nah, he got us in the first half of the first half, read our emotions, then played along, then plot twisted in the first half of the second half, and then plot twisted the climax. Damn, these whites are really getting out of hand...
He went balls deep, he stared directly into the algorithm's eye and the algorithm blinked, had to turn its head to admit it was no longer in control. Alex is unchained.
0:33 "... seeing as how my manager strongly advised against making this video, and that he only lives 15 seconds away ..." And it was exactly 15 seconds from the comma that the manager came running. Man, that attention to detail lmao
@@BobTheSnail759 XD, yeah but obviously mean that if you were to actually encourage cannibalism or eat human flesh you'd probably be in trouble. But it's kinda crazy how people have grown more tolerant to that kind of "clearly wrong" shit than to for example anything regarding *skin color* or *gender*
@@shivamwasp why not? if you post a comment its because you think its good, and if you think its good you should like it. only insecure self-hating losers don't like their own comments.
@@seaweedbrain2933 if you make any factual comment on crime rates and a certain race i wont name, your comment will get deleted and youll get timed out for a day for hate speech. happened to me twice
@@nov3m472 Same goes the other way though. Cant tell you how many of my comments debunking racist beliefs or attacking racists get removed because of the terms or wording that sets off the algo. Same if you want to point out statistics about another certain race that leads in crimes involving large crowds, schools, and firearms.
@@martianproductions997 comments get deleted all the time, dont ask me why, even when its outside of politics, but the only times when i ever got BANNED was exactly what i stated earlier
Crazy to imagine that your jokes continue to get better and better. This reminds me of that satire I read in school about how eating babies would help solve a hunger crisis.
As an Asian, we taste good cause we have been marinating in spices since our birth and also we taste healthier. If you're lucky, you might get an Asian with boba, that's dessert
I definitely did think it was going to be about NASCAR and stuff… but honestly idk how he even puts so many twists and 4th wall breaks in 90 seconds lol
Hey I love your channel when you finally start making minecraft content keep making comedy also I watched your every video and I liked each one of them and gosh damn you are so funny! My mom will love this channel!!! Keep going!
LOL I really did think this is about cannibalism and the fact that people will be more okay with this rather than racism... Lol caught me off guard in the end 😂
He got us in the first half, and then he got us again in the second half
I think Thanos had something to say about that
nah, he got us in the first half of the first half, read our emotions, then played along, then plot twisted in the first half of the second half, and then plot twisted the climax.
Damn, these whites are really getting out of hand...
real
not only did he get us, I also get him, completely
@@jeremytitus9519 reality if often disappointing
I hate this video. It ended before I could find out which race tastes the best.
never know until you try
Obviously Indians the amount of different flavours they make maybe Italians too
@mac.fk14 You like spicy Italian sausage? What?
It's whites. That's why he wouldn't rate them, out of modesty. They taste superior.
@@marutafrfx8910 Exactly! Taste is very subjective. Gotta go out and try it yourself.
As an asian, I'm just glad we got an A
Why? That just means you'll be sought after more by cannibals during the apocalypse.
@@neetpride5919u don’t get the joke do u? Do u get the video?
A stands for good job, and B stands for failure.
@@deadsoldiertr yes
@@deadsoldiertri read this in steven he’s voice🤣
I was expecting the end joke to be something along the lines of it only being cannibalism if you consider them human
*Harvey:* “It’s only cannibalism if you consider them human” is on the board.
*Contestant:* Oh I get it.
@@jeremytitus9519alright steve imma go with "they count?"
Where are the jews?!
@@iftachderazon2051slow cooking in oven currently
Oh my days. That is brutal. Brutally funny.
He went balls deep, he stared directly into the algorithm's eye and the algorithm blinked, had to turn its head to admit it was no longer in control. Alex is unchained.
The algorithm turned its head and coughed
You may think so, but this video seems shadow banned. I didn’t get in suggestions like I do.
@@aravindsurendrani did
@@aravindsurendran I did
@@aravindsurendran i did lmao
Holy fuck he actually did it. He read my mind as I was thinking it.
BRO SAME
First time?
Or maybe you thought about it as you were seeing it. 😮
Why were you thinking about cannibalism and racism lol
Wait you also think about a race tier list?
0:33 "... seeing as how my manager strongly advised against making this video, and that he only lives 15 seconds away ..."
And it was exactly 15 seconds from the comma that the manager came running.
