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  • @pastykake897
    @pastykake897 4 роки тому +4057

    "I can't run anywhere without examining all of my toes for swelling."
    "I can't run."

    • @xander1052
      @xander1052 4 роки тому +142

      I mean, he has a point.

    • @gerstein03
      @gerstein03 4 роки тому +20

      That's my favorite bit of this

    • @Aspartem
      @Aspartem 4 роки тому +7

      @sheldon pereira So does your mom.. EYOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 4 роки тому +6

      @@Aspartem Pathethic

    • @squeakybunny2776
      @squeakybunny2776 3 роки тому +4

      I don't understand how not feeling pain translates to swelling toes... If you run a marathon sure but just playing outside?! Does she place her foor wrong or something

  • @jamesjackson8081
    @jamesjackson8081 4 роки тому +8979

    LOL!!!
    House and the girl arguing about whose life sucks more is one of my favorite parts of this show!!!

    • @flying2anotheruniverse
      @flying2anotheruniverse 4 роки тому +57

      Egyptians do this daily with each other ! 😂

    • @JustWasted3HoursHere
      @JustWasted3HoursHere 4 роки тому +111

      Isn't this the one where House finds a very long tapeworm in her and pulls it out while she's awake? With no sedative?

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 4 роки тому +24

      @@JustWasted3HoursHere It is, although I don't remember about sedative part

    • @amyclements995
      @amyclements995 4 роки тому +28

      @@JustWasted3HoursHere yup. No sedative.

    • @lasarith2
      @lasarith2 4 роки тому +9

      JustWasted3HoursHere Aye it is indeed.

  • @dianzor8295
    @dianzor8295 4 роки тому +4377

    I've never noticed before that after House pinched her with the syringe she turn back like saying "wtf man?" and the simple explanation is that she doesn't feel pain, so she just felt the pressure as if House was touching her ass; that's why House immediately show her the syringe like saying "don't worry, I'm not a pervert, I just lied to you so I can sedate you". That level of detail in the scene is just great.

    • @mysticfire5850
      @mysticfire5850 4 роки тому +256

      Oh I thought it was more shocked when she realized she walked right into that but yeah thats makes more sense

    • @erdemsk3023
      @erdemsk3023 4 роки тому +377

      Well, House is not a guy that is afraid of known as pervert when we consider his character. The intention of showing the syringe is more likely to demonstrate his victory, how he tricked her.

    • @myrkur8054
      @myrkur8054 4 роки тому +32

      169th like. Also I never realized thats what most likely happened

    • @shubhamjain931
      @shubhamjain931 4 роки тому +27

      Would she be able to feel the touch?

    • @myrkur8054
      @myrkur8054 4 роки тому +45

      @@shubhamjain931 Yeah, she just can't feel pain.

  • @aceofcheems7685
    @aceofcheems7685 4 роки тому +3375

    "Want me to check out your tuckus as your people would say"
    Girl: *pulls off a forrest gump*
    House: BOOP

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 4 роки тому +54

      That was pretty epic. Just waiting for that opportunity.

    • @darkb4light06
      @darkb4light06 4 роки тому +19

      BOOP 😂😂

    • @regalplays7135
      @regalplays7135 4 роки тому +8

      But how’d she know she was injected if she can’t feel anything?

    • @emmarellda181
      @emmarellda181 4 роки тому +30

      @@regalplays7135 she can feel, just not pain.

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar 4 роки тому +11

      @@emmarellda181 Most sensations are a variation of what nerves feel like pain. Tickling, itching, irritation, all a variation of pain. Plus, a needle piercing skin and flesh definitely would register in the nerves like pain. She probably only realized it after House already had injected the sedative in (because that sensation of liquid going through blood is not the same), because all people react as soon as the needle touches the skin. She only reacted after he had already injected her.

  • @Klaus99999
    @Klaus99999 4 роки тому +5175

    Okay that was actually really clever what he did there at the end.

  • @flop5625
    @flop5625 4 роки тому +2685

    This clip is the embodiment of the "Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better" song but if it was about how their lives suck

    • @imgay5361
      @imgay5361 4 роки тому +16

      LivX
      And less romantic tension because nobody like’s Lewdinh Minors.

    • @DudeNamedPear
      @DudeNamedPear 4 роки тому +19

      Aka it sucks to be me from Avenue Q

    • @Nina-vv3ev
      @Nina-vv3ev 4 роки тому +4

      LivX yasss

    • @deficiency24
      @deficiency24 4 роки тому +7

      Everything you can't do good,I can do worse 😸

    • @gsomslayer
      @gsomslayer 4 роки тому +3

      so "anything you can do i can do worse" then?

