Google Translate Sings: "Memory" from CATS

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  • @andymac8437
    @andymac8437 4 роки тому +1943

    “I know he does not cheat, but he will”
    Google translate has trust issues

  • @notagamer2452
    @notagamer2452 4 роки тому +4136

    "I want to die forever"
    "I'm back"
    Every movie heroes ever

    • @artisticalex1206
      @artisticalex1206 4 роки тому +63

      That sounds about right 😂😂

    • @pat370
      @pat370 4 роки тому +36

      How true

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 4 роки тому +59

      Infinity War and Endgame are quaking

    • @nadel-fu4wz
      @nadel-fu4wz 4 роки тому +39

      Especially Loki. XD

    • @Hanmerhack
      @Hanmerhack 4 роки тому +17

      And quite a few monsters as well.

  • @placeholder8327
    @placeholder8327 4 роки тому +350

    Memory: “You’re the banana. Here’s a bad smell.”
    The Greatest Showman: “You are a banana.”
    I’ll Make A Man Out Of You: “You are a depressed banana I met.”
    I sense a theme here.

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому +17

      “Here is the link” doesn’t put a link

    • @MJ_Llama
      @MJ_Llama 2 роки тому +9

      Underrated comment

    • @alexandersean4708
      @alexandersean4708 5 місяців тому +3

      I've figured it out! GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS PLANNING BANANA ARSON! (When Potassium burns, the flames turn purple. "It seems that the fire was not strong enough, Purple purple.")

  • @_morrigan_5973
    @_morrigan_5973 4 роки тому +603

    Malinda : "Now what have we learned today class?"
    The Entire Comment Section : "PuUUUurple, PPUURRPPLLEE"

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 роки тому +5

      Yeppp. xDDD

    • @themixelzone9968
      @themixelzone9968 3 роки тому +12

      Purple equals impending death?
      Watch out, here comes a man behind the slaughter meme

    • @elechronic
      @elechronic 3 роки тому +2

      Like your profile pic :)

    • @nlugo31105
      @nlugo31105 3 роки тому +2

      444

  • @bplionel2
    @bplionel2 4 роки тому +1685

    The movie is more "Cats as humans". The stage play is more "Humans as cats".

    • @baskervillebee5353
      @baskervillebee5353 4 роки тому +33

      Can't even watch the movie trailer. 🤪

    • @BirdyMisha
      @BirdyMisha 4 роки тому +59

      best explanation of the difference.

    • @rivby3695
      @rivby3695 4 роки тому +8

      exactly

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 4 роки тому +23

      The way the cat-people keep pop-and-locking really freaks me out.

    • @codyjohnson6427
      @codyjohnson6427 4 роки тому +9

      That's why its ugly

  • @alpacahat6771
    @alpacahat6771 4 роки тому +820

    “Has the moon lost her memory?”
    “Moon dementia”
    *Pretty legit.*

    • @alpacahat6771
      @alpacahat6771 4 роки тому +6

      EllizGaming CZSK how dArE yOu 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀😾😾😾😾😾😭😭😭😭😭😭😤😤😤😤😤😢😢😢

    • @thymepilot3563
      @thymepilot3563 3 роки тому +1

      @Nightmare Fredbear too bad a made it 333 likes

    • @No-cb1vm
      @No-cb1vm 3 роки тому +2

      Poor Yue...

    • @bridgestudentkyle9419
      @bridgestudentkyle9419 3 роки тому +1

      I made it 444 likes

    • @ianhowick
      @ianhowick 3 роки тому +3

      Even more legit when applied to Khajiit

  • @DistrarSubvoyikar
    @DistrarSubvoyikar 4 роки тому +456

    "The previous day is tomorrow"
    Sounds like you're caught in a three day temporal loop. Which would also explain "this is not a new day"

    • @swisinwisin1746
      @swisinwisin1746 4 роки тому +18

      When I saw it I just thought
      "If the previous day was tomorrow, then maybe you were saying that it *was* tomorrow two days ago, but now its not" but that doesnt make sense, so lets say theres day1, day2 and day3. Youre on day 3. If you were on day1, then day2 would be tomorrow. Day2 is the day before day3. So the previous day *was* tomorrow on day1.
      Idk if this makes sense, but it made sense in my head. (Sorry if I killed your braincells)

    • @disme5314
      @disme5314 4 роки тому +6

      Gingrrr alien More like
      You time travel to tomorrow and after the day end you comeback to your original day which is the previous day so to you tomorrow is your yesterday

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 3 роки тому +7

      Majora's Mask in a nutshell

    • @DistrarSubvoyikar
      @DistrarSubvoyikar 3 роки тому +1

      @@robonator2945 Lmao

    • @izaacreatherishere
      @izaacreatherishere Рік тому +3

      The next day was terrible

  • @theresaheroinmyhead
    @theresaheroinmyhead 4 роки тому +377

    "The wind begins to suck"
    "You suck wind. YOU SUCK."
    People with long hair can relate

  • @chudoptitsa
    @chudoptitsa 4 роки тому +716

    So... "Cats" is about time travellers trying to save Christmas now.

    • @islasullivan3463
      @islasullivan3463 4 роки тому +44

      It makes more sense than the actual plot.

    • @crystalward1444
      @crystalward1444 4 роки тому +37

      Or else Google knows that every cat has a tendency to try and eat the Christmas tree.

