The Grand Tour S3 E1 funny moments

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  • @CassiusClam
    @CassiusClam 2 роки тому +509

    "Which seat did they put in as standard?" always does it for me. 🤣🤣

    • @Mystic2760
      @Mystic2760 2 роки тому +9

      I _must_ be stupid cuz I don't get it 😅

    • @CassiusClam
      @CassiusClam 2 роки тому +24

      @@Mystic2760 No you're not. All g. Look at it this way: What other seat would be put as standard apart from the driver's?

    • @gresh6969
      @gresh6969 2 роки тому +1

      @?

    • @Mystic2760
      @Mystic2760 2 роки тому +2

      @@CassiusClam _ah-_

    • @steviegee8413
      @steviegee8413 2 роки тому +19

      And it's often May that comes out with the funniest lines. Remember him trying to light that missile with a lighter??

  • @speakersspotemgottem
    @speakersspotemgottem 2 роки тому +334

    "13.3 MPG"
    "Is it a hybrid?"
    Had a laugh at that one

  • @addsfour3499
    @addsfour3499 11 місяців тому +63

    One of the best lines ever in top gear history is James may saying “am i the only one that understands muscle cars?”

    • @insignia2766
      @insignia2766 10 місяців тому +3

      Hell... never thought i would ever hear that come out of James May s mouth 😶

  • @dyaanahmad5079
    @dyaanahmad5079 2 роки тому +133

    Finally, a driver that avoids the crowd while driving in a mustang

  • @absentplaysauditore5653
    @absentplaysauditore5653 2 роки тому +697

    Dodge really said no street drag racing with a demon xD

    • @SeekYHWHsface
      @SeekYHWHsface 2 роки тому +36

      Good morning fam, blessings for this day and this week of the Lord Jesus Christ AMEN
      Isaiah 40:30-31
      30 Even the youths shall faint and be weary,
      And the young men shall utterly fall,
      31 But those who wait on the Lord
      Shall renew their strength;
      They shall mount up with wings like eagles,
      They shall run and not be weary,
      They shall walk and not faint

    • @Banana.a
      @Banana.a 2 роки тому +51

      Cus it was Hammond

    • @23gatesy
      @23gatesy 2 роки тому +57

      In reality it was probably hammonds wife that said no to it

    • @billamota
      @billamota 2 роки тому +35

      @@Banana.a because it would lose to the exorcist without all of the demon crate shit

    • @Jonathan-NC
      @Jonathan-NC Рік тому +22

      They just didn’t want it racing the Camaro. Just in case.

  • @ArnoldsKtm
    @ArnoldsKtm 2 роки тому +144

    Love Jeremy playing cards with reflective sunglasses.

  • @travisbarcus6226
    @travisbarcus6226 11 місяців тому +44

    I'm convinced that those 3 could make a T. V. Show about paint drying and it would be entertaining

    • @Jeff.78
      @Jeff.78 2 місяці тому +3

      Top Coat

    • @mattle841
      @mattle841 Місяць тому

      If Bob Ross can do it these 3 definitely can

  • @DaylightProductions2023
    @DaylightProductions2023 5 місяців тому +50

    'A muscle car is supposed to have 1000hp, be undrivable, and have a stupid name' Most Accurate American Steriotypical Statement

  • @JoKeet1
    @JoKeet1 2 роки тому +43

    Love May's evil chuckle 😂 No Cpt. Slow there!! Muscle cars must be his secret weapon??

    • @bretthousman8317
      @bretthousman8317 11 місяців тому +1

      the utter failure to do a donut killed me. for a moment I'm sure that smelled more like clutch than tires

    • @user-xn4hu3nh9n
      @user-xn4hu3nh9n 14 днів тому

      I think he’s actually the fastest over time being a pilot ad well, meaning he has a higher top speeed over time. Let’s not forget his Bugatti run.

