Google Translate Sings: "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo
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What music/non-music things should I translate next??
Great vid
I LOVE and ADORE your videos
Taylor Swift you need to calm down
Okay
Epic
"My best friend lives on a deckchair"
Y'all ever just like... Live on a deckchair
Yeah.
All the time dude
my best friend be like
deckchair...............yeh
All the time
I hooked mine up with wifi
“Found out i was 100% useless”
I feel that.
The DNA test is 100% useless.
And it's true as far as ancestry tests go.
@@ireallyreallyhategoogle yes
I feel it as well. Lol
Same lol
No one is useless
“You will never have a chicken biting you” seems like a very subtle threat..
It enacts my fight or flight response
It's the box of chickens taking revenge for the unnecessary hair on their jaws.
Cristina Strube omg yesss 😂 🐓
That's just Malinda messing with us. In reality none of us will have a chicken biting us, cos chickens dont have any teeth
@@thatswhatisaid8908 Are teeth necessary to bite? What do you call it when they grab on to something with their beak? Pinching?
“Why does this carrot grow?”
_top 10 questions scientist can’t answer_
Gabby O'Brien
yEsHhHhhz
10: this
9:this
8:this
7:this
6:this
5:this
4:this
3: this
2:this
And 1:this
But vegetables grow. :3
@@samsyxie5382 no they don't
Lol
This sounds like an alien trying to learn about earth
It really does. ... Now I picture this alien singing this song in a hilariously bad sci-fi movie..
Lol!
The first character I thought it was Peridot from Steven Universe
True
Truth!
“Why does this carrot grow?”
Top 10 conspiracy theories
So you can laugh at it
The Illuminati planted it there to cover up that they actually had a hand in the potato patch in your neighbor's flower patch. That's where they buried a political rival of the school board activist that was lobbying for a new district office.
That new office was going to be in the ground where a house will be built in two years. The Jones family will live there. Their daughter will marry Felix Johnson, son of an unwitting power broker within the Illuminati structure. It will be rough, but he'll take her back after she's abducted by aliens.
Felix and Anna will move to Cleveland. There, during an Indians/Yankees game, Anna will catch a foul ball. It will have a camera in it. They will pass it to Zane Carlton, who will be in town from Miami. From its place of honor on the family's mantelpiece, the Illuminati will have the ability to watch a two-mile stretch of beach for over thirty years as Zane grows up and the baseball is forgotten when he goes to college in Hawaii.
That's why the carrot grows.
@Jeff Diamond best explanation thinkable
@@awesomeellyseplays YOU SHOULD SEE THE EMAILS!!
@Jeff Diamond wut emails
“I know less about money than debt”
What an ode to this generation
That one hit me.
@@alittleinfppanda me too
Jokes on you, I'm a numismatist!
Who is also unemployed and funding it solely with my parents' money
“You will never have a chicken biting you”
Honestly I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a promise
Promise. I had a chicken almost tear me to shreds. Biting is painful.
Amber dolphin1210 why?
all of the above
Sound like an angry farmer command
I took it as a threat.
The pause after “this song is over” really got me.
I felt that 😔✊🏾
Hufflepuffle 3000 😔
When that one dood said i felt that, and said he felt felt that when that other dood said he felt that,
*I felt that*
😔✊🏼
I am confused by this
They had us in the first half, the really did
3:21
"I know less about money than debt"
-Every recent college grad.
Every person who has gone to college for the rest of their lives . . .
"I am broke."- Basically almost everyone in college or graduated from college.
*whispered* “you will never have a chicken biting you”
Whi I like to design clothes they have you been doing in the garden
2:35
Theres a bitchy chicken weve got that attacks you whenever you get close to it so thats not true
This song is over...
I've been pecked by a chicken I dunno if it's the same as being bitten but...
“Please, I went to a DNA test, found out it was 100% useless”
-Mood Malinda 2019
Edit: Seriously, help! This is my most liked comment ever!
700th like.
10s in and google is already trash talking
Mood
God dam it I just spent 50 bucks on this now it’s just useless
😅😂😂😂
Those dislikes are from people who's carrots dosen't grow
Why did this make me laugh?
(ty for da likes)
Ooo 44 likes on a reply noice
It’s so simple, yet so...amazing.
Truth hurts
V!!King perfectttt
Nidhi Pawar yep all those 63 people...
"Why does this carrot grow?"
I dunno. But maybe over time it'll become gradually watermelon.
Yes
PFFFFT HAHAHAHAAHAHA
hahahaa
G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N
E Mielke lllloooollll\
This is the translated story:
Its a farmer girl who has a best friend who lives on a deck chair and lives a new life, finds love, but has a heart break,
Learns about the harsh reality of the world, but still asks herself simple questions about hair and carrots, hoping to find the meaning of life.
