@@crabman1398 WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀 "Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂 His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭 In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂
"Son, are you taking Eight Peak back yet?" Now that Malus having his daemon nagging him randomly I wish Belegar's ancestors start doing the same to him.
@@dilophosaurussk4333 i know its a year but belegar would genocide goblins for free! just point him in the general direction of a grobi camp and he is going to be happier than a tornado in a trailer park
Don’t forget the part where even when Skarsnik is eventually dead because LOL Empire, Queek is already rubbing his face on everything in Karak Eight Peaks which would be fine but *he’s allied with Karaz a Karak and they’re strength rank number one and have 500 armies and I still only have one and everything sucks and I hate it.*
We were leaderless, defeat and death were upon us. That is when I saw him; the young dwarf prince facing down the Great Rat. He stood alone against this terrible foe, his armour rent, wielding nothing but an old forging hammer... Queek the Headtaker learned that day that the line of Lunn would not be so easily broken Our forces rallied and drove the rats back; our enemy had been defeated. But there was no feast or songs that night. For our dead were beyond the count of the Dammaz Kron. We few had survived and I thought to myself then 'There is one I could follow. There is one I could call King,'
@@codybonds Hey great video and channel, but I find the background music to be too loud. Could you cut it out after the intro? I firmly believe people want to hear what you are saying and not have to mentally filter out background music that doesn't add anything really useful.
🤣🤣🤣 he has 4 heroes that are impossible to kill in the early game are you serious? His campaign is cake and CA gave the fool plot am. So easy to YOLO stacks with just him and those Ancestors
Yes, Kim is heavier than her pictures show. Yes, she gets hair lasered off her body. Yes, she has a friend named Gandalf who happens to be a wizard. But Kim Kardashian ain't no Hobbit.
Wish there was a mod that adds Kima into the game as a hero unit, and that having her and Belegar in the same army would provide them both a buff like how Vlad and Isabella do. After all why do the blood suckers get to enjoy all the murder date bonding?
"only healthy" hey! don't you diss Vlad and Isabella here! they are an amazing couple! plus Karl Franz is in fact married and has two kids. just felt i should mension.
So I was thinking about any new content that CA might make (for warhammer 2) after binge watching all your content here. The factions that are currently in trouble are the greenskins and any horde factions (beastmen, chaos ect). With the pirates of Sarasosa they came up with a nifty mechanic that allowed for coves and skaven undercities. Its rather neat. If they can fix hordes, they can fix greenskins. Also I want naval battles but that will never come to pass. Thanks for all the good stuff! Keep it up
Best Dwarf Campaign! Always beat up Skarsnick and take his lunch money as soon as possible. That Mountain range is fairly safe from attack and it removes your biggest threat of a neighbor. Also gives you enough gold to get a small reinforcing army for taking 8 peaks. Any extra beards makes the whole process much easier. Miners=Battering Ram, just focus on towers so you can get troops on the walls. You also start with an immortal hero who can damage walls. Now go settle some grudges.
My first mortal empires campaign was as Ikit Claw because of your video. By far the longest war campaign I had in the entire brutal struggle all the way to the finish was against Ironhammer. I had everything set up with a bomb ready to nuke the final settlement needed for my victory condition but I put it off for dozens of turns to finish out the long, brutal grind to rid the world of my greatest foe. Then I watched this video, and now I feel terrible. Time to play my next campaign as Ironhammer and do the opposite
"And it sits there like asian parents, with accusatory glances and half veiled implication..." Never thought I could relate to a dwarf so much, yet here we are...
I would love to go for a walk and see a therapist, but outside is illegal and the wait to see a therapist is a year long. Guess I'll just watch the whole playlist again
I would love to see the three parties doing a brutally race to the Mountain and after that the two losers, constantly attack the one who claimed Karak Eight Peaks😁
Belegars campaign with the change starting settlement mod on the steam workshop is quite the lol Ive taken to colonizing the surrounding area in preparation for the eshin tide
"Go for a walk and see a therapist." Yeah that ain't gonna happen while we're on lockdown. I mean it wouldn't happen if we weren't on lockdown, but the voice in my head says it's a good excuse.
I never found this campaign to be overly hard perhaps because I cheese the crap out of underground battles and the Dwarves are the kings of foul smelly cakes. Sacking a few places nobody would think to sack grants just enough initial capital to make the dream come through, Portugal is the last stop in that glorious march for gold. You need a second Lord to exploit ambush stance and Karak Seven Peaks is yours, Grom ate one of the peaks.
