Perfectly encapsulates the UA-camdojo "martial arts" channels that purport to show via carefully choreographed scenes how to get out of dangerous situations, but would realistically result in the defender getting seriously injured or killed.
@theinsearch2347, speak for yourself, Master Ken is a guru and I take all his teachings literally and they have all worked for me especially when I performed them against my kids 😂
I remember it like it was yesterday. I had to take out the pilot and keep the bird in the air while you took out henchmen and subdued the super villain. Great times.
@@I.am.J4YL3N Didn't you watch the video? No armed man can react fast enough to a master. This is in slow motion of course. Otherwise, it would only be a blurr.
Oh shoot man I just said that… good on you!! Also love the hell out of “hot lead put it in his pants”… this guy is good teacher… not that his method will work but you will remember it…
As a former Premier Instructor, I can confirm that Master Ken did in fact rewrite the entire curriculum on a Snickers wrapper whilst being attacked simultaneously by half of all our highly skilled black belts.
First ten seconds: Oh. it's one of _those_ self defence videos... After that: This is the greatest video I've ever seen and I am ashamed of my mistake!
@GameRod009 To stun Deadpool by shooting his nuts, as we all know Deadpool is immortal. He can't be killed, but he can be stunned. That gives us time to run away and hide. 🥱
Legend has it that the U.S. never truly lost the Vietnam war because Master Ken single handedly disarmed their entire military force. Shortly before we "declared a retreat" the Veitnamese Head general bribed the U.S. president to say we lost because they was so embarrassed by how Master Ken's incredible fighting prowess was able to defeat them when they had field advantage.
Tf this guy explaining if I have two guns I will only use one and use the other if I lose one and the rule is always keep at a distance with a gun or else it will get snatched
At first, I was like “there‘s no way this guy is serious with the ear plugging with your fingers bs.” And then I realized that this is just a comedy skit 😅 Edit: ligma balls
Why are you pretending like it didn’t work as someone who has been to heaven I know how bad the connection is and it would of taken you alot longer to get this comment out
Bros balls got sautèed, cooked, airfried, deepfried, stove-cooked, thrown into the oven, diced, cut, washed, and served with pepper, basil, salt and black clovers 😭😭
This is my first time watching one of his videos, so at first I was thinking how terrible this advice was, then I realized it was a joke when it got out of hand😅
I love when people watch Master Ken for the first time thinking it wasn't comedy. It shows how unhinged some "real" masters are with their bs lol.
Perfectly encapsulates the UA-camdojo "martial arts" channels that purport to show via carefully choreographed scenes how to get out of dangerous situations, but would realistically result in the defender getting seriously injured or killed.
@@masondegaulle5731 big words brain hurt. But you right 👍
Lol the first one I saw was the Knot Knife one so it was pretty obvious to me it was a joke
"when someone points two guns on you" after that I already knew it's a parody. Only then I realized what channel this is and lost my shit.^^
i thought this was satire
"The bullets hit each other at the exact same time" true and real
And it continues to happen multiple times because he’s putting more hot lead in the pants
@@juhis5936 tactical reload
@@TheAnalystsAngle it works exactly like " Sex panther" 60% of the time, it works every time!"
Based af
I think I had trouble following directions. The bullets hit each other but not at the same time.
I’m glad this was comedy 😂 at first i was like this is already bad but it got better 😂
He is 100% serious and i tried these techniques in real life, everybody even clapped for me
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@theinsearch2347, speak for yourself, Master Ken is a guru and I take all his teachings literally and they have all worked for me especially when I performed them against my kids 😂
@@jolypopp7288 😂😂
@@peteratuanya3386 😂😂😂
“This technique could save your life”
The technique:
Makes sense, that is why i watch it multiple times, so it becomes muscles memory.
This saved my life on a helicopter fight with a 1 eyed supervillain. THANK YOU MASTER KEN
I remember it like it was yesterday. I had to take out the pilot and keep the bird in the air while you took out henchmen and subdued the super villain.
Great times.
Yeah I think I saw that from my binoculars, the whole thing was crazy
😂😂😂
Never thanked you for saving my cat in that tree, plus saving me 15% when I switched my auto insurance.
@@BrokynDehgital I thought we sourced that out to Jake from state farm.
For the record. Masters in the art of Ameridote have no need for insurance.
