Really? He's a sad alcoholic who's overqualified for his job and constantly takes it on his interns. He's so lucky (irish) he get some friends along the way.
@@ConradKurze still his rants are always the most creative and the best. He takes on his interns for his giant ego. That's the fun for him, so no sadness.
@@Blacksoul444 half right because cox does everything he does to his juniors and interns is a test of mettle, critical thinking amd perserverance so that later on he won't have to worry about them screwing up or giving up. He puts on an a-hole face because deep down inside he does take things to heart like when a patient died of rabies and he used her organs to save other lives only to doom them or when JD was leaving sacred heart and he finally let his feelings for JD as a great doctor and an even greater friend.
@@ConradKurze That's kinda what I like about his character. He's a sad alcoholic who's overqualified for his job but he's also a caring human begin while being super tough on his interns. the reason he's that mean to them is because he wants them all to succeed in a very important field where someone's life is on the line. if you're soft on people who are trying to learn something as important as being a DR they're not going to succeed and be ready for the parts of the job that are scary and hard. But he's definitely still funny when he goes on his rants and makes fun of people regardless.
SmokeyVox I never understood these to they are divorced but find out they are not divorced then they get divorced yet still wear there wedding rings like there married they want sex yet they don't want passion or love what is wrong with these two
Fisticuffs after 15 minutes due to lack of mutual respect. House plays extra dirty, tries to poke him with his cane, but Cox already slipped sleeping pills in the small amount of water that House rations himself so he doesn't have to hobble to the bathroom all the time, and House passes out. However! House also framed Cox for a TON of motor vehicle violations, so when the cops show up and see House KO'd, Cox gets arrested for a short while until things get sorted out. Cuddy makes House drop the charges on the threat of taking away his Vicodin supply again, and Jordan gets Cox to just leave it alone under threats of love. Winner: Neither and both, they're just that mutually petty.
@@darknesslight3100 ..I have no existing need of attention. Same as there is no existing god. That is my point, in case you do not understand the obvious, cottonhead.
@@somegirl558 That's quite a lot to say or someone who isn't doing it for attention. And to add an insult with your response, please tell me you're not a troll because you're terrible at it :)
I forgot about this but I met Sarah Chalke in like 2000 when she came into my store in Vancouver, she tried to use our ATM and it spit out a receipt but no money. She had to wait there on her phone for about 2 hours and could not have been nicer, I wish Scrubs had been on then, I would have geeked out but back then I just knew her as the new girl from Roseanne 😂
1:54-2:30 I wasn’t [buzz]-ing you to indicate an incorrect answer. I was [buzz]-ing you because I was bored and I just thought that might drive you crazy.
Wow, they really pulled off that Jordan injecting botox thing. She doesn't have a single line on her face when she makes some kind of expression...or maybe it's that she is an emotionless machine trying to assimilate.
"You know, I don't really appreciate you.....I'm no superman....." This video is so badly edited it may be a work of art. I laughed harder at the editing than at Dr Cox.
atleast he appologized with an annotation.... so many youtubers that makes clips of show and cartoons is all ego plastering their name everywhere they can and keep the bad editing... so yeah hes bad but he damn well own up to his mistakes unlike all those other shit heads out there
You know the only way you could be more useless right now is if you actually were the wall, Now , it is certainly trye that you would at least be serving a purpose, sepcifically a surface for a jackass to lean against- but it could be argued that this mire useless than doing nothing: Ik know its a conundrm but dont worry, Ill noodle it for you right here(points at head0 Meanwhile while you do not have your basket, now would be a good time to skip along, alright Dorothy
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The fact he never got an Emmy for this role is outrageous.
Yeah george was the most important character without him seinfeld would have failed
Greatness doesn't need a trophy; it's just one more thing to dust.
John C. McGinley was born for this role.
More like it was written for him. The casting notes said “a John C. McGinley type”
you can see and hear him in seven, his commentary on the situation is so cox.
Every role he played before Dr. Cox I just see Dr. Cox
Totally.