In the end times lore I read said he dies trying to hold karak eight peaks against the skaven and Queek. Though dieing, I was excited when thorgrim grudgbear, snapped queek's neck. Satisfactory revenge, best served with one hand.
Now that you mention it, anyone else kind of surprised Josef Bugman isn't a playable lord? I guess since Belegar gets all the ranger buffs the slot's filled but still, Josef is a dwarf that most the (civilized) Old World adores.
Mentions a Monty Python Sketch named "Four Yorkshiremen". Me, a Yorkshire man who loves Monty Python: FUCK YEAH BROTHER. Also, when I was younger, you wouldn't even BELIEVE how hard life was.
In the lore Karak Azgal is famous for its gems and was attacked by a dragon that kicked out the current rulers and it has a city outside of it. (A.k.a not Erebor and not Dale)
Lets be fair. Warhammer dwarfs are pretty much the second version of dwarves ever. They also have a really unique culture and aesthetic and gunpowder, which makes them already 10 times more fuckin awesome.
Love the cultural stereotype with the mild Irish river dance music in the background. Barely noticeable but there, especially in a ridiculous sarcastic video.
@@codybonds At least for Dwarfs, it can affect trade routes. Plus once you capture Karak Eight Peaks, the ancestral home, it still doesn't become the capital. For some reason, CA doesn't allow you to change capitals in the Warhammer series, even though it was/is a feature in nearly every other Total War game. There is a mod that fixes it not just for Clan Angrund, but for other factions in the game as well. Here is the link: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1181341284
“The thicker the bride the better the cake” I knew I had some dwarf ancestry in me
I general, I kinda wish all the dwarf factions had funny little voice lines of the longbeards grumbling whenever you have unsettled grudges.
Here's a grudge for the list...the wife not giving me any about a month ago...it's been over 20 years and it's a grudging
That explain my hair, and my height.
@Wow Really? damn you whooshed real hard
@@crabman1398 WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀
"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂
His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭
In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂
"And with Kima as his mount..." Dear ancestors, the potency of this joke
By the beard of sigmar that is a gig beard
Epic mount
For the epic mount.
matboi120 feels like there should have been the wife and belagar to also have two units in the Lord the same way scarsnik does...
"Son, are you taking Eight Peak back yet?"
Now that Malus having his daemon nagging him randomly I wish Belegar's ancestors start doing the same to him.
are ya winning son?
dude thats such an easy comeback tho i mean im alive so i am winning
@@PowerSkiff12 *Belegar holding up a "Will genocide goblins 4 food" sign* Yes.
@@dilophosaurussk4333 i know its a year but belegar would genocide goblins for free! just point him in the general direction of a grobi camp and he is going to be happier than a tornado in a trailer park
Belegar's fluff can be shortened to "You can't squat in my squatter's paradise, I was squatting there first"
SHORT!? THERE WILL BE NO- Sorry reflex.
Don’t forget the part where even when Skarsnik is eventually dead because LOL Empire, Queek is already rubbing his face on everything in Karak Eight Peaks which would be fine but *he’s allied with Karaz a Karak and they’re strength rank number one and have 500 armies and I still only have one and everything sucks and I hate it.*
Warp-snorting-sniffing is a great way to make many many friends-allies
I like those odds
Lol I managed to conquer half of the world after taking karak eight xd
We were leaderless, defeat and death were upon us.
That is when I saw him; the young dwarf prince facing down the Great Rat.
He stood alone against this terrible foe, his armour rent, wielding nothing but an old forging hammer... Queek the Headtaker learned that day that the line of Lunn would not be so easily broken
Our forces rallied and drove the rats back; our enemy had been defeated.
But there was no feast or songs that night.
For our dead were beyond the count of the Dammaz Kron.
We few had survived and I thought to myself then 'There is one I could follow. There is one I could call King,'
not pl
"And if you've watched the entire playlist, maybe go for a walk and see a therapist..."
You don't know me! I can stop whenever I want!
Can you _really_ , though?
@@mortarion9813 yes, he just doesn't want to
I love how he says all his jokes so casual you don't even have time to think about them before he whips out another one, love the vids bro
Thanks! I figure if you miss a joke you can always watch it again. I like to try and weave in a few obscure references as well.
@@codybonds that bioshock reference at the end was top notch
@@codybonds Hey great video and channel, but I find the background music to be too loud. Could you cut it out after the intro? I firmly believe people want to hear what you are saying and not have to mentally filter out background music that doesn't add anything really useful.