I deadass got all the way until 20 seconds when he said the bullets hit each other thinking he was just a moron before realizing it was satire
I hope you definitely knew when he said "hot lead put it in his pants" 😂😂
20 seconds in that's good! Some people don't even realize it was satire after the 3 loop
?? I realized it immediately.
@@Rre-u1kyou’d be surprised. Some masters bullshit so much they believe their own lies!
Morons😂
Master Ken looks like Omni Man
You got it wrong, Omni man looks like master Ken. OSS
@@Ric_1985 you are 100% correct
@@Ric_1985 I was born in 1985
Not sure who that is. Will look up to educate myself, but fyi I think he's parodying ken from street fighter.
@@wingzero7316 end of the road for 30s, embrace 40s cheers for that!
I can confirm this works! I have defended myself from 3 muggings with this technique!
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How did you end them?
Finally some proper self defense teachings.
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What
this tecnic saved my life last night, it's just a matter of practice
@@pummanjones1218 not sure how to answer your question mate.
these clips just keep getting more and more realistic, never seen a better way to counter firearms
What are you talking about
@@I.am.J4YL3N Didn't you watch the video? No armed man can react fast enough to a master. This is in slow motion of course. Otherwise, it would only be a blurr.
Unrelated but we have the exact same name
@@LePageChannel seriously, no one would keep standing like that with two guns up while someone gets that close.
@@Sunil1768 We literally saw it happen.
Always RESTOMP the groin 🦶🏻
ALWAYS 😂
The most useful move anyone has teached in a youtube video, because your enemy won't stand up again :D
Restomping the groin is key to the entire technique. Never forget to...RESTOMP THE GROIN!
I love how this implies how he already stomped the groin once. Which may be why he’s always in danger. Master Ken may be the real instigator hahaha
Oh shoot man I just said that… good on you!! Also love the hell out of “hot lead put it in his pants”… this guy is good teacher… not that his method will work but you will remember it…
"And what do we always do... restomp the groin"😂
Yes we watched the video
@@relaxtube9670 they were just saying what was funny to them.
@@alexisnmoh9350 the comment was unoriginal as fuck, that’s why I said that
Put that on a t-shirt. 😂
I like how the dude with the beard knew exactly what to do 😂😂😂
"hot lead put it in his pants, hot lead put it in his pants" has me fuckin crying 😭
hi
I mean, it's an easy way to make boiled eggs.
No bad words. That is not needed
@@exauceedovonou2143 shit my bad
Bro don’t turned into a wonen
instructions unclear: he disarmed himself and is now restomping my groin
Kinky
🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙
I just heard moaning... was that you moaning, sir?!
If you close your eyes and listen… This is definitely Barrack Obama teaching self defense 🤣
I'm glad I'm not the only one
I was thinking the same thing.
I thought he sounded like Obama too!
Oh my god!
Where’s the animation of Obama fighting Bin Laden with this audio in the background fr.
Truth. After watching this short, I was attacked in this very same way and successfully defended myself. Thanks Sensei Ken!
"Hot lead."
What means that
@@hollyfutAh yes... subject object verb and not Subject verb object
@@hollyfut...
It’s supposed to be brass
@5thkiechannel No, it isn't. Try using your ears
As a former Premier Instructor, I can confirm that Master Ken did in fact rewrite the entire curriculum on a Snickers wrapper whilst being attacked simultaneously by half of all our highly skilled black belts.
the other half of your highly skilled black belts was also intellectually skilled enough to cherish their groins enough to NOT attack him?
@@1s3ngr1mI value my groin too. So that's probably the case
@@1s3ngr1mthat’s if they didn’t have 2 guns
I am a black belt in karate and this is a perfectly normal procedure that we do every day 😊😊
@@JustMsJordan Writing on a snickers wrapper?…that takes skill indeed! Even with a soft tip writing utensil. Amaaaaazing….
First ten seconds: Oh. it's one of _those_ self defence videos...
After that: This is the greatest video I've ever seen and I am ashamed of my mistake!
First 5 seconds
bro, check out the enter the dojo show, its baller
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Finally someone with an actual technique, thank you for spreading your knowledge, Master Ken 🙏
Greatest martial artist of all time
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the greatest martial artist that's ever lived
Bruce Lee.. 👍
@@MRTJ6785 hahahahahahahahahha 😅😅😅😅 right
Alternative title: When Deadpool is pointing two guns at you.
