I'm Not Crying - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

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  • @Sephiralen
    @Sephiralen 14 років тому +257

    "How come we've reached this fork in the road
    And yet it cuts like a knife"
    Actually a reeaally good line haha

    • @quantumblip4715
      @quantumblip4715 5 років тому +4

      Yep

    • @acasualbeancan246
      @acasualbeancan246 4 роки тому +4

      Sephiralen That line was masterful.

    • @drcmac
      @drcmac 2 роки тому +4

      🔹️ Yes, very descriptive & well thought out. It requires excellent lateral thinking skills to come up with these ideas for song lyrics.

    • @Iggonic
      @Iggonic 2 роки тому +2

      Agreed

  • @liamrokocoko
    @liamrokocoko 13 років тому +97

    "You can't break my heart, it's liquid
    It melted when I met you" brilliant!!!

    • @nijnij3988
      @nijnij3988 Рік тому +3

      You're not the only one who likes it. Love those little impressed noises Jermaine makes after saying that line 😅

  • @zagorith14
    @zagorith14 4 роки тому +258

    "What I really want is an Australian." Ouch

  • @RainDrops12113
    @RainDrops12113 13 років тому +89

    Sometimes...I listen to this song and laugh my face off
    Sometimes...I listen to this song and cry like a baby
    Only a really great song can do that.

  • @MrSimilee
    @MrSimilee 3 роки тому +82

    This is one of the best written songs of all time. Period. I had the privilege of seeing these guys live at Forest Hills a few years ago, it was everything I expected and more.

  • @DerekWiedenheft
    @DerekWiedenheft 8 років тому +59

    One of the best shows of all time in my opinion

  • @Mimuxuu
    @Mimuxuu 8 років тому +129

    I looked someone elses playlist for Empowering Break-Up songs and this song was in it hahahaha

  • @trollthis
    @trollthis 14 років тому +31

    I love how deep they actually go with their songs even through comedy relief its quite refreshing i mean if i had to be told i was dying, i would love flight of the conchords to tell me i think it would be more uplifting

  • @lilyallen6331
    @lilyallen6331 8 років тому +106

    This makes my first heartbreak a little less painful

  • @booksRmylife1042
    @booksRmylife1042 14 років тому +23

    "I'm not crying… It's just raining… On my face!" Haha, I love that :P

  • @thisisdoza
    @thisisdoza 13 років тому +18

    Theres just a little bit of dust in my eye, from the path that you made wheny ou said your goodbyes. im not crying cuz you wont be here to hold my hand, for your information theres an inflamation in my tear gland! im not upset because you left me this waaay, my eyes are just a little sweaty tday...pure class!

  • @sarahamilton275
    @sarahamilton275 3 роки тому +53

    Every time I make lasagna this song plays over and over in my head…

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 2 роки тому

      Same. Mixed with Jemaine's bit about making a nutritious meal in "tears of a rapper" 😁

    • @wseam1
      @wseam1 Рік тому +2

      For one…

  • @LastFirstism
    @LastFirstism 11 років тому +13

    "How come we've reached this fork in the road and yet it cuts like a knife?" Possibly my favorite FOTC line ever, ROFL.

  • @medievalknievelC001
    @medievalknievelC001 12 років тому +16

    "How come we reached this fork in the road, but it cuts like a knife?" Wow, I've been listening for weeks, and I just now got this. Brilliant line!

  • @tolgaavcu1382
    @tolgaavcu1382 3 роки тому +5

    creating funny, meaningful and sad lyrics in a 3 minutes song is the real talent. not to mention the good melody.

  • @dumaass
    @dumaass Рік тому +8

    I always watch this video when I'm not crying. So good.

  • @johnskrip7174
    @johnskrip7174 10 місяців тому +1

    Listened to this a billion times, can’t scroll past without listening to it. Not when “For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland” is here waiting for me.

  • @horseyhead2
    @horseyhead2 12 років тому +14

    This song was the funniest bit in the film "The Pirates." Hilarious!

  • @TheLight_247
    @TheLight_247 10 років тому +65

    I'm not, weeping cuz you won't be here to hold my hand
    For your information, theres an inflammation in my tear gland.. Genius! LOL!!

