Joe Rogan - Most interesting Vampire theory (Part 1)
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2021
- Full episode on Spotify JRE Podcast - #1698 Neill Blomkamp.
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Joe heard "Hyper intelligent Chimpanzee Vampires" and lost his goddamn mind.
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This comment is why i love the internet.
Hahaha🤣
LMFAO
This theory is way too implausible though. Yeah I could see something like that existing but we would’ve caught something like that by now if they don’t follow with our technologies they wouldn’t know how to avoid them if they’re so primal and all that so no, it’s total bullshit. sorry to burst your bubble‘s I wanted it to be real too,.
This guy was 100% The Dungeon Master at his highschool Dungeons and Dragons Game!
“go to the pub”....”get some winches and Alizé”....but that’s not how the game is played, Darrell.
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I am getting hardcore VtM vibes.
It’s a key and peele skit. Look it up if you haven’t seen it. Worth a watch. Funny AF
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Okay. This is an absolute brilliant explanation of fantasy paired with non fiction to make a more believable hybrid genre. I’m incredibly impressed.
I've written something fiction but based on some real things, mostly my adventures in coastal Oregon when I was there for 3 weeks a few summers ago. That style I got originally came from Truman Capote, who is commonly seen to be the originator of many of the modern nonfiction writing genres we see now.
However, he also is seen to be the more modern author who started what most called Autobiographical fiction. Now, I mostly wrote YA/Coming-of-age adventures/action/fantasy/Sci-Fi, but now I write those fiction genres all of them combined AND with some real-world connections. So that even if I have dragons and sorcerers and superpowered individuals and high-tech equipment that can destroy the world, I keep it rather dark but never the same.
I wrote a fantasy book about a vampire who fell for her hunter, yet I completely changed things in the story. To make it unique. Some don't like that drastic of change. It takes time for them to accept that drastic style change within a genre.
I haven’t read the book myself but from what I understand this is just a small part of it. It’s hard sci-fi that has realistic vampires but it’s so far in the future that they are working on space stations along side humans the same way an AI might. Like I said, I haven’t read it yet, but I really want to check it out!
Isn't this just hard sci-fi?
Yes it is
No its bs
This was Joe treating himself. He had so much fun here.
U had so much fun here
This was Joe's ice cream bucket podcast.
I love how there’s like a good 2 minutes of this dude explaining how vampires actually work and then it cuts back to Joe with his eyes popping out his head. Lol the most Joe Rogan video I’ve ever watched and I swear I say that every video
Freaking cracked me up!
Hey thats my xbox avatar
How vampires actually work? Vampires don't "actually"work because they don't "actually" exist.
@@deancj1 that’s the point of their comment
"how vampires actually work"
jfc, how old are you?
everything he said is just combining traits to sound cool. for a movie. you poor baby.
Joe was right about 30 Days of Night. I was so sick of the 'love story' plots in vamp movies, then someone crossed vamps with fucking Jaws, threw them in Alaska for a 30 dark day feeding frenzy in Barrow Alaska during the winter solstice.
"We should've come here years ago....."
-- Lead Vamper
It's crazy but I watched this movie in Point Hope , Alaska and during 30 days of Night they said ..they will go to point hope next ..it hits different..I looked outside and didn't sleep all night..creepy when your isolated in Alaska and realize they could get away with it easily
30 days of Night is one of the most brutal and horrifying horror films of all time! A true nightmare of a film! Super underrated as well, seen it multiple times by now and it's just so good. Also, it's based on a graphic novel from what I read and heard.
I always dug that movie.
Just say you hate women and move on.
Exactly what JR pictures himself as when hunting Elk...
What a vivid imagination. This is an incredible take on vampires.
Especially the part where they lay dormant and come out when the population becomes too much, people have sights of them over the time over thousands of years.....comparing the animals like lions keep the gazelle population down, something must keep us down...
But we do a good job of killing ourselves off unlike lions... Lul
@@holeindanssock156 really looking forward to this film. 👍👍
@@UndrState thank you very much for that. I be reading it.
Van Hellsing ?remake
Lmao they literally say the right angle stuff in Castlevania, where Trevor is like "Yeah this weapon is in the shape of a cross because perfect geometric shapes mess with their eyes, so when I throw it at them it confuses the shit out of them."
netflix?
I loved that show to bits
Yeah but he name-dropped Euclid.. he gets at least 1 Attaboy for that.