How did he know I watched the entire playlist?
...He's a witch!
I'm calling the witch-hunter
We found a witch! Burn him!
Dusty turned me into a newt!
but how can we accurately prove that he is, in fact a witch
@@johannesschubert7739 we can weigh him, with a duck!
I love the phrasing on how Dwarfs see grudges. Makes me even more sympathetic to Ungrims catch-22 since the poor guys screwed either way
Dwarfs are the definition of lawful stupid.
dwarf 1: Eight Peaks...
dwarf 2: Eight Peaks...
dwarf 3 Eight Peaks!!!
dwarf 4: its only a model
BELEGAR: shhhhhh
Lunn: Eight Peaks...
Throni: Eight Peaks...
Halkenhaf: Eight Peaks...
Dramar: It’s only a model
Belegar: *SHHHH*
On second thought, let's not retake Eight Peaks. 'Tis a silly place.
3 peaks!
now that we've had skarsnik and belegar, surely queek is next
Yes-Yes! Talk-Say of might Queek. Do Now-Now, are lose head for trophy wrack!
Or the new DLC lords, as that will probably be announced next week
True-Right king of Pillar City!
Poor poor Belegar still one of the hardest starts
Only to make his inevitable victory even more heroic!
🤣🤣🤣 he has 4 heroes that are impossible to kill in the early game are you serious? His campaign is cake and CA gave the fool plot am. So easy to YOLO stacks with just him and those Ancestors
@@thegreatrainman2336 Not on legendary.
@@thegreatrainman2336 yea maybe if you play on easy
Hard start is a good thing. There are enough easy campaigns.
How have I not realised by now that this guy's story is based on The Hobbit by Tolkien
Its not that obvious since it only shares a base premis of dwarfs getting thrown out of their home.
@@teroslarone1171 getting kicked out but trying to retake it. its pretty obvs to me.
It is a mix between the Lonley Mountain and Moria, the true dwarf experience
War hammer fantasy is just Tolkien on steroids and STDS.
@@bernardotorres5274 GW "borrowed" from a bunch of fantasy franchises and works. Discworld is also a big part of it.
"A grudge unsettled is like a wedgie unpicked"
Beautiful
Yes, Kim is heavier than her pictures show. Yes, she gets hair lasered off her body.
Yes, she has a friend named Gandalf who happens to be a wizard. But Kim Kardashian ain't no Hobbit.
Hold on hold on. B**** you sure you ain't no Hobbit?
"These guys reek of projection" Never change Cody...
I like how these Noob's Guides have turned from a meme compilation to strategy advice to a well-written lore dump XD
*Literally everything in this video*
"That's goin' in the book, lad."
Wish there was a mod that adds Kima into the game as a hero unit, and that having her and Belegar in the same army would provide them both a buff like how Vlad and Isabella do. After all why do the blood suckers get to enjoy all the murder date bonding?
That would be cute!
"only healthy" hey! don't you diss Vlad and Isabella here! they are an amazing couple! plus Karl Franz is in fact married and has two kids. just felt i should mension.
mansion*
mention?
He used to cheat on his wife, though.
"Go out for a walk" hmmm...... Are you a Plage Monk?
Nonsense man-thing. Fresh air does wonders, yes-yes?
I don't why but in a lot of my dreams he appears and screams:" I'm the true king of eight peaks."
Come for the Warhammer lore, stay for the many, many innuendos.
06:20. Dwarf Bride is a companion you can put on the Character Section of a Lord and Hero. If you get one.
My favorite campaign honestly. Tough as shit but super fulfilling when you make that trek to and eventually conquer eight peaks
I hear ya, arriving with my one stack and sieging a 3 stack... Most fun I've ever had in campaign
@@overundercambodia8926 Yeah i only win this battle with cheese and lightning
I never get a trade deal with Belegar.
You made it sound way more entertaining than the campaign actually is, now I wish Belegar was a horde faction till he captures 8 peaks.
That genius-bright idea man-thing, I don't steal-keep for myself, promise.
2:40 "That didn't spray them with water hose in the morning" 😆 Good one
Like how you accentuate the whole hobo dwarfs theme with the banjo. There should be a battle version of this.
Specifically that is Big Rock Candy mountain. Which ties back into the overall script.
Belegar: "Ohhh I love livin the hobo life! Stabbin folks with my hobo knife!"
this was informative and entertaining with plenty of fantastic one-liners that had chuckling all the way through! Thank you for this
Thank you for watching! They take a long time to write, but I do hope people get a laugh from them.