  • @ikybaiiki
    @ikybaiiki 7 років тому +20

    heard this on Pirates movie those lasagne lyrics had me cracking up 😂

  • @warnation101
    @warnation101 14 років тому +9

    This is my most favorite song from them.

  • @sarahl9398
    @sarahl9398 4 роки тому +8

    So I grew up in this very neighborhood their show is shot at, even this scene is a mere few blocks from my place. It's incredibly nostalgic watching this and I always regret being away for college during the filming of this show 😭

  • @JimHisself
    @JimHisself 14 років тому +4

    this song speaks to my soul, not unlike every FOTC song ever in every universe ever

  • @wjeiv
    @wjeiv 11 років тому +7

    I love the tribute to Godley & Creme's "Cry" at 2:37!!

  • @tinntinnamp
    @tinntinnamp 9 років тому +45

    Haha.. Iv'e seen this so many times and just realized the girls said what she really wanted was an Australian. I am dying! I love New Zealand accent.. my favorite. Did y'all know that Murry plays on the one of the new X File episodes? It's hilarious, he is an alien who turns into a human.

    • @ciderfan823
      @ciderfan823 3 роки тому +1

      She goes on to say "maybe you know some", as though he could introduce her to an Australian (or multiple Aussies).

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger 2 роки тому

      Something tells me he's had this exact conversation. I have had it many times just no australia part lol

  • @Lizziegal1
    @Lizziegal1 12 років тому +7

    That bit about her looking for an Australian made me lol so much! I don't think many people hear it though

  • @angelareyes1920
    @angelareyes1920 8 років тому +12

    love the lyrics...perfect for broken heart!

  • @trishaaafishaaa
    @trishaaafishaaa 6 років тому +7

    This is the laugh/happiness I really needed and I thank you deeply for putting a smile on my face. And hey, I bet that lasagna for 1 was the best one it tha beats ,(

  • @lune78
    @lune78 3 роки тому +6

    So brilliant, like everything they do. Love the reference to Cry by Godley & Creme.

    • @u1zha
      @u1zha 4 дні тому

      Dunno how/where you find it to be a reference. Just listened to that song... It's just that the word "cry" is in both

  • @maryragavelas9961
    @maryragavelas9961 8 років тому +17

    2:50 favourite part

  • @potatostew9030
    @potatostew9030 4 роки тому +5

    I first heard this song in the move Pirates and it's been a meme in my family ever since. Lmao 😂

  • @chennsx
    @chennsx 11 років тому +13

    Pirates - band of misfits brought me here lol
    my eyes are just a little sweaty today

  • @Yongelo591
    @Yongelo591 3 місяці тому

    Was watching "Howard's purple crayon" last night,and had to come back to flight of the conchords. Used to love this drama.

  • @TamikaTaylor-rl1im
    @TamikaTaylor-rl1im 2 місяці тому

    Noooo, i’m not crying lol, i am laughing sooo hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣… these are not tears of sadness but of joy lol❤love you guys, you are super funny!🙈🙊🙉❤️‼️

  • @marlesimms
    @marlesimms 9 місяців тому

    I love at 0:55 where Jemaine has started the music video and she's still there in the background like, "hey I thought we were talking here"

  • @cynthiarowley719
    @cynthiarowley719 Рік тому +1

    Sad and beautiful song! A real masterpiece, gentlemen. 🎉

  • @Neverendingriver
    @Neverendingriver 14 років тому +4

    The first time I heard this song I just got home from the hospital for stitches and I was on Lortab for pain. I BURST INTO TEARS WHEN I HEARD THIS SONG. xD

  • @irlKimiko
    @irlKimiko 14 років тому +1

    The end cracks me up every time.

  • @AyngeMackay
    @AyngeMackay 11 років тому +8

    I'll hold you, Jemaine!

  • @NotAurichu
    @NotAurichu 10 років тому +17

    Why walrus whyyyyy Two-faced DX My feelsssss

  • @TheBluzguy
    @TheBluzguy 10 років тому +1

    FOTC's finest. We miss these guys.