  • @shgh2695
    @shgh2695 4 роки тому +7006

    “Girls can’t hold me for too long cause I only pay for an hour.”

    • @dAvrilthebear
      @dAvrilthebear 4 роки тому +160

      Cameron rolls eyes :))

    • @tommyortega7796
      @tommyortega7796 4 роки тому +98

      1 hour sounds long but in hooker time it is short af ngl

    • @slantos2668
      @slantos2668 4 роки тому +54

      I laughed out loud at that one

    • @conradus9470
      @conradus9470 4 роки тому +24

      This had me DYing

    • @sallyrae1292
      @sallyrae1292 4 роки тому +11

      How long did she have that tape worm in her ?

  • @aquiline-eagle9669
    @aquiline-eagle9669 4 роки тому +5523

    So many people (probably house included) have dreamt about never feeling pain. Interesting to see the negatives that come along with it.

    • @inyalgaico1563
      @inyalgaico1563 4 роки тому +117

      well she never feels anything not feeling pain would have more positives than her condition but yeh i see your point

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 роки тому +57

      One day we will create a genetic ability to willingly turn off pain when we need it

    • @HavoXtreme
      @HavoXtreme 4 роки тому +170

      Inyalga Ico If you aren’t feeling pain,you aren’t aware of what is happening within your body.Like you might break a bone or burn yourself or even freeze yourself but not feel it

    • @MagnificantSasquatch
      @MagnificantSasquatch 4 роки тому +196

      Yeah, no. It’s true, often times the human body’s pain receptors can be counterintuitive to the need of the individual, but that doesn’t make them any less essential. They’re the body’s warning light for “do not do this”. If there’s ever a time you truly need to get past pain, well, that’s what adrenaline and other emergency neurotransmitters are for. But the need to feel pain is critical to basic human necessity.

    • @jadebolt4416
      @jadebolt4416 4 роки тому +49

      @@cunningsmile4166 The problem with the ability to 'willingly' turn off pain, is that only a masochist would want to turn it back on. it is one thing to know logically we need pain and be able to list reasons why, but the reality is very different.

  • @foolslayer9416
    @foolslayer9416 4 роки тому +1303

    One can't feel pain, the other feels pain all the time. I knew that House would win.

    • @Tyrantofthewind
      @Tyrantofthewind 4 роки тому +88

      Her life is undoubtedly worse than his. Also many of the things he describes are the result of HIS CHOICES. She was born with that condition and while House may envy not feeling pain, it is an upside with an equally large downside (there is a reason we feel pain) - and there are other things like not being able to tell what temperature it is or be warned of something wrong with general discomfort (like there is before bowel movements).

    • @Tyrantofthewind
      @Tyrantofthewind 4 роки тому +18

      @@cowmoo5596 Actually, it was. He is the one who made the decision to let Stacy be his medical proxy.

    • @belledelphine9692
      @belledelphine9692 4 роки тому +14

      Tyrantofthewind it pisses me off though. like, just because her life is worse that invalidates the pain that house feels?

    • @wolffang489
      @wolffang489 4 роки тому +20

      @@Tyrantofthewind blaming him for trusting his girlfriend for proxy is like blaming this girl for trusting her mother to drive.

    • @Tyrantofthewind
      @Tyrantofthewind 4 роки тому +22

      @@wolffang489 No, it isn't, because that wasn't the comparison. The comparison was between House's life and the girl's, and which was worse. She was born with her condition, House was in his late 30s when he suffered his infarction. He lived more than twice her lifespan before that event even happened, an event that he actually had an influence on. Those situations are not close, and her life is undoubtedly worse by pretty much any measure.

  • @tubegerm6732
    @tubegerm6732 4 роки тому +4600

    I was born with glass bones and paper skin; evey morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lie awake in pain until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

  • @RapTapTap
    @RapTapTap 4 роки тому +512

    "Some think the two are connected" I bet Wilson sneezed when he said that.

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar 4 роки тому +24

      Funnier, because if you ask Cuddy and Stacy, they would both say his personality already was nasty before his leg issues, but he became a lot worse after them.

    • @foreverexol2629
      @foreverexol2629 2 роки тому +1

      I kinda heard dr Wilson on speaker after house said that

  • @tacticallemon7518
    @tacticallemon7518 4 роки тому +3133

    Dispatch: “Are you hurt?”
    Girl: *looks at metal scrap through thigh* “Yea, I’m fine”

    • @Sputnik1
      @Sputnik1 4 роки тому +98

      Indeed, that's what happened in the video, you're very attentive.

