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  • @spawnglance6720
    @spawnglance6720 2 роки тому +4108

    Imagine you're lying on an operating table feeling the worst surge of fear you've ever felt in your life. You're freaking out, your doctors are chaotic, bright lights and beeping machines are all around, and as far as you know you're heading into the bright light. As you continue to panic, you fade into the unknown as you hear your doctor speak the last words you hear on this earth: "HAVE YOU EVER APPEARED IN ANY PORNOS?!"

    • @richa.s9912
      @richa.s9912 2 роки тому +67

      LOL 😂😂😂😂

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому +247

      I think that would have just taken me out of panic and into laughter

    • @dattrax7
      @dattrax7 2 роки тому +16

      🤣😂😅

    • @ryanforgo3500
      @ryanforgo3500 2 роки тому +72

      Been there, only difference is the doctors are the ones that were freaking out because i was joking and laughing

    • @biosaber585
      @biosaber585 Рік тому +105

      @@DeathnoteBB all joking aside that might have partially been WHY House did it. Confusion is a great overrider of things like fear and panic. The other part obviously being.. House

  • @MrZweimas
    @MrZweimas 4 роки тому +4259

    The irony of doctors trying to communicate in writing...

    • @xander1052
      @xander1052 4 роки тому +150

      its like communicating in tongues

    • @StabbyJoe135
      @StabbyJoe135 3 роки тому +50

      I feel attacked.

    • @li5up6
      @li5up6 2 роки тому

      Pharmacist hands typed this

    • @Montristerik
      @Montristerik 2 роки тому +6

      That's not irony

    • @littlejourneyseverywhere
      @littlejourneyseverywhere 2 роки тому +24

      😂🤣😂 as a Deaf person, I found this especially funny lol

  • @elux5504
    @elux5504 4 роки тому +4949

    "The VA couldn't have missed all of these"
    Spoken like someone who has never been to a VA hospital.

    • @TheReaver1234
      @TheReaver1234 3 роки тому +127

      A fooken men, they’ve been giving my family grief in anything they do

    • @LSSYLondon
      @LSSYLondon 3 роки тому +98

      I was going to say sounds like the typical VA hospital to me based on family members lol.

    • @macabweu7682
      @macabweu7682 3 роки тому +95

      The VA sent my Nephew from Jersey to Delaware just to get his eyes check. That was a great drive, or so I hear from his wife.

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 3 роки тому +12

      What's a va hospital

    • @callumunga5253
      @callumunga5253 3 роки тому +108

      @@RK-ep8qy
      United States Department of Veterans Affairs
      Infamous for free healthcare of dubious quality to veterans, among other things.

  • @pauljohnson5190
    @pauljohnson5190 4 роки тому +3173

    "I'm two days past my bed time" - basically me after watching these clips!

  • @saraal8432
    @saraal8432 4 роки тому +830

    “It’s an antidepressant. I was told to take 2 every time you walked into the room” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ragingtempestus6566
    @ragingtempestus6566 4 роки тому +3960

    Wilson: Maybe you’ll dream the cure to last stage brain cancer!
    Me: don’t test him

    • @ampere7220
      @ampere7220 4 роки тому +29

      ik this is satire but diagnosing and curing are different things

    • @takumi2023
      @takumi2023 4 роки тому +15

      He actually does

    • @stetsonherrick8090
      @stetsonherrick8090 2 роки тому +34

      The fact no one has come back to this comment to jokingly ask if House has dreamed up a cure for Covid 19 is rather unexpected to me at the time I type this.

    • @Benny_Blue
      @Benny_Blue Рік тому +2

      He DID dream the cure to his leg!

  • @blob3106
    @blob3106 4 роки тому +7682

    Funniest part is I have never actually watched a full episode of this show but I know and love all the characters

    • @Castheknotted
      @Castheknotted 4 роки тому +63

      Free on daily mail

    • @sharpsvilleBill
      @sharpsvilleBill 4 роки тому +83

      One of the BEST TV shows ever and I've been watching since the early 1960s!