  • @boamedia9496
    @boamedia9496 3 роки тому +205

    21:30 "You witless dishcloth"
    LMAO

  • @UntroubledCooker.x
    @UntroubledCooker.x Рік тому +39

    Jeremy himself don't knew he would become a farmer in future 😇 , good old days

  • @Simon-bu4kc
    @Simon-bu4kc 2 роки тому +41

    as a season, this is one of their best of all time in my opinion

  • @wesselh5877
    @wesselh5877 11 місяців тому +6

    I absolutly lost it when May said: Hammond, you witless dishcloth😂😂😂😂 😂

  • @halldorolason7587
    @halldorolason7587 2 роки тому +35

    James may's lets sing a song.. No! made me choke on my food from laughing

  • @seijisuzuki4197
    @seijisuzuki4197 2 роки тому +8

    James May & Hammond Says : "On a That Terrible Dissapointment, It's Back To The Tent."

  • @CJColvin
    @CJColvin Рік тому +10

    Gotta love the rawness of pure American Muscle Eh.

  • @brettgreene4341
    @brettgreene4341 8 місяців тому +5

    30:24 if i was james may, and i saw richard hammond sort out his dodge i would've just "GONE"!! straight to the finishing line

  • @TheInvincibleOne
    @TheInvincibleOne 2 роки тому +75

    They only left the Demon out because they knew that it would win easy. But Dodge does make it illegal to use drag mode on the street, cause its dangerous

    • @yrknutzreek
      @yrknutzreek 2 роки тому +11

      They did drag race it... They did that to piss off Hammond.

    • @kalelwilson8337
      @kalelwilson8337 2 роки тому +13

      Hellcats don't usually do well drag racing on the streets. Different story on a prepped surface though

    • @bigroaststyrone8135
      @bigroaststyrone8135 2 роки тому +4

      @@kalelwilson8337 it’s a demon not a hellcat but ur point still stands

    • @hebn.
      @hebn. 11 місяців тому

      they showed it winning at the end...

    • @FeppyDoo
      @FeppyDoo 7 місяців тому +1

      Dodge can't make anything illegal because their a company not a government. It can be against policy but if I own the car their policy means less than nothing to me.

  • @mahdirageef1249
    @mahdirageef1249 2 роки тому +20

    6:32 omg he looks so small compared to the demon💀💀

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 2 роки тому +26

    Evil won.... It just needed more than an hour of prep. time to do so.

  • @Nathan15038
    @Nathan15038 11 місяців тому +5

    I didn't know they still had these legendary trios

  • @dodgdurango6128
    @dodgdurango6128 2 роки тому +5

    Hellcat owners: oH wAiT, leMMe cHanGe mY whEels and aIr fIlter.

  • @kurtsudheim825
    @kurtsudheim825 10 місяців тому +3

    Fact that Jeremy had since bought a farm & breeds some greens

  • @creekfishingny5448
    @creekfishingny5448 2 роки тому +55

    The Camaro is the best tbh but you can’t see out the back window to save your life 😂.

    • @houssamalucad753
      @houssamalucad753 2 роки тому +4

      You can't see out of any window for that matter

    • @spenceroneil4747
      @spenceroneil4747 2 роки тому +6

      As someone who has owned one, you can't see shit out of any window. Still awesome cars though

    • @user-taras16
      @user-taras16 6 місяців тому +1

      Чорний колір для Камаро? Ніколи!

    • @mtnbikerva1
      @mtnbikerva1 2 місяці тому

      @@spenceroneil4747MY 2022 MACH 1 MUSTANG w/ Handling package vs Camaro, Toyota/BMW Supra, Corvette: A) has very good visual 360. B) Also easier to maintain C) the dashboard does not stick way up high and look weird… I test drove all these cars, including: the Mazda Miata or whatever you wanna call it, which was way too small and underpowered, etc. also tested the Porsche Cayman, which I liked the idea of the mid engine and how it would handle as a result, but it is way too expensive and time consuming to maintain, also when I went to the dealership, the salesman were assholes.
      Things about my MACH 1 that could be better: changing the oil can be messy unless you use a funnel or something to direct the oil flow, there’s no easy way to check your transmission fluid, The Sync 3 could be better, but I love that it is setup to for road courses.
      I assume due to the 10 computers the car and transmission needs to have the bugs figured out and fixed.
      I assume most of today is vehicles with all the computers and technology are problematic at times.

