The Boyz React To Jarvis's Breastmilk Story
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- Jordan & Jarvis (aka The Boyz) react to a factual account of jarvis's life.
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jordan low key looks like logic with more hair
Repeat
Love you Jarvis
Yay! Sub number 254
Dank
Why does Jordan look like a 70s version of Jarvis
Plushypony 94 Jarvis in a 70s porn video
Evan Karmis
Disturbingly accurate.
Jordan looks like Jarvis but in a bold font
LOL
@@bricksstudios4417 more like italics
Jordan's mustache is so full and perfect it looks like he's wearing a disguise.
maybe he's a spy. Finally explains things..
@@falloutchar8029 That Man Is a spy!
he’s become the victorian ghost
@@cryingthrowingup4256 *"ANOTHER FRESH SET OF NAILS, VICKY?"*
He is working with our lord Zeffo
Jarvis just -skimmed- by Jordan's pickle Rick joke and I'll never forgive him for it.
I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got
i love how jordan doesnt use his green screen as a green screen
Like areumadlol
y e s
Yes, he just uses it as a green screen instead
no its actually red in real life he just edited it to look green
It's to toy with our emotions so we know what we're missing out on
If my boyfriend told me that he had been drinking breast milk his entire life I would breakup on the spot
You have ventured into dangerous territory the amount of jokes that can be made from this are limitless
@@cormorant4547 or just... Don't
@@selah6778 Well Know I am
Well that's tough as most your boyfriends are under the age of 3
Sorry @Squirrel girl but blame Hales
@@cormorant4547 please explain.
@@cormorant4547 xd I take no responsibility
I feel sorry for the guy who is the voice of Jar(v)is he's probably just trying to make a living but here he is having to narrate this monstrosity 😂
Right 😂 Like he had to read these lines into a mic with a straight face
I feel sorry for who animated this. I don't think they knew what they got themselves into.
You can tell he was questioning his life choices at "there wouldn't be enough.... booby left for me"
Horrified man in side room with mic, you will be remembered
Does animated Jarvis ONLY drink breast milk? Like, doesn't he eat other food? He's presenting this story as if he literally doesn't eat anything else.
Scooby dooby dooby,
I L O V E booby
*IT’S BIOLOGICALLY NORMAL*
It is biologically NUTRITION
@@bighmm6301 FoR bAbIeS
@@adeer87 It's biologically normal, fOr BaBiEs...
"Boobie! Mommy, boobie!" and
"No mommy! I love boobie!"
*I feel the need to die*
Your username...
Almond boobies
I wish to have always been dead.
@@JackedThor-so:(
The worst part is how the voice sounds so greedy, almost aroused when he talks about milk it is so creepy. Also like, do kids call breasts "boobies"???
@Gmoney 12 Well called em Dads toys
You mean Lady Udders?
It depends on what their parents taught them to call it
i definitely did, but i upgraded to “tits” when i was a teenager
I called them cachonkawinkiponkolickims
By FakeJarvis' logic eating animal meat is unnatural but eating human meat is perfectly fine
Well it is legal in england so if I was fake Jarvis I would move to england
Lol XD 😂
Yeah but do you ever see a cow eating another cow
@@noellelovespandas But a full grown cow wont drink milk
I mean, it is. I do it all the time.
i don’t know why i made myself watch the video again because hearing the voice actor speak makes me want to die
Same
He sounds so fuckin excited to talk about breast milk 😂🤣
I’m pausing every minute trying to gather myself
It sounds like a serial killer's manifesto. He grabs you from the alleyway and as he drives Toronto his murder basement and you demand whatbthe wants of you he replies gruffly... "boobie."
@@JackedThor-so *"Mommy... Boobie.. Human milk...."*
I love how he never once points out that fake Jarvis’ shirt says “Breast is best” just like real Jarvis’ shirt says “Jarvis is trying his best”
"trying his breast"
Breast is a codeword for Jarvis is trying
@@atm0340 damn you beat me
(WHY ARE WE STILL HERE JUST TO SUFFER...)
atmosphere that's what I was thinking😂
Butt Holio nice name lol
*corny fake story makes a video to "mock" Jarvis*
Jarvis: how much can I get out of this video...two vidoes, quality time with a friend, a possible shirt...
