Extinction Rebellion White Guy With Dreadlocks - Leo Kearse

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  • @rexharrison400
    @rexharrison400 5 років тому +1281

    At least Amy Schumer won't steal any of these jokes.

    • @canadianroot
      @canadianroot 5 років тому +15

      @@Bart_Fargo It has a vag?

    • @neilchapman5145
      @neilchapman5145 5 років тому +33

      Amy Schumer tells jokes?

    • @tankthelord1178
      @tankthelord1178 5 років тому +2

      @Aussie Papa Wolf If you think that's bad my grandad has been looking for his jeep since ww2

    • @jamp12008
      @jamp12008 5 років тому

      Aussie Papa Wolf
      F

    • @LeofromFreo
      @LeofromFreo 5 років тому +3

      rex harrison oh please! She’s rubbish and a fake.

  • @forlorndream1400
    @forlorndream1400 5 років тому +152

    20+ years of propaganda undone in 20+ mins by a fantastic comedian. This guy is hilarious.

  • @crawfish.2248
    @crawfish.2248 5 років тому +1573

    This channel is like a sanity speakeasy.

    • @YammoYammamoto
      @YammoYammamoto 5 років тому +17

      Right-on-the-fucking-money...

    • @man7as
      @man7as 5 років тому +32

      Crawfish.22 feels weird listening to Real comedy. I thought this was a long lost concept.

    • @trollop_7
      @trollop_7 5 років тому +31

      A secret club for the consumption of illicit lucidity frequented by prohibition-era thought criminals.

    • @chriswcoker
      @chriswcoker 5 років тому +4

      Crawfish.22 sanity speakeasy. 2x yes.

    • @Slickshadow11
      @Slickshadow11 5 років тому +1

      Lol I like that...

  • @emmalikesflowers
    @emmalikesflowers 5 років тому +300

    “This is an inclusive space.
    You’ll have to leave.”
    Perfect!

    • @StofStuiver
      @StofStuiver 4 роки тому +10

      in Tolerance, intolerance will not be tolerated! (southpark)

  • @alphabravo3691
    @alphabravo3691 5 років тому +731

    Hear that laughter of freedom. The audience are laughing with relief at the material.

    • @FootballausYT
      @FootballausYT 5 років тому +25

      Yep. Awesome isn't it

    • @chrisucl
      @chrisucl 5 років тому +18

      So true and so sad 😔

    • @hiddensurfer
      @hiddensurfer 5 років тому +3

      Canned laughter

    • @Londonfogey
      @Londonfogey 5 років тому +14

      It's probably the same laughing done by people behind the Iron Curtain when someone told a joke about Stalin and they could be sure there were no secret informers listening. A kind of desperate relief that finally someone says the unsayable.

    • @iamthat7351
      @iamthat7351 4 роки тому +3

      I think I hear the laughter from one of the guys of Trigonometry YT channel.

  • @ABH313
    @ABH313 4 роки тому +78

    It's crazy how real comedy has gone underground like this. I can't wait for comedy like this to be the mainstream again!!!

    • @CrankCase08
      @CrankCase08 2 роки тому

      Comedy??

    • @antonybooth3293
      @antonybooth3293 Рік тому +2

      No. Mainstream comedy has always been shit (apart from UK 1970's. Props to those 70's comedians). Underground is where it's honest.

  • @30m3
    @30m3 5 років тому +1742

    "What's woke comedy?" "Well it's sort of like women's football, it gets written about alot in the Guardian, but it's shit" That was Brilliant.

    • @RichardJohnB
      @RichardJohnB 5 років тому +16

      Read this before watching it. Can't wait 😁

    • @IsaacTheSalsaShark
      @IsaacTheSalsaShark 5 років тому +30

      As great as the punchline is, the set up alone is actually quite hilarious - "What's woke comedy? Well, it's sort of like women's football..." The right kind of audience (like the one in video) laughs as much at the set up as at the punchline. Great joke.

    • @GuitarguyRichard56
      @GuitarguyRichard56 5 років тому +16

      @White Brad Bad YES. Just like shitty male football players make the exact same as the best. Wait. No. They dont! If your great there is more demand for you and you make more.

    • @fullmetalprism5249
      @fullmetalprism5249 5 років тому

      30m3 😆😂🤣

    • @sapien82
      @sapien82 5 років тому +5

      get that woke dollar !

  • @clockwinder2924
    @clockwinder2924 5 років тому +60

    “Pious like the Spanish Inquisition!” “Shame is the only thing standing between me and syphillis!!” I could keep going, but then I couldn’t stop. This guy is just so funny -love Comedy Unleashed.

  • @xrc6662
    @xrc6662 5 років тому +576

    Brilliant. The fact that I haven't heard of him before shows how stale and restrictive comedy is in the UK at present. Definitely checking him out some more.

    • @mcnab1383
      @mcnab1383 5 років тому +24

      I'm Scottish and have never heard of him. And my school also didn't have a level playing field.

    • @30m3
      @30m3 5 років тому +7

      Same.