Wow thats deep
u spelled deep wrong
And is second to God
And loves cats
@@happybalaga4716 yeah, forgot that
And was sent to war
*deep
“If you have a friend you can apply”
Me: looks like I can’t apply
her a friend :D I am going to be ur friend :3
Naima Kelly lol, thanks! That’s so nice!
Haha lol I was about to comment that😂
i'll be your friend! :3
edit:Man! I should have read the replies before replying :b
Well seems now you can apply
Lyrics: Minnesota
Google: *Iowa*
C'mon, we all know we're the only state that counts around here.
Mine too from Minnesota it turned to Maryland
Lyrics: Minnesota Vikings
Google Translate: Philadelphia Eagles
Sean Nolan Well, at least there’s something to do in Minnesota!
Google was like: close enough
“You will never have a chicken biting you”
-Google Translate 2019
Megan Goffin
ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME, GOOGLE TRANSLATE???
*proceeds to shove my hand in my angry,rude chickens beak
A chicken actually bit me a few years ago (not a peck a bite)
YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A CHICKEN BITING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT TYPE OF GIRL
Rose
**cri**
My roast chicken bit me
Why did I laugh so hard when she said “yi hi!” And “we never stopped flipping like a mouse”???😭😭😭
Yi hi! surprised me, even though I saw it in the subtitles. Same with flipping like a mouse. Bizarrely funny.
“This song is over”
Me: aww cmon it-
“Don’t worry there was a stadium on my knees”
Should have ended probably
depressed kathryn tell me why as soon as i started scrolling she started singing that part i fr freaked out😂
Truth hurtz
I found it funny the Creator of the videos comment has less likes than your comments
i read this as it was saying that i was scared u were a wizard😂
I thought of that as if someone dropped a toy stadium onto her knees and she stopped the song because it hurt even more than the truth did but she ended up resuming the song.
“She is crying like a fool.”
Wow. I didn’t expect to be personally attacked like that
“I went to a dna test and found out I was 100% useless”
biggest mood lmao
ang3lbhaby honestly sameeeee
“I went to a DNA test and found it was 100% useless”*.
Think I took that DNA test too
Such a big mood
My mom jokes I'm her google translates when I say one thing but it sounds like something else
“Tell it straight to my face”
“I have a straight face”
DEAD
She does have a good straight face
@@bloomingallium it looks round to me
My face is not straight
My face is gay
Same
But my face is gay
“You’ll never have a chicken biting you”
We’ll see about that
I love how ominous that is
Sounds like a threat😂
I'm new and I already love this community just by seeing this comment
My bff is scared of a chicken on her grandma's porch because it tried to bite her and it bit her cousin
I picked up my rooster and he bit my neck and it left a mark for awhile
Translate your own video
Like If she should do this
@Legacy Frankoki Definitely! I never thought of that! Everyone like Legacy Frankoki’s comment so Malinda sees this and does it!!
It's happening stay tuned
@@twistedtranslations nice
Translator Fails yay! 😃
@@hufflepuffgirl8065 I don't like comments that beg for them
No one:
Not a soul:
Me singing this: “shampoo Must go to WAR”
LMAO-
Also “Boom burn house to bay in destruction of explosion”
I love war games and politics that was my favourite scene
stop making these aids comments
ThatMCBoi the shut
“This song is over”
Well that was quick
" I know less about money than debt."
Too relatable, Google Translate.
OOF.
"Gradually, watermelon"
"Why does this carrot grow?"
Confirmed, google is trying to make us eat healthy #resistance
YES QUEEN
Also *_l e t t u c e_*
But what about the line
New graphics and donuts
#resistance
Oh yeah remember "I'm biscuits"
I almost died at “Yi hi” and I don’t even know why
I’m your 394th
“must go to war” hits a little too close to home now
WHERE WE DROPPING BOYS
@@jeremiahfalcon4989 You don't understand that, right? Or is this a dumb joke a 5 year old says?
Bart Simpson really it was a joke Jezz
Jeremiah Falcon Lololol
@@hippo440 me, an 11 y/o girl who can't fight:
Lizzo: translates truth hurts through only one language
Malinda: *no this isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game*
"We will never stop flipping like a mouse.."
Y e s
Your profile pic is amazing!! Lol
I love P&F
Ballooneeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!!!😭
When I read this it was on this part lmfao
Adididle ballooney!! you’ve come back!!
"I am second to God. That's bad"
-Google Translate, 2019
Power corrupts.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Lucifer deciding to rebel
Power corrupts. Absolute power is really cool.