    • @skyjoe55
      @skyjoe55 4 роки тому +9

      @@Castheknotted and Amazon prime video

    • @twistedcos6261
      @twistedcos6261 4 роки тому +8

      That's a mood

    • @beyondviolet
      @beyondviolet 4 роки тому +2

      Flaye same

  • @seanlee7054
    @seanlee7054 4 роки тому +2030

    Imagine the last words you ever hear are "have you ever been in a porno"

    • @crow_m8747
      @crow_m8747 4 роки тому +42

      SEAN LEE I wouldn’t that bothered with it

    • @atoo7yt490
      @atoo7yt490 4 роки тому +29

      @@crow_m8747 well you don't have the time left to be bothered

    • @OddStare
      @OddStare 4 роки тому +55

      God will ask you this at the entrance anyway

    • @1210620
      @1210620 4 роки тому +26

      My last words would be; no, but thank you.

    • @cneddy22
      @cneddy22 4 роки тому +10

      Wasn’t he already deaf???

  • @vigneshkannan4294
    @vigneshkannan4294 4 роки тому +2756

    "Have you ever been in a porno" - The man got his priorities right!

    • @toplobster740
      @toplobster740 4 роки тому +96

      That's a question Wilson doesn't wanna answer...

    • @rupeshyadav303
      @rupeshyadav303 3 роки тому +39

      He was asking this because these symptoms can be because of AIDS . Thats what i think.

    • @ky25-e3w
      @ky25-e3w 3 роки тому +106

      @@rupeshyadav303 No, it's just because he saw the patient right before the day he came in the hosptital, in a dream, so he is actually surprised and at the same time he thinks it is his subsconcious so he thinks he watched the patient in a vide of you know what

    • @rupeshyadav303
      @rupeshyadav303 3 роки тому +18

      @@ky25-e3w Thanks. That must be it. I had forgotten about the context here. Its been some time since i watched the show.

    • @johnyepthomi892
      @johnyepthomi892 3 роки тому +6

      @@toplobster740 😅 House had to expose him in public

  • @Roddarzz
    @Roddarzz 2 роки тому +1409

    I like how Wilson is not up for dealing with House's BS and grabs the team to do the case himself.
    Few people manage to co-opt House's team for their own needs

    • @kyuminnie137
      @kyuminnie137 2 роки тому +80

      When mom and dad fight …

    • @joshroberts243
      @joshroberts243 Рік тому +9

      Could say the same about Wilson's car 🤣

    • @apenguingames4305
      @apenguingames4305 Рік тому +12

      This exact thing actually got Chase stabbed

    • @TmanT321
      @TmanT321 Рік тому +9

      Someone needed to be close to house, to understand when he was not himself. That was wilson's job.

  • @gracecalis5421
    @gracecalis5421 4 роки тому +810

    House, Wilson, and Cuddy feel like the titans of the hospital. Everyone seems to treat them as superiors

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 4 роки тому +95

      Dunno about that...the one time Wilson tried to take charge of the "ducklings," they treated him a bit like the nervous substitute teacher on his first day ("Airborne," Season 3.) 😂

    • @Sai4651
      @Sai4651 4 роки тому +162

      Of course, they're the department heads/deans and they are very skilled at what they do.

    • @dheekshaaaravind93
      @dheekshaaaravind93 4 роки тому +158

      Cuddy's the Dean and House and Wilson are department heads...so they are obviously treated as superiors..

    • @nugorcalamo1436
      @nugorcalamo1436 3 роки тому +72

      Remember in the episode with the guy that had mirror man syndrome or whatever it was called, it seemed that Wilson was the alpha among all of them, he imitated Wilson over House, and House over Cuddy.

    • @charlottehook7387
      @charlottehook7387 3 роки тому +40

      @@nugorcalamo1436 So Wilson is a dom, House is a switch, Cuddy is a sub?

  • @simulation1037
    @simulation1037 4 роки тому +1079

    Cameron: we have an idea
    Black, bald guy with eyepatch enters: *to bring together a group of remarkable people*

  • @khalilnouira3182
    @khalilnouira3182 4 роки тому +1715

    "- shush everyone, House is gonna ask the patient for a precious clinical information that could close the case as usual with a spectacular deduction."
    "- Have you appeared in any Pornos ?"
    "- Okay..."

    • @Andrew-og7li
      @Andrew-og7li 4 роки тому +29

      it's like we watched the same video or something.

    • @chris7572
      @chris7572 4 роки тому +35

      Andrew Reed do you have friends lol

    • @Andrew-og7li
      @Andrew-og7li 4 роки тому +10

      @@chris7572 Why? You interested?