    • @cooperanderson4609
      @cooperanderson4609 4 роки тому +48

      When my parents ask how school is going

    • @atartup
      @atartup 4 роки тому +10

      Thank you for telling me exactly what I just saw in the video

    • @tacticallemon7518
      @tacticallemon7518 4 роки тому +6

      Miller your welcome

    • @xanksauri89
      @xanksauri89 4 роки тому +23

      @@Sputnik1 Still, I always though that was ridiculous. What, are they going to come faster if there is only one injured person? Even if her plan is to hide so they care more for her mother, does she think they wont notice a fucking metal piece on her leg?

  • @sparkynicole3941
    @sparkynicole3941 4 роки тому +534

    7:12 I love chases little head tilt. He’s just like “I mean, he’s not wrong.”

  • @justinalicea1590
    @justinalicea1590 4 роки тому +1227

    I love everyone's reactions to House saying "I got shot."
    The patient is slightly surprised by this, as it's difficult to experience things worse than a hole in your body suddenly appearing in your body.
    Cameron was annoyed that he brought that up for meaning his life is worse than hers. She vocalized this once the patient was sedated.
    Chase nodded his head in a manner of "Well, yeah. He was shot. On top of his leg pain, that probably was not a good time."

  • @purplestorm9004
    @purplestorm9004 4 роки тому +237

    She looked so annoyed when House hit her with the cane like “dammit he figured it out”

  • @theQuestion626
    @theQuestion626 4 роки тому +3716

    Do you want to know something? This girl’s condition most likely saved her mothers life. Because she feels no pain she is able to grab the phone and call for help.

    • @RyujinRazZ3672
      @RyujinRazZ3672 4 роки тому +105

      yeah cause the chemicals in your brain such as adrenaline are just a myth xD

    • @memejuliyamemepuchkova4882
      @memejuliyamemepuchkova4882 4 роки тому +236

      @@RyujinRazZ3672 she had an easier time reaching for the phone. I mean for chist's sake she had a metal prod sticking out of her leg

    • @leiderhosen7110
      @leiderhosen7110 4 роки тому +270

      @@memejuliyamemepuchkova4882 This. Adrenaline can make you uncoordinated and flighty, more likely to make poor decisions. You can also experience trauma, just have less reaction too it.
      In this case she was perfectly lucid and had total control of her actions, allowing her to respond more promptly to the situation.

    • @conabish
      @conabish 4 роки тому +10

      @@RyujinRazZ3672 Also pleasure from pain is a myth too. ;)

    • @nickhalden374
      @nickhalden374 4 роки тому +135

      "If the girl didn't have CIPA she wouldn't have been able to call for help," more like "if the girl didn't have CIPA, her mother wouldn't have been rushing her to the hospital and there wouldn't have been an accident in the first place."

  • @moreblack
    @moreblack 4 роки тому +505

    "you didn't get shot because of your leg, you got shot because you're a jerk!"
    "some think the 2 are connected"
    I forget how little sympathy everyone had for him, if you've ever lived with chronic pain, you know how excruciating it is.

    • @jcflores1774
      @jcflores1774 3 роки тому +5

      Some people dont want sympathy, though.

    • @Hanapetals
      @Hanapetals 3 роки тому +6

      And that makes it okay to take it out on everyone around you? 😂

    • @anrecedinghairline6150
      @anrecedinghairline6150 2 роки тому +9

      @@Hanapetals It's not a good reason. But it is something that should be excused, since I imagine chronic pain does make you a little cranky.

    • @KarlMarxBR700
      @KarlMarxBR700 2 роки тому +13

      @@anrecedinghairline6150 No, it's not an excuse to be a jerk.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 2 роки тому +13

      House was a jerk, and he would have been a jerk without the pain

  • @AllinWhenPlaying
    @AllinWhenPlaying 4 роки тому +277

    I know it's a script and everything... but I just love how casually genius House is in that evaluation.

    • @ViceN53X
      @ViceN53X 4 роки тому +10

      The script is genius though

    • @brynnamoran4320
      @brynnamoran4320 4 роки тому +1

      He really wasn't though.

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 2 роки тому

      @@ViceN53X the writers are truly brilliant as well as house for executing these scripts.

  • @tsinestexicthdauwraum9082
    @tsinestexicthdauwraum9082 4 роки тому +81

    I love that you can actually see a little compassion on House's face each time she comes back with one of her issues but he's so clever that he can shoot back right away.

