Hello! - I know there isn't much to look at in this one. It was certainly a challenge to create "monitisable" artwork for this video. All the art I created for it just looked bad - so i decided to use Male face by "Tom Hodes" - www.artstation.com/artwork/wbNmV as that was what i wanted to create ... a human face that just looked slightly "off". I promise i'll get better at adding better visuals in the future. But hey, new video layout and I've brought back the smokey effect from my old videos that a lot of people still comment about! :D - Thanks for watching/listening ... I really appreciate it!
The interview edits were a nice touch! Surprised you didn't take a stab at what you thought B or C class versions looked like, even if you used an open source Male face.
I don't know what you are saying, Mark Zuckerberg clearly is human, one day he said "01010101010111101010101010101" which is something only a regular homo sapien sapien would say, I shall now return to my regular residence fellow homo sapiens
The only reason we were able to finally contain him was our altered media called him "Mark Zucchiniberg", and fooled the SCP into thinking Commander Data was the only human in Star Trek TNG.
"And worse of all, he could be anyone one of us! He could be in this very room, it could be you, it could be me, it could even be-" *gets shot* Me: "woah, woah!" Scp officer: "what? It was obvious!"
Scp officer 1 “So we still have problem” Scp officer 2 “well we better get to work on finding this normal human person” Scp officer 3 pulls out knife Scp of. 3 “behind right you”
SCP-3994: We're the greatest conquerers in the universe. SCP Foundation: We named you SCP-... 3994. SCP-3994: Yeah, so? Foundation: Do you really think that was the first number we started with? Greatest conquerers in the universe? Get in line.
@@Nikoli492 Now I want to see when all the humans are dead and all the SCPs are fighting for dominance and control over the earth and not to mention having to do the SCP foundation job of keeping multiplying cake and universe eaters under control.
@@ender_lord1202 That sounds like a great premise for a story. I'm imagining an SCP written by the SCP that takes over for the foundation, and with every entry a tone of increasing frusteration and an expression of regret for getting rid of the foundation and sticking itself with the job.
When I saw that cup one of the first things I thought was how fake it would seem if it would keep steaming throughout long video's. But I understand why someone who's bad at noticing details would find this amazing.
Can you imagine being the team assigned to creating fake tv shows for this SCP? I just picture a bunch of staffers badly acting out assorted skits with cardboard backgrounds, begrudgingly reciting lines, thinking "I got my PhD for this?"
14:34 Can we all just appreciate that slight little mistake SCP-3994 makes with its explanation. "We haven't found them all. We dont know how many there are. YOU dont even know how they multiply." You can hear the tone slightly shift with that last line until "he" composes himself again until he starts to explain to the director that they arent as dumb as we believed them to be.
Yessssss i noticed that the first time and and I was like, “wait, only him? How does Koffman know?” And then the ending where it is revealed that Koffman has been on vacation....whew, chills.
@Patrick Ancona SCP Foundation: ah, hello SCP-3994 You watch/read MSM like nomal people yes? (Foundation Edited) News Media: AOC isn't a senator... She's a Satanist and Boomers landed on the streets of Normandy. (Patrick Ancona) SCP-3994 Instance: Ah yes. True news.
-Man, Dib. You think that just 'cause someone looks different, you can call them an alien? -I guess Old Kid's an alien too, huh? Old Kid: How's it goin'?
@@gbdornls Until containment is not a practical possibility. SCPs have been used against other SCPs in order to neutralize or contain high risk threats in the past. Besides a memetic kill agent is unlikely to wipe them out entirely given access to one mind from another seems to require it to be willed from one end. Which is why I suggested a slow burn. One that gets worse over time without treatment. Given the organizations history with memetics the SCP foundation would be one of very few groups that could be turned to that would not kill/mutate/enslave them on contact. Hell a kill agent may not even be necessary, which is also why I suggested memetics like "This is a Miror. You are a typo." Just something that outs them as a cohesive group would be enough. However given the apparent hostility and sheer impossibility of containment it would be my recommendation to neutralize this SCP entirely. Prolonged containment is not feasible, and unlike many other SCP death does not pass these entities over. Besides, elimination of SCP entities is common place across hundreds of SCPs. What is one more?
Convince all of them that normal human behavior is to volunteer at foundation sites to become D-Class personnel. Two problems solved at once. "Modern problems require modern solutions."
Wow, I certainly did not expect that twist at the end! I can not believe doctor koffman was an instance of SCP 3994! Well fellow humans, please reply to this UA-cam comment to discuss the topic of SCP 3994 further!
If it was a joke scp it would have -j after its designation number. J stands for joke. The one with the sun is a -j, for example, although there is another scp that is the sun, a 001 proposal, but I know which one you're referring to based on the contents of your comment.
It was "discovered" later that Doctor Kaufman had been on vacation for the past two weeks? So nobody noticed for whole two weeks that a doctor who was supposed to be off duty walked around the site, using his access card and talked to lots of staff like he had a stroke... I would say there will be some guards assigned to keter duty soon, but seeing that SCP-3994 is already keter, I suppose assignments to SCP-2845 as D-class are in order. Or being assigned to Doctor Cleffs personal lab assistants...
