Stan: Hi, it's been real.... (Dorothy slams the door in his face. As she turns around and leaves, the doorbell rings again. Dorothy goes back to open the door to face Stan.) Stan: Dorothy, it's me, Stan. Didn't you recognize me. Dorothy: Of course I did. That's why I slammed the door in your face.
ahhh sooo sad used to watching this show Off & on with my Mum sometimes when i was a teenager in highschool back in 80s...now i am the blanch age when she started it back in 85/ 54yo just blow my mind how things changed
The best for me was in The Audit (season 3) where Dorothy says: “I want you to go to jail, and I want a big bald inmate named Bubba to pick you for his girlfriend!”
That’s funny, reminds me of that one scene in Alice madness returns where Alice told the antagonist, “I’ll see you in charged. In prison, some halfwit bruised will make you his sweetheart and then you’ll hang!”
I love Stan. He was deeply flawed; but, he did show tremendous growth over the course of seven seasons. You could see the sorrow in his face when Dorothy married Lucas; but, you could also see that he loved her enough to know that his time with her was really over.
‘What kind of a man has so little respect for the institution of marriage that he would cheat a wonderful woman and jump into bed with the first bimbo that comes along?’
They missed one of the best: Blanche: Dorothy, your husband's here Dorothy: I don't have a husband, call the police. Stan: It's your ex-husband Dorothy: I'll call the police
Stan: Dorothy, we've got a stack of papers to go over before the surgery. Dorothy: Surgery?! Sophia: Finally going through with that hair transplant. Stan: Sophia, not everyone know this isn't real. (pointing to his toupee) Dorothy: Oh please! Stevie Wonder could tell that's a rug! Stan: Oh, Fine. Fine! Stan Zbornak doesn't need to beg a woman to get into bed. Women come to Me! Dorothy: Yeah, right after they get the approval numbers on your MasterCard! Stan: Good Night! Dorothy: Oh, Shut Up!
Stan: Fine. Stan Zbornak doesn't need to beg a woman to get into bed. Women come to me! Dorothy: Yeah, after they get the approval numbers on your MasterCard! Stan: Good night. Dorothy: Oh, shut up!! Therapist: Stan, ask yourself. Why do you want to be with a woman who clearly doesn't want to be with you? Dorothy: I think I can answer that, doc. There's no other kind.
“Believe me, there is nothing worst than a PAIN IN THE NECK.” The crowded didn’t even wait for the door to open before laughing, I heard a few chuckles. As if they KNEW where the phrase “Pain in the neck” was going.~
Rose is my favorite but As I rewatch this show I’m liking Dorothy character a lot. So much range and Bea’s facial expressions and the way she delivers her lines are incredible. 😂 “Go Hug A Landmine” 😂
I love how Dorothy got Stan twice in that scene: First, with "I had no idea she was so bright". Second, with "That makes all your infidelities with me seem less special". That second zinger was her way of saying, as only Dorothy could: "Stanley, you'll never learn."
Dorothy: I'm glad you came to your senses, Rose. There's nothing worse than a pain in the neck. (Opens the door to see Stan in front of her) Dorothy: I must be psychic.
Yes, between Dorothy Zbornak and Maude Findley, Bea Arthur definitely knew how to deliver the zinger. Personally, I would have loved to have seen her do a split screen of the two characters. Oh, how they could have teamed up to put certain people in their place!
Stan: Hiya sweety pie how you doing? Dorothy: Fine cupcake thanks for asking *slams door* Stan: You always could slam a door, that's one of the things I love about you Dorothy: Haha you flatter me *slams door*
@@levifout60882 if he wanted to give her his money he wouldn't have brought up a prenup to her. The only reason she almost married him was because he started treating her special again, and she still hadn't completely gotten over him.