  • @HellNation
    @HellNation 4 роки тому +944

    "I Got Shot" - House All In for the win

    • @Clouddistrictsnob
      @Clouddistrictsnob 4 роки тому +45

      And that wasn't even his trump card. That'd be showing her his leg.

    • @blazodeolireta
      @blazodeolireta 4 роки тому +15

      "All In", another great episode.

    • @hakulives2613
      @hakulives2613 4 роки тому +14

      I mean, that IS the only thing that made her pause at all: there are things that suck more than being shot, but not that many.

    • @bicpapermate
      @bicpapermate 4 роки тому +7

      She had known House long enough to be able to figure out that he got shot for being a jerk. Yes, she had only spoken to him for two minutes, but that is more than enough time to figure out that House is a jerk.

    • @michaelborlik6064
      @michaelborlik6064 4 роки тому +5

      I got shot as well it does end a lot of arguments

  • @frickbro
    @frickbro 4 роки тому +151

    "I'm in pain, let's go break her arm"
    Only a thing house would say 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bethangriffiths5206
    @bethangriffiths5206 4 роки тому +3128

    Girl: Boys can't hold me for too long because I can overheat.
    House: Girls can't hold me for too long because I only pay for an hour.
    Me: Daaammmmnnnnnn

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 4 роки тому +34

      Personally I can't stand the sense of boredom and mild disgust they radiate.

    • @chesterholland5909
      @chesterholland5909 4 роки тому +17

      Imagine: girls cant hold me for too long cause i can get mad piss off

    • @monkeymanwasd1239
      @monkeymanwasd1239 4 роки тому +10

      Turn on the air con or move to a colder climate 😆

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko 4 роки тому +8

      John Smith that sounds like a problem with the individuals you associate with, not (whichever gender you are referring to) in general. [Edit] Nevermind, I’m assuming you are referring to women who’s ‘services’ you pay for. In which case, fair enough.

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 4 роки тому +2

      Bel Sh If not for that extra effort you put in, that would have been a sick burn.

  • @Bocchi-the-Rock_
    @Bocchi-the-Rock_ 4 роки тому +232

    "Wanna see?"
    "YEAH"
    House M.D.

  • @Cloud_Strife1997
    @Cloud_Strife1997 4 роки тому +424

    “I got shot.”
    (surprised pikachu)

  • @Fish_Fisher__
    @Fish_Fisher__ 4 роки тому +844

    Girl: "I can't cry!"
    House: "Nether can I."
    Lmao 😂

    • @chesterholland5909
      @chesterholland5909 4 роки тому +5

      Imagine this neither can i and i cant smile neither cause im glassy eye, mean like a snake

  • @mbarlykhumalo3667
    @mbarlykhumalo3667 4 роки тому +24

    "It's hard to fake pain when you've never felt it" 👏🏾that applies to so many different aspects of life.

  • @razzledazzle9723
    @razzledazzle9723 4 роки тому +68

    -"you didn't get shot because of leg pain, you got shot because you're a jerk"
    -"some think the two might be connected"
    LMAOOO

  • @nonamernobrainer846
    @nonamernobrainer846 4 роки тому +34

    7:12 I love how Chase goes "Good point there"

  • @sodaboi2154
    @sodaboi2154 4 роки тому +739

    “I was shot”
    If I was the girl I’d probably fire back with “I was just in a car accident”
    This argument was hilarious XD

    • @rosecool8896
      @rosecool8896 4 роки тому +6

      That would be funny as hell if she did

    • @rhinestonecowboy9967
      @rhinestonecowboy9967 4 роки тому +28

      House really letting his delusion out of the bag by trying to argue with a 16yr old that his life is so hard because of his vicodin addiction for his leg that he didn’t want to fix lol

    • @rosecool8896
      @rosecool8896 4 роки тому +6

      @@rhinestonecowboy9967 he did he was I the army if you watched the show you would know and if your studying to be a doctor you would know you cant re place muscle in your leg its very hard to oh by the way my name is ruby xx

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 4 роки тому +10

      Spoiler alert for later seasons.
      House: I rammed a car into my boss/exgirlfriend's living room.

    • @mistymitchell2790
      @mistymitchell2790 4 роки тому +3

      Teens think they have it so bad.