My God... It's becoming even more conscious... DO NOT LET IT KNOW ABOUT TERMINATOR!
I translated that like fifty times and... “Maybe I should almost call him a God-fearing fool,”
No one:
Malinda: I turned “Truth Hurts” into a piano ballad.
I like this version far better.
“I went to a DNA test, and found it was 100% useless”
14 year old girls: *thats deep*
that sound just like me and the World 100 percent useless…. :D
r/im14andthisissodeep
@Kasey Marriott oops
@Kasey Marriott r/im14andthisisdeep
Dixie Minion
Ok boomer
"The harsh reality should be surprising"
It isn't, unfortunately
I know right, this got too real
Everyone: Google translate sucks.
Google translate: *hold my carrots*
Edit: thx for so many likes you people are amazing
Georgia Galaxy why does this carrot grow
Spinel i have no idea
@@watermelonreal230 you would watch that video ON LOOP! wouldn't you
Everyone: And I Oop!
Shampoo hair must GO TO WAR!
Sometimes I have translation errors, that's the Google Translate in me
Bling bling, that I mine them for comedy, that's the Malinda in me
Oaky Oak 😂😂😂😂😂
You will never have a chicken biting you.
Me: *knowing how many times I’ve been bitten by chickens*
Oh my gosh, the curse is broken
A living, raw, or cooked?
All....
Well I mean your a dog so I’m not really surprised you’ve been bitten by chickens.
Just tell Chicka to stop
@@r1z70 how?
"you will never have a chicken biting you" *blinks in a confused Malinda way*
You obviously haven't experienced the unending joy of being bitten by a chicken.
@@ihopeyouhaveaniceday2520 I feel rather lucky to say I haven't which, considering my grandad has kept them all my life and I've spent a lot of time there, is quite an achievement. I can't imagine it's pleasant
@Technically Hopeful technically being pecked by a chicken is the same as getting “bitten” by one because don’t chickens peck there food to eat it?
@Have a nice day lol 😂 (and also have a nice day!)
I never realized the Malinda blink was a thing but it totally is
“You will never have a chicken biting you”
-Malinda 2019
“We continue to encourage such Yi hi!”
And we should always encourage such Yi hi every chance we get.
Hello there, yi hi!
I most certainly do!
@@thatswhatisaid8908 You forgot to say Yi hi.
You're the best, Such Yi Hi
Arroyos we will never stop flipping the m o u s e
"Boom burn house to bay in destruction of explosion"
Every Michael Bay movie, ever.
"Boom burn house to bay in destruction of explosion" is referring to Michael Bay, obviously.
Or to Bakugo.
Or to Renny Harlin.
Or Life is Strange
*"This song is over"*
Google translator is done XD
Edit: wtf?? 502 likes? On my comment?? Stop hitting my like button, it's blue because of you!
Edit: thanks for disliking =3
“Empty youth in Iowa”
As a youth in Iowa, I feel attacked.
Chicken Tender same
O o f
SAME
Sad
@@lanye2708 this bitch empty
Yeet
"Empty Youth in Iowa" sounds like a good book like "To Kill a Mockingbird".
I would read that
@@otterwithadarkside4422 thanks for your comment, it brought me back to this masterpiece.
I lost it when she said “my best friend lives on a deck chair” 😅
Name Name Same
Name Name, but I am the best friend that lives on a deck chair-
😂😂 yo me too
The squirrel on the tiny chair is the best.
Same and then it became worse just after that with Shampoo hair must go to war
No one:
Literally no one:
Really no one;
Google translate: bOoM bUrN hOuSe In DeStRuCtIoN oF eXpLoSiOn
Friend: Did you hear about the house that exploded?
Me: *BOOM BURN HOUSE TO BAY IN DESTRUCTION OF EXPLOSION*
Friend: 😱😵
Me: I Eats a carrot I
Also me: *WHY DOES THIS CARROT GROW?*
DevenPlays12 yyyEeeEEeeeEEETt
DevenPlays12 I typed this with with a candy wrapper
BOOM BURN HOUSE TO BAY IN DESTRUCTION OF EXPLOSION
Google: *drags Google Translate home* You really need to stop drinking.
"Boom burst house to bay in destruction of explosion"
Are you sure Google Translate wrote this and not Michael Bay?!
Or maybe Bakugo wrote it.
Google Translate wrote (and directed) this, Michael Bay was the executive producer.
“Shampoo, hair must go to war.”
Me: What the-
Idk what's going on-
I guess the new strongest soldier is hair.
and thats how you get a bad hair day
Nothing was the same after the *hair* nation attacked
My hair is ready for war lol
“Shampoo hair must go to war”
The beginning of WW3, shampoo.