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 2 роки тому +16

    11:37 I'm sorry. If you'll please stand to one side, and hand me that chalk, because I think you'll find that Pinky and Perky have seen James do donuts at least twice. Donnington track day challenge, and at the go-cart track while Jeremy and Richard were sawing up a bin to put on their wheels.

    • @KennedyAPlus
      @KennedyAPlus 2 роки тому +1

      He has done donuts before (like a wacky vicar) for sure, but the incident at the go-cart track, didn't he have a FWD car, thus preventing his ability to drift as well?

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 2 роки тому +1

      @@KennedyAPlus , yes. I loved Hammond's home made wheel sleeves fashioned from a bin.

  • @aldosam5317
    @aldosam5317 9 місяців тому +2

    These three gentlemen love understatement, but they really are the Leonardo, Michelangelo and Raffaello of automotive journalism

  • @demon1954
    @demon1954 11 місяців тому +3

    Mr Hammond - If a manufacturer makes £20k profit on a car it sells at £100k but then doubles the price to £200k it then makes £120k profit, which is a SIX fold profit increase, not a mere doubling.

  • @jakeatom4841
    @jakeatom4841 2 роки тому +72

    The biggest challenge while shooting must’ve been editing out every time Clarkson said “Liberal Democrats”.

    • @SeekYHWHsface
      @SeekYHWHsface 2 роки тому +2

      Good morning fam, blessings for this day and this week of the Lord Jesus Christ AMEN
      Isaiah 40:30-31
      30 Even the youths shall faint and be weary,
      And the young men shall utterly fall,
      31 But those who wait on the Lord
      Shall renew their strength;
      They shall mount up with wings like eagles,
      They shall run and not be weary,
      They shall walk and not faint

    • @lawnguy905
      @lawnguy905 2 роки тому

      He got it right, liberalism and democrats are painfully the same cancer.

    • @mtnbikerva1
      @mtnbikerva1 2 місяці тому

      He probably kept saying: EVIL Demorats!

  • @brucwayn6403
    @brucwayn6403 2 роки тому +12

    To anybody that owns a demon do you actually get the drag race toolbox ( with all parts and tools to do wtf we saw) for 1$

    • @altaccount4697
      @altaccount4697 2 роки тому +4

      I don't own a demon, but I met a guy who does at a car show. Yes, it's true

    • @TheGoodChap
      @TheGoodChap 2 роки тому +3

      Wouldn't surprise me, for a decent amount of extra money companies will throw in all kinds of weird stuff. Pretty funny and interesting they literally sell a starter kit drag car setup as an option

    • @iuriferreira1618
      @iuriferreira1618 Рік тому +1

      Literally yes

    • @sharkeatinpizza
      @sharkeatinpizza Рік тому

      Afaik, Dodge can't for legal reasons sell you the demon as a drag car. But because legislators are the slowest and dumbest people on earth, there are loopholes/blatantly large gaps in the fine print that allow Dodge to sell you the Demon as a street legal brick on wheels and then sell the bits to turn it into a drag car for just a dollar more

  • @elnyoutube123
    @elnyoutube123 2 місяці тому +1

    You can tell James really liked the Exorcist but wont admit it 😂

  • @Julianhatesgenshin
    @Julianhatesgenshin 2 роки тому +15

    Clarkson just admitted James may is intelligent.
    Cause James does not admit he likes muscle cars but here it ‘leaks’

  • @markcooke5270
    @markcooke5270 Місяць тому

    So glad we still get to watch these guys on UA-cam and on streaming sites etc.... it's sad they have stopped producing ...grew up watching these 3 plonkers ... It will be like mock the week on Dave by 2026..was the best show on the idiot box for what feels like many decades 👍👍👍👍👍

  • @23GreyFox
    @23GreyFox 6 місяців тому +3

    In over 20 years they stayed the same, i love it.

