NOOB'S GUIDE to GROM THE PAUNCH

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  • @Snipfragueur
    @Snipfragueur 3 роки тому +418

    Grom: "I'm so fat and powerful I only travel with a cart pulled by three wolves !"
    Greasus Goldtooth: "Peasant."

    • @samfire3067
      @samfire3067 9 місяців тому +9

      *hot wheels out here*

  • @joaogomes9405
    @joaogomes9405 4 роки тому +430

    Grom is known for his thunderous warcry that strikes fear into the hearts of even the most stalwart of enemies, "GET IN MAH BELLEH"

  • @pRaX85815
    @pRaX85815 4 роки тому +772

    I mean... he literally has a hype Goblin. Everyone should have a hype Goblin.

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 4 роки тому +40

      All the great greenskins have one. Grom, Ghazghkull, none of the other greenskins matter

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 4 роки тому +11

      Beepus McBumpus surprisingly, the TV Tropes pantheon doesn’t make any mention of an interaction between the two

    • @chaosrex1487
      @chaosrex1487 3 роки тому +24

      @@joaogomes9405 Grimgor killed his in the trailer. He's a one-man show. Must be why he has no mount and he's so goddamn slow.

    • @ryderthatcher2205
      @ryderthatcher2205 3 роки тому

      i dont mean to be offtopic but does anyone know of a trick to get back into an Instagram account??
      I somehow lost the login password. I love any assistance you can give me.

    • @adrielmaximiliano3952
      @adrielmaximiliano3952 3 роки тому +1

      @Ryder Thatcher instablaster :)

  • @chrislowe1065
    @chrislowe1065 4 роки тому +878

    If you get the Stunty Ale ingredient, it makes Trolls Unbreakable taking away their one major weakness. So Grom does buff Trolls a little.

    • @Shinekage
      @Shinekage 4 роки тому +128

      Considering their low leadership is their only real weakness, it makes them (at least stone trolls) reaally good flanking unit.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 роки тому +39

      It just shapes them into really tanky and smelly flagellants

    • @clairelili873
      @clairelili873 4 роки тому +42

      @@DevixianTheOriginal and it IS! trolls are very good melee combatants, the problem being their leadership is shit. if you get the stone trolls with stunty ale, the enemy il need some archers to deal with them.

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 4 роки тому +8

      @@Sir_Bucket Aren't flagellants smelly and tanky anyway?

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 роки тому +6

      @@akumaking1 well, blood might certainly be smelly, but I doubt they are as thick as trolls

  • @pile-o-nonsense3688
    @pile-o-nonsense3688 4 роки тому +259

    *The Fat-Lad, the Mad-Lad, the Chad-Lad, the walking(on his charriot at least)-talking, green and mean bowlingball of the Badlands!*

  • @stealthyspy1012
    @stealthyspy1012 4 роки тому +198

    "the thicker the cushion, the better the pushin"
    Those are some words to live by ngl

  • @alphonseelric9436
    @alphonseelric9436 4 роки тому +94

    "Rounded up some village people for a late night snack and set out to join the Navy" I just noticed that.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 роки тому +31

      I always try and sneak a few wordplay jokes in.

  • @marcjuu
    @marcjuu 2 роки тому +27

    the rogue idol strangely enough is the rock golem version of what i always imagined the shape of a 40k ork stompa should be

  • @warhammerguy
    @warhammerguy 4 роки тому +116

    You ever looked at "ugly bastards" in anime, manga or "other" media and thought "I want to be that!"
    Well Grom let's you do that as he goes on his quest to ravish the beautiful elves (homeland) while eating his fill.

  • @deni140492deni
    @deni140492deni 4 роки тому +484

    The good part of this expantion is that the Dwarfs no longer are part of the Order Tide, they get wipped by the greenskins before turn 60. but eltharion conquers naggarond while tyrion takes northern lustria brining 2 Helf faction on the order tide... Clan Eshin is also full insane, Fielding 6 armies while holding 3 provinces, WTF IS THAT!?

    • @Meh-kl9ep
      @Meh-kl9ep 4 роки тому +38

      Weirdly enough the dwarfs in my campaigns are always getting wiped out by the Empire. Not sure why.