    • @ManScoutsofAmerica
      @ManScoutsofAmerica 5 років тому +10

      He would crush America with that act.

    • @harrymills2770
      @harrymills2770 5 років тому +13

      In the '60s, we mocked war mongers and Christian dogma. Now we mock war mongers and leftist dogma. The left won and became a more regressive establishment than the Christians who were nonetheless enlightened enough to allow dissent when they were the establishment.

    • @30m3
      @30m3 5 років тому +15

      @@harrymills2770 Yes, the right used to be the pearl clutchers and today it's the left. What always makes me laugh is how the left consider themselves the counter culture when they have government, corporations and media all on their side.

  • @TS-ev1bl
    @TS-ev1bl 5 років тому +100

    "In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act"

  • @soulspeaker1979
    @soulspeaker1979 5 років тому +322

    That bloke instantly entered my top list of comedians.

    • @NeilAppleby
      @NeilAppleby 3 роки тому

      Try Kevin Bridges

    • @Jamie-ds1gf
      @Jamie-ds1gf 2 роки тому +1

      @@NeilAppleby nah Kevin bridges comedy is tame compared to Leo's I would say Leo is more of a Scottish version of Jimmy carr or Frankie Boyle before 2010

    • @CrankCase08
      @CrankCase08 2 роки тому

      That doesn't say much for the rest of them.

  • @THEDERBYRAM
    @THEDERBYRAM 4 роки тому +262

    Haven't laughed like this in ages. Don't expect to see him on BBC soon.

    • @fabianpatrizio2865
      @fabianpatrizio2865 4 роки тому +5

      same....was the best stand up set Ive seen in a long long time :)

    • @Staruha91
      @Staruha91 4 роки тому

      Right you are. www.thesun.co.uk/news/12605963/leo-kearse-right-wingy-comedy-woke-bbc/

    • @Scottish-Greg
      @Scottish-Greg 3 роки тому +5

      Or ever. 😂👊 fk the BBC

    • @geeman.8081
      @geeman.8081 3 роки тому +1

      Because he's a bit shit.

    • @CrankCase08
      @CrankCase08 2 роки тому +1

      You found him funny??

  • @davidthomas3826
    @davidthomas3826 5 років тому +514

    If you listen carefully, you can hear the Guardian journalist choking on his brown rice

    • @blankfrankie3747
      @blankfrankie3747 4 роки тому +14

      His ETHICALLY SOURCED brown rice.

    • @davidthomas3826
      @davidthomas3826 4 роки тому +11

      @@blankfrankie3747
      Ethically~sourced and carbon~neutral brown rice from Waitrose

    • @johnsinclair4621
      @johnsinclair4621 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah,how pathetic. Trying to eat healthily and sustainably. Liberals, am I right?

    • @davidthomas3826
      @davidthomas3826 4 роки тому +16

      @@johnsinclair4621
      ... but using copious amounts of electricity, riding around in cars, and flying abroad while telling the rest of us not to. Yeah, damn lefty hypocrites

    • @johnsinclair4621
      @johnsinclair4621 4 роки тому

      David Thomas Don’t you agree that this is just the worst possible interpretation? And also one of the least likely? Come on, you are better than that.

  • @heikkiremes5661
    @heikkiremes5661 4 роки тому +48

    One of the greatest sets I've heard in ages.

  • @KeithWhittingham
    @KeithWhittingham 5 років тому +900

    This guy is really funny and Epstein didn't kill himself

    • @tmill2001
      @tmill2001 5 років тому +6

      My comment word for word!

    • @manuela.8676
      @manuela.8676 5 років тому +10

      He has the most funny accent to booth and Epstein didn't kill himself.

    • @kurtschuster8078
      @kurtschuster8078 5 років тому +8

      Epstien is like a Christmas decoration ,he didn't hang him self .

    • @wishfix
      @wishfix 5 років тому +4

      Prince Andrew didn't kill himself

    • @nrobert2
      @nrobert2 5 років тому

      Chris Russell nor Elvis

  • @ulalaFrugilega
    @ulalaFrugilega 4 роки тому +30

    "They're all for tolerance and diversity, but not when it's diversity of opinion"
    There you have it in a nutshell. Brilliant.

    • @antonybooth3293
      @antonybooth3293 Рік тому +1

      This is an inclusive space. You have to leave!

    • @ulalaFrugilega
      @ulalaFrugilega Рік тому

      @@antonybooth3293 actually happened to me once! I was meeting a male friend in a café on a day were there was a feminist meeting. They were extremely hostile, even before my friend arrived, but after...

  • @markparker1200
    @markparker1200 5 років тому +123

    'They're all for tolerance and diversity but not when it's diversity of opinion."
    Love that!

    • @Mrshereforethemusic
      @Mrshereforethemusic 4 роки тому +1

      Mark Parker My take away from this refreshing 20ish minutes. 🤣

    • @frogsoda
      @frogsoda 4 роки тому +3

      To them, diversity is only skin deep.

