"sigma male" was invented because really beta guys didn't want to admit they're betas, but they also realized they couldn't get away with calling themselves "alpha". I guess that is the ultimate sigma move
@@neetpride5919 You're literally what people make fun of. There's no such thing as betas, sigmas and alphas and the fact you believe in that sht is corny. I can't say for certain for you, but anyone that identifies with any of those terms is an actual incel.
There were two guys fighting outside my local shop recently because one of them said he was the alpha and the other was a beta. Grown ass men fighting over this
When i see content creator's like you I'm reminded thay there's still people out there who are passionate, making creative and original content when we are in a time surrounded by a meta which rewards reactors who put in no effort, reuploading others creative and original videos. Keep up the good work 👍
fun fact, they developed switches because they discovered long term vocal chord damage due to excessive use while turning off the light. a revolutionary invention saved many baritones
Just to point it out since no one noticed. The cord to the light was connected to the female version of him. Meaning that "she" made him turn her off so she didnt have to do the deed with him while making sure that the light turned off to hide the fact that she wanted him to turn her off but made sure that that was the only way to turn off the light. (I think about these things too much..)
"Hey babe, I found this cool guy who makes the funniest shorts, his name is Al, and..." ... The sun hasn't risen in days, though who can really say how many it has been exactly...
The modern light switch with quick break was invented in 1884. A turn off screw was used since 1880. The light bulb was patented 1880 by Eddison. The given dates on your video are thus off by more than 20 years.
M'lady...
Instant blackout lol
Why?
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She said turn off the light, not destroy the whole power grid. 😅
The concept of electricity has been erased
Sir, domestic violence is not a joke.
40 seconds? Those are rookie numbers. I could easily half that without even trying.
20 sec those beginner numbers Im a professional and I can easily do 4/5ths of that and then that bitch go on cooldown for an hour
I could do it in 0.000001 seconds
Id do it as soon as it smelt my sigma stench. I haven’t cleaned myself in 6 years
Oh really? Instead of just turning it off like a low life. I just smash the lightbulb and buy a new one every time.
@@Bigchinckalishious WTF man
Me:hi.
Light:(turns off aggressively).
Must have been so traumatic. I wonder how emotionally scarred the lightbulb got.
@@mbatistas had me in the first half, not gonna lie 💀😂
Nah bro the light bulb would start sucking I the light
Lol
I think it’s not just off, it’s broken at this point.
It takes a real Alpha to turn off a light and your girl with just one word. Respect.
This should be a lot higher in the recommended comments 😂
The only reason why it was you
Bro is on that smegma male grindset
@@HeloisGevit 😂😂
It would turn off immediately if I entered the room
HE JUST LIKE ME FR!!!!!
Mission failed successfully
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I think it’s the opposite
😂
Mission completed unsuccessfully
He turned off two birds with one sentence 💀
Birds is hilarious 😂😂
Erm I don’t think that’s the way the phrase goes
I need no seconds, my rizz does not exist at all 💀
not exist or its anti-rizz?
@@cklambo probably both
what do you mean you cannot reply to replies on your own comments?
"I'm a sigma male" whole city shuts down
"sigma male" was invented because really beta guys didn't want to admit they're betas, but they also realized they couldn't get away with calling themselves "alpha". I guess that is the ultimate sigma move
@@neetpride5919u got to be kidding me bro💀
@@neetpride5919 You're literally what people make fun of. There's no such thing as betas, sigmas and alphas and the fact you believe in that sht is corny. I can't say for certain for you, but anyone that identifies with any of those terms is an actual incel.
"i have no problems admitting i still cry watching Mufasa's death scene"
That isn't one
Nah that's a turn on.
That one is also more for men.
You are wrong for this sir
@@yourshoulderdevil5229nah men don’t judge people for crying
"technically showering is bad for your body's ecosyst-"
* Goes into negative lumens *
Oh god, the accuracy
I got this, “I play League of Legends.”
*darkness engulfs the Earth.
Al put the plot twist in the first 3 seconds this time
Me: Looks at light
Light: *burns out*
That is so skibbid-
*Power goes off*
"Actually resto druids are quite good and offer a lot of utility to the raid"
Rofl 😂😂😂
+1 vanilla wow reference.
There were two guys fighting outside my local shop recently because one of them said he was the alpha and the other was a beta. Grown ass men fighting over this
Should've said "let's go 50/50".
“Let’s split the bill” would also work
“So I’ve been playing this new game! It’s called-“
The Sim- *TURNS BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN*
league of legends - the whole Earth shuts down the Sun explodes
"Hello Kitty! Water Park Adventures X"
"I play warhammer 40k" **city wide power outage ensues**
the way the light got brighter with the first one
Why is this so accurate
This one got a good belly chuckle out of me😂
Me: *Looks at the light
Light: **Turns fucking off*
When i see content creator's like you I'm reminded thay there's still people out there who are passionate, making creative and original content when we are in a time surrounded by a meta which rewards reactors who put in no effort, reuploading others creative and original videos.
