NOOB'S GUIDE to OXYOTL
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- #TotalWar #TotalWarWarhammer2 #TotalWarWarhammer #Warhammer #SilenceAndFury
A Noob's Guide to Oxyotl, He That Hunts Unseen. A Legendary Lord in The Silence and The Fury DLC for Total War: Warhammer II. Oxyotl is the Last and Greatest of the OG Chameleon skinks with a license to stalk, kill, drink martinis, and make lots of skink babies.
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"Humans spread like rats and actual rats were...concerningly human." A+ writing lol
Weird
Anyway
I think that's the best joke in this video
0Dropping in to commit regicide, genocide, herbicide or just putting a blowup up a lords backside” had me giggling a little too much too
The forces of Chaos call it "The Warp."
Oxyotl calls it a "target-rich environment."
Shit this was a good one xD
Khorne calls it a Bloodthirster, Tzneetch a Changer of Ways, Slaanesh a Keeper of Secrets, Nurglr a Great Unclean One...
Oxyotl calls them HVTs.
I like to think that Oxyotl and Sly Marbo occasionally pass by each-other in the chaos realms, and only pause long enough to fist bump on top of whatever poor demon got in their way before they get back to work.
“HISSSSS”
“WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
The ultimate fanfic
Honestly, I think they probably hunt eachother instinctively-
Ol' Oxy because >What the fuck is this human doing here, probably a trick
Sly marbo because he was reared on catachan diet of lizards.
Sadly it's hard to depict two stealth experts fight when neither wants to be bitten by the other.
While Kaldor Drago sniffs warp dust and smashes great daemons.
Oxy:
Sly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kaldor Draigo to both of them: -Would you guys like a ham perhaps?
Now you see, Oxyotl did make a bit of a pit stop before coming back to the mortal realms of warhammer. He stopped at a place called Black Marsh and taught his kids, affectionately called Argonians, a thing or two about invading another dimension and scaring the crap out of the demons living there
Found himself a Lusty Argonian Maid?
@@codybonds for the closing gag, you forgot Kecleon and Inteleon as candidates.
@@codybonds He found several. And one nearly castrated him JUST to test his reflexes.
I love the Argonians during Oblivion Crisis. Endless hordes of Daedra terrorise the continent, everyone is scared out of their lives, and the lizards are like "What are you doing in my swamp?"
Oxyotl in a nutshell:
"He's standing there.....Menacingly!!"
"Y'all won't BELIEVE the weird shit I've eaten!"
-Oxy's first words upon his return.
*Oxy raises his head while only one eye focuses on the few lizards his story is enthralling.*
"Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion."
Ah yes, the Lizardman Skink who even Doomguy sheds tears of manly respect towards
Doomguy fanboys over him.
I know have the mental image of a chameleon with a blowdart gun walking around in the chaos wastes with "the only thing they fear is you" playing on the background and i would like to sincerely thank you people for that.
get it right doomslayer and doomguy pray to him
@@thegamingnecronoverlord8935 I do not! 😤
@@doomguy9049 Then you better start fool
Famous Oxyotl movies:
"Stalk another day"
"Oxyotl hunts Dr. Chaos"
"From Lustria with Love"
@@Skaitania oh yes totally😅💪🏻 and don't forget "Golden Bull"
The Old World Is Not Enough is my personal favorite.
I’m partial to Thunder-Lizardball myself
The Slann Who Loved Me
"The Lizard Daylights."
"Chameleon Royale."
"Tomorrow Noctilus Dies."
...
...
"Oxypussy"
The Silence and the Fury. AKA, the ultimate bullying of the Dark Elves
They're into it, knowing the Dark Elves
@@NihilTruth yeah prolly 🐮
@@NihilTruth -Morathi? yes
-Malekith? poor sod
-What? I'm only saying it because it's not me kicking his ass, that grudge still needs settling.
Snorri Whitebeard
@@NihilTruth "Jokes on you I'm into that shit!"
They deserve it
Ah, yes. Dave. Truly, the only scaly boi more badass than Oxy.
Yessssss I aprove
I know what I'm naming my first Skink Oracle
"I'm still in a dream, ChAAAAAaaaos eater!"
I give my lifeeeee not for honor, but fooooor youuuuuuu *chaos eater*
Metal?....Minotaur?