  • @craigclermond8001
    @craigclermond8001 4 роки тому +40

    first rule of being a doctor is patients always lie whether out of embarrassment or personal reasons. this is why house is such a good diagnostician because he takes the emotional part out of it. he uses logic and justifiable evidence. emotional doctors make better people but not better medical experts

  • @standardcake18
    @standardcake18 4 роки тому +58

    That is why I love house. The chaotic brilliance is fun to watch

  • @CreamTheEverythingFixer
    @CreamTheEverythingFixer 4 роки тому +25

    Chase's reaction to House's point of him getting shot always makes me laugh

  • @deathwish4307
    @deathwish4307 4 роки тому +999

    All my bones are made out of paper.
    Every day I break my arms and every night I Break legs.

    • @jennifercox6277
      @jennifercox6277 4 роки тому +27

      Is that from the show spongebob squarepants?

    • @TheMonthlyJack
      @TheMonthlyJack 4 роки тому +15

      @@jennifercox6277 My Legs!

    • @luanaoliveira8489
      @luanaoliveira8489 4 роки тому +3

      Just any legs?

    • @robkennedy3000
      @robkennedy3000 4 роки тому +2

      "Owwwwww"

    • @aoifekelly7720
      @aoifekelly7720 4 роки тому +5

      This is from sponge bob when him and Patrick are trying to sell chocolate Chocolate bars 😂😂😂

  • @thenamestika
    @thenamestika 4 роки тому +65

    Even for a show with some age, House is always going to be one of my top ten favorites. It may not be anatomically correct, but it sure as hell is funny, and entertaining.

  • @GhostDrummer
    @GhostDrummer 4 роки тому +129

    “You weren’t shot because of your leg pain, you were shot because you’re a jerk.”
    “Some think the two are connected.”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @semperintrepidus16
    @semperintrepidus16 4 роки тому +44

    "Hit her again" Scene Take...Seven
    Director: now if everyone is done laughing, let's try it again.
    Hit her again Greg
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KINGofkings49er
    @KINGofkings49er 4 роки тому +210

    06:45 "Girls cant hold me for too long because I only paid for an hour"
    Me:Same same

  • @Heron11177
    @Heron11177 2 роки тому +2

    Basic rule of movies/series: having arguments in a car is a bad omen

  • @mattnichols4592
    @mattnichols4592 4 роки тому +80

    "Girls can't hold me for too long cause I only pay for an hour"
    Hahahah

  • @lonestarwolfentertainment7184
    @lonestarwolfentertainment7184 4 роки тому +38

    “I can’t run” cut to House yeeting his Cane and running to save an infant.

    • @leiderhosen7110
      @leiderhosen7110 4 роки тому +4

      Adrenaline will do that

    • @lonestarwolfentertainment7184
      @lonestarwolfentertainment7184 4 роки тому +2

      Leider Hosen or just a good heart

    • @leiderhosen7110
      @leiderhosen7110 4 роки тому +7

      @@lonestarwolfentertainment7184 Yup. It's not that he's physically incapable, his leg just hurts too much when under stress from activity. Without pain House is very athletic.

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 4 роки тому +1

      @@leiderhosen7110 And more often than not he's stoned on vicodin

  • @NobodysAccount2234
    @NobodysAccount2234 4 роки тому +57

    I watched the show 3 times but I can’t get enough of it

  • @thereal_daxp2263
    @thereal_daxp2263 4 роки тому +12

    House is the most brutally honest person I’ve ever seen

  • @TheStopShort
    @TheStopShort 4 роки тому +269

    “They killed our lord! You’re gonna trust ‘em?”
    Few seasons later: (hired a jew)

    • @adventurouspeach
      @adventurouspeach 4 роки тому +9

      TheStopShort few seasons later sleeps with a jew

    • @Biomirth
      @Biomirth 4 роки тому +8

      Few seasons later: @TheStopShort begins to understand sarcastic humor (maybe).

    • @TheStopShort
      @TheStopShort 4 роки тому +12

      Biomirth Few seasons later: we learn that @TheStopShort cannot understand sarcasm, which House deduces as a deficit in the left hippocampal gyrus, ruling out his previous diagnosis of endocarditis. It was heavy metal poisoning the whole time.

    • @Biomirth
      @Biomirth 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheStopShort Lupus?

    • @TheStopShort
      @TheStopShort 4 роки тому +6

      Biomirth it’s never lupus.

  • @CarmenBrunnaDuarte
    @CarmenBrunnaDuarte 4 роки тому +20

    House: "I got shot!"
    Chase: *does "he have a point" face*

    • @asad9934
      @asad9934 4 роки тому +2

      'He HAS a point'

  • @RedJoker9000
    @RedJoker9000 Рік тому +3

    Loved the "whose life is worse" part. I have a incurable disability and been hospitalized many times. At times, fellow patients and I would play this as a game. Sure many wondered why, but for some reason we liked it. Often we did prizes for "worst".