I shouldn’t be laughing-
and their pouring shampoo into each others eyes
Revenge, by google translate
Creeper Awi man,
So back to the mines, we had the best ax to slide from side to side,
This exercise is frustrating, he hopes to find a diamond tonight.
The head goes up, you look around and you look, the general shock fills your body,
It will never happen again
I'll never forget those eyes
Take babies tonight, the float is trying to steal everything,
Grab a baby tonight, pick your pick, shovel and hat again,
Also, the sun was running until morning.
Take babies tonight, the float is trying to steal everything,
Listen to some stories in the background when you feel safe,
That's a good life, it's the end of the season,
You start exploiting, then your health bar goes down, you can use it in 1, don't go inside,
So now these half-hearted people are not dead and they are not there
Take babies tonight, the driver is trying to steal all your stuff,
Grab a baby tonight, pick your pick, shovel and hat again,
Also, the sun was running until morning.
Take babies tonight, the driver is trying to steal all your stuff,
Captain Spallet
Colleagues, you're mine
Cut diamonds and make those diamonds and create some armor,
Make it a Baby, Go and Create, MLG Pro,
Made from diamond sword, so come to me bro
Training under your home torch light;
Add that form to prepare you for the Great War,
Day and night,
Creeper's outww '- OK
See, see,
Take my revenge when I work.
I'm a warrior baby, what's new,
And a million explosions in you
bring it on
Take babies tonight, the float is trying to steal everything,
Yes, grab your baby's sidebar tonight,
So, show your cheeks on the last night of your life,
Take babies tonight, the float is trying to steal everything,
Grab a baby tonight, pick your pick, shovel and hat again,
Also, the sun was running until morning.
Take babies tonight, the weavers have tried to steal everything
"This song is over"
It's like Google Translate learnt that it was used to create another song
*Conspiracy TheoryO_o*
It's a step closer to skynet or the matrix or some other screwed up shit happening.. the robots will not be kind to us.
"The harsh reality should be surprising" that's actually kinda deep
Everyone else’s presentation: real song
My presentation: this
yes
YES
No one:
Litteraly no one:
Google translate: boom burn house to bay in destruction of explosion 🤣🤣
B A B Y F A C E D G A T C H A ew
the og
Burst*
"I know less about money than debt" - Google, you never was THAT relatable before
Lol truer words have never been spoken 😆
Petition for 'why does this carrot grow?' merchandise
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༄ʀᴏsᴇ Mᴀᴅɴᴇss ༄ This has nothing to do with Blackpink and im sorry but- rosÉ?
“If you have a friend, you can apply.”
I can’t apply ;-;
Don't worry! My friends where caught up in a house that had a fire that then exploded and was close to the sea, they all died so now I'm all lonley too!
I didn’t mean it literally but that’s just sad-
@@goobitysnoobert It was a joke, I made it from the line *BOOM BURN HOUSE TO BAY IN DESTRUCTION OF EXPLOSION* But still *LE SAD*
Oof
*none of us can really*
"Why does this carrot grow?"
Screw climate change, our girl out here be asking the REAL questions.
No one:
Lizzo herself:
Eveyone:
Literally no one:
Translater Fails: *whispers* You will never have a chicken biting you
Lolllll🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*NOOOOOOOOOOOO-*
Jokes on google translate I have had that happen and a chicken crawl into my shirt
i would like but there is 969 likes sooooo
I know Less about money then debt
“I’m broke”
Mood
"Did you put my heart to the test?... How sad." 😂😂
This google translate sings was brought to you by Michael Bay
Bradley Boy Violence and feeble plots, that's Michael Bay in a nutshell.
Nobody:
Nobody:
Seriously though, nobody:
Google Translate: Why does this carrot grow?
*EDIT:* Thank you so, so much! I didn’t expect this many likes or a heart! I love you all, and I sincerely thank you!
KarpatiKat stop with the nobody and get to the joke pls
@@depressedkathryn747
way to kill the mood
@@choccmilk well, Kathryn is depressed. Misery loves company.
Lol
*PLEASE*
"Why does this carrot grow? "
Me, an intellectual: " *PHOTOSYNTHESIS* "
"You will never have a chicken biting you"
Well, I'm glad I won't
Is anybody gonna talk about how b*tch got translated to Scorpio? like that’s the whole horoscope summed up 😂 p.s. no offense ima scorpio myself lol
I'm sad. I'm a Scorpio.
iistarøleii so am I, don’t worry
@@miart101 -flying off to mars in relief- thank the lords
(Angy Scorpio noises) >:(
*Ahahah* I am a Leo
We need a food merch collection! With:
"Why does this carrot grow?";
"Yes, I'll go to my eggs.";
"Satan takes me to the pasta."