    • @rikkblakk3987
      @rikkblakk3987 4 роки тому +62

      rat ninja sex is what it is

    • @deni140492deni
      @deni140492deni 4 роки тому +42

      @@rikkblakk3987 srly, playing as libaras I got the taste of a vermintide for the First time. Eshin And queek decided tô attack me at the same time And they weren't even allies. I had tô be saved by Kork gar.

    • @Kubulin24
      @Kubulin24 4 роки тому +21

      I would call that a good part only as non-order factions, try play as Empire for example, in moment when you unite the Empire enjoy fighting 10+ stacks of 40 regiments of Orks. Patch made Dwarfs too weak i would say, next DLC should be Dwarf themed to put them on same level as Orks.
      Its ofcourse bad when Ordertide happens, but Ork or Skaven tide should not be every save you play. I played 4 saves so far, on every one Dwarfs got roft stomped by Grimgor and game as Order faction turned into boring Great Ork war.

    • @mr.silver5476
      @mr.silver5476 4 роки тому +11

      Lol in my campaign Eltharion conquered the rest of Ulthuan. He litterally B Slapped Tyrion off the face of the earth around turn 30.

  • @braxtonlong3905
    @braxtonlong3905 4 роки тому +228

    BRING ME THE BIGGEST, MEANEST GOBBO IN THE REALM

  • @khamulthewack4732
    @khamulthewack4732 4 роки тому +137

    You know I didn't find the centigor milk joke terribly funny at first.
    But then I started thinking about the centigor's 'O' face randomly throughout the day and each time it got funnier and funnier, until eventually I was just laughing hysterically.
    My girlfriend would come up and ask me what was so funny and I'd just have to say "nothing" because how the hell am I supposed to explain myself?

  • @djawesome3385
    @djawesome3385 4 роки тому +108

    Small detail, Massif Orcal was already on the map, aside from that, great vid cody.

    • @stagebound1992
      @stagebound1992 4 роки тому +10

      Yep. Though to Cody's credit, not alot of folks took notice of it anyway unless you were Brettonian. It's literally the ass end of Brittonia.
      Edit: Well, Brettonian or Beastmen, but only because its yet another thing you destroy as Khazrak One-Eye as you make your way up north.

  • @MedievalFolkDance
    @MedievalFolkDance 2 роки тому +114

    Ogre - "I'm hungry"
    Gromm - "Me too"
    Goblin - "Where'd the Ogre go?"
    Gromm - [delicately wipes Ogre fat from his lips] "What Ogre?"

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 2 роки тому +7

      Any kind of ork doing anything delicately is such a strange idea

    • @MedievalFolkDance
      @MedievalFolkDance 2 роки тому

      @@theenderdestruction2362 Goblin

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 11 місяців тому

      ​@@MedievalFolkDancestill ork but usually smaller

    • @MedievalFolkDance
      @MedievalFolkDance 11 місяців тому

      @@theenderdestruction2362 Pretty sure if an ork heard you say that, they'd have some objections.

  • @Himark89
    @Himark89 4 роки тому +18

    honestly, the writing in these guides is incredible, Repanse is my favorite video so far. Keep up excellent work!

  • @thegametroll6264
    @thegametroll6264 2 роки тому +13

    My favorite warboss in total war warhammer 2. His cauldron mechanic is dope. It give insanely good buffs and highly customizable buffs at that. He's just such a great warboss for the goblins.

  • @gourmand3
    @gourmand3 4 роки тому +14

    This is my favorite dlc so far. Anything food themed always gets me

  • @thethirdsicily4802
    @thethirdsicily4802 4 роки тому +20

    With enough scrap, you can pretty easily turn even an army of base goblins and goblin archers into one of the deadliest armies in the old world, With AP archers and the scrap upgrade for gobbos that nearly doubles their armor, a Grom goblin army is incredibly stronk in campaign.

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 4 роки тому +1

      That one has been fixed. Eagle Talon food no longer increases ap damage but instead gives them anti-infantry ammunition which sadly just means it's now objectively worse than the Harpy Head.