@@Milkanasation Someday you feed on a tree skink
BAA BAA DAAA BWAAAAAAAAA🎺📯
Oxyotle didn’t escape the Chaos realm. The gods kicked him out.
hence the "accidentally" leaving a backdoor open... "Accidentally"... Wink Wink :)
Not really. He and Draigo have done nothing important while in the Warp
@@christiandauz3742 He was probably just about to do something important & detrimental to Tzeentch, oh well
@@Marcusjnmc
End Times made Oxyotl irrelevant
@@christiandauz3742 same response
Didn't know anything about him when he was announced and my first thought when I saw the models was "the virgin chameleon skink vs the chad minotaur". More I find out about both the more those roles are reversed.
More like both are Chads
There are more noteworthy chameleons, you just cant see them.
... John Cena?
@@YourCrazyDolphin naw, he's a bull. Fernado I think their name was.
@@awildbidoof6155 You can see Fernando, though.
@@YourCrazyDolphin true Fernado CAN be seen....but who actually saw the movie Fernando? odds are just as much as the amount of people who can see John Cena
Kecleon
In the first 15 seconds Cody did something that gods failed to achieve. He spotted Oxseattle.
Oxseattle, WA
How does one spot oxilydokily?
My God
He left the realm of chaos because he already had all the craft beer that they had to offer in there
@@klaykid117 is that what those green vials are?
warhammer 3: OXYOTL DEFENDS REALITY BY INVADING THE CHAOS REALM
Im back baby
YEAAAAAAH BABYYYYYY
ua-cam.com/video/i-la2O4Ej28/v-deo.html
It's elder scrolls oblivion crisis lore all over again
@@faeriesin1424 lizards invading hell is oddly more than once.
Can't believe you missed Steve Busecmi's Randall in Monsters Inc at the end. That might gut you when you realise it, if you didn't dodge it as too low-hanging
I think the Dave the Chameleon was amazing
@@partialbullet2215 I agree. The awkward pause after also made me chuckle
@@hasameli1083 These things work better in threes so I must agree
When the chaos wastes start speaking nahuatl.
I love that there’s always a pop culture reference that makes near perfect sense in these
"the simpsons did it" isn't a meme for nothing. as long as it's not proper representation of minorities, then pop culture probably did it a few times.
Chaos Wastes: A land where invading enemies go insane due to difference in laws of physics
Until it starts speaking Nahuatl
To all the old ones out there: Keep your man in check, we don't want him.
He could've used Randal from Monsters Inc., he's cose enough
Well shit
But think about DAVE man, DAVE THE (third) BEST CHAMELEON!
"My lord. Another skink got in the house."
"Another skink? Give me that crusaders hammer!"
So wait a minute? His backstory sounds eerily similar to a certain event involving an eclipse. Does this basically make him Lizard Guts.
He didn't need a SkullKnight-machina tho
I mean... kinda? He's like Guts and Doomguy mixed with Rambo.
I considered including this joke. But there was no way to include it without some SERIOUS content edits. Guts cutting off his own arm in that moment is still one of the most badass moments in anime.
@@codybonds his background is kinda like... the grey knight leader guy with the titan sword, isnt it?
it feels abit more akin to a Fantasy version of Simo Hayah, given the Deadly Sniper Status and sneaky capabilities of both
As a South African, the Vuvuzela joke killed me! 😂
NEXT NOOB'S GUIDE BETTER HAVE SOME RAM RANCH REFERENCES.
Not joking. The hell is Ram Ranch? I dare not google it for fear of what will happen to my phone recommendations.
@@codybonds 18 naked cowboys in the showers
@@codybonds The homeland of the Beastmen, the SOURCE if you will.
@@codybonds Check out SsethTzeetach's review of Might and Magic V. In fact, just check him out in general. Excellent memey youtuber.
@@codybonds It's a parody country song with humorous homosexual cowboy themes. It's great ;D
"Become the Karma Chameleon"
It's scary how well this fits, and on so many levels at that! Fantastic video as always Cody 👏
CA should have called the expansion “The Ox and the bull”
The Ox and the aurochs
Oxy to all the demons in chaos realm: I'm not locked in here with you! You are locked in here with me!!
"Not seen for 7000 years", so Oxyotl is just a new model other than for the space marines, got it
Finally a troglodon mention that doesn't complain about there only being one albino!
But they're albino...
Chameleon Skinks look like the Lizards that invade earth in WW2 in Harry Turtledove’s worldwar series of alternative history books
You're right, they really do.
Why do I know what you speak of?
