@@carlcasey4177No it's the egg because what laid it wasn't a chicken but really it happened over a very long period of time. Neil Tyson answered this.
@@youAlrknow__941 A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be interpreted literally.[1] It usually takes the form of a story, often with dialogue, and ends in a punch line, whereby the humorous element of the story is revealed; this can be done using a pun or other type of word play, irony or sarcasm, logical incompatibility, hyperbole, or other means.
bro on god some of the worst childhood memories be those moments when your mum would just randomly chat with a stranger for an hour in the store....like lets get the damn pizza and get outta here man this aint the club.
@selenacordeiro1458 Realistically those are there so hopefully 2150-2200 will see what the 1980's was but I feel that with the Gameboy.. see them in museums and it blows my mind😂
In all seriousness, I wonder if this video is even real? I think it's fake computer generated video. There's no way someone could be alive and look like that.
@@bobby1970 Sarcophrenia would disagree. As would those WWII Auschwitz survivors. Because protecting the core organs of a person's body takes precedence over aesthetics.
The truly devoted monks try to reach enlightenment by locking themselves in a cave and only consuming pine needles and seeds. This comes from Japanese Buddhism and is called Sokushinbutsu (check Wikipedia for more info)
@@TMHLBPFanSame, lol But I think it's ok to laugh at religious jokes so long as there is no intention to offend. Obviously still be careful who you make such jokes around, but ultimately it's harmless for the most part lol
@@yourmother3921Well at least he’s financially free and able to live his life carefree while other people have to worry all the time about whether they’re gonna be able to make the next payment, or when they’ll be able to go on a holiday and actually live.
@yourmother3921 side huddle and better than who 🤣 I guide people to self knowledge than what's pushed. Research 2030 or how the China life is and see what Your future is and the side.hussle is legal and to build a future for my children and others around. But your ego clearly is your controller as well.as you complying to pedo leaders but yes you're so unreal yet you'll regret it and you'll always remember my comments 😎 enjoy picking the reality pill or sleeper
His name is Luang Pho Yai. He isn't the oldest person in the world, he's 109 years old and passed away last year on March 22nd 2nd edit: The reason he looked like that is ASSUMED to be a self-mummification process
They didn’t keep birth records in Thailand back then, and only in Bangkok, Thailand that birth certificates were issued beginning 1917. If he was 109 years old, he’d have been born in 1914, which was before they started keeping records. However, if he was born in a province or village, it’s unlikely they knew his true birthdate, so he could very well be older. 😆
_Thank you_ for being the first comment I see that actually has some information (within this onslaught of stupid "bro is/did this and that" jokes) Slight correction though: He passed away March of last year, so 18 months ago.
Dear Doctor, I am Thai. And the Buddhist Thai monk in this video you shared WAS in the Thai News Media/MSM awhile back. Majority of the Thais know the age of this monk when he passed. By the way, the monk wasn't in the hospital at the time this video was filmed. Do you see any medical equipments in the background? Exactly none! 🙏
He was 109 when he passed away. Far from the oldest person alive. His granddaughter would post videos of him. His advanced age is the reason for his hospital stay. Once he started to decline they admitted him. May this gentle monk Rest in Love and Light 💖🕯
@algrant5293 Yes, they do practice celibacy. A monk by definition eschews the normal things people do. He could have become one after having children as you can as a christian monk as well.
bro has overdue books from the library of alexandria 💀
one of the best ones so far
That is a great message!
Yea so they billed his mortality instead of his credit account
💀💀💀💀
Okay funny
This man knows whether the chicken or the egg came first.
He was around when it happened
The egg.
@@ub-4630 it’s the chicken, you egg
@@carlcasey4177eggs came before the chicken
@@carlcasey4177No it's the egg because what laid it wasn't a chicken but really it happened over a very long period of time. Neil Tyson answered this.
"Software development is not stressful at all"
James [22 years old]
Original 😂
Underrated lol
I know what you did here.
😂😂
You win the internet today. Congrats!
Bro was Adam and Eve's third wheel
probably why he went buddhist
Shut up 😡😡
@@GameFuMaster shut up
@@GameFuMastershut up
Interesting Adam was supposed to of lived 950 years and this Munk is probably 115 years old and at that age Adem still looked 21.
Bro dated Cleopatra in highschool 💀💀
Bro was dating the baddest bitch Back in the days
Naw he was her uncle
Bro had school before school was a thing
@@vladdehboiii8888 Bro got hearing damage from the big bang💀💀
Bro was the first one to join the voice call 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭
Bro lived in old Zealand 💀
Lol! 😂
So he lived in the Netherlands then
bro lived in new amsterdam
@@ellisclyde309 Wasn't that New York or smth?
Ah wait no London I think.
