I hadn't actually heard of jerma before my boyfriend showed me the Nancy Drew videos, because I love Nancy Drew and he loves jerma, it's a win-win, baby.
I mean I never learned to tie my shoes until I was 13. Mostly because the hand movements are actually really tricky and require a lot of coordination for someone like me with severe coordination issues
I like the fact that jermas family showed up for ONE stream and they had to leave because he became unhinged and swore too much and they haven't come back
Jerma: "I can't do it, and that objectively means YOU can't either" "This game is on drugs" Major-projecting Andy, he even takes it out on the video game
LITERAL PSYCHO GOES BACK TO THE DAYS OF HIS YOUTH AND STRUGGLES TO COMPLETE CHILDREN’S POINT AND CLICK PUZZLE GAME, PROCEEDS TO GET ZONKED ON LIVE STREAM IN FRONT OF AUDIENCE OF THOUSANDS OF CONCERNED ONLOOKERS.
The second Jerma said "I couldn't tie my shoelaces until I was 15" I tried to imagine tying my shoelaces in my head (which I have successfully been doing for well over 3 decades) and I immediately couldn't picture how to tie my shoelaces. I panicked a little bit.
@@khbvdhdsi-nfj-23 HA! I had a funeral a few months ago and despite having worn a tie every day for years in a previous management job, I still said to myself just before I tied it "Uhh, how the fuck do I do this???!" Further to that, how mental is it that the higher up in a office job you are, the more you have to wear a piece of cloth around your neck ???? God I'm glad I left that life behind :)
2:32 is a very very jerma moment. Jerma thrives on making the audience constantly feel better smarter and more accomplished than himself. He always humiliates himself for the fun of his chat and at that moment where he read something that put the chatters at a more humiliating position even though it was by a chatter he immediately pivoted the joke to make himself worse off.
yeah, back when I was in school my classmates and I definitely spent more of our brain power laughing at the word "erection" than actually learning about sex, though that's probably less about the system and more about us just being a bunch of teenage idiots
Funny that he compares Dark Souls to taxes, because I tried telling the IRS I died to pinwheel last year. They sent me an audit AND are charging me inheritance taxes on my estate, what's up with that??
Streamer, who is definitely not on drugs, is trying to pay off his gambling addiction by playing children's point and click game and having a meltdown. Stay awesome, Jerma and Mackerel.
At my school for sex ed they separated the girls and boys, put us in different rooms, explained something very basic that everyone knew at that point (atleast i hope they did) and said we would be doing it a couple more times and we never did
It an’t the schools buddy education hasn’t changed in a long time it’s just the generations are getting dumber. Anti got no one to blame but the person in the mirror kid.
@@maninthemask6275 We can see the affect of generations getting dumber by your comment. A word of advice, it's ain't not an't or anti. Truly a great display by the smarter/older generation.
Bored to spectacular levels Jerma is somehow more consistently entertaining than happy having fun Jerma, which is why streams such as Drew Crew, Odama and others are so good. Although it might be because raging Jerma is the funniest Jerma that makes me feel a little guilty sometimes.
@@nunomarques7011 I thought that women peed out of their vaj and that babies grew up around piss and that the reason pregnant people got swollen was from the piss. I grew up in the Deep South so sex education was "abstain until marriage or you will go to hell".
Just got back from the Drew Crew Re-education Center, and boy I sure love Nancy Drew and all of her books, movies, and especially games! No mystery is too tough for the Drew Crew, haha! kill me
To Holy Mackerel, thank you for the time you put into this vid and many others. It takes a lot from someone to watch through hours of tedium to find the best of Jerma. I hope to see more and here’s to more from Jerma :)
I think the reason people want more Drew Crew is because of how bored Jerma gets and how unhinged his rants become.
Jerma: Unhinged!
I’m just a big fan of Nancy Drew
Drew Crew!
That’s the secret, he’s always unhinged
I hadn't actually heard of jerma before my boyfriend showed me the Nancy Drew videos, because I love Nancy Drew and he loves jerma, it's a win-win, baby.
I like the bit where he pretends he's not on drugs
His life is that bit, lmao
He always looks just a little more "crackhead like" when he's on drugs.
17:07 he’s fucking decimated
@@bigshrimp6458 absolutely zonked on HARD DRUGS
@@Brain-Wormed ZBT
streamer hurts himself with a small piece of plastic but swears he can take a swing of a giant axe
Just the idea of him floating as a ghost going "Why the FUCK did I think I could have taken a axe to the head and live?"
