Because he is the progenitor of many stereotypical group. He is the first brony, the first cringy sonic OC maker before deviantart existed, the first internet "nice guys", one of the first weeb and many more.
Honestly that’s true about Sonichu as well. There’s some concepts and lore around it that I think could’ve worked on their own but Chris is such an awful writer that he made it a “it’s so bad it’s readable” book.
He’s going to an all female prison this is only the beginning. Imagine as soon as he gets in he drops the autistic and trans thing as an act in the final phase of his love quest lol.
@@slipstream7449 He lucked out with his lawyer. Greene County isn't big enough to keep Public Defenders on staff so they have a list of guys that do so many pro bono cases a year. Chris lucked the fuck out and got a serious Jew lawyer that people normally pay 15000 dollar retainers just to speak to. He's actually one of the best defenders in the State. Heilbergs gonna get the best plea deal he can and the teflon trd is gonna get a suspended sentence. Mark my words.
The funniest part of the song is that during this period of Chris's life he was extremely homophobic and anti-gay. His singing was so bad that the previous lyrics is unclear and ironically leads to "I WANT A BOYFRIEND" & "I HAVE A BOYFRINED" lines sound the most prominent.
I grew up listening to Green Day and have been obsessed with Geno's documentary on Chris through the pandemic so I saw this thumbnail and was like omg this is the kind of niche content MADE FOR ME. what a time to be alive. The song slaps too
Without a fire But a desire To not hear you say "I have a boyfriend" And I see the ladies Walking along one By one And I never wanna hear "I have a boyfriend" Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age Tell me why I never wanna hear you say "I have a boyfriend" And I have no fire But a desire To not hear you say "I have a boyfriend" Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age Tell me why I never wanna hear you say "I have a boyfriend" Why do all of the jerks Get all of the pretty girls yeah You may not notice but I want you to know That I am a lonesome heart But I have no fire But I'll desire To not, to not, to not, to not Stuck as a virgin with rage So need a cute girl my age I never wanna hear you say "I have a boyfriend" Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age Tell me why I never wanna hear you say "I have a boyfriend" (x2) "I have a boyfriend"...
It's beautiful, some may say it's better than the original. The only thing that would have made it even better was if you included the "hey look at me" at the beginning of the song.
If Chris chan was a show this has to be the ending music it shows Chris chans grave and the people attending it is liquid, Clyde cash , billy maze, a guy in a pickle suit , pmurt, sonichu, and Megan all looking back at the times they trolled the fuck out of Chris
Check out the letters from jail, if you havent.... I don't think that its over. But I hope for Christine's sake that it is. There is months, maybe years of content already.
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wait chris did what?
also ty for 10k streams on spotify, currently hard at work on a cover for I'm sexy for my Ivy
Found a bf free girl.
@@uK8cvPAq His mom.
"So need a cute girl MY AGE"
@@BradleyJuby LMFAO FUCK
Sounds like I’m at Chris Chans funeral
I want this played at my funeral along with “I miss my wigga” and “Soldier Side” by System of a Down
What do you think that'll be like? I could see either 1 or 100 people showing.
His funeral is gonna be lit lol
And the Cwcki is the modern day Bible.
That's the next saga.
I listen to this when I’m depressed
My friend: But you listen to this everyday
I know…
My favorite parody of a Weird Al song
I can’t believe you did this 😂
Deserves millions of views
A lost art
Honestly this is much better than how Chris sang it themself.
Chris Chan is somehow both a stereotype and the most unique individual of all time.
I don’t think you could describe him any better way.
Because he is the progenitor of many stereotypical group. He is the first brony, the first cringy sonic OC maker before deviantart existed, the first internet "nice guys", one of the first weeb and many more.
@@sunshineskystar First Let's player too
Crying to this in my bed rn
so need a cute girl - christian and the hedgehog boys (REVERB + SLOW)
If Chris is now a god, this is technically a hymn
Chris and Zeus have a few things in common
@@yvngxshady Chris is even hornier than Zeus.
Can’t wait to hear skillet cover it
300th like
The Chrisorian Chants.
It is amazing just how many times other people have turned Chris's failures of creativity and made them tolerable, or in this case, good.