These SCP's sound like that thing the Game Grumps came up with. "Ah yes, we shall take our HUUmaAan cars to the HUUmaAan store to buy HUmaAan waffles. Hmm, yes I am HUUmaAan!"
Foundation Dr: Ah what a lovely day! Foundation Agent: Yeah totally Doctor: To feel the sun on my face and the wind on my zlaff receptor Other Doctor: No, humans don't have zlaff receptors Doctor: What? I am quite sure they do Agent: What are you guys talking about?
might be a minor thing, but I really appreciate how subtle the noise you use for redacted material is. some SCP content uses the traditional television bleep and it's jarring and annoying as hell.
this is now one of my favorite scps. I just love how it can be read as a story and how it ends with a plot twist. I initially thought they would just be dumb aliens but as the story progressed it became more eerier
Personal half baked theory for SCP universe. Humans are extinct and planet Earth is a cold war style battle ground between various imposter/perception altering SCP instances, and they all think they are preying on humans but in fact they are competing for global domination with other SCPs. Maybe that is the case and you are the last overlooked human.
This would be a great addition to SCP Secret Laboratory. Imagine all the fun we would have if an scp secretly becomes one scientist and then we find out he actually is a scp.
One way is to maybe have the Secret SCP's mic intentionally glitched out or something, idk, just something to differentiate the real from the Shells, or maybe have the shells go away after a minute
They screwed up copying us fat white Americans. Not exactly the top of the food chain in terms of their ability to survive without a nearby McDonalds and an internet connection. We already got an SCP that has extra arms, organs and is fat and white.
@@lock_ray I would say Exploring Series is worth checking out as well. No doubt Volgun's production quality is top-notch, but I wish he branched out more and did more short stories like some other channels.
8:30 SCP-3994-A-7 pauses briefly. It gazes distantly, then clears its throat. The following lines from SCP-3994-A-7 contained several words of Argentinian Spanish SCP-3994-A-7: Un waffle, me parece, es como un panqueue pero mas grueso, boludo. Y se come con miel o jarabe para el desayuno. A nosotros, los humanos, nos gusta una banda. Re popular aca en Argentina.
You know what’s scary? They’re not violent. They only attacked personnel to escape and deer for food. Outside of that, they haven’t harmed anyone. I think this is a case of the SCP foundation wanting to stay in control
Ah yes, sound like normal person to me. Now, hungry for breakfast, gonna get waffle i think! If anything needs, I'll be doing normal human things, like us, like walking on leg and breathing.
There's a lot - but i want to do them justice. SCP-3000 is top of my list though :) - I also want to remake some of my old videos that have aged really poorly, like unlondon and the red sea object.
@@TheVolgun Me: do you even know what scp-3000 is? TheVolgun: of course! It's **pauses** a common story humans, I mean we, tell here in Argentina. Me: **squinting suspiciously at you** IIIIII'm watchin' you, buddy....
Either, one, the writer forgot, or two, and instance of scp-3994 can become independent from the rest of the group and "Koffman" was an instance that was undiscovered from the very beginning he copied Koffman and learned enough to be a practically perfect copy, or maybe he's communicating with the ones outside the facility instead of inside.
Either he was so into his "Koffman" persona that he didn't share the knowledge he got because it's not what "Koffman" would've done, or.... much more terrifying, the instances of SCP-3994 currently in custody are all just playing dumb about being dumb to cover for the real, free ones out there.
Hehehe. I love how the SCP canon describes things like horror movie monsters and Body Snatcher invasions and _just boxes them._ Even if the monsters are squirming to get out.
Koffman: do you know what a "waffel" Is, right? Scp: ... UHHHHH... (Whispering telepatically) Hey guys, u know whut waffal its??? Lol, sounds like he got interrogated but didn't study, so he asks to the classmates xD
Ah yes hello other humans being humons, how you are *the fools won't realise that I am an actual human pulling a reverse on them* shall we swallow the rocks each other with yes
Zero Law me am human aswell! Let us human together to breath dyhydrogen monoxide be fun yes! Closing and reopening eyes rapidly to remove debris and lubricate them is also human good Let us eat waffles; I believe to watch fun laugh! What ball throw team on? Is human fellow on red blue or?
I really like this SCP, i love the implication of the SCP being way more intelligent than the Foundation assumed it to be, they're so used of being in control that the moment a new entity shows to be pretty easy to identify and secure, they lower their guard, completely ignoring the fact that they are the ones that are being played with. Like, imagine if the hive mind actually makes some of it's members act more unnatural just so they can be captured on purpose? Making the foundation create protocols and containment methods around these inferior instances just so they can feel in control, giving them an easy to contain anomaly, ignoring the possibility that maybe the most advanced members of the hive mind are out there, completely safe from their grasp, and while they're still out there we can adapt, learn and blend, making their attempts of tricking them useless? It must be rather entretaining from the collective's perspective to see all this happen, i think
Simple way to beat SCP-3994 since shared hive mind it'll be a bonus experiment too. Show a group of SCP-3994 a photo of the face of SCP-096 and sit back and await the need to contain SCP-096.