    • @Jomster777
      @Jomster777 4 роки тому +1

      Just came from a video about black balls in a reservoir

    • @potatoe911
      @potatoe911 3 роки тому +4

      Why did he ask about pornos?

  • @PlyrMava.
    @PlyrMava. Рік тому +35

    To Wilson's misfortune, House did NOT dream up the cure for late stage brain cancer

  • @SK-zm8iu
    @SK-zm8iu 2 роки тому +97

    I don't understand how i can like a show so much without having scene a single full episode

    • @JohnKooz
      @JohnKooz Рік тому

      It's a great show!

    • @Roddarzz
      @Roddarzz Рік тому

      ​@John Thomas Kooz Kuczmarski i used to watch highlights, then binge watched seasons in a matter of a week..

  • @carbondioxide857
    @carbondioxide857 2 роки тому +134

    my mom has worked at the VA since as long as i can remember and ive volunteered there, house is right, the VA screws up stuff all the time with their patients. its more workers than it is the VA as a whole.

  • @Kittennyanya
    @Kittennyanya 4 роки тому +3467

    "figuring it out" video doesn't show it being figured out

    • @65MaX73
      @65MaX73 4 роки тому +70

      Jebaited

    • @dibyashubhroroy945
      @dibyashubhroroy945 4 роки тому +224

      Exactly, it says figuring it out not figured it out

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 4 роки тому +110

      @@dibyashubhroroy945 One might assume the figuring it out part leads to it being figured out.

    • @zackmoore8619
      @zackmoore8619 4 роки тому +123

      @@827Drew everybody lies

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 4 роки тому +30

      @@zackmoore8619 Meh, I've seen the show. I already know it gets figured out. They almost always figure it out to be honest. Whether or not they can do anything about it is a different story.

  • @KaiserFritt0
    @KaiserFritt0 3 роки тому +132

    The POV part where he can't hear anything is crazy unsettling. Gives me flashbacks to when I had a sudden but temporary hearing loss while walking down the street, and it immediately set me into panic mode.

    • @feelinfine4862
      @feelinfine4862 2 роки тому +3

      that sounds terrifying, did you ever figure out what caused it?

    • @KaiserFritt0
      @KaiserFritt0 2 роки тому +4

      @@feelinfine4862 The Doc said it was likely just Sudden Hearing Loss (SHL) that might have been due to any possible variable. Hearing nowadays is fine.

    • @YoshiAsk
      @YoshiAsk Рік тому +9

      @@KaiserFritt0 Wait, they diagnosed sudden loss of hearing as... Sudden Hearing Loss? That sounds like a cop out, like calling it idiopathic

    • @KaiserFritt0
      @KaiserFritt0 Рік тому +3

      @@YoshiAsk Legit, like they couldn't come up with a medical sounding condition name

  • @abdulrahmanaqlan6085
    @abdulrahmanaqlan6085 4 роки тому +571

    "Death is probably next"
    -House 2020

    • @seli5310
      @seli5310 4 роки тому +24

      More like -House 2007
      Bc it was released in 2007

    • @ΓεωργίαΤσιρεπλή
      @ΓεωργίαΤσιρεπλή 4 роки тому

      @@seli5310 whoosh

    • @malduguns1
      @malduguns1 4 роки тому +7

      @@ΓεωργίαΤσιρεπλή r/ihavereddit

    • @Lee-ud8oo
      @Lee-ud8oo 4 роки тому +9

      House 2020? What dark magic has struck upon you?

    • @kmarasin
      @kmarasin 4 роки тому +5

      It's never lupus.

  • @sepheroth3373
    @sepheroth3373 3 роки тому +94

    "Unless the VA messed up." The writers must have not looked up the track record of the VA

  • @Grahf0
    @Grahf0 4 роки тому +900

    Foreman: They can't be older, the VA couldn't have missed all these.
    Uh, yeah, Foreman, they could.

    • @DanteArisen
      @DanteArisen 4 роки тому +33

      Yeah, dude has literally died from missing tumors hes had for over 4 years

    • @2410jrod
      @2410jrod 4 роки тому +72

      Ah the VA the second chance for you to die for your country.