Ya great Netflix anime
@@MoejiiOsmanTV Yup, it's great. It's not anime, though.
Me: I need to go to bed.
UA-cam: Joe Rogan - Most interesting Vampire theory
Me: crap...
Facts
so you stayed up scared for hours after this 4 minute video?
*sigh*
*Click*
Currently 2:30am and I’m watching this
me rn 😑
3:10 that was the most stoned response I have ever heard
Waaaaaaaaw
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Spotify will never beat UA-cam audience
Blame UA-cam censorship. I know Joe probably didn't say it publicly (unless I missed it), but I can 1000% guarantee you that it was a huge reason for his leaving. Many channels have. He talks about topics that are big no-no to big daddy douche-bag, that is UA-cam/Google.
@@LilyPedals No one ever actually brings that up-
@@LilyPedals he has mentioned it along the lines, but he was 1) still making a shit load of money, and 2) youtube allowed him to do whatever he wanted, he just wouldn’t be directly monetized _through_ youtube if/when certain topics were discussed or certain guests were on, and I guess also maybe certain words were said lol (curse words mostly, but maybe other words too lol), but obviously still had his own independent sponsors which was making him a killing.
And 3) spotify has already censored him. They brought his entire catalog over from youtube except ‘controversial’ guests, mostly right leaning. Like over 20 episodes missing? So what’s the fucking difference?
UA-cam > spotify, especially for podcasts, in terms of the app/interface/playability/playback/software/etc. But they’re both left leaning liberal silicon valley tech giants. But at least with youtube, all the episodes would be available.
@@dirtydan9941 overreach in power the defenition of leftist smh
@@LilyPedals I can think of $100,000,000 reasons why he left...
Puts a new meaning on sacred geometry.
True.. Very True
omg what a comment
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Facts
more like "scared geometry" amirite?
This is literally the theory they used in Castlevania
You never played castlevania
@@jonathansoko1085I think he meant the show
@@DrHappy-hk4hl irrelevant
@@jonathansoko1085Directly relevant, this is literally quoted in the show.
Neil: “It’s like mixing a serial killer with a particle physicist, like Einstein.”
Joe: “🤤😮💨”
Einstein’s your dad
Didn’t know what to expect when I first watched District 9. Instantly became one of my all time favorite films.
Hello little guy! Its the sweetie man coming!
It was good but nowhere close to even my top 50 movies
@@rickzor2700u filthy prawn
That sounds like a dope movie. Cool theory as well
Be better Then all them super heros and Pc movies
Watch 'The Strain'.
@@jeremijakrstic1968 great series. I watched the show and read the books. I’m going to watch it again during October
@@camrondirossi3249 I can hear your brain mouth breathing through your comment
@@SnailHatan 😂
Not very much of a predator if it’s prey accidentally ends its species with a right angle
I can't think whereabouts this primate would hunt because I assume overlapping tree branches would kind of fuck it up aswell
Lions go after elephants. Elephants can kill a lion. There are many animals that have a fighting chance against the predator but they don't think like we do. We know we have a fighting chance to some things while against a giant cat we know we are lunch meat.
It wasn't done intentionally though. It would have just been an evolutionary mishap that caused its extinction because of an unpredictable change in its environment and the fact it goes dormant for thousands of years at a time, giving its prey time to evolve while it doesn't reproduce at all.
@Ormuz zebras in a herd tend to confuse the lions vision so idk how far fetched it would be granted im on ur side its a bit out there but not out of the realm of possibilities for an organisms brain not to comprehend osmething
Agreed. Fucking ridiculous point to add considering how cool the rest of the story was
Blindsight is a fascinating book. Not only does it dive deep into the first alien contact event, technological advancements, space travel, vampire biology and transhumanism; But it also dives deep into the concept of consciousness and how it relates to biology, and how it may actually be a disadvantage to us humans. So many different ideas that can further be explored and can have their own entire novels -- all packed into one fairly short book.
Who’s the author? I can’t find it
@@thankgodicanrite Peter Watts.
Absolutely based
Is that what he's talking about?
I've read the book twice.
It's amazing.
The "astronauts" explore the alien ship for an extended period. Which causes them to grow tumors. then they have to go back their ship to heal their tumors that grew during the trip. The whole book is wild.
Makes you question the purpose of a cognitive mind.
Totally want to see a vampire movie based on this.