@@lvlHive amnestics don’t work on them right can’t they just do a worldwide amnestic release and put everyone to sleep in the area he is currently in, should just take a couple of days lol
@@Sloth_Hive_God_of_N.E.E.T.s That would not work so well as they can and probably will learn to just pretend they cant remember. they are highly adaptive.
Holy moly so. my friend and I made up these creatures a few years back and a fan (dogteeth) decided to write an SCP page for them, I had no idea it would ever be actually read for a UA-cam vid??? this is fantastic!! Thank you so much Volgun!
(Also fun fact: the original design for them had anthro/furry “shells” but the article author tweaked it enough to work as a realistic SCP which I really appreciate lol, Much more palatable)
@@TheVolgun Fancy. I especially like yellow instead of green for Safe, goes with the distinction between Captial S Foundation Safe and little s safe like Webster would use it.
@@TheVolgun you should add some cigarettes to the ashtray in the back, and maybe have them still smoking to add to the smoke/steam effect from the mug.
Hello! - I know there isn't much to look at in this one. It was certainly a challenge to create "monitisable" artwork for this video. All the art I created for it just looked bad - so i decided to use Male face by "Tom Hodes" - www.artstation.com/artwork/wbNmV as that was what i wanted to create ... a human face that just looked slightly "off". I promise i'll get better at adding better visuals in the future. But hey, new video layout and I've brought back the smokey effect from my old videos that a lot of people still comment about! :D - Thanks for watching/listening ... I really appreciate it!
TheVolgun your art is amazing, the production quality of your videos is literally award-worthy.
it's fine man it looks and sounds great,
your videos are already outstanding. while aiming for improvement is always a good thing please don't stress yourself about it! You are awesome!
New office? I thought you just stopped smoking.
The interview edits were a nice touch! Surprised you didn't take a stab at what you thought B or C class versions looked like, even if you used an open source Male face.
Hello fellow ordinary humans I too enjoy activities such as inhaling oxygen and walking on leg
Lmao
Have you ate the food recently? I food it very good!
Expulsion of air with contracted pharyngeal folds
Expulsion of air with contracted pharyngeal folds
I love leg
@@jimkerman5675 Yes, leg fun very.
Boyfriend: You're leaving me?!
Girlfriend: Sorry Jerry I've met a real man.
SCP-3994: Correct I am a real human male
That's basically the cow in asdf
@@arciantum That was what I was going for
@@brucejedilee5290 oh okay _nice_
Reminds me of dragon ball abriged XD
You want go skateboards?
Dr. Koffman: "Do you know what a waffle is?"
A-7: *telepathically* yo guys what's a waffle
That’s what I was about to comment!
My question is, only SCP-3394s in Argentina have had waffles? That's a sad state of affairs, body snatchers. We gotta step up your game.
We???!
Bring us in, boys?
@@winsyrstrife *"We?"*
DISPATCHING THETA 99 AND ALPHA 1 TO SECURE TARGET
I'm surprised Mr Zuccerburg is yet to be contained along with his companions
I don't know what you are saying, Mark Zuckerberg clearly is human, one day he said "01010101010111101010101010101" which is something only a regular homo sapien sapien would say, I shall now return to my regular residence fellow homo sapiens
They have to keep him free as to not raise public curiosity
Because he is a robot not SCP-3994.
The only reason we were able to finally contain him was our altered media called him "Mark Zucchiniberg", and fooled the SCP into thinking Commander Data was the only human in Star Trek TNG.
So that’s why he wants all our data
"And worse of all, he could be anyone one of us! He could be in this very room, it could be you, it could be me, it could even be-"
*gets shot*
Me: "woah, woah!"
Scp officer: "what? It was obvious!"
Underrated
TF2 Meet The Spy
"He's the Normal Human Person! Watch, his shell will be leaking any second now!...any second now...HA! See? Leaks! Oh, wait, that's blood..."
its a Venom like creature.
Scp officer 1 “So we still have problem”
Scp officer 2 “well we better get to work on finding this normal human person”
Scp officer 3 pulls out knife
Scp of. 3 “behind right you”
SCP-3994: We're the greatest conquerers in the universe.
SCP Foundation: We named you SCP-... 3994.
SCP-3994: Yeah, so?
Foundation: Do you really think that was the first number we started with? Greatest conquerers in the universe? Get in line.
you need more likes mi boi
Scp 3003: We already call dibs on conquering earth so go find another planet to conquer.
@@Nikoli492 Now I want to see when all the humans are dead and all the SCPs are fighting for dominance and control over the earth and not to mention having to do the SCP foundation job of keeping multiplying cake and universe eaters under control.
