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Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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play reverse strip poker where you put something green on instead of taking something off
Omfg this needs to happen
Yesss
Yes! !!!!
YES!!!
Tiffany Mossuto I hope they see this comment
My ex-boyfriend and I used to watch this podcast together, it was like our "thing." We'd cook dinner together at the end of the day and watch the podcast and laugh and catch onto all the inside jokes. He broke up with me out of the blue over FaceTime last week and one of my first thoughts was legitimately "fuck, does this mean I'll be too sad to watch the podcast ever again?" You guys brought so much joy and laughter and silliness into my life. Needless to say I'm back again this week, and admittedly super sad. But honestly, fuck him. I WIN Jenna and Julien in this breakup, dammit! :P Love you guys. Thanks for always making me laugh, especially when I can't eat or sleep.
GraceSings Hang tight, girl ❤️
Fuck him for breaking up over facetime. I shall refer you to listen to some Lizzo as well. She will badass bitch you through this breakup.
Awh it will be fine babe, obviously he’s a piece of shit to break up with you like that. Myself and my boyfriend broke up recently too and the dinks on the twitch stream were so sweet and helped me through it. You got this girl♥️
DINK
It's a sad part of life, do your grieving and feel the loss but look forward to your future. Always remember the lessons and positive things you learn from relationships and take that with you. People come into our lives for a reason, always. You will find joy and love with somebody again💖💖💖
Pls do a part two of clickbait roulette because I WAS DYING
YEEEEEESSSSSS
YES
Y
aww it’s matt damon’s sixteenth birthday how sweet
14th
@@dominicdoherty7208 pretty sure they posted this comment 2 years after this video came out though
Couple more days he's seventeen
@@claire___ soon enough he'll be 18... oh how the time flies
he’s celebrating his 18th 🥰
She protecc
She attac
But most importantely
SHE BE LOOKIN LIKE A SNACC
PotatoLover22 I personally want to say thank you for getting this stuck in my head.... this was on repeat in my brain the whole f-ing morningggg lol
nah nah nah. it should be
She protecc
She attac
but most importantly
she's the snacc that smiles back:)
And you could get a snack from naturebox.com
She not only a snacc she a whole meal
PotatoLover22 omg true fan
What if you do two truths one lie clickbait edition? Where you both find clickbait titles and you put in two real ones and a fake one you make up and see if you can get it right
Sam yes!!!
That's a great idea!
Yaaasss!!
Sam love this idea!!
genius
I️ have sleep paralysis and I️ fall sleep to the podcasts every night so one night I️ wake up from dead sleep and was absolutely PARALYZED and my eyes are rolling back in my head and I’ll I️ can hear in the background while dying is Julian’s high pitched laugh and So IM SHAKING IM MY BED AND ALL I️ CAN HEAR IS “AHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE”
I'm sorry but this is SO funny I'm crying
Oh god ahahah I'm crying haha
Can you breathe when your body goes through an episode of sleep paralysis? Or do you go through a few seconds of not being able to breathe during an episode?
@@alyxskyler from what i know you can breathe, sleep paralysis is basically your body can't move because you woke up in middle of a REM cycle where your muscles can't move anyway, only your eyes can move
alyxskyler You can breathe but in a lot of cases when you first wake up you feel like you can’t because it’s almost like there is a huge heavy weight on your chest (for me at least, and I’ve seen a lot of other people mention this feeling as well) but you physically can breathe, your brain is partially awake but not enough to move your arms and legs, and the more anxious you get the worse it can be/longer it can last. A lot of people also experience very scary hallucinations during periods of sleep paralysis (it’s a good idea to just keep your eyes closed and do deep breathing if you ever experience it) so you’ll feel as though you’re dying before you snap out of it and your brain wakes up fully, but you aren’t actually in any legitimate danger.
*as someone who has worked in food service :* do people really think we remember every single order? like, person, you cute, but your order is as unique as our menu options
Rose Velasquez I only remembered the most annoying and the regulars. I also doubt the majority of people go to Craigslist for love
The guy at Starbucks knows my order. Granted my order is a cheese danish and nothing else. Not that hard to remember. Lol
i remember the ladies at subway remembered my order and had it ready. i mean i also came in every weekday morning for a month during my summer job and ordered four sugar cookies
One time I went into some chain cafe thing and the woman RECOGNISED ME even though I’d never been there?! And she asked me if I wanted the regular and I was like um ok. And it was a toasted chicken/avo wrap thing. And she was trying to talk to me about my classes and stuff and I was like thinking in my head what I don’t study anything wtf do I say. It was the strangest experience ever.