    • @Grahf0
      @Grahf0 4 роки тому +31

      @@DanteArisen Heck, even as an army dependent, I have seen how bad military health care can be.
      I once fell, and stupidly tried to break my fall by putting my arms out in front. Injured my wrist, and it hurt bad enough that my parents took me to the emergency room, Nuernberg Army hospital. I sat in the ER for 8 hours before I was seen. The attending person pushed on my arm, which hurt in certain places, and asked me to move my wrist, which hurt in certain places.
      And... That was all he did. He told me to keep ice on it and take some over-the-counter NSAIDs. Sent me home without any further investigating.
      That was Saturday. Monday morning, my ice was doing nothing to help my wrist, which had swollen to about twice the width. My mother took me into a walk-in pediatric appointment. The doctor who saw us ordered an x-ray.
      My wrist was fractured. There was this y-shaped fracture on my radius, and that was put in a cast.
      In another instance, a sneeze that put a bit of pressure on my ear. Not unlike popping your ears when you hold your nose. This pressure built up until it was excruciating pain, it actually woke me up in tears, it was so bad. I went to the emergency room, and they gave me antibiotics, which seemed to help. But all they told me was that I had an ear infection.
      That was also Saturday. Monday, my ear was still hurting, although not as bad as it was on Saturday. I also had marked hearing loss in that year. I go in for a walk-in pediatric appointment, and ironically get the same doctor I saw for my arm.
      He basically tells me that the infection was to such an extent and severity, that it burst my eardrum. Hence, why I could not hear.
      My final crappy Army hospital story was when I was 17. I had this tenderness and pain in my foot, specifically the big "ball" of my foot just behind the big toe. It was a sharp pain, and I hated to put weight on it.
      So... My mom took me to the emergency room, this time in Darnell Army hospital. they gave me a shot, I think it was a steroid. They took x-rays, they took blood, they actually did quite a bit of work. They found nothing.
      So, they put me in a cast for three weeks. Fun times.
      Forgive any grammatical or spelling errors, I am a bit drunk.

    • @zatchmort
      @zatchmort 4 роки тому +36

      @@Grahf0 If it makes you feel any better, putting your arms out to break your fall wasn't stupid - it's instinctual. As far as your body's concerned, your arms are expendable, if breaking them means absorbing force that might otherwise have damaged your internal organs.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 роки тому

      @@Grahf0 Not a doctor, but that all sounds... pretty appropriate? For the symptoms you were experiencing at the time you were seen, of course. That's why they always tell you to come back if you start experiencing new symptoms or increased severity of existing ones. Doctors aren't psychics; they can only work with what they have in front of them, and play the odds to the best of their ability.

  • @caroabbottbronze
    @caroabbottbronze 4 роки тому +1207

    I've seen every episode of House and this is the only time I ever solved a case 😂. My family has HHT and I knew like 15 minutes in and I was freaking out the whole time

    • @soonamisapphire2425
      @soonamisapphire2425 4 роки тому +11

      Yay go for it

    • @TheReaver1234
      @TheReaver1234 3 роки тому +11

      Hht??? Explain plz

    • @caroabbottbronze
      @caroabbottbronze 3 роки тому +198

      @@TheReaver1234 Hereditary Hemorrhagic Telangiectasia, one of the most common signs is frequent nose bleeds when my sister was little she got one at least once a day. I knew it was HHT because of that in the very beginning, though the course the disease took was way to quick to be realistic

    • @TheReaver1234
      @TheReaver1234 3 роки тому +10

      @@caroabbottbronze ahh, ty

    • @charlottehook7387
      @charlottehook7387 3 роки тому +164

      @@caroabbottbronze They often speed up the course of the disease unrealistically so that they can fit it into the time limit of 40 minutes

  • @magnoliatree123
    @magnoliatree123 3 роки тому +94

    What an amazing actor. I was emotionally moved towards the end by him and his sad confusion. Like an innocent child.

  • @irawilliams343
    @irawilliams343 4 роки тому +493

    "Have you appeared in any pornos?" Besides House, are there any doctors out there who ask this? Because this just made my day! 😂

    • @omerieee
      @omerieee 4 роки тому +4

      there's the perfect number of likes you could have wished for

    • @Honey13unn
      @Honey13unn 2 роки тому +2

      johnny sins

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 роки тому +2

      John Dorian, in a daydream

  • @dhruvaveldi
    @dhruvaveldi 4 роки тому +69

    5:44 Wilson - "And what are you gonna base your theory on? His favourite restaurants?" XD Wilson is savage!

