"I- no, less red. I want a- urgh, I want a BLUE majority, I don't want a red majority. And I- look, go ahead BELEUBLELEUEBLBLBLBBL" - Jeremy Elbertson, democrat streamer
"I hate the Red... They're the worst... I'm about to throw them in the ocean. I'm serious." Jeremy Elbertson, shortly before testifying on capitol hill about violent political extremism on catboy streams.
Me at 14 playing Pikmin 2 for 6 hours straight: Wow that was fun! Let's play for longer tomorrow morning! Jerma at age 35: I need a shock mount attachment that goes from my wrist to my shoulder to release the tension in my arthritis hands or else I will personally go to Nintendo and brick their window.
@Who Cares Damn that's true and especially sad because nintendo has the most exclusives I'm interested in. After wii U i'm done with buying their consoles and just emulate games, because playing 720p barely holding 30fps in 2020 is just sad
The poll was thirty minutes ago Were there five decent intros and it was tough to pick? Did you make the intro in thirty minutes then quick upload the video? Is Jerma so chaotic his editors become insane by proxy?
"warioware smooth moves is on the wii never mind it's the best console. Wait i just put my drink in front of the sensor bar this system sucks" that was a rollercoaster
but the current roster of official jerma editors got their start as unofficial jerma editors, and never wouldve got their current job if everyone refused to watch them
Man he really really really goes hard on not being able to hold the remote up for more than 10 minutes when you're not supposed to. Just... rest your arms when you're not pointing or sit and lay your hands in your lap. Tv and sensor in front, sit down in front of tv, hands on legs or in lap with remote, bada bing bada boom. Wait why is he playing the wii version of this
@@StarscreamsGirl I am not remotely a pikmin fan but I played with wii controls for a bit and they worked flawlessly, I honestly think jerma is just not very good at pikmin.
@@clairifedverified2513 that's fair and probably true. do you remember if the game has a control to move your pikmin squad around you, without throwing them? bc gamecube had that, but i never saw jerma do it on the wii version.
Do you think when Jerma eventually has a kid, they'll take over the family business after Jerma retires? Either way, Jerma would either be the best or worst dad, very little inbetween
Jerma would be the type of dad who’d plan a “special morning” on a Sunday before his kids baseball game or something where he tries to make heart shaped pancakes and smiley face bacon and eggs and he horribly messes up the food to the point where it’s inedible. So instead he just runs to the local Waffle House, runs back home and passes it off as his own. And even though everybody knows it’s Waffle House they still appreciate the fact that he tried so hard to make that morning a special one.
@@anyushka6931 I think it would be more likely for jerma to force them to eat the inedible pancakes, and even after they throw it up, he would force them to eat it off the ground.
Garou Herohunter youre right, I forgot about his villainy. He’d prob do something like that, maybe he’d put brain-controlling goo in the pancakes so that he controls his kids to cause the point screen to explode at the baseball game killing hundreds. Though, I still like the concept of pure-hearted sitcom dad Jerma.
He's complaining about the wii remote so much when the irony is he probably could've gotten the GameCube version for cheaper. We know he has a GameCube, he played Gotcha Force, and the GC version of this game isn't even rare like the Wii version is, yet he's playing on Wii.
Professional streamer cant hit three buttons in a row, complains "stop coming with me, who cares why is this guy even in the game." Five minutes later. "Thank GOD he's in the game, thank god I can do this."
Jerma complaning about how hard, or dumb something is when he's simply getting the puzzle wrong is exactly what I expected of him playing Pikmin. Also the enemy placements in dungeons as well as floor layouts are RNG so having the two homing rock guys right where you landed was just bad luck.
Pikimin 2 might play diferently, but I remember that, back when I had a functioning Wii, all I had to do to aim was gently move my wrist. Which begs the question: How on earth is Jeremy playing to be so uncomfortable?
Is he holding the remote like straight out, full length? Cause I've literally never felt strain like he's talking about even after playing the wii for hours
As a child I played Pikmin and LOVED them. Now as a slightly older boy, 21, I watch Ludwig and we love Jerma over at Ludwig's place. So this was a pleasant suprise!
