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  • @smashitoutnz
    @smashitoutnz Рік тому +202

    "13.3 MPG"
    "Is it a hybrid?"
    Had a laugh at that one

  • @CassiusClam
    @CassiusClam Рік тому +331

    "Which seat did they put in as standard?" always does it for me. 🤣🤣

    • @Mystic2760
      @Mystic2760 Рік тому +7

      I _must_ be stupid cuz I don't get it 😅

    • @CassiusClam
      @CassiusClam Рік тому +18

      @@Mystic2760 No you're not. All g. Look at it this way: What other seat would be put as standard apart from the driver's?

    • @gresh6969
      @gresh6969 Рік тому +1

      @?

    • @ethanschmid4104
      @ethanschmid4104 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mystic2760
      @Mystic2760 Рік тому +2

      @@CassiusClam _ah-_

  • @boamedia9496
    @boamedia9496 2 роки тому +148

    21:30 "You witless dishcloth"
    LMAO

  • @absentplaysauditore5653
    @absentplaysauditore5653 2 роки тому +502

    Dodge really said no street drag racing with a demon xD

    • @SeektheLordsface
      @SeektheLordsface Рік тому +23

      Good morning fam, blessings for this day and this week of the Lord Jesus Christ AMEN
      Isaiah 40:30-31
      30 Even the youths shall faint and be weary,
      And the young men shall utterly fall,
      31 But those who wait on the Lord
      Shall renew their strength;
      They shall mount up with wings like eagles,
      They shall run and not be weary,
      They shall walk and not faint

    • @Banana.a
      @Banana.a Рік тому +36

      Cus it was Hammond

    • @23gatesy
      @23gatesy Рік тому +47

      In reality it was probably hammonds wife that said no to it

    • @billamota
      @billamota Рік тому +21

      @@Banana.a because it would lose to the exorcist without all of the demon crate shit

    • @Jonathan-NC
      @Jonathan-NC Рік тому +17

      They just didn’t want it racing the Camaro. Just in case.

  • @dyaanahmad5079
    @dyaanahmad5079 Рік тому +67

    Finally, a driver that avoids the crowd while driving in a mustang

  • @ArnoldsKtm
    @ArnoldsKtm Рік тому +98

    Love Jeremy playing cards with reflective sunglasses.

  • @addsfour3499
    @addsfour3499 5 місяців тому +28

    One of the best lines ever in top gear history is James may saying “am i the only one that understands muscle cars?”

    • @insignia2766
      @insignia2766 3 місяці тому +2

      Hell... never thought i would ever hear that come out of James May s mouth 😶

  • @JoKeet1
    @JoKeet1 Рік тому +25

    Love May's evil chuckle 😂 No Cpt. Slow there!! Muscle cars must be his secret weapon??

    • @bretthousman8317
      @bretthousman8317 5 місяців тому

      the utter failure to do a donut killed me. for a moment I'm sure that smelled more like clutch than tires

  • @halldorolason7587
    @halldorolason7587 2 роки тому +27

    James may's lets sing a song.. No! made me choke on my food from laughing

  • @shanusheik5568
    @shanusheik5568 Рік тому +20

    Jeremy himself don't knew he would become a farmer in future 😇 , good old days

  • @Simon-bu4kc
    @Simon-bu4kc Рік тому +35

    as a season, this is one of their best of all time in my opinion

  • @usmanbutt284
    @usmanbutt284 2 роки тому +50

    Which seat do they put in as standard... Priceless 🤣🤣

  • @travisbarcus6226
    @travisbarcus6226 5 місяців тому +9

    I'm convinced that those 3 could make a T. V. Show about paint drying and it would be entertaining

  • @wesselh5877
    @wesselh5877 5 місяців тому +3

    I absolutly lost it when May said: Hammond, you witless dishcloth😂😂😂😂 😂

  • @jakeatom4841
    @jakeatom4841 Рік тому +57

    The biggest challenge while shooting must’ve been editing out every time Clarkson said “Liberal Democrats”.