Layla Mae she probably thought you were someone else
27:29 BOYFRIEND GETS ATTACKED THEN HAS MIC SHOVED DOWN HIS THROAT?! **not clickbait** **scary**
Maggie_ *live footage*
Trigger warning 😂😂😂
Can you do a podcast wearing all green so the whole podcast is just your floating heads
Darci Devonne naicce very naiccee
Darci Devonne they should also paint their faces and just have hands and eyes floating
YES YES YES THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Darci Devonne that would be lit AF
YES
"Preemptively already missing you"... such a poetic phrase.
I just looked up "Matt Damon turned 14 today, not clickbait" and there were immediately like 7 videos. I'm so-
LMFAOOOO 😂😂😂
Okay this is the second time Jenna’s hair matches the background I’m blown away this is my favorite color her hair has ever been
an ode to guy fierri www.rookiemag.com/2015/06/sunday-comic-an-ode-to-guy-fieri/
She's fuzzy peach candy 😄😄😄🍬🍬🍬
Sofi dude fuckin saaaaaame
Im so with you here. Fave hair!
Jenna should dye her hair green so it always matches
Less than a minute in and Jenna's basketball game (which is tomorrow if you didn't already know) is already mentioned. I'm impressed.
maario210 I noticed Too 💗💗💗
i'm so used to it that i didn't even notice it
catnipped h
I vote for Jenna to dye her hair "green screen" green so her hair IS the green screen
Lulu Lima julians hair was once green screen green but they never notice when his hair blended in
Julien did
Please make Jenna's missed connections a regular segment!! Maybe a couple at the end of every podcast?!
YES
i watch that part to fall asleep every so often because her voice is so soothing to me😂
David dobrivk is writing all of these down as we speak lmaooo
EvaLove lol true😂😂
Ew don't support clickbaiters
I’m sitting in the shade 😂
Yeah except he would actually do these things😂😂😂
MISSED CONNECTIONS NEEDS TO BE A WEEKLY THING. FUCKING HYSTERICAL.
tana mongeau tryna come up with video titles
Lmaoooooo
The missed connections segment made this the best Jenna julien podcast ever
“Matt Damon turned 14 today *not clickbait*” is a Trisha Paytas video
Omg of course it is 😂
Claims to be vegan- doesn't help a crying ant who's getting arrested.
THIS KILLED ME
Nicole Amy me too🤣
*exposed*
?
LMFAOOO
Julien: My cat is racist
me: L..... Lovecraft?
HAHAHA
I'm so distracted by the masked man on jennas microphone thats diving into her blue 'ocean' jumper man
alannah LMAO
OH MY GOD I SEE IT. Thats amazing
AaahhhhhhHAHAHAH!!!!You win the internet for me.
I will remember this for years.
Were you the guy smoking the bowl or 3 ? Lol i see it too!
@Kiarna Jane the end of jennas mike has an orange sleeve on it. It looks like a person diving head first into her jacket. Her hair looks like its hair on the diver.
hi im having a depressive episode i havent slept properly in two weeks and i have a basketball game tomorrow
anxiety HA
BITCH
ME TOO
THE FUCK
Can I join the club?!
Seriously though, I hope you feel better soon!
anxiety Sorry to hear that, hope you'll get better soon babe
ur name and pfp is my life
ME TOO
i laughed so hard @ "i married a prostitute boyfriend tag" LOL
i actually really liked and would watch a video titled *Oprah has a basketball game tomorrow challenge*
I laughed so much with clickbait roulette, waiting for the updated version clickbait roulette 2.0X
My co worker yesterday randomly said 'I HAVE A BASKET BALL GAME TOMORROW' and that's how we became friends haahahahahaha I'm like YOU KNOW OF THAT?
he´s from the internet. i love when you find friends in real life that are people from the internet.
Savvy Marion they knew of this basketball game we are all having tomorrow? Tight!
Jenna should make a video where she makes the thumbnails for the clickbait roulette titles
“My boyfriend caught on fire again, GRWM” where the thumbnail is her dressing up in a cute firewoman outfit with ashy makeup and her boyfriend in the background, on fire, rolling on the ground.
😂
I was driving home & then they said “Matt Damon turned 14 today” and I laughed so hard I couldn’t keep my eyes open & I almost died omg 10/10
can missed connections please be a segment on every episode of the podcast it's oddly relaxing
One of the click baits should be “probably delete this later”
I worked at a Taco Bell and you'd actually be surprised how many old dudes come in and sit down with a newspaper and some tacos and just sit there for at least an hour reading their newspaper
Julien: I'm not a virgo!!!