  • @handthattakes
    @handthattakes 2 роки тому +80

    whoever wrote "you're saying the radioactive uranium in his urine is irrelevant" was having TOO MUCH FUN

    • @Tazazak
      @Tazazak Місяць тому

      Say that 5 times fast

  • @NightOfTheRevolution
    @NightOfTheRevolution Рік тому +120

    Wilson and House being an old married couple just itches my brain right lmao
    Edit: when Wilson just gives him his keys lmao

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Рік тому

      have you ever appeared in any pornos?

  • @markmerzweiler909
    @markmerzweiler909 4 роки тому +338

    Wish I lived in a world where four doctors spend a week on one patient.

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 2 роки тому +20

      Well, you'd have a 3 year wait to see your doctors, but otherwise it would be great.

    • @typhoonzebra
      @typhoonzebra 2 роки тому +10

      Doctoring would have to be the majority occupation. And we need farms, bro.

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 2 роки тому +14

      @@typhoonzebra Double majors. Doctor/farmers. Doctor/cashiers. Doctor/butchers.

    • @tiagodagostini
      @tiagodagostini Рік тому +5

      Well there are very very very expensive hospitals where you do get absurd attention, but it will cost you even more absurd money.

    • @jaexiusnem1267
      @jaexiusnem1267 Рік тому +2

      We do live in that world, if you’ve got enough money anyway.

  • @LavenderSystem69
    @LavenderSystem69 2 роки тому +43

    "Maybe the VA didn't miss them... just mixed them up"
    That is literally the most VA thing I've ever heard...

  • @korvasxeno
    @korvasxeno 4 роки тому +100

    "Switched his films with another patients by mistake"
    Congrats ya helped make the Jigsaw Killer

    • @dzmitryv.krukau4327
      @dzmitryv.krukau4327 4 роки тому

      nip-tuck?

    • @bluenomadbruh
      @bluenomadbruh 4 роки тому

      I love this reference

    • @dzmitryv.krukau4327
      @dzmitryv.krukau4327 4 роки тому

      @@bluenomadbruh does dye in vein helps to monitor active capillary connections? @korvasxeno is word spiral has "A" reference?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +3

      @@dzmitryv.krukau4327 Have you seen the movies? The whole reason Jigsaw becomes a killer is because a doctor mixed up his charts. It’s a pretty big plot point.

  • @MajorPietrov
    @MajorPietrov 4 роки тому +643

    I seriously believe a person running this channel should be rewarded somehow, I guess eternal life or an infinity gauntlet should be enough

    • @MrWeezo21
      @MrWeezo21 4 роки тому +3

      Idk, with certain channels such as they often lead to reuploading old videos for views, haven't seen one yet, but cant count that out

    • @jumalakohtuotsus4174
      @jumalakohtuotsus4174 4 роки тому +1

      Or maybe eternal wisdom

    • @sangeetanarendrasingh5416
      @sangeetanarendrasingh5416 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrWeezo21 well if more people see these videos what's wrong?

    • @MrWeezo21
      @MrWeezo21 4 роки тому +1

      @@sangeetanarendrasingh5416 dontchu know the revenue UA-cam channels can make?? Hes reuploading vijeos just so he can make money off old vijeos that's already uploaded thru the channel. And clearly that's wrong. But then again YT pays them.

    • @momsspaghetti7888
      @momsspaghetti7888 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrWeezo21 this is an official channel, they upload clips so that you become interested in the show and might pay to watch it. Its advertising

  • @TheVillager22
    @TheVillager22 3 роки тому +186

    "Did you just take 2 Vicodin?"
    "No. It's an anti-depressant. I was told to take 2 everytime you walked in"

    • @barnabuscollins8800
      @barnabuscollins8800 3 роки тому +2

      have you tried work as a stenographer or someone who makes subtitles for people who cant read, hear, or remember the last 5 minutes?

    • @TheVillager22
      @TheVillager22 3 роки тому +1

      @@barnabuscollins8800 ??????

    • @barnabuscollins8800
      @barnabuscollins8800 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheVillager22 all you did was quote the video we all just watched. We would all rather know what you thought about the scene, not write it for us, we have ears lol

    • @TheVillager22
      @TheVillager22 3 роки тому +7

      @@barnabuscollins8800 I was typing the part I liked :/

    • @ekkehard8
      @ekkehard8 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheVillager22 Yeah, I liked remembering it, and also knowing it's what other people liked enough to re-evoke ^^

  • @kbutta01
    @kbutta01 4 роки тому +482

    Who is running this channel? Whoever you are thank you for keeping it alive. House M.D. is easily my top 3 favorite shows all time and i periodically watch the series all the way through over the course of a month or two.