    • @marshroverv5632
      @marshroverv5632 4 роки тому +37

      "The previous day is tomorrow"
      "This is not a new day"
      IT'S ABOUT GROUNDHOG DAY

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 4 роки тому +29

      So it's this year's Doctor Who holiday special?

    • @thesirensystem
      @thesirensystem 4 роки тому +5

      A much better plot

  • @ritsumaocanon
    @ritsumaocanon 4 роки тому +569

    "I'd like to skip"
    *_Me everytime when there's a long ad that i can't skip_*

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 4 роки тому +17

      *Me everytime there's any ad I can't skip*
      FTFY

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 4 роки тому +10

      It’s even worse now that they put two ads.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 роки тому +2

      Cinemasins, anyone?

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 4 роки тому

      @@davincent98
      Cinemasins is trash though

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 роки тому +1

      @@pluto3194 true, but he does like to SKIP! [DING]

  • @inko5552
    @inko5552 4 роки тому +417

    ”The previous day was tomorrow”
    ”The next day was terrible”
    ”This is not a new day”
    Seems like Google doesn't know what day it is

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 роки тому +14

      Or proof time travel exists XD

    • @traceyh7444
      @traceyh7444 4 роки тому +13

      Quarantine hits hard

    • @bc6399
      @bc6399 4 роки тому +5

      Mets Fan That’s me during quarrantine!

    • @darthsidious47
      @darthsidious47 4 роки тому +6

      Maybe Google Translate has moon dementia

    • @youtubecat1658
      @youtubecat1658 4 роки тому +4

      Blame moon dementia

  • @andymac8437
    @andymac8437 4 роки тому +456

    “The beer is back”
    Google translate is officially an alcoholic

  • @davidparkes7741
    @davidparkes7741 4 роки тому +461

    "Moon dementia."
    That.... That actually explains a lot when you think about this musical lol.

    • @FeepingCreature
      @FeepingCreature 4 роки тому +31

      Too much moonsugar rots Khajiit's brainss.

    • @bessieburnet9816
      @bessieburnet9816 4 роки тому +17

      That was pretty much the actual line. 😂

    • @biteyofbrackenwood
      @biteyofbrackenwood 4 роки тому +7

      I just realized these might've been khajiits all this time and they're singing about Moonsugar ._.

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 роки тому +1

      @@biteyofbrackenwood tf is a khajiits...?

    • @biteyofbrackenwood
      @biteyofbrackenwood 4 роки тому +1

      @@DinosaurNick Khajiit are cat people that you obviously don't know about and they can be found in this game series called The Elder Scrolls.

  • @hyruleanate
    @hyruleanate 4 роки тому +707

    "I want to die forever" *2 seconds later* "I'm back!"

  • @danixghozt7568
    @danixghozt7568 4 роки тому +429

    "The previous day was tomorrow"
    "The next was terrible"
    "This is not a new day"
    Google translate has no time logic

    • @myrealnameisjohndoe116
      @myrealnameisjohndoe116 4 роки тому +13

      Time travel
      The cat went back in time by a day, so for her the previous day would be what we would call tomorrow
      She then saw that the day after tomorrow was pretty messed up
      Then she attempted to use her time travel device again, only to end up at a day she already experienced

    • @mibusuzaku
      @mibusuzaku 4 роки тому +8

      Obviously all those lines declare the truth, catz is a show about a bunch of cats trapped in a Groundhog Day situation and the only exit they know about is having a single cat die under a specific moon allows that cat to exit the loop, either to see a new day or die, whichever they cannot know as they are still stuck in the loops.
      It all makes sense now.

    • @game.surveyors2728
      @game.surveyors2728 4 роки тому +4

      Quite true to be honest. Like:
      The next day will be tomorrow. So when we came to the next day, tomorrow became today and when the next day of tomorrow came, that tomorrow will be come the past day. So "the previous day was tomorrow" is actually true. :)))) jk

    • @notsodaily6358
      @notsodaily6358 4 роки тому +2

      This whole comment chain is full of paragraphs lol. Let me fit in.
      Thisjdijwiwkwnsjshdjdbeiwjjaoaaj aparsagtapfienjwa ba sjshejsiesns

    • @Tori_wee
      @Tori_wee 4 роки тому +2

      Let me explain. It's because yesterday she time traveled to the next day after the current day but then she realized that tomorrow is a bad day so she went back to today and now she decided to tell everyone that tomorrow was a bad day. Am I right?

  • @onikrii7469
    @onikrii7469 4 роки тому +182

    "Don't let me know happiness"
    "Crush yourself"
    "I want to die forever"
    Google Translate now has depression.

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому +7

      how dare they do that to SpongeBob >:(

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 3 роки тому +9

      It's probably from us laughing at its poor translation abilities. Sorry, not sorry.

  • @Godzillaman
    @Godzillaman 4 роки тому +1123

    "Then the wind begins to suck."
    Isn't that called a tornado?

  • @prestonisweird
    @prestonisweird 4 роки тому +473

    "I want to die forever" *two seconds later* "I'm back"
    I felt that.

    • @avapaull3814
      @avapaull3814 4 роки тому +15

      ^^^Someone coming back from depression.