Man, that attention to detail lmao
Alex is a fuckin genius
Wow i didn't even notice that's crazy
Alex is completely unhinged and I'm here for it
"I don't think cannibalism is cancelable"
SICK, that means I can make more videos about being a cannibal
waiting for the mukbang
@@elsapochumingo6642 LMAO
I might do that for Halloween
Careful, my doctor said that eating too much human flesh makes you fat. Like bread.
@@Wertsir don't worry, you just gotta know what to cook
@@elsapochumingo6642bro not even funny
I really love to see Argentina getting represented. Can confirm we taste awful tho.
Italians LARPing as the Spanish
Lmao i cant breath right now 😂
You can confirm? Hold up!
Ayo ?? how can u confirm🤔
Yeah we eat to little Vegetables and to much meat
By far the best content to come out all February
He alluded in another video that "if you wanna be racist do it on Feb 29" and yeah I think hes warming up
UA-cam doesn't know what to do with this one, I got asked "What did you think of this video?"
I gave it 5 stars for "informative" and "useful."
💀💀💀💀💀
"I don't think cannibalism is cancelable" 😂 is crazy
I mean, he hasn't been cancelled yet 🤷♀
@@BobTheSnail759 XD, yeah but obviously mean that if you were to actually encourage cannibalism or eat human flesh you'd probably be in trouble. But it's kinda crazy how people have grown more tolerant to that kind of "clearly wrong" shit than to for example anything regarding *skin color* or *gender*
@@_burningshadow_8010 I was just making a joke. But, yes, I fully agree with you!
@@BobTheSnail759 yeah I know, XD
As an Asian, I'm disappointed I didn't get A+
Tier list don't have A+, rather have S tier as the top tier.
You sure you asian?
@@shivamwasp everyone knows that, you sure you got a sense of humour?
@@dontmesswiththeriddim2699 all right but don't like your own comment
@@shivamwasp why not? if you post a comment its because you think its good, and if you think its good you should like it. only insecure self-hating losers don't like their own comments.
@@Zeus.2459 got it.
the manager actually taking 15 seconds was kinda funny
He's always one step ahead. And that's how you can't get cancelled🗿
I don’t know Alex but the guy is obviously a S tier when it comes to creating funny content while dodging bullets from the UA-cam matrix
Meanwhile my comments keep getting removed, and it keeps pausing my ability to comment. "Free speech" huh?
@@seaweedbrain2933 if you make any factual comment on crime rates and a certain race i wont name, your comment will get deleted and youll get timed out for a day for hate speech. happened to me twice
@@nov3m472 Same goes the other way though. Cant tell you how many of my comments debunking racist beliefs or attacking racists get removed because of the terms or wording that sets off the algo. Same if you want to point out statistics about another certain race that leads in crimes involving large crowds, schools, and firearms.
@@martianproductions997 comments get deleted all the time, dont ask me why, even when its outside of politics, but the only times when i ever got BANNED was exactly what i stated earlier
@@nov3m47212% of population 50% of crimes
As he was approaching the punchline, I whispered to myself, "oh, Jesus, here it comes" and I wasn't disappointed. Good bye, Al. Nice knowing you.
This is truly the peak content i subscribed for.
Crazy to imagine that your jokes continue to get better and better. This reminds me of that satire I read in school about how eating babies would help solve a hunger crisis.
A modest proposal, by
Johnathan Swift.
Babies are around 2 kg,it cant even solve a family hunger.
@@kalaasmna9116 Just gotta eat more of them!
@@kalaasmna9116 A 1 month old baby is on average 4.5 kg, that is enough to feed a small family for a week
Eating hungry people is more efficient. The eater and the eater both no longer hungry after.
I swear to God if this isn't race tracks
It’s the races races
But what if it was Race Wars, like in the early Fast and Furious films?
@@acgeewhiz Thats all race war will ever be in my head.
This channel is legit THE BEST on youtube right know
Damn! Damn! Damn! This rollercoaster ride turned my boring day to "I'm going to think about this all day" day. Hats off sir❤🎉
Mans is really gonna just throw us a curveball at the last five seconds 😂
Do Asian people do a pet tier list?
Bats - S
Dogs - A
hahahah oh my days
Cats - C
This is a great joke
You broke my try "not to laugh" at the last second
Asians: *we are at A tier*
Asian high expectations dad: *WHY NOT S TIER????*
As an Asian, we taste good cause we have been marinating in spices since our birth and also we taste healthier. If you're lucky, you might get an Asian with boba, that's dessert
I definitely did think it was going to be about NASCAR and stuff… but honestly idk how he even puts so many twists and 4th wall breaks in 90 seconds lol
I love this video so much. It has honestly enlightened me on how society really takes stuff in the wrong way.