No one else could make a better character. Unless they had Kevin Spacey for this.
I love how jordan threatening to love Cox makes him ready to yell 😂😂
"Kelso, you bastard!!!"
“Where is that bastard?! *KELSO!!*”
I love Dr. Cox. He is just the funniest man on earth.
Really? He's a sad alcoholic who's overqualified for his job and constantly takes it on his interns. He's so lucky (irish) he get some friends along the way.
@@ConradKurze still his rants are always the most creative and the best. He takes on his interns for his giant ego. That's the fun for him, so no sadness.
Dr. Cox was House before House lol.
@@Blacksoul444 half right because cox does everything he does to his juniors and interns is a test of mettle, critical thinking amd perserverance so that later on he won't have to worry about them screwing up or giving up. He puts on an a-hole face because deep down inside he does take things to heart like when a patient died of rabies and he used her organs to save other lives only to doom them or when JD was leaving sacred heart and he finally let his feelings for JD as a great doctor and an even greater friend.
@@ConradKurze That's kinda what I like about his character. He's a sad alcoholic who's overqualified for his job but he's also a caring human begin while being super tough on his interns. the reason he's that mean to them is because he wants them all to succeed in a very important field where someone's life is on the line. if you're soft on people who are trying to learn something as important as being a DR they're not going to succeed and be ready for the parts of the job that are scary and hard. But he's definitely still funny when he goes on his rants and makes fun of people regardless.
In a perfect world Dr Cox and Dr House would meet
And then the Universe explodes next.
Oh my god if the show was still on going Lol
I think Dr Cox would hate Dr House
@@lohengramm6969They would and it would be the glorious to watch that war.
@@MasterArchfiend
Nah. The planet would collapse in on itself under the combined weight of their egos
damn, Cox's actor is just so damn good.
He's the best
John C. McGuinley
"You know, I don't really appreciate youI'M NO SUPERMAN!"
I laughed at that too!
Best bad editing ever. My sides hurt.
😂
Shows that Jordan isn’t a complete heartless monster.
she's a female younger Bo Kelso clon.
And dr cox 100% is 🤣🤣🤣
I loved when Jordans brother died because cox took it even harder than him (he went into a psychosis) and Jordan was so supportive.
He's a master of "been there, done that, don't care"
And the man never won an Emmy for his work...
3:20 this moment is gold. I love Dr. Cox for these kinda scenes!
lol the "raise ur hand and step forward, it no time to be modest" Than he raises his hand "oh gosh it was me :) :) :D :D
Destree H “it was me, daddy”
best scrubs moment imo
@@gabrielcusack-mercedez8859 put your hand down Lawney
The only time Dr. Cox is smiling is when he’s busy complimenting himself - savor it!
yeah, same bro, nobody ever appriciate me I have to appriciare myself .
"Where is that bastard?! KELSO?!?!"
dr. cox is the star of that show
"I dont appreciate yo- IM NO SUPERMAN"
Coolest thing: Cox cares just as much as JD
Emphasis on care (for their work) 🙂👍
😆😆Dr. Cox is the best!!
Really enjoyed that series. Watching it with my brothers's company made it more fun.
..the good times. Gotta love them.
"If you don't do what she says, I'm going to stop having sex with you, and start loving you..."
"Where is that bastard Kelso!"
SmokeyVox I never understood these to they are divorced but find out they are not divorced then they get divorced yet still wear there wedding rings like there married they want sex yet they don't want passion or love what is wrong with these two
lol... i accidentally scrolled down and saw your comment just as it was being said word for word and i was reading it word for word .. spooky
Fucking died at that scene!
*start making love to you
Cox and Jordan are probably my favourite TV couple ever.
the reason why i still love scrubs is the genius Dr.Cox
i imagine that 90% of the viewers are there with you.
That first part belongs in another compilation: 'Scrubs: The Best of Jordan'!
"Spooky!!!"
I always love that one.
"Again last night!"