    • @Tea-mf5rv
      @Tea-mf5rv 4 роки тому +3

      @@frogsoda funny how it assumes people of the same race must think alike

    • @sebastianrutkowski7316
      @sebastianrutkowski7316 2 роки тому +1

      "... this is an inclusive place.
      you have to leave." genius

  • @LoveProWrestling
    @LoveProWrestling 5 років тому +276

    fat activists? I'm fat, so I googled it. I am now motivated to lose weight to distance myself from these idiots. So thanks I guess?

    • @Pahyto1
      @Pahyto1 4 роки тому +12

      Idk man , i'm vegan and i m not an activist, couldn't care less on what others eat could be pork chicken fish cats dogs i really don't care. My point is those vegans doesn't represent me i'm a libertarian.

    • @apexalaska
      @apexalaska 4 роки тому +15

      @@Pahyto1 I met a vegan once, he was a skinny liberal W.W.O.O.F.er from southern California, came to our ranch to work for a while. After working farm hours for one week he was eating normal. Him and I were actually roommates a couple years later on a ranch in Michigan, he was fit, conservative, and listening to Johnny Cash, amazing what hard work can accomplish.

    • @2B_or_not_2B
      @2B_or_not_2B 4 роки тому +3

      ApexAlaska Fuck yeah! Hard work will make you NOT a bitch!

    • @CHRISTSPIRACY.comJESUSwasVegan
      @CHRISTSPIRACY.comJESUSwasVegan 4 роки тому

      go vegan

    • @CHRISTSPIRACY.comJESUSwasVegan
      @CHRISTSPIRACY.comJESUSwasVegan 4 роки тому +3

      @@Pahyto1 you are not vegan. youre a plant based narcissist

  • @ward1066
    @ward1066 5 років тому +109

    Comedy is coming back :). The first sign of a recovery

    • @Jimboy1611
      @Jimboy1611 4 роки тому

      This comedy never went away. Go to any comedy club in London and you see stuff like this all the time. It’s been going since time immemorial.

    • @optimize.
      @optimize. 4 роки тому

      I’ve been seeing plenty of it uninterruptedly down here I’m Amsterdam.
      It makes me happy that the loud non-commonsensical ‘woke’ Internet crowds aren’t as influential as they hope.

  • @charliealder3522
    @charliealder3522 4 роки тому +67

    "You didn't get bullied because of Apu. You got bullied because you were a soft c@#$" 😂😂😂😂

    • @lynnehamer239
      @lynnehamer239 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👌👌👌

    • @paulmcgreevy3011
      @paulmcgreevy3011 4 роки тому +1

      Charlie Alder the word is cunt

  • @paullee3660
    @paullee3660 5 років тому +520

    That’s the funniest act I have seen in a long time.

    • @Miatacrosser
      @Miatacrosser 5 років тому +8

      Check out Will Franken on this channel.

    • @gammasmash1924
      @gammasmash1924 5 років тому +6

      @MichaelKingsfordGray It's pretty fuckin funny. Who do you reccomend?

    • @Forestgravy90
      @Forestgravy90 5 років тому +2

      Gamma Smash probably likes Michael McIntyre talking about how some people say things differently

    • @MrWeAllAreOne
      @MrWeAllAreOne 5 років тому

      Paul Lee Check out Brad William's "Fun size" show. The guy is a funny as fuck midget.

    • @MrWeAllAreOne
      @MrWeAllAreOne 5 років тому +1

      Freedly Beedly Boop McIntyre has never been funny in his entire career.

  • @ryancoffey838
    @ryancoffey838 2 роки тому +24

    He’s just become my favourite British comedian

  • @rosbifle413
    @rosbifle413 5 років тому +133

    At the moment this guy is the best comedian in the world. End of story. This set is on point. This needs to go viral. When was the last time you heard a crowd laugh like that?

    • @YouTubeIsAssHo
      @YouTubeIsAssHo 5 років тому +7

      "Needs to go viral" is right! I've already forwarded it to 10 WhatsApp friends. Fucking genius!

    • @southoripper
      @southoripper 5 років тому +5

      Check out Will Franken bud!! You will not be disappointed.

    • @rosbifle413
      @rosbifle413 5 років тому +5

      @@southoripper liked Franken but i feel this jock fella is a lot more raw and a lot quicker. The kind of comedy that could completely change political evolution.

    • @jakemarskorea
      @jakemarskorea 5 років тому +3

      @@rosbifle413 I like Will

    • @rosbifle413
      @rosbifle413 5 років тому +1

      @@jakemarskorea me too mate but this Leo Kearse guy seems to be able to get through more points quicker.

  • @thebritishindian1
    @thebritishindian1 4 роки тому +13

    I’m so glad this channel was recommended! I loved this guy. Comedy for those who grew up in the 80s and 90s

  • @tutmytuthoppy
    @tutmytuthoppy 5 років тому +76

    Its moments like these in the life of a comedy fan that stop me from having a breakdown. Love this guy.

  • @bareminimumbrother3980
    @bareminimumbrother3980 4 роки тому +28

    This guy has been brilliant every time he's been on the BBC.