So I was thinking about any new content that CA might make (for warhammer 2) after binge watching all your content here. The factions that are currently in trouble are the greenskins and any horde factions (beastmen, chaos ect). With the pirates of Sarasosa they came up with a nifty mechanic that allowed for coves and skaven undercities. Its rather neat. If they can fix hordes, they can fix greenskins.
Also I want naval battles but that will never come to pass.
Thanks for all the good stuff! Keep it up
Being haunted is bad enough. Being haunted by an entire legion of Dawi with a grudge that needs settling is a whole different thing.
Best Dwarf Campaign!
Always beat up Skarsnick and take his lunch money as soon as possible. That Mountain range is fairly safe from attack and it removes your biggest threat of a neighbor. Also gives you enough gold to get a small reinforcing army for taking 8 peaks. Any extra beards makes the whole process much easier. Miners=Battering Ram, just focus on towers so you can get troops on the walls. You also start with an immortal hero who can damage walls.
Now go settle some grudges.
Miners with blasting charges are his most effective pre-expedition infantry. They melt goblins and orcs before they get into melee
Next-second best skaven when-where?
Best skaven: ikit claw, second best skaven: death master snikitch, third best: lord skrolk,4th best: queek
You-you right about first one...
for now-now, second best-greatest no other than me-ME, and soon I first-best, yes-yes!
My first mortal empires campaign was as Ikit Claw because of your video. By far the longest war campaign I had in the entire brutal struggle all the way to the finish was against Ironhammer. I had everything set up with a bomb ready to nuke the final settlement needed for my victory condition but I put it off for dozens of turns to finish out the long, brutal grind to rid the world of my greatest foe.
Then I watched this video, and now I feel terrible. Time to play my next campaign as Ironhammer and do the opposite
This video is beautiful! Thank you for making it!
these guides are so well written, good work!
"And it sits there like asian parents, with accusatory glances and half veiled implication..."
Never thought I could relate to a dwarf so much, yet here we are...
I would love to go for a walk and see a therapist, but outside is illegal and the wait to see a therapist is a year long.
Guess I'll just watch the whole playlist again
that big rock candy mountain joke was such a deep cut
I dont know why but thé three way race clip made me laugh more than it should be able to.
Can't believe I never saw the connection between this guy and Thorin.
Oof, this old "would you kindly" Bioshock reference. Didn't see that one coming. x)
I felt it really helped to drive home the point.
Love this series, reignites my love for this game every time
i just discovered all these guides and your content. subbed
Last time I was this early CA was still talking about reworking Chaos
I’ve always thought it was more Balin trying to retake Khazad-dûm/ Moria.
So much so that I’d not even remembered Thorin x)
Dude, great video!
once again another great video
"True king of Karath Eight Peak.." *Queek Headtaker would like to have a word-say about this.*
(PLS DO QUEEK HEADTAKER!!")
Psst, he did now :D
@@AzureRoxe I saw it and I was kinda sad it did not have enough memes uwu
I would love to see the three parties doing a brutally race to the Mountain and after that the two losers, constantly attack the one who claimed Karak Eight Peaks😁
Your channel is criminally small you deserve at least a million subs
"and with kima as his unique mount"
Hold up.... You mean dwarf ride their wife to battles?
Uhh
Oh Cody, you're really a genius on par with Rowan Atkinsons wit and academical achievements! KEEP. IT. UP.
Dude I don't know what I expected from this video but deffo not this. My undying respect and admiration, this is what I call talent 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Belegar already has a book: it is called The Hobbit.
Nice, i can't wait to see what you will do with the von carstein!
Can't wait for the film adaptation where they needlessly shoehorn in a trilogy with a rando interspecies love arc.
The moment you mention belegar as hobo nation, I'm honor bound to start another dawi campaign.
Belegars campaign with the change starting settlement mod on the steam workshop is quite the lol
Ive taken to colonizing the surrounding area in preparation for the eshin tide
With all those generations of dwarfs, they could of built a new damn city.
If i may sugest another old lord to make a video. In this uncertaing times of coronavirus, Lord Skrolk should make a good Noob's Guide Video
Shout out for the 4 Yorkshireman reference!
"Go for a walk and see a therapist." Yeah that ain't gonna happen while we're on lockdown. I mean it wouldn't happen if we weren't on lockdown, but the voice in my head says it's a good excuse.
