Liquid Chris - So Need a Cute Girl
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- Опубліковано 2 тра 2021
- Reupload of Liquid Chris' beautiful song which Ian Brandon Anderson shamefully tried his best on stealing from him. This version only includes music and subtitles to make it more accessible.
Link to original video: • June 30, 2009 - Featur...
Link to artwork: / liquid_chris
Imagine being 27 years old, and your arch-nemesis is a high-schooler who's superior to you in every way
Correction, two high-schoolers. Yeah, it was twins, one who played Liquid and another one who did all of the music. Yes, it was a team effort, and yes, it is one of my favorite parts of Christory.
It’s really not hard to be superior to Chris, all you have to do is put in this thing called effort.
@@whoknowswhocares885 You wouldn't want to put in effort because you might accidentally be better than liquid.
I bet Liquid Chris has a girlfriend who isn't his biological mother.
Pay your taxes
I heard Liquid does have a girlfriend or at least did in the past.
His girlfriend was a troll as well. That’s real relationships goals.
@@robertsmalls2293 They got married. Naturally it didn't last.
@@TheJinxCast Lol I bet it didn’t. Still amazing how much better he was than Solid Chris.
Ian Brandon Anderson has been real quiet since this dropped
They don’t allow music in jail
@@lilbill7385 they may not allow music in prison, but he'll be signin' in the showers
Probably because their in jail
Bro ian got arrested
Im the 666 like!
Would the REAL Chris do such unspeakable things to his elderly mother?
I think not.
Solid has officially reached a new low and I believe everyone wants Liquid back
@@Jesusls Liquid shouldn't come back.He actually lived life and became a cancer researcher,and for obvious reasons,refuses to acknowledge his past.
@@zeukri-5464 A cancer researcher? God damn, he's done quite well for himself, huh?
@@mustafaamin9516 Goes to show how actually using the time you have productively instead of loafing around and begging for money can get you a very very good job.
@@mustafaamin9516 well yeah. After getting cancer he pursued the career to learn about the thing that nearly killed him to troll it to death.
Liquid Chris as a witness in court: “I am the real Christian Weston Chandler! Your honor, that criminal right there is the IMPOSTOR IAN BRANDON ANDERSON!”
Return of the King
Ian Brandon Anderson is sus.
Looks like the police finally caught up with that imposter in the striped shirt
Wait who’s Ian Brandon Anderson? Is he an evil clone of me or something?
@@cassidycaroll Ian Brandon Anderson is the damn dirty troll who impersonated Chris.
Liquid is a real life medical doctor as well apparently. He's not just better than Chris, he is legit better than almost every other troll as well.
Sometimes I wonder how many people that trolled Chris were living pretty similar to him
@@kurtcocaine4712 prob all of them, i mean they are just sad at fuck my man
not just any kind of doctor, he's an oncologist (cancer doctor)
Apparently liquid’s singing voice was played by the original liquid’s brother who has a youtube channel called SimplySpoons
@@kurtcocaine4712 i mean a lot of them were kids. it doesn’t excuse the behavior completely but i don’t think most of them understood the gravity of chris’s instability.
Liquid Chris became a Cancer Cure researcher... He'll come back and inject it on Solid Chris who is actually a living cancer.
Wait did he actually?
@@average_pyro Yep, he did. There's even a video online that is years ago from a channel called, "The Christophers," I think. The other Liquid Chris, because they are twins, has a channel that makes music. Very easy to find if you just search it up.
@@zer0stars can't find it
@@chippy6057 ua-cam.com/video/HTNkVxf8QV8/v-deo.html
This is the true reason he went into that field. He’ll come back at the hearing next month to end the entire series and inject Chris with the cure for cancer that disintegrates him for about 5 minutes. Liquid reveals that he is the true Christine Weston Chandler and remove his trousers to reveal an actual, professionally done transition and exclaim, «I’m the real CWC, this was all Ian Brandon Anderson, that dumb, stupid imposter. *sighs* »
Liquid Chris, the only trolling attempt that didn't seem outright psychotic to me
It was the only actually funny and light hearted troll
@@sampound9091 I was always under the impression that Chris would constantly antagonize or stalk people and it would backfire on him without anyone doing anything, which I suppose is somewhat true, but at the same time, some of the trolls seem like outright crimes.
i see it as one of the most psychotic actually
It was just him impersonating Chris and saying the real Chris stole his identity honestly it’s simple and effective.