@@eliasvonbrille yea it was the name the dutch gave new york when they first settled there
Bro never had to go to history classes 💀
He is the history
nah he did but he just wrote about the day before 💀
Bro knows what caused the big bang
They were talking about him there 💀
Then a couple grown men can make fun of people like this
Bro, this comment section is LEGENDARY
Yes so true I can't stop reading they're hilarious 😂
OMGGG IKR THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COMMENT SECTION IVE SEEN ALL WEEEEKKK!!
Frrrr 😂
Bro got a signed copy of the Bible
😂
😑
This is the best by fat😂😂😂😂😂
Quran-Islam
Harry potter might as well be real then this man is
Bro’s social security number is 1 💀
Yah its not possidle to really have just 000-00-001 its all really random
@@peterfus926🤓🤓
@@Chrisbenoit640My thought exactly LOL
That was hi-larious what U said...made my day..!
😂😂😂
School bully: "Die if you're gay."
This bloke:
Bro knows what's up
gay
bros got a signed copy of the odyssey 💀 🙏
@@groovy3More people would see this if it wasn't a reply to someone else's comment.
Bro was a waiter at Jesus' last supper 💀
No he wasn't that never happened lol
@@Novaokayit’s a joke, also I feel like that probably happened
@@Novaokay bro never heard of a joke
@@proxima_centauri457 I have, I'm just pushing my atheistness onto you to make you pressed, and it worked
@@NovaokayI'm an atheist and I think it's ridiculous to do things like this.
Bro taught Buddha how to chill.
💀💀💀💀💀
Underrated
😂😂😂 👏👏👏 best comment 👍
666th
Bruh named the kush mountains
Bros birth certificate says "expired"
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💀 VS ☠️
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I was hoping he was alive. How old was he?
Bro played with dinosaurs in his childhood
Why u hating
@@youAlrknow__941 Gotta run to your local store and get a family package of humor asap!
@@youAlrknow__941 that's a joke mate
@@youAlrknow__941 A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be interpreted literally.[1] It usually takes the form of a story, often with dialogue, and ends in a punch line, whereby the humorous element of the story is revealed; this can be done using a pun or other type of word play, irony or sarcasm, logical incompatibility, hyperbole, or other means.
Mother 3 reference
6 year olds after vaping for 10 years:
true
💀💀💀
oh yeah flavoured water vapour. shut up
@@theapocalex Have fun seeing how long you can hold your breath after "Flavored water vapour" 😜
@@Avaitor_YTBased on your attitude youve either never smoked or have quit. Either way, no one cares.
Bro is so deep into Alzheimer's he forgot to die.
This one got me-
that's why they say "memento mori" remember to die
@@trmp9923almost but nope
Bro woke up dead.
@@trmp9923nah it means “remember that you’ll die”
Bro is on 1HP.
He has the sturdy ability so he cant die
He has Wonder Guard so only super effective moves work on him
Totem of undying
Shirt of regeneration
XD
Bro was the guy who flipped the switch when the Buddha became enlightened 💀
5 days without a like is just criminal 😂
Bro saw the trailer for Earth ☠️
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
💀☠️💀☠️☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️☠️💀☠️💀💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️I'm ded
💀💀💀💀💀💀
LMAO
Bro finished one piece 💀
Bro watched 10 episodes every year 💀
@@Uchiha_Itachi12345 Bro watched 10 episodes every minute 💀
Imagine dying when final episode of one piece comes out
@@thunderlord3183 It's actually one of my Greatest fears.... to die before One Piece ends.
@@yuvrajganguly don't worry, it's entering the end
Bro was there when beethoven released his debut album 💀
Bro got a signed copy of the bible
@@LEMMYLEMON you got me scream-laughing at 10pm at night
Bro was at the stupid party
bro hits the griddy with it💀
Mf probably got to meet jesus when he was on earth 💀
Bro preordered bible 💀
Bro used to water the plants in the garden of Eden 💀
His mom finally finished talking to her friend at the mall
Genius 😂😂😂😂
his internet explorer finally updated.
😂😂😂
bro on god some of the worst childhood memories be those moments when your mum would just randomly chat with a stranger for an hour in the store....like lets get the damn pizza and get outta here man this aint the club.
Hilarious!!!!!
Bro goes to the museum for his childhood memories 💀
💀💀🔥😂
BAHAHAHAHAHA
@rayanlasmane2884bro had nothing to say
I went to a museum and they had my roller skates on display 😞… It was a small section tributing the 80’s and it made me sad lmaooo
@selenacordeiro1458 Realistically those are there so hopefully 2150-2200 will see what the 1980's was but I feel that with the Gameboy.. see them in museums and it blows my mind😂
Bro got banned from death.
Bro has season 1 skin 💀
☠️
This man is 28 and works as a line cook
Heard that
Lmao oof
That’s too funny!
Or a roofer in Texas.
I think you win this round.
You know when that man says “back in his day” he ain’t bullshitting.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣legendary comment
Bro hung out with Alexander the Great
u made my day
One of the funniest comments I have seen
i’m fuckin crying bro 😭😭💀
Bro remembers when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Bro knew Buddha personally. 🗿
The oldest person on TikTok was 19 until this video surfaced.
