Scrubs-Dr Kelso Best Bits

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  • the best bits of dr kelso from the classic show scrubs
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  • @blacktimhoward4322
    @blacktimhoward4322 3 роки тому +140

    40 million son. Do you know how many patients I had to ignore to get that score? PEOPLE DIED!

    • @Yamijay357
      @Yamijay357 Рік тому +9

      That line is S tier from conception to delivery.

    • @daveyjones7391
      @daveyjones7391 9 місяців тому +8

      “Well that’s ridiculous. People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling”

  • @josh91bc
    @josh91bc 9 років тому +570

    That 'shirt is gay' scene cracks me up! Love Kelso

    • @biggingeryeti
      @biggingeryeti 7 років тому +77

      Me too, I especially love how he walks away so pleased with himself.

    • @waynehilson4417
      @waynehilson4417 7 років тому +11

      PERFECTLY delivered line!

    • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
      @summushieremiasclarkson4700 4 роки тому +5

      @jimrayner100 which is why we're glad it wasn't. There's a surprising amount of "redpills" in this show.

    • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
      @summushieremiasclarkson4700 4 роки тому

      @jimrayner100 what? I was agreeing with you, are calling your own statement bullshit?

    • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
      @summushieremiasclarkson4700 3 роки тому

      @James F Hence the "redpill" in quotes. I am well aware of its trivialisation and inability to attribute a single, central cause for decay. I would have used it unironically, but 4 years ago.

  • @ljfleming9655
    @ljfleming9655 8 років тому +254

    I just love how in season 8 Kelso is so good-natured and spontaneous.

    • @MrHejke
      @MrHejke 3 роки тому +33

      Well, he can be. No responsibilities.

    • @cubsfan8293
      @cubsfan8293 3 роки тому +12

      Isn't that after he retired?

    • @KSHAWK
      @KSHAWK 3 роки тому +3

      I mean I’d be a bitter mean bitch if I had 100’s of peoples lives and jobs on my shoulders

    • @s4xtt
      @s4xtt Рік тому +7

      That is cause he no longer has the responsibility of chief of medicine

  • @paxpacis2
    @paxpacis2 9 років тому +272

    DAYUM TURKLEDOG

    • @Charlezard.
      @Charlezard. 3 роки тому +4

      That's basically how my dad talks too.. lol

  • @dickyanders8138
    @dickyanders8138 10 років тому +302

    Kelso definitely the funniest on the show! I still laugh every time at the "that shirt you're wearing is gay" hahahaha

    • @JSPaul49
      @JSPaul49 10 років тому +55

      Best of all, he walks away so impressed with himself that he told off a 3 year old.

    • @NTJedi
      @NTJedi Рік тому +5

      The good days back when groups of people were not crying over every insult.

    • @axesoccer7887
      @axesoccer7887 Рік тому +1

      I wish Jack would’ve said “So is your son!”

  • @Siliven
    @Siliven 9 років тому +181

    _"Because I can"_ LOL.
    GOD. I need an authoritative figure like that. I'd be amused all my life.

    • @derekmann8239
      @derekmann8239 3 роки тому +6

      ....I very much misread that as "I'd be aroused all my life."
      And I mean, hey, no judging here.
      Just definitely did a double take.

    • @vodkaboy
      @vodkaboy 9 місяців тому

      are you living in a boomer-free society ?

  • @senormanzana7605
    @senormanzana7605 9 років тому +78

    What about when he tells Barbie, "Bitches huh. What are you gonna do?" That part was funny as hell

  • @hansolo3459
    @hansolo3459 8 років тому +168

    "My muffin thinks you're crazy and she wants you to go!" Hahaha :D

    • @jasonzabbidou1389
      @jasonzabbidou1389 7 років тому +3

      What makes me giggle is that he imagines it as a she...

    • @hansolo3459
      @hansolo3459 7 років тому +1

      +Jason Zabbidou Muffins are all female. Didn't you know? :D

    • @jasonzabbidou1389
      @jasonzabbidou1389 7 років тому

      Han Solo ..........Can muffins get sex changes?

    • @hansolo3459
      @hansolo3459 7 років тому

      +Jason Zabbidou Good question but I'm not sure about this

    • @jasonzabbidou1389
      @jasonzabbidou1389 7 років тому

      Han Solo I think the general rule is if you can't change its sex it doesn't have one.

