Deep Thoughts by Zer0 [ All Haikus by Zero - Borderlands 3 ]
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- Опубліковано 27 сер 2024
- All discovered haikus by the stealthiest of assassins, Zer0. If there are any that I missed feel free to drop a comment.
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Borderlands 3 is an action role-playing first-person shooter video game developed by Gearbox Software and published by 2K Games. It is the sequel to 2012's Borderlands 2, and the fourth main entry in the Borderlands series. Borderlands 3 was released on 13 September 2019 for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One. A Google Stadia port has been confirmed for a later release date.
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[ ][ Deep Thoughts by Zer0 [ All Haikus by Zero - Borderlands 3 ]
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[ Outro Music “Honor For All” by John Licht & Daniel Licht ]
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#Boderlands3 #Zero #BL3
So zer0 canonically just says "uh" to pad out haikus. Lol
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Man i love zero
Hes such a fun character
Hope he does not die
did.. did that guy just speak in haiku?
They killed off too many characters already like Roland and Maya they better not kill off more
he's too cool to die
if they ever kill him off
i will hurt Gearbox
@@bluejacob403
Whatchu talking bout?
He was just speaking english,
no poetry here.
@@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast
Your very insane.
Your speaking in some Haiku.
Its very shocking.
Zer0 says he can go back to assassinations
Fans: dont do that....dont give us hope
PLEASE
Those emojis showing up on his mask are so funny. 😂 At least, this Zer0 knows what he's fighting for.
Agreed, he makes emojis look cool. XD
Same here. :)
They are emoticons
"Why does everyone get all weird about my hands?" 😆 Man, I loved the old theory he was an Eridian but now he just seems like he surgically removed his pinkies.
Like in assassin's creed.
His hands dont look like he ever had pinkies to begin with. Definitely not human. Also he is very tall and slim unlike humans we see.
"My reward for you is gonna be long, hard and powerful."
"It's a rocket launcher."
Yes. Innuendo.
I like the theory that zer0 is a genetically modified perfect psycho. He speaks in haiku instead of nonsense like krieg, Maybe he has a voice inside his head too. He also prefers melee like the other psychos.
and maybe he is called Zer0 as he was the prototype for it, which would connect to his letter he got at the end of Sparky Flynt's quest chain with One.
That would work except for the fact we know he was an assassin prior to the events of borderlands 2
one of his bl2 skin is named 'mutant'. he's probably a secret mutant cyborg experiment that escaped from a corporation's lab. might be maliwan. might be others. it's still cryptic.
kukuh iman putra raharja the “mutant” skin is from the side quest referencing the teenage mutant ninja turtles and has the same color scheme from the show
@@Phoenix-wt3tj yeah, that's an obvious reference.
but if we look closely at many of the skin names of bl 2 & bl 1.5 vault hunters, there's a strong relations between these skin names and the personalities of the vault hunters.
for example, gaige has 'its always sunny on pandora' and 'loud and proud', referencing to gaige's happy slightly crazy sweetheart personality that brings joy to both players and fellow vault hunters.
wilhelm has the 'faded hope' skin, referencing to his pessimistic attitude toward his life, due to him being doomed to permanent cyber augmentation addiction to stave off his bone waste illness, which will eventually kill him sooner or later.
so it isn't out of possibility that zero is a mutant cyber ninja, shown by his 4 fingers, super lanky figure, and weird slightly elongated headshape. he's super cryptic about himself though. but we all can agree that zero isn't an extreme antisocial emo assassin, because he loves to say snarky haikutastic remarks and kawaiitastic emoticons.
I love Zer0. He was my first character. I still don’t know why he speaks haiku.
Because it is a challenge.
@@axolotlsgonewild Such a good answer! At first I couldn't understand it. But now I get it all
Badassery
Haikus are a form/ of poetry from Japan/ so are katanas
The missing pinky/ a yakuza punishment/ perhaps he’s Asian?
He just likes them.
Zer0 is basically my main in BL2, just because I like his quotes and it feels satisfying pulling a Crit on the enemy and cloak melee kill.
i like the story of zer0 where he cut off the guys head with a crabfork. just a cool story
Short and sweet just like that guy when zero was done with him
Disgusting comments
Not one cares to replicate
a lovely haiku
Okay Where's yours
You're incognizant
to what's going on here.
That's because you're dumb.
I didn't realise at first
Now I understand
Better now
@@finleynicholas8534
sorry to tell you
five/seven/five is a must
watch the syllables
A lovely haiku
Is not to be disrespected
By random people
Zer0's speech is fucking genius. Able to make him sound funny is even better
i could listen to zer0 all day man XD
Yeah./me too.
I can’t believe it
Rhys has a new voice
A bad decision
Ugh, I know! As well as a god-awful face change.
Did anyone have this reaction to Roland's voice change?
@@connerthewubbzler1062 Roland is a pretty boring voice and character in both games, so I doubt people would notice any changes.