"My bathtub is probably more radioactive than 500 bananas."
-Jerma "Definitely on Drugs" 985
Definitely on 985 different drugs
@OptimisticScales jerma "doesn't" condone the "usage" of "hardcore drugs" and "absolutely" "doesn't" "use" "any"
@@user-qf2rx8ir3n th4nks t3r3z1
@@user-qf2rx8ir3n jerma condone the of and
Hey, you don't know what he puts in his bathtub.
"Taxes is like Dark Souls on paper"
-Senator Elbertson, whilst on the drug
Former Senator, he's been replaced by Senator Dave State (Statesman).
He’s not wrong, tax season sucks shit through a crazy straw.
@@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 I thought Dave State resigned and was replaced with Anthony Banthony in the local bi-election
@@hada__02 yeah, in June of last year. This was back in, what, March?
Jerma not knowing how to tie his shoes until he was 15 is probably the least surprising thing he’s confessed while streaming.
Everyone: "Yeah that tracks."
it's not so surprising, but it's still more surprising than learning that he once ate an entire sleeve of oreos and then threw up in his mother's bed
it’s kinda cute hahaha
I mean I never learned to tie my shoes until I was 13. Mostly because the hand movements are actually really tricky and require a lot of coordination for someone like me with severe coordination issues
@@sirrivet9557 you don't actually have to do it the right way anyways. you can just mess up and then put the lace in the hole and double knot it
"Why are there like 5 million different dog foods"
Oh ,you guys just wait until he finds out how many human foods there are
he doesn't actually know what food is, he just thinks dog food is like coal for dogs' internal generators. like how he gets powered.
UNDERRATED COMMENT
"I'm not on drugs" thats exactly what someone on drugs would say
Jerma doing all of this while stone-cold sober is the far more terrifying alternative.
Doesn't he down THC gummies?
Then what would a person who's not on drugs say? Maybe "I did not have any injections with that crack."
@@PointsofData he drinks it he said
SAD: LOCAL STREAMER WITH RIB CAGE ISSUES AND DRUG ADDICTIONS PEES ON A MICROPHONE
how to leave town :)
@@didjano yeah!!
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@@johnclaude9561 wow spoon of powdered chocolate so epic 😍😍🤹🤹
but he's not like them, no he's nothing like them :(
I like the fact that jermas family showed up for ONE stream and they had to leave because he became unhinged and swore too much and they haven't come back
Link?
@@FatCatCooper jerma lego star wars
@@Mr.Doodlebob oh yeah lol
Jerma: "I can't do it, and that objectively means YOU can't either"
"This game is on drugs"
Major-projecting Andy, he even takes it out on the video game
guilty andy
“Everyone thinks I’m on drugs”
Every stream ever
With no provocation neither, he just says it preemptively.
at 3:48 Nancy's anti-cheat forces Jerma to do it the legit way. i'm so proud of the Drew Crew rn :)
Imagine doing a drug test on someone and the result is just an episode of Howard Stern
LITERAL PSYCHO GOES BACK TO THE DAYS OF HIS YOUTH AND STRUGGLES TO COMPLETE CHILDREN’S POINT AND CLICK PUZZLE GAME, PROCEEDS TO GET ZONKED ON LIVE STREAM IN FRONT OF AUDIENCE OF THOUSANDS OF CONCERNED ONLOOKERS.
I can't take him anymore
I heard he got naked to and showed his naked body to a day care
The first rant is literally just Jerma having ADHD throughout his life
Edit: this entire video is just Jerma having ADHD throughout his life
His youtube channels are about him having ADHD
Can we get some JermaDrews in the chat?
jermaDrews
jermaDrews
jermaWalk DREW CREW jermaWalk
The second Jerma said "I couldn't tie my shoelaces until I was 15" I tried to imagine tying my shoelaces in my head (which I have successfully been doing for well over 3 decades) and I immediately couldn't picture how to tie my shoelaces. I panicked a little bit.
Same! It's just muscle memory, I couldn't explain how to do it even if I tried. Same with tying a tie
@@khbvdhdsi-nfj-23 HA! I had a funeral a few months ago and despite having worn a tie every day for years in a previous management job, I still said to myself just before I tied it "Uhh, how the fuck do I do this???!" Further to that, how mental is it that the higher up in a office job you are, the more you have to wear a piece of cloth around your neck ???? God I'm glad I left that life behind :)
“I’m not on drugs.”-Man sucking on Wii-Mote.