  • @codyeble0713
    @codyeble0713 4 роки тому +6

    One of my favorite episodes.. the contrasts between always in pain and never in pain.. also that girl plays the role very well and house always play devil's advocate brilliantly

  • @captainsteroid2454
    @captainsteroid2454 4 роки тому +52

    At last, House has found his nemesis. XD

    • @Figgy_Jub
      @Figgy_Jub 4 роки тому +1

      I would say that kid from the jerk episode would be a closer match.

  • @sxlproductions
    @sxlproductions 3 роки тому +8

    Wow
    I love how I went "who would react to pain so horribly" and then it turned out that she couldn't feel any
    When you can be such a good actor that you can act being a bad one
    That's amazing

  • @antheaellis17
    @antheaellis17 4 роки тому +94

    "I can hit her again, six isn't enough" 😂 I was just watching this episode, the ending OMG

  • @alaeddine1630
    @alaeddine1630 4 роки тому +40

    "Girls can't hold me for too long because i only pay for an hour" XD you gotta love House.

  • @ftfxhailstorm2916
    @ftfxhailstorm2916 4 роки тому +36

    Operator: Are you hurt?
    Girl: *Has corrugated metal in leg*
    Girl: This is fine.

  • @7792thereaper
    @7792thereaper 4 роки тому +9

    That was so badass how he made the CEPA diagnosis

  • @mysticfire5850
    @mysticfire5850 2 роки тому +5

    Love the way she whips around after the shot "Did you just touch me you creep?"
    And he holds up the syringe like "Nah"
    House is alot of things but a creeps not one of them

  • @aqn01
    @aqn01 4 роки тому +251

    house: have evidences
    foreman: but she said she don't have it :o
    If you gonna trust what patient says without checking, you're not good doc :v

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 4 роки тому +20

      To be fair, they aren't the greatest reasons, as Foremon pointed out. As her cleverness showed valid explanations for most of his reasons and the others could be chalked up as a coincidence. Until House hit her leg and it did nothing.

    • @isamic8068
      @isamic8068 4 роки тому +7

      Realistically, House’s reasons suck. In a real life situation he’d be looked at weird simply because he tried to draw a conclusion from such little impotent evidence.

    • @isamic8068
      @isamic8068 4 роки тому +4

      Though when he hit her, that made sense, but realistically invalid because hitting your patient to test a indefinite theory is a stupid idea

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 4 роки тому +13

      @@isamic8068 I mean...it is a stupid idea, but so is releasing a child to go see her mom when she can have some unknown condition. Especially when the child's only focus is seeing her mother without care for her own condition.

    • @KeithHendrickson1981
      @KeithHendrickson1981 4 роки тому +12

      @@justinalicea1590 are you on drugs?
      The guilt on her face alone tells it. Fact a immature 16 slim kid is not cold and knows what that condition is very telling. Fact she moved her leg trying to fake pain in front of doctors (supposedly for the show) is another.
      There is a reason why doctors in real life are considered specialists in human health compared to us who are just monday night QBs.

  • @abigaildeeks8328
    @abigaildeeks8328 4 роки тому +26

    “25 foot long tapeworm” from a year ago is the other clip from this episode.....

  • @zedbags
    @zedbags Рік тому +1

    "You weren't shot because of leg pain, your were shot because you're a jerk."
    "Some think the two are connected"

  • @watchgoose
    @watchgoose 4 роки тому +7

    such a great scene. He always has done really well when paired with child actors.

  • @xyrenegade
    @xyrenegade 4 роки тому +148

    I was enjoying my chicken noodle soup when I remembered why she's a literal insesitive lmao

    • @TheOfficialDjProduct
      @TheOfficialDjProduct 4 роки тому +5

      If you're referring to the title. She is the "senseless" as she lacks the sense of pain. House is the insensitive one referring to him emotionally. The literally definition of insensitive is "showing or feeling no concern for others' feelings."

    • @xyrenegade
      @xyrenegade 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheOfficialDjProduct No I meant the 3-inch girth noodles

  • @roamer45
    @roamer45 4 роки тому +11

    Favorite back to back bantering in the entire show!!!

  • @mandy2917
    @mandy2917 4 роки тому +1

    I can’t stop coming back to this clip. I love their comparisons.

  • @pawprints1986
    @pawprints1986 4 роки тому +11

    Me: owns the whole series, and has indeed watched the whole series
    Also Me: watches these bits again when theyre uploaded 😁

  • @008abdullah
    @008abdullah 4 роки тому +2

    This is by far my favorite snippet of the show that I've seen on UA-cam

  • @cullenmott7614
    @cullenmott7614 3 роки тому +3

    Cameron smiles at the end, "He made a good point, he does that a lot. I like him."