@@oneblacksun I get that, but if you listen to Roland's voice lines in 1 AND in the Demo they did for 2, anyone with a pair of ears and the ability to read could tell that Roland changed drastically.
Like literally in the 1st game
"Wastin' daylight, foo."
2nd game
"Still working on that mission?"
Trust me, if you played 1 then 2, You'd know the difference.
@@connerthewubbzler1062 I couldn't.
9:29 Is such a good voice clip. Man it still sucks just thinking about it.
Facts
Zero’s pretty cool
Hope he’s back in BL4
Good at poetry
He should be a main playable character again
I hope to./zeros my favorite./and he should be a/playable character/again
@@brandonlawrence3850 What are you doing? / That is not how haiku works / Well, Good effort though
@@justsomeguywithaplan971 don't do that. don't give me hope
@@justsomeguywithaplan971 Fax asf
Seriously, this is my favorite borderlands character. I wanna play as him. GIVE HIM TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH OF HIM IN BL2 AND I WANT MORE IN BL3 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DLC:Zer0 gets bored and starts hunting again,but you don't hunt aside him,you hunt as him.
@@cattata01yt56 ZER0 IS GOING TO HAVE A dlc?
Remember that a writer had to write all these haikus
yes.. that's incredible his writer works is amazing.
all his lines are
stupendously clear cut
easy to read
it is inspiring
i'd like to imitate
his haiku style
You have tried your best.
Alas, your meter is off.
Five-seven-five, friend.
Honor for all of the big and the small, well the taller they stand well the harder they fall. Dishonoured a game I always come back.
Random comment, your outdo just reminded me of dishonoured
Me too! Dishonored never gets old after all this time.
Zer0s got a crush
Zer0 was always my favorite, but seeing his funny side in bl3 just made me wanna play 2 again
Zer0 as The Bunker destroyer
Zer0! My main! My assassin (in a good way)!
X2
Zer0 talks too much
no longer man of few words
I blame the writers.
Nooooooo
Who is this stranger?
sophisticated replies
were too much for him
I like to think that its just character progression. Like he went from grim dark who doesent talk alot to a pretty chatty and friendly dude. They still kept his narsism and absolute basassness. The only difference is that he now actually has people to talk to.
Or i could be completely wrong
Who knows with Zer0
A proud wolf defanged
now fetches exposition
like a neutered dog
You may be ignoring
This could be called
Development character
Why am I simping
i like how you added the part where katagawa jr explodes into irrelevance immediately after he makes his intro.
5:33 who was the "she" he was talking about?
Patricia tannis? Apparently she knows about zer0s gender or what they are, but she is too cocoo to actually sell the suit...probably?
I thought about Lorelei. He could cover only her. But I'm glad if it isn't!
He was talking about the female protagonist’s sister in TFTB/Tales From The Borderlands
@@lazercrusher48 Hahaha Sasha? What does she have to do with this?
@@SkarletBloodthirsty she knew of his tech and is sent by Rhys to find her and she is missing in actaction at the moment
And I disappear
A ghost amidst the combat
Preparing to strike
Five, seven, five, remember that okay
So what I’ve learned is
5,7,5 and that’s it
Seems pretty simple
i love the little dnd moment
zero, surprisingly does a lot of dividing, and is a number
Even zero thinks maya deserve better seriously so disapointed bl3 story was could be better
emoticons on fleek
yes I simp over zer0, and what of it?
We can't judge you for that here
Can we talk about the genius of his character introduction pic?
Zero is the best / I knew I made the right choice / in Borderlands 2
bl3 zer0 looks so cool i wish there was third person sword combat
love how awkward he is around lorlei
Well he at least lives up to his introduction caption
6:20 i think he likes herrr
4:05
zer0: i like my jobs (as a corporate wardog)/i miss assassinations (he misses his past cryptier personality)/i could still go back (uh oh, rhys, zer0 is thinking to go rogue, you might want to impress him more with your clumsy mediocrityness).
5:56
zer0: i miss pandora (its desert's brown effect?)/fewer laws, much more murder (red alert rhys, zer0 doesn't like too many laws, you might want to turn him into freelance assassin again?)
Moxxi can go to Hell!
I like Zer0's first costume, by the way!
Combine the 3rd ones suit and the 2nd ones helm,idk how that would look but it sounds neat.
I like zeros old/and new suit.
I really like Zero, one of my favourites, he’s written very well.
At the end, it looked like he had enough of her flirting.
at 10:36 does anyone else reconize that voice? I didnt knew he had a voice roll in the game
Thats penn right
yea penn and teller voice acted for a boss
Desert Bus DLC when?
Zer0’s pretty cool
Robot ninja with a sword
Trope never gets old
Ah, a loveable classic
Zeero is so cute! 🧡🧡🧡🧡
Miss the old zero but this ones ok to
5:34 zer00000, who's that 'she' you refer to? a maliwan tailor that makes assassin suits? your super secret stealth suit maker?