    • @thethirdsicily4802
      @thethirdsicily4802 4 роки тому

      @@darthplagueis13 no I meant the heavy ammo for the goblin archers that gives them the ap damage.

  • @aname848
    @aname848 4 роки тому +71

    What makes the centigor milk thing worse is that you only need to defeat a six limbed centaur like creature in battle
    which in theory means you can milk Kholek

    • @Karhall
      @Karhall 2 роки тому +10

      ...Isn't he a male Dragon Ogre. Not the milk you want.

    • @akaroth7542
      @akaroth7542 2 роки тому +7

      @@Karhall maybe it is...Brah. Maybe it is.

  • @barbiquearea
    @barbiquearea 4 роки тому +20

    Looks like the Warhammer gods decided to reincarnate Dong Zhou and make him a goblin.

  • @Spaaardaaa
    @Spaaardaaa 4 роки тому +53

    I'm here to look at Grom's low-hanging fruit

  • @danishghost7898
    @danishghost7898 4 роки тому +79

    Wez just Warming up!!!

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 4 роки тому

      The cauldron?

    • @TheStargateNerd
      @TheStargateNerd 3 роки тому

      @@akumaking1 The muscles. Stomping pointy-ears into paste without preparing yourself is a good way to get cramps.

  • @madcow9421
    @madcow9421 4 роки тому +26

    Wow people waiting on this. Nice work cody

  • @Beckenbaur
    @Beckenbaur 4 роки тому +9

    This is fantastic content, more of this on the platform, please.

  • @gungisgrand225
    @gungisgrand225 4 роки тому +10

    With all that protein intake, imagine how dangerous Grom would be if he actually exercised

  • @sunnydtgm5414
    @sunnydtgm5414 4 роки тому +5

    Another stellar performance Mr Banks, you are truly a rose amongst thorns. Still waiting to hear about your award.
    You hear me UA-cam?

  • @LandofMert76
    @LandofMert76 4 роки тому +5

    These guides were fantastic! Hope you make more

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 роки тому +3

      I'm working on Queek now.

    • @LandofMert76
      @LandofMert76 4 роки тому

      @@codybonds awesome, I'm playing Queek now

  • @AurioDK
    @AurioDK 4 роки тому +5

    Still waiting for a "Noob´s guide to Khalida", the perhaps most benevolent leader to have ever graced the universe of Warhammer. Her hatred for the Vampires which ultimately ended in forgiveness coupled with a relentless and at times weird compulsion to fight for the living even expelling her undead allies to accomplish that goal, she gave without wanting in return, very few in Warhammer can be credited with that. In the end as doom approached she did side with Nagash, a sacrifice for a glimmer of hope, it mattered not as history shows.

    • @slaaneshshewhothirst9136
      @slaaneshshewhothirst9136 4 роки тому +1

      If I remember correctly, she is the cousin of Neferata right? That’s where she got her hatred for the vampire?!

    • @AurioDK
      @AurioDK 4 роки тому +1

      @@slaaneshshewhothirst9136 Yup, correct. It was the very same Neferata she held hands with when doom came knocking and death seemed inevitable (End Times). CA has even received snakes in boxes from very unhappy Khalida fans due to her untimely demise, they wanted the Serpent Queen to live forever. I .. well ... it´s the End Times, all good stories come to an end.

  • @akumaking1
    @akumaking1 4 роки тому +7

    Make lunch while watching. Really gets you into the spirit of Grom the Paunch.

  • @KrimzonFlygon1
    @KrimzonFlygon1 Рік тому +1

    The Battle of the Belly i can imagine was somewhat like that first transformation scene in Ghost Rider:
    Ominous Latin chanting in the background as Grom slowly grows bigger and bigger and his wails and shrieks of anguish turn to bloodcurdling roars.
    The orcs stop laughing as they realize something has gone horribly wrong. Grom struggles to his feet, looming over the now-terrified orc that fed him the troll meat and effortlessly snapping his neck as the goblins in attendance watch in religious awe.

  • @Barianus
    @Barianus 4 роки тому +21

    Finally, a leader suitably THICC for modern tastes.