  • @jimnoxious5671
    @jimnoxious5671 3 роки тому +2

    I love his look at the end when he says, “Some say the two are connected.”

  • @jules7626
    @jules7626 4 роки тому +12

    I love how House was actually surprised that Foreman really held her down

  • @pastykake897
    @pastykake897 4 роки тому +4

    That competition is one of my favorite scenes in the whole show.

  • @Nelyak_07
    @Nelyak_07 4 роки тому +57

    Ah, bonding through pain, I'm guessing every person who watches House can relate to that.

  • @longranger5226
    @longranger5226 4 роки тому +2

    I can’t decide which is more epic; the writing or the acting.
    Fantastic!

  • @KamiGemaGaming
    @KamiGemaGaming 4 роки тому +23

    House: girls can’t hold me too long cuz I only pay for an hour

  • @KeppyKep
    @KeppyKep 4 роки тому +7

    "Some people think the two are connected."
    The delivery of that line was perfect.
    Also, if she can't feel anything why would she complain about boys not being able to hold her? She wouldn't feel it anyway.

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar 4 роки тому +3

      She says it. Boys can't hold her because she can overheat. Normally, a human body avoids overheating via sweating. But someone with CIPA wouldn't do that, and the effects of extreme fever would still present in the body. She would not feel it until her body "suddenly" shuts down due to extreme body heat.

  • @meggiebondy6224
    @meggiebondy6224 4 роки тому +3

    “Come on, lets go break her arm!”
    Favourite line in the show 🤣🤣

  • @cousinjake7986
    @cousinjake7986 4 роки тому +1

    The look on her face when she realizes he got her is maybe my favorite part of this clip

  • @sadmanpranto9026
    @sadmanpranto9026 4 роки тому +7

    Girl: I can't Cry.
    House: Neither can I.
    .....
    You see this people ?? This is GOLD.

  • @TheMacC117
    @TheMacC117 4 роки тому +5

    I actually thought House held his own here.
    "I can't run without checking my toes Everytime."
    "I can't Run."

  • @Dusan_Zdravkovic
    @Dusan_Zdravkovic 3 роки тому +2

    "Master manipulator who always gets what he wants." - James Wilson

  • @eva-nf9fl
    @eva-nf9fl 4 роки тому +8

    "C'mon, let's break her arm."

  • @alejandraz3055
    @alejandraz3055 4 роки тому +1

    “You can’t fake pain if you have never felted”

  • @J_GoTTi
    @J_GoTTi 3 роки тому +4

    This one was hilarious as usual. But the childish argument between House and the little girl was a riot! 😂

  • @overtakemedia7076
    @overtakemedia7076 4 роки тому +1

    got to love the semi truck coming out of nowhere in the middle of a snow storm bit

  • @AnakinDramaticSkywalker
    @AnakinDramaticSkywalker 4 роки тому +3

    House: i got shot
    Cameron: house wtf really?
    Chase: the man has a point

  • @beanwithbaconmegarocket
    @beanwithbaconmegarocket 4 роки тому +2

    The comeback to Cameron is too perfect.

  • @ZeGuyFly
    @ZeGuyFly 4 роки тому +4

    7:08 Chase's face is KILLING me

  • @iwanttobeme
    @iwanttobeme 4 роки тому +1

    I had a neighbor whose toddler has CIPA. She punched out a glass window to escape a room she had gotten trapped in and it took a while for her mom to realize she was injured because she never reacted to it. It was pretty scary to see how much blood she lost without ever crying. She was only 2 at the time.

  • @Dan-qy6zv
    @Dan-qy6zv 4 роки тому +3

    I love how the girl has to think for a second to find something better (or in this case, worse) than getting shot.

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario Рік тому

      It's more like she's confused as to why he's bringing that up. As Cameron said, that has nothing to do with anything they were talking about. She might as well have replied with : ''I was just in a car accident''.

  • @Spudgonzo
    @Spudgonzo 4 роки тому +3

    House: I got shot.
    *Chase nods ‘hmm he’s got a point’.*

  • @vaughn4lif
    @vaughn4lif 4 роки тому +32

    "Girls can't hold me for too long since I only pay for an hour"
    God dammit I love house.