  • @eprimeify2090
    @eprimeify2090 4 роки тому +1674

    Prognosis: John had his nose cauterized to stop the genetic chronic nosebleeds his grandfather had. A genetic disease that destroys his capillaries - with his arteries and veins merging together.
    Diagnosis: Hereditary Hemorrhagic Telangiectasia

    • @mihailstratan343
      @mihailstratan343 4 роки тому +71

      I can't even spell the last word

    • @vladimirdjurovic1660
      @vladimirdjurovic1660 4 роки тому +64

      @@mihailstratan343 its also called Rendu-Osler-Weber disease ;)

    • @Grahf0
      @Grahf0 4 роки тому +142

      So... It was lupus?

    • @randomrazr
      @randomrazr 4 роки тому +2

      what happened at end of the episode

    • @mdepfl
      @mdepfl 4 роки тому +94

      randomrazr House peed.

  • @Pysart8
    @Pysart8 4 роки тому +31

    For all those curious, the music in the background is the last movement of Schubert´s piano and string quintet aka. The Trout / Die Forelle D. 667

  • @hazbinotakusimp2182
    @hazbinotakusimp2182 3 роки тому +11

    2:40 that little look she gave him screamed "I hate it when you do that." XD (talking about a patient being dead... Eventually)

  • @robertc7232
    @robertc7232 4 роки тому +80

    “Have you ever appeared in any pornos?”
    I’m done! Tears in my eyes laughing so hard!

  • @akemirose1741
    @akemirose1741 4 роки тому +132

    5:06-I really want to hear his response to this question😭😭😭

  • @darthkittyoustheunwise7581
    @darthkittyoustheunwise7581 4 роки тому +485

    House is actually British. He plays an American better then most Americans

    • @milesparris4045
      @milesparris4045 4 роки тому +94

      House is American. The actor playing him (Hugh Laurie) is British.

    • @azaanhm
      @azaanhm 4 роки тому +6

      @@milesparris4045 😂😂

    • @muder46
      @muder46 4 роки тому +21

      That's not true he still doesn't have his Remington 500 shotgun and a McDonald's cheeseburger in one hand without those he cannot truly be American

    • @booqueefious2230
      @booqueefious2230 3 роки тому

      @TrailCam yeah 500 is mossberg lol

    • @0ceanicify
      @0ceanicify 2 роки тому

      He actually plays a Brit worse than most Americans as well.

  • @Leafy-Akiko
    @Leafy-Akiko 4 роки тому +55

    "So you're saying the radioactive uranium in his urine is irrelevant." I felt my own tongue tie listening to that
    6:07

    • @SerAbiotico
      @SerAbiotico 4 роки тому +1

      🤣 that phrase is a great tonguetwister itself 👅

  • @Iodinee
    @Iodinee 4 роки тому +41

    I like how is team is so confident in their idea even though house always gets it correct

  • @ftfxhailstorm2916
    @ftfxhailstorm2916 4 роки тому +124

    After watching it for the third time or so, I just realized he asked about a porno to figure out where he saw him, not about a disease he might have.

  • @Inoxigj
    @Inoxigj 4 роки тому +37

    After seeing all these episodes on youtube. I know for a fact that when they say "screw house he is wrong" the person die

  • @kevaninthe4135
    @kevaninthe4135 4 роки тому +62

    "First we need to know one thing. Have you ever appeared in any pornos?" House with the important questions.

  • @Oblivion8
    @Oblivion8 4 роки тому +14

    thank you to the guy thats runing this channel, keep up the good work.

  • @oscarramage95
    @oscarramage95 2 роки тому +37

    ‘Did you just take two Vicodin?’
    ‘No, it’s an anti-depressant. I was told to take two every time you walked into the room’ 😂

  • @Luison40
    @Luison40 4 роки тому +16

    Great, now I have to watch the entire episode so I don’t miss the figuring out part.

  • @leddaudet2350
    @leddaudet2350 3 роки тому +19

    0:42 Oh I get you house. When I abused opioid painkillers I had to steal my grandfather prostate pills in order to pee and avoid getting a tube inserted up my urethra

  • @opeeate
    @opeeate 4 роки тому +6

    I drool every time i see houses Charles Eams chair, it looks so much more comfy than the usual leather one i grew up fighting over who got to lounge in it.