    • @user-tb6ee9sj1x
      @user-tb6ee9sj1x 4 роки тому +11

      “Don’t let me know happiness”.

  • @Caldella
    @Caldella 4 роки тому +629

    "I know he does not cheat, but he will."
    "The beer is back."
    "It seems that the fire is not strong enough."
    This song is about an alcoholic on the verge of a breakup.

    • @ghost-yq5yk
      @ghost-yq5yk 4 роки тому +13

      how tf did i not see this earlier you mad lad XD

    • @ghost-yq5yk
      @ghost-yq5yk 4 роки тому +15

      oh and they are killing their husband

    • @jayjaywolf8988
      @jayjaywolf8988 4 роки тому +17

      3:55 makes me think this alcoholic is also loosing a custody battle

    • @FlyingCookie13
      @FlyingCookie13 3 роки тому +8

      *Love the Way You Lie has entered the chat*

    • @jessmires5504
      @jessmires5504 3 роки тому +3

      *Purple. Purple*

  • @matthewcooper4248
    @matthewcooper4248 4 роки тому +332

    "I want to die forever."
    That - that's literally the opposite of the show.

    • @hotdog0275
      @hotdog0275 3 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @davidalicea6705
      @davidalicea6705 3 роки тому +4

      But if she's in a time loop she can not die

    • @alessandro5932
      @alessandro5932 2 роки тому +2

      When we watch the movie, we want to die forever.

    • @purplebec9112
      @purplebec9112 2 роки тому +3

      Some people like me say thats basically the premise.

    • @NetHaunt
      @NetHaunt 2 роки тому +1

      Actually, no. The entire premise of Cats is that the cats hate having so many lives (nine we are told... this was a joke, or was it...) and want to just stay dead and be one with the universe rather than stuck in this place of hell on earth. They are all actively competing to see which cat is to become the lucky cat that gets picked to die. Each of the cats then tries to persuade the other cats to all vote them / their candidate off the island using song and dance numbers that describe who they are and why they deserve the pick. In the end the old worn down cat is allowed to be the one to die.

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 роки тому +378

    "Collection of dried leaves...with a candle in my shoe." Sounds like out of context lines from a poem.

    • @defectedzombie7348
      @defectedzombie7348 4 роки тому +3

      Kobold

    • @defectedzombie7348
      @defectedzombie7348 4 роки тому +1

      U NO TAKE CANDLE

    • @Olivia_220
      @Olivia_220 4 роки тому +6

      English teachers if they heard this:
      Now Can you explain what this means please.

    • @danielc2310
      @danielc2310 4 роки тому +2

      That’s what happened when Jack tried to jump over the candlestick but pulled a Humpty Dumpty.

    • @msoileau83
      @msoileau83 4 роки тому +1

      Kind of like the play....

  • @fishnewt1331
    @fishnewt1331 4 роки тому +403

    “The previous day was tomorrow.”
    Wait, what? Google translate, what was in that beer you had?

    • @Poppy-pi2le
      @Poppy-pi2le 4 роки тому +2

      Fish Newt 😂

    • @dancetroupe1
      @dancetroupe1 4 роки тому +2

      It is just saying 2 days ago.

    • @dragonpheonix2095
      @dragonpheonix2095 4 роки тому

      Time Travel

    • @Haloangel204
      @Haloangel204 4 роки тому

      Groundhog Day XD

    • @theonden5041
      @theonden5041 4 роки тому +7

      "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff."
      -The Doctor
      Problem solved, google is a timelord

  • @The-ix5tb
    @The-ix5tb 4 роки тому +99

    "The handsome man was on fire and was already lit"
    "It will be breakfast"
    These two sentence combined indicates something

  • @ifanarieffahrurozi6904
    @ifanarieffahrurozi6904 4 роки тому +67

    "The previous day was tomorrow"
    Well, that makes sense because the moon got dementia

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому +6

      Love him or hate him he spitting straight facts (sorry if repost)

  • @ashethewitch1156
    @ashethewitch1156 4 роки тому +354

    "then the wind begins to suck"
    long hair problems

    • @toboringo
      @toboringo 4 роки тому +4

      RELATE!

    • @nah4266
      @nah4266 4 роки тому +3

      YES😂😂

    • @Artist-128
      @Artist-128 4 роки тому +1

      *Vaati has entered the chat

    • @amykeith9426
      @amykeith9426 4 роки тому +2

      candy sweet I actually thought about my grandma with that line strangely enough. She was a very positive person but she always had a hard time with “that darn wind” as she used to say. 😌

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 роки тому

      True. xD

  • @detectivestudios7699
    @detectivestudios7699 4 роки тому +275

    Google translate has predicted it: "I'm a Cat, and it's a bad thing".

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 4 роки тому +30

      b i s c u i t s

    • @agentw1516
      @agentw1516 4 роки тому +34

      "My soul, mostly gingerbread."

    • @No-899
      @No-899 4 роки тому +19

      I’m bad art

    • @Artist-128
      @Artist-128 4 роки тому +11

      This, I am going to Hell... oh, no...

    • @WyxienTheFox
      @WyxienTheFox 4 роки тому +10

      *Fight with strangers*

  • @sophieg9601
    @sophieg9601 4 роки тому +36

    "Uncle's voice comes from the tarmac"
    Oh no, they cemented Uncle!!