It’s kind of that movie “splice”
2:57 Joe's face killed me 🤣🤣
Castlevania season 4 on netflix mentions this crucifix glitch
I was just about to say this.
The book was written well before the Castlevania anime...which is great BTW. The vampire in the book is a shitload more dangerous than anything previously described.
Just to clarify he's talking about a concept from the Scifi novel 'Blindsight' by Peter Watts, not some original idea of his own as some of you seem to think he is.
Just to clarify he literally says it at the beginning of the video
thanks, the author isn't mentioned in this clip.
Thanks, I was confused as to what the hell they were talking about tbh.. thought it was the movie predator
Peter Watts is a fucking legend
Thanks !!!!!!!!!
Joe's thinking of starting the worlds first Hyper intelligent Chimpanzee Vampire Hockey Team
Viewers: "Psychopathic Particle Physicists don't exist."
Particle Physicist: "..So, you're basically not real."
They probably exist 3% of the male population has ASPD
This is what Jared Leto's autobiography would sound like.
.. ha... i have said for years that he is a vampire... 50 year old white guy, but, can pass for 18....unreal...
Amazing
Hahahaha gold
Yeah man.
What are the Mars Island gatherings if not rounding up the livestock? : P
Just for this representation of vampires, a great story could already be made. But the funny thing is that in the novel they are talking about it is only a part. The main plot raises such an interesting and original idea about aliens and the role of consciousness and intelligence in the cosmos that it will leave you full of existential terror.
Blindsight is a highly recommended novel
How much are you willing to tell me without me having to read it?
@@ETAisNOWnot much appearantly 😂
@@3AM3TH3RNAL yeah it’s been about a year so I guess you’re right
@@ETAisNOW sad :/ wanted a short version too 😂
It’s never too late fellas
I have to say the book is good. I loved the ideas about blindsight and other senses. It actually made me think he was onto some real thing. How do you know danger is coming before it does? Loads of great theories in it.
Blindsight was before it's time in so many ways...
There's a book could u please tell me where I could find it
@@tomgjgj hahahahaha 😂
Who’s the author?
@@thankgodicanrite peter watts
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Trevor Belmont ::: “Vampires are basically an evolved predator species whose eyesight is pretty different to ours. Basically when you hold a big geometric pattern in their field of vision it confuses the shit out of their brains and, you know, makes them panic…”
Did he actually say that in the show??
@@ZigzSniping yeah
@@ZigzSniping yes. And it was gloriously simple and it makes so much sense
@@erickruckenberg8716 - Yes and it's also an obvious tribute to Watts' vampires .
For years I’ve considered Silence of the Lambs to be a covert vampire story.
Clever.
Bruh.
Dude I thought Hannibal from the TV show.
One of the police guards in the elevator asks Clarice Starling "It it true, he's some kind of vampire?"
@@SiLVERSERG lmaooo these ppl r so fucking dumb
If i remember correctly- it has to be "enough" right angles to overload vampire's sight- so it's not like in the woods, where trees are pretty much 90 degrees in relation to earth- or even savanna- where you have pretty much endless sea of grass- which also is 90 degrees in relation to earth. Humans have not only buildings, they have windows, windows frames, doors etc. many overlapping angles at the same time
I guess it is similar to what cats and foxes have in some way- they have vertical pupils- which lets them see prey easier even through the grass, which is natural place of their hunting, and they are at the height, where grass does become an obstruction to sight, and they are ambush predators. But before they attack pupils become dilated, so they can see depth better(note how cats often bump stuff with their noses, when they are close to something- they cannot see well up that close)- so even those predators have certain limitations, even if they excel in different areas(such as nigh vision). It is always a trade off- so i guess a vampiric brain that sees really well and has really advanced calculation ability, which allows the predator to outrun and outsmart the prey by easily guessing next move of normal human, or to detect prey from very far away- when having too much information to process- goes into a shut down. Why angles? I don't think i have enough specialized English words to explain it- but imagine that you have sight almost like a computer, where it hones on some pattern- like move, or heat. In vampire case, i think, it was due to humans walking up right(so- right angle again) vampires probably could detect humans from far away, then invent best course of approach etc. but as soon as you have big cities, with many angles, with many humans in one place- i guess that honing computer is just detecting all at once, too much information at the same time- hence seizures
Or maybe it is simply a defect, that evolution made to actually allow vampires to survive. Evolution is not guided- it is simply what traits are good enough to survive and pass on DNA in given environment. If predator would be too perfect with his hunting skills- he would kill all of his prey in no time, or make it all run away- especially if we are talking humans, which is prey that barely outnumbered vampires in times, when they roamed the Earth naturally, and humans grow to sexual maturity(and hence to time, when they can repopulate) very slowly. Vampires would starve if humans had no refuge. Or vampire, that would be too deadly would attract so much attention, that in the end whole tribes would gang up on him with spears, clubs and bone knives... no matter how fast and smart you are- if enough of them go after you, you are dead. There is something called "good enough" and there is something called "too perfect"
I don't know- it's me just thinking on the fly, but it is fun to me, i'd love to have an discussion on such subject- also, and this is more important to me- this description of vampire is making me think that vampire hunter, who could truly fuck'em up in whatever settings- prehistoric, medieval, dark fantasy(like Legacy of Kain), or even today, modern world- would have to be one badass human
And i would love to play love video game, where you take on creatures, that should outclass you in every aspect, yet the underdog that you ar, you still beating the Hell out of them. Imagine gazelle good enough to take fight to a lion!