    • @SeektheLordsface
      @SeektheLordsface Рік тому +2

      Good morning fam, blessings for this day and this week of the Lord Jesus Christ AMEN
      Isaiah 40:30-31
      30 Even the youths shall faint and be weary,
      And the young men shall utterly fall,
      31 But those who wait on the Lord
      Shall renew their strength;
      They shall mount up with wings like eagles,
      They shall run and not be weary,
      They shall walk and not faint

    • @lawnguy905
      @lawnguy905 Рік тому

      He got it right, liberalism and democrats are painfully the same cancer.

  • @Julianhatesgenshin
    @Julianhatesgenshin Рік тому +10

    Clarkson just admitted James may is intelligent.
    Cause James does not admit he likes muscle cars but here it ‘leaks’

  • @mahdirageef1249
    @mahdirageef1249 Рік тому +11

    6:32 omg he looks so small compared to the demon💀💀

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom Рік тому +23

    Evil won.... It just needed more than an hour of prep. time to do so.

  • @CJColvin
    @CJColvin 10 місяців тому +5

    Gotta love the rawness of pure American Muscle Eh.

  • @TheInvincibleOne
    @TheInvincibleOne Рік тому +64

    They only left the Demon out because they knew that it would win easy. But Dodge does make it illegal to use drag mode on the street, cause its dangerous

    • @yrknutzreek
      @yrknutzreek Рік тому +7

      They did drag race it... They did that to piss off Hammond.

    • @kalelwilson8337
      @kalelwilson8337 Рік тому +11

      Hellcats don't usually do well drag racing on the streets. Different story on a prepped surface though

    • @bigroaststyrone8135
      @bigroaststyrone8135 Рік тому +4

      @@kalelwilson8337 it’s a demon not a hellcat but ur point still stands

    • @hebn.
      @hebn. 5 місяців тому

      they showed it winning at the end...

    • @FeppyDoo
      @FeppyDoo Місяць тому

      Dodge can't make anything illegal because their a company not a government. It can be against policy but if I own the car their policy means less than nothing to me.

  • @seijisuzuki4197
    @seijisuzuki4197 Рік тому +4

    James May & Hammond Says : "On a That Terrible Dissapointment, It's Back To The Tent."

  • @luckypetja7584
    @luckypetja7584 4 місяці тому +1

    23:40 when Jeremy had to break the news to Richard knocks me out😂😂😂

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 2 роки тому +13

    11:37 I'm sorry. If you'll please stand to one side, and hand me that chalk, because I think you'll find that Pinky and Perky have seen James do donuts at least twice. Donnington track day challenge, and at the go-cart track while Jeremy and Richard were sawing up a bin to put on their wheels.

    • @KennedyAPlus
      @KennedyAPlus Рік тому +1

      He has done donuts before (like a wacky vicar) for sure, but the incident at the go-cart track, didn't he have a FWD car, thus preventing his ability to drift as well?

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat Рік тому +1

      @@KennedyAPlus , yes. I loved Hammond's home made wheel sleeves fashioned from a bin.

  • @Nathan15038
    @Nathan15038 5 місяців тому +3

    I didn't know they still had these legendary trios

  • @brettgreene4341
    @brettgreene4341 2 місяці тому +2

    30:24 if i was james may, and i saw richard hammond sort out his dodge i would've just "GONE"!! straight to the finishing line

  • @intorsusvolo7834
    @intorsusvolo7834 9 місяців тому +1

    I hope the Exorcist has a little white square somewhere in the middle of its paint.

  • @creekfishingny5448
    @creekfishingny5448 2 роки тому +46

    The Camaro is the best tbh but you can’t see out the back window to save your life 😂.

    • @houssamalucad753
      @houssamalucad753 Рік тому +3

      You can't see out of any window for that matter

    • @spenceroneil4747
      @spenceroneil4747 Рік тому +4

      As someone who has owned one, you can't see shit out of any window. Still awesome cars though

    • @user-taras16
      @user-taras16 19 днів тому

      Чорний колір для Камаро? Ніколи!