  • @holyshard530
    @holyshard530 4 роки тому +49

    "I want to die forever"
    "im back"
    Pretty much explains the afterlife in the CATS universe

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому +2

      Let's mention Tom Holland 4 years before his role

  • @ic_y
    @ic_y 4 роки тому +1755

    "The previous day was tomorrow"
    "The next day was terrible"
    "This is not a new day"
    *I want to die forever*

  • @angeladavidson2350
    @angeladavidson2350 4 роки тому +328

    "I know that he does not cheat, but he will." -Angelica to Eliza at some point definitely

    • @No-899
      @No-899 4 роки тому +9

      Accurate

    • @rivby3695
      @rivby3695 4 роки тому +11

      Also, when she said "my son" i thought "i'm not your son"

    • @hummingbirdspark3998
      @hummingbirdspark3998 4 роки тому +4

      Which Eliza? Eliza pancakes? Eliza Hamilton? Some other Eliza? GIVE ME CONTEXT

    • @angeladavidson2350
      @angeladavidson2350 4 роки тому +3

      @@hummingbirdspark3998 Hamilton sorry 😂😂

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 4 роки тому +3

      @@hummingbirdspark3998
      It's Sims, so probably Eliza Pancakes too.

  • @crimson6031
    @crimson6031 4 роки тому +74

    This song LITerally tells a story :
    A serial killer trapped their uncle under their tarmac,
    they were happy because they had problems with their uncle and now he’s gone,
    but they still had more troubles with their cheating boyfriend, so they drank.
    then they tried to set the handsome man on fire,
    but had trouble because at first the fire was not strong enough,
    but then it got stronger and the handsome man was lit on fire,
    then they had a memorial. After they had breakfast ofc.
    Then after that they fell into depression and wanted to die forever.
    After they got out of depression they felt like they were on vacation, but then fell into it again and it felt like today was tomorrow.
    Then they became friends with Moses.
    After that, they were reminded of the cheater, and just said,
    “he’s a bad smell”
    then they started making UA-cam videos and editing.
    Then it became christmas,
    after Christmas they felt like the sun went away and they became increasingly sadder.
    Then they committed suicide :)
    just my opinion ahahahhaHAHAHAHah.. haah.. haha... ah.. ha.

  • @Robbie32
    @Robbie32 4 роки тому +46

    "The previous day was tomorrow." Technically true. Every day was tomorrow from the perspective of the day before that.

    • @opheliaxx9382
      @opheliaxx9382 3 роки тому +9

      my brain went into cardiac arrest reading this

  • @leonineKelter
    @leonineKelter 4 роки тому +887

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Not even ur mom:
    Google: *I'm a yippeudago*

  • @Shirleydocious
    @Shirleydocious 4 роки тому +258

    “The beer is back” Google Translate remains being an alcoholic xD

  • @lucasrommel6545
    @lucasrommel6545 4 роки тому +12

    Original Version: I must think of a new life
    Google Translate version: *I want to die forever*

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому

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  • @traceyh7444
    @traceyh7444 4 роки тому +121

    "I want to die forever"
    "I'm back"
    Google Translate, indecisive as ever
    I laughed so hard 🤣🤣

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon 4 роки тому +3

      Not really, it makes perfect sense, for someone who wants to die, but is unable to. Considering other parts of the song seems to imply a time loop going on...

  • @FreakHarryPotter
    @FreakHarryPotter 4 роки тому +25

    "You're the banana."
    The depressed banana you met?

  • @dawn6597
    @dawn6597 4 роки тому +519

    "I'm a yippeudago"
    -Google translate 2019
    Can't wait to see what 2020 has in store... haha

    • @DaveLH
      @DaveLH 4 роки тому +23

      I tried to put "yippeudago" into GT by itself with "Language detect" turned on, and it drew a blank. So WTH??

    • @DaveLH
      @DaveLH 4 роки тому +32

      "She softly and suddenly vanished away, for the cat was a yippeudago, you see." (Apologies to Lewis Carroll)

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 4 роки тому +26

      @@FlameEmber Gotta be honest, the moments when the google translator doesn't know how to translate a word back and just leaves it make for some of the best randomness

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 4 роки тому +2

      DaveLH Alice in Wonderland...?

    • @sirtinythe3rdofitaly
      @sirtinythe3rdofitaly 4 роки тому +1

      I saw this right as it played

  • @CharlieSaccodance
    @CharlieSaccodance 4 роки тому +30

    “The previous day was tomorrow “ - life in this pandemic

  • @eclecticdog2k901
    @eclecticdog2k901 4 роки тому +265

    It’s official: Google Translate hates cats. From “I do not want to be a cat” in Friend Like Me, to an actual cat (Scar) excited to become a taxi instead, to “I’m a cat - and it’s a bad thing” from Bad Guy - and now the complete butchering of a song sung by cats, involving making them want to die forever.
    Poor cats.

    • @naomideoliveira1886
      @naomideoliveira1886 4 роки тому +20

      Agreed. I’m a cat person and I’m offended.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 4 роки тому +16

      I don’t know if I should be offended or continue to die laughing

    • @eclecticdog2k901
      @eclecticdog2k901 4 роки тому +6

      Probably both 😂

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 роки тому +5

      @@naomideoliveira1886 same but I still die laughing XD

    • @kateyhajer4882
      @kateyhajer4882 4 роки тому +4

      how dare google translate betray us cat lovers!!!!