  • @DonaldBlake287
    @DonaldBlake287 5 років тому +159

    "After he finished telling me about veganism, he had some energy left." LMFAO!!!!!

    • @angelacrane2135
      @angelacrane2135 4 роки тому +1

      Jonathan Christerson - funny stereotype... but the opposite is true in reality. Still, the joke works as is.

    • @tuborice4571
      @tuborice4571 3 роки тому

      I'm one those but the joke was funny I can laugh at my self oh and I'm half cast with white skin so I can have my white privalige whilst being oppressed lol

  • @petergambier
    @petergambier 4 роки тому +3

    Thanks very much for this. What a great breath of fresh breath of comedic air Mr Kearse is. 'At my age all the women look like Eddie Izzard.'

  • @N8TANIEL
    @N8TANIEL 5 років тому +255

    "we've been limiting bullying in school for the past 20 years and as a result we now have hipsters"

    • @Londonfogey
      @Londonfogey 5 років тому +9

      @Oppai Man True. I got regularly bullied at school by one particular boy. Eventually I lost my temper and hit back; contrary to popular opinion he didn't back down, but beat me black and blue. However, he never went near me again after that.

    • @iggyblitz8739
      @iggyblitz8739 4 роки тому +4

      Bullying isn't good but we need to laugh at this, laughing is great, and this is great comedy, real comedy.

    • @harryhoudini714
      @harryhoudini714 3 роки тому

      @@iggyblitz8739 Bullying isnt just good, Bullying is ESSENTIAL! School Bullies are the ones that make up for what your Parents failed at. Some Parents, excited about being Parents, completely forget that one day their little "Sunshine" is going to be a grown Adult among other grown Adults. They start showering the little brat with praises, giving it T-Shirts that say "I will save/change the World". They think that their little Brat is the "best kid EVER on the whole Planet FOREVER and ALL TIME". They start acting like Tyrants but not toward their Kid but whoever dares to criticize their little sh*t for being a spoiled little Princess.
      This has enormous consequences for all of us. These kids grow up completely entitled for Everything without doing Nothing. They got all they wanted just for being and they think that the whole World OWES them whatever they want. Since this is not how it works, as soon as Reality hits them, not knowing how to handle it, they go psychotic. They either start blaming everything and everyone or start scheming against the "Evil in the World" (which is basically everybody who ever dared say "No" to one of their stupid demands) or just plain run Amok.
      Bullies are a "natural checkpoint" to see if your kid is actually ready for Reality. For every kid that gets "traumatized" by Bullies thousands get "saved" this fate. Londonfogey is one of them. Obviously we dont see them, because we are "programmed" by Nature to only see "radical" and "harmful" events. Thats why we fail to understand what Bullying is and how it is important to Society.
      I tell you this not as someone who bullied but as someone who has been bullied. Back then I wanted to kill every last one of them. Today, after seeing the sh*tshow that is the world of "grown ups", I thank them from the bottom of my Heart, I dread how I would have faced the challenges of work, relationships, taxes, stress and so on without their "training sessions".

  • @modernguitarist1992
    @modernguitarist1992 3 роки тому +14

    "At my school, the dinner lady was also the careers advisor" lol that one killed me. Haha

  • @layersoftheonion8168
    @layersoftheonion8168 5 років тому +49

    Thank GOD there are still comedians like this left and who can perform! Love Steve Hughes too.

    • @symbungee
      @symbungee 5 років тому

      Steve is fantastic!

  • @rockyfeola
    @rockyfeola 4 роки тому +155

    This is quite possibly the best standup routine I've seen in 20 years.

    • @chriswilson1853
      @chriswilson1853 4 роки тому +6

      Agree. Leo is a legend in the making.

    • @Oldf0x
      @Oldf0x 4 роки тому +2

      Fuckin racist!

    • @earlyivermectincancelscovi2522
      @earlyivermectincancelscovi2522 4 роки тому +2

      OldFox … O’RLY? Which part exactly was the racist one?

    • @rockyfeola
      @rockyfeola 4 роки тому +1

      @@Oldf0x So what about enjoying this video makes me a racist?

    • @jibberer
      @jibberer 4 роки тому +2

      @@rockyfeola I think old fox was joking lol!

  • @voxac30withstrat
    @voxac30withstrat 5 років тому +51

    "Those people who believe in Diversity but not Diversity of Opinion" SMASH! BAAAM! Thats it, right there. Nailed it. Bullseye. This guy would make a great sniper.

    • @ceefiveceefive
      @ceefiveceefive 5 років тому +1

      @MichaelKingsfordGray Is it your belief everyone should use their full birth names on social media?

    • @voxac30withstrat
      @voxac30withstrat 4 роки тому

      @MichaelKingsfordGray "You are neither compelled to read my posts, nor respond, yet you do both!" ha ha ha and yet you respond to others. and you call me a hypocrite. Own goal mate. Did you put your tampon in the wrong way? Diversity of identity? Ha ha you know that makes no sense. I use a nom de plume, a pseudonym and suddenly you're triggered. Bwahaha you'd better take on 99.9% of the rest of us AND a vast number of authors both current and past if thats all that upsets you. Waiter! A box of tissues and some new meds for the MichaelKingGray table.