Truly making the best out of a weird situation
you could say he uh
he, heh, he m
he mil
*Making the breast of a weird situation*
waninoko he *milks* it for content
“You’re in the pocket of Big Cow Tiddy” caused me psychic harm 💀
I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got
Me: *sees title* no no not again..
Also me: *clicks on video*
Not gonna ruin 69 likes...
@@Mael_Str0M well, a lot of people already ruined it
ryn hanakuro Let’s get to 420.
Mael_Str0M we did. And I’m not ruining it.
Same
But it's so funny that it started off like "hey look at this weird guy who drinks breast milk" but then they accidentally turned it to "breast milk is actually super great and we advocate it and there's not anything weird about this, in fact it's nutritious and here's a bunch of arguments presented by our articulate main character, also everyone in his life agrees so you can see that this would also be a good idea for you and everyone would support you just like in our story". Like whoever wrote the story was lowkey obsessed with breast milk and drifted off to fantasy land and forgot they were supposed to be making the focus of the story about how this dude Jarvis who mocks us is a gross weirdo and a loser - not a campaign to normalize adults drinking breast milk. Like everything goes right for him, everyone's cool with it, it defeats the purpose of degrading a person's character when in his world his actions were not degrading and always turned out for the best for him XD whoops
He had a sexual awaking while writting this
Wow
I mean it is nutritious and healthy - for growing baby's. That's why the body stops producing it after a certain time 😂
I'm so glad you spelled this out because I couldn't put my finger on why this felt so off 😂 It definitely feels like someone trying to justify drinking breast milk as an adult man
team meeting went like
lead writer: “this dude jarvis has been making fun of us we need to fight back”
guy who secretly has a breastmilk fetish: uhhh idk maybe we could write a video about how he drinks breastmilk?
The idea of breastfeeding a child that has teeth and can talk to you makes me so uncomfortable. It was way past time to wean them 😬
Well it can be normal to breastfeed up to age 7 in most parts of the world.
However every mother should have the right to choose how long she breastfeeds for if at all. I only breastfed my kid until 4 months. My mom breastfed my little sister until her 5th birthday
Lmaoo
@@user-jq1if7ue1e Some places in India, they think it makes them healthier and smarter
My cousin was breastfed until he 5 years. It was an uncomfortable family reunion to see a a toddler STANDING and being breastfed
@@AnaMaria-ww4iy exactly!! The normal range is waaaay longer than a lot of people think, mainly people of the Western world. I think whenever they naturally wean off, or when you want/need them to wean off, is when it’s acceptable. I don’t think you should just stop because a rando said so, ya know? Do what’s right for you and the child!
the gf should have broken up with him for character development
But that wouldn’t have been accurate to his life
@@timedargonslayer yes
But it's not accurate to the manga!
That is the best moustache I've ever seen, I'm not even joking
can i get this in contract form
Stalin moustache is better
R/relationship advice: my bf never stopped drinking breastmilk. He says it's biologically normal and way less wierd than drinking milk from cows, which stand in their own shit and are surrounded by flies all day. He says the only reason it's considered wierd is because we live in a culture that sexualizes breasts, but I feel like this would be considered wierd in any culture. Everything else about our relationship is absolutely perfect, I want to spend the rest of my life with this man. I just don't know if I want to provide him with breast milk when we have kids, but I also don't want to lose him
Lmaoo
LMAO STOP
/srs or /j?
If this is a serious question, I would say this is just like any other case of a person setting a boundary and their partner not respecting that boundary. If it makes you uncomfortable and he tries to convince you that you shouldn’t be uncomfortable then he doesn’t respect you enough to respect your boundaries and that is not a healthy relationship dynamic. Tell him to respect your boundaries or end it.