Chris definitely had potential to be a good lyricist, as these covers prove
nah man, it's totally shit, It only sounds good because it's a cover of an actual good song
This trashy auto tune lol, at least Chris is all natural
@@kibariou
Chris has always been TRUE and HONEST
Why is this unironically good? Keep it up with your music my guy!
literally ^^
Definitely the ending theme to Christory
this is just proof that no matter how shit a song is, it can be turned decent with some actual talent
Unpopular opinion this is a legitimately well written parody song.
@@stankgangsta4105 *Without* the disturbing context of Chandler's life it really is. The lyrics could have been written by Weird Al.
@Rach Do it!
Honestly that’s true about Sonichu as well. There’s some concepts and lore around it that I think could’ve worked on their own but Chris is such an awful writer that he made it a “it’s so bad it’s readable” book.
@ChrisSuperDude no. It kinda isn't a so bad its good. I read some of it and I almost died from cringe (even for Chirs Chan it's too cringe)
The Love Quest is over
He’s going to an all female prison this is only the beginning. Imagine as soon as he gets in he drops the autistic and trans thing as an act in the final phase of his love quest lol.
@@slipstream7449 His plan all along. The final arc, "Chris and his 30 girlfriends."
@@slipstream7449 He lucked out with his lawyer.
Greene County isn't big enough to keep Public Defenders on staff so they have a list of guys that do so many pro bono cases a year.
Chris lucked the fuck out and got a serious Jew lawyer that people normally pay 15000 dollar retainers just to speak to.
He's actually one of the best defenders in the State.
Heilbergs gonna get the best plea deal he can and the teflon trd is gonna get a suspended sentence.
Mark my words.
@@stevepalpatine2828 perhaps the saga will continue after all.
But at what cost?
The funniest part of the song is that during this period of Chris's life he was extremely homophobic and anti-gay.
His singing was so bad that the previous lyrics is unclear and ironically leads to "I WANT A BOYFRIEND" & "I HAVE A BOYFRINED" lines sound the most prominent.
I grew up listening to Green Day and have been obsessed with Geno's documentary on Chris through the pandemic so I saw this thumbnail and was like omg this is the kind of niche content MADE FOR ME. what a time to be alive. The song slaps too
Sounds like Whatsername on the 2010 remake of american idiot, right?
@@rggamesofficial8391 hell nah, that song is perfect. i went an entire year without skipping it in 2020
never related to a song more in my life 😔
#virginwithrage
#freegoddesschris
#sonichu4life
Bruh the Green Day album cover is the cherry on top!
This has no right being this fucking good.
actually cried bitterly to this for 14 hours straight
So does anyone else notice this has the same energy as a Taylor swift song?
Without a fire
But a desire
To not hear you say
"I have a boyfriend"
And I see the ladies
Walking along one
By one
And I never wanna hear
"I have a boyfriend"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend"
And I have no fire
But a desire
To not hear you say
"I have a boyfriend"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend"
Why do all of the jerks
Get all of the pretty girls yeah
You may not notice but I want you to know
That I am a lonesome heart
But I have no fire
But I'll desire
To not, to not, to not, to not
Stuck as a virgin with rage
So need a cute girl my age
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend"
(x2)
"I have a boyfriend"...
Thanks!
This truly is a “21st Century Breakdown”.
Shoutout to the single ladies in CWCville hiding so Magi-Chan doesn't find their pulse and report them to the Great Leader
i cant stop listening to this version wtf
Why is it that the Chris Chan parody of this song is far more rememberable than the original song?
Yeah I can't listen to the original anymore without hearing CWCs lryics
Are you kidding me?? I Want It That Way is incredibly catchy and popular!
It didn’t seem like it at the time but these were simpler times for Chris…
This hits different now that Chris has been released from jail
has it really been 7 months already? time really does flies by
Omg pretty good song bro!... Its a shame that the Christory is probably got to an end ;-;
It's only starting up. Prison and trial arc otw.
The prison saga
The book has finished.
*But this is an anthology.*
Hoy estoy triste :(
Tournament arc as Chris has to beat his way up the chain
It's beautiful, some may say it's better than the original. The only thing that would have made it even better was if you included the "hey look at me" at the beginning of the song.
all these covers popping up everywhere are amazing
Hopefully the Geno doc closes with this...