    • @voxac30withstrat
      @voxac30withstrat 4 роки тому

      @MichaelKingsfordGray By the way my name refers to my choice of musical instruments and amplification.

  • @thomaspaaruppedersen6781
    @thomaspaaruppedersen6781 3 роки тому +6

    "Who's so lazy they can't walk six feet up a beach in 100 years?" Still cramping up over that one.

  • @bertohead
    @bertohead 5 років тому +1236

    An entire audience laughing at jokes about Woke people. There is hope for Britain yet.

    • @coyhutt8022
      @coyhutt8022 5 років тому +5

      They’re probably laughing ironically.

    • @iamthat7351
      @iamthat7351 4 роки тому +23

      Woke meant an entirely different thing 10 years ago. It's been hijacked by idiotic lefties.

    • @darrenb3214
      @darrenb3214 4 роки тому +13

      @@iamthat7351 exactly. It meant people that looked at a historical event and ripped it to shreds and leaned towards scientific or mathematical possibilities over hearsay and "eyewitness testimony".
      Now the lovies have hijacked the meaning for their "self-entitled importance".

    • @declanryan6540
      @declanryan6540 4 роки тому

      @Simon Barfield
      Are you deaf?

    • @Nutmegp
      @Nutmegp 4 роки тому +4

      @@darrenb3214 uuhhhhm sweaty those eyewitness testimonies were absolutely unbiased and if you question that I'm going to get you fired from your job OY VEY MY FIBROMYALGIA

  • @Bromley68
    @Bromley68 4 роки тому +156

    I'm a lefty vegan and I laughed at this. But that's because I generally consider myself not to be a humourless miserable bastard

    • @Bromley68
      @Bromley68 4 роки тому +9

      @T 2017 No, I didn't have to, but I thought it might drive home the point that not all lefties and / or vegans are dour and colourless who seem incapable of having a laugh

    • @Bromley68
      @Bromley68 4 роки тому +1

      @@minimaluser2132 Have you tried those vegan steak-style pasties from Greggs yet?

    • @CHRISTSPIRACY.comJESUSwasVegan
      @CHRISTSPIRACY.comJESUSwasVegan 4 роки тому +3

      dont imply that vegans dont have a sense of humour. get off ur high horse

    • @CHRISTSPIRACY.comJESUSwasVegan
      @CHRISTSPIRACY.comJESUSwasVegan 4 роки тому

      @@Bromley68 apparently the new steaks from iceland are realistic. great to have options to enjoy the flavours of what we were weaned onto

    • @TheLogicBeast
      @TheLogicBeast 4 роки тому +4

      I eat vegans

  • @jacquilayton2557
    @jacquilayton2557 5 років тому +311

    So comedy has to go into 'underground' clubs and pubs, like jazz did in 1940s Germany.

    • @rushballin4327
      @rushballin4327 5 років тому +6

      im pretty sure jazz still does that.

    • @antoniocampos5638
      @antoniocampos5638 5 років тому +7

      @@rushballin4327 As tradition and for "the old experience", not because it'll get attacked by KKK, HITLER'S YOUTH, Waffen-SS or whatever insecure _little boi_

    • @rushballin4327
      @rushballin4327 5 років тому +7

      @@antoniocampos5638 not sure what you said buts thanks for clarifying whatever it was that you clarified. it made me a better person.

    • @antoniocampos5638
      @antoniocampos5638 5 років тому

      @Aussie Papa Wolf "with a name like yours"
      What do you REALLY mean by that?

    • @antoniocampos5638
      @antoniocampos5638 5 років тому +3

      @Aussie Papa Wolf No virtue signaling! But it seems you got triggered, are you an _insecure little boi_ ? Just asking!
      Seriously, you have no idea what you're talking about! First of all, you're way of in saying I'm Italian or even Spanish. I'm actually mostly from Portuguese origins, but even though I'm really really white, I'm pretty sure I'm not considered purely Germanic, wich means in Hitlerism and White Supremacist book that I'm not white by their standards. Also, my "Familiennamen", as the Gemans would say, not only isn't just Campos, but that one alone indicates a a converted Christian, which might be a Jewish bloodline.
      Finally, you completely missed the point of the Jazz clubs comment! In case you don't know, they had those in 1930's Germany and then they went underground and even "purely Germanic" Germans danced and played at those, up until Nazi cunts find them and bash them. People got killed, even blue eyed blondes, 100% Germanic!

  • @dtybur10
    @dtybur10 Рік тому +2

    " Diversity, just not diversity of opinion ". Brilliant.

  • @brooklyngal6334
    @brooklyngal6334 5 років тому +61

    Okay, I'm fat (not an activist) and his fat jokes are the flipping funniest I've ever heard!!!

    • @jamesdosher2057
      @jamesdosher2057 4 роки тому +1

      Ditto!

