I don't either yet somehow still got a girl, and she asked me, I'm confused asf, I'm awkward asf, but she thinks it's cute, I'm ugly, she thinks I look good, it's frickin wacky my dude, but, I'm happy about it lol.
"sigma male" was invented because really beta guys didn't want to admit they're betas, but they also realized they couldn't get away with calling themselves "alpha". I guess that is the ultimate sigma move
@@neetpride5919 You're literally what people make fun of. There's no such thing as betas, sigmas and alphas and the fact you believe in that sht is corny. I can't say for certain for you, but anyone that identifies with any of those terms is an actual incel.
There were two guys fighting outside my local shop recently because one of them said he was the alpha and the other was a beta. Grown ass men fighting over this
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Just to point it out since no one noticed. The cord to the light was connected to the female version of him. Meaning that "she" made him turn her off so she didnt have to do the deed with him while making sure that the light turned off to hide the fact that she wanted him to turn her off but made sure that that was the only way to turn off the light. (I think about these things too much..)
"Hey babe, I found this cool guy who makes the funniest shorts, his name is Al, and..." ... The sun hasn't risen in days, though who can really say how many it has been exactly...
Me: _walks into the room_ The light: *_complete and utter blackout. Not a single watt of electricity has entered a thirty mile radius for three months._*
fun fact, they developed switches because they discovered long term vocal chord damage due to excessive use while turning off the light. a revolutionary invention saved many baritones
M'lady...
Instant blackout lol
Why?
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She said turn off the light, not destroy the whole power grid. 😅
The concept of electricity has been erased
Sir, domestic violence is not a joke.
40 seconds? Those are rookie numbers. I could easily half that without even trying.
20 sec those beginner numbers Im a professional and I can easily do 4/5ths of that and then that bitch go on cooldown for an hour
I could do it in 0.000001 seconds
Id do it as soon as it smelt my sigma stench. I haven’t cleaned myself in 6 years
Oh really? Instead of just turning it off like a low life. I just smash the lightbulb and buy a new one every time.
@@Bigchinckalishious WTF man
Me:hi.
Light:(turns off aggressively).
Must have been so traumatic. I wonder how emotionally scarred the lightbulb got.
@@mbatistas had me in the first half, not gonna lie 💀😂
Nah bro the light bulb would start sucking I the light
Lol
I think it’s not just off, it’s broken at this point.
It takes a real Alpha to turn off a light and your girl with just one word. Respect.
This should be a lot higher in the recommended comments 😂
The only reason why it was you
Bro is on that smegma male grindset
@@HeloisGevit 😂😂
What about turn on😂
It would turn off immediately if I entered the room
HE JUST LIKE ME FR!!!!!
Go to home depot, buy a pickaxe, find out what the deep state is hiding in your backyard.
Mission failed successfully
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I think it’s the opposite
😂
Mission completed unsuccessfully
Calling yourself an Alpha is definitely an Alpha saying.
But as a Tango I could be wrong.
Bro as a Lambda this is some Delta shite
@@PB_pancake You're all being a bunch of Zetas. I, as the Omega male, am clearly superior to all of the other male zodiacs.
All these Phi-Male's getting Kappa'd
As a november,
hate all o you
@robroboto obviously not young one,
As A True Sigma I Rule Them All.
*enters the room
*room begins to imitate the dark side of the moon
He turned off two birds with one sentence 💀
Birds is hilarious 😂😂
Erm I don’t think that’s the way the phrase goes
I need no seconds, my rizz does not exist at all 💀
not exist or its anti-rizz?
@@cklambo probably both
what do you mean you cannot reply to replies on your own comments?
I don't either yet somehow still got a girl, and she asked me, I'm confused asf, I'm awkward asf, but she thinks it's cute, I'm ugly, she thinks I look good, it's frickin wacky my dude, but, I'm happy about it lol.
If it's a female light, the wife should turn it off...
i dont think you got the joke right
@@andodevagar5405 I don't think you get his joke
not everything gotta be straight
@@catmanxplodes6208In 1860 they had to 😂
The light might be into that.
"i have no problems admitting i still cry watching Mufasa's death scene"
That isn't one
Nah that's a turn on.
That one is also more for men.
You are wrong for this sir
@@yourshoulderdevil5229nah men don’t judge people for crying
"I'm a sigma male" whole city shuts down
"sigma male" was invented because really beta guys didn't want to admit they're betas, but they also realized they couldn't get away with calling themselves "alpha". I guess that is the ultimate sigma move
@@neetpride5919u got to be kidding me bro💀
@@neetpride5919 You're literally what people make fun of. There's no such thing as betas, sigmas and alphas and the fact you believe in that sht is corny. I can't say for certain for you, but anyone that identifies with any of those terms is an actual incel.
@@neetpride5919 none of that sh*t is real, unless youre covered in fur lol
this reminds me of the "task failed successfully" meme
"technically showering is bad for your body's ecosyst-"
* Goes into negative lumens *
Oh god, the accuracy
I got this, “I play League of Legends.”
*darkness engulfs the Earth.
Al put the plot twist in the first 3 seconds this time
Me: Looks at light
Light: *burns out*
"Actually resto druids are quite good and offer a lot of utility to the raid"
Rofl 😂😂😂
+1 vanilla wow reference.