Julien: *spent a ton of time typing up and cutting up tiny strips of paper with words on them*
HouseMDaddict imagining him doing that made me laugh
It’s the ADHD hyperfocus
Jenna’s virgo is rubbing off on him
juliens shirt reminds me of the panoramic tag they did a while back lol
Maggie_ OH MY GOD YES! ME TOO!
SAME I think of that every time he's wearing in hahaha
Pam's
*PAMS*
I want them to do another panoramic photo tag again sooo bad.
Jenna's stand looks like a little stickman leaning down and holing her mic up. I like his shirt.
Natalie Kenefick Thank you for giving me that image in my head so I'm not so annoyed by whatever the hell that is on her mic arm 👍🏻👍🏻
sayswice You welcome fam. 😅 And I think what's on her mic is green tape that picks up whatever pic is on the green screen
I can't unsee it now! Haha
I can't unsee this now! Thanks a lot lmao
It looks like a severed rubber chicken leg tat is holding her mic up, to me lmao
The way the Taylor swift tickets worked was that you watched the video through a special Ticketmaster portal, it did log your views and you essentially earned points. I hate to say that I did it a ton of times but did end up with seats right by the stage so 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ it was worth it to me
Think of how much extra money would have been made from half a BILLION views
deadass, y'all need to turn that clickbait game into a real, actual game that we can buy. i would play the shit out of that.
WAIT! Jenna as your weekly video you should totally create these thumbnails with Julien!! get props and everything!!
andres balladares yes! Could be so funny
Yas!
pleaseeeeeeeee
andres balladares GET THIS TO THE TOP COMMENT
For giveaways, some youtubers will ask you to leave your instagram user if they want you to follow and like because on insta you can search to see who follows and likes the picture but for any other social media app you cant really track it and its kind of a mess.
Emily Danielle my guess is that they pick a winner but before they announce it, they individually check all their social media to make sure that the person is following it. If not, they just pick a new winner
I'm still laughing at.....
"they're so little"
"they're perfectly sized"
They're adequate
hearing this in 2019 over and over again and i DEMAND a part two of missed connections lmao i'm over here SQUEAAALING
*I like it when you're nervous* whAT
Maggie_ juliens one kinky boi ;;)))
he nasty and he need Jesus
*that's love bby*
That’s show biz baby
I live near Boston and our local country station, 102.5, has a missed connection segment EVERY WEEKDAY BB. My mom and sister listen to it on the way to school and I get filled in at dinner everyday about what the missed conecction was that day.
Katja Astrauskas that's so fucking funny 😂😂
OMG I LISTEN TO THAT
Katja Astrauskas that is incredible
MY RACIST CAT GOT ARRESTED FOR PROSTITUTION * EXPOSED * * GONE SEXUAL * * I ALMOST DIED * (NOT CLICKBAIT)
"I like it when you're nervous"
Nervous is my kink.
mypupismup -Kermit
They'd love cement
Thank you for uploading this. I live in Vegas and the whole city is Erie and sad. Lost some friends. My friends lost their friends. This has stopped me from crying for a little while. Thank you.
If anyone can donate to the gofundme pages to help the victims it would a large help I know everyone in vegas is and of you live in Vegas DONATE BLOOD they are looking for O-, and O+
I'm very sorry for your losses. My heart is with you.
I live in Vegas too and my mom nearly died at work too
I'm so sorry for your loss. I recently lost a friend, too. She and seven others were shot and killed in Plano, Texas. It's devastating. I know that I can't make it okay, and nothing will. It's not fair. But we're here for you. Please take care. The pain may dull, but it won't go away. Stay strong, my friend.
Valerie Simmons There's nothing I can really say, but know that the Dink Fam is with you. I lived in Vegas for 18 years so it's apart of me too. So I am here to support you if you need me/us.
I love your upload schedule. I just made a pot of coffee, put my toddler down for his nap, and my body is READY to dink it up with my fam. Love you guys.
SuperJanGames I am right there with you!
Twins in bed? ✔
Toddler in bed? ✔
TIME FOR DINKS! ❤
Just wanted you guys to know, you can make me laugh no matter how bad my day is going. I have bad anxiety and depression and when my days are the worst i end the night with a couple of your podcasts and they make me feel so much better! Love you guys! ❤❤
*flags video,* *pinches shaft*
What??