@@ender_lord1202 Not if Scp - 2935 kills all life on Earth & maybe the whole universe as well.
@@ender_lord1202 That sounds like a great premise for a story. I'm imagining an SCP written by the SCP that takes over for the foundation, and with every entry a tone of increasing frusteration and an expression of regret for getting rid of the foundation and sticking itself with the job.
Did anyone notice how the hot drink he had on the table was steaming but stopped as it got cold. Amazing attention to detail. Why I love this channel!
Thank you for noticing this! haha YES!
Wish other SCP you tubers did this **ahem** Dr.Cimmerian **ahem**
Wish other SCP you tubers did this **ahem** Dr.Cimmerian **ahem**
When I saw that cup one of the first things I thought was how fake it would seem if it would keep steaming throughout long video's. But I understand why someone who's bad at noticing details would find this amazing.
@John Stonik s/iamtoo
Researcher A: "Hey Bob, are SCP-3994?"
Researcher B: "What? No!"
Researcher C: "Yah me either. You guys wanna go skateboards?"
capthavic stolen comment
Meow meow I'm a people Yas you guys want go skateboards?
Asdf
Cow
I lost braincells reading this
Can you imagine being the team assigned to creating fake tv shows for this SCP? I just picture a bunch of staffers badly acting out assorted skits with cardboard backgrounds, begrudgingly reciting lines, thinking "I got my PhD for this?"
At least it'll be more entertaining than SNL.
The SCP Hollywood division. Obscure, Entertain, Misdirect
They do that in the video game “Control” lol. It’s basically about SCP’s.
Just show the the movie The Room
i want a tale about this
14:34 Can we all just appreciate that slight little mistake SCP-3994 makes with its explanation. "We haven't found them all. We dont know how many there are. YOU dont even know how they multiply." You can hear the tone slightly shift with that last line until "he" composes himself again until he starts to explain to the director that they arent as dumb as we believed them to be.
Yessssss i noticed that the first time and and I was like, “wait, only him? How does Koffman know?” And then the ending where it is revealed that Koffman has been on vacation....whew, chills.
Not as dumb as we think... So much for being able to pass as a human...
Oh, thought that was the actual doctor Koffman 🤦♂️
I also think that him saying that SCP-3994 is “the universes greatest conqueror” also gave it away. He was pretty much bragging.
And now here’s human music
Why payday
hmm! human music... I like it!
Homie what's the sauce on the profile Pic?
@@zoruko3713 look up payday sydney hentai
Please change your profile photo
so they are mark zuckerberg and his family?
Æ backwards
They are also all world leaders
@Patrick Ancona
SCP Foundation: ah, hello SCP-3994 You watch/read MSM like nomal people yes?
(Foundation Edited) News Media: AOC isn't a senator... She's a Satanist and Boomers landed on the streets of Normandy.
(Patrick Ancona) SCP-3994 Instance: Ah yes. True news.
@@TerrariaGolem Well they got the "she isn't a senator" part right.
explains the creation of facebook. They wanna collect unfilted true human interactions data!
Silly Volgun, normal human people all died in 1999
70% of the population died in the war of 1988, the government covered it up
Don't forget the "2012, End Of The World".
*Was born in 1999* O.O
when the holy rabbit war purged those silly humans of our carrot.
Bizarre Summer
What sent shivers down my spine was the fact that they didn't even bother to remember my dude went on vacation.
Fake Koffman prob just convinced them that he did not go to the vacation
When you have social anxiety, everyone is an SCP.
mooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
no joke I wanted to like this a billion times lol
you are the real scp. social anxiety is the containment proceedure. They have to keep you anxious, otherwise you could destroy their world.
@@Jalae that made me feel powerful and that i actually matter
Lol😂😂😂
@@edgyspoon5793 Ok
Dib: "I know what you are zim"
Zim: "no im human see? Human human human just look at my neck!"
-But your skin is green!
+Is a condition
-But you don't have ears! Is that part of your condition eh Zim!?
+*Looks sadly at the floor* ... Yes
-Man, Dib. You think that just 'cause someone looks different, you can call them an alien?
-I guess Old Kid's an alien too, huh?
Old Kid: How's it goin'?
"What plentiful organs!"
Delecious!
DELECIOUS!
*I'M NORMAL!!!*
I knew an Invader Zim reference would be on here if I looked long enough.
Yes, I am a normal human being, and I enjoy normal human activities such as eating food and drinking water.
Yes. Normal human just like Zucc
lb fighter what is that supposed to mean?
@@lbfighter1724 What human form? Oh silly you. You meant our normal unsuspicious everyday since birth fleshy body. Yes.
Henlo, am average hooman of homo sapience. Pay no attention to leaking goop
Do not forget the to breathe every week or so
"I have already stuffed my normal human belly full of delicious human FILTH!! I couldn't eat another bite."
I made waffles. This has peanuts and soap in them
Me, after going to McDonalds with all my 48 Cupons.
Cupons are a great to indulge
Invader Zim, Perhaps?