  • @tchombre1992
    @tchombre1992 3 роки тому +75

    To me the slagathor moment kills me every time. Its by far my favorite Kelso moment

  • @varok1312
    @varok1312 9 років тому +78

    you got brinner, daaaaaaaammmmm turkledoggg

  • @Jaygo_Chuggington
    @Jaygo_Chuggington 3 роки тому +51

    You got brinner?
    DAAAAMMMNNNN TURKLEDOG!!!!!
    I’ve never seen that one but made me spit my drink out

  • @ChristineP223
    @ChristineP223 4 роки тому +83

    Dr. Cox is the kind of jerk we want to be, Dr. Kelso is the kind of jerk we actually are.

    • @jaybee2402
      @jaybee2402 3 роки тому +22

      I have it the other way around. When I grow up I wanna be just like Bob Kelso 😁

    • @pawelklecha3547
      @pawelklecha3547 2 роки тому +2

      You sure not the other way round?

  • @omairsh8
    @omairsh8 2 роки тому +28

    "What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
    Still my favourite Kelso running joke

  • @lordnastrond1
    @lordnastrond1 7 років тому +35

    "Are my new boxers made of wool? Cause my weasel's getting heat stroke!"

  • @scottg9206
    @scottg9206 3 роки тому +37

    Kelso is the funniest character on a show full of funny characters. His delivery is frickin savage

  • @rxpt0rs
    @rxpt0rs 8 років тому +42

    2:17 for Daaayum Turkledawg replay button.

  • @samuelevans8384
    @samuelevans8384 3 роки тому +25

    Dr Kelso: insults child
    *walks away proudly*

  • @dejatwixt9214
    @dejatwixt9214 2 роки тому +14

    The way he walks around like Pac-Man kills me.

  • @sagariabu9206
    @sagariabu9206 7 років тому +20

    Kelso's cat sounds are awesome 😻

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 2 роки тому +10

    0:40 Kelso always gives as good as he gets.

  • @Grizzly-pk1yy
    @Grizzly-pk1yy 9 місяців тому +3

    "Mr. Turkelston!"
    "My name is Turk."
    "Thats your first name."
    "You think my name is Turk Turkelston?"
    "AND THERE IS MRS TURKELSTON."
    😂😂 That is Kelso on his peak

  • @bigmetroidfan1263
    @bigmetroidfan1263 6 років тому +13

    0:17 Hey champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso, how you doing?

  • @butterthatpopcorn
    @butterthatpopcorn 10 років тому +27

    Best character

  • @drunkweebmarine9492
    @drunkweebmarine9492 Рік тому +5

    I loved how Cox and Kelso became secret friends and every knew it

  • @Ninjujitsu
    @Ninjujitsu 7 років тому +14

    You missed "Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap. Bob Kelso. I thought we'd met?"
    And some I would have put in:
    "Ahhh DR. TURKLETON!"
    "Actually sir, it's just 'Turk'."
    "That's your FIRST name."
    "You think my name is... Turk Turkleton?"
    "AND MRS TURKLETON! The Turkletons! Heheheheh."
    And later
    "Hells bells son when I say the name 'Turkleton people laugh!"
    "Probably because that's not my name sir."
    "Not YET Turkleton. Not yet."
    And one of my random favorites:
    JD had been sprayed by a spray bottle in the crotch twice already by the janitor looking like he peed himself. This time he turns his butt towards the janitor in defense but the janitor sprays his butt anyways.
    "Who would find that funny?"
    Kelso walks in out of nowhere.
    "HAHAHA. Wet butt!"

  • @Raiderfan123
    @Raiderfan123 3 роки тому +16

    2:53 has me crying laughing

  • @macman975
    @macman975 3 роки тому +7

    "Sir, you think my name is Turk Turkleton?"

  • @DamianDarkholme
    @DamianDarkholme 11 років тому +12

    Kelso imitaiting pacman is hilarious :D

  • @BirdGang6
    @BirdGang6 Рік тому +3

    I loved the storyline of Kelso and the Janitor being friends at night lol

  • @marcuswaye1906
    @marcuswaye1906 7 років тому +16

    2:04 is my goal in life hahahahaha

  • @HARBRINGERZERO
    @HARBRINGERZERO 18 днів тому

    That smile on Dr. Kelso’s face right after insulting a child was priceless.
    Also, damn Turkledawg.

  • @pieater112
    @pieater112 11 років тому +5

    Dr Kelso is by far the funniest character on the show!!