Keep up the good work 👍
At least the light got turned off 😂😂
This one was so good 😂😂
Me: Breathes
The Entire City : Aight imma head out
Hi, I'm a brony (sun turns off)
Are bronies still a Thing??…. Oh wait *remembering seeing those MLP listings on ebay recently* nvm 😅
Prepare to have an angry Twlight Sparkle at your house in 1 to 2 business hours
Why is no one talking that when he said "I make a lot more money than you" the light became brighter
its just based on facts. statistics show like 90% of women prefer higher earning partner
@@BULD0SISthem New York women are in despair right now lol
@@BULD0SIS I'd say it's actually 90% of people
No, it's generally women, men statistically don't particularly care to have a partner that earns more @@staff4226
the video itself actually disagrees with you, Al said "earning more money" is only a turn off for male lights, so... @@staff4226
Al with the reality check for those idiots
Yeah, even as a male i hate when idiots call themselves or others alphas or chads or anything like that.
Must be hard to be an alpha caiden...
Chad take my man.
Huh, you sound like a real sigma+.
That's a pretty sigma opinion brother.
"My pronouns are..."
*sudden pitchblack darkness*
The light intensified as soon as he said "I make a lot more money than you" 😂
Finally a video I can show friend group bravo
Rookie. All i have to do is walk in the room
He won the battle but lost the war😂
I like how he’s actually explaining energy and light
If he said he’s packing, day would be night for ever.
“So what do you say you and me-“
*lights turn down even more*
Amazon should take lessons from this guy about delivery.
I love how the light got even bright when he said "I make more money than you"
Killing two birds with one stone... He's a real alpha.
After this Al moved in with John to save electricity
You really know women because I am holding a nearly identical notebook as I type this😂
"I play LoL"
Light: turns off immediatly
fun fact, they developed switches because they discovered long term vocal chord damage due to excessive use while turning off the light. a revolutionary invention saved many baritones
"Avatar the Last Airbender has peak storytelling and character development", the the lightbulb starts leaking.
Me: Walks into the room*
Bulb: Turns off*
Your lights turn on? I've always thought they were broken!
That "ah the fuck" is the cherry on this video
Me: sets foot on the welcome mat
Every light in the house: *shatters*
Alex: The kids are asleep, so what do you say you and me-
Table lamp: turns off
*walks in room*
Light: (instantly explodes)
Me, just doing what I enjoy: *Light turns off*
Imagine your entire house going dark because some incel next door is screaming slurs at his computer
I get it 😂
Dryer than the sahara desert during a drought 😂😂
Some say that light never turned back on
"I love you"
*Becomes* *a* *black* *light*
Just to point it out since no one noticed. The cord to the light was connected to the female version of him. Meaning that "she" made him turn her off so she didnt have to do the deed with him while making sure that the light turned off to hide the fact that she wanted him to turn her off but made sure that that was the only way to turn off the light. (I think about these things too much..)
I turned off your mom's light in 1856. Gottem
I wonder how he’s gonna manage to turn it on again the next morning.
😂 I couldn't stop laughing I was taking a hit of my blunt
*unzips pants*
"God damn it i caused another blackout😑"
When he said “I make a lot more money then you” I thought he was just talking to his wife💀
He isn't wrong tho
me: 👀
light:💀
"I'm a straight white male."
Straight women: yay
@@anastasiaalimova5452 Straight women turn off my lights too. 😂
Just my existence is enough to do this
It is a trap!
Bro made my whole life👌👌
"I don't want to sit on your face"
Me: Hey
The sun: ⚫️
"I play league"
I walk into the room and the bulb blows up
Id just have to wink at it
Me: *Tips fedora
Blackout in a five mile radius:
“Short circuits”
All I'd have to do is look at it💀
Here is how to make it turn off immediately, just point at it and say “this lighting makes you look fat”
When lights have regular genders but people don't 😅
Ehhh the teeth brushing thing would have made it turn off for me in .2 seconds flat 😂 gross.
Say sigma instead of alpha and there's a whole blackout in the neighborhood
Is this why there are no lights in any room im in?
Roll that beautiful bean footage.
me just existing:
Electrizzity
There is no winning
True Sigma behavior 🗿
(I regret typing this)
Just tip the fedora
Edit: he turned off two lights in this one
Biblically accurate
Was waiting for Charlie Puth "Light Switch" to start at the end...
All I have to do is walk in the room
"Hey babe, I found this cool guy who makes the funniest shorts, his name is Al, and..."
...
The sun hasn't risen in days, though who can really say how many it has been exactly...
"Capricorn are the best"
Me: hi
Entire neighborhood has blackout
Me:ok
I’m not like other boys I’m a nice guy-
*light breaks and will never turn on again*
The real plot is woman in 1856 having a tolerated opinion, lol
That light needs to calm down, it's acting like it's mother.
The modern light switch with quick break was invented in 1884. A turn off screw was used since 1880. The light bulb was patented 1880 by Eddison. The given dates on your video are thus off by more than 20 years.