I also really liked Alec Benson Leary. I think he probably gave Chris the most strife and stress while remaining very civil and exposing Chris’s contradictory nature and emotional immaturity.
This feels like the credit song to Chris Chan’s life
Sadly, we'll probably never see a Chris Chan movie.
@@beigeocean5665 theres so much to cover, I doubt a single movie would be able to tackle it well
@@Henfrig That and Chris Chan is such a pathetically sordid figure that no self-respecting actor would ever want to play him.
@@Henfrig When is the Chris Chan Octology coming out then?
@@beigeocean5665 people play Adolf Hitler and every child molester all the time, I personally think reese buttery would be an amazing Chris Chan
Liquid is so good that he can harmonize with himself.
That's his twin brother fyi.
Not only that but in Solid's shitty voice
@@ihigvererdsds593 late ik but that's the joke
Eeeeehhhhh he's not "harmonizing". In music things are often double tracked to make them sound bigger. Look at Elenor Rigby by the Beatles. It's easy to hear the verses as one track, and the choruses as 2 vocal tracks. Liquid is doing the same thing.
liquid chris was the most brilliant troll in christory. simple and inoffensive, yet so effective
It was like Bizarro Superman, staring into the mirror at his normal Superman ubermensch counterpart.
well i think the asperger comic guy was more damageless but liquid was better in so many aspects
@@rekka3333 alec benson leary. put respect on his name
@@jacksonbranner Is he the one who made that AsperChu character???
Also the only troll (besides Alec Benson Leary) who tried to teach Christine that her only enemy, her whole life, was herself
My head cannon for the liquid Chris saga is that Chris was right about the dimensional merge. The merge just happened earlier than he thought and Liquid Chris is from the Sonichu comics of the time.
It would explain the similarities in appearance to the comic Chris.
BRUH STOP IT WHAT IF YOURE ACTUALLY RIGHT
You think the government will weaopinze the merge?
I never thought about it that way XD
He see his own creator as Ian Branfon Anderson
When we needed him most, he disappeared.
It's "He vanished," man. It's from Avatar: The Last Airbender, everyone knows this.
Edit: okay because everyone couldn't understand this was meant to be a joke. It was never meant to piss anyone off. And yes, I know I came across as aggressive, that's on me.
@@maximumpink8487 I dont think it was supposed to be a reference
It’s ok he’s being a cancer researcher now apparently
I think he's too busy being a functional member of society
@@tna7544 correct, because this is dead serious. This is real life, not Avatar.
This feels like the outro song for the final episode of the Chris-Chan show, where Chris dies in prison and life continues as normal, and the world never truly changing, for better or worse.
This should be in the credits for the last geno Samuel episode
@@jeanmichellelaurent watch him bring back liquid chris to do it one last time
the bitter-sweet ending to the true 21st century tragedy tale
one day, a musical may be created for Chris...
Yeah and it would have a over head shot of dead Chris while everyone else just ignores it and keeps walking as this song starts playing and it's revealed liquid actually framed him
Now Imagine that after all theese years, Liquid Chris finally presents viable cancer treament, but he still remains in-character and in all science books he is listed as Christine Werstler Chandler
Only Ian Brandon Anderson Has genderdiphoria the real true and honest Christian Chandler is is or is currently working on curing cancer
*Ricardo Weston Chandler.
Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler
Christopher Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler
*Christian Ricardo Weston Sonichu Jesus Peter Griffin Stan Smith Magichan Pikachu God Emmanuel Chandler
It's sad when you have to battle a mirror, but it's even sadder when the mirror starts winning.
Sadder still when it’s a funhouse mirror, made specially to mock you.
Like shadowboxing, but the shadow kicks your ass
I will tell my kids this was Kurt Cobain.
Underrated comment
Liquid Chris legitimately did nothing wrong. Not many people in Christory can say the same
Damn, this is actually good. Thank god this is the real chris.
I had a nightmare that the solid one was the real one. Woke up just about pissed the bed. Thank god it was only a dream.
In my dimension, the solid Chris is the real chris ! 😞
Did you hear Ian (the imposter) took advantage of a dementia patient who happened to be his mom?