  • @infantfiber9023
    @infantfiber9023 Рік тому +9

    29:57 oh jeez he's got out this had me dying 🤣🤣

  • @aldosam5317
    @aldosam5317 3 місяці тому +1

    These three gentlemen love understatement, but they really are the Leonardo, Michelangelo and Raffaello of automotive journalism

  • @brucwayn6403
    @brucwayn6403 Рік тому +10

    To anybody that owns a demon do you actually get the drag race toolbox ( with all parts and tools to do wtf we saw) for 1$

    • @altaccount4697
      @altaccount4697 Рік тому +3

      I don't own a demon, but I met a guy who does at a car show. Yes, it's true

    • @TheGoodChap
      @TheGoodChap Рік тому +2

      Wouldn't surprise me, for a decent amount of extra money companies will throw in all kinds of weird stuff. Pretty funny and interesting they literally sell a starter kit drag car setup as an option

    • @iuriferreira1618
      @iuriferreira1618 Рік тому

      Literally yes

    • @sharkeatinpizza
      @sharkeatinpizza Рік тому

      Afaik, Dodge can't for legal reasons sell you the demon as a drag car. But because legislators are the slowest and dumbest people on earth, there are loopholes/blatantly large gaps in the fine print that allow Dodge to sell you the Demon as a street legal brick on wheels and then sell the bits to turn it into a drag car for just a dollar more

  • @silverscreenreviews8521
    @silverscreenreviews8521 2 роки тому +10

    You left out the bit where Hammond does the house tour 😕

  • @okeyezeilo6187
    @okeyezeilo6187 4 місяці тому

    Fantastic show...!

  • @alfredshisa709
    @alfredshisa709 Рік тому +1

    Richard was savage 😂😂

  • @ulisesmagana4413
    @ulisesmagana4413 Рік тому

    Quick question which film is Hammond is talking about at the end?

  • @pablov.8909
    @pablov.8909 Рік тому +2

    NO EXISTE NI EXISTIRA UN MEJOR PROGRAMA DE AUTOS Q NO ES DE AUTOS QUE TOP GEAR O GRAN TOUR

  • @KsiazeIgor
    @KsiazeIgor Рік тому +7

    Darn, that Clarkson's French gendarme impression reminds me A LOT of Gorden Kaye.

  • @demon1954
    @demon1954 5 місяців тому +1

    Mr Hammond - If a manufacturer makes £20k profit on a car it sells at £100k but then doubles the price to £200k it then makes £120k profit, which is a SIX fold profit increase, not a mere doubling.

  • @Mohamedayman-ud9pd
    @Mohamedayman-ud9pd Рік тому +2

    Hammond has an errect***😂😂😂

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 Рік тому +1

    8:36 "As we headed for the downtown area" *shows shot of them driving away from downtown*

  • @cidertom5140
    @cidertom5140 4 місяці тому +1

    3.9MPG!!!! Fun!!! It’s like a Lincoln continental with the 7.5 ford 460cid engine and even that is a great engine in more ways than one

  • @14Ilanski
    @14Ilanski 28 днів тому

    My favrioute car and my dream car is the demon so this is my favrioute episode of the grand tour literally can't stop watching it🤣

  • @Ahmed.rajab19
    @Ahmed.rajab19 5 місяців тому +1

    Best program ever im so sad because it ended

  • @gl3618
    @gl3618 Рік тому +10

    1) James had his traction control off...so it wasn't really him.
    2) Of course the low fuel light was on in the muskstain.
    3) Dodge wouldn't do that, they make toys for overgrown children who miss their hot wheels cars with headers bigger than the oversized rear tires...

    • @drawingnerd1430
      @drawingnerd1430 Рік тому +1

      Dodge would, cause somebody would probably sue them for hearing damage when they see it going down the street

    • @gl3618
      @gl3618 Рік тому +1

      @@drawingnerd1430 hahaha, their executives are adults but all of their engineers are 12-year-olds.

    • @bigroaststyrone8135
      @bigroaststyrone8135 Рік тому +2

      I was wondering how long it was going to take before I found the ‘sophisticated car enthusiast’ in the comments 😂

    • @gl3618
      @gl3618 Рік тому

      @@bigroaststyrone8135 I'm all Mopar

  • @bradalexander6252
    @bradalexander6252 Рік тому +1

    Good show

  • @GHOST-im3xh
    @GHOST-im3xh 3 місяці тому +2

    6:32 I SPILLED MY COFFEE

  • @jerzeyguy71
    @jerzeyguy71 3 місяці тому

    which seat did they put in as standard!!! Love that!