I don’t remember ever using those stupid block elevators as much as he does. I can’t remember the maps in detail but there was another way around than that
I like how on point jerma did an imitation of Tim Pool with his podcast voice, felt like he was about to start a "let me tell you" or an "my friends" thing. It's even better if it wasn't intentional XD
Yotam Perel made a mini series on UA-cam a bit ago called "Under the Influencer" that was pretty much the "my dad the streamer" idea and it's actually not bad at all, would recommend
"I- no, less red. I want a- urgh, I want a BLUE majority, I don't want a red majority. And I- look, go ahead BELEUBLELEUEBLBLBLBBL"
- Jeremy Elbertson, democrat streamer
Wait, are you THE Freddie Freaker!? JermaVenus
"this is a direct quote, i think,"
I always liked a yellow majority
they're the fastest
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"I hate the Red... They're the worst... I'm about to throw them in the ocean. I'm serious." Jeremy Elbertson, shortly before testifying on capitol hill about violent political extremism on catboy streams.
Jerma has only seen two movies in his life: Infinity War and Saw
And he was only half paying attention to saw he was probably zonked out on mothballs.
Don't forget 5 minutes from No Country for Old Men
@@cobrasix9575 he saw those minutes clipped on youtube, doesn't count
And ace ventura
GAS
Me at 14 playing Pikmin 2 for 6 hours straight: Wow that was fun! Let's play for longer tomorrow morning! Jerma at age 35: I need a shock mount attachment that goes from my wrist to my shoulder to release the tension in my arthritis hands or else I will personally go to Nintendo and brick their window.
He could just use a char armrest or put his arm on his knee and aim with his wrist.
He's literally over twice that age, with adhd, and medical problems how are we shocked by this
is Jerma actually 35?
@@aryasuri9421 Was Jerma985 born in the year 1985? I'll leave you to decide.
i remember breaking my dominant hand age 12 and holding the wiimote with my fuckin knees for longer than he used his hand
Was scared there wasn’t gonna be another classic intro there
tren
Nice little pfp ya got there mate. Looks like the kinda guy who dunnae the difference between a kilogram o steewl and a kilogram of feathers
@@superspaghettibrawler very glad there's a decent cross section between Limmy and Jerma fans
How are all the intros so good
@@mediocreproductions4938 We have to watch Jerma because they turned the weans against us
I can't believe the community post poll influnced on what this video was going to be.
@@AxxLAfriku ??????????
Thank you editors for deleting AxxL's comment. ♡
While I voted for Drake & Josh too, I kinda wanna see how the other ones would be
@@ToxicShibe wait what was it
@Cakeshine Probably the same stuff he usually posts.
imagine opening your dad's door while having a bunch of friends over and seeing him in full catboy costume
"Your friends just looking at your Dad's grip"-Jerma985
Jermas feeble grandma arms fail to hold up Wiimote for minutes at a time, that huel is getting to him
This political streamer HATES the Wii U, calls it a “40-dollar system.”
Its atleast worth 50
@Who Cares jeez, that was harsh
ua-cam.com/video/5ERWF6SpYhA/v-deo.html
@Who Cares Damn that's true and especially sad because nintendo has the most exclusives I'm interested in. After wii U i'm done with buying their consoles and just emulate games, because playing 720p barely holding 30fps in 2020 is just sad
@Who Cares fact
The drake with a josh in its walls
No
No
No
No
Maybe
Compact steamer cries because his cable television was turned off
This stream was like watching Jerma trying to be a camp counselor and managing 100 kids running around
Did he seriously green screen himself into his own room for the intro? Genuine sociopath
He doesn't edit these
@@Hwyadylaw I’m aware
@@Hwyadylaw doesn’t change the fact that he’s a sociopath
@@Hwyadylaw they were just being sarcastic lol
He truly scares me
The poll was thirty minutes ago
Were there five decent intros and it was tough to pick?
Did you make the intro in thirty minutes then quick upload the video?
Is Jerma so chaotic his editors become insane by proxy?
"warioware smooth moves is on the wii never mind it's the best console. Wait i just put my drink in front of the sensor bar this system sucks"
that was a rollercoaster
My dad streams from the walls.
runk rocketcat real
my dad does that too, does yours take a sledgehammer to random walls and claim he's "just trying to open up the place"
ua-cam.com/video/5ERWF6SpYhA/v-deo.html
Your house has a dad in the wall too???