🤣🤣🤣 that invader zim line
Imagine how many cases are just not SCPs like “no, for the 40th time, Gerard, your son is NOT an SCP just because he wears a fur suit”
"That doesn't make him an SCP...that makes him a D-class"
Plot twist: he is an entity from SCP-4000
@@WildBluntHickok
At least, if you ask Dr. Bright.
ill get the battery acid
"You haven't seen the memetic effects! My mother in law had a stroke!" Lol
Me: What’s your name?
SCP: NORMAL HUMAN
Me: Huh...nothing suspicious here
My name is hugh mann I enjoy activities like breathing and food consumption
Now is the time for them to legally enter the US, any aliens who want in, come to Mexico and cross while its still time.
.... Just hit them with a slow burn memetic kill agent. Make one look at "This is a Miror. You are a Typo". They'll never recover.
genius.
And because they think telepatical they'll all think they are typos.
Expose them to ***|****|***
Dont forget the foundation primary concern is to contain, not destroy.
@@gbdornls Until containment is not a practical possibility. SCPs have been used against other SCPs in order to neutralize or contain high risk threats in the past. Besides a memetic kill agent is unlikely to wipe them out entirely given access to one mind from another seems to require it to be willed from one end. Which is why I suggested a slow burn. One that gets worse over time without treatment. Given the organizations history with memetics the SCP foundation would be one of very few groups that could be turned to that would not kill/mutate/enslave them on contact.
Hell a kill agent may not even be necessary, which is also why I suggested memetics like "This is a Miror. You are a typo." Just something that outs them as a cohesive group would be enough.
However given the apparent hostility and sheer impossibility of containment it would be my recommendation to neutralize this SCP entirely. Prolonged containment is not feasible, and unlike many other SCP death does not pass these entities over. Besides, elimination of SCP entities is common place across hundreds of SCPs. What is one more?
I can drink soda like a human!
* pours contents of soda can in eyes *
Another guy with a drinking problem...
Bill cipher
Yes fellow human I too partake in the eye drinking
ah yes, gravity falls
$Derek Floyd Where was he found? Over Macho Grande?
Proposal: Show SCP-3994 anime girls. If it forms a shell consistent with the imagery shown, the specific instances are to be reclassified as Thaumiel.
But if the inside is Toxic wouldn't that mean.......nvm
vos kaeon shhh it’s worth it
vos kaeon Progress necessitates sacrifice!
*visible concern*
They wouldn’t be Thaumiel they’d be fucking Apollyon as anime finally conquered the world
This would be an incredible video game. A city setting where you’re an undercover foundation agent set about identifying and eliminating this SCP.
Basically Blade Runner :' D
Watchdogs but good basically is what you’re describing
There is an spc inspired Game. Its called lobotomy Corp. But Its Not about catching them. You are responsible for containment.
Among us
This didn't age well
Convince all of them that normal human behavior is to volunteer at foundation sites to become D-Class personnel. Two problems solved at once.
"Modern problems require modern solutions."
This
Except they had already realised that the foundation was fucking with them
For some reason, I thought that second statement was a quote by Ted Faro. Just make a swarm of automated kill-bots to take care of this problem.
@@wellshit9489 So create a shell organization with fake employees who are all containment specialists.
whats d class prsonel ?
Wow, I certainly did not expect that twist at the end! I can not believe doctor koffman was an instance of SCP 3994! Well fellow humans, please reply to this UA-cam comment to discuss the topic of SCP 3994 further!
Wait, a second...
I wonder how you taste to 682...
Indeed. I enjoyed and shocked if by the. I was not. Surprising! Not expected. I enjoy, enjoy the good and SCP. Discussion is discussed. Effective?
I wonder what happened to the paperwork. I mean, he had to request a vacation, right?
No!
Sup my [DATA EXPUNGED]
Wanna go skateboard and drink food and eat water.
Fellow highly melotonized normal human people
Hey, you have to ask a 05 councilman to get the [redacted] word pass
Yes, I do the skateboard.
[KILLS ALL THE ORPHANS]
I'm [redacted] How are you? ^^
3994: We are powerful, fear us!
SCP Foundation: Here's a little lesson in trickery..
This will go down in [redacted[
If you want to learn about the goc then you’re gonna have to follow me
Man. I really hoped that this was a joke SCP that actually just described the human race. Kinda like the one that's just the sun.
you mean scp 001? its scary....
what's the one where they brought the 0-5 back to life and it turns out that when you die you're still aware of your body?
@@bofaf3tt what comes after?
@@bofaf3tt yeah thats the one I was talking about
If it was a joke scp it would have -j after its designation number. J stands for joke. The one with the sun is a -j, for example, although there is another scp that is the sun, a 001 proposal, but I know which one you're referring to based on the contents of your comment.
"Do not listen to him Trails the hedgedog! It is me, the normal sonic, the human sonic, sonic the hot farmer!"
Oh look it's our friend and father and secret lover Wales the hedge fund
@@rejvaik00 best line ever.
