Can You Beat Baldur's Gate 3 While Doing Absolutely Nothing?

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  • @LeHoboBob
    @LeHoboBob 2 дні тому +1551

    Failsafing one netherstone and stealing TWO from the dev world is next level.

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  2 дні тому +604

      None of the dead three's chosen were harmed in the making of this video

    • @ДмитрийОсипов-м9д
      @ДмитрийОсипов-м9д 2 дні тому +144

      ​@@ProxyGateTactician so ethical even a Paladin would be in tears

    • @jjacklevel
      @jjacklevel День тому +5

      It's last level

    • @Masterchifwin
      @Masterchifwin 20 годин тому

      Don't spoil the video...

    • @silvory7021
      @silvory7021 19 годин тому +9

      @@Masterchifwin Don't read the comments before watching a video that you don't want spoiled

  • @tickytickytango5634
    @tickytickytango5634 День тому +311

    "How the hells did you get the netherstones?"
    "Oh, I stole them from an alternate dimension."

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  День тому +52

      I could ask the Emperor the same thing. How did he give me Kethric's? The squids got some explainin to do

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle 16 годин тому +8

      when the DM doesn't double check your inventory sheet and then is so exasperated by the fourth hour of not engaging with his plot that he just goes "fine. you have the netherstone. whatever."

  • @Jason-bd5iq
    @Jason-bd5iq 2 дні тому +714

    I’ve learned so much about the game from these challenge runs

  • @solomarkgulo
    @solomarkgulo 2 дні тому +464

    Just when I think Proxy has reached the limit of what you can/can't do in the game, he drops another challenge video

  • @ProxyGateTactician
    @ProxyGateTactician  2 дні тому +908

    Thanks for watching nothing guys

    • @wook14010
      @wook14010 2 дні тому +73

      Thanks for nothing Proxy

    • @horizonbumpy2828
      @horizonbumpy2828 2 дні тому +2

      i don't think creating a second character to summon mage hand should be allowed, and mage hand itself, its something you control, especially how you use it in 4:17

    • @alanborges4392
      @alanborges4392 2 дні тому +7

      Another fantastic video

    • @gilded_lady
      @gilded_lady 2 дні тому +9

      I made sure to do nothing while watching nothing to keep in spirit of it all.

    • @ankitk236
      @ankitk236 2 дні тому

      bit sad that most of this was done via exploits and not legit means like covering yourself in arcane ward, armor of agathys thp, setting up spike growth etc out of combat and then luring the enemy and waiting them to finish themselves

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 2 дні тому +244

    the Emperor bringing Ketheric's stone even when the party hasn't killed him proved that he is just too lazy to do it himself in regular playthroughs 🗿

  • @TheMossEnthusiast
    @TheMossEnthusiast 2 дні тому +274

    I love how you briefly make reference to insane time sinks required to get through stages of the game. I hope your sanity remains whole, Proxy

  • @zeroxinski
    @zeroxinski 2 дні тому +117

    probably my favorite vid on this channel, stealing the stones from the dev plane is insane

  • @calbum7078
    @calbum7078 2 дні тому +202

    the story of a collection of goldbrickers who leave an angel to die, completely destroy the timeline, rob the Larian devs, and blow themselves up

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  2 дні тому +55

      poor nightsong thought she escaped a life of imprisonment only to be moved from space to a rotting nasty mindflayer colony instead

  • @shaeebutters8263
    @shaeebutters8263 2 дні тому +191

    I've been struggling with depression which has made me an insomniac and I just so happened to find your channel out of sheer dumb luck. I watch these videos when I can't sleep or when I try to sleep, and it has worked wonders. Thank you for sharing 😴

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  2 дні тому +75

      Sorry to hear that, but i'm glad to help you even in a minor way.