@@burningbronze7555 You read the books?
@@ImperatorZor no never have.
That is officially second instance of a lizardmen going after demonic forces on their own turf in fiction I encountered, other being Argonians from Elder Scrolls counter invading Onblivion.
2 times. Which is not much, but it's still surprising it happened *twice*.
Lizards are just that badass
Argonians and much of the elder scrolls world is inspired by warhammer fantasy... but Argonians are definitely not as cool as lizardmen because they dont ride dinosaurs
Reptiles the world over have earned their two nickles.
When the soviets hear the snow speaking Finnish:ahhhhhhhh
When the Americans hear the trees speak Vietnamese:oh crap!!!!!
when the chaos gods hear the realms speak lizardmen:how do our demons keep dying!!!?
Wait..... Wha? I think you mixed them up....
@@maxshafer7287 no they didn’t l
@@theancestor2040 They probably edited it.
From now on if someone asks me what god you carry in your heart I will answer that a lizard on a bike named Dave.
The script in this one is simply outstanding. Keep up the good work!
"Dave the Chameleon" was the Labour Party trying to make fun of the the then Prime Minister, David Cameron.
He was likened to a chameleon for his beliefs changing depending on who he was trying to impress, and on one occasion was photographed riding a bike to burnish his eco-credentials whilst his car followed behind him carrying all his stuff, hence him riding a little bike there. Widely regarded as one of the worst Prime Minister's we've had, however the public thought the little mascot rather cute, continuing a long trend of everything the Labour Party tried blowing up in their faces, a trend that shows no sign of stopping yet.
never fail to provide high quality reviews, thanks
When I first saw your videos I thought to myself "wow this channel is awesome, how have I not seen him before, he must have millions of Subs". This is truly some of the best gaming content I have seen in a long long time. side note, I'm still waiting for more Atilla/shieldwall mod videos
I'm working on a history video series using Attila and Rome now!
This Legendary Lord performs 360 no scope on his enemies
He is official the best lord by default
Geiko Insurance has never looked so badass!
15% off your car insurance! And if you ram a chaos chariot with your vehicle, we'll cover it without raising your premium!
"Accidentally"
*shows The Changer of Ways*
Yeah that checks out.
I'll be honest, the biggest thing I got out of this video was that Dilberritos were at some point real
Oxyotl: PTSD from going behind enemy lines and surviving alone in lizard form
Love you Cody, you bring great background lore and awesome humor to all your videos and honestly, whenever I see you post a new video it brings a smile to my face :)
Appropriate whole video reference considering your own name.
If all units gain stalk, does that mean that Oxy can have surprise Dread Saurians?
*CREEEEEEEED!!!!*
More like VLAAAAAD!!!
Your script's in your videos are so underrated. Love it man keep it up!
Thanks! Any lord requests?
@@codybonds Can't think of any at the moment, you have covered all the ones I like to play. :)
Have you done a video on Archaon the Everchosen yet? @@codybonds
I have not! I’ll move him up the list.
Thank you, THANK YOU
I was expecting Doom references up the wazoo. The comparison was cute at first 6+ years ago but now that everyone and their grandmother's cat have been doing that the past 2 months, it's just old and overdone.
Can't wait for tomorrow, while everyone's playing whatever doom track they find on youtube, I'll be playing ACDC - Shoot to Thrill as loud as I possibly can.
If my neighbors don't like that, we'll see how they deal with my chameleon, Jorge, once I throw him at them
wait the only thing they can see is him standing there? They wouldn't be able to see him at all!
Unless he wants them to! Which makes it even more terrifying.
They see HIM... Not the hundred OTHER Skinks waiting for the attack order behind him... Or how they call it : "the food bell" !
Great video as always!
(Can't wait to use the ultimate Skink tag team of Tehenhauin, Oxyotl & Tik'Teq'to.... I just love the little guys!)
Nakai pulls up to be their tank as tik paradrops oxy behind enemy lines
Dave DLC when?
Failing that, who's going to make the Dave mod to replace Oxyotl with Dave?
Ninja chameleons sound just as ridiculous as Crocodile juggernauts. They're also awesome so my hands are tied. XD
Still waiting for the Noobs Guide for Count Noctilus ^^
this is the best noob's guide i've seen! and i'm not a lizardman fan.
this is what wh fantasyies doomguy looks like.
Awsome as always 😙
I'm not sure what to do now. I feel a bit complete now this video is out ): . Well this was just as good as the others, if not better! Doing my boy Oxy a solid.