  • @dodgdurango6128
    @dodgdurango6128 Рік тому +1

    Hellcat owners: oH wAiT, leMMe cHanGe mY whEels and aIr fIlter.

  • @tonyfknb3896
    @tonyfknb3896 Рік тому +3

    5:13 why was that joke so funny?

    • @artagain8977
      @artagain8977 Рік тому

      Yeah, I don’t think anyone got it either

    • @kasperrieberg3495
      @kasperrieberg3495 11 місяців тому

      He ment if the came came as standard with a stearing seat or a passenger seat

  • @milabomela2897
    @milabomela2897 3 місяці тому

    May w the jokes 😂

  • @paulburchell1762
    @paulburchell1762 5 місяців тому

    Which seat do they put in question by James is the funniest obvious answer I ever heard..x

  • @shelbynamels973
    @shelbynamels973 Рік тому +6

    "What's that stick for ?"
    "That's Iggy POp"
    "Oh yeah, like he's here"'
    You have to visualize him to appreciate just how funny that was

    • @daviddavidsonn3578
      @daviddavidsonn3578 Рік тому +2

      visualize? I can barely, he's so skinny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tzrippinlips2527
    @tzrippinlips2527 Рік тому +2

    That silly ready to rot mustang thought is was gonna be a match in a drag race against the power plant under the hood of that camaro that’s funny!!!😂

  • @freakmean16
    @freakmean16 Місяць тому

    May is my spirit animal!!!

  • @AGENT42061
    @AGENT42061 2 місяці тому

    It only took a heap of modifications for the demon to beat the exorcist in the last drag race 😆 best staged tv show ever!

  • @vincentgreen5166
    @vincentgreen5166 5 місяців тому

    What street are they on in detroit?

  • @alain-danieltankwa8007
    @alain-danieltankwa8007 2 роки тому +13

    Destroying the grass was unappealing Jeremy

    • @mctavish199
      @mctavish199 Рік тому +3

      Agree. He likes the contrarian image, but that was more than unappealing, it was childish, infantile and envy born of his own inability to do what May can do and he can't.

    • @calebhanly2026
      @calebhanly2026 Рік тому

      @@mctavish199 he literally has his own farm. Though yes, that was him being an asshole

    • @hudnora4164
      @hudnora4164 Рік тому +6

      You guys must be a blast at parties...

  • @prourbex
    @prourbex 5 місяців тому +1

    5958 Yorkshire Street, Detroit, thats the house they bought

  • @sporkfindus4777
    @sporkfindus4777 9 місяців тому

    This is the first time I've ever coveted a Mustang over products from GM and Chrysler

  • @andrewchitsulo9509
    @andrewchitsulo9509 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂watching from 🇿🇲in 2022

  • @23GreyFox
    @23GreyFox 12 днів тому

    In over 20 years they stayed the same, i love it.

  • @kurtsudheim825
    @kurtsudheim825 3 місяці тому

    Fact that Jeremy had since bought a farm & breeds some greens

  • @wheelmanstan
    @wheelmanstan Рік тому +4

    haha so he couldn't drag race but he could do all that to his charger

    • @Josehish
      @Josehish Рік тому

      I hope this is sarcastic coz one would understand exactly why he couldn't drag race the demon.... especially after watching the last portion if one had no clue about the car itself before this.

  • @peterlin8296
    @peterlin8296 Рік тому +8

    That's just half of the episode.... But I have to admit, the show is lengendary

  • @suicidesettings
    @suicidesettings Рік тому +2

    im going to brush my teeth

  • @jkingenglish
    @jkingenglish Рік тому +3

    Man that belly is full of pork

  • @MegaRetr
    @MegaRetr Рік тому

    the sound of the red hellcatt

  • @iremember6468
    @iremember6468 Рік тому +1

    These guys are amazing

  • @benjaminbrown3635
    @benjaminbrown3635 3 місяці тому +1

    a 32 min video of funny moments from one episode?
    Just watch the dam episode lol

  • @youngpanda9489
    @youngpanda9489 5 місяців тому

    They are the few person that I hope being forever young.

  • @shakyhandpictures2185
    @shakyhandpictures2185 Рік тому +1

    3.something mpg, says it all.