My VERY favorite " quote " from Stanley and Dorothy is as follows: Stan: " She's right, Dorothy . . . . . . . . sometimes just lying motionless is the best thing a person can do ! ! ! ! ! ". Dorothy: " That didn't sound right when you said it on our honeymoon and it doesn't sound right, now ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ". LMAO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😀😃😄😆😂🤣
How she managed to pull off those zingers with a perfectly straight face...! My fave is her dead-pan even expression @ 5:50 as she lays out how Stan let her down, sighs, and then says, "Well, at least I'm not bitter." X'D
Stan: “Well, Dorothy, I’m sorry this couldn’t work out. Thank you for 38 years of love and friendship and memories. I’ll cherish them always.” Dorothy: “Stan, ciao.”
the first clip of dorothy immediately closing the door on stan gets me everytime, there’s something about the way Bea performs it that makes it hilarious in a way no one else could
Dorothy: dieting is hard, trust me I know, me and Stan tried sex diet… you substitute food for some sexual activity… …(well, did it work for you?) Dorothy: I GAIN 18 Lbs!” 😆😂😆🤣
Stan: Dorothy, try to control yourself, it's been a while and I need some rest. (Gets kicked off the bed by Dorothy) Stan: What the hell is that for?! Dorothy: You're not getting in this bed, Stanley!!!!! Stan: Then, where am I supposed to sleep?! Dorothy: On the floor like any dog!!!!
This is just Dorothy at her most artful, I love it. "But there are bugs there...and they'll think Stan is their leader..."
Took me slap out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm dead
How that judge didn't laugh was beyond me!
Stan: Hi, it's been real....
(Dorothy slams the door in his face. As she turns around and leaves, the doorbell rings again. Dorothy goes back to open the door to face Stan.)
Stan: Dorothy, it's me, Stan. Didn't you recognize me.
Dorothy: Of course I did. That's why I slammed the door in your face.
Bea Artful
“Go hug a landmine” my favorite
Mine too.
Mine is " my feet have wings barf bag "
Yuy
I love the first one to.
It was mine to I laughed for days after that episode
“your wife threw you out? I had no idea she was that bright”😂😂😂
“Catherine accused me of infidelity”
“Oh damn it Stan. This makes those infidelities during our marriage seem far less special”
ahhh sooo sad used to watching this show Off & on with my Mum sometimes when i was a teenager in highschool back in 80s...now i am the blanch age when she started it back in 85/ 54yo just blow my mind how things changed
“Well at least I’m not bitter.” 😂 Bea Arthur was the absolute best.
The best!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I swear Dorthy’s one liners are legendary and always on point. 🤣
@@jonathanfurzeland4740 it is true
It's her delivery. She could never miss.
This woman…words can’t describe my level of respect I have for her. She was kind, hilarious, and a master of shade.
i agree
I want Dorothy to be my grandmother ❤
Dorothy is what we aspire to be when we grow old!!
I’m young still and would love to be as sassy as Dorothy!
Her and Sophia. 🤣
I’m 18 and wish I had even half of her boldness to share lots of sass
Preach !! :D
I wanna be Blanche
"Go hug a landmine"
"I could vomit just looking at you"
These were my favorites too! The look on her face and her delivery was priceless
Go hug a land mine and Stevie Wonder could tell its a rug are myq favourites Bea brilliantly delivered those lines 🤣🤣🤣
I must be psychic.
On the floor like any dog.
😂😂😂
LMFAO 😂🤣
“Go hug a landmine” remains one of the most iconic line deliveries in sitcom history 😂
That was a classic.
😂😂😂😂
Dorothy ate Stan up every chance she could 🤣🤣🤣
My favourite insults are "go hug a landmine" and "Stevie Wonder knows its a rug" 🤣🤣
As she should! He deserved it- I notice he never clapped-back!
@@yesterdayitrained well what could he say to those savage insults lol
Every chance!
“Damn that makes the infidelities in our marriage seem less special “ lord that one is pure gold from Dorothy
Lord*
There is no “Dorothy vs Stan” …. Dorothy always knew how to get Stan by the throat. 😂
I think she got him a bit lower down 😂
Dorothy >>>>>>>> Stan
Stan does manage to get a few hits in though.
"I could vomit just looking at you!" 🤣 Seriously, how many times I have wanted to say that to someone!😅
“My feet have wings barf bag” kills me everytime
😂 my favorite
the way looks like they loved each other
LMFAO 😂🤣
The best for me was in The Audit (season 3) where Dorothy says: “I want you to go to jail, and I want a big bald inmate named Bubba to pick you for his girlfriend!”
I was just watching this episode, that’s what made me look up this compilation 😂
That’s funny, reminds me of that one scene in Alice madness returns where Alice told the antagonist, “I’ll see you in charged. In prison, some halfwit bruised will make you his sweetheart and then you’ll hang!”
YOU BOUGHT A CAR WITHOUT TELLING ME?!??