@@claire9342 Dude, that's fucked up and the worst part is he is still smearing Chris' good name
so true
A weird dark wizard once said "who needs a girlfriend when you have a mother?"
OH NO
jezus...
HAHAHAHA
I would actually unironically listen to this
plot twist: You just did.
@@mekudu-man3804 well-
I am too
God I know it's actually good. Maybe we need more songs parody by Chris and then sung by more talented people
@@mekudu-man3804 *I DID*
Liquid Chris didn't troll Chris with mentally degrading stuff, he didn't convince Chris to do anything, he didn't even use any form of hate speech. He bested Chris with nothing other than being better than him. He's really one of the more interesting trolls in the Chris saga, and I hold major respect for him for doing something different
kacey did some harm tho
Yea as soon as Kacey called involved Liquid called Solid a "waste of life " and it got kinda toxic
All trolls were toxic to some degree, none of them were saints
@@raycipher Liquid was still toxic, but perhaps one of the least toxic.
@@raycipherThey keep forgetting this
Takes fucking talent to take the awful lyrical pacing of Solid Chris’ writing and actually make that shit sound somewhat decent.
"I so need a cute girl my age" That lyric never really came to pass.
Lmfao maybe for Ian Brandon Anderson it didn't but the True and Honest CWC would never diddle his mother
Fun Fact: Chris Duckworth, the man behind Liquid Chris, is not singing in this nor playing the guitar. His identical twin brother, Jon, took over for the musical videos. Meaning we dont just have Solid and Liquid Chris, but also Solidus Chris
🔥🔥🔥
I will say this until I die but Liquid Chris is the best troll in internet history (or at least in the Chris Chan saga.) One reason being that Liquid Chris was everything Chris Chan claimed to be; musically talented, artistically talented, and more. And after all of it, Liquid Chris ended up getting a girlfriend (I think that's what happened, I remember hearing that.) He also knew exactly how to get under Chris Chan's skin and didn't really have a clear motive as to why he started trolling him, since it started with him doing an impression of him, which made the og Chris enraged. In all honesty, Solid Chris felt like the troll from an outsider's perspective.
What do you mean this was always the true Christian not that nasty troll ian Brandon Anderson, But beyond the meme he actually wound up getting married and currently works a fucking cancer researcher like bro he is everything is everything that insists Chan claims he is
QAnon is the best troll
@@albertdutzman8292 and he didn’t fuck his mother too
@@jeanmichellelaurent yep insest chan chandler
@@albertdutzman8292 The man Chris wants to be
i actually listen to it unironically
He actually had a great voice, a bit raw but lots of promise and potential
I think that's what makes it good! You can tell he is actually a talented singer, no autotune.
This was his brother, who became a musician
Hey, I always like men that go in raw
@@IceBankMiceElf_873 lmao I set em up you knock em down.
I think the rawness adds to the song, sort of like The Mountain Goats
Im glad they finally arrested that impostor
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i let out a big chuckle at this comment
Yeah the real cwc would do that
Liquid Chris, the one true Chris. Combatting cancer for over a decade.
i like to think Liquid becoming a doctor is somehow his subtle way of carrying on the troll bit to this day. as Solid Chris slowly continued to devolve into just complete depravity liquid went on to become an actual doctor and a CANCER doctor no less. the complete opposite of Solid in every way
@@evenhartwick4422 Ones a success story the other is...well the other.
@@evenhartwick4422Imagine becoming a doctor to spite some autistic dude lol (I know he can want to be one on his own as well, but solid chris definitely fuelled his motiviation)
OMG ITS THE DRAWING I DREW WHAT THE HECK :000
You did an amazing job there, thanks for making this great piece to remember the good old times of the best Chris
It's an amazing drawing and I'm sorry for not asking for permission! Never thought the video would get any views and then it happened... I've made sure to credit you though!
Its funny chris actually liked this drawing
@@TomatoTemmie he's legitimately just Chris but good, his arts awsome and so is his music lmao
I love your drawing, great work
So brave for Chris to stand up to that fake-guitared troll, imposter “Ian Brandon Anderson” who was stealing his identity.
a troll who is actually talented and never hurt anyone but a single person's feelings
10/10
Liquid Chris is my favorite troll out of the bunch, because he was actually funny with it and not all like "I'm gonna ruin this guy's life for shits and giggles"
To be fair, Chris didn't have much of a life to ruin.