    • @bastardbill9480
      @bastardbill9480 4 роки тому +1

      That makes you a big fat Nazi

    • @andyelliott8027
      @andyelliott8027 4 роки тому +2

      Yes but the person he's talking about had more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.................................When they put her picture in the paper it was an aerial photograph..................She can't criticise me, she's got skeletons in her closet...............of cows !

  • @scottswahayone432
    @scottswahayone432 3 роки тому +5

    I have watched this several times and it gets funnier and more relevant each time, sheer brilliance in COMEDY. it's a dying art.

  • @Mike-yj5yw
    @Mike-yj5yw 5 років тому +1182

    If I had a $1 for every gender I'd have $2 and a whole bunch of counterfeits.

    • @therealbigtony2650
      @therealbigtony2650 5 років тому +28

      1 dollar for every gender? Imagine investing in that idea 10 years ago. The best return on investment since apple.

    • @andrewmallett4516
      @andrewmallett4516 5 років тому +11

      @@therealbigtony2650 fucking genius

    • @chriswhitt6685
      @chriswhitt6685 5 років тому +1

      Do you have a problem with people's genders ?

    • @Mike-yj5yw
      @Mike-yj5yw 5 років тому +57

      @@chriswhitt6685 If by problem u mean refusing to participate in a fantasy world where some of these ppl exist where there r more than 2 genders then your answer is yes. There are 2 genders. Period. Gender is permanent & determined at birth. It's not fluid where u wake up one day & pretend u r another gender.

    • @andrewmallett4516
      @andrewmallett4516 5 років тому +3

      @Chris Russell love has no age😂😂😂😂

  • @Leo-nv9eu
    @Leo-nv9eu 4 роки тому +37

    “I’m turning into eyeshadow” had me pishing myself 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @martinheath5947
    @martinheath5947 5 років тому +57

    Count the dislikes for number of women's football fans gigantically micro aggressed by this

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 Рік тому +1

    I gotta look up more of his stuff ! He is awesome !

  • @Narsufin
    @Narsufin 5 років тому +70

    As soon as I've finished eating this turtle, I'm going to watch that again.

    • @MadMax-fm8uz
      @MadMax-fm8uz 5 років тому +5

      Just make sure you pull the straw out of it's arse first.

    • @Narsufin
      @Narsufin 5 років тому +3

      @@MadMax-fm8uz Oh, that's what that was. I thought it was a bit chewy.

  • @jackworsley2562
    @jackworsley2562 Рік тому +3

    This guy is great, I’m in tears
    It’s even funnier in 2023 😂

  • @TheLeadsteer
    @TheLeadsteer 5 років тому +38

    "This is an inclusive space. You have to leave."

    • @Brianbeesandbikes
      @Brianbeesandbikes 4 роки тому

      @TheLeadsteer
      re "This is an inclusive space. You have to leave." This is how it related >> Why to NOT Tolerate Intolerance ... “We should therefore claim, in the name of tolerance, the right not to tolerate the intolerant. We should claim that any movement preaching intolerance places itself outside the law, and we should consider incitement to intolerance and persecution as criminal, in the same way as we should consider incitement to murder, or to kidnapping, or to the revival of the slave trade, as criminal.” Karl Popper
      medium.com/@parkermolloy/deconstructing-the-tolerance-paradox-why-conservatives-go-to-line-is-garbage-666a1bf04a65

      Identity Politics Benefits Right NOT Left www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jul/14/identity-politics-right-left-trump-racism

  • @cantspelltriumphwithouttru4277
    @cantspelltriumphwithouttru4277 4 роки тому +11

    “One of them threw a milkshake at me...it was empty.”
    💀

  • @grovesister9703
    @grovesister9703 5 років тому +33

    wonderful, so nice to see humour like it was when everyone wasn't scared of the fun police

  • @draxlerchronicles5851
    @draxlerchronicles5851 4 роки тому +40

    The audience are laughing because they know that within the next 10 years this act will no longer be allowed by law and even laughing at such humour will carry a sentence. They are laughing WHILE THEY STILL HAVE THE FREEDOM TO DO SO!

  • @janew2108
    @janew2108 5 років тому +81

    This is an inclusive space... you’ll have to leave.

  • @wayneorchard5570
    @wayneorchard5570 2 роки тому +3

    Great set. Very funny.
    In the world of comedy, its nice to know all is not lost.

  • @ohfosure
    @ohfosure 5 років тому +24

    Cannot ‘like’ this enough. Amazing!

  • @altvamp
    @altvamp Рік тому +2

    First time I've seen this guy, hilariously funny.

  • @care4ajellybaby403
    @care4ajellybaby403 5 років тому +16

    Thank you so much for this chanel! I thought comedy was dead but here it is, full throttle! Keep up the fine work chaps.

  • @tomthetavernman
    @tomthetavernman 5 років тому +3

    What a breath of fresh air. Good comedy ripping the piss out of the woke lunacy of today. Good on you 👍

  • @LakesWalkerUK
    @LakesWalkerUK 5 років тому +15

    Brilliant, refreshingly different, and beautifully irreverent of political correctness. I even slammed the table with laughter.