Lmaoo
"one side banana and one side chocolate" they're absolutely doing that weird thing where people of color get fetishised as food.
"Its not unlike napolean crossing the rubicon" is my favorite sentence ever
Also julias ceaser crossed the rubicon
I was gonna comment this.
And I... Got a history lesson today. Maybe unlike everything I learned in high school I'll remember this.
Nope, already forgot.
I mean napolean prob did at some point....maybe
I personally find the “Milk is full of booze” joke funny since in The Legend of Zelda it is implied that at least some Milk is alcoholic.
Chataeu Romani 👌👌
Isn’t that a White Russian?
Poor Jarvis. I feel violated just watching this and I'm not even the one being targeted by this!
I know that there's that trope in cartoons n shit that's like, oh, the characters need a disguise, cut to the character with a fake moustache and nothing else, and it's supposed to be a joke or whatever, but I legit did NOT recognise Jordan at all for like a good 5 minutes when I first saw his epic 'stache
I thought that he was trying to look like Jarvis. Hair is so similar too
*"nO MoMmY I lOve BOoBY"*
I read this as he said it and I sounded like a crackhead horse.
@@Mael_Str0M lol
plEAse nO!
*NO MOMMY*
_I L O V E B O O B Y_
@@adeer87
*N O M Y B O O B Y* ;-;
My Story Animated: *makes an entire video to mock Jarvis*
Jarvis: *Uno reverse card*
I think it was True Stories
@@explorer_123 oh ok. they all seem the same to me
6:34 JARVIS AND JARVUS ARE MAKING THE SAME FACE
nice
Much like Danny Gonzalez and drew gooden, they're the same person
@Jar Jar Binks
Jar jar....vis
@@noahniedinger4160 y e s
I’m still baffled as to how anybody can narrate this with a straight face.
Can you imagine being a kid and walking into the "Nursing Room" thinking it was the nurse's office and that's what you see?
How traumatizing that would be
I was horrified watching the original video when Jarvis shared it the first time, but I can't stop laughing watching Jordan break down laughing at this
Jarvis you should hit them up and try to redo the voice lines for them
PEDANTRY ALERT:
Caesar crossing the Rubicon was the moment of no return beginning a civil war, Napoleon crossing the Rubicon was a bit of historical larping
I like how the more we see Jordan, the more he starts to look like Jarvis' long lost twin brother.
Also, that mustache is dope as hell, my guy. Looks great.
Why did they make “can’t live without breast milk “ sound like he was drooling
Okay, so kinda random, but due to this video I looked up "Normal age to breastfeed" and found a bunch of articles saying breastfeeding all the way up to childhood (like 6-10) was 100% normal, and even some saying breastfeeding teens(13-18) was normal. Am I the only one that feels weird about it. They all say "its helps grow a bond between the child and parent" and "You should stop when you and your child are ready" But it just seems like its setting up for parents to be unhealthly attached to their kids and vis versa, like it just seems off.
Thats very fucking weird.
Fucking eww🤮
In my head you stop at age 1 or much earlier and although I don't know shit, you can trust me more than those freaky articles
Breastfeeding someone who could vote?????? Girl💀
No it's very weird, by the time they grow teeth they need to be weened bc breast feeding will actually affect the way their teeth grow in.
Yeah, I think it does stem from an unhealthy attachment to your child.
14:14 that is literally the thumbnail to his video called “Troom Troom is actually the worst channel on UA-cam.”
Yes XD
as a lesbian i too scream "MOMMY I LOVE BOOBY!", this story is so relatable on all ends
😦
@@emptysekai :]
okay
Real
"No mommy I love boobie!" Gets me everytime 😂
2:37 You mean "Nipoleon"? 😂😂
UNDERRATED
This feels like something on TLC my strange addictions lol
@Callope Tompkins: A woman can only produce rich breast milk for 4-5 months before the milk is mostly water.
