!!

  • @chocmilk
    @chocmilk Рік тому +109

    Trying to outlast your therapist by telling boring, meaningless stories is a power move.

    • @ShadowWolfXIII
      @ShadowWolfXIII Рік тому +16

      its also one of the best counter interrogation technique bombarding the examiner with inconsequential names, dates and places

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW Рік тому +4

      "One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the cough the fairy over to Shelbyvill."

  • @TheMaineMeta
    @TheMaineMeta Рік тому +56

    “I WAS THE CONDUCTOR OF THE CHEESE TRAIN”
    Kreig: We should hang out more

    • @nategoodman7367
      @nategoodman7367 Рік тому +5

      BIG MAN MAKES MY MEAT LIFE SCREAM WITH JOY FOR DEATH NOISES

  • @Broken_Blade999
    @Broken_Blade999 Рік тому +37

    Watching all of the characters go through therapy (not an actual licensed therapist) gave me so much joy, haha. The one with the wizard arguing over money was my favorite😂
    "I have an irrational fear of the ocean. Give me!"
    "Tons of people hate the ocean! That tells me nothing!"
    "AND 2 COPPERS BUYS ME NOTHING!"

  • @Supsun
    @Supsun Рік тому +37

    Honestly I really hope the fighter becomes a closet “nerd” as she would put it that would be amazing

  • @ObliviousNaga
    @ObliviousNaga Рік тому +59

    The best crossover I never knew I wanted

  • @charlesreyna3305
    @charlesreyna3305 Рік тому +13

    You know I believe the bard just read these stories in Library and when he tells his tales to the librarian the librarian just give titles to books that have the tales in them

  • @theunwantedwarrior1449
    @theunwantedwarrior1449 Рік тому +30

    Now I kind of want to make a character who is a actual therapist.

    • @lumberluc
      @lumberluc Рік тому

      FCG is a programmed therapist, but the "Care and Cull" initiative really put him on assassin emotionally unhinged murder bot

  • @terrorcop101
    @terrorcop101 Рік тому +14

    Now why didn't Roomba get any DM Therapy time?

  • @yaboi2646
    @yaboi2646 Рік тому +16

    5:25 Did not expect a TTS reference but damn good on you for sliding one in there.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Рік тому +3

      He’s been doing it for ages

    • @Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium
      @Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium Місяць тому +1

      I noticed

    • @yaboi2646
      @yaboi2646 Місяць тому

      @@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium by the Emperor you live!

    • @Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium
      @Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium Місяць тому

      @yaboi2646 No? Yes? Honestly I don't even know. But apparently im in fact the TTS version of Guilliman and im still trapped in my death coma. This is apparently my mind connecting to an old version of ancient terran media known as UA-cam.

    • @yaboi2646
      @yaboi2646 Місяць тому

      @@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium that explains too much and yet not enough at the same time

  • @cyberdragon1339
    @cyberdragon1339 Рік тому +12

    THE HALF-ORC IS A PALADIN?! I thought she was just a smarter fighter given she's not dressed in normal paladin attire

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 11 місяців тому +1

    Outlasting the therapist through normal, non-trauma conversations? Skill.

  • @SmokeSniper006
    @SmokeSniper006 Рік тому +11

    Wait why was the war forge not in therapy after the amount of trauma the artificer has caused

    • @HereticalFunHouse
      @HereticalFunHouse  Рік тому +4

      Mentally he's probably the only one still well put together haha

    • @killerhellhound
      @killerhellhound Рік тому +4

      @@HereticalFunHouse Being able to delete traumatic memories is helpful also he was the only member of the group who wasnt insane/mentally broken before he joined

  • @emeraldknight2820
    @emeraldknight2820 Рік тому +6

    A TTS reference by the Artificer?! I appreciate that madman even more

    • @Astronimest
      @Astronimest Рік тому +1

      Same it caught me off so much like actually started to cough

    • @emeraldknight2820
      @emeraldknight2820 Рік тому

      @Comic Astronimist Those were some fun episodes. I really hope Bruva is able to finish the series, however I don't see that happening. Luckily we have Hunter the Parenting, which has been absolutely wonderful to watch.

    • @fearjunkie
      @fearjunkie 5 днів тому

      And if it's the same as in TTS
      that means the Artificer plays YuGiOh

  • @roberthuffman1349
    @roberthuffman1349 Рік тому +11

    Dude I love your videos. They bring me such joy and even more terror to my D&D sessions. Artificer gave me so many plans for making my DM cry 😂

  • @Lore4Dayz
    @Lore4Dayz Рік тому +10

    Literally just came from watching dm theory shorts this is fucking awesome ❤❤

  • @camohawk6703
    @camohawk6703 Рік тому +6

    I think this has more 4th multi dimensional fuckery then the artificer saying fuck you to a warlock's patron. Please have him do more skits.