I can’t see a therapist we are in lockdown
So HA, now I’m going to watch all the noobs guides AGAIN!
Khazukan Kazakit-HA!
I love how the first Noob's Guide for the Dwarfs takes a solid 2 and a half minutes to say "Hey where the women at?" XD Bravo Mr. Bonds, Bravo!
I never found this campaign to be overly hard perhaps because I cheese the crap out of underground battles and the Dwarves are the kings of foul smelly cakes. Sacking a few places nobody would think to sack grants just enough initial capital to make the dream come through, Portugal is the last stop in that glorious march for gold.
You need a second Lord to exploit ambush stance and Karak Seven Peaks is yours, Grom ate one of the peaks.
I fucking love this series so much. So glad i found out your channel !
Gimli: we dwarfs are known for our Crosse country runs
Belegar is like your old great-grandfather you tell jokes about 80 years after he died.
In the end times lore I read said he dies trying to hold karak eight peaks against the skaven and Queek. Though dieing, I was excited when thorgrim grudgbear, snapped queek's neck. Satisfactory revenge, best served with one hand.
I still argue that queek vs thorgrim was disappointing, id prefer it if all three lords died at eight peaks in an end all be all fight
massive air out of the nostrils from 12 inches of hardwood
Four Yorkshireman sketch reference!!! < 3 from yorkshire
Now that you mention it, anyone else kind of surprised Josef Bugman isn't a playable lord? I guess since Belegar gets all the ranger buffs the slot's filled but still, Josef is a dwarf that most the (civilized) Old World adores.
eventhough i dont play total war myself, i love watching your videos just to laugh about the metaphors XD
I would love to see Vlad von Carstein, Everchosen and Durthu!
This is more like Balin trying to reclaim moria rather than thorin reclaiming erebor.
Mentions a Monty Python Sketch named "Four Yorkshiremen".
Me, a Yorkshire man who loves Monty Python: FUCK YEAH BROTHER. Also, when I was younger, you wouldn't even BELIEVE how hard life was.
1:58 Sounds more like Camelot to me...
Your content is incredibly unique and endlessly entertaining. Where is this man's award?
Comments like this.
I used the speech at 4:13 to explain to a party member why my Dwarven Cultured Cleric needs to hunt someone down in a game I'm in XD
I think you should totally do a Noob Guide to Throgg!!! :)
Drawfs stair probably shorter than human standard
Love your videos, have you thought about doing a skills build series?? Maybe show what would be a better build for hero’s and alike
Algorithm led me down the path. Had to give a like and comment because the humor was especially on point in this one.
Thanks! I feel some are funnier than others, but people keep coming back to watch them so I must be onto something.
In the lore Karak Azgal is famous for its gems and was attacked by a dragon that kicked out the current rulers and it has a city outside of it. (A.k.a not Erebor and not Dale)
Doz stuntie boiz are alwayz up for a gud scrap. Also dey do these funny gruntz wen ya krump em. 10/10 would rekkamend as a *WAAAGH!!* destination.
Lets be fair. Warhammer dwarfs are pretty much the second version of dwarves ever.
They also have a really unique culture and aesthetic and gunpowder, which makes them already 10 times more fuckin awesome.
Right at the end of 9:15 is that a mouse click i hear?
It's a breath intake. I edit out every time I breathe in, but when I don't get all of one it snaps in abruptly.
@@codybonds ah alright good video all the same
i miss age of reckoning.....it was my one and only mmorpg love....😢
Love the cultural stereotype with the mild Irish river dance music in the background.
Barely noticeable but there, especially in a ridiculous sarcastic video.
The mod that changes his capital from Karak Itzor to Eight Peaks is essential.
What do capitols actually do in Warhammer?
@@codybonds At least for Dwarfs, it can affect trade routes. Plus once you capture Karak Eight Peaks, the ancestral home, it still doesn't become the capital. For some reason, CA doesn't allow you to change capitals in the Warhammer series, even though it was/is a feature in nearly every other Total War game. There is a mod that fixes it not just for Clan Angrund, but for other factions in the game as well. Here is the link: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1181341284
@@codybonds Capitals def don't play as big of a part compared to more historical Total War games.
@@sloppysteaks20 Great find! I'm adding this to the mod list
My friend claims to be a dwarf with gigantism
Age of reckoning was not a flop, and is still alive.
Breaking: local dwarfs literally too angry to die
This whole video is like 5 grudges added to my book
He must team up with lumpin, olorin, legless, aragand, glibfoot, and giblit