  • @Helleuw123
    @Helleuw123 4 роки тому +28

    massif orcal is not new, it came in repsnase dlc

  • @alexcote9243
    @alexcote9243 4 роки тому +224

    Im here for the sexual orientation

    • @robberyproductions1363
      @robberyproductions1363 4 роки тому +5

      We're keeping the likes at 169

    • @PowerSkiff12
      @PowerSkiff12 4 роки тому

      @@robberyproductions1363 sorry let me remove my like.

    • @hyperbannana9262
      @hyperbannana9262 4 роки тому

      @@PowerSkiff12 i am also the 170th but

    • @mo5torm
      @mo5torm 4 роки тому +1

      I'll keep it at 196, close enough

  • @MehmetSevil
    @MehmetSevil 4 роки тому +2

    Man, these videos keep getting better & better with each lord! Excellent writing and even better delivery! Please keep up the excellent work! 👍

  • @cyborgzulu2011
    @cyborgzulu2011 4 роки тому +3

    Iron Chef back in the day was badass lol love the videos as always. That awkward moment with the centigor milk is indeed odd lol

  • @numbersinnames5039
    @numbersinnames5039 4 роки тому +10

    I assume you’re going to cover Eltharion next, but you should get to covering other lords of the wood elf and beast men

  • @JizzMasterTheZeroth
    @JizzMasterTheZeroth 4 роки тому +9

    Loved the Idiot Abroad reference. Karl is the best

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 роки тому +5

      It's such a refreshingly different perspective for a travel documentary. Someone who blatantly doesn't want to be there.

    • @JizzMasterTheZeroth
      @JizzMasterTheZeroth 4 роки тому

      @@codybonds The only thing that miserable bastard enjoys is doing shoddy DIY at home.. or learning about chimps or freaks. Gotta love him.

  • @MuhammadAli90
    @MuhammadAli90 4 роки тому +1

    I Subscribed Just for your Funny Commentary and man I am not disappointed

  • @cheesus7672
    @cheesus7672 3 роки тому +16

    It's weird that he got 3 different starting positions in the game, depending on which faction you play as

  • @pronumeral1446
    @pronumeral1446 4 роки тому +4

    The new Waaagh! mechanics and new confederation mechanics (beat their leader in battle to force them to join) applies to all Greenskins factions for free. No DLC purchase necessary.

  • @CoolSs
    @CoolSs 4 роки тому +8

    you know what this DLC missing . a mod that adds gordon ramsay voice line .

  • @aeletzio
    @aeletzio 4 роки тому +7

    noobs guide is the only reason i follow this channel...i need more!

  • @elliottgaal9774
    @elliottgaal9774 4 роки тому

    Congrats on being mentioned by CA in their Imrik video.
    And I can't unsee the Troll Hag
    Thanks

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 3 роки тому +3

    6:43 *"Yea, me milked Centigor. Sweet boy 'e woz..."*
    *"SWEET BOY 'E WOZ..."*

  • @hammermandan8264
    @hammermandan8264 4 роки тому +87

    Grom wasn't forced to eat raw troll meat.
    Someone dared him to do it, so he did it.
    No idea what made you think otherwise.

    • @iniudan
      @iniudan 4 роки тому +29

      Because it something that orc enjoy doing to goblin, as they like seeing explosive indigestion it normally cause. Which is probably what got him some wrongful information.

    • @millerrepin4452
      @millerrepin4452 4 роки тому +42

      Well orcs could have been forcing goblins to eat troll meat and Grom instead of reading the situation as him being forced could have interpreted things as a challenge. There now you and Cody are right.

    • @jackferris4584
      @jackferris4584 4 роки тому +14

      HammerManDan I mean a dare is a dare so he was somewhat forced into it

    • @Ahrone1586
      @Ahrone1586 3 роки тому

      @Drinker_Of_ Milk double dog?

    • @keltonreynolds5464
      @keltonreynolds5464 3 роки тому +3

      @@Ahrone1586 you got dares, Double dog dares, and the dreaded triple dog dares

  • @JohnnyTightIips
    @JohnnyTightIips 3 роки тому

    Can't believe he referenced the Black Cauldron, no one I've met has ever heard of it, but it was my favourite film growing up.