So I was homeschooled and at one of our park meetings there was a lady who was breastfeeding her 13 yr old son and even though everyone else was weirded out, the lady kept talking about how much he loves it...
O-kay . . .
I wish I had grown Jarvis' hair and Jordan's mustache while in quarantine.
It’s not too late mate
I want to watch this but I also can’t bring myself to watch the clip again 😫
how is no one worried about how she has been lactating for YEARS wtf
who else has noticed Jarvis is rhyming accidentally...? ....just me? okay.
hamilton has taken a toll on all of us.
somebody take my phone away its 2 am.
I mean this in the most respectful way possible as a huge fan of the show , but Justin is really giving me young english teacher that is way too passionate about Albert Camus and keeps a picture of his cat on his desk - vibes. I think it’s the mustache and glasses .
*jordan
@@sourpatchkids351 *sigh* woosh
@@Atropos866 there's no woosh about it.
@@Atropos866 F
If y’all listen to old episodes of the sadboyz podcast it’s a running joke to call jordan justin
I feel like they started writing it trying to make fun of Jarvis but slowly began to agree with him. Hence the dramatic speech towards the end
2 videos about it? And a possible shirt? You're really milking this one.
😂😂😂 I love a good bad pun.
(Bearing in mind all puns are bad by nature.)
Can we talk about how women can't produce breast milk unless they are, or recently were pregnant.
Women can produce milk whenever they want, the sound of babies crying makes moms lactate. As long as the child doesnt stop drinking, the mom will continue lactating. If a woman wanted to lactate they can if they have something to latch on whether its a kid, boyfriend or themselves.
@@cadensmith3032 mansplaining breastfeeding like in the video? ok
@@amandaburton5868 is it mansplaining for a guy to tell another guy how lactation works?
I got it from my mom who gave birth to my sister 5 months ago and is still lactating for those reasons
tbf it varies from person to person, in most cases though women tend to stop producing milk when they stop breastfeeding. theoretically jarvis' mom could've produced breast milk until he stopped nursing even as an adult lmao
You think 4 is a old age for a stroller there are 10 year olds in strollers at Disney
To be fair, if your at Disney you’re probably standing/walking most of the day
This'll be a gold mine for Jarvis out of context videos.
My BF: Hey babe, I wanted to tell you something...
Me: What's up, honey?
My BF: I've been drinking my mom's breastmilk since I was a baby. Since we had such good security and passion so far, I thought, as my girlfriend, you'd understand. This was very hard for me to admit...
Me: ...
Me: What girlfriend?
A random guy in my house: But I love you!
Me: I don't even know you sir, sorry.
I wouldn't judge someone with a breast feeding kink, but this character who is a "connoisseur" of breast milk unashamedly deserves much judgement.
Having a kink is fine as long as it’s harmless, but trying to normalize it and exposing it to UA-cam and spreading false information to make it seem normal and shaming people for not liking it is bad
@@placeholderdoeIm not even sure if this attempt at normalizing adult breastfeeding convinced ANYBODY.
Jordan's moustache... Looking GOOD!
Maybe I'm wrong I don't know, but women STOP producing milk right?
They're trying to say Jarvis's mum produces milk for like 16 years after being pregnant that doesn't seem legit.
Do they not realise you only produce milk when it's needed.
If "Jarvis" would keep drinking, some people keep producing milk. Not all of them do thoufh
@@Rebster I thought I heard something like that before, I just assumed it was some like husband's tale or whatever. Thanks
the main reason she'd stop producing milk would probably be menopause or other hormonal changes, people who can breastfeed are typically able to lactate as long as they need to depending on their age and health
infants: I relate to this on an astronomical level
Why does Jarvis' friend look exactly like freddy mercury
Jordan ?
@@_BigSchmuckus_ is that his name lol
Bro someone finally said it
They actually look like brothers fjsjfj
@@SaucetinTV Yes, it's Jordan, but to answer your question it's just the mustache, which... I don't think anyone would mind seeing it go ;)
Jordan is much better looking than the late Mr Mercury (bless his soul and no disrespect) but that 'stache takes him down a few points!