It’s REALIGN not realize. Drake Joshula would be disappointed in you, Jerma.
the mighty draken josh
real eyes realign real lies
@@puppable 😂
my favorite kingdom hearts boss
Honestly this is news to me, I thought it was Realize all these years
Jerma has only seen 1 movie and its infinity war
When I saw the thumbnail I thought it said "My Dad The Screamer" and I just accepted it
Wonder when jerma will let go of his physical self and ascend to pure energy
So that's what the poll was for...
Nice
When Jerma said name the video Over Reactor but the title is Ovary Actor I couldn’t stop laughing
The Mcdonald's conversation was actually just an excerpt from Jerma's life when he was younger being traumatized.
"Streamer exposed as an alcoholic when playing pikmin 2 due alcohol tremors when using the wii remote"
destroyed on red wine
LMAO Idk why I love the suddenly threatening joke like at the end of the intro so much.
POV: you're being a good person and watching official Jerma content on his official channel.
I’m subscribed to like 5 other editors, won’t stop me from watching the same stream edited 6 different times. Also yes, I do have an addiction
but the current roster of official jerma editors got their start as unofficial jerma editors, and never wouldve got their current job if everyone refused to watch them
@@hitmanTilliMDeaD why’d you have to call me out like that
Man he really really really goes hard on not being able to hold the remote up for more than 10 minutes when you're not supposed to. Just... rest your arms when you're not pointing or sit and lay your hands in your lap. Tv and sensor in front, sit down in front of tv, hands on legs or in lap with remote, bada bing bada boom. Wait why is he playing the wii version of this
Because it has superior controls
@@VentA_7 obviously not if he needs a fucking bump stock bipod arm brace sling after 10 minutes of playtime
@@VentA_7 seems like it actually has bad controls if there's no c-stick adjacent function in the wii version
@@StarscreamsGirl I am not remotely a pikmin fan but I played with wii controls for a bit and they worked flawlessly, I honestly think jerma is just not very good at pikmin.
@@clairifedverified2513 that's fair and probably true. do you remember if the game has a control to move your pikmin squad around you, without throwing them? bc gamecube had that, but i never saw jerma do it on the wii version.
I have never seen anyone struggle with the wii controls as much as jerma
Do you think when Jerma eventually has a kid, they'll take over the family business after Jerma retires? Either way, Jerma would either be the best or worst dad, very little inbetween
Jerma would be the type of dad who’d plan a “special morning” on a Sunday before his kids baseball game or something where he tries to make heart shaped pancakes and smiley face bacon and eggs and he horribly messes up the food to the point where it’s inedible. So instead he just runs to the local Waffle House, runs back home and passes it off as his own. And even though everybody knows it’s Waffle House they still appreciate the fact that he tried so hard to make that morning a special one.
@@anyushka6931 I think it would be more likely for jerma to force them to eat the inedible pancakes, and even after they throw it up, he would force them to eat it off the ground.
he's just a sitcom dad
@@anyushka6931 that’s just the plot of steamed hams
Garou Herohunter youre right, I forgot about his villainy. He’d prob do something like that, maybe he’d put brain-controlling goo in the pancakes so that he controls his kids to cause the point screen to explode at the baseball game killing hundreds. Though, I still like the concept of pure-hearted sitcom dad Jerma.
He's complaining about the wii remote so much when the irony is he probably could've gotten the GameCube version for cheaper. We know he has a GameCube, he played Gotcha Force, and the GC version of this game isn't even rare like the Wii version is, yet he's playing on Wii.
i believe the reason he's playing it on the wii is because he happened to already own it before deciding to stream it
Have you seen the prices of either? Both are Ridiculously overpriced nowadays
He actually has a davecube, it comes with preinstalled davestates and is almost indistinguishable from a windows pc, isn’t that crazy?
jerma985, also known as the ovary actor
i wish jerma was my dad, being embarrassed is better than being yelled by a drunk guy.
r u ok my guy
hey hope you’re okay even though i have no idea who you are but nobody deserves that
We were asked what the best nickelodeon show was for the intro, and that's it
“That’s a strange and random community poll. I wonder why Jerma- never mind.”
Ok I really like how the poll decided what the thumbnail and intro was going to be
Overreact to Small Things and Ignore Actual Problems Andy
He always get so fucking stuck into the toy boat shit oh my god
the streamer with a wall in its dad
Professional streamer cant hit three buttons in a row, complains "stop coming with me, who cares why is this guy even in the game."
Five minutes later.
"Thank GOD he's in the game, thank god I can do this."