  • @mauricioiturbe8901
    @mauricioiturbe8901 2 роки тому +4

    Dr Kelso being pacman and he pretending to be a painting is so fucking funny

  • @xvfriday2183
    @xvfriday2183 4 роки тому +13

    I miss Kelso so bad it hurts sometimes 😉

  • @kristonparris4045
    @kristonparris4045 10 років тому +18

    I need more of Kelso!!! Moar!!!

    • @omairsh8
      @omairsh8 2 роки тому

      You can never have enough Kelso or Cox

  • @greenday182dx
    @greenday182dx 12 років тому +7

    Doctor bob kelso is hilarious!

  • @harfast10
    @harfast10 7 років тому +15

    Paging Dr. Backbone to the Bajingo ward!

  • @earlmcmanus194
    @earlmcmanus194 Рік тому +1

    1:59, I like how the guy in the mural has the same hair color as Kelso so for it split second it looks like he's standing in front of himself.

  • @tottimitico
    @tottimitico 11 років тому +4

    bob?i can see you LOL

  • @tylertilwick6852
    @tylertilwick6852 4 місяці тому

    2:17 "DAAYYUUM, Turkel-Dawg"
    Lmfao 😂

  • @billie0429
    @billie0429 2 роки тому +1

    “MEOW”
    Sir are you really that immature?
    “meow”

  • @hugomedina9
    @hugomedina9 3 роки тому +3

    Daaammnn turkledawg 💀

  • @paigesmith4214
    @paigesmith4214 4 роки тому +10

    2:07 is he holding Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows?

    • @13vatra
      @13vatra 4 роки тому +4

      Yes, yes he is. He also later drew glasses on Doug's face in permanent marker for spoiling part of it for him.

  • @lordnastrond1
    @lordnastrond1 7 років тому +8

    "Dr Dorian do you not realise that your nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me"

  • @MasterofTongs
    @MasterofTongs 2 роки тому

    I don't often agree with peoples' best ofs, but you have some winners, my friend.

  • @davidbrothers6043
    @davidbrothers6043 2 роки тому +1

    Ken jenkins who played dr. Kelso was also funny in air america and I remember he was in that show homefront

  • @Mcobo100
    @Mcobo100 10 років тому +42

    Damn Tedd! I want a cat fight!

  • @tommaso2901
    @tommaso2901 Рік тому

    This man carried the last seasons of scrubs (s8 also the janitor)

  • @HLidaze
    @HLidaze 9 місяців тому +2

    I dont care the political/emotional climate. Dr. Kelso leaning down to Dr. Coxes toddler and calling his shirt gay and walking away with a smirk is hilarious

  • @Quicktwosteps
    @Quicktwosteps 7 років тому +7

    You miss the episode where he only got his peace of mind sitting on a bench eating while outside of the hospital during lunch break.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 роки тому +1

      It was more sentimental than funny. Plus, they can't put everything in a short video.

  • @healinghands884
    @healinghands884 10 місяців тому

    I'm watching Scrubs while i watch these clips... haha

  • @warpedbays4388
    @warpedbays4388 11 років тому +1

    what has two thumbs a funny voice and still doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso!! I added the funny voice to keep it fresh

  • @eastonsaccount
    @eastonsaccount Рік тому

    Kelso is the best character on the show

  • @lordnastrond1
    @lordnastrond1 7 років тому +5

    "Why are you whistling Ted your life is pathetic"

  • @174momo
    @174momo 7 років тому +1

    Because I can!!!

  • @phishfearme2
    @phishfearme2 15 годин тому

    Kelso is from Monroeville PA - anyone know why they picked that town?
    thanks
    phish
    monroeville PA

  • @chriswelcome8102
    @chriswelcome8102 7 років тому +1

    1:18 So good

  • @reddeadbret4218
    @reddeadbret4218 8 років тому +9

    Mr Fultons Recovery?
    Fulton... Recovery...
    ...anyone? Please anyone?! I can't be alone with this reference.

  • @davidshafer1872
    @davidshafer1872 4 роки тому +8

    Dr. Kelso cheated on his wife the entire run of the show.

  • @yopsoy2233
    @yopsoy2233 11 років тому +2

    1:48 LOL!!!