When he said he working on a movie for it I thought about Morbius😂
All I know is that '30 Days of Night' scared the living begeebers out of me.
I was terrified for many years, thinking Josh Hartnett would give me a ticket for having spilled oil on my driveway.
"Mr and Ms's Sheriff... Sooo sweet... So helpless for what is coming."
That movie was pure shit lol
@@benius42 Please, Mr movie expert, give us your favorite horror movies.
@@nicholusbaker2830 just saying.. why would the vampires slaughter all their food immediately? When the sun rises on the first day after the long dark winter it literally rises for ten minutes and sets again…not like it just suddenly turns to daylight. So stupid.
That being said… best horror movie of all time…Army of Darkness (Evil Dead trilogy) 😎
Joe in the background: “Oh boy!”
Me: Ok this is gonna be good.
What is the reaction if he hates it?
This theory sounds similar to the history of the book ''The Alchemist'' by Michael Scott from the perspective that humans were able to take over the earth because they discovered something that was dangerous for the previous dominant specie (The immemorials) in the book some of these beings are called Vampires by humans.
I loved all the books Nicholas flamel for the win
Michael Scott from the office wrote a book?!
@@brandonball5971 second best seller after Somehow I manage
Garlic?
So did he wrote the book before of after DunderMifflen?
So that's why vampires don't enter houses uninvited. They see the arch of the door and freak out
Nah, the core of the vampire story is “don’t have sex with strangers”. That’s why one of the elements involves inviting them in.
reminds me of the jeepers creepers monster "Every 23 years for 23 days it gets to eat"
Jesus if Joe reads blindsight this podcast will never be the same, that book fucked me up for years lmao
What is it about?
@@fellowbiodegradablehomosap2871 DMT smoking Chimpanzee's
Hyper intelligent chimpanzee vampires
@@fellowbiodegradablehomosap2871 it's about a man named Siri Keeton, Siri has half a brain and attempts to be a passive observer of humanity's first contact with a terrifying being/spacecraft but he ends up getting put into a situation that is beyond horrifying and the hyper intelligent vampire is honestly the least of his problems for most of the book, the nature and cost of consciousness is a huge theme throughout the vampires are one take but each character has its own approach to understand the terrible place they end up in
damn i need to read this lmao
There is a creature that can only survive feeding off humans.. scientists: “ill take 10! “
The idea was due to how insanely intelligent they were. The revived ones were spliced with human DNA, "bone marrow steeped in the blood of sociopaths and high functioning autists" The basic explanation was the fact that they could hold multiple perspectives compared to a normal human, imagine a necker cube, you can only see the cube in one way at a time depending on how you focus. Ignoring the crucifix glitch essentially vampires would be able to hold and view both perspectives of the cube at the same time which would be absolutely insane as simple of an example. An example of this usefulness was Jukka Sarasti, the vampire in charge of the mission in the book, he coordinates and plans everything the crew does because he basically has a 400+IQ, probably the coolest idea of vampires I've seen to date
Blindsight is a great scifi novel. Vampires existed in the ancient past of humanity but had an aversion to right angles so they could never reach the level of tool use humans did so they eventually went extinct like all the other hominids. In the present of the book, they genetically "resurrect" a vampire to serve as a member of a starship crew for their higher intelligence and analytical ability.