Pinches shaft
Every single time I get jealous of how comfortable Jenna looks
*pinches shaft*
I found this comment at the same time that Jenna said it!
Ya nasty and ya need jesus
I nearly died 😂😂😂
Definitely do more of the missed connections.
Can you guys PLEAAAAAASE do both of these again? This podcast is GOLD.
Someone do a compilation of Jenna's reaction to Juliens segways PLEASE😩
Jazzie Delgadillo that exists
A Segway is a dorky scooter. It's segue.
K Batt my brain: segue = Segway.
Also my brain: segue - SEHGOOOUUU
@@Bubble170 I heard this comment ahahahahaha
THE MISSED CONNECTIONS HAD ME FUCKING DYING PLEASE MAKE THAT A THING
okay wait missed connections might be the absolute best thing about the podcast ever lmaooo clickbait roulette was amazing too. favorite podcast in a while although I love them all
I think it was also the delivery. Julien read his dramatically. Jenna gave up on hers as soon as she started reading it lolll. I think many of Jenna's were super funny too, and if introduced dramatically would've done better Lol. This was really funny thank y'all!
This podcast really lifted my spirits because I had someone die in my school today and he was my boyfriends best friend so thank you for this!❤️
Omg you guys I've been watching too much Jenna Marbles because today at work I was in a weird mood and I just randomly said "I have a basketball game tomorroooow" while I was looking up my tasks for tomorrow. My manager looked at me like I was on drugs. 😳
nekocat I've been saying BB and hell yeah and my Boyfriend has had it with my Jenna references 😂👌
Omg I've ALMOST said that like 10 times at work 😂. Whenever anyone says "I have a..." my mind automatically goes "basketball game tOmORroW!"
nekocat there is a running joke in my family where whenever someone is talking and mentions something about what they are going to do tomorrow someone else will be like “Oh cool, but I have a basketball game tomorrrooowwe”
nekocat Ive been doing this at homr and my kids keep asking me WHAT? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!?!? I just laugh so hard I cry and cant answer every.single.time.
Friendly Fact Check about the Taylor Swift topic: Her website is partnering with Ticketmaster (I don't know the technical internet terms, sorry) to help battle scalpers. (She's not the first artist to do this btw. Harry Styles, Hamilton, and a few other artists that I don't know off the top of my head have participated for tour tickets) She wants her fans to be able to have access before the scalpers do. So, through a webpage that connects her website and your Ticketmaster account she can track: Album sales (promo codes entered after you preorder her album- only counted for the first 13 albums you order), Merchandise sales via her website linked, Promoting through posts on social media you've linked to the account, and watching all the youtube videos surrounding her album release that are linked on said website (you can only watch the videos up to 10 times a day-I don't know how the technology works, but my views are counted after I watch the videos, so they figured out some way to measure it?- you don't watch it directly on youtube; you have to be signed into your Ticketmaster account for it to count) you get daily "boosts" that help you reach the front of the line for tickets A.K.A. "Priority". I'm pretty sure it's legal and freakin' genius of Taylor Swift. She's breaking records and helping her fans get better tickets. The different activities give different levels of boost. For example, preordering her album is a "high boost", while watching her videos is a "medium boost," and social media promotion is a "low boost." The videos used to be a low boost, but Taylor heard a lot of fans complaining on tumblr about how it isn't fair that fans with more money to buy albums and merch had a better advantage, so she told her team to change them to medium boost, which I think says a lot about her intentions. Don't feel bad for this 26 year old who keeps watching the videos. I'm 4% away from the front of the line and trying to keep up with all the youths in front of me lol. I appreciated how concerned you were that it wasn't fair, but I think she's found a pretty fair way to do it. Love y'all's podcast and silliness! Keep up the awesome hard work! It doesn't go unnoticed :)
Jenna's hair is actually my favorite thing ever.
omg the Pimm's shirt. I remember on the Panoramic Tag video when Julie's Pimm's shirt said Pam's. omg
I’m just starting my only lecture today I’m pressed why can’t I listen to it right NOW
Sofi this is where captioning would be useful.
I second this suggestion.
I literally have no clue what this comment even means, why do people like it???
Delaney Winton same😂
Thought this said just staring my only lettuce I'm pressed
Holy fuck I DIED at misconnections 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I caught myself pinching my shaft while watching you" 😭😭😭😭
I'm gonna call the cops 🤣🤣
Edit: "pregnant beauty at Walmart"
Oh nooooooooooo
OH MY GOD THAT LAST ONE!!!