  • @KsiazeIgor
    @KsiazeIgor 2 роки тому +8

    Darn, that Clarkson's French gendarme impression reminds me A LOT of Gorden Kaye.

  • @youngpanda9489
    @youngpanda9489 11 місяців тому +4

    They are the few person that I hope being forever young.

  • @14Ilanski
    @14Ilanski 7 місяців тому +2

    My favrioute car and my dream car is the demon so this is my favrioute episode of the grand tour literally can't stop watching it🤣

  • @intorsusvolo7834
    @intorsusvolo7834 Рік тому +2

    I hope the Exorcist has a little white square somewhere in the middle of its paint.

  • @surajbalajr.4016
    @surajbalajr.4016 2 місяці тому +1

    21:26 "Hammond, you witless dishcloth" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mohamedayman-ud9pd
    @Mohamedayman-ud9pd Рік тому +6

    Hammond has an errect***😂😂😂

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 Рік тому +2

    8:36 "As we headed for the downtown area" *shows shot of them driving away from downtown*

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 2 місяці тому

    First time I've seen a Mustang go around a corner without hitting the kerb and pedestrians 👍😁

  • @robtheedon
    @robtheedon 4 місяці тому +2

    Love when the boys come to the states

  • @paulburchell1762
    @paulburchell1762 Рік тому +1

    Which seat do they put in question by James is the funniest obvious answer I ever heard..x

  • @peterlin8296
    @peterlin8296 2 роки тому +10

    That's just half of the episode.... But I have to admit, the show is lengendary

  • @silverscreenreviews8521
    @silverscreenreviews8521 3 роки тому +11

    You left out the bit where Hammond does the house tour 😕

  • @Ozjoker420.
    @Ozjoker420. 8 місяців тому

    It only took a heap of modifications for the demon to beat the exorcist in the last drag race 😆 best staged tv show ever!

  • @tsebomoloi3410
    @tsebomoloi3410 4 місяці тому +2

    Jeremy Clarkson should've pitched in a shelby gt500

  • @wheelmanstan
    @wheelmanstan 2 роки тому +5

    haha so he couldn't drag race but he could do all that to his charger

    • @Josehish
      @Josehish 2 роки тому

      I hope this is sarcastic coz one would understand exactly why he couldn't drag race the demon.... especially after watching the last portion if one had no clue about the car itself before this.

  • @robatalan
    @robatalan 2 місяці тому

    After all the faff Richard went through the exorcist wasn't far off 😂

  • @myvid81
    @myvid81 2 місяці тому

    Karma... Jeremy ends up becoming a farmer😂.

  • @John-ls7qw
    @John-ls7qw 3 місяці тому +2

    There hasn't been a top gear since the guys left

  • @shelbynamels973
    @shelbynamels973 2 роки тому +7

    "What's that stick for ?"
    "That's Iggy POp"
    "Oh yeah, like he's here"'
    You have to visualize him to appreciate just how funny that was

    • @daviddavidsonn3578
      @daviddavidsonn3578 Рік тому +2

      visualize? I can barely, he's so skinny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sammichyyt
    @Sammichyyt Місяць тому

    Especially when Jeremy drove over all the veggies James planeted

  • @tzrippinlips2527
    @tzrippinlips2527 2 роки тому +2

    That silly ready to rot mustang thought is was gonna be a match in a drag race against the power plant under the hood of that camaro that’s funny!!!😂

  • @infantfiber9023
    @infantfiber9023 2 роки тому +10

    29:57 oh jeez he's got out this had me dying 🤣🤣

  • @gl3618
    @gl3618 2 роки тому +10

    1) James had his traction control off...so it wasn't really him.
    2) Of course the low fuel light was on in the muskstain.
    3) Dodge wouldn't do that, they make toys for overgrown children who miss their hot wheels cars with headers bigger than the oversized rear tires...