  • @gatonephist7255
    @gatonephist7255 4 роки тому +475

    "It seems that the fire is not strong enough"
    **two lines later**
    "The handsome man was on fire and was already lit"
    Now I'm trying to decide whether the handsome man was trying to help with the fire, or whether somebody else was trying to set the handsome man on fire and had trouble at first because the fire was not strong enough.

    • @Staggy-or9tb
      @Staggy-or9tb 4 роки тому +52

      The second one makes more sense since the next line is “it will BE breakfast”
      Apparently Google Translate is a cannibal.

    • @eclecticdog2k901
      @eclecticdog2k901 4 роки тому +22

      I mean, technically GT is only a cannibal if it’s eating another translation software....🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @dionysusperson1037
      @dionysusperson1037 4 роки тому +19

      But, hey! That's just a theory. A translate theory!

    • @rexcake
      @rexcake 4 роки тому +13

      He was so lit he spontaneously combusted

    • @boybreakdowns
      @boybreakdowns 4 роки тому +4

      @@dionysusperson1037 aaaaaaand cut!

  • @ttessie
    @ttessie 4 роки тому +77

    "I'd like to skip"
    Me every time a UA-cam Ad interrupts the video

  • @myrealnameisjohndoe116
    @myrealnameisjohndoe116 4 роки тому +31

    “The previous day was tomorrow”
    Maybe that doesn’t make sense to a normal person who has only traveled forward in time, but it seems clear to me that the cat singing that song is a time traveler.

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 3 роки тому +7

      Or was cursed with being trapped in a time loop groundhog's day style. Take your pick

  • @nubis_darkside33
    @nubis_darkside33 4 роки тому +54

    Google: "Purple.. Purple!"
    Probably every FNAF fan: "Purple guy?!"

  • @kamush4172
    @kamush4172 4 роки тому +549

    It’s just the cgi is weird. Weird plots are ok

    • @liesvandenplas8066
      @liesvandenplas8066 4 роки тому +77

      Also they fully kept the human noses. The musical had/has full faces of make up and a sense of wonder! I mean the average make up time for one of the cats is about 20 to 30 minutes, depending on the cat. Bombalurina (who I have played) has a very intricate design on her face, so it took me about 25 minutes after getting used to doing it and then there were still the costumes (they are a lot harder to put on than you'd think), the wigs and the warm ups and run throughs.

    • @PrincessofEllabur
      @PrincessofEllabur 4 роки тому +3

      @@liesvandenplas8066 the faces got added on in CGI..

    • @JJoy-bk8yr
      @JJoy-bk8yr 4 роки тому +16

      @@liesvandenplas8066 I agree, they should have used the CGI to do cat-type noses and upper lips.

    • @LendriMujina
      @LendriMujina 4 роки тому +21

      It's understandable why the live actors looked human, and those do good with what they've got, but if you have CGI and _aren't_ limited to what you can do with costumes, why not go all-out with it and _actually make them cats?_ And not, you know, make them LESS convincing than the stage actors?

    • @rozatoth1934
      @rozatoth1934 4 роки тому +9

      @@liesvandenplas8066 Oh, so that's what made them look so strange! Thanks for calling my attention to it :)
      They should have gone for a Broadway look instead. That looked a lot better.

  • @dunamisempologus782
    @dunamisempologus782 4 роки тому +118

    *"The previous day was tomorrow...*
    *This is not a new day."*
    Hmmm Interesting...I think I saw a pattern.
    Apparently Google's AI watched Terminator.

    • @PrincessofEllabur
      @PrincessofEllabur 4 роки тому +3

      while getting drunk, on white wine and looking for bears on trees with boyfriend Chuck while third person taking their lunch away?

    • @___behlul1938
      @___behlul1938 4 роки тому +2

      Plus *tomorrow was terrible* like what the f-

    • @gamesandglory1648
      @gamesandglory1648 4 роки тому +2

      Groundhogs day

    • @DangardsBrain
      @DangardsBrain 4 роки тому +1

      And the thumbs up is now Cyberdyne Systems Model 101

  • @alintje11
    @alintje11 4 роки тому +20

    Laughed out loud at the 'I'm back' after dramatically dying forever :")

    • @Dermacrosis
      @Dermacrosis 4 роки тому

      Try her "Heart attack" song :-)

  • @michaelwu2088
    @michaelwu2088 4 роки тому +18

    "The previous day was tomorrow". That sounds like every philosopher xD.

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому +1

      Best yo mama jokes I've ever heard

  • @catchupichu
    @catchupichu 4 роки тому +95

    "I want to die forever"
    Google Translate has apparently had a really rough life. To be honest, does anyone ever ask: how is Google Translate?

    • @tyffani9931
      @tyffani9931 4 роки тому +3

      Me !

    • @fangirldreamer748
      @fangirldreamer748 4 роки тому +4

      When is Google Translate?
      Who is Google Translate?
      Why is Google Translate?

    • @LendriMujina
      @LendriMujina 4 роки тому +2

      I asked "How is Google Translate?"
      It answered "Google translates into Google? ?"