You must be thinking resto shaman
There were two guys fighting outside my local shop recently because one of them said he was the alpha and the other was a beta. Grown ass men fighting over this
That is so skibbid-
*Power goes off*
Plot twist: Alpha is Light
"I play warhammer 40k" **city wide power outage ensues**
“So I’ve been playing this new game! It’s called-“
The Sim- *TURNS BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN*
league of legends - the whole Earth shuts down the Sun explodes
"Hello Kitty! Water Park Adventures X"
It’s all making sense…
Alpha is just short for alfalfa which is the rizziest little rascal
When i see content creator's like you I'm reminded thay there's still people out there who are passionate, making creative and original content when we are in a time surrounded by a meta which rewards reactors who put in no effort, reuploading others creative and original videos.
Keep up the good work 👍
the way the light got brighter with the first one
Imagine your entire house going dark because some incel next door is screaming slurs at his computer
This one got a good belly chuckle out of me😂
Me: Breathes
The Entire City : Aight imma head out
At least the light got turned off 😂😂
Should've said "let's go 50/50".
“Let’s split the bill” would also work
Me: *Looks at the light
Light: **Turns fucking off*
Bonus points for the embedded Genesis story
This one was so good 😂😂
Why is this so accurate
Hi, I'm a brony (sun turns off)
Are bronies still a Thing??…. Oh wait *remembering seeing those MLP listings on ebay recently* nvm 😅
Prepare to have an angry Twlight Sparkle at your house in 1 to 2 business hours
Finally a video I can show friend group bravo
Why is no one talking that when he said "I make a lot more money than you" the light became brighter
its just based on facts. statistics show like 90% of women prefer higher earning partner
@@BULD0SISthem New York women are in despair right now lol
@@BULD0SIS I'd say it's actually 90% of people
No, it's generally women, men statistically don't particularly care to have a partner that earns more @@staff4226
the video itself actually disagrees with you, Al said "earning more money" is only a turn off for male lights, so... @@staff4226
Rookie. All i have to do is walk in the room
Yeah, even as a male i hate when idiots call themselves or others alphas or chads or anything like that.
Must be hard to be an alpha caiden...
Chad take my man.
Huh, you sound like a real sigma+.
That's a pretty sigma opinion brother.
He won the battle but lost the war😂
With an average 2000's light, the dude just has to exist. 💀
Me when even the sun turns off:
I was born in the darkness, you've merely adapted to it
Amazon should take lessons from this guy about delivery.
"Im a nice guy" *light explodes
*Puts on fedora* “good night.”
You really know women because I am holding a nearly identical notebook as I type this😂
If he said he’s packing, day would be night for ever.
Al with the reality check for those idiots
*unzips pants*
"God damn it i caused another blackout😑"
Say sigma instead of alpha and there's a whole blackout in the neighborhood
"Overconfident, insecure"
How the hell would it even work?? xD
The light intensified as soon as he said "I make a lot more money than you" 😂
Killing two birds with one stone... He's a real alpha.
Me:walks into room
Light:explodes
Me:lonley
Me: Walks into the room*
Bulb: Turns off*
After this Al moved in with John to save electricity
I like how he’s actually explaining energy and light
I love how the light got even bright when he said "I make more money than you"
Now thats just counterproductive
Just my existence is enough to do this
This is so accurate 😂
No no no, that tooth brushing thing would absolutely do the trick.
Alex: The kids are asleep, so what do you say you and me-
Table lamp: turns off
“So what do you say you and me-“
*lights turn down even more*
Just to point it out since no one noticed. The cord to the light was connected to the female version of him. Meaning that "she" made him turn her off so she didnt have to do the deed with him while making sure that the light turned off to hide the fact that she wanted him to turn her off but made sure that that was the only way to turn off the light. (I think about these things too much..)
This is gold. Im in love with you
"I play LoL"
Light: turns off immediatly
When he said “I make a lot more money then you” I thought he was just talking to his wife💀
He isn't wrong tho
"Avatar the Last Airbender has peak storytelling and character development", the the lightbulb starts leaking.
Me: sets foot on the welcome mat
Every light in the house: *shatters*
Id just have to wink at it
Your lights turn on? I've always thought they were broken!
“Short circuits”
😂 I couldn't stop laughing I was taking a hit of my blunt
*walks in room*
Light: (instantly explodes)
Clever concept!
I get it 😂
Bro made my whole life👌👌
me just existing:
i could just walk in and it'd turn off, then as i leave it'd turn on
Me: hi
Entire neighborhood has blackout
Me:ok
thats why im a smegma male
Was waiting for Charlie Puth "Light Switch" to start at the end...
"What the sigma"
Power outage
Facts
"Hey babe, I found this cool guy who makes the funniest shorts, his name is Al, and..."
...
The sun hasn't risen in days, though who can really say how many it has been exactly...
Me, just doing what I enjoy: *Light turns off*
The one thing that would make it shine brighter is (unfortunately): “I like guys.”
Me: *Tips fedora
Blackout in a five mile radius:
Me: _walks into the room_
The light: *_complete and utter blackout. Not a single watt of electricity has entered a thirty mile radius for three months._*
"I love you"
*Becomes* *a* *black* *light*
True Sigma behavior 🗿
(I regret typing this)
Dryer than the sahara desert during a drought 😂😂
Roll that beautiful bean footage.
fun fact, they developed switches because they discovered long term vocal chord damage due to excessive use while turning off the light. a revolutionary invention saved many baritones
It saw my face and started to suck in light
Its time you faced your fear.
Me: Hey you got an oxygen tank? Cause you take my breath away ;)
*Whole town experiences a blackout for the next 3 months*
me: 👀
light:💀