No, I can't. (sees Stan at the doorstep) Yes, I can!
You're probably an authoritarian like bidin.
I love Stan. He was deeply flawed; but, he did show tremendous growth over the course of seven seasons. You could see the sorrow in his face when Dorothy married Lucas; but, you could also see that he loved her enough to know that his time with her was really over.
For sure I love a complex character who develops a lot and becomes a better person
It was touching that, despite their divorce, the two agreed that when it came to their children, they had to work together.
Spoilers
@@ozmond the show is more than 30 years old lol 😂
Props to the guy who played Stan! He managed to make him a very likeable character despite his problems
"At least I'm not bitter." I felt that.
‘But enough about you, Stanley’ lol
‘What kind of a man has so little respect for the institution of marriage that he would cheat a wonderful woman and jump into bed with the first bimbo that comes along?’
I just love Dorothy's look on her face everytime she goes to open the door again after she slams it on Stan's face :D
“I wonder who it could be? It better not be a door to door salesman. (Sees Stan) It’s worse.”
Blanche: Dorothy, your husband is here.
Dorothy: I don't have a husband. Call the police.
Stan: Your ex-husband, Stan.
Dorothy: I'll call the police.
They missed one of the best:
Blanche: Dorothy, your husband's here
Dorothy: I don't have a husband, call the police.
Stan: It's your ex-husband
Dorothy: I'll call the police
That’s my favorite lol 😂
😭😭😭😭😅😅😂😂
That scene is golden 😂
Stan: Dorothy, we've got a stack of papers to go over before the surgery.
Dorothy: Surgery?!
Sophia: Finally going through with that hair transplant.
Stan: Sophia, not everyone know this isn't real. (pointing to his toupee)
Dorothy: Oh please! Stevie Wonder could tell that's a rug!
Stan: Oh, Fine. Fine! Stan Zbornak doesn't need to beg a woman to get into bed. Women come to Me!
Dorothy: Yeah, right after they get the approval numbers on your MasterCard!
Stan: Good Night!
Dorothy: Oh, Shut Up!
😂😂😂
Stan: Where am I suppose to sleep ??
Dorothy: On the floor like any Dog
😂😂😂😂
I LOVED this part .. @ 2:43 stan said what about me babe ...she said "Go hug a landmine" hahahahahah , was the BEST
Stan: Fine. Stan Zbornak doesn't need to beg a woman to get into bed. Women come to me!
Dorothy: Yeah, after they get the approval numbers on your MasterCard!
Stan: Good night.
Dorothy: Oh, shut up!!
Therapist: Stan, ask yourself. Why do you want to be with a woman who clearly doesn't want to be with you?
Dorothy: I think I can answer that, doc. There's no other kind.
😂😂😂
@@ladyfire44😂😂
"Go hug a landmine" 😂😂😂😂
She said on the floor like any dog😂😂Dorothy was epic😂😂
The way she kicked him off the bed was brillant 🤣🤣
@@wickedwitchoftheeast88and brutal😂
she spoke the truth though, bahaha
"Hey, it's me, Stan."😂😂🤣
One of the funniest lines in comedy. An insult is sure to follow.
It's unfortunate that what it makes me think of is, "Hello! Zuko here." Zuko really deserves better than to be associated with Stan in my mind. x'D
@@iprobablyforgotsomething which makes Mai the Dorothy type
“Sure thing sweetheart….my feet have wings Barf Bag.”
That was a classic!!
“You just used up 50 Hail Mary’s on that one.” Lmao! Stan was funny too
“Believe me, there is nothing worst than a PAIN IN THE NECK.”
The crowded didn’t even wait for the door to open before laughing, I heard a few chuckles. As if they KNEW where the phrase “Pain in the neck” was going.~
"I must be psychic."
It's a live audience; they can see what's going to happen.
Rose is my favorite but As I rewatch this show I’m liking Dorothy character a lot. So much range and Bea’s facial expressions and the way she delivers her lines are incredible. 😂 “Go Hug A Landmine” 😂
I'm so using that line 🤣🤣
so sad the last Golden girl died 2
Michelle story
Not too keen on Betty White when I heard what she said about Bea on the day she died. What a vile person.
"My feet have wings, barf bag.." 😄😄😄 That always cracks me up.