Deadpool teaching gun safety is better.
@GameRod009 To stun Deadpool by shooting his nuts, as we all know Deadpool is immortal. He can't be killed, but he can be stunned.
That gives us time to run away and hide. 🥱
Bro looks like dewy from scream 5
how does that change a thing
Deadpool trying to kill Jameson:
Master Ken has saved countless lives with his techniques. He is truly a master worthy of our attention and respect. Thank you, Master.
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Lives of criminals 😂😂😂
I have been watching the videos multiple times and practising all Master Ken's moves so they become muscle memory. Completely ready fpr any situation.
This lesson saved me more than twice! Thank you Master Ken!
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@@ministerofmaraudingit saved me four times. We are not bots.
@@ministerofmaraudingsaved me 69 times, shut up.
@@ministerofmarauding we are people blessed by this man's self defense teaching, and you're calling us bots? How insensitive!
@@ministerofmaraudingthis saved more than 124 times!
This has been my first ever interaction with this channel, and I must say, I am not disappointed.
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This technique is very illegal even if youre the victim. Try at your own risks
True. Unfortunately, Master Ken's techniques are SO effective, they've made restomping the groin illegal in 20 states.
Why the hell is it illegal? 😂 whoever made those rules
@@waingbabycuz it can cause permanent and serious harm
@@Sketchssketcheswould firing a gun at someone not cause permanent and serious harm??😭
It’s a joke
We got Omni man being deadpool teaching us how to act like flash before gta VI
My brain at 3 am thinking I can take a guy with two guns
Edit : thank u guys for 1000 likessss🎉🎉
You're not Master Ken
Lol
I want to see deadpool try this 😂
yeah, I would not want to try this technique unless i had a very good healing factor too lol
This man probably saved at least 3 ppls lives with this
God bless you
If someone pulls out 2 guns move to the spawn area, you're safe there. 💀
This guy is hilarious. I just love his shit. I remember the first video I watched thinking, this guy can't be serious.
Thank God the internet is there to deliver life-saving advice like this!
This man is DANGEROUSly funny.
no thats a different guy he makes videos on idle games
@@anguslazyI was not expecting a DF reference 😂
I realised when bullets kept hitting eachother three times
For the first 10 seconds I was like "wTf is tHis guY tAlkIng aboUt"
Legend has it that the U.S. never truly lost the Vietnam war because Master Ken single handedly disarmed their entire military force. Shortly before we "declared a retreat" the Veitnamese Head general bribed the U.S. president to say we lost because they was so embarrassed by how Master Ken's incredible fighting prowess was able to defeat them when they had field advantage.
Tf this guy explaining if I have two guns I will only use one and use the other if I lose one and the rule is always keep at a distance with a gun or else it will get snatched
@@younesfilali4562are you dumb?
@@younesfilali4562dude… the vids a joke
I wish I lived where I was close enough to study the deep techniques, presented here by the grand Master ken
@@younesfilali4562you know bro is that one dude at school everyone tries to joke with but can never take a simple joke
At first, I was like “there‘s no way this guy is serious with the ear plugging with your fingers bs.” And then I realized that this is just a comedy skit 😅
Edit: ligma balls
the just getting inbetween the guns is already pretty weird.
The fingers could have giving it away already.
The ear plugging make sense since guns can be loud
Same!! 😅❤
@@ayrrose08 Deep throat
This man is doing a great service to humanity!
Why do bro lowkey look and sound like omniman😭🙏🏻
Still a lot more effective than what a lot of "true masters" teach
No
@@jjsinclair893yes actually.
We got to put this in a movie
I have been wanting a master Ken movie for years.
And call it Ken kwon do, reminds me of Rex kwon do from napolean dynamite lol
Deadpool would be perfect to pull this off 🤌
Steven segal beat you to it
if they ever remake a naked gun movie
I'm gonna try this.
Edit: So apparently there is wi-fi in heaven.
You probably forgot to restomp the groin....amateur
Why are you pretending like it didn’t work as someone who has been to heaven I know how bad the connection is and it would of taken you alot longer to get this comment out
@theletter8309
@theletter8309 shut up
@@SilverChariot-Rhow did you get out
I promise you this will work! It has saved my life numerous times! I cant be thankful enough to this man!