  • @randomlady6899
    @randomlady6899 5 років тому +49

    Does this mean they’re letting funny come back to comedy?🤞

  • @cnelsonlv999
    @cnelsonlv999 5 років тому +23

    "When he finished tell me about veganism, he still had some energy leftover..."

  • @rjflores438
    @rjflores438 4 роки тому +2

    Leo is one of the best comedians in the UK for sure. Would love to see him when this lockdown is over.

  • @richardtaylor5606
    @richardtaylor5606 5 років тому +49

    the guy in the front middle of the audience is either ET or half giraffe

    • @JiveDadson
      @JiveDadson 5 років тому +1

      That's Tom Servo.

    • @100bankerrob
      @100bankerrob 5 років тому +1

      Hilarious

    • @seeqr9
      @seeqr9 5 років тому +2

      Fuck you and your speciesist, micro aggression, you fuckin Nazi!

    • @bobbynuttbutter9554
      @bobbynuttbutter9554 5 років тому

      hahahahha!!!

    • @heidirepp7462
      @heidirepp7462 5 років тому +3

      Yeah man that's a long neck. Good spotting.

  • @wendykinsey-o6x
    @wendykinsey-o6x 8 місяців тому +1

    LEO Kearse is a comic genius. Brilliant, hilarious and sweet to boot. Love this guy.

  • @tediousmaximus1067
    @tediousmaximus1067 5 років тому +30

    This guy is hard to understand but he's still a comedy genius!

    • @JiveDadson
      @JiveDadson 5 років тому +1

      Everyone on this channel is hard to understand. It's the way they record.

  • @grantmclachlan1
    @grantmclachlan1 4 роки тому +1

    What tonic, refreshing and uplifting , absolutely brilliant.

  • @tayraw
    @tayraw 5 років тому +27

    Fat vegan here and this guy's hilarious

    • @symbungee
      @symbungee 5 років тому

      Genuine question - how do you gain weight as a vegan? I was vegetarian for 20 years and have now started eating meat once a week if it's meat that I've hunted myself.... and I've been underweight most of my life. Only since eating meat and a lot of potato chips have I gained weight.

    • @tayraw
      @tayraw 5 років тому +3

      @@symbungee potato chips are vegan LO L. Maybe you should watch the new film by Arnold Schwartzeneggar I'm sure that will show you how to bulk up using plantfoods.

  • @spannerintheworks1190
    @spannerintheworks1190 3 роки тому +4

    This was superb, loved the hypothesis of Vikings invading and the modern non-toxic males trying to fend them off with a well worded email 😂

  • @MadMax-fm8uz
    @MadMax-fm8uz 5 років тому +70

    That's so mean saying fat people should be turned into dog food. What the hell did a dog ever do to you?

    • @borisbadenov9863
      @borisbadenov9863 5 років тому +3

      Some aren't fat, they're big boned.
      Those will be turned into chew toys.

    • @MegaDavyk
      @MegaDavyk 5 років тому +1

      You cant feed your dog on fat.

    • @gabrielcornea9119
      @gabrielcornea9119 5 років тому

      exactly, those cute dogs need to be fed

    • @vermis8344
      @vermis8344 4 роки тому

      @Patrick Ancona Breathe, Patrick. Think of sunny beaches and fluffy kittens.

  • @istp1967
    @istp1967 4 роки тому +9

    Definition of oxymoron: "Woke comedy" . . .
    "I mean we didn't have a level playing field"
    😂😂😅😂😅👍👍👍👍👍

  • @1967lathrop
    @1967lathrop 5 років тому +22

    Greetings from America and we approve this message. Funny as hell.

  • @Staruha91
    @Staruha91 4 роки тому +1

    Probably the first time in my life when I applauded to a YT video, as if the bloke could hear it.

  • @AKGagliano
    @AKGagliano 5 років тому +12

    That bully bit was freaking GOLD!!!

  • @ldshasnobrain
    @ldshasnobrain Рік тому +1

    It gives us some comic relief. However the way things are going we can't afford to be complacent. We should all BE WORRIED!

  • @DestroyerMariko
    @DestroyerMariko 5 років тому +55

    "There's a gender affected by mood swings... also known as a woman" hahahaha oh shit that's me! ^_^;

  • @colinhollett4376
    @colinhollett4376 3 роки тому +2

    Fantastic set! I laughed out loud many times through out it. Pure gold!!

  • @Straydingo
    @Straydingo 5 років тому +7

    Best 22mins of comedy that I have watched since Sticks and Stones came out :)

  • @DjNikGnashers
    @DjNikGnashers Рік тому +1

    I absolutely LOVE this channel.

  • @rayz0101
    @rayz0101 5 років тому +27

    This is better than 90% of all netflix stand up specials... thats both amazing and horrifying. Sadly I don't think he can vagina his way into one either.