2:32 is a very very jerma moment. Jerma thrives on making the audience constantly feel better smarter and more accomplished than himself. He always humiliates himself for the fun of his chat and at that moment where he read something that put the chatters at a more humiliating position even though it was by a chatter he immediately pivoted the joke to make himself worse off.
great catch. this ENDEARING streamer is THOUGHTFUL
so sweet
Jerma is such a kind and caring crackhead 😁
if that was me i would laugh at and humiliate them on live television
local streamer aged 34 doesn't know what sex is
HOW DID HE UNKNOWINGLY REFERENCE THE “Can cats have salami?” MEME
Not everything is a reference or a meme Janet.
Janet you absolute idiot
janet do you wanna go to the prom with me
Janet... You never responded to my texts.
Janet, You've gotta get back to the hospital.
Did he really think he can fool us with a pre recorded video we all know he made otto do the drug test
My school held a sex-ed presentation in the auditorium for the whole grade of 600 students and expected us to quietly watch
Jerma should know Salami doesn’t go well with dogs since it conflicts with their inherent Frito scent
Haha that's true, my dog does smell like that!
Who giggles like a little girl when they pee? Absolute sociopath
was this stream before he started snorting CBD for “back pain”
Whats CBD?
@@leetsUpr3m3 something weed related
@@leetsUpr3m3 actually its what that guy said
THE QUOTATION MARKS!😭😭😭😭💀
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Nancy drew games are Jerma's crack
say "Jerma's crack" again, please.
"Taxes is just Dark Souls on paper"
-Senator Jeremy Elbertson
Is this the man who proved he wasn't on drugs by doing something literally NO drug free human would do?
can’t believe the editor left that in lol
I was wondering what the hell you were talking about.
Then I got to it
What??? 😳😳 Please tell me
this will destroy his career.
what
I don’t get what was so weird about this video that it’s surprising it got left in. The drug testing bit??
yeah, back when I was in school my classmates and I definitely spent more of our brain power laughing at the word "erection" than actually learning about sex, though that's probably less about the system and more about us just being a bunch of teenage idiots
im still there. haha
I am not quite sure what I was expecting, but I know I was not expecting "Droopy The Dog does too much Crack and goes to Heaven"
hold on a minute i need to take this wii breathalyzer test to prove I'm not using cocaine
I love how chaotic these Nancy Drew game streams get everytime.
"this is droopy the dog goes to heaven"
Funny that he compares Dark Souls to taxes, because I tried telling the IRS I died to pinwheel last year. They sent me an audit AND are charging me inheritance taxes on my estate, what's up with that??
Jerma is the only human I know who can get tilted playing a puzzle game
24:14 I knew it, the axe-dodging stream is just code for MORE Nancy Drew. #DrewCrew
Intoxicated senator REMINICES about playing TETHERBALL OUTSIDE and BREAKING his ribcage!
Absolutely proves he IS on drugs by trying to prove he’s not, 10/10 play Jerm-Jerm Binks
6:49 we need a "best sound" category for this one, it was so precise, even the fade in/fade out effect.
DREW CREW RISE UP
You know it’s going to be a good video when the thumbnail itself makes you lose it.
I had a stroke reading this
Chump how could I have been any clearer? The sentence I wrote is grammatically correct.
@@thalessverzut makes lose it. Ok
@@thalessverzut the thumbnail itself makes lose it
I stand corrected. Looks like I’m the idiot here...
Streamer, who is definitely not on drugs, is trying to pay off his gambling addiction by playing children's point and click game and having a meltdown.
Stay awesome, Jerma and Mackerel.
I can't believe he's toking up on stream. Jesus Jeremy just when I thought the bar couldn't go anywhere but up.
@The Jerma985 wait really?
@@user-qf2rx8ir3n yeah I was there I was the funko pop behind him
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@John Claude please mt weight just a crumby of coke
JESUS JEREMY
ive watched 3 jerma videos in 2 days and in each single one at one point chat told him was high and he spent way too long trying to prove he wasn't
At my school for sex ed they separated the girls and boys, put us in different rooms, explained something very basic that everyone knew at that point (atleast i hope they did) and said we would be doing it a couple more times and we never did
Literally exact same experience holy shit. And I'm Gen Z and not even American. Education is FUCKED
Was this in Texas perhaps? Same thing for me and I was born in 95.
my experience was the teacher calling all men rapists
It an’t the schools buddy education hasn’t changed in a long time it’s just the generations are getting dumber. Anti got no one to blame but the person in the mirror kid.