Another great novel with a speculative hominid species is "The Descent". Not to be confused with the shitty movie made based on it, the only similarity is the protagonists are underground and being hunted by a different species of hominid.
I gotta check these out
Who's the author of ? Too many novels have that exact title
The Descent was a decent movie. I've seen hundreds of horror films, analyzed them, written articles and essays, and wanted to specialize in horror as a subset of literature for my degree (went with psychiatry, because I couldn't be another one of _those_ humanity majors but, really wanted to) and against the backdrop of countless other films, it stands up.
Will have to read the book though, was unaware it had a literary basis.
@@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. lol you did horror and psychiatry in uni that's hilarious
@@DC66DC
Can you read English properly? Is it your first language?
The novel is Blindsight by Peter Watts. You can (legally) download the digital version for free, as Watts released it under a creative commons license
Thanks for this. Not sure I'll even read it, but I appreciate the info. And kudos to Watts for releasing it for free.
So, if I've got this correctly- the most advanced Giga-hypernatural being, who can hold multiple consciousnesses at once, extract enzyme from human blood, goes into hibernation for hundreds of years, afraid of right angles?
No not afraid. Would give them seizures because they cannot process so many right angles. Or that was what I interpreted
Yeah this dude knows absolutely nothing. so hilarious watching people who only watch movies and think they understand something about people or nature. they always reveal how stupid they are
@@larat7478 vampires aren't real
@@scottbranham3309 right angles aren’t real.
It wouldn't be afraid of them lol it would just have to avoid directly facing it, and only if it's a perfect cross it needs to be a full intersection with each angle a perfect 90 and the vampire has to be standing at the right angle to observe it
Joe "do you think the vampires might've just done DMT and become totally chill with humans instead?" "Do you think vampires hunted elk too?"
"I wonder who Vampire would pick in a fight between a Gorilla and a bear"
"Do you think he knows some form of advanced jiu jitsu to kill off humans efficiently?"
"For such an advanced being these vampires would definitely be into stand up comedy joking about how easy it is to hunt humans"
"I bet they are super jacked like a chimpanzee on steroids"
"Do they like elk meat just as much as human blood? I am certain its what that keeps them jacked like a chimpanzee"
"They are probably hybernating in an isolation tank after eating a whole bag of shrooms meditating and perfecting their hunting tactics"
"I think my friend, Joey, might be a vampire now - one of my good friends, Joey Diaz. Do you know Joey? No? You don't know Joey Diaz? You have to meet him, I'll introduce you. Funniest guy on the planet. Oh my god, he's a murderer; the man's an assassin. This guy kills on-stage. Anyway, he knocks on my front door at home the other day, and when I answer it, he asks to come in. He never asks. No, when I say he never asks to come in, I'm telling you: HE NEVER ASKS. Joey never asks to come in. So anyway - and this is really freaky - Joey knocks, and I answer the door, and he's like, 'Hey, BLOODSUCKA, can I come in?' Which is weird, right? Isn't that, like, a vampire thing, where they have to get your permission to enter your home? Jamie, do you know? I read that somewhere. I think I did. I don't know, don't listen to me. I'm an idiot. Listen to the experts. I'm just a dumb ape who does dirty comedy. Forget anything I say."
"Jamie, see if you can pull up the video of the vampire chick sucking on that porn star's neck. It's not real - at least, I don't think it's real; I think it's from a music video, but it's pretty interesting. It might be real. You never know."
"I bet those Neanderthal vampires didn't even need to take vitamins - they definitely should have - but they probably got all of those good nutrients and prohormones, and probiotics, antioxidants - all that good stuff - straight from human blood."
"Were vampires hunting humans down in the old days? I think it's entirely possible."
"Everybody always gives Alex such a hard time, but he's got a good heart. You know? He's got a really good heart - he's such a sweet guy, the sweetest; he's just a big teddy bear. And if what you say is true, he was probably right about Hilary being an interdimensional vampire."
@@TheOnlyUA-camViewer ".....woah."