    • @paulwary
      @paulwary 5 років тому +1

      Amen to that.

    • @Mieqo
      @Mieqo 5 років тому

      Helmholtz if you don’t enjoy even Dave Chappelle’s specials, then something is wrong with you.

    • @Frejborg
      @Frejborg 4 роки тому +2

      @@Mieqo Chappelle aint what he used to be.

  • @bencorley8687
    @bencorley8687 2 роки тому +2

    Holy crap I found him! The funniest man with the Lotus Eaters doing stand up! Amazing!

  • @Madrrrrrrrrrrr
    @Madrrrrrrrrrrr 5 років тому +23

    "Americans, don't take that idea with you, it will become policy" Oldschool leftwing humor!

  • @SirPeterDubsworth
    @SirPeterDubsworth 7 місяців тому +1

    5 years later and this whole routine doesn't miss a beat. Leo is incredible.

  • @bootneckbonz
    @bootneckbonz 5 років тому +115

    Finally, a fellow Jock who doesn’t get a hardon when someone shows him a photo of Nicola Sturgeon.

    • @eddyt1240
      @eddyt1240 5 років тому +10

      If you get a hardon from looking at Nicola Sturgeon, you need professional help.

    • @paulies5407
      @paulies5407 5 років тому +3

      gerard dearie give it time

    • @FDCLDN
      @FDCLDN 5 років тому +2

      I use her picture for the opposite reason.

    • @benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095
      @benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095 5 років тому +9

      I thought I was alone - I fucking HATE that wee troll.
      Embra is full of right-on cunts who the think that the day after we get independence a Utopia will be ushered in.
      Really - what about the Euro, Shengen and a hard border with England?
      How do we divide the national debt?
      How do we split up the armed forces? (most of the SAS are Jocks).
      Fuck Nicola Bucketheid and her English-hating bullshit, if she got horrifically mangled in a car crash, I would pish mysel' laughing for fucking DAYS.

    • @tozmom615
      @tozmom615 5 років тому +2

      gerard dearie if you watch any advert or news article put out by our parliament though you could be forgiven for thinking we are 50% Middle Eastern, 25% African and 10% chinese.

  • @DrumRoody
    @DrumRoody 4 роки тому +2

    Why isn't he more famous? Fucking brilliant!

  • @DrumApe
    @DrumApe 5 років тому +10

    That's not single use plastic! I lost it!

  • @sh4m4npi7ot9
    @sh4m4npi7ot9 4 роки тому +24

    This is like going back to the 90s and it was great!

  • @rapucha6295
    @rapucha6295 5 років тому +15

    He offended all demographics but mine. Now I'm triggered.

  • @teckelteckels2730
    @teckelteckels2730 Рік тому +1

    That was brilliant. I've been bemoaning the state of British comedy for a while. I obviously wasn't looking hard enough.

  • @ReMx3DIT
    @ReMx3DIT 5 років тому +5

    Decent uncensored comedy. Spot on!

  • @alexanderfaust4192
    @alexanderfaust4192 4 роки тому +13

    18:15
    Me: "That's pretty good"
    George Carlin's ghost: "Now let's see him do it without his phone"

    • @jackluminous4573
      @jackluminous4573 4 роки тому +2

      This guy was good, but yeah.. George Carlin was king.

  • @fodsaks
    @fodsaks 5 років тому +6

    Outstanding!
    It feels like years since I last laughed at a modern comedian... Not much chance of seeing him on the BBC though.

  • @dmoore1688
    @dmoore1688 4 роки тому +8

    The biggest difference between this type of comedy, and left wing comedy, is that this stuff is actually funny.

  • @daviddesmondlee
    @daviddesmondlee 5 років тому +12

    Leo - Like my school the dinner lady was also the career advisor
    Me, a teacher - *hits like*

  • @freedomcontrolled6190
    @freedomcontrolled6190 5 років тому +2

    Where's this guy been all my life. The tears are streaming down my face and I'm starting to choke 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍👍👍👍👍

  • @iamthedalilama
    @iamthedalilama 5 років тому +8

    This guy is brilliant as is the channel. This SJW woke brigade just give them so much material.

  • @ByTheRiverChebar
    @ByTheRiverChebar 17 днів тому

    This is my fav comedy bit of all time. The original unedited version that first came out was even better; so timely for current events of the day.

  • @raulcastro3277
    @raulcastro3277 5 років тому +10

    Outstanding performance from this talented man.

  • @randomwafflebollox7304
    @randomwafflebollox7304 Рік тому +1

    One of my favourite club sets ever.

  • @jimnolan830
    @jimnolan830 5 років тому +10

    Come on Comedy unleashed , do a UK tour .

  • @Culbokie_croft
    @Culbokie_croft 4 роки тому +2

    This guy could establish the concept of entertainment and comedy on the BBC overnight.

  • @jemcuk1
    @jemcuk1 5 років тому +6

    Another gem from this channel. Liked.

  • @andrewnewman6451
    @andrewnewman6451 6 місяців тому +1

    One of the best stand up sets of all time !