Finally an argonian DLC for Wh2.
Ah yes, the scaly doom slayer
Fam said, "vuvuzelas of death", and my soul left my body 🤣
The writing on this video is S tier
never have i ever had some much fun with skinks before, this dlc was so much fun to play
Rip and tear until the Great Plan is done.
This guys backstory is pretty much a Ninja Lizard Guts.. damn that's good
Couldnt overhear you said Unstoppable not Unspottable still great video ^^
Oxyotl will become far better when Warhammer III's Immortal Empires releases, then he can actually defend the world from chaos daemons.
I'm more mad that you forgot reptile from MK
So he's basically the Warhammer equivalent of the Argonians during the Oblivion Invasion
So let me get this straight OXYOTL wanna kill chaos?!
I was looking for the link to your nexus and you literally just posted this, you understand me
Everyone else: The silence and the fury
Me: The scaly and the furry
All hail to Dave "Labor Party Mascot"
Knew there was going to be a James bond reference
He’s chameleon skink dream
10 whole minutes and *NOT. A SINGLE. GEX REFERENCE.*
Im gonna need your gecko liscence, Cody. Turn in your badge, and your skink sling bikini. Youre off the force.
The scaly doom slayer
Love your vids man
Great content as always Cody. Hope your well. And thx for the laughs
The amount of unused DooM Slayer references is troubleseome Cody.
Oh I quite like that little yellow fellow there…
Now if only they'd rework the Cult of Sotek to field an army of badass Skinks buffed with these new units.
Oxyotl is the Rango of the lizardmen.
🐸: pssst... hey... what are you doing?
🦎:I'm blending.
The lizardmen lords really are the Exssssspendablesssss of Warhammer.
Yes but when do we get a Doom slayer, Dante, Oxyotl crossover?
I would welcome it
"Humans spread like rats, and rats were disconcertingly human"
Amazing
Wasn’t expecting the Samoa reference🇦🇸 lmao love the content regardless Uso (“brother” in Samoan)🤙🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
This is an entertaining video, loved it!
On a more serious note. I see that chameleon stalkers will probably be buffed in Oxyotl's campaign army such that they can destroy Da Immortalz in a one on one match up. But it seems they will continue to be of limited value in multiplayer. Fortunately I am a campaign main, so I should have a lot of fun with them.
Do you think the Noob's Guide for Dave the Labor Party Chameleon will be out soon, or given his well-known rivalry with Tzeentch over who best wears the color blue it'll be saved for the Total Warhammer III release?
Thanks for this lovely camovideo
Oxyotl Will Return in "No Sound, All Fury"
7:30 Does this mean we can finally deploy a air army for tiktaq'to?
i mean, yes, but isn't there a thing where you need at least something on the ground otherwise you forfeit?
@@Lynch2507 i used a hawk rider doomstack and i regnet everything
@@theonesithtorulethemall hawk rider doomstacks work, you just need one unit on the ground. I played through my Sisters of Twilight campaign with the sisters, 18 hawk riders and Ariel. I'd just hide Ariel and get her to spam spells at anything that got too close.
Unfortunately no. I don’t think the Coatl’s concealment ability effects flyers.
@@jedimasterdraco6950 1 you are correct but
2 nobody said anything about the Coatl cloaking flyers, they just said an "air army" which was already doable
Definitely one of your best Cody, keep it up my guy 👍
It's really unfair matchup for Taurox, considering he has just one weak spot which is easly spotted... AND A HUMAN CANONICALLY SNIPPED HIM
Getting snipped is a far worse fate than sniped.
Why would you remind us that Purple Ketchup was a thing?
Kama kama kama kama kama chameleon
You come and go
You come and gooooo
Oxyotl, the doomslayer of Warhammer
If you see an "X" in a Latin -character transliteration of a Mesoamerican language, it's pronounced "sh".
I know GW doesn't know that. It's just too painful to listen to without trying to correct it.
I believe he pointed this out himself when he covered the first Silence & Fury trailer. (Your comment still provides valuable insight to those who have not seen that first video).
Have to admit Tlashtlan is slightly easier to get my tongue around than Tlaxetaln
1:07 sorry I think you meant to say 'slanndestine' there.
* Nakai guide flashbacks *
I've always felt Nakai was one of my stronger videos. Having a joke in the first 5 seconds helps set the tone of what's to come.