Hilarious, this one. One of my favs 😂
😂😂😂
there's nothing worse than a pain in the neck (ding gong, and Stan at the door) I MUST be psychic!
"your wife threw you out?! I had no idea she was that bright..."
I love how Dorothy got Stan twice in that scene: First, with "I had no idea she was so bright". Second, with "That makes all your infidelities with me seem less special". That second zinger was her way of saying, as only Dorothy could: "Stanley, you'll never learn."
The two of them were brilliant together.
"Everything got more expensive since Trueman left office" lol
Someone knocks on door, Dorothy “im sure is no one.” Stan walks in. Dorothy “see what did I tell you” 😂😂
That was brutal 🤣
@@melw3758 yes 😂😂
Dorothy: I'm glad you came to your senses, Rose. There's nothing worse than a pain in the neck.
(Opens the door to see Stan in front of her)
Dorothy: I must be psychic.
@@ladyfire44 😂😂
BUT deep inside she loved him
Nobody slams a door like Beatrice Arthur.
"Oh, enough about you, Stan."
There goes my lungs
I spoke too soon
"I must be psychic!"
Dorothy, my idol, the godmother of sarcasm 🙌🏻🤣🤣🤣
Yes, between Dorothy Zbornak and Maude Findley, Bea Arthur definitely knew how to deliver the zinger. Personally, I would have loved to have seen her do a split screen of the two characters. Oh, how they could have teamed up to put certain people in their place!
They missed one. Stan, you're truly one chromosome away from being a potato. Lololol
" I could vomit just looking at you!" Favorite line, LOL...
“But there are bugs there… and they’ll think Stan is their leader”😭🤣
Rest in peace, Bea Arthur. We will forever miss you and watching you in the Golden Girls brings absolute joy to our hearts.
❤❤❤ it sure does
May she be with Jesus 💕
“Oh it’s so thoughtful of you to bring garbage” 😂
CC from The Nanny and Stan’s entrances were hilariously timed.
AGREE 100%
Can you imagine Dorothy and Niles roasting together Stan and CC?
@@paolaloncar1410 I’d pay good money see that
@@paolaloncar1410 YESSSSSS
@@paolaloncar1410 my gods combined together? My heart would stop!
08:40
"But there are _bugs_ there! And they'll think Stan is their leader."
I AM _DECEASED_ !!! 🤣
5️⃣0️⃣‼️😂👏🎉
bea is so damn hilarious with her delivery of her lines, that's one of my favorites along with her horrified facial expression, bahaha 🤣😂🥰😍
"on the floor like any dog!" lol xD
"Go hug a land mine!"🤣
I love her door slams!!! 😂
"I could vomit just looking at you!"
"Go hug a landmine!"
"Oh, really? Mr. 30 Seconds?!"
Some of my favs!
You never had it, Stan.
I'll call the police.
You are not getting in this bed, Stan.
I must be psychic.
Stan: Hiya sweety pie how you doing?
Dorothy: Fine cupcake thanks for asking *slams door*
Stan: You always could slam a door, that's one of the things I love about you
Dorothy: Haha you flatter me *slams door*
😂😂😂
I can't believe she almost married Stan again
I know right. Thank God she didn't.
Yeah, until she find out that he wanted to give her his money!
@@levifout60882 if he wanted to give her his money he wouldn't have brought up a prenup to her.
The only reason she almost married him was because he started treating her special again, and she still hadn't completely gotten over him.
But deep inside ,she love him
@@SFBenjaminK As the father of their children.
"Oh, so thoughtful of you to bring garbage." 🤣🤣
My VERY favorite " quote " from Stanley and Dorothy is as follows:
Stan: " She's right, Dorothy . . . . . . . . sometimes just lying motionless is the best thing a person can do ! ! ! ! ! ".
Dorothy: " That didn't sound right when you said it on our honeymoon and it doesn't sound right, now ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ".
LMAO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😀😃😄😆😂🤣
I love how she slams the door on Stan and she says she could vomit just looking at him lol
"Well at least I'm not bitter" always kills me😂😂😂
Aside from the marriage thing between them they can have brother and sister relationship.
Roasting each other everytime they see each other.
How she managed to pull off those zingers with a perfectly straight face...! My fave is her dead-pan even expression @ 5:50 as she lays out how Stan let her down, sighs, and then says, "Well, at least I'm not bitter." X'D
"He had to get naked to count to 21"..Dorothy was a genius!