  • @godzillas6301
    @godzillas6301 2 роки тому +3

    Missed 2
    Nagger
    You did 4 years at collage and 4 years at medical school so i can assume you are at least 8

  • @abominablesnowman64
    @abominablesnowman64 Рік тому

    the inter highway lol so Bob Kelso

  • @sabster140
    @sabster140 3 місяці тому

    "because I can"...wow

  • @spacenewstoday9518
    @spacenewstoday9518 3 роки тому +1

    Daaaaaaamn TurkleDawg

  • @tonkatam
    @tonkatam 11 років тому +1

    buga buga buga :D

  • @alexamerling20
    @alexamerling20 11 років тому +1

    Because I can lol

  • @TyrackLP
    @TyrackLP 7 років тому +2

    Mr Fultons Recovery? How the hell did I miss that joke?

    • @Hassony523
      @Hassony523 3 роки тому

      Fulton’s recovery complete, that’s why you’re the best boss.

  • @curtain2222
    @curtain2222 4 роки тому +1

    Lol because I can

  • @ConvictJ96
    @ConvictJ96 8 років тому +1

    Need to have a video about my best bits! BEST BITS FIVE!

  • @ryanocarroll6426
    @ryanocarroll6426 2 роки тому

    3:39 did dr. Kelso and dr. Cox actually agree on something ?

  • @Gest00rd
    @Gest00rd 9 місяців тому

    0:34 is fucking gold to me, I don't care what anyone says!

  • @abominablesnowman64
    @abominablesnowman64 Рік тому

    This should would suck so bad if it was made today

  • @butterthatpopcorn
    @butterthatpopcorn 10 років тому +1

    lol 0:38

  • @annabellethedoll9023
    @annabellethedoll9023 8 років тому

    i love DR kelso, hey by the way does anyone know any good TV comedy shows like scrubs

    • @madhavyu
      @madhavyu 8 років тому

      Watch Veronica Mars.

    • @berlin7und40
      @berlin7und40 7 років тому

      Modern Family is great

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 7 років тому +5

      Nothing like Scrubs, no. Everything else sucks compared.

    • @KongFuzii
      @KongFuzii 7 років тому +1

      psych is funny and has a great friendship

  • @yolanda8563
    @yolanda8563 3 роки тому +2

    For god's sake you're 3 dimensional

  • @salvadorreyes3482
    @salvadorreyes3482 3 роки тому +1

    Kelso was a texes ranger in last man standing with Bruce Willis

  • @northernsupernova1
    @northernsupernova1 3 роки тому

    you missed donkey boy

  • @nonfictiondictionary
    @nonfictiondictionary 7 років тому

    Mr. Fulton's Recovery.
    I want to believe that it's intentional.

    • @Hassony523
      @Hassony523 3 роки тому +1

      Fulton’s recovery’s complete, return to base!

  • @Ritermann
    @Ritermann 7 років тому

    Why the hell do people put a Title at the beginning of the Video???????
    All youtube Videos do have a Title that you read before you click the video.
    :/
    Are you not thinking?????

  • @ultraschannel1
    @ultraschannel1 12 років тому

    hahahahahahahahha 2:15

  • @slendersera
    @slendersera 7 років тому

    A Heroes season finale advertisement LOL

  • @Pajamers
    @Pajamers 7 років тому +1

    maybe she should go..
    No.

  • @tomlxyz
    @tomlxyz 4 роки тому

    Funny voice? That's not how they translated it in German

  • @TheWaynelds
    @TheWaynelds 3 роки тому +6

    They over did that “Free muffins for life” gag.

  • @webduelist
    @webduelist 4 роки тому +4

    Thing that always bugged me is they never crossed over the middle and scrubs. Imagine JD thinking Mike is the Janitor and keeps harassing him to try and prove it, only to find out Mike is the Janitors twin or something.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 4 роки тому +4

      I always felt like cross overs damages the show by colliding incompatible universes for a cheap attention grabber and seems to be predominantly be done by bad performing shows that can't stand on their own anymore so I'm glad they didn't

    • @webduelist
      @webduelist 4 роки тому

      @@tomlxyz Scrubs had been of the air, and the universes weren't incompatible. There are cross overs that works really well when it services both sets of characters.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 роки тому

      @@webduelist These two shows are vastly different, different comedy styles, it wouldn't have worked.

  • @ameagher2
    @ameagher2 8 років тому

    Enough is EEEnough!! ... where's the bit that Umberto Kelso plays guitar and sings de blues ... give it to me or I'll scrub myself to death.

  • @Zackariyaouchen
    @Zackariyaouchen 8 років тому

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hes a killer meaaaaaaoooooooo dyiiiiiiiiiiiing are you that immature !?hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @aredub1847
    @aredub1847 8 років тому +1

    man jd was terrible and would no friends or sex.