  • @ArcadeFL
    @ArcadeFL 14 років тому +25

    These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
    I've just been cutting onions
    I'm making a lasagna
    my favorite part xD they act like they are serious lol ... i love it :D

    • @bbqiwuvu
      @bbqiwuvu 2 роки тому +3

      (whispers) for one

  • @ravefacekidd
    @ravefacekidd 15 років тому +6

    There's a fork in the road
    and yet it cuts like a knife.
    :D
    my favorite part is the lasagna part!

  • @agentorange81
    @agentorange81 Рік тому +1

    I'm not crying shaney ! Your the ones crying!

  • @MrJeeOHH9
    @MrJeeOHH9 8 років тому +7

    the best video on utube

  • @surendra011000
    @surendra011000 11 років тому +1

    so beautiful!! true feelings in song!! loved it!!

  • @babyinblack
    @babyinblack 16 років тому +1

    my fave part:
    these aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy, i'm just laughing!!
    Ha.. ha ha ha... haa! lol.
    And you can't break this heart, it's LIQUID! It melted when I met YOU! lol good one Jemaine :P.
    I love this song soo much because it's so heartfelt and funny at the same time :D.
    Love the closeups too

  • @chrisjanwust
    @chrisjanwust 4 роки тому +3

    The "NO DUMPING" sign in the background

  • @AiraLovella
    @AiraLovella 3 роки тому +3

    When you’ve been crying and just really needed the perfect song for the moment.

  • @Geraldeeen
    @Geraldeeen 15 років тому +20

    I believe this to be the most amazing song EVER

  • @AliceandGabby
    @AliceandGabby 15 років тому +1

    This song made me cry... with laughter XD
    "Ive been cutting onions I'm making a lasagne for one"

  • @LassieRF
    @LassieRF 13 років тому +2

    @MissFioredipesco What an ultimate hero your english teacher was last year!

  • @aherdofsheep
    @aherdofsheep 8 років тому +8

    im crying right now

  • @mehwhyausername1
    @mehwhyausername1 6 років тому +5

    FotC seriously has some strange fascination for cutlery utensils

  • @baldeepssidhu
    @baldeepssidhu 12 років тому +1

    this song is stuck in my head from last whole week... How come we've reached this fork in the road, And yet it cuts like a knife! no, i am not crying...

  • @SultanaBranWthBanana
    @SultanaBranWthBanana 12 років тому +1

    Such an awesome movie....:D

  • @DavidMcBrien
    @DavidMcBrien 14 років тому +1

    I like the bit "How come we've reached this fork in the road and yet it cuts like a Knife!"

  • @aliceeex
    @aliceeex 6 років тому

    This video made my 2018 100000x better

  • @XneonpussyX
    @XneonpussyX 14 років тому +1

    awww:( when i saw bret crying i wanted to give hima big old hug

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 2 роки тому +5

    I'm still quoting "I'm making a lasagna... _For one_ ..." years later.

  • @MissFioredipesco
    @MissFioredipesco 13 років тому +1

    @LassieRF u got that right! Best american language teacher in Venice!! :)

  • @tEeNuIsFyNsT
    @tEeNuIsFyNsT 14 років тому

    dahaha that's the worst thing you could say to a kiwi that you were looking for an aussie insted!! hahahaha

  • @gibson724
    @gibson724 15 років тому

    o man i was singing this song all day had to hear again. funny stuff

  • @aracelypalacios4995
    @aracelypalacios4995 Рік тому +1

    Simplemente una obra maestra 🥺

  • @pierrex3226
    @pierrex3226 3 місяці тому

    This woman is stunning

  • @LilPinkFuzzyMonster
    @LilPinkFuzzyMonster 14 років тому

    ive always had a crush on these guys :3

  • @Linnel98
    @Linnel98 12 років тому

    This is one of the funniest things i have seen.

  • @aliciacrusdal2177
    @aliciacrusdal2177 Рік тому +1

    I'm not crying

  • @XG-13
    @XG-13 7 років тому +13

    at the end it sounds like Jermaine is gonna start singing moonman

    • @mikespadafora4993
      @mikespadafora4993 3 роки тому

      Goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee moon man!