    • @drawingnerd1430
      @drawingnerd1430 2 роки тому +1

      Dodge would, cause somebody would probably sue them for hearing damage when they see it going down the street

    • @gl3618
      @gl3618 2 роки тому +1

      @@drawingnerd1430 hahaha, their executives are adults but all of their engineers are 12-year-olds.

    • @bigroaststyrone8135
      @bigroaststyrone8135 2 роки тому +2

      I was wondering how long it was going to take before I found the ‘sophisticated car enthusiast’ in the comments 😂

    • @gl3618
      @gl3618 2 роки тому

      @@bigroaststyrone8135 I'm all Mopar

  • @JeromeByron-g3k
    @JeromeByron-g3k 2 місяці тому +1

    No matter how hard the past, you can always begin again.

  • @Ahmed.rajab19
    @Ahmed.rajab19 11 місяців тому +2

    Best program ever im so sad because it ended

  • @Known_Steezy
    @Known_Steezy 6 днів тому

    30:31 “ Im going to bust your a** evil boi!”
    Never gets old

  • @MegaRetr
    @MegaRetr 2 роки тому +1

    the sound of the red hellcatt

  • @pablov.8909
    @pablov.8909 2 роки тому +3

    NO EXISTE NI EXISTIRA UN MEJOR PROGRAMA DE AUTOS Q NO ES DE AUTOS QUE TOP GEAR O GRAN TOUR

  • @cidertom5140
    @cidertom5140 10 місяців тому +1

    3.9MPG!!!! Fun!!! It’s like a Lincoln continental with the 7.5 ford 460cid engine and even that is a great engine in more ways than one

  • @PaulStassen
    @PaulStassen 8 днів тому

    BEST CAR PRESENTERS EVER

  • @thebluedragon1532
    @thebluedragon1532 Рік тому +9

    I'll take the Mustang!!!!

    • @Annabelle66633
      @Annabelle66633 2 місяці тому

      Me too, it’s the most handsome😍

  • @Thegoofyairgunner
    @Thegoofyairgunner Рік тому +1

    I’m glad the boys did this then and not in today. They would be missing and presumed in 3.4 minutes 😂. It just gets worse

  • @sporkfindus4777
    @sporkfindus4777 Рік тому +1

    This is the first time I've ever coveted a Mustang over products from GM and Chrysler

  • @alfredshisa709
    @alfredshisa709 2 роки тому +1

    Richard was savage 😂😂

  • @alain-danieltankwa8007
    @alain-danieltankwa8007 2 роки тому +14

    Destroying the grass was unappealing Jeremy

    • @mctavish199
      @mctavish199 2 роки тому +3

      Agree. He likes the contrarian image, but that was more than unappealing, it was childish, infantile and envy born of his own inability to do what May can do and he can't.

    • @calebhanly2026
      @calebhanly2026 2 роки тому

      @@mctavish199 he literally has his own farm. Though yes, that was him being an asshole

    • @hudnora4164
      @hudnora4164 2 роки тому +7

      You guys must be a blast at parties...

    • @tototakto4611
      @tototakto4611 6 місяців тому

      @@hudnora4164 we dont go to parties, we're adults

  • @papadensu9880
    @papadensu9880 Місяць тому

    Hammond predicted the muscle car price increase lol

  • @mtnbikerva1
    @mtnbikerva1 2 місяці тому +1

    Clarksons Farm is a great show also.

  • @Vladpryde
    @Vladpryde 3 місяці тому

    Imagine spending 6-figures on a Hennessy and have it lose to a car with 160 less horsepower.

  • @lmtetreau
    @lmtetreau 7 місяців тому +3

    Damn, who knocked up Clarkson?