If Chris chan was a show this has to be the ending music it shows Chris chans grave and the people attending it is liquid, Clyde cash , billy maze, a guy in a pickle suit , pmurt, sonichu, and Megan all looking back at the times they trolled the fuck out of Chris
Bro…the 21st Century Breakdown redone cover is phenomenal😭
Chris didn’t listen to that part about a “cute girl his age.”
Ah yes
A beautiful cover
From a fellow person of *GLUE*
You know, if Chris wasn’t so messed up morally, he could make some good spoof music.
a timeline where CWC made it simply as a neurodivergent internet poisoned Weird Al Yankovic ? Oh, what could've been...
When Chris dies we should gather every christorian and troll to sing this song like that we are thw world video
Hey, I'm trying to pitch a biographical series to Netflix about the life of Chris Chan and I was wanting to use your cover for the closing credits.
The auto-tune is a bit heavy, but a CWC song warrants it in a way. Either way, I still like it.
idk why but i feel like this would play at the end credits of a movie
I hope geno uses it
About time this classic got a proper cover.
Who else will come back to this when CWC dies? ..Cause I know I will.
Legends never die
I think we were all Chris at one point, at least before the incest
Boooyyy this hits different now.
Why isnt this more popular?
Relativity new.
@Hugh Mungus you need a girlfriend
@@thenotmangaman8885 He needs a boyfriend free girl
I’m angry this is my in “my playlist” however. Worth it
I think Christory is coming to an end…
Check out the letters from jail, if you havent.... I don't think that its over. But I hope for Christine's sake that it is. There is months, maybe years of content already.
Uhh yeah, about that... The state let him out of Prison.
I come from the future,and it isn't
Chris chans outro
The piano alone is beautiful goddamn
Why you got to bring Green Day into this?
I put this on every week and sing this to my boyfriend in bed. He hates me.
Keeper lol
@@stevenm9813 for real
@@PolicemanPlanet yes lol
Me with my gf 😂 she is a keeper. Keep ur man if he puts up wit ur Chris Chan obsession!
I made a video of who to cast in a CWC movie.
Imagine Evan Peters as Liquid Chris & this song sung by Nick Carter
You had me at Evan Peters
@@moonfacepondue2450 we need Evan peters as a egotistical liquid. Would die laughing!
This sounded like the series finale, but it was only the end of yet another season.
End credits of the Chris Chan biopic
This is fucking amazing!
we're getting outta cwcville with this one
The man couldn't find a boyfriendless girl for himself so he made himself into one
He finally found a boyfriend free girl! He smashed that barbussy!!!!!!
The moments where it slightly out of tone 😂
I’ve heard Elvis planned on covering this before his death
This was made on my birthday! Best birthday gift I never knew I had.
I’m having a 21st century breakdown right now
Edit: Oh shit I get it because his name is Christian
Here after part 85 reflecting it all what a journey we all went on
Not me laying in my bed at 4am listing to this on my flip phone
Christian's inferno
The autotune is strong with this age
how does this actually go hard? Not complaining though!
I lowkey wanna make a cover of this thanks to this
Even better version... Honestly... Like Chris... He is an honest gentle man...
So this is the Chris chan bad ending
...and the love quest continues....
"and you did an awesome fuckn' job"
Ok but this has no business being this good LOL
I will be lowered into the grave to this song
Why does this sound like it would be perfect as the background music to a 20 second Reel or Tiktok?
Damn this goes hard
I came
This cover is unironically even worse than the original
Thank you so god damn much glueboy. I was just thinking about doing this
This comes from heaven and now going to my playlist
this goes
Listening to this in bed crying with my sonic plush
tears streaming down my face right now
you have the voice of an angel
This is pure auditory gold.
What's with the green day cover
Tbf if it was written a bit better itd be fire
What is this? The lyrics are so funny
Dam that álbum reference
The good timeline
I like so much the 21st century breakdown cover :D
I've been out about 4 years raising my children. Any solid catch-up documentaries?
Thanks
Look up the one by GenoSamuel2.1
it's currently on going with 65 parts right now and is the most in depth documentary you will find on chris
Everytime I close my eyes I see his face.
i hate that i love this song
PLEASE release just the piano
This honestly slaps and I listen to it on Spotify on a regular basis. It’s just such a mood
holy shit