@@in_vas_por8810
"'In Vas Por'? That's a spell from Ultima Online, right? Earth Elemental, I think. Earthquake? Lex thinks it's Earthquake. Tim thinks it's Earthquake too. Maybe it's Earthquake. Earthquake or Earth Elemental, one of those. They were both 8th circle. I never played UO - they called it 'UO' back then. DMX played UO. No, he did. He really did. Jamie, see if you can pull up that interview from the late '90s where DMX says he plays Ultima Online. I played Quake. You ever play Quake? Oh my godddd, so addictive. I had to quit. It was consuming my life. It was so addictive. Ok, here it is, Jamie has it. See? He did play UO. Who would ever think that guy - DMX of all people - played Ultima Online. Isn't that crazy? That's nuts. Yeah, so when I was on News Radio, I did nothing but play Quake. Huh, Quake and Earthquake. Maybe there's a bit in that. Anyway, I was spending $10,000/month for them to run a T-1 line up to my house. T-1 lines weren't that expensive? Eric thinks T-1 lines weren't that expensive. Maybe it was a T-3. Yeah, you're right, it was. It was a T-3 line. There was a railgun, you could shoot people with a railgun. I was in a clan. A clan's a group of people who play Quake together. We all had different nicknames. Mine was Primate. I had to quit though. It was way too addictive. Video games are dangerous. I love them, I really do, but they can ruin your life."
@@TheOnlyUA-camViewer "I wonder if the DMT elves knew about Ultima Online when it was more popular? Maybe they secretly had characters? I mean how could you ever know for sure you weren't playing with a few DMT elves if you can't tell whos controlling the characters? Jamie pull up Ultima Online DMT Elves... just type in "DMT, elves, Ultima Online, UO, players, and it might pop up..."
😂😂😂
Neil Blomkamp is great! This would be a fantastic concept in his hands! Go for it, man.
Vampires still exist!! They are now refeferred to as Congress.
Influencers
The elite
I feel like this should have been part 2.. with part one being the lead up for some context,
We’ll thank god they didn’t do that
But then it would make sense. We can't have that.
I always say 30 days of night is one of, if not the best vampire movie made. But this idea sounds amazing, very cool concept!
I heard a vampire joke somewhere on UA-cam (I don’t remember where). It reads:
“What do you call a vampire in a suit?”
“Just a politician.”
I enjoy this joke even more than most because I really hate career politicians, not people who win office for 1 or 2 terms. I’m talking about the men and women who have been in law-making power for most of their adult lives but get very little done, along with having other people and/or corporations lining their pockets!
jon, do you have autism
That sounds dope. Completely original take on vamps. I hope it comes to fruition
they’re called CEO’s
@@sinyud Well done. Took me a minute
Idk. It sounds like Jeepers Creepers to me lol
@@OhHellNahh just because of the hibernation part😂
@@wifi6598 pretty much I heard the rest and it was different but it sounds like jeepers creepers came from this. They hibernate for a long time that they eventually become a myth. They’re way stronger than us. They hunt us cause we’re weaker. Their senses are a lot stronger
Its kinda like karens today. Couple hundred years from now after parents stop naming kids karen they will be in a mythology book with the most ignorant definition
This is a good point lol
Shutup karen
My grandmother's name is Karen. I never knew why she had always been a bitch. I finally now know, it's cuz of her name!😮
You know, a Karen Vampire comedy satire could work - they rise up every 100 years to cull the population by getting them arrested for menial annoyances.
Nah they're more akin to BLM protesters and American left wingers
Never thought I’d hear anyone on this show talk about Blindsight. Amazing book.
Since Hollywood seems to be stuck in a never ending loop of regurgitating old movies over and over, it is nice to finally hear a semi-unique take on vampire lore. I hope they do bring this concept to the big screen (but not get too lost in trying to over explain the details).
Hell, I wanna see this movie.
Ya dood I bet u would 😆
The title already made me realize what they were gonna talk about, such a great story (both Blindsight and the short story).
Joe's face at 2:57 was me during this whole clip
2:56 Joe's face 👌
I love well made vampire movies. This has me pumped.
This would explain that “Uncanny Valley” effect
Same thought
Wow that's a really good hypothesis I hope that guy reads your comment because if they're making a movie about it. Uncanny valley effect should definitely play a role in it. S*** it should be the name of the movie LOL
Rogan is 5'5
@@pplett8238 The Uncanny Valley
@@thehappytitan3157 yes sir!
2:55 - I did not expect that reaction. I lost it for a moment.
This is so interesting especially when he ended with “our natural predator has been absent ”
Our natural predator is ourselves. For most of human history the global population was less than a billion. It's only in the last 3 centuries that it suddenly exploded so high and its because civilisations became more tamed and more countries started living in peace as opposed to constant war
Vampires are our natural predator
@@sleeper9638 NO ! No, we are NOT !!