  • @InfinityShadow20
    @InfinityShadow20 Місяць тому

    *Hammond:* Changes Tires
    *Me:* 😴😴😴

  • @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee333
    @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee333 2 роки тому +1

    i thought hammond was gonnadrive the mustang seeming it suits him for crashing

  • @benjaminbrown3635
    @benjaminbrown3635 9 місяців тому +2

    a 32 min video of funny moments from one episode?
    Just watch the dam episode lol

  • @markchip1
    @markchip1 2 роки тому +1

    James May - currently the single leading cause of unemployment and bankruptcy amongst farmers in the USA!!

  • @okeyezeilo6187
    @okeyezeilo6187 10 місяців тому

    Fantastic show...!

  • @alexmarks7275
    @alexmarks7275 18 днів тому

    I guess richard hammond forgot about the 1968 Dodge Hurst Hemi Dart / Plymouth Hurst Hemi Barracuda

  • @StockCarGuy
    @StockCarGuy 2 роки тому +2

    they gave the smallest person the biggest car

  • @richardgadberry8398
    @richardgadberry8398 3 місяці тому

    "Is that barrel gonna?"

  • @luckypetja7584
    @luckypetja7584 10 місяців тому +2

    23:40 when Jeremy had to break the news to Richard knocks me out😂😂😂

  • @prourbex
    @prourbex 11 місяців тому +1

    5958 Yorkshire Street, Detroit, thats the house they bought

  • @shyampatel1112
    @shyampatel1112 11 місяців тому +1

    definetly jeremy is the best driver

  • @johncarter591
    @johncarter591 2 місяці тому +1

    "It's a farmers Job" and who is doing Farming now???

  • @sidharthpk8645
    @sidharthpk8645 Рік тому +5

    And Clarkson is now a farmer 😂

  • @jerzeyguy71
    @jerzeyguy71 9 місяців тому

    which seat did they put in as standard!!! Love that!

  • @jkingenglish
    @jkingenglish 2 роки тому +3

    Man that belly is full of pork

  • @shakyhandpictures2185
    @shakyhandpictures2185 2 роки тому +2

    3.something mpg, says it all.

  • @joebob3875
    @joebob3875 12 днів тому

    These are the years I miss most, one of the saddest moments ever was the death of the Camaro and the charger/challenger. I’m trying to save up for a ZL1, my dream is to own one before they’re all gone forever, never to return. Hurts.

  • @lowtunedg9211
    @lowtunedg9211 2 місяці тому

    There are absolutely no cars on the planet that are “too cheap”

  • @Tomisamija
    @Tomisamija 2 роки тому +2

    im going to brush my teeth

  • @colins3485
    @colins3485 5 місяців тому +1

    13:21 Clarkson’s anti-farming screed here didn’t age well.

  • @Annabelle66633
    @Annabelle66633 2 місяці тому +1

    I love that ford mustang😍, that’s the one I would have😘"

  • @CatWolf-x
    @CatWolf-x 4 місяці тому +1

    So he couldn’t drag race on the street but he can do donuts in a building that I might fall apart if you tap the wall?

  • @mctavish199
    @mctavish199 2 роки тому +9

    Hammond is usually the funniest, whether he means to be or not, but here he was just a royal pain in the butt (even if semi-staged). It was just excruciating to watch.

  • @markkelly8168
    @markkelly8168 Місяць тому

    Love these 3...

  • @douggoins2960
    @douggoins2960 10 місяців тому +1

    Do you really have to do all that with the Demon?! Thats about stupid lol

  • @MartinPardoV-zs1ic
    @MartinPardoV-zs1ic Місяць тому +1

    So far diablo MU & ROYAL MALE !!

  • @Derly24
    @Derly24 Рік тому +2

    4:26 Clarkson’s Mustang was devouring that fuel 😆

  • @CaolanMcmanus
    @CaolanMcmanus Місяць тому

    Clarkson will eat his words about that