    • @Mattsothelioma
      @Mattsothelioma 2 дні тому +9

      I love this kind of thing. *pause*
      Not your depression! That makes me sad and I wish you luck in recovery.
      But seeing people who talk about how something simple is able to help them out. To help slowly pick them up out of a gutter. That first step is always so small, and it can be anything. But it’s *everything*…
      And here I am waxing philosophical about a video where someone defeats Mega Kraang the Luigi way…
      Tldr.
      I really do offer my condolences. For what little the sympathy an internet stranger with a silly name is worth.

  • @MorganaEvelyn
    @MorganaEvelyn День тому +38

    Pixieport or Cowport is the most cursed tech I learnt from you thank you Proxy

    • @hoanganhvanderhoff465
      @hoanganhvanderhoff465 День тому +3

      In your solo wizard run, you did that and skip the whole ketheric fight *mind blowing*

  • @jjacklevel
    @jjacklevel День тому +20

    A very polite game. It never interrupts your other conversations

  • @YamatoCannon985
    @YamatoCannon985 2 дні тому +141

    That was the most unhinged playthrough I've ever seen.

    • @garmfilf2789
      @garmfilf2789 2 дні тому +3

      But he did nothing. It wasn't unhinged.

  • @wekashipo7507
    @wekashipo7507 2 дні тому +38

    I'm terrified of what might come next.
    Beating BG3 without leaving character creation?
    Beating BG3 without making any inputs?
    Beating BG3 without starting the game?
    Beating BG3 without a computer?

    • @marykateharmon
      @marykateharmon День тому +8

      The last one is just larping.

    • @hi123452008
      @hi123452008 День тому +5

      That's just playing D&D.

    • @loptrjotun7662
      @loptrjotun7662 14 годин тому

      Beating BG3 without installing the game

    • @Jorgon01
      @Jorgon01 4 години тому

      Beating BG3 without owning the game.
      Beating BG3 without electricity.

    • @hi123452008
      @hi123452008 2 години тому +1

      @@Jorgon01 Beating BG3 without owning the game is easy. 🏴‍☠
      Not recommended tho, Larian is a great company.

  • @Allurian90
    @Allurian90 День тому +12

    13:30 It's really Larian's fault for not letting the Beholder guide you through the finale

  • @tired-snail
    @tired-snail 2 дні тому +129

    cat: can beat the game (other than that one door)
    using every action only once: can beat the game
    doing nothing: can beat the game
    disney princess: PENDING

  • @halo6842
    @halo6842 2 дні тому +87

    Ive been watching these vids for a year and I'm still impressed every time. I hope the devs know about you. You know more about BG3 than i know about my own damn self lmao

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  2 дні тому +75

      The owner of Larian actually shared one of my videos on twitter a few weeks ago, so that confirmed at least one of them have watched my videos. That was a big shock to me

    • @halo6842
      @halo6842 День тому +6

      @ProxyGateTactician that's fucking awesome!

  • @Eclyocy
    @Eclyocy День тому +15

    When you put a dead companion to Orin’s pocket, I thought “ha, now it would be easier to get that Netherstone from her…”
    And then you’ve teleported to a whole “pocket dimension”…
    🤯

  • @jekkin8972
    @jekkin8972 2 дні тому +57

    Well this is sure gonna be a fun ride. Why is this guy so insane, true mad lad.

  • @Dorumin
    @Dorumin 2 дні тому +7

    That plane with the three Orin clones seems like a fun place to be :^)

  • @OrigamiAhsoka
    @OrigamiAhsoka День тому +10

    I won’t lie, I thought this vid would be based on making dodge tanking builds with items that deal damage to enemies when they miss, but this was even more wild and funny. Glad to see mage hand getting as much creative use in bg3 as it does dnd 🙏

    • @gildeddrake1479
      @gildeddrake1479 День тому +1

      i was 100% expecting the stupid helm that does radiant damage when enemies miss or some dead gale or dead girl necrotic aura.