  • @quinnmcdonald2673
    @quinnmcdonald2673 4 роки тому +5

    When's Kroq-Gar getting his Noobs Guide? I need to hear about the adventures of Aztec Lizard Super (Saurus)man

  • @keizoxd5623
    @keizoxd5623 4 роки тому +3

    Wait... did I hear right? Grom didn't pillaged and plunder the Harbor City of the Empire, joined the Imperial Navy just to set foot on new land, and then left the Imperial People... Confused?
    Now I am Confused too...

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 роки тому

      Welcome to Warhammer lore.

  • @partydean17
    @partydean17 4 роки тому +1

    So glad these exist. I feel like Kroq-gar would be a good one

  • @hrustibolgo
    @hrustibolgo 4 роки тому +3

    Hey cody! love your videos with some strategy and also lore to those heroes, are you planning on talking about all of them? would love to see it in a future!!! keep up the good work thanks for your efort

  • @bennconner1195
    @bennconner1195 4 роки тому +3

    The games workshop stone tolls where old outdated models. Stone trolls are just like regular tolls that are a bit stronger and have thinker skin be they eat more rocks.

  • @thrashmarky
    @thrashmarky 3 роки тому

    I have been watching all of your noob guides to the hero's and you have sold more DLC's today than the trailers did. My wallet is sad, but i say Bravo

  • @rhysfangsrud7365
    @rhysfangsrud7365 4 роки тому +48

    Finally Grom the thicc

  • @Varjokani
    @Varjokani 4 роки тому +2

    Too bad there aint no cooking minigame for a skaven. Also I loved the Iditarod reference. XDD Made me giggle way too much.

  • @lexonmurray1594
    @lexonmurray1594 2 роки тому

    I love that last line about the cooking channel. I'll sub just for that line

  • @LordMrF
    @LordMrF 4 роки тому +14

    11:40 MY EYES!

  • @anthonykelly1645
    @anthonykelly1645 4 роки тому +1

    Another fantastic video

  • @papanurgle8393
    @papanurgle8393 2 роки тому

    I respect a man that bubbles his own cauldron.

  • @Bill-zp2mt
    @Bill-zp2mt 4 роки тому +1

    You deserve much more subscribers, amazing content ! =D

  • @thebluewizard3094
    @thebluewizard3094 4 роки тому +1

    5:20 that was a pretty widespread diss on western Washington, but it was pretty funny and accurate

  • @alext-j1851
    @alext-j1851 4 роки тому +1

    I love these always looking out for Cody's new ones

  • @chiefgroundhogsausage1193
    @chiefgroundhogsausage1193 4 роки тому

    Miliseconds before you made the Washington joke i was thinkning "Hey that looks like Washington..."

  • @Gaden6893
    @Gaden6893 2 роки тому

    Dude, I fuckin lol'ed at the centigor milk & Zelda chime

  • @one_pang
    @one_pang 4 роки тому +50

    oh boy HERE COMES THAT BELLY

  • @Flarisic
    @Flarisic 4 роки тому +2

    bro, when does the guide start? nice lore video

  • @Prophocy408
    @Prophocy408 4 роки тому +1

    More guides. I love these videos

  • @BigbangNic
    @BigbangNic 4 роки тому

    Cody you're fast as fuc boiiii. Love your content! Please do the remaining lords if you feel like it!

  • @lo-rez
    @lo-rez 4 роки тому +2

    IT'S FINALLY HERE! :)

  • @CynicBlaze
    @CynicBlaze 4 роки тому +6

    In my Grom campaign, Eltharion get taken out by the dark elves before turn 60.
    I see this as an absolute win!

    • @conwaysquest6961
      @conwaysquest6961 Рік тому

      Now you can go krump the dark elves for daring to steal you destined rival.

  • @Remus-z6y
    @Remus-z6y 4 роки тому

    Those wolves really are the champions of that horde

  • @DoctorFail
    @DoctorFail Рік тому +1

    If Grom was released against Throt then the dlc would be about a world spanning eating contest of Skaven vs Greenskins.

  • @gggnnn070
    @gggnnn070 4 роки тому

    i don't even play the game and am still watching this to the end

  • @alpacawizard2253
    @alpacawizard2253 3 роки тому

    I was taking a bite out of my breakfast when the troll hag booty bit came, oh god why.