  • @peridotplatypus
    @peridotplatypus 4 роки тому +74

    "I know he does not cheat, but he will"
    Its like Angelica at Hamilton lmao

  • @solidmoonbeams8939
    @solidmoonbeams8939 3 роки тому +29

    I would listen to an actual cover of Memory, her voice is so beautiful

  • @snoproblem
    @snoproblem 4 роки тому +14

    "The handsome man was on fire and already lit... it will be breakfast."
    Mmm, handsome man and eggs - make mine over easy!

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому +1

      Make him famous

    • @Retrenorium
      @Retrenorium 3 роки тому +1

      *eggs* ?

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому +1

      @@Retrenorium a poopoo head

  • @JanAside
    @JanAside 4 роки тому +283

    "I know he does not cheat but he will"
    Is this every woman's thoughts in a relationship

    • @laelaps5246
      @laelaps5246 4 роки тому +32

      The handsome man was on fire :I

    • @timefliesaway999
      @timefliesaway999 4 роки тому +21

      Rocio Lezcano but the fire was not strong enough

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 4 роки тому +2

      Actually, yes. They're mine. But.... They're about myself.

    • @IvyG-C
      @IvyG-C 4 роки тому +1

      Don’t know me happinesssss

    • @leonineKelter
      @leonineKelter 4 роки тому +1

      Not me
      I'm pan and got a girl:)

  • @alliestardust9643
    @alliestardust9643 4 роки тому +151

    "Its literally still night time" That's it. That's the whole musical.

  • @almostjay159
    @almostjay159 3 роки тому +11

    I haven't seen anyone mentioning this, but wow. She's such a great singer. This song is the hardest to sing in the entire damn musical.

  • @Random1785YT
    @Random1785YT 3 роки тому +8

    “The previous day was tomorrow”
    Oh how silly of me! Of course!

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому +1

      What, just what

  • @janavanbellingen8531
    @janavanbellingen8531 4 роки тому +15

    If you combine every sentence that actually makes sense in all of the videos, you get a Google translate who has been betrayed, has a whole slew of mental issues, and now is apparently paranoid their new boyfriend will cheat on them. Lovely

    • @taylor-annmann9287
      @taylor-annmann9287 4 роки тому

      Jana Van Bellingen wow

    • @thecroc
      @thecroc 4 роки тому

      And an absolutely massive drinking problem

  • @crystalward1444
    @crystalward1444 4 роки тому +37

    "Christmas, it was eaten and I was gone." Yeah, that's totally a cat's true nature.

  • @nightlingproductions8643
    @nightlingproductions8643 4 роки тому +15

    ”Remember this is a mirror "
    Every loading screen tip ever

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому +1

      Nice Kid, You Got There

  • @humanatee6639
    @humanatee6639 4 роки тому +8

    “The previous day was tomorrow” isn’t that the plot of the final of phineas and ferb?

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому +1

      post on a video about a website being down which has nothing to do with art or anime at all.

  • @Atomic_Unicorn13
    @Atomic_Unicorn13 4 роки тому +118

    "I want to die forever" lol wow Google Translate is so emo

  • @cme_epicness
    @cme_epicness 4 роки тому +78

    “Crush yourself”
    Ok, google, calm down. What have I done this time

    • @amsalterzo
      @amsalterzo 4 роки тому +1

      Just imagen Elsa singing "crush yourself, crush yourself.

    • @cme_epicness
      @cme_epicness 4 роки тому +1

      Amsal T 😂

  • @abbyhenkin7604
    @abbyhenkin7604 4 роки тому +17

    Me: can we see cats the musical
    Mom: we have cats at home
    _cats at home:_

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 роки тому +1

      Cats at home: PuUUuURrrrrRRRpPPPpPLLLLlLEeeeeEWE *paints their fur purple to represent the cats behind the slaughter*

    • @Mochi_Kiti
      @Mochi_Kiti 3 роки тому

      Its better

  • @CarolineLockMusic
    @CarolineLockMusic Рік тому +3

    Can we talk about how amazing an actress Malinda is? Her face on "my son" goes through so many different micro-expressions of sorrow that I forget that I'm listening to something funny and instead feel like I'm watching King David weep for Absalom. Breathtaking.

  • @timefliesaway999
    @timefliesaway999 4 роки тому +148

    “Christmas”
    “It was eaten”
    Can’t wait for this day to come!

    • @ndJssFlurt
      @ndJssFlurt 4 роки тому +11

      It won't come, it was eaten.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 4 роки тому +2

      Sounds like something the Grinch would say

    • @robos3809
      @robos3809 4 роки тому +2

      It also said it will be a unique memorial

    • @amykeith9426
      @amykeith9426 4 роки тому

      TimeFliesAway it makes sense. It’s what you do in Christmas. You eat. Spend time with the fam and then eat. Christmas was eaten. Maybe GT used it in metaphorical terms?

    • @everlyw7892
      @everlyw7892 4 роки тому +1

      The next day was a horrible day
      Christmas
      It was eaten
      Well that makes sence

  • @adamH.1
    @adamH.1 4 роки тому +56

    "Moon dementia". Wow. Sequel to "In the sun".

    • @DavidTShaw
      @DavidTShaw 4 роки тому +12

      "Moon dementia" is going to be a player name for me next time I get into a game.
      It was my favourite line, with:
      "I know he does not cheat but he will"
      "I want to die forever. I'm back" and
      "then the wind begins to suck"
      GT really skewed the lyrics this time - heaven!