"My feet have wings, barf bag" is my favourite! The sweet way she says it and the little air kiss kill me every time 😂
" Barry was the man I wanted to be my first"
Rose- "First where?"
Dorothy- "On Mars Rose!!" 🤣🤣
The fact the back and forth between Stan and Dorothy makes the whole show better
Even though this show ended before i was even born, it's still one of my most favorite ever. And Dorothy is my idol.
RIP TO ALL OF THEM. NOW THAT Betty joined them.
Literally they are all dead loll
The older I get the more I relate to her.
me 2 , even as a gay guy👍
i was a teenager this sitcom came along on TV back in 85, oHhhh good ole days..
''My Stan and Superman have a lot in common. They're both faster than a speeding bullet!''
Stan: “Well, Dorothy, I’m sorry this couldn’t work out. Thank you for 38 years of love and friendship and memories. I’ll cherish them always.”
Dorothy: “Stan, ciao.”
“Atleast I’m not bitter” - me 100%
The writers were brilliant.
"That was my only proof" 😂
My feet have wings barfbag 🤣🤣
3:55
Stan: Where am I supposed to sleep?
Dorothy: On the floor like any dog.
😂😂😂
the first clip of dorothy immediately closing the door on stan gets me everytime, there’s something about the way Bea performs it that makes it hilarious in a way no one else could
When Dorothy said “it took 3 seconds” or calling Stan “Mr. 30 seconds”, it is evident that Stan is actually an early comer…
Really? It took you that long to figure it out?
@@adamjustadam i figured it out way longer than that. I just need to put it out so other people can understand it
Just like Dorothy to save the best for last!
"But there are bugs there and they think Stan is their leader!"
I hope they’re all in heaven eating cheesecake 🤎
Oh Dorothy... she's amazing
I don’t think she ever stopped loving him, in a frenemy kind of way.
How many doors slammed for Stan ?
38+ years worth of slammed doors? I didn't count.
BUT deep inside she still loved him
@@SFBenjaminK As the father of their children.
@@SFBenjaminK Stalker's thought process...she was repelled by him...except in moments of weakness/bad judgement.
No one had a better timing than Stan.
Dorothy would beg to differ XD
"That didn't sound right when you said it on our honeymoon and it doesn't sound right now "
I laughed so hard when Dorothy kicked Stan off the bed
Dorothy:
"You flatter me."
(DOOR SLAM) 💥🚪
I wish they had kept Stan’s tupee for most of the series! It didn’t look that bad, but I get that Stan was the most honest with Dorothy
The Greatest Show Ever! The man used to have to get naked to count to 21 😂😂
Dorothy: dieting is hard, trust me I know, me and Stan tried sex diet… you substitute food for some sexual activity… …(well, did it work for you?)
Dorothy: I GAIN 18 Lbs!”
😆😂😆🤣
8:01 is a smooth, gentle and absolutely brutal delivery of shade from the undisputed queen of shade.
Their chemistry together is so good.
Stan: Dorothy, try to control yourself, it's been a while and I need some rest.
(Gets kicked off the bed by Dorothy)
Stan: What the hell is that for?!
Dorothy: You're not getting in this bed, Stanley!!!!!
Stan: Then, where am I supposed to sleep?!
Dorothy: On the floor like any dog!!!!
"I could vomit just looking at you." She was fantastic.
I just turned 40 years old a few days ago, I have been watching The Golden Girls for many many years ❤❤❤❤
"You are one chromosome away from being a potato"
Dorothy is a real spitfire as she will not allow Stan to walk all over her ever again.
Something as simple as shutting the door in someone's face shouldn't be this funny, but they got me cracking up every time Dorothy does it
"theres nothing in the world i hate more." "i spoke too soon." One of my favorite lines ever.
"A Maggot Who Made His Living Selling Plastic Dog Doo..."!! What a great punchline!!
There bugs in there and they will think, Stan is their leader.😂😂😂 still my fave.😂😂😂
I love watching all the Dorothy and Stan episodes of “The Golden Girls.”
A personal favorite was when Dorothy threw rice at Stan’s face when he tried to talk to her in I think Season 1, episode 2?
Stan and Dorothy were perfect together 😂
"My feets have wings barf bag"
I- 🛐🛐
I could vomit just looking at you. A very relatable line that everybody feels about somebody.🤣🤣