"I just want a lady to fart in front of me, I'm not hurting anyone"
Ok this is my favorite segment I cant believe this is real. I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣
I can’t believe this is two years ago, i need this again
Today was my first day of work at my very first job ever! I had such a great time and coming home to a podcast just made my day even better!!
Aw, that's great!! Good luck at your job!!
PLEASE DO MORE CLICKBAIT ROULETTE. This is my favorite podcast ever.
I want this missed connections segment to be a regular thing!!!! it's so good!
I used to think when my friends in high school would say "I'm gonna have a bowl." That they meant cereal...Im still an innocent child.
dinks in Vegas, sending my love to you! Stay safe peeps.
When I saw juliens shirt, I remembered the video where they did the panoramic tag. “Your pimm’s shirt says “Pam’s”
Isabel LaPointe every time he wears this shirt, I think the same thing...
10:25 MY GIRLFRIEND ACCUSED ME OF CHEATING (STORY TIME) (EMOTIONAL) *NOT CLICKBAIT*
Happy birthday Matt Damon, I know it's late and you're almost 15 but at least I tried.
happy 17th birthday Matt Damon 🥳
Have I ever said that Cristine and Jenna should really make a collab together?
Right? I know they've already done a podcast together, but I NEED MORE.
Anastasia Thompson I think they're talking about Cristine from simplynailogical, not Christine Sydelko.
God I need a break omg YES (simplynailogical)
MissPronounced
Cristine from simplynailogical has done a collaboration with her
With the Taylor Swift thing, it's through Ticketmaster (or some other similar website) and you don't watch it through UA-cam, you watch it on the website itself. So it does actually track how many times you watch it. The thing that she (or more specifically Ticketmaster) faced criticism over was that buying the song or buying merch gave you "boosts" to get tickets, which gives priority to wealthier people
That was until ticketmaster added more videos for fans to watch to get the boosts for free. At first it was just like the lyric video and merch. But now they added the music video and behind the scenes clips for people to watch. Ticketmaster also upped the number of boosts you can get by watching the videos. Before it was a "low" boost but now it's a "medium" boost. There are plenty of fans who have priority that did not spend a single cent.
@27:30 Jenna sounds just like Rose yelling at the life boats in Titanic XD
Missed connections was gold. Please make this a regular
Do the clickbait roulette again but with viewer submitted stuff. Dink ♥
Also, another presidential roulette but with musicians/actors.
it would be insane! needless to say, dink family is the trollest family and that podcast would be hysterical
PLEASE like for regular missed connections segments they give me life
remember when ppl hated Julien? Love him :)
I straight up wheeze cry laughed at this podcast. Every single second is pure comedy gold in this podcast.
I LOVED MISSED CONNECTIONS YES KEEP DOING IT
The clickbait game was genuinely the funniest feature of the podcast yet omg please do it again sometime!! Love u two x
Do any of those missed connections ever work out? I feel like these people have just seen Sleepless in Seattle way too many times
"I thought it was actually shaped like a bowl... But it's not... It's shaped like a pipe... With a bowl at the end" 😂😂
Have Elijah and Christine on the podcast to do round 2 of this!! You know they'll come up with some amazing/funny stuff. Or Colin!!
Jenna, the taylor swift thing is legit! You sign in with your ticketmaster account and it'll track your views from that page. it even has a little meter that shows where you are in line in terms of priority for tickets.
Half way through and I just noticed that part of Jenna's mic has camouflaged lol
Okay the Missed Connections segment needs to be a regular/regular-ish thing. That was hilarious. Awesome podcast this week guys!
jenna and julien podcast to the rescue. we live in a terrabad world and i needed these laughs.
*"Tell me the color of your pants"*
This was the perfect thing to watch while doing mindless work. Thanks for keeping me from becoming a zombie while entering student grades.
4:18 - *looks around and stares blankly* I like it when your nervous. Jenna stops talking for a second... then continues...... I LiKe iT wHeN yOuR nErvOuS.
Jenna the missed connections are everything- lmfao please make this a regular thing!
You guys should do a podcast where you play a survivor like game. You guys apcan put random people in a cup and pull from it to pick your tribes. Then say the type of challenge and debate on who would win. Once you chose who won the loseing side has to get rid of one person like a tribal council. Play until there is a winner
kim liquori AND they should have Cochran back on as a guest!
kim liquori I would watch it! Hell yeah
I love how Jenna looks like she's in a frozen tundra and Julian is just normal.
One of the titles needs to be "I'm quitting UA-cam"
Not really clickbait anymore 😭