Remember his comments about the Wii U when the inevitable Kinect video pops up and he believes he's too harsh on the Kinect of all things.
Ayaya and shpee, perfectly balanced.
It's funny because modern controllers do have motion controls. It's just tilt rather than something like the wiimote
9:34 Closet furry commits mass pikmin genocide
He BECAME a Pikmin just for that "NYOOOOHHHH"
Huel-crazed streamer can't understand simple majorities, colors, nor elevators
glad to see you making good use of these polls, jerm crew
WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS PIKMIN
I can't believe how easily he fell for that "Wii U dev in chat" scam
god i love when jerma was talking about what to name the video. old man still thinks he's naming his tf2 videos from 1972.
Not enough AllShamNoWow and Jerma collaborative content out there
Jerma complaning about how hard, or dumb something is when he's simply getting the puzzle wrong is exactly what I expected of him playing Pikmin. Also the enemy placements in dungeons as well as floor layouts are RNG so having the two homing rock guys right where you landed was just bad luck.
i think i would like jerma being my dad
jeremy going "munya~ :3" made me quite uncomfortable for a bit
Drake ans Josh parody intro was FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
OVARY ACTOR I GET IT HA
Jerma almost having a blue pikmin extinction was the highlight of the stream for me
Pikimin 2 might play diferently, but I remember that, back when I had a functioning Wii, all I had to do to aim was gently move my wrist. Which begs the question: How on earth is Jeremy playing to be so uncomfortable?
Well I’ll sure the game is harder when you’re as tall as the wiimote itself
Is he holding the remote like straight out, full length? Cause I've literally never felt strain like he's talking about even after playing the wii for hours
great as always
Great work Dazza!
“They put Louie in this game to sell toys, that’s the only reason why he’s here.”
Is this why he asked for the best Nick show?
As a child I played Pikmin and LOVED them. Now as a slightly older boy, 21, I watch Ludwig and we love Jerma over at Ludwig's place. So this was a pleasant suprise!
i love how jerma complains about the wii mote so much when it felt better to use than a controller for me
I sometimes forget Nintendo is a Japanese company until I remember that the Pikmin series exists.
Im glad the surveys are being put to good work
Yeah Pikmin 2 has a lot of “yeah this is hard because I hate you”
My favorite part from the streams is when he said he wouldn't use the GC controller and that he'd get used to the wii remote.
Good title, SuperDazza. Very good.
Dangerous streamer ABUSES his "little slaves".
How does the wiimote fucking destroy this small man’s wrists so fast
I think he hates every Nintendo controller except for GameCube and 64
15:52 I would became a mod just to hunt and ban these kinds of fools.
That podcast voice was so insanely accurate
U HAVE TO DO AN ICARLY ONE NOW
Terrible
If it's Dazza, you know it's gonna be good
Highlight watchers, your in for a treat next pikmin 2 highlights, a full 20 minutes of funny voices awaits
I now see why that poll was created, well played
I don’t remember ever using those stupid block elevators as much as he does. I can’t remember the maps in detail but there was another way around than that
The dad with a streamer in its walls
Jerma's AYAYA is still cute even with his low voice?
I love this show
I like how on point jerma did an imitation of Tim Pool with his podcast voice, felt like he was about to start a "let me tell you" or an "my friends" thing. It's even better if it wasn't intentional XD
The title *chef’s kiss*
Yotam Perel made a mini series on UA-cam a bit ago called "Under the Influencer" that was pretty much the "my dad the streamer" idea and it's actually not bad at all, would recommend
The title is perfect.
this game got him into almost the same headspace as The Thing
Did nobody tell Jerma that blue Pikmin can save drowning ones?
How long until Jerma figures out what sensory overload is.
His podcaster voice is the Cheers to You guy
Nobody:
The captions at 18:07 :
It's hilarious to see an insane man in his 30's play and fail at a game I played and replayed multiple times as a kid.
Middle-aged man Mildly upset by a Kids game
Ragu America's FAVORITE Pasta Sauce
star is drake jerma is josh
7:45 nice leafy impersonation
insane man
The Wii U dev being mad about the Wii mote rant is very in character for chat
Legendary
10/10 Title and thumbnail
How is this man so bad at this game? I mean, this is kind of amazing.
OK that intro is fucking amazing
With the quality of the Nya Jerma made, I am afraid for the quality of the catboy stream.
LIBERAL tf2tuber REFUSES to play on red team