  • @Aredel
    @Aredel Рік тому +3

    The crossover event of the fucking century.

  • @lechking941
    @lechking941 Рік тому +4

    HOO is that at 5:25 a referance to TTS? or maybe that was spawned by hitch hikers guide... also now i WANT TO know how many fuckers our halfork warrior had dated, epsically the restraining order one because making a half ork warrior get THAT on you is a fucking hell of a feat. but curse artificer and him pulling the internet PEACE and disapear meme on us

    • @HereticalFunHouse
      @HereticalFunHouse  Рік тому +3

      You bet it's a reference! Also lol, you know what sure I'll write up a script for something like that as soon as I can!

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 Рік тому +1

      @@HereticalFunHouse WOOOOOO! my love of TTS lives! also im glad ya as amused with the idea as i am.

  • @lumberluc
    @lumberluc Рік тому +3

    You tried to put them through therapy... on paper, great idea. In practice... you just gave a monkey a hand grenade and you pulled the pin

    • @HereticalFunHouse
      @HereticalFunHouse  Рік тому +1

      In hindsight, not our best idea lol but it was funny to see the monkey in action

  • @grandefault
    @grandefault Рік тому +5

    Okay I hate that I’ve realized fighter is Hannah solely because of the voice she used in the friendlocke

  • @heliospyrus1941
    @heliospyrus1941 Рік тому +1

    HOLY SHIT ITS THE DUNGEON MASTER THERAPIST WHAT A AMAZING CROSSOVER LOVE THIS VIDEO HAHAHAHAH

  • @jacoblloyd597
    @jacoblloyd597 Рік тому +2

    Well, that was a wild friggin' ride. Why didn't Orion get in on that, given who he has to reign in? He's probably got his own issues!

    • @SrVerataro
      @SrVerataro Рік тому

      He paid for it

    • @jacoblloyd597
      @jacoblloyd597 Рік тому

      @@SrVerataro Might as well use it then!

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Рік тому

      The church of Ilmater probably has its own therapists

  • @tonytrainwreck9316
    @tonytrainwreck9316 Рік тому

    We need a movie of this same typa shit.
    Edit: Sir Gal needs more content.

  • @zacharyevans-spates9789
    @zacharyevans-spates9789 Рік тому +1

    I absolutely loved this 😂

  • @regeliscool
    @regeliscool Рік тому

    This was amazing a gift I can't a certain but will for it enjoyable

  • @TheRealElly
    @TheRealElly Рік тому +1

    Love y’all stuff ❤😂

  • @thomasfoster4370
    @thomasfoster4370 Рік тому

    the cheese train. isn't that about 6 inches tall and made for serving tea and chasing down kenku rogues

  • @sean1406
    @sean1406 Рік тому +2

    Okay now we have to see game night. Since we know the artificer, ocelot, and now Nelese play ttrpgs
    Are we gonna see another U-no incident? Or is half the city gonna be reduced to atoms?

  • @guyshamama2300
    @guyshamama2300 Рік тому

    Yes more of thier names soon we will know all pf their first and maybe last names and I will be at peace

  • @overlordanimegeddon2028
    @overlordanimegeddon2028 Рік тому +4

    Im sorry sixed worst thing in your what we’re the first five 0:17

  • @notyourmi6agent508
    @notyourmi6agent508 Рік тому

    I feel like robotoaster should've been in here

  • @jackdavid8518
    @jackdavid8518 Рік тому

    Loved it

  • @karltheskitarii4941
    @karltheskitarii4941 Рік тому +4

    UA-cam algorithm comment

  • @brylinholmes1942
    @brylinholmes1942 Рік тому

    He needs therapy now

  • @treb1988
    @treb1988 Рік тому

    well. entertaining for us. a waste of a gold piece for Orion.

  • @tranquillcash1
    @tranquillcash1 Рік тому +3

    oh dear god first yes

    • @tranquillcash1
      @tranquillcash1 Рік тому +1

      sorry first time getting this holy shit yes

  • @sillerbarly4927
    @sillerbarly4927 Рік тому +1

    Yes I see someone else is a billards strip poker fan

  • @mandyogilvie686
    @mandyogilvie686 4 місяці тому +1

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