@@jms0313 Indeed that ARE and then some !!
these guys would love World of Darkness and Shadowrun
Love the clan novels
@@abramlittle7102 can you recomend one? I have read a few but was unimpressed to be blunt
Shadowrun is that IP that never got the love it deserved. Maybe it was too 90s aesthetic to work, but it had a lot of cool stuff
it's popular today man@@donkeysaurusrex7881
When teachers try to act like your life will depend on geometry one day
reminds me of when they said in twilight that vampires couldve easily evolved alongside humans as its natural predator
I can't believe this was 2 years ago. It felt like it was a few months ago when i was listening to this episode. It's such an interesting premise for a vampire movie that i still think about it from time to time.
What episode is it?
There's a Freemason I used to tell stories and he says that vampires and werewolves are real and the Freemasons actually have a werewolf under lock and key
Bullshit you read that on 4chan X board
Everything is Real, Demons, Aliens it all exists somewhere in this vast universe
@@slickjackal5817 Dragons?
@@frenchfry4017 komodo dragons
@@slickjackal5817 Demons? We made those up.
Literally the plot of Jeepers Creepers
@@fu6223 start watching at 1:45.. that’s what the beast in jeepers creepers was doing.
@@fu6223 Besides Jeepers only ate once a month, hardly population control
Every time a director or actor except Tarantino goes on Rogan they always have a movie coming out that's going to bomb and bomb hard.
Also vampires being real would explain the unexplainable “spontaneous combustion “ wouldn’t it …
Just a vampire caught in daylight
Can you send me some links from these combustions
@@johnnyboy3843 hey man, I’d say just have a search on UA-cam, only been like 200 cases or so throughout history but it’s creepy.
People just turned into ash in their chair with their boots untouched and the chair having no damage…
Disagree because some people just caught fire in their homes
@@mikemata623 your house not got windows like mate?
Now thats a wild subject
Sounds like a well-developed premise for more "Twilight" fanfiction
Please no
Lol why would u say this ??
@@cavemanlovesmoke4394 Because it is both excruciatingly elaborate and irredeemably silly.
@@markallen2984 it's definitely not elaborate...yet. A single piece of scene nay take 15-20 pages just describing the environment, and the guy narrated basically the structure of the world in his script.
More like a different version of jeepers creepers
Great theory with the right angles.
Dumbest shit I've herd, right angles defeated them absolutely ridiculous idea.
@@mattygee37 It's still fiction broski. Besides, we don't know enough about to human brain to say that it couldn't. People forge fake memories, see beings and entities that aren't there etc who's to say in this world that the brain of these hyper intelligent vampires don't function very differently to ours
1:46 - this guy describing Pennywise 😂
Imagine running into someone in public that could be something that you can only imagine
@@MLGTrueIncarnate Show me.
Blindsight had several good ideas in it, great book
The closest picture to described is TV series called 'The Strain'. It had massive potential despite being underfunded. Still, they slaughtered it prematurely.
Sad but true. I was really disappointed by the ending
Really loved the idea of the show but the last season seemed rushed.
When Sir Francis Drake sailed for the Caribbean he first had to make a stop off on the West Coast of Africa for supplies as the Spanish and the Portuguese where hostile states. When he arrived in Africa it was his first time visiting and the local king requested him to visit, he asked Drake if he and his men would help him defeat one of his enemies another king who he was about to go to war with. He said that Drake could keep any captured people as slaves with the idea they would be able to sell the slaves when they arrived in the Caribbean for supplies so Drake agreed. When the battle commenced Drake noted 'the kings men where so savage they where eating wounded people alive while the battle was still raging'
Blindsight is a great Novel. Highly recommend.
Brian lumley is the vampire godfather of fiction that nobody seems to know about.
Me me. What is Necroscope for the win Alex.
Seems like if the vamps are so smart they could solve their right angle problem.
Lol. True that.
Right?
You'd have to first be aware of the problem. Traditionally vampires are solitary predators. As such it's not something that you would encounter until it was happening to you. By then it's too late.
@@skeletor4062 Good thing they’re hyper intelligent giving them the capacity for presumably more awareness than humans in which they would be “more intelligent” than.
It’s illogical to think something more intelligent isn’t aware of everything something less intelligent is.
@@Rykojames Presumably you and I are more intelligent than fish, but if we'd never experienced water before in our lives drowning might be something a lot easier to do upon our first encounter with it.