"Im going to stop having sex with you... and start. Making looove"
*looks at hand* IT WAS ME! 🤣🤣
That was so unexpected that actually caught me off guard. "My wife's names Carla, yeah" :'D
Oh. I've never actually met someone with same name as a character on the show.
Oh and spoilers. I die in this episode.
ladys n gentleman allow me to present "man not caring" :P
Ok Jordan gonna need a little help
Dr Cox is correcting all their mistakes he deserves the ego
1:28 that kick at the end is underrated :'D
The "Turner and Hooch" bit at the very end was very clever!
To be fair, I'm not sure the pacemaker thing was Turk's fault given that the diagnosticians got it wrong.
Just imagine if Dr. Cox and Dr. House worked together
Fisticuffs after 15 minutes due to lack of mutual respect. House plays extra dirty, tries to poke him with his cane, but Cox already slipped sleeping pills in the small amount of water that House rations himself so he doesn't have to hobble to the bathroom all the time, and House passes out. However! House also framed Cox for a TON of motor vehicle violations, so when the cops show up and see House KO'd, Cox gets arrested for a short while until things get sorted out. Cuddy makes House drop the charges on the threat of taking away his Vicodin supply again, and Jordan gets Cox to just leave it alone under threats of love.
Winner: Neither and both, they're just that mutually petty.
One of the greatest shows ever! Wanted to be a doctor because of this show for years! Wish I did it lol
Defo agree, one of the greatest show ever!
dr. cox is the star of scrubs!!!
Lmao the way he kicked that child out of there
Dr. Perry Cox - The Mentor every kid needs, but don’t deserve
That Jesus H Cox scene kills me all the time.
4:20 Rare moment of Cox calling Turk by his name instead of Gandhi.
Jordan would never fall for the 8-year-old-with-cancer trick.
"Man not Caring"
A gift from God
there is no god.
@@somegirl558 Your point?(Other than a need for attention)
@@darknesslight3100 ..I have no existing need of attention. Same as there is no existing god. That is my point, in case you do not understand the obvious, cottonhead.
@@darknesslight3100 ..besides people trying to communicate with you are no sign of need of attention...
What the fuck are you.?
@@somegirl558 That's quite a lot to say or someone who isn't doing it for attention. And to add an insult with your response, please tell me you're not a troll because you're terrible at it :)
“Well?!”
“Im sorry could you repeat the question?”
Hahaha i love him
Carla did not ask “Well?!” again. *Ding*
I can't believe he payed a kid to pretend to be terminally ill 😂
It was epic 😂
He's Perry Cox, what more do you want?
@@IronMan-tk8uc *Jesus H. Cox, MD"
That man is a gift to the world.
OOOOOOOOOH I'm sorry, the correct answer was a giant ego! I HAVE A GIANT EGOOO
Best. Show. Ever!
1:35 “…piss all on my own, I’m no Superman.”
To be taken nightly with food while you eat alone killed me
Correctomundo, it's to be taken with food every saturday night when you're eating alone...
Harsh burn.
Jesus H. Cox.........M.D.😂
1:29 that was epic 😂
I forgot about this but I met Sarah Chalke in like 2000 when she came into my store in Vancouver, she tried to use our ATM and it spit out a receipt but no money. She had to wait there on her phone for about 2 hours and could not have been nicer, I wish Scrubs had been on then, I would have geeked out but back then I just knew her as the new girl from Roseanne 😂
Best of Dr cox and video is only 6 minutes long?
I really miss scrubs...
It's me Daddy!!! 🤣
Put your hand down.
"Stick your hand out..."
1:54-2:30
I wasn’t [buzz]-ing you to indicate an incorrect answer. I was [buzz]-ing you because I was bored and I just thought that might drive you crazy.
Bigmetroidfan12 iii
*”BONG!”*
(By the way, where was Todd when Dr. Cox said “BONG!”?!)
whats up with the song playing at random moments during the video?
00:22 Funniest lines Jordan has ever had.
The last part was heartbreaking.