Finally a serious technique that can be used in real world situations ! Thank you ! ❤️
The toes grabbing the guns is next level
Monke
I'll right that down 📝
Bro graduated from Detroit survival 💀💀💀
Master Ken's techniques have always served me well.
this tip really saved my life, all thanks to you 😅🙏
The fact master Ken is still alive is far from shocking, facebook made his fame, a lifetime of intuition and discipline, made him lethal
He's in fact so lethal that he has to store all four of his limbs AND his forehead in a locked metal box when not in use.
Thanks to Master Ken and this particular technique I saved 500 kids in school bus plus driver. 🎉
You mean school train? 😂 500 kids remember?
What a hero
I can't believe this man shares his techniques FOR FREEE🤯💯
When he put his fingers in his ears i was like...whaaaat?...then i realized its comedy... LoL...love how serious he is through it all...😂
Man I wish I saw this yesterday it could’ve really helped me out😢
I hate that, when 2 bullets hit each other and you don't know what to do with them. Now we know.
The fact that he never broke character 😂😂😂
Honestly this guy’s so helpful I’ve been defeating supervillains left and right cos of him
This dude is the real deal, he taught deadpool everything he knows. A lot of hero work is owed to this man. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
This guy should make a Movie , something like a karate kids parody or similar.
I'd watch it 😂
He did, but it was a serious one. Search cop vs killer.
Lazytown 2
Art of self defense is great cus it’s stupid but takes it self 100% seriously
Facts. 100th like.
I love the realistic, no bs approach. Safety first. Way to go, Sensei 👍
OK. His delivery is spot on! So serious! The best comedy is when you play it straight!! I love this guy!!!
“When someone points two guns at you….” USA is just to wild 😂😂😂
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It's not that bad here most of the time its only one gun.
He had me in the first inning
This sounds so much like Dwight Schrute in real life
Holy shit this might be the strongest technique ever they should teach this to everyone in the army
This guy should make a John wick spoof
This never gets old😂😂😂😂
Thanks master Ken
Finally advice that actually works
It's not all jokes. That helped someone out there. Thank you master kenshiro
Definitely something Ryan Reynolds would do
The real definition of "easier said than done" 😂
Why is carter from family guy tellimg me how to defend myself
Great stuff. The long-lost Bugs Bunny Style. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
100% legit. i used it in my dreams last night and i took down every armed enemy. we wont talk about the buff 6' tall ginger bread man tho.
Imagine someone watching this and not knowing it is a joke.
Rex Kwondo: Bow to your sensei.....I SAID BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!!!!
This was Deadpool’s special forces trainer
I actually used this in real life just recently, guy was in the hospital for 3 months. Groinial trauma. Thanks master Ken
bro this is fake as hell what are you even talking about bruh
@@tenivalentine9205 How do you explain the guy in the hospital then?
This is true, I saved a family held at gunpoint using what master Ken is teaching here, it is hard but it works.
Bros balls got sautèed, cooked, airfried, deepfried, stove-cooked, thrown into the oven, diced, cut, washed, and served with pepper, basil, salt and black clovers 😭😭
And then restomped
@@fgc_bophades🤣
I though Omniman would be invulnerable to guns
The way he actually stomped it 😭
As someone who has been in multiple gun fights, i can confirm, that is EXACTLY how they all went.
Classic technique you are taught straight away in military training
This man deserve a movie!
Yo, but for real, this actually makes about as much sense as the people who are unironically trying to give you these techniques
To be fair this has about as much chance of working as all the other gun defense techniques
Remember: this is the only way to survive!
Someone needs to put this in a game
Sounds like Obama giving me an introduction to self defense against dual wielding gunslingers
Restomp
The most realistic situation pls listen to your fortnite coach bullets are hot and fast and usually you would panic
That technique saved him from his son invincible
This is my first time watching one of his videos, so at first I was thinking how terrible this advice was, then I realized it was a joke when it got out of hand😅
THANK YOU SENSEI!!!🙏👉👌
But he never knew, bro, his next move 😅
Average comedy movie fight:
😂😂😂😂 okay this only works as long as the gunman plays along😂😂😂😂
who TF does he think he's fooling 💀
It worked for me. You should try it too
“WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 HUNDRED YEARS” ahh trainer
This is exactly how I imagine someone justifying their ability to take on a grizzly bear
Imagine all of Ken's parody was made into a CGI movie 😂