I like how the Jarvis in the video never talks about consuming anything else besides milk
Hey Jarvis I was rematching those 5 minute crafts and 123 go videos. I try and watch each and every video of yours. It's amazing thank you so much. C'mon make more 😂😋(jk)
21:12 Raise a glass to breast milk. Something they can never take away; no matter what they tell you.
_Inhales._
NO.
Ahh yes, Napoleon, who famously crossed the Rubicon and started a civil war with Rome in 49 bce.
I haven't seen Jordan in a while, I didn't even recognize him, last time I saw him he was blonde lol
Their video on jarvis is legitimately the FUNNIEST THING I scream laughing at their reactions & even just the video alone
JORDAN'S MOUSTACHE OMG
jarvis is so brave for showing jordan this
I love the ignorance displayed in the statement of "I'm not a calf, I'm a human!" Yes, BABY cattle, AKA calves, drink milk from their mothers until they are old enough to begin digesting other food just as BABY humans drink from their mothers until they can eat other things. You've played yourself.
I didn’t watch this when they streamed but THIS IS UGH
The guy on the right looks like he's trying to impersonate Jarvis
Hes the same guy from the Troom troom reacts and wow. The change
@@falloutchar8029 yeah, I forgot his name
@Marcus _ ah thanks
i dont normally like podcasts but this ones absolutely great tbh, its perfect for background noise and its really funny to
No they definitely said “Jarvis” I’ve been listening for ten minutes now and contemplating my existence
I just notices the zeffos in jarvis's background. I love that video!
The way he’s wearing Papa John’s merch
jarvis has a box of zeffos in the background this is kind of detail I live for
Alexander the Great crossed the Rubicon when he fought Atilla the Hun at the Battle of Hastings.
0:05 barely started the video and jordan already looks mortified
This story made me feel sick
ok but we all have to agree that this is the funniest “revenge” ever omg
I'm new here and I'm already in love with Jordan's mustache and accent
Can't believe I can say I've been subscribed since 280
Give your channel a shout out on Jarvis Johnson
TrueStories: Don't listen to Jarvis! Our stories are totally true!!!
Also TrueStories: *Creates a made up story that no one with half a brain cell would ever believe about a UA-camr that simply critiqued their trash videos* That'll show them...
He contradicts himself tho. He says how can you drink cow's milk when they add steroids but his mom also drink cow's milk. He drink from his mom so yeah.
Jarvis discovered how to clone himself
I bet this is all a plot and that jarvis sent in this story to be animated just to be able to respond to it!
the secret is out jarvis, you can't hide it!
this is way too weird for him to think of lmaooo so i doubt it
i watched this while i was eating breakfast
*help.*
I love how they're riffing this video but I'd love to see some My story Animated Videos on My Story Animated Videos where it's just Worker and Parasite directing everyone.
Jordon looks so different with that stache and hair compared to how he looks in the trying hack videos.
AM I THE ONLY ONE confused abt how she continued to produce milk for like 18 years
People do continue to produce milk if there is still a baby (or i guess, just a human) still frequently suckling on it. People used to hire Wet Nurses who would breastfeed other peoples kids for them after having children of their own
I'll never forgive you for putting "fuckboy ahegao" into my head
Jordan is looking fine my guy.
The Zeffo frame in Jarvis's background 😂
The first thing Jordan associates with Ahegao is belle delphine.
Every day we stray further from god
My favorite couple is back at it again
1 minute in: Jordan looks horrified.
Omg I was the 99th sub now I can say this at 10 million subs
I was the 301st ima note that
just gonna note that I was 173rd
Truly loving the Debarge vibe Jordan is giving out with that 'stache.
I'm so angry that they co-opted the message of "breasts are oversexualized in marketing" for the weird fucking agenda of "adults should drink breast milk" what the fuck
really tried to repress the memory of this story