@@clericofchaos1 that's precisely what I said cronex the ledge dog.
@@rejvaik00 The blue barf man...The Aryan blur...the racial slur?
* insert dorkly joke here
It was "discovered" later that Doctor Kaufman had been on vacation for the past two weeks? So nobody noticed for whole two weeks that a doctor who was supposed to be off duty walked around the site, using his access card and talked to lots of staff like he had a stroke...
I would say there will be some guards assigned to keter duty soon, but seeing that SCP-3994 is already keter, I suppose assignments to SCP-2845 as D-class are in order. Or being assigned to Doctor Cleffs personal lab assistants...
Maybe the people in charge of the schedule were replaced too…
8:54 This dude did not miss a beat while doing that gibberish, that was amazing
These SCP's sound like that thing the Game Grumps came up with. "Ah yes, we shall take our HUUmaAan cars to the HUUmaAan store to buy HUmaAan waffles. Hmm, yes I am HUUmaAan!"
AHHH im so glad its in the comments! These are the yognoids for sure
Foundation Dr: Ah what a lovely day!
Foundation Agent: Yeah totally
Doctor: To feel the sun on my face and the wind on my zlaff receptor
Other Doctor: No, humans don't have zlaff receptors
Doctor: What? I am quite sure they do
Agent: What are you guys talking about?
might be a minor thing, but I really appreciate how subtle the noise you use for redacted material is. some SCP content uses the traditional television bleep and it's jarring and annoying as hell.
"Ahahaha! Yes, goodbye, fellow humans! Yes, that is me- human as they come! That is, we come! Ha ha! Come and let us… do… human things together, yes!"
Sounds like Gary the Goblin
"... are you flirting with me?"
Yes I am real man you want to go skateboards
BEST.
COMMENT.
Meow meow I'm a cow
Dr Bright : They said I'd never teach a llama to drive!
Llama : *distressed llama noises*
*my mouth tastes like teeth*
Pie flavour!!
Well this explains Mark Zuckerberg. He's an instance of SCP-3994.
He drink water like normal human people yes ? Very good I think so
Appropriate drink 👍
No obviously not, SCP-3994 is far better at faking being human
this is now one of my favorite scps. I just love how it can be read as a story and how it ends with a plot twist. I initially thought they would just be dumb aliens but as the story progressed it became more eerier
"More eerier"? BOIS I FOUND ONE
Personal half baked theory for SCP universe. Humans are extinct and planet Earth is a cold war style battle ground between various imposter/perception altering SCP instances, and they all think they are preying on humans but in fact they are competing for global domination with other SCPs. Maybe that is the case and you are the last overlooked human.
“Imposter”
amogus
Love the bad syntax voice acting. Good job.
Good greeting fellow normal human individuals.
I am good human fellow person.
Oxygen is one of the normal necesseties I enjoy.
Indeed.
"hey man, check this jar full of eyes, it's really cool!" (grins and laughs maniacly)
Good oxygen is pleasant but it prefers water as well
Do we have a scp 3994 containment breach?
This would be a great addition to SCP Secret Laboratory. Imagine all the fun we would have if an scp secretly becomes one scientist and then we find out he actually is a scp.
One way is to maybe have the Secret SCP's mic intentionally glitched out or something, idk, just something to differentiate the real from the Shells, or maybe have the shells go away after a minute
I'd say have it start off as a Class D and it can change skins if it finds a dead body and its only objective is to escape
So, Among Us
“I’ve taken form of the most dominant creatures on this planet” the alien slip up
They screwed up copying us fat white Americans. Not exactly the top of the food chain in terms of their ability to survive without a nearby McDonalds and an internet connection. We already got an SCP that has extra arms, organs and is fat and white.
"You want your own cell? I don't even have my own office." >> Can that D-Class now have his own cell or does he reside in his own coffin now?
Lol D class don't get individual coffins! Do you think the SCP Foundation is made of money?
@@WildBluntHickok Yes... They are actually.
SCP-3994: Those certainly are all words
Oh really? Djehd mjdhdhs and dhcjrns are words?......what do they mean?
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
This is literally my favorite SCP channel
That plankton profile pic is literally my favorite thing
Evilpimp isn’t it great???? Such a perfect pfp xd 👌
It is objectively the best one
@@lock_ray I would say Exploring Series is worth checking out as well. No doubt Volgun's production quality is top-notch, but I wish he branched out more and did more short stories like some other channels.
Wow for once an ordinary non SCP video
Non scp.... It's scp 3994...
@@evilpimp2475 Woooooooooooosh
@Soup is good xD got em loooolololol 😂😂😂 funny memz hehehe
@@triplek-dysongamingwithdan7771 Not a woosh because it's still an scp, nice try, you dora the explorer looking diego bitch
I know why we r keter.