  • @puddlofpee
    @puddlofpee 15 років тому

    omg..this is a good song

  • @hengedhymeith2589
    @hengedhymeith2589 6 років тому +1

    Masterpiece

  • @gracee118
    @gracee118 13 років тому

    fotc at it again!! too good

  • @MissFioredipesco
    @MissFioredipesco 13 років тому +1

    ooh myyy when our english teacher made us watch this ep last year the whole class was crying indeed..beacuse of the laughters! LOL

  • @montzemoyeda2576
    @montzemoyeda2576 11 років тому +1

    best guys ever!

  • @felicitassa
    @felicitassa 5 років тому +3

    "I'm not cryingggggg" just dyingggggg cuz i got dumped on Christmas eve eve.😭

  • @MegaLegoboy6
    @MegaLegoboy6 14 років тому

    i love this song!!

  • @MartinWAMPAllen
    @MartinWAMPAllen 13 років тому

    How come we've reached this for in the road and yet it cuts like a knife....... lyrical fucking gold

  • @SnowWings3000
    @SnowWings3000 12 років тому +2

    The lasagna part always gets to me..

  • @TheDevilishangel123
    @TheDevilishangel123 10 років тому +45

    TWO FACED, WHY???!!

    • @DaglessMc
      @DaglessMc 10 років тому +7

      Armin Arlert walrus mmmmmmmmmmm

  • @PeteyLoops320
    @PeteyLoops320 14 років тому +1

    one time when i was watching this my 5 yr old brother acually started crying and i just laughed in his face it was halarious

  • @beetosbeef
    @beetosbeef 9 років тому +9

    Kinda funny, I love this program and I'm 11.

  • @CroakerX
    @CroakerX 15 років тому

    Yeah, thats amazing!

  • @SethyBouy
    @SethyBouy 13 років тому +1

    9 people have solid hearts

  • @12rosiecheeks
    @12rosiecheeks 12 років тому

    They're so wonderful! The best is 1:23 - 1:49

  • @thewholesomegrail6722
    @thewholesomegrail6722 4 роки тому +1

    They’re tears of joy, im just laughing ha... ha ha..... (ha) 😭

  • @mrpatriots43
    @mrpatriots43 14 років тому

    have you ever seen any of these two ever smile?!?!?!?!

  • @pibomarco
    @pibomarco 11 років тому +2

    You can't break my heart, it's liquid
    It melted when I met you

  • @alexhamilton8585
    @alexhamilton8585 12 років тому +1

    I quote this song a lot. because i'm not crying. really, i swear.

  • @quantumblip4715
    @quantumblip4715 5 років тому

    I'm not crying...I've just...been listening to Flight of the Conchords...ha ha...HA HA...HA!

  • @AlexO-sx6ff
    @AlexO-sx6ff 7 років тому +2

    A lasagna for one. Story of my life.

  • @justinhardt1
    @justinhardt1 14 років тому

    @mrpatriots43 Good point.. throughout all the episodes and songs they NEVER smile or laugh.. crazy

  • @KoolIsKeith
    @KoolIsKeith 14 років тому

    This song actually made me cry, haha.

  • @rebecaalves3280
    @rebecaalves3280 Рік тому +1

    "You look kinda cute when i was drunk" ouch

  • @wendelkin
    @wendelkin 14 років тому +2

    I will always be a Jemainiac. Makes me laugh so hard!

  • @rays2794
    @rays2794 2 роки тому

    This is top 40 stuff, with a snicker 😂

  • @shellyreynolds8948
    @shellyreynolds8948 7 років тому

    LMAO maybe what I really want is an Australian, maybe you guy's know some!!! Freaking HILARIOUS!!!

  • @thewholesomegrail6722
    @thewholesomegrail6722 4 роки тому +1

    And if I am crying, it’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine who is dying. That’s right, dying 😭

  • @OzzyCoop
    @OzzyCoop 3 місяці тому

    "Making a lasagna for one" really stuck a chord with me.

  • @MisteryTrackers
    @MisteryTrackers 12 років тому

    I'm not crying, it's just been raining..... * Thinking for a moment * On my face.... xD

  • @GretaThanos
    @GretaThanos 9 місяців тому +1

    Can we all admit that if a girl broke up with you and you just turned around and broke into song… that’s pretty gangster.