  • @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee333
    @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee333 Рік тому +1

    i thought hammond was gonnadrive the mustang seeming it suits him for crashing

  • @Thegoofyairgunner
    @Thegoofyairgunner Рік тому +1

    I’m glad the boys did this then and not in today. They would be missing and presumed in 3.4 minutes 😂. It just gets worse

  • @abelmesfin4848
    @abelmesfin4848 2 місяці тому

    I almost forgot it was a race 🏁

  • @daver4510
    @daver4510 Рік тому

    Hahaha But its Kool lol

  • @sidharthpk8645
    @sidharthpk8645 Рік тому +3

    And Clarkson is now a farmer 😂

  • @stephenpritchard4238
    @stephenpritchard4238 Рік тому

    HAHAHAHA TIP TOE BOY

  • @johnmcmullen7510
    @johnmcmullen7510 Рік тому +2

    Nobody beats they 3.

  • @AkachaSaeifeddine
    @AkachaSaeifeddine 2 місяці тому

    ❤مشهدة السيارة الجبلية

  • @william254
    @william254 3 місяці тому

    Why you only have one video bro. Upload the other ones

  • @handoit
    @handoit 5 місяців тому

    love the exorcist

  • @mrharry8466
    @mrharry8466 Рік тому +6

    James May was claiming that his 90k+ muscle car is better than a Jeremy's 40k muscle car.
    James May...."am I the only one who understands muscle cars".
    Apparently he doesn't understand muscle cars at all ?
    Is it not correct that muscle cars were made to give the average working man a car with POWER !
    What working man can afford a near 100k car ?

  • @thebluedragon1532
    @thebluedragon1532 Рік тому +1

    I'll take the Mustang!!!!

  • @shyampatel1112
    @shyampatel1112 5 місяців тому

    definetly jeremy is the best driver

  • @CharlesClark-in1ii
    @CharlesClark-in1ii 4 місяці тому

    Super car🙃

  • @carnologgy
    @carnologgy Рік тому +1

    they gave the smallest person the biggest car

  • @lmtetreau
    @lmtetreau Місяць тому +1

    Damn, who knocked up Clarkson?

  • @Canadiangangstar
    @Canadiangangstar 5 місяців тому

    They dont want it on the rooof hahaha

  • @bigbannana4949
    @bigbannana4949 26 днів тому

    I’m going too buy a dark thing that’s ! What I want ? Isn’t it 😮

  • @williamwadepaulus330
    @williamwadepaulus330 Рік тому +2

    What did he mean about the seat as standard? I missed that one

    • @kasperrieberg3495
      @kasperrieberg3495 11 місяців тому

      He ment if it came with a stearing seat or passager seat 😂

    • @emotionalsupportostrich2480
      @emotionalsupportostrich2480 7 місяців тому

      Dodge sold the demon with only the drivers seat. But for a dollar you could get the passenger seat installed.

  • @dandardayliaalflin
    @dandardayliaalflin 19 днів тому

    Palm oil ruining orang utan life????
    Hammond you need a trip to the Borneo island

  • @moiionmouiik6362
    @moiionmouiik6362 Рік тому

    برنامج رائع جدا

  • @Derly24
    @Derly24 Рік тому +1

    4:26 Clarkson’s Mustang was devouring that fuel 😆

  • @warrenhendy2096
    @warrenhendy2096 3 місяці тому

    I’d like to see your nutrition difference when you’re in games training to when you’re in a off season

  • @delgardodavids2503
    @delgardodavids2503 4 місяці тому

    It's so sad that this is the end

  • @CuckLordSinbad
    @CuckLordSinbad Рік тому +1

    You have to add to filter to avoid copyright?? Just comment anything to say so, not trying to rat

  • @jezza_wut
    @jezza_wut 4 місяці тому

    ♥♥♥♥

  • @xr4ti548
    @xr4ti548 Місяць тому

    A pregnant Clarkson is always the best Clarkson.

  • @A.R.C.77
    @A.R.C.77 4 місяці тому

    Wasn't a good match up considering the Lexis also spat all its water out so overheated before the oil test

  • @emptybucket1988
    @emptybucket1988 4 місяці тому

    And then Jeremy buys a Farm

  • @alanchantiefighterskuanlia627
    @alanchantiefighterskuanlia627 4 місяці тому

    Lovely american muscle car. I want the manual