When I read the title: Nice we're containing ourselves now
8:30
SCP-3994-A-7 pauses briefly. It gazes distantly, then clears its throat. The following lines from SCP-3994-A-7 contained several words of Argentinian Spanish
SCP-3994-A-7: Un waffle, me parece, es como un panqueue pero mas grueso, boludo. Y se come con miel o jarabe para el desayuno. A nosotros, los humanos, nos gusta una banda. Re popular aca en Argentina.
10:14 Dr. Miller is going to get class c amnestics for saying the blacked out date.
The Invasion of the Body Replicators from God-Knows-Where.
Good movie
Your are right, SCP- 343 knows where, he should be asked.
Hell yeah a keter! Also I feel like you should do scp 1730"What happened to site 13"
Have my support good sir.
You are correct
Affirmative
Yes!
2 hour video lmao
You know what’s scary? They’re not violent. They only attacked personnel to escape and deer for food. Outside of that, they haven’t harmed anyone. I think this is a case of the SCP foundation wanting to stay in control
Anyone up for some waffles, I believe tomorrow morning? I hear they are indeed hungry for breakfast 😍
How sick! Hunger for the hungry 🥞 Syrup of the gods. Hungry of the breakfast. Can't wait to hunger! 😍
@@creeperlamoureux understandably stand standing hungry waffles I believe
@@lgx3557 ah. Yes, waffles I believe. Breakfast waffles I believe yes hungry for they. There is no there could agree there more agree
The
Mr. Clean confirmed as an SCP.
I hate that it took me a minute to understand.
I don’t get it
Ah yes, sound like normal person to me. Now, hungry for breakfast, gonna get waffle i think!
If anything needs, I'll be doing normal human things, like us, like walking on leg and breathing.
I will procure waffle with top of syrup I think...
Hey quick question,what are some scps that you want to cover that you haven’t covered yet?(Love your videos btw!Keep up the amazing work?)
There's a lot - but i want to do them justice. SCP-3000 is top of my list though :) - I also want to remake some of my old videos that have aged really poorly, like unlondon and the red sea object.
@@TheVolgun Me: do you even know what scp-3000 is?
TheVolgun: of course! It's **pauses** a common story humans, I mean we, tell here in Argentina.
Me: **squinting suspiciously at you** IIIIII'm watchin' you, buddy....
TheVolgun what but unlondonis like the best one you’ve done, it’s really well done. Btw love ur Chanel
@@TheVolgun there was nothing wrong with Unlondon or the Red Sea Object.
Red sea object was one of my favorites... Volgun youre my favorite scp reader thank you for all your hard work!
so it’s basically my ex-wife?
*starts laughing*
*laughter quickly turns to sobbing*
“i miss you, shannon...”
Your wifes name is shannon? no wonder why you left her
@@pavlekovacevic1676 the other way around
"Correct, I'm a real functioning human female designated as Shannon"
but her aim is getting better
HELL YEAH DUDE
"Hi, I'm normal."
"Nice weather we're having."
so Koffman was a scp-3994 ? how can he be so smart ? and why hasn't he transfered his knowledge to the other ones ?
Either, one, the writer forgot, or two, and instance of scp-3994 can become independent from the rest of the group and "Koffman" was an instance that was undiscovered from the very beginning he copied Koffman and learned enough to be a practically perfect copy, or maybe he's communicating with the ones outside the facility instead of inside.
He probably did.
Looks like they have outsmarted Foundation and only play dumb. Some of them had evolved enough to actually adapt.
Either he was so into his "Koffman" persona that he didn't share the knowledge he got because it's not what "Koffman" would've done, or.... much more terrifying, the instances of SCP-3994 currently in custody are all just playing dumb about being dumb to cover for the real, free ones out there.
@@ethanmiller5559 I like your theory the most
What’s a normal person and how do I go about being one?
well I'm here and I'm inhaling EBOLA
Put down the chainsaw for a start
DOUGSALTZ PRODUCTIONS My chainsaws are my only friends.
oh hell no don't do [REDACTED]
I thought 420-j and Stan were your friends
This is what they've been containing in Area 51, -I mean Site-92.
Hehehe.
I love how the SCP canon describes things like horror movie monsters and Body Snatcher invasions and _just boxes them._ Even if the monsters are squirming to get out.
Koffman: do you know what a "waffel" Is, right?
Scp: ... UHHHHH...
(Whispering telepatically)
Hey guys, u know whut waffal its???
Lol, sounds like he got interrogated but didn't study, so he asks to the classmates xD
Hello everyone it’s me normal guy who likes normal stuff like fluff with legs and colours on paintings.
Air is nice this time of year sometimes i like to eat stones
Brandon Wadsworth hm Hmm yes I agree also normal guy I also like air
Ah yes hello other humans being humons, how you are *the fools won't realise that I am an actual human pulling a reverse on them* shall we swallow the rocks each other with yes
just reading the title of this and being unfamiliar with 3994, i'm going to wager 3994 as "normal" as the Ikea
Zero Law me am human aswell! Let us human together to breath dyhydrogen monoxide be fun yes! Closing and reopening eyes rapidly to remove debris and lubricate them is also human good Let us eat waffles; I believe to watch fun laugh! What ball throw team on? Is human fellow on red blue or?