@@DeviIGundam you mean that damn imposter Ian
@DeviIGundam But like many, he had hope. He could have gone to therapy. He could have had the internet cut off. He had so many chances, and he took away all of it to become what he is.
If you literally compare this to the solid chris version, you sort of realize how much of a good troll thi man truly was
Hearing this song after so long hits different, especially after recent events... 😔
Do you feel sorry for him? Because I do
@@brunocastillo3041 I feel sorry for Liquid Chris.... Ian Brandon Anderson can rot in a padded cell for all I care!
Idk man to me this song is very sad right about now, song where chris was when this was made and where he is now
In the end, he didn't want a girlfriend his age, he wanted his 80 year old mother.
at least Chris is no longer a virgin with rage
I really wanna hear the conversation between liquid chris, his brother, and Kasey that lead them to do a year long bit to troll some autistic internet lolcow
Its said that liquid Chris, the fake Chris, Becomes the true Chris
What do you mean fake Chris? He's always been the true and honest Christian Weston Chandler. The real Chris would never rape his own mother. IBA is a fraud and always has been.
liquid was never the fake wym
And then he went on to write the infamous Chris Chan Show theme song... the absolute legend.
fun fact, liquid chris is working to stop cancer now, what a giga chad
The rawness of this gets to me. I just ignore the lyrics sometimes and listen to this when I’m feeling down cause of how raw in emotion it is.
The fact liquid was able to make a stupid bad copy of a song sound good is baffling.
Let's all pretend as if IBA never existed and only remember the true Chris Chan.
this better be the outro song of the documentary!!
Why are we stuck in the worst timeline ?
Hey man nice profile picture! The sopranos is an awesome show!
Gabagool
Also yeah why does this have to be the main timeline :(
If he actually finds the cure to cancer one day it would be the funniest thing ever
He actually is a cancer doctor right?
Liquid Chris is a legend. He knew when to quit without leaving a trace while the joke was still funny
I wonder if all of the Trolls will return in the final moments. Clyde, Jimmy Hill, Blanca, the Man in the Pickle Suit, Sarah McKenzie, the Asperpedia 4, and Tito all return to be celebrated as heroes
@@nah....6151 Kinda like that one Chris comic of them being persecuted but this time, it'll be Ian Brandon Anderson who will be persecuted.
@GigiGiga I wouldn’t call them one of the great trolls. They just gave him lots of money and turned him into even more of a delusional man child
I feel like the Idea Guys wouldn't be a part of that lineup though.
@@KitsuneYojimbo Them and Bella would probably be destroyed on sight by the Kiwis
@@MisfitHeroesReal I can accept that.
Imagine me stealing your entire personality, doing it better getting bored of it, and letting you have it again because I didnt want to be you
If someone ever makes an "official"/big budget documentary on Chris-Chan, I hope this is played during the end credits.
There aren’t enough people talking about how beautiful his voice is
Y'all hear about what Ian did?
Shit what did he do
@@elitehb_ Just look up chris chan incest.
@@throwawayrob ohh I thought u mean the guy singing in this video. I already knew that
truly disgusting, that’s why Ian is a fake, the true and honest Chris Chan would never do that
😭😭😭
Okay, but who else listens to this unironically?
Honestly I just uploaded it to listen to it unironically, then the thing with barb happened and it blew up
This is why liquid is the best troll, he wasn't corrupt, he wasn't straight evil, he wanted to show Chris is a terrible person who should change, I think we should all aspire to be somewhat like liquid
that ending with the 2 twins harmonizing just perfect
i genuinely listen to this everyday
Ian Brandon Anderson got what he deserved for stealing your identity king 👑
Its pathetic when your doppelganger who was made to mock you is a more decent human being than you.
OMG HE SINGS SO PRETTY O.o
That’s actually someone else singing
It’s his twin brother, he’s doing the backup vocals though
@@mrman2557 its actually technically not. Since his brother, who is singing, also played part in liquid chris saga during the singoff competition.
@@nolives But is the guitar him though? It's still pretty good
@@Snazzy12341 yes
It's like the voice of an angel. I just soaked my panties for the angelic voice of the true and honest Christian Weston Chandler
Twins
@@pre6253 Even better.
@@lorewhore4195lmao
Fun fact, the person singing is not the main Liquid Chris, it his twin brother who is a singer. Main Liquid had cancer and the singer Liquid is still singing.