Patricia tannis she knows almost everything about zer0 and she works on his suit
@@kyogre5003 tannis? maybe... but zer0 already have his advanced stealth suit before coming to pandora in borderlands 2.
hopefully in future borderlands contents, we get to know more about zer0 and the rest of bl2 vault hunters. maybe even unmask zer0.
@@kukuhimanputraraharja8084 upgrades probably
Our favorite ninja.
Sure hope they don’t kill him off
in borderlands 4.
Someone will die.
Two characters died in 3rd game.
Possible will be same in 4th, maybe 3 this time.
Each franchise goes more than 1 now.
Rhys looks funky without his stache- I don't like that thought-
A video comes
About our good friend Zer0
Life is very good
He sounds out of breath when talking.
1:31 Is that tina?
Zer0 is playing a game with Tina during this
There is one of them
Where Zer0 messes it up
It is only one
oohh that one..
i swear if zero dies in borderlands 4 (if it comes out) I gonna stop playing the borderlands games, the gearbox have already killed roland and myra.
I fucking love zer0❤❤❤❤❤ he is the second best character, behind tina😂😂😂
So enigmatic. What is their past, and true form? I hope we learn more.
2:54
Can you get rid of weeds mustache
"And he's way obsessed with Rhys" Ok buddy, a creepy guy obsessed with your boyfriend XDD
5:54
Ah yes u remember I maxed out the right tree as i thought guns useless
Boy was I wrong
5:37 ??? what does zero mean??
Who is "she"?. Is no one else wondering this???!?!
Tannis,she knows what Zer0 is,but she wont give it away.
I still do not know
how jacksfilms has not found out
zer0 makes haikus
I always say his haikus in that little tune
Challenge Accepted!!!
Zer0 x Lorlei
Its pretty hard to smile at anything about this game after finishing that pitiful ass stain of a story
Kevin Lucey the main story and antagonists are garbage (we supposed to believe the ”Great Threat” that we will need all the vault hunters we can get, a threat so big that an Eridian showed itself up to warned us about are these two annoying fuckwits?”
Also, out of all the great vault monster, they have to offer to be the ”final of final”, the ”end of the universe”, the monster locked inside THE Great Vault was The Destroyer? The fucking thing we killed back in BL1 with little to no effort (back when Lilith ain't powered up by Eridium yet) and later Handsome Jack plucked it’s eye out to use as a giant death laser?
What a fucking joke. What a fucking let down
@@midouban628 This isn't the great war the seeker was talking about you fucking dumbass.
Siegfrid :O woah boyo, chill on the profanity there are 9 year olds watching/reading
As much as I like Borderlands, I can't be bothered to play the games because of how boring it is!! Good thing I didn't buy this game.
Who's need a Pinky?
Apparently zer0
Ugh my baby
Zer0 vs. Deadpool
He sounds different. His voice, his inflections, personality, it's... Different. A bit disapointing
Well he talks more because Rhys stepped him a bit out into the open
What does Haiku make
Season Reference, Verse Cut
This is a Haikai
Thats the only wholesome part in BL3,the return of a beloved character and the return of the crimson lance,actually,this could have been the main bl3 plot,not that non sense shit those 2 cringe twins.
Why does zero talk about maya so professionally? They were teammates, I expected more emotions
He has to keep up a emotionless personality i am sure he was devastated
@@minecraftawesome4294 that doesn’t mean he has to act so cold in private. Krieg mentions that they were all a family when together
I still think zero is a guy in a suit
What about the ones from borderlands 2?
First! And answer this question. If you’re an anime fan, can you name all the shows you like?
Also, will you play Dragon Ball Fighter Z, please?
Hmm, a few of my favorite anime series are Death Note, the entire first season of One Punch Man, Monster, Mob Psycho 100 just to name a few. There's also a series that I would call my guilty pleasure, that's Jigoku Shojo. There are a couple of series that I'd love to watch but haven't found the time to as of yet, they are Jojo's Bizarre Adventure & My Hero Academia.
Cheng Teoh JJBA. That’s one of my animes too!
@@ChengTeoh skip mha, its the biggest waste of time ever
Dontsayitdontsayitdontsayitdontsayit
hrgngh...
*s q u i s h y b o o b i e s*
',:/ huh?
Gigamind? Arasaka? All in one place? Ok I've been groomed. Lol jk
I would talk like this
I cant do so however
Because im stupid
Zer0 the simp
*no wonder he’s like you*
He sounds like vegeta.
I hate this game for killing Maya--
Zer0 was best in borderlands 2 sounded cooler looked cooler.. just .... cooler
Personally I think they ruined Zer0s character by letting him talk.
Hew was always able to talk?
Nevermind
he always talked lol
The only reason I would play the shitstorm that is BL3 is because Zer0 exists. BL2 was better.
Story? Yes. Gameplay? Not even close, borderland 3 blows it out of the water
Bl3 isn't a shitstorm as you think it is, you guys are literally overreacting as if bl3 was that bad.