Strongly disagree with black people in D tier. Chocolate is amazing
But dark chocolate is ass
Being a desi, I promise you that people hate us so, so much.
@@Anthony_Or_YesnoBut not a dark chocolate ass.
I swear Alex’s are the most unhinged people ever and say the most outlandish stuff I should know I’m one
I was anticipating "well I'm not going to eat *people*"
He played us 3 times in 1,5 minutes
also putting black people at D for pp and asians at A for their grades. tons of small things like that
Before the punchline I was thinking ”Man, is he really gonna make us prefer cannibalism over racism…”
So refreshing to watch something like that in 2024
If you got cancelled. Remember we are with you till the end Alex!
Were. Past tense. We were with you to the end.
@@DavidSmith-rf5jehe got cancelled 💀?
truly a 🤖 moment
Things you can't cancel:
1. A Taylor Swift concert
2. Your Netflix subscription
3. AL
Bro is edging youtube so hard
This was like dodging the bullet, only to end up getting hit by the train.
This man pulled a 180 on us, and then did another 180 and gave us whiplash.
Truly Al is a comedian of our time
Race tier list
Black people
-S tier
Asian people
- S tier
Mexican people
-S tier
White people
-SS tier (the goat)
French people
-F tier
You, sir, just keep upp’ing the ante. And keep us guessing where each punchline is going. Masterfully done. Keep up the great work!
Last sentence is so real
Bro they had 3 days left 😢
That was a rollercoaster of emotions.
This is some great content keep up the good work
Hey I love your channel when you finally start making minecraft content keep making comedy also I watched your every video and I liked each one of them and gosh damn you are so funny! My mom will love this channel!!!
Keep going!
oof, that last line is the kind of whiplash i love in your humour
That fake out at the end got me
Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!
This clever on so many freakin levels, absolutely perfect 🙌🎉
The looks into the camera. The "you know" look
Al liked this video so much that he couldn't wait for Feb 29
UA-cam’s algorithm is held hostage in the hallway outside that room 💀💀
You are seriously a scary genius lmao. I've never seen any other comedian like you before.
Man, your videos are something else...
Keep it up! :)
9/10 video. You should put the completed list at the end of the video. It might be very helpful for lots of people.
As a Cannibal, I can confirm this rating
Today is my birthday. Thanks, Al, for always delivering when I need you the most.
This video has me feeling like I've run a marathon only to wind up right back where I started.
Too funny!😂😂😂 didn’t see that closing line coming!
ahhhhhhhhh the twists and turns. got me good on several. LOLLL. ace job, mate.
Congratz on having bigger balls than most comedians out there.
That punchline was all I needed from this video. 😂😂
This man’s style of comedy! 👌🏻👨🏻🍳
As a Stellaris player - I approve this video. And obviously S tier would be your lithoids
Suffer not the xeno
This guy is one of the best UA-camrs out there
This title and thumbnail is put together perfect and the video is unbelievably funny.
LOL! The last punchline at the end! 🤣😂
This is NEXT Level Trolling🤣
There needs to be a tier list of tier lists so this can be at the top of it
As the wise man said, it's just a matter of taste
That's brilliant, m8
Thanks for good dose of fun!
This is a masterpiece. Only thing that I'm missing is that you didn’t rank what spices would work best for them
I fuckin love this guy
I love the "I havent felt the touch of a women in 20 years," bit in the ad he showed
Finally a video I can sink my teeth into ...
this is twisted on so many levels, but i cant look away
That was a wild ride
LOL I really did think this is about cannibalism and the fact that people will be more okay with this rather than racism... Lol caught me off guard in the end 😂
I've gotta get that shirt!
OK Guys I think Al signed a deal with youtube
This was hilarious. 10/10 Ending.
That went from not racism to racism to not racism to racism.
Bro is god tier with his comedy
Al's plot twist never fails
Now I'm really interested in the rating you were gonna give us mexicans though
This man is built different 😂
That punchlie hit me like phily hit hitchbot
I laughed out loud when I saw this video for about 5 seconds, and then I clicked it😂
I wasn't disappointed
Dude no way Nicaragua got their own shoutout woooo!!!!!! 🇳🇮💙
I thought he was gonna say that "I'm not a cannibal they aren't HUMANS"
It's been 7 days and not a cancel in sight. This man is a legend
I didnt think he could fool .e this much, but as always, his plot twists are too good
Reminds me of the race draft from the Chapelle show
As an argentinian im glad we were mentioned in one of al's videos
Man saying Nicaraguan gave me a heart attack
I'm eating Mexican right now.
"Because their the soup-ier race?" ("Superior": fakeout word)?