  • @dariopicistrelli5584
    @dariopicistrelli5584 4 роки тому +1

    Love your work !

  • @locktock9
    @locktock9 4 роки тому +2

    "hope you brought an 80s action movie worth of ammunition" *laughs in Ikit*

    • @Phaseix
      @Phaseix 4 роки тому +1

      If MIchael Bay was a mad scientist & a rat-man...

    • @danielhanson2417
      @danielhanson2417 4 роки тому

      Laughs in dread saurian

    • @locktock9
      @locktock9 4 роки тому

      @@danielhanson2417 haha stupid lizard-thing, no match for ikit

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 4 роки тому +1

    Grom the Paunch rides Shiny and Chrome to the Buffets Of Valhalla

  • @griffincrump5077
    @griffincrump5077 3 роки тому +1

    This feels like a trial run for the Ogre campaign

  • @dhaz4455
    @dhaz4455 2 роки тому

    Good to inform that he has new eating friends now

  • @yourfatnan007btw6
    @yourfatnan007btw6 4 роки тому +6

    The fact the belly rings don't move with his movement animations makes me very uncomfortable.

  • @Vesmir789
    @Vesmir789 4 роки тому +5

    What is the map at 4:36?? Looks awesome! Great video btw

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 роки тому

      GCCM Mod, Nuln siege map

  • @dragula1252
    @dragula1252 4 роки тому +1

    Love the video! Great job!

  • @lolflashlight1010
    @lolflashlight1010 2 роки тому

    Iv watched this a number of times and I JUST noticed he said CA, "Beat me to the PAUNCH"

  • @theonefrancis696
    @theonefrancis696 4 роки тому +1

    Grom be like "Oi pointy get outta MA swamp!"

  • @TheManofthecross
    @TheManofthecross 4 роки тому +1

    the thing is with grom the ponch he ate uncooked troll meat which is why he looks like that and has to do what he had to do etc to prevent his own gut from blowing up cause of it.

  • @NOVA_299
    @NOVA_299 Рік тому +3

    The fattest of them all, my beloved ❤

  • @thearbider1450
    @thearbider1450 3 роки тому

    5:20 Live in Washington state can confirm my neighbor is a vampire my other neighbor is a werewolf

  • @maxmacdeath
    @maxmacdeath 4 роки тому

    can't unsee those wandering belly piercings

  • @richardshiflett5181
    @richardshiflett5181 4 роки тому +1

    Can't wait for Elven Batman.

  • @johnmcmanus2447
    @johnmcmanus2447 3 роки тому +1

    We'z just warmin' (da kitchin) up!!!

  • @RichardTruth123
    @RichardTruth123 4 роки тому

    My food bag taught me a lot about cooking

  • @jare3459
    @jare3459 4 роки тому +1

    Skarsnik: joke on him I got anti-large!

  • @iangratton6062
    @iangratton6062 4 роки тому +2

    Surtha Ek approves of the chariots.

  • @warhawk9566
    @warhawk9566 4 роки тому +1

    Vortex forced me to push south cause apparently kroq gar doesn't like sharing a border with goblins

  • @benryan4976
    @benryan4976 4 роки тому +1

    Welcome to a noobs guide on guy fieri

  • @adamsigala1752
    @adamsigala1752 4 роки тому +1

    8:29 it looks CA fixed Blacktoof to look more like a proper Warhammer ork than a Warcraft orc.

  • @draxiss1577
    @draxiss1577 2 роки тому

    I can't stop looking at his belly piercings not syncing up with his body.

  • @Iris_n_Parti
    @Iris_n_Parti 4 роки тому

    this really explains a lot why he doesn't sound like an Orc and why he doesn't look the bit either

  • @fru_olsson
    @fru_olsson 4 роки тому

    Congrats on 50k subs

  • @kakikakaka4764
    @kakikakaka4764 4 роки тому

    Great work man

  • @crapaudbiscornu7941
    @crapaudbiscornu7941 4 роки тому +4

    9:37 How can you unsee something ? Quick, please.