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka День тому

      @ same LOL

  • @inigoaraluce8493
    @inigoaraluce8493 2 дні тому +12

    Crazy how you manage to outdo yourself each time man... I literally couldn't think of anything crazier than this 😂

  • @turtlecheese8
    @turtlecheese8 2 дні тому +9

    I'd love to see a compilation of all the silly ideas you've tried that just didn't work out and fizzled in the first ten minutes or so.

  • @TheMurlocOracle
    @TheMurlocOracle 2 дні тому +27

    4:38 "Forget about White vans and free candy, just get yourself this new mage hand with evolved kidnapping capabilities. Kidnapping has never been so easy" - Some normal TV advertising probably

  • @alsknbullwrm
    @alsknbullwrm 2 дні тому +92

    1:10 you can WHAT

    • @Meyna86
      @Meyna86 День тому +15

      My GPU just went into witness protection after watching this video.
      4-player self-co-op, here I come.

    • @DuskMageNecrozma
      @DuskMageNecrozma День тому +11

      Mage Hand isn't available so he has to get off the old-fashioned way
      Get off the Nautiloid, of course

    • @dotXyore
      @dotXyore День тому +1

      @@DuskMageNecrozma I love you for that.

  • @seihoukei-streams
    @seihoukei-streams День тому +4

    That Pixie trick is huge game changer, and we've already found some fun uses for it. There's an alternative to it that's harder to apply but does not require the bell / is not prevented by having pixie blessing - you can resolve Polymorph on yourself. Tranfsorming either way seems to prevent wuite few things from happening and allows some minor skips. So, thank you for this beautiful base discovery~

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  День тому +1

      Oh really I haven’t heard about those kind of curious what else people have found

    • @seihoukei-streams
      @seihoukei-streams День тому +3

      @@ProxyGateTactician As an example of my findings that would be relevant for this run - you can get to opposite side of Astral prism fight if you become polymorphed and invisible (I could not manage enough movement with Dolly's one turn). There are few spots on very far end that are out of trigger area. Then you can place cloud of dagger behind a monk and throw caustic bulb into it. Caustic bulb would be broken by cloud of dagegrs and its damage would not be attributed to you and it would not trigger the cutscene, and they slowly melt down. Two on floating rocks are easier, ones hitting intellect devourers are more tricky because of elevation.
      EDIT: Another funny use is dollymorphing during last second of countdown when crashing creche. You can be standing inside but if you time it right, game does not kill you but teleports outside. Still, can be tricky, I failed it first time live XD
      Another thing is dollymorphing during forced Voss night when you have Lae'zel and killed W'wargaz/been to Astral Prism. It just ends the night and gets you wherever you were going.
      Yet another thing (that I actually found before learning about Dollyporting) is attacking Voss in Act 1 with some summon (I used Connor) while dollymorphed. So far in my testing, it made Voss NOT leave and also NOT gain (or maybe lose?) invulnerability that he gets there.

  • @lyravale1148
    @lyravale1148 День тому +7

    Even though you did absolutely nothing, I've never been more impressed. Thanks Proxy ♥

  • @samhayes-astrion
    @samhayes-astrion 2 дні тому +8

    alternative title: Beating Baldur's Gate 3 by holding the characters accountable and making them solve their problems on their own.

  • @FazeCShot
    @FazeCShot 2 дні тому +19

    Seeing the fairy bell skip work is so cool, awesome video

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  2 дні тому +8

      Found that one day by complete accident a few months ago and was looking forward to finding a good video to show it off in.

    • @FazeCShot
      @FazeCShot 2 дні тому +2

      ​@@ProxyGateTactician I heard bouch mention it and have been hoping you would!

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  2 дні тому +7

      @@FazeCShot Right it didn't work when he tried, and the reason is the rooftop fight with nightsong must be done for the kethric skip to work.

    • @FazeCShot
      @FazeCShot 2 дні тому +2

      @ProxyGateTactician good to know, insane effort as always man

    • @karlwittenburg5868
      @karlwittenburg5868 2 дні тому

      @@ProxyGateTacticianyou _have to_ do that fight? It doesn’t work if you let Balthazar take Aylin?