"Food is a person."
no one:
literally no one:
google translate: *yi hi*
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Translater: YI HI
How did Mario get in this song?
"Why does this carrot grow" shirt?
I'll wear it.
"Why does this carrot grow?"
Something something gradually watermelon. (Flawless comment)
The carrot somehow grows gradually into a watermelon
rexlyons this !!! ^^^
rexlyons Perfect! Flawless Reply
@@rexlyonsCPW imma watermelon ;-;
Me: *Starts drinking water*
Video: “YoUR FrIEnd LivES 0n A DeCk ChAIr”
Me: *immediately spits water all over the place*
Same
*GASP* you guys broke one of her safety rules! Please don’t die T-T
You should know better than to drink anything while watching a GTS video.
i died at “this song is over” LMAO
Ok but im still concerned for the _empty youth in Iowa..._ *someone help them*
Most of them fill themselves with meth.
We’re not empty. We’re just full of corn
We’re not that empty... we got corn and...... sometimes the odd fair??
Cade Bowman it’s okay, we’ve been empty for so long we are all used to it
“I went to a DNA test and found out it was 100%
useless”
Uh! My lifeee
Meme of the year!
'i know less about money than debt.'
Accurate.
I love the "you will never have a chicken biting you" and "we never stopped flipping like a mouse" I laughed so much that I cried
“Please call immediately before texting”
What’s the point of even texting then?? 😂
Who said anything about it being her you're texting? Maybe she just wants to be your PR person.
My mum does that
"You will never have a chicken biting you"
Why does that sound like it came straight from a fortune cookie?
Lollll
"I went to a DNA test turns out it was 100% useless"
Big mood
This!
How is that mood?
@@crystalmethany3245 bc this is mood??
@@jackh.3052 why is this so hard to understand for me? I dont get how getting a DNA test an it being useless was a mood for them? Maybe im just confused my brain doesn't work how it used to before
She was crying like a fool
3:21 That’s an actually good line! Well done Google Translate, it took you a while and this wasn’t your job but you’ve found your own voice!
No one:
Litterly not a single soul:
Her: my best friend lives on a deck chair.
The question that keeps us all wondering: Why does this carrot grow?
🤔🤔🤔
to go to the other side
“You will never have a chicken biting you”
-Google Translate Oct 2019
Does anybody know how she said “ye hiii” with a serious face? 😂
I want to know how she got through the entire song without laughing.
Trueee 😆
a power that rivals even shaggy
Nicole Pryor i was thinking the exact same thing hahaha i would be doubling over in laughter
*She was crying like a fool, so my baby won't bother me*
**coUgH COuGh** How ‘bout we translate “Don’t Make Me” **cOuGh CoUgH**
I seCOND THIS MOTION
I THIRD THAT MOTION
@@slugkitty5654 well I third and fourth it 😂
I SIXTH THIS
I seventh this
We never stopped flipping like a mouse
I felt that
I searched it up on Google and all I got was Mickey mouse giving mw the middle finger
Malinda: "I am second to God."
Me: "Amen!"
Syntaxus Dogmata That's bad
"Ya might like it"
-Malinda 2019
Lanadoes YT, I did indeed like it! 😊
Me: Like it? Like it!? LIKE IT!? L I K E I T ! ?
Your profile pic is Felipe and felipa kissing
@@emma2205 I know ;)
“Yes I am coming with a cat.”
Cheeto is quaking.
It's a perfectly valid answer to "Are you coming to the party?"
*WE NEVER STOPPED FLIPPING LIKE A MOUSE*
“My best friend lives on a deck chair”
- Malinda 2019
No
@@schwebenfischman676 yes
Actually, it should be -Google Translate 2019
"We continue to encourage such yi hi"
DM: okay and for your action?
Player: Uh
Player: I would like to encourage yi hi
DM:
DM:
DM: Sure?
ARE YOU A FELLOW DND PLAYER?
OMG OMG YOU JUST KILLED ME- I AM FREAKING *DEAD* I AM LMAO SO HARDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Still beats a guy i knew that would ask for options every time it was his turn to act.
We usually gave him a list of useless actions, like going to the toilet in the middle of combat or leaning on a wall, sitting down, scratching his head, ...
Did he
Did he get the concept of a combat turn
YEAAAH! I'm a fledgling DM with no group tho
“ don’t be angry and you’re welcome “ that’s me when I try to do anything for people
Michael bay every time he makes a movie:
“Boom burst house to bay in destruction of explosion”