@@PRGME7 lmfaoooo
“You keep an army trapped within these concrete walls, and it won’t do a thing in your favour, Doctor.”
Most chilling line in this article
I really like this SCP, i love the implication of the SCP being way more intelligent than the Foundation assumed it to be, they're so used of being in control that the moment a new entity shows to be pretty easy to identify and secure, they lower their guard, completely ignoring the fact that they are the ones that are being played with.
Like, imagine if the hive mind actually makes some of it's members act more unnatural just so they can be captured on purpose?
Making the foundation create protocols and containment methods around these inferior instances just so they can feel in control, giving them an easy to contain anomaly, ignoring the possibility that maybe the most advanced members of the hive mind are out there, completely safe from their grasp, and while they're still out there we can adapt, learn and blend, making their attempts of tricking them useless?
It must be rather entretaining from the collective's perspective to see all this happen, i think
"They learn through telepathy with each other."
"Show it Mork and Mindy, then. We'll get that argentinian spy, yet!"
_remembers weird kid in class with speech impediment_
*uh oh*
: )
Here, fellow human. Take this, you will feel better. It is most surely not an amnistics.
I enjoyed this video, as any normal human would. I hope you all fellow humans are having a nice, lovely and human day.
Rainbow Snail very yes day! Good I believe? Happy to 989% yes! Good you?
Simple way to beat SCP-3994 since shared hive mind it'll be a bonus experiment too. Show a group of SCP-3994 a photo of the face of SCP-096 and sit back and await the need to contain SCP-096.
They could be anywhere on the planet so you are basically talking about a XK class end of the world scenario.
@@lvlHive ethics committee be damned!
@@lvlHive amnestics don’t work on them right can’t they just do a worldwide amnestic release and put everyone to sleep in the area he is currently in, should just take a couple of days lol
@@Sloth_Hive_God_of_N.E.E.T.s That would not work so well as they can and probably will learn to just pretend they cant remember. they are highly adaptive.
@@Sloth_Hive_God_of_N.E.E.T.s its as ez as using a cognitohazard
Holy moly so. my friend and I made up these creatures a few years back and a fan (dogteeth) decided to write an SCP page for them, I had no idea it would ever be actually read for a UA-cam vid??? this is fantastic!! Thank you so much Volgun!
(Also fun fact: the original design for them had anthro/furry “shells” but the article author tweaked it enough to work as a realistic SCP which I really appreciate lol, Much more palatable)
10:14
Dr. Miller knows more than he's letting on! The year is *[redacted]* yet he reads a year after the day listed.
When i first saw the thumbnail i thought he was getting dusted
A7 seven in the group chat: "Guys what the fuck is a pastry"
1:47
A task force called ''human beings''
Foundation Security: What’s your name?
3994: Dr. Hugh Mann!
Ok, seems legit.
I honestly really loved the background with the smoke and spinning tape. Felt like such a genuine experience of someone going over logs
No one:
Me and the bois during the presentation:
10:14 Ah! A breach of redacted info.
Oh yes I am too a normie.
It's hilarious how the guy reading to us reads and sees all the gruesome stuff and ends it with "That about does it for today"
Damn they found Jerma
i just realised how perfect this SCP would be in Secret Laboratory
The monitor with the coffee mug reminds me of Mass Effect 3's loading screen.
I like what you did with your presentation background. The only question I have is why is it red?
I've developed an entire new office with dynamic lighting - Safe = Yellow, Euclid = Orange, Keter = Red
@@TheVolgun Fancy. I especially like yellow instead of green for Safe, goes with the distinction between Captial S Foundation Safe and little s safe like Webster would use it.
@@TheVolgun thats quite a nice touch, cool
Red means scary and keter is scary
@@TheVolgun you should add some cigarettes to the ashtray in the back, and maybe have them still smoking to add to the smoke/steam effect from the mug.
“All violated instances were terminated via heavy artillery fire”, something about the way he said this line made me crack up so hard.
Prime example of why I can't trust co-workers to take care of things when going on vacation: you always come back to something gone horribly wrong.
Hey Volgun, I think you forgot to garble the text at 10:15.
Great reading regardless, I always enjoy your content!
Not gonna lie that last closing statement gave me chills.
I'm surprised the SCP foundation didnt catch me yet, I can sell you anything in the multiverse for a couple emeralds
Really? So if I give you a couple emeralds can you give me Mr Headless by Doctor Wondertainment?
Great delivery, and fantastic voice work on the logs. Quickly bexoming my favourite SCP channel 😃
Been waiting for this one to get narrated for a whiiilee. Glad you got to it before anyone else. Great work Dr Millar
"They are, how do you say, 'hungry for breakfast'!"
Hello normal humans i am also normal human i do enjoy eat and drink and -turning into spider- reading
Wow? Staff get vacation benefits?! Surprise of the century!
I love reveals like that at the end.
10:13 bro did a data breach😂