  • @valeon7303
    @valeon7303 2 дні тому +5

    I live in great fear of you. I've done burs of build crafting, strategizing, and looting... and you beat the game with just a mage hand and a jar.

  • @randomgirl6947
    @randomgirl6947 2 дні тому +2

    I know everyone here jokes about the next video being "Can you beat BG3 without playing BG3", but hear me out:
    What if there was a way to control 2 games at the same time? Like your inputs being registered in both games simultaneously. Imagine playing something like Minecraft while trying to beat the nautiloid fight. Idk how much the controls overlap, re-binding the keys would probably be necessary to make gameplay of both games more smooth. But maybe it could work?
    Idk if this is possible, I don't even play on pc, but if it is maybe you could try to pull it off? Love your vids btw❤️

  • @twelvelemons1182
    @twelvelemons1182 День тому +2

    Glad to see my main man Gale gets to survive one of these challenge videos for once lol. He deserves it after all the suffering he’s usually put through

  • @korakys
    @korakys 20 годин тому +1

    I haven't stopped and skipped back to clarify more. You packed a crazy amount of tricks into this video!

  • @MajorTanya
    @MajorTanya 2 дні тому +29

    Oh boy this is going to be a blast ❤ thanks for the video, Proxy

  • @alfrink1c
    @alfrink1c День тому +4

    I feel like Proxy's writing has gotten so much better and sassier. I laughed outloud at some parts I didnt expect

  • @MagpieMcGraw
    @MagpieMcGraw 2 дні тому +5

    I thought this was going to be a run using my favorite build: Holy Lance Helm + Luminous Armor + Boots of Stormy Clamor.

  • @jekkin8972
    @jekkin8972 2 дні тому +17

    THE MUSIC IS GLORIOUS. Imma go fry some zerg

  • @kirant
    @kirant 2 дні тому +2

    I'd like to believe "we stole a Netherstone from a room with three Orins, Gortash, and a sheep" is canonical in this game.

  • @SeekerTerminarch
    @SeekerTerminarch День тому +2

    The "afk" run has been such an interesting concept for me in many games. Set up as much as you want, but once combat starts its hands off.
    Things tend to get really strange really quickly lol

  • @KaiWolf18
    @KaiWolf18 День тому +1

    I'll admit, you faked me out by bringing Gale along lol, loved the ending.
    I love how you turn this game from a high-fantasy rpg into a puzzle game

  • @stagnant19
    @stagnant19 2 дні тому +12

    New Proxy video on my birthday? Thanks for doing nothing

  • @chia1jon
    @chia1jon День тому +2

    Most challenge runs have a “Whelp, sorry guys, this part is impossible without breaking our rules.” But no you really did nothing.

  • @elisitchin3279
    @elisitchin3279 День тому +1

    I... I have no idea how any challenge run could top this one. Well done.

  • @enderkitty6668
    @enderkitty6668 2 дні тому +3

    i've always wanted to watch a proxy video this level of live, thanks for another one Proxy!

  • @nyjel2813
    @nyjel2813 2 дні тому +7

    Alright, fine, I’ll subscribe

  • @JhuliaSalviano
    @JhuliaSalviano День тому

    It reminds me of how it takes much more work to pretend I am working than the work itself. With that said I am watching this while I should be working. Great video!

  • @mahdiabr3019
    @mahdiabr3019 2 дні тому +5

    doing nothing he says , bro broke the fabric of reality and the 4th wall at same time

  • @LeHoboBob
    @LeHoboBob 2 дні тому +11

    You just added Bigby's Hand to BG3.

  • @ButtersTM
    @ButtersTM 2 дні тому +4

    It cutting to you kidnapping a skeleton really got me lmao

  • @friedwithrice
    @friedwithrice День тому +1

    I love your videos, I feel like you've become more confident in your humor and i love it. You're so funny

  • @Louves192
    @Louves192 День тому +1

    13:25 Something similar happened to me in my last honour mode run. One of the Orpheus honour guards was still alive for some reason, which caused the Emperor to turn hostile towards me and he left.