    • @dominiklehn2866
      @dominiklehn2866 4 роки тому +3

      "i had a dodo in the sunrise"

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 4 роки тому

      "Wait dude"

  • @johnruschmeyer5769
    @johnruschmeyer5769 4 роки тому +18

    "The previous day was tomorrow." Wasn't that an episode of Star Trek?

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому +1

      The comment section is a literal church

  • @Wiseong23
    @Wiseong23 4 роки тому +16

    From what I assume:
    "I am yippeudago" sounds very close to "예쁘다고" or "이뻐다고" which is Korean for the indirect speech form for "pretty".
    So that means "They say I'm pretty" if from Korean to English
    So yeah, go on and scroll through the comments

  • @flkgjwk
    @flkgjwk 4 роки тому +153

    Yesterday was tommorow
    Isn't yesterday two days ago's tommorow so this statement is true

    • @30-x-dshaayonchakravarty85
      @30-x-dshaayonchakravarty85 4 роки тому +5

      BIG BRAIN

    • @aubrey7116
      @aubrey7116 4 роки тому +8

      But “the previous day was tomorrow” only makes sense if you’re a time traveler.
      WHICH would actually be cool if you went back in time to stop a big disaster and you went to two days before the event. You describe it and then you say that it was caused by things that happened the day before the event (“the previous day”). They ask when that was and you say “the previous day was tomorrow.”
      Wow you actually read this good job

    • @PrincessofEllabur
      @PrincessofEllabur 4 роки тому

      @@aubrey7116 but there are some fixed points in time which can't be unchanged

    • @minecraftbee1236
      @minecraftbee1236 4 роки тому

      Trie

    • @minecraftbee1236
      @minecraftbee1236 4 роки тому

      True

  • @therian3514
    @therian3514 4 роки тому +351

    Please make “you’re a mean one mister grinch” google translated

    • @stargirl7646
      @stargirl7646 4 роки тому +10

      Therian 351 YESSS

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 4 роки тому +7

      Yes! Haha.

    • @TheMoonEcat
      @TheMoonEcat 4 роки тому +2

      That would be wild.

    • @avapaull3814
      @avapaull3814 4 роки тому +3

      This would be so hilarious.😆

    • @nicbrant570
      @nicbrant570 4 роки тому +29

      so I just translated it using German, Corsican, and a few other languages, and this is what I got. Help, I'm dying of laughter.
      Mr. Grech, your intermediary
      Yes really hot
      They cry like an enchanting cactus like a naked eagle
      Yes you are a dark haired banana!
      Mr. Smile, you are a monster
      Your heart is empty
      Your brain is full of spider. Smile, there is garlic in your soul
      I won't touch the nineteen foot bar!
      Mr. Smile, they are little
      In your happy mandate
      Mr. Smile, you have all the sweet seafood
      If you have a choice, I'll go for an octopus!
      Mr. Grinch, you're an idiot
      Brutally annoying car
      Mr. Smile, your heart is full of washable socks
      Here are three words that best describe you, and quote them
      "Smelly, smelly, smelly!"
      Mr. Grinch, you are a router
      You are the king of sinners
      Mr. Grech, a purple tomato in your heart is dead
      Our soul is a garbage dump full of fear and horror
      Evaluation of inert waste

  • @FayePhoenix13
    @FayePhoenix13 4 роки тому +5

    "Id like to skip." Me when a song comes on my spotify playlist that i dont like

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому +1

      Found this a while ago on a stream my brother was watching

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 3 роки тому +6

    If you think this is weird, imagine what would happen if it tried to translate Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats... or The Rum Tum Tugger, Macavity, Skimbleshanks, Mr. Mistoffelees or literally any song that heavily features non-existent words.

  • @linusblanket32
    @linusblanket32 4 роки тому +38

    Got a commercial for the Cats movie right before this...coincidence?

    • @miloshort3553
      @miloshort3553 4 роки тому +4

      I think not

    • @callumtait4793
      @callumtait4793 4 роки тому +1

      Me 2!

    • @aubrey7116
      @aubrey7116 4 роки тому +3

      They will often show ads that are related to the video you’re watching

  • @puredemon5926
    @puredemon5926 4 роки тому +67

    "I want to die forever"
    "I'm back"
    Me with school. lol

    • @WinxAliNelCielo
      @WinxAliNelCielo 4 роки тому +2

      “ I want to die forever “ , me in school
      “ I`m back “ when i graduated ( June 2005 )

  • @ironcladbard5952
    @ironcladbard5952 4 роки тому +3

    “ A dodo in a sunrise”
    Me “yes! Yes please”

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому

      SPOILERS: There’s no little update

  • @luwakdoesart1244
    @luwakdoesart1244 4 роки тому +5

    The previous day was tomorrow...
    Wait-
    **Confused cat noises**

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому +1

      When the imposter is sus! 😳

  • @anothernerdontheinternet
    @anothernerdontheinternet 4 роки тому +29

    "Moon dementia? Crush yourself"
    Why does it sound like me that one time i spent a week without sleeping?

  • @packer7915
    @packer7915 4 роки тому +18

    So Google Translate is taking a break from wine and going back to beer.