This alone could be a trailer. what an epic engaging flow of a fed up new vampire perspective
2:56 omfg i almost choked laughing so hard
This theory is cool, but it has a few massive holes. Not all humans live in cities.
Man made right angles aren't only in cities.
Lol, virtually every man made structure contains right angles. He just said they couldn't live anywhere humans lived for that reason. It has nothing to do with cities, per se.
I was also thinking that there are areas on Earth where right angles can just naturally happen. It would be a rare occasion seeing that while hunting a human, provided they needed to hunt at all. -shrug-
I feel like yall getting caught up in the same place
Bro log cabins in the middle of fuckin nowhere have right angles on them 99.999999% of the time
Right angles absolutely exists in nature, pyrite forms right angles.
Peter Watts was talking about intersecting right angles in his book.
and how the fuck do you suppose a vampire would run into a pyrite deposit
As I watched the video, my Windows ‘Welcome’ screen was displaying a natural rock formation with some right angled cleavages for lack of a better term.
That and tall tree trunks against the horizon screams right angles.
So this was actually done in the 80s. Fevre Dream by George RR Martin. Except crosses and silver don’t hurt the vampires, that’s a myth spread by them to make us more vulnerable when we try to fight them since crosses aren’t really weapons and weapons made of silver easily break.
that audio bar had me checking my cables for 20 minutes
it got so evolved it could not reach its own food source any more? yep, that sounds like a movie idea alright!
Joe Rogan - "That's Crazy man. Have you ever tried DMT?"
Boring
Awesome!! I also love his reaction of a super species of human walking amongst us! 0:57
Hahaha
Thats what vampires are really afraid of
This podcast was insanely awesome
Am I insanely awaome
Suspension of disbelief ruined by that volume bar
I love the theory. “We are a pest and our natural predators have been absent”.
You and every other self loathing soy "humans are a disease :'(" "we are the cancer of the world we need to be wiped out! :'(" get fucked lol
@@bledstepelin4650 Yeah it's pathetic, if they truly believed we are over populating and killing the planet, they should off themselves and their families and friends first 🤣
That explains a lot things
We killed all our natural predators, that's why it's only us out here.
these predators are still here...the government
Every kid who sat through 7th grade geometry almost died from right angles, too.
I’m just super evolved guys
I was on the edge of my seat hearing him explain this! Make the movie!
This is basically the plot to Jeepers Creepers.
It'd be tight to tie that into the Missing 411 concept
Would he ever get David on Missing 411 is crazy 😳
I know this just got my mind going with that myself. The vast majority of his stories are of people out in the wilderness or national parks away from people which leads perfectly into this guys no angles in right nature theory, which i swear ive heard one time before but i cant remember when and i still am not sure if its true. Im trying to think of examples but i cant think of any and theres gotta be 1 or 2. But anyway yeah then these alleged vampires would in fact live off in the wilderness (were they to be real and not myth) and national parks if this whole no right angle thing in nature thing turns out to be mostly true. lol
@@mynamemyname7990 The angle thing is mostly true, but there are several exceptions (e.g. cubic minerals and columnar basalt), so it would still fit.
@@russellst.martin4255 oh ok thats cool. I know he said their vision is different but id be assuming also they dont see on a molecular level as well but who knows this is vampire space theory we're talking about over here, shit
@@mynamemyname7990 Haha for sure
He's pretty much describing what our AI overlords will behave like in the Singularity.
Except they will never hibernate or sleep and their thoughts will be 10,000 times faster than a human thought.
Every iteration of themselves they create will also be exponentially more intelligent and advanced.
The book goes deep into that in a few different ways, especially the overlord aspect lol
That cut to Joe at 2:56 is FUCKING gold.
2:57 Joe's face 🤣
Brilliant!
Joe has a Spotify deal, yet we still see him on UA-cam.
Thought I finally found a Rogan comment section without someone still talking about Spotify and UA-cam
@@UrGirlsTurdCutterChurnedButter think again
@@UrGirlsTurdCutterChurnedButter People are butt hurt because Joe moved to spotify and I don't understand why.
Did you guys know he went to Spotify, got a bunch of money, moved to Texas, changed his studio and now everybody hates him? Just checking.
I see him more here
That was actually INCREDIBLE
Neil Blomkamp would be the perfect writer and director for a film based on the Kandahar Giant story.