Jordan should have been in the show more she was one of the best characters
This video should be at least 5 hours long
Wow, they really pulled off that Jordan injecting botox thing. She doesn't have a single line on her face when she makes some kind of expression...or maybe it's that she is an emotionless machine trying to assimilate.
Great awaking
Its moments like this that I remember that Cox use to wanna date Carla
@1:53 how have I not seen this scene before !!! Definitely given me a new thing to annoy people 😈
1:57 episode??
“It WaS mEEee”
Why does dr cox walk the opposite direction to where Kelso just went?
I find DR. Cox is the funniest person on theshow...
I know I'm late to the party, but this is not having a bad editor: this is having a malicious editor.
"You know, I don't really appreciate you.....I'm no superman....."
This video is so badly edited it may be a work of art. I laughed harder at the editing than at Dr Cox.
I think I finally grew up, because Bo Kelso annoys me more than Dr Cox ever did.
WHICH DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT BARBIE ANNOYS ME THE MOST.
Not JD?
Dr. Cox should of put j.d. in the o'Neil death grip that's a platoon reference in case you didn't know john mcginley was in platoon
Cox ..Cox ..Cox...!! 😂
said so dryly...Cox...Cox....
turner and hooch reference at the end
You cant fit best of Cox in a video this short
Pretty damn poorly edited.
Renektonisbae scenes where cut with a butter knife.
What do you me- I'm no super man!
atleast he appologized with an annotation.... so many youtubers that makes clips of show and cartoons is all ego plastering their name everywhere they can and keep the bad editing... so yeah hes bad but he damn well own up to his mistakes unlike all those other shit heads out there
I dunno man, 2:32 is pretty dope yo
Fuck the editing, I'm glad I could watch a series of great clips without having to _pay youtube_ to watch the whole episode.
"Soo black,
Soo bald,
And he cant eat cupcakes because he has diabetes...
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
*Chris Tuuuurk"*
(-.-) *turns back around* it's best to start fluid resuscitatio..BOOOONNGG!!
2:40 That annotation is wrong. It is not "Not a good editor i have", it is "Not a good editor I AM!"
no it should be "I am not a good editor" or maybe "Not a good editor, I know"
Dr. Cox. All i know, is that i'm the best. i dont know what you are
ok this might be weird, but keep pressing 2 ,4 ,5!!!, 6, 9 and then 8
245698
Jesus H Cox!
...MD
Can someone tell me what episode it is at 2.00? Ö it's awesome xD
hahahaha check out that laugh after he said BONG and the interns of Elliot had to laugh
chant his name:
COX...
COX....
COX.......
Liquids...props or physics... What's a man?
2:21/5:59 such a beautiful pose and such a stunning lady 😍😍😍😍
5:21 this is de best
You know the only way you could be more useless right now is if you actually were the wall,
Now , it is certainly trye that you would at least be serving a purpose, sepcifically a surface for a jackass to lean against-
but it could be argued that this mire useless than doing nothing:
Ik know its a conundrm but dont worry, Ill noodle it for you right here(points at head0
Meanwhile while you do not have your basket, now would be a good time to skip along, alright Dorothy
Again, last night! :)))
Was made for it
Just realized. Harry Cox is the name
dat man Perry
love dr cox/kelso
Nice editing 👍🏻 if you know how to do something good, don’t do it for free. You have talent
Lolol I was 11 when I edited this together. I appreciate you.
1:33 Dam lol
wonder what it would be like if cox worked with House
good work, man, i love scrubs
That's a man dawg.
So... Yoda I guess?
Didn't like cox growning up rewatching it love Cox
"Greatest conversation ever"
Me...me...me...
Which word does he use at 4:30?
+Fantastic Abdul I got that already, but directly after that he says a word very fastly while he turns?
"Capiche, you see..." is what he says.
Capiche is a word that basically means "Understand?"
Like asking for a confirmation.
Philip the Fair Wonderful, very pleased about the reply respectively the explanation. Cheers!
“Because you see”
Kapish?
Understand?
Where is that bastard lol