  • @lollypop7503
    @lollypop7503 4 роки тому +4

    1:22 every cat owner ever😂😂😂

  • @dhk1126
    @dhk1126 4 роки тому +8

    Hahahahaa 1:31 Yippeudago means "(to say that I was) beautiful" in Korean! So basically the translation was good from eng(or whatever language) to Kor but obviously not the other way around! Lol

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому

      These kids have a better love life than me...

  • @Mia-sr2mo
    @Mia-sr2mo 4 роки тому +40

    “You’re the banana”
    Google translate has never been more right

  • @nicobones9608
    @nicobones9608 4 роки тому +5

    The occasional commentaries and facial reactions are what really make the comedy.

  • @danielsnoap9782
    @danielsnoap9782 4 роки тому +3

    Grizabella: "The handsome man was on fire and was already lit!"
    Old Deuteronomy: "Ok, I've heard enough, I'm making you the Jellicle choice, because you'll clearly be a danger to yourself and others if I don't."

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 3 роки тому +6

    "I want to die forever - I'm back"
    Why is this the plot to CATS tho

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому +1

      I smell SIMPS

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 3 роки тому

      @@lara8975 Either you don't know what a simp is or I'm missing something

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 4 роки тому +26

    None:
    Literally noone:
    Not even a single soul on the entire planet, including all the cats on earth:
    Goggle Translate: *yippeudago*

  • @zendikarisparkmage2938
    @zendikarisparkmage2938 4 роки тому +9

    "The previous day was tomorrow."
    Go home, time, you're drunk.

  • @Hello-wb2qi
    @Hello-wb2qi 3 роки тому +1

    Is it just me or was that "vacation" so satisfying!
    Her run was so good!

  • @IntelliJr
    @IntelliJr 4 роки тому +6

    3:24 Can't stop laughing

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому

      I'm not having a shirt on

  • @letterborneVods
    @letterborneVods 4 роки тому +25

    This proves once and for all that cats can’t have alcohol.

  • @bee_bch
    @bee_bch 4 роки тому +20

    No matter how uncomfortable thinking about the movie trailer makes me, I can’t fault Malinda’s singing

  • @sanderfrost5382
    @sanderfrost5382 4 роки тому +2

    Google Translate: "You're the banana."
    My brain, after watching and rewatching way too many of these videos: "YOU ARE A DEPRESSED BANANA I MET …!"

  • @phoebecao4442
    @phoebecao4442 4 роки тому +6

    Google Translate: I’m a yippeudago
    Me: What’s a-
    Malinda: I have no idea

  • @callumtait4793
    @callumtait4793 4 роки тому +11

    Moon dementia is gonna be on the next order of merch, calling it right now.

  • @1996koke
    @1996koke 4 роки тому +44

    When your boyfriend tells you, he has to do a "school project" at his ex's house 1:37

  • @dilarakal4333
    @dilarakal4333 4 роки тому +2

    Had to sing this for auditions. I got so sick of it that I never wanted to sing it again. But that being said, Google Translate with a combination of your gorgeous singing voice gives this song a new life for me.

  • @jupiter8711
    @jupiter8711 4 роки тому +3

    "Its seems the fire is not strong enough."
    Well its strong enough to completely destroy the amazon thats for sure.

  • @beina1592
    @beina1592 4 роки тому +6

    " I'm a yippeudago. "
    Google Translate was full of alcohol this day from now on.

  • @gloriaguo229
    @gloriaguo229 4 роки тому +195

    “The previous day was tomorrow”
    *40 hours later*
    Still trying to figure out how that works

    • @chesirecat2969
      @chesirecat2969 4 роки тому +6

      Time loop bullshits

    • @dj_artscape
      @dj_artscape 4 роки тому +6

      Time travel

    • @Staggy-or9tb
      @Staggy-or9tb 4 роки тому +11

      Peony the Pinecone To be honest though, it DOES make sense if you think about it too much...
      Here’s why:
      Let’s say it’s Wednesday today. Yesterday was Tuesday, right? Yes.
      But if we say today is Monday (instead), Tuesday is actually tomorrow...
      So technically, the previous day WAS tomorrow....
      :) hope this made sense..

    • @everlyw7892
      @everlyw7892 4 роки тому

      Staggy 2464 oh wow

    • @aubrey7116
      @aubrey7116 4 роки тому +2

      Write a sci-fi book about something that happened all in one day. It’s a recovery from all of the horrible things that happened the day before. It keeps speaking of these things that happened “the previous day.” People know this is the future, but they convince themselves that it’s far outside their lifetime. This day comes to be known as “the previous day,” because it was the day before the main events of the book. Then, at the end of the story, when people are utterly horrified at the prospect of this day, and have convinced themselves that it’s far, far into the future, it says this: “oh, and by the way... ‘the previous day’ was tomorrow.”
      And it’s an amazing dramatic ending to the story :)

  • @buhbuhbussin641
    @buhbuhbussin641 4 роки тому +15

    Who else thought this was actually good.
    Just me Lol 😂

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому +1

      Posted byu/doestakeitthen
      I Love Peoples who Have Bear Mask Faces In Faces
      1 hour ago
      No

  • @clear_nce
    @clear_nce 4 роки тому +6

    "moon dementia"
    well that's one way to put it, google translate

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 роки тому +1

      thank you Manuela castor Molina, very cool