  • @RandomPerson-zy5pr
    @RandomPerson-zy5pr День тому +5

    Game will say that MC saved the world from destruction, but he was actually just a tourist

  • @frozenroseberry
    @frozenroseberry 2 дні тому +2

    That was hell of a playthrough. Great video, waitin' for more

  • @Onebadterran
    @Onebadterran 2 дні тому +5

    Wait, how the heck did you get back to Act 2 and respawn a bunch of NPCs? This is a fascinating revelation

    • @ProxyGateTactician
      @ProxyGateTactician  2 дні тому +3

      I used the artifact after clicking long rest at the camp within 1 second and it finished the long rest but didn’t kick me out of camp. Then I was allowed to waypoint back to act 2 strangely enough

  • @neutrality4660
    @neutrality4660 День тому +1

    10/10 lol getting closer to that 100k Proxy!!! You deserve it man, good vid as always

  • @naninyan
    @naninyan 2 дні тому +19

    Rumors say Mage Hand's original form had a back, but it had since lost forever as carrying too hard for this challenge.

  • @ipad3kelarens574
    @ipad3kelarens574 2 дні тому +3

    The way this challenges are going, I have a feeling the next one gonna be "beating baldurs gate by not playing baldurs gate"

  • @Synthia17
    @Synthia17 День тому +1

    Man, a dev reacting to those challenges would be a one hell of a video

  • @tsifirakiehl4250
    @tsifirakiehl4250 2 дні тому +3

    I’d leave a link to the TVTropes page for “Laborious Laziness,” but that would require me to do something.

  • @danielallen7988
    @danielallen7988 2 дні тому +11

    Can you beat Baldur’s Gate 3, while not beating Baldur’s Gate 3 next fs

  • @MAK-Man
    @MAK-Man День тому +2

    7:25
    I got called out so hard here.... I'll subscribe

  • @Master_Kragnar
    @Master_Kragnar 2 дні тому +3

    Love the StarCraft 2 music in the background!!

  • @LordAryu
    @LordAryu 2 дні тому +3

    This is probably the wildest bg3 challenge run I've ever seen 😂

  • @DJdopaminCZ
    @DJdopaminCZ День тому +1

    I love people with such game obsession they can turn it inside out. Respect my man ❤️ I subscribe

  • @ovencake523
    @ovencake523 День тому +1

    this is a new level of insanity and i love it
    i dont know what award you won from this but you won it

  • @KamisatoArtHyouka
    @KamisatoArtHyouka 2 дні тому +22

    Babe wake up, new Proxy Gate Tactician Videos just dropped.

  • @philgroves7694
    @philgroves7694 День тому

    This is truly the BEST video of a BG3 playthrough I've seen yet! Thanks!

  • @garsenchannel556
    @garsenchannel556 2 дні тому +2

    Proxy is a baller and makes some of the BEST bg3 stuff I've seen! Also, I love the thumbnail lmao.

  • @orbitronsorbitrons
    @orbitronsorbitrons День тому +1

    This is so goddamn good, my absolute favourite bg3 content and its not even particularly close

  • @jormananormanu
    @jormananormanu День тому +1

    7:28 - Don't worry, I've been subscribed this whole time, I got you fam.

  • @Aci_yt
    @Aci_yt День тому +3

    Okay SURELY he can't one-up this one

  • @LoFiAxolotl
    @LoFiAxolotl День тому +1

    TOTALLY NORMAL Bg3 attempt... this might be my favorite video of 2024

  • @matolies
    @matolies 2 дні тому +2

    7:32 What do you mean IF you could? If that mage hand in my house wasn't yours, whose was it? Who did it subscribe to?

  • @Alttoviulu92
    @Alttoviulu92 6 годин тому +1

    Hilarious watch, and also a learning experience. Who would have known that mage hand is so handy?