  • @indigothecat
    @indigothecat 2 роки тому

    Pain is an evolutionary trait and vital for survival. It lets us know when something is wrong or injured, or if we need to stop doing something. When pain stops functioning correctly (either firing off when nothing's wrong or not firing off when something is wrong), life is a lemon. I've heard stories about paraplegics accidentally burning their legs or lap because they can't feel their legs and they sometimes set hot items down there. I once heard the line, "Be glad it hurts, it means you're alive."

  • @whiteribbonman1
    @whiteribbonman1 4 роки тому +7

    I WISH the doctors where I work were HALF, just HALF, as cool as House!

  • @funguscake_owo4582
    @funguscake_owo4582 4 роки тому +397

    The House MD channel: *posts video*
    Me: s c r u m p t i o u s
    Also how come the start of the episode was posted 3 minutes ago while the nearly ending of the episode was posted a month or so ago

    • @watcher6935
      @watcher6935 4 роки тому +8

      CallMeMAKY , it's one of them Jew names

    • @isa2758
      @isa2758 4 роки тому +9

      I know right he likes to re-upload stuffs, sometimes put scenes in disorder making the illusion it's something new lol 😋 I think they runs out of clips to show😋

    • @sallyshipwreck4315
      @sallyshipwreck4315 4 роки тому +2

      @@isa2758 I can tell sooner or later I'll just have to buy a used copy of the series. When they cut it off drives me nuts! Clips, shmips, post whole episodes!

  • @thanglongnguyenvu3815
    @thanglongnguyenvu3815 4 роки тому +4

    "she says she doesn't have it"
    "that's reason number 1"
    that's....yeah. that's it"

  • @sandkitten16
    @sandkitten16 4 роки тому +1

    It really was a slick move house pulled there, getting a teen in a 'whose life is worse' competition to trick her into sedation. Doesn't really matter who's is worse, both have it crappy, one chose to let it be that way, even so i think its obvious the focus was less on that and more on tricking her.

  • @roffy5672
    @roffy5672 4 роки тому +291

    "They killed our Lord" It's funny cause House is an atheist

    • @foljs5858
      @foljs5858 4 роки тому +15

      It's also funny because it's a bizarro accusation to make even as a Christian in 2020 about a random Jewish person

    • @aethersky4000
      @aethersky4000 4 роки тому +4

      @deekat3279 Don't speak on things you clearly do not understand. Jesus does exist and he is still alive. He is the word and he is God. He died for our sins sent by the father and currently sits at the right hand of God the father almighty. God sent his son, Jesus because he loved the world. He made a way so. Everyone COULD be saved, it's not his desire that any human should perish in the lake of fire. But God still made the sacrifice knowing that not everyone would be saved because there are people like yourself who reject Jesus and the father and the gifts God has offered. However it's not too late for you, you're still breathing which means you're alive. You can still make the choice to turn to God and repent of your sins and be saved. I wouldn't procrastinate though Jesus is returning soon. He gave us signs and events to look for pointing to his return. Those things are taking place now.

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 4 роки тому +19

      "I'm only an atheist on Christmas and Easter."
      -Gregory House

    • @Anedoje
      @Anedoje 4 роки тому +7

      deekat3279 the romans weren’t the ones that brought charges against him though

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 4 роки тому +7

      @deekat3279 I mean...yes, it was the Roman's that carried out the sentence, but it was the Jewish populace that demanded for that sentence and for it to be carried out.

  • @neheillox179
    @neheillox179 4 роки тому +5

    I can’t run is the best line in this series

  • @TheReaper13g
    @TheReaper13g 4 роки тому +5

    Girl: "I can't cry"
    House in the most self-entitled, most arrogant, most sarcastic, most Karen way possible: "Neither can I"

  • @alaaahmed4831
    @alaaahmed4831 3 роки тому +1

    "I got shot"
    Chase's reaction: *well that's a poit for him*

  • @grant9855
    @grant9855 4 роки тому +3

    Everyones talking about how funny it was that they were arguing over who had the worse life, but personally i found cameron and chases reactions hilarious

  • @alexanderoit8450
    @alexanderoit8450 4 роки тому +1

    “Let’s go break her arm”
    “Both get up in a hurry to do so “😂

  • @maxgemstone7257
    @maxgemstone7257 4 роки тому +7

    This is the greates pissing contest in the history of T.V.

  • @hunbenny
    @hunbenny 2 роки тому +1

    House: - i got shot
    Chases: *well, only a high card, but a winning one I guess*

  • @jacobbaumgardner3406
    @jacobbaumgardner3406 4 роки тому +7

    Posts video of House in a snowstorm.
    Snow for the first time in East Texas in years.