  • @Wealllovekaira
    @Wealllovekaira 4 роки тому +18

    “The VA messed up” I believe it

  • @creatip123
    @creatip123 2 роки тому +7

    Cuddy's face when he heard "he's dead" lmao....

  • @rasseseljavaara2706
    @rasseseljavaara2706 3 місяці тому +1

    House: hes dead...
    Cuddy: omg 😱😱
    House: in few days..
    Cuddys face was priceless 🤣

  • @Hippo_Heli
    @Hippo_Heli 4 роки тому +94

    There’s no way the doctor’s handwriting is readable

    • @candykxttens
      @candykxttens 2 роки тому +1

      it’s so pretty too i can’t lie

    • @richa.s9912
      @richa.s9912 2 роки тому +1

      LOL I Love it ‼️ LOL 😂😂😂😂

  • @stwida91
    @stwida91 3 роки тому +14

    "At least 6 tumors"
    > Image clearly shows 10 massive spots
    Yes, I agree, definitely at least 6. Am I a doctor yet?

  • @markfuston2714
    @markfuston2714 3 роки тому +15

    Everyone wanting to continue after this clip, look up "The Power Of A Nights Rest." on this channel.

  • @antheaellis17
    @antheaellis17 4 роки тому +213

    "John, we're gonna figure out what's wrong with you. First we need to know one thing, have you ever appeared in any pornos??" Haha House not we, only you want to know😂

    • @newera478
      @newera478 4 роки тому +6

      "House not we only you want to know"... I can't even

    • @iiii4271
      @iiii4271 4 роки тому +4

      Oscillator lmao that’s exactly what I was thinking

    • @idowedo
      @idowedo 4 роки тому +1

      @@newera478 I can't seem to locate the problem.

    • @newera478
      @newera478 4 роки тому +1

      @@idowedo Commas matter.

    • @idowedo
      @idowedo 4 роки тому +2

      @@newera478 That's correct, I read it with commas in the head.

  • @YourLocalPigeon
    @YourLocalPigeon Рік тому

    The combination of the classical music and a unfortunate event mixes so well

  • @ObviouslyBlonde
    @ObviouslyBlonde 3 роки тому +14

    This was definitely the best of Chase's haircuts🙂. (I mean the lenght.)

  • @DBAllen
    @DBAllen 3 роки тому +9

    "VA hospital screwed up" Both of my parents could testify to that possibility if they hadn't died in the same room at the same VA hospital ten years apart.

  • @jingyulee96
    @jingyulee96 3 роки тому +5

    02:40 that "for f*ck's sake" look though

  • @jebes909090
    @jebes909090 3 роки тому +21

    Riley has really fallen since dating buffy.

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 3 роки тому +6

    “How is he?”
    “He’s dead”
    “Oh god”
    “Af least he will be in a few days” 😂

  • @ticsxlol8155
    @ticsxlol8155 4 роки тому +32

    hahahaha funny they are dicussing somthing in the patient in front of the patient who cant hear. think of the anxiety it will cause hahaha

  • @sloanoquinn4809
    @sloanoquinn4809 4 роки тому +16

    Hugh truly is the perfet fit for house

  • @discoveryman59
    @discoveryman59 4 роки тому +9

    I miss shows like this!!

  • @joed527
    @joed527 2 роки тому +4

    It's season 3 Ep. 16 for anyone who cares to watch it.

  • @aceofcheems7685
    @aceofcheems7685 2 роки тому +1

    At 5:20 I like the soundtrack they used to represent that time is ticking

  • @matthewbear-fortin8552
    @matthewbear-fortin8552 4 роки тому +62

    Source is incorrect, S3 EP 16

  • @darkguardian1314
    @darkguardian1314 4 роки тому +3

    5:09 Pattern interrupt....
    Asking a bizarre unrelated question.. 🤣

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 5 місяців тому

    Imagine a world where Foreman and Chase actually agree. That's a scary prospect.

  • @tigerstyle4505
    @tigerstyle4505 4 роки тому +8

    How the hell did I not see one "It's not a tumahhh" quote when I scrolled down a bit. I didn't go far. But come on.

  • @cneddy22
    @cneddy22 4 роки тому +3

    “I was probably returning some video tapes......”