  • @aremamarang
    @aremamarang День тому +1

    Just when I thought you were out of tricks you do pull this off. Great video

  • @toomuchstuff_notenoughspace
    @toomuchstuff_notenoughspace 2 дні тому +4

    love waking up to a big hearty bowl of proxy first thing in the morning

  • @Morfalath
    @Morfalath День тому +2

    skipping the ketheric fight was so wild, i subbed

  • @orangenschwestern5005
    @orangenschwestern5005 День тому

    Just the Chaos I needed today. Very cool. One moment you have your sanity the next you lose it all when he bugs himself into the developer area. Love it

  • @thepyrokitten
    @thepyrokitten День тому +2

    Holy. Shit. This was art. My reaction is just that Shia Lebouef clapping meme. Bravo.

  • @mavor101
    @mavor101 День тому +1

    This run should be renamed "Also known as: why invisibility in BG3 is insanely OP"

  • @tatotato85
    @tatotato85 2 дні тому +1

    Did nothing and yet is the wildest playthrough i have ever watched

  • @JostleJins
    @JostleJins 2 дні тому +1

    It’s finally here… I both feared and knew this day would come

  • @JadedJasantha
    @JadedJasantha День тому +1

    That's amazing, ingenious, astounding, everything-but-the-show-stopping

  • @ArmyDucks
    @ArmyDucks День тому +1

    This is one of the best videos on your channel lol

  • @zerosuchi
    @zerosuchi День тому +1

    13:33 You know I was also about to feel bad for you because of this insane series of events but I burst out laughing when it happened with Raphael as well 😂😂😂
    This video is incredible

  • @eduardorickrot4763
    @eduardorickrot4763 2 дні тому +1

    Next, beating baldur's gate 3 by just having shadowheart and laezel fight each other all the time (I'm sure there's a way)

  • @bixusmaleficus
    @bixusmaleficus 6 годин тому

    Proxy does it again! Or... does nothing? Genius! Thank you for another piece of quality entertainment!

  • @trueh3art
    @trueh3art 2 дні тому +1

    this reminds me of all the luigi wins by doing nothing videos 😭love watching your videos

  • @biteso2333
    @biteso2333 День тому +1

    That's nuts, I genuinely don't know how this could be topped.

  • @Heldojin
    @Heldojin 2 дні тому +14

    Jesus Christ, are you a Netherbrain in disguise!? Amazing work again.

  • @goelandz878
    @goelandz878 День тому +1

    Most youtuber : I finish BG3 with only a salami heroic solo.
    Proxy: I finish BG3 while doing nothing.
    Which is way more interesting.

  • @gideon.drake31
    @gideon.drake31 День тому +1

    If there’s anything that deserves a sub, it’s this

  • @itscarlosreally
    @itscarlosreally День тому +1

    I just finished my first playthrough yesterday.
    This...made me question so many things.

  • @zlothz
    @zlothz День тому +1

    This is your most unhinged journey, yet! 🤯Well done!

  • @hossdelgado626
    @hossdelgado626 День тому +1

    This is the ultimate example of an Mc with performance anxiety that's god level out of stray eyes

  • @SamsonScorpio
    @SamsonScorpio 2 години тому

    That was an amazingly through study of a brilliant game. You are very committed to your content.

  • @matthewjackman8410
    @matthewjackman8410 День тому +1

    Having the prism while being in the prism....
    Reminds me of the guy with the leather sack that contains the whole universe

  • @crystallake6159
    @crystallake6159 День тому +1

    I see that a lot of people don't know about it. The portal you need to reach during the required battle with the gith in the camp is almost impossible to use if you stand too close, but you can right-click on its image on the battle queue and use it that way if your character stands close enough. If they didn't changed it ofc

  • @tatertot5138
    @tatertot5138 День тому +1

    These challenge videos are so fun dude. For real makes me miss Mitten Squad

  • @daviddavidsson6243
    @daviddavidsson6243 2 дні тому +2

    And here I thought you were gonna use Armor of Agathys 🤣