@@maninthemask6275 We can see the affect of generations getting dumber by your comment. A word of advice, it's ain't not an't or anti. Truly a great display by the smarter/older generation.
Streamer does copious amounts of crack, thinks he could take a battle axe to the chest and walk it off
He's SO zooted it's unreal
Those jerma rants were some of the best shit I’ve seen in a long time
you know, I think this Jeremy guy is pretty funny and smart (this is not part of the sponsored message, remember to delete it!)
Bored to spectacular levels Jerma is somehow more consistently entertaining than happy having fun Jerma, which is why streams such as Drew Crew, Odama and others are so good. Although it might be because raging Jerma is the funniest Jerma that makes me feel a little guilty sometimes.
One more time I wanna celebrate, oh yeah alright don't stop the dancing.
ONE MORE TIME
I WANNA CELEBRATE
*OH YEAH*
ONE
MORE
TIME
IT DONT STOP-AH
Sex education is so bad in my state i didn't know where I peed out of until I was 19.
@@nunomarques7011 I thought that women peed out of their vaj and that babies grew up around piss and that the reason pregnant people got swollen was from the piss. I grew up in the Deep South so sex education was "abstain until marriage or you will go to hell".
@@RordamJ lol wtf is a vaj? also those balls are there just to keep you entertained while you pee also babies come from storks....smh
I made that snoopy art lmao that made me smile hard when i saw it in the thumbnail :D
Awesome job! But it's Droopy, not Snoopy. Snoopy's from Charlie Brown.
28:18 "I think I would laugh at that if I was me"
"i'm not going to play turtles in time"
-skips ahead in the video to see the lie-
Man with rib pain: "Yeah I could take a hit from a boulder"
The way the music picks up when he talks about potassium was incredible
"Taxes is just Dark Souls on paper"
oh, so we're back to the everything is Dark Souls jokes again, huh?
This is the Dark Souls of comments.
Just realized the general in that Austin Powers clip is “give me rent” guy
He also played a space hippie in the original Star Trek series.
A vote for Jerma is a vote for properly tied shoes
The drew crew is what keeps me wanting more jerma
Just got back from the Drew Crew Re-education Center, and boy I sure love Nancy Drew and all of her books, movies, and especially games! No mystery is too tough for the Drew Crew, haha!
kill me
jermaWalk DREW CREW jermaWalk
*Looks at thumbnail*
"Is salami OK for dogs?"
WTF this guy is stealing my search history!
Jerma pissed on the Wii remote so he can prove that he's not on drugs
dennis "jeremy elbertson" reynolds
Jerma may well be the first streamer to do Wiid live on stream.
I WON'T DO IT I CAN'T, NO I WOULD NEVER DO THIS!
*_does it_*
"i may be high, but at least I'm not drunk"
17:28 love that FAH-AUWK
5:25 sure jeremy, sure.
I often need to take breaks in the middle of his videos
Fear & Streaming in Las Vegas
Hes kinda totaly right though. Our education system is fucked. Paperwork of any kind is darksouls.
I swear, he has the best random bits
jerma says pay your taxes, but also make taxes easier to fill.
Watched these out of order so I got to see him realizing he stuck a dirty wiimote in his mouth and flipping the fuck out
He was forced to mush up his shoelaces when he was 6
Jerma, while laughing: "I think I would laugh at that if I was me"
1:50 Every Jerma stream is
"Chat I won't do that, we have BETTER THINGS TO DO!"
*does the thing 12 seconds later*
CBD abuser is obsessed with a fictional childrens book charactor.
i love a good jermanoise
To Holy Mackerel, thank you for the time you put into this vid and many others. It takes a lot from someone to watch through hours of tedium to find the best of Jerma. I hope to see more and here’s to more from Jerma :)
2021 still has this man uploading in 720p
the fucking wii drug test joke was funnier than it had any right to be
I love jerma rants
To the banana guy; meat contains iron, but doesn't mean you should devour a medival sword
Figuring out LLC taxes is like fighting the Bell Gargoyles with a broken leg.
I like to imagine that the negative buzzer on the drug test was a slick way of implying that he would test positive for everything but alcohol.
jermas entire joke at 22:43 is JUST the first class trial in danganronpa v3
The buzzer is him testing positive.
that drug test bit killed me
Jerma trying to convince us that he's not on drugs just helped to cement my beliefs that he's on drugs.
these streams r my favorite,,fuck i wish i couldve seen them live ugh
holy mack my favorite editor
this video description gave me early onset dementia
That's it, I'm joining the drew crew