  • @RG-id9gu
    @RG-id9gu 4 роки тому +13

    1:54
    you've had them reserch your dream!?

  • @announcerspeakerboxbfdi4966
    @announcerspeakerboxbfdi4966 3 роки тому +2

    Dude: help I cant feel my legs
    House: *Ph intro*
    Big funny

  • @imhappy._.
    @imhappy._. 3 роки тому +4

    Cuddy: How is he?
    Me: Ehhhh, He's dead
    House: He's dead
    Me: ded

  • @Nabil-nz2zs
    @Nabil-nz2zs 4 роки тому +20

    The best show ever!!

  • @prestonlee9965
    @prestonlee9965 3 роки тому +3

    Normally this show does its research, but depleted uranium by definition is not radioactive. It has all the radioactive U235 removed so only the U238 remains.

  • @Holphana
    @Holphana 3 роки тому +2

    I have watched this hundreds of times on many different platforms.... WHY IS THE AUDIO SO CLEAR?!?!?!
    literally all television has bad audio.

  • @jeffsutton6353
    @jeffsutton6353 3 роки тому +15

    I could watch Cameron all day. There's something about her.

  • @shreyas_surve
    @shreyas_surve 4 роки тому +8

    Best moment @5:00

  • @姬蕊
    @姬蕊 4 роки тому +3

    house: JOHN JOHN HAVE U EVER BEEN IN ANY PORNOS
    wilson: alright I'm out

  • @randomguy1379
    @randomguy1379 3 роки тому +2

    "have you appeared in any pornos"
    Lmaoooo 😂😂

  • @tristonwilliams7095
    @tristonwilliams7095 3 роки тому

    I never heard of this show but I watched these clips for an hour

  • @bittershadow12345
    @bittershadow12345 2 роки тому +1

    Love how he's gone deaf but doesn't have the deaf voice

  • @afroditiperis6536
    @afroditiperis6536 4 роки тому +1

    1:32 where have you two been? That's when house knew 😏

  • @ProfessorChops
    @ProfessorChops 2 роки тому +5

    At 0:50 Wilson takes the xray out of the folder twice.

  • @albertobellini98
    @albertobellini98 4 роки тому +62

    Ok that's cool and all but...
    Has he ever appeared in any Porno or not??

  • @thelogmastersuprem2314
    @thelogmastersuprem2314 3 роки тому +1

    The best qwestion ever from house 5:03

  • @MikeyBAAZ
    @MikeyBAAZ 3 роки тому +2

    I was told to take 2 antidepressants everytime you walked in

  • @rachelomeara2031
    @rachelomeara2031 4 роки тому +24

    Love this show sooo much 😍🏡

  • @caseyroberts9923
    @caseyroberts9923 3 роки тому +4

    Funny part about the Va i have a tumor on my liver and one on my right lung the Va document it 2 years ago never told me I found out last week...

  • @Clayson000
    @Clayson000 Рік тому

    "the VA couldn't have missed all of these"
    they didn't even check them

  • @bread.06
    @bread.06 4 роки тому +8

    He has six tumors
    Me : **counts 9**

  • @mooing7326
    @mooing7326 3 роки тому +2

    0:57 "at least 6 tumors...maybe more" Picture clearly shows 10 tumors which is more than 6 so technically he is right but I would be worried if i was his patient.

  • @joelcrouse1987
    @joelcrouse1987 4 роки тому +1

    I don't know who runs this channel but I love you.

  • @johnayap6861
    @johnayap6861 4 роки тому +8

    sleep deprivation can result to reduced cognitive function.... go home and go to bed house..

  • @IIBloodXLustII
    @IIBloodXLustII 8 місяців тому +1

    Wait wait wait. Chase found depleted Uranium and they are talking about Radiation poisoning?
    Depleted Uranium is specifically not radioactive. It's depleted because all the radioactive isotopes have stablized.

    • @tpolutts3309
      @tpolutts3309 5 місяців тому

      It was the early 2000s. Everything was depleted this or terrorist that.

  • @someboy89
    @someboy89 Рік тому

    One of the fave epps. Great writing 😅

  • @카르치세자르
    @카르치세자르 2 роки тому

    5:02 What did you say?😂🤣😭

  • @tarablock6283
    @tarablock6283 Рік тому

    Okay. I'm invested now. Scrolled through comments for 20 minutes. Did homie make it?