Yea, simplyspoons' voice are lit
Became a cancer _researcher._ You left out an important word lol.
main liquid had cancer?
@@YesItsbeeOP misspoke. Main Liquid went on to become a cancer researcher.
@@caninehelicopter5200 gee thank god
His voice is unironically so pretty
This was arguably the best troll saga. The rest was downhill.
Liquid, pickleman , Clyde cash were the best
The greatest story ever told..
This plays in the end credits when the world ends and the internet, society and culture all cease to be.
best midwest emo song
Makes me long for simpler times with Chris.....
Truly, a villain, that in the end became the hero of the story.
Anthony Lagatto should join.
Consider my panties dropped. Ian Brandon Anderson wishes he had this talent that Christian Weston Chandler possesses.
My friend saw this on my phone and now genuinely listens to this with out knowing the backstory 💀
Keep him ignorant
I'm surprised why nobody in spain community of Christorians never tales about this troll, on my opinion, the best troll in the history, no just say "Haha retard fool laugh", he was literally the catharsis of Chris Chan
Liquid king 👑
I find it funny (also kinda sad) how I remember hearing Chris was madder at a liquid Chris, who was just copying him, than at bluespike who basically put him through hell.
Would the real Chris Chan use a fake guitar?
Credits Theme - CWC: The Game
I miss liquid chris so much.
After what happened I can confidently say that Liquid was the true Chris-Chan
Liquid Chris is like Chris chan’s evil twin, living a great life
Now he is doctor
The post merge orbiters that don't know liquid chris was 2 people
ian is gonna have a flip knowing the real chris is back
babe haha wake up. what?? solid christian?? liquid christian?? dont be silly, Christian Weston Chandler just uploaded his acoustic song!Come on lets watch it. He seems pretty talented. He could probably be a doctor one day.
when are we getting gas chris.
It's from metal gear solid lore, we need solidus or venom chris
@@dash94uk9 Venom Chris is gonna emerge after CWC's prison arc, to fill the role of Chris-Chan for the world while Christine goes on to build Outer CWCville
@@Kirbechu99 punished chris: “Sonichu, i’m already a demon”
unironically a bop
Rot in prison IAN BRANDON ANDERSON god protect the one and only Chris chan
I can't hear the original song the same way again and I don't mind in the slightest
Man, it's really tragic how he went out in terms of internet fame.
So few of us remember the real Chris, whose popularity was overridden for the most part by Ian Brandon Anderson. It really brings tears to my eyes knowing that Mr. Duckworth not only grew up, but even went on to become a cancer researcher.
And for that, he's earned my respect.
Hats off to Chris Chan- the REAL Chris Chan.
Jokes aside, his voice is actually pretty good.
this is actually fucking good what the fuck
Lyrics:
Without a fire
But a desire
To not hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
And I see the ladies walking
Along one by one
And I never wanna hear
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm still stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
And I have no fire
But a desire
To not hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm still stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Why do all of the jerks
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!)
You may not notice
But I want you to know
That I am a lonesome heart!
Without a fire
But a desire
To not, to not, to not
Heeeaaar…
Don't wanna hear you saaaaaay (Yeah!)
The virgin with rage!
So need a cute girl my age!
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I"m still stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
"I have a boyfriend!"
Never say it now
why is his voice so attractive wtf
*Troll ranking:*
Liquid Chris: 10/10
Clyde Cash: 7/10
Pickle Suit Man: 6/10
Bluespike: 4/10
Idea Guys: 3/10
Yesenia maria Gamboa cervantes -69/10*
Nah blue and the idea guys are 0/10 cuz they actually fucked him up.
Clyde is more like an 8 honestly
I am awaiting the second coming of liquid christ
Gf and I were distracted listening to this while driving and pulled into the wrong end of a BK drive through.
Liquid Chris' trolling transcended and became something else altogether.
Feeling sick currently. threw up and felt awful all day, but came I randomly wanted to hear this cover and no I feel a lot better.
It's almost as If liquid Chris came from an earth to where he was raised amazingly and got a good future
liquid chris is the good ending
I saw this band back in 06 changed my life
We still don't have Solidus Chris btw
If Geno Samuel’s documentary ever ends, this should be the credits song.
My favorite Midwest Emo song