Thanks for making an old lady laugh. I look young in comparison.
I guess you've never seen the side of TikTok that is just 40-year-old moms that want to pretend they're 16 again
@@shadowsoulless6227mentally they're just teenagers
Wonder how many people chat shit about tictok but are on it 😂
I've seen this side of social media. It's weird.@@shadowsoulless6227
Bro was probably classmates with Julius Caesar
Bro knows Victoria’s Secret
@@shaktiman-indianhero9577 Bro has hearing damage from the big bang
@@LEMMYLEMON i might get r wooshe but he isn't living in 100 bc He probably life in 1888 or 1817 stop being an idiot bozo
😑
@@therealericcartmann you’re not the real Eric you fucking liar
Bro survived the black plague 💀
That means covid was like walking through the tulips for him.
bro helped leonardo da vinci paint mona lisa💀
Bro freed a genie and wishied for immortality. He forgot to wish for eternal youth though.
😂 that would catch a lot of people out think
In all seriousness, I wonder if this video is even real? I think it's fake computer generated video. There's no way someone could be alive and look like that.
@@bobby1970
Sarcophrenia would disagree.
As would those WWII Auschwitz survivors.
Because protecting the core organs of a person's body takes precedence over aesthetics.
you are a propaganda shill my friend@@epaminon6196
@@epaminon6196Do you mean Sarcopenia?
Death is stuck buffering on 99% for this dude.
Nice one
😨🤣💀
Death…Loading…
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Death still trynna beat this boss fight💀
Bro has hearing damage from the big bang 💀
"No one seems to know exactly why he's in hospital"... take a wild guess...
Because he's older than the dirt the hospital is built on
Er...in hospital...where else could he be?
He built it 100 years ago and just wants to check the foundations.
I bet they put covid as his cause of death.
The truly devoted monks try to reach enlightenment by locking themselves in a cave and only consuming pine needles and seeds. This comes from Japanese Buddhism and is called Sokushinbutsu (check Wikipedia for more info)
He's gotta know who let the dogs out
😂
Bro let the dogs out
Kid?
@@Matthew_keller yeah wasg
I die🤣I diieeeee🤞🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro ate lunch without UA-cam, he’s only 19
Bro is 24. He worked in IT for a year and now he’s in his deathbed.
😂
when bro leaves the museum, the alarm goes off
ahahahahahahahahahaha
Good one lol
Very underated comment. I belly laughed.
Lolll
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Bro's the kid from Ice Age 💀💀💀
We found him 💀
He misses the mamoth 😅
No, he was executed for war crimes, remember?
xD
Naahhh 😂
Bro goes to a history museum to feel nostalgic 💀
Bro is so old he looks like an A.I. generated creation 💀
i cant stand those things, absolutely demonic
What the hell☠️💀☠️💀☠️
Bro helped Gilgamesh write his epic.
What do you mean with 'epic'? also who is Gilgamesh?
@@Arbi11 An epic is a long poem or story. Gilgamesh was a character in an epic written in ancient mesopotamia over 4000 years ago.
@@thekrispyprince7463 So, Gilgamesh is fictional?
@@Arbi11he might have been a real dude who ruled over Sumer but the events of the epic itself are not real (at least the fantastical parts)
@Arbi11 he's one of the seven servants that will be summoned during the holy grail war
Bro helped noah building his ark
😂😂
As a Christian, I laughed at this a fair amount-
*ark
@@Chris_CrossNah, he's right. The story of Noah was basically mankind's redemption *arc.*
@@TMHLBPFanSame, lol
But I think it's ok to laugh at religious jokes so long as there is no intention to offend. Obviously still be careful who you make such jokes around, but ultimately it's harmless for the most part lol
Bro went to prom with Cleopatra💀💀💀
Bro wrote the laws of physics.
"Bro once slapped Hitler's butt and ran away"
These comments are foul bro 💀💀
Bro was Hitler’s art teacher 💀
💀
💀🤣
That's not even that old to be fair
"Yeah, jesus was a great guy to chat with." -this monk
Jesus wasn't real
@@ding9633 JESUS REAL READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!
@@danielledoyle5670 Naw, he fake
@@ding9633 REAL!!!!!!!!!!!! He healed a dead child and brought life to her. He took a peice of fish and bread and fed 1000 people
@@danielledoyle5670 He's also a fictional character
"Fapping makes you age faster"
Bro:
😂
THIS COMMENT LOLLLLLLL
LMFAO 😂
That dude borrowed 5 bucks from god and still ain’t paid him back yet!😂😂😂
He ain't gonna either, by the looks of it
😂💀💀💀💀💀
🤣
Dude's so old, he probably paid off his student loan
Believing in debt shows why you lot work to die 😂
Nah you can't really be sure
@@TheLoveHealingCompany Stop acting like you're above everyone just cuz u got a drop shipping side hustle
@@yourmother3921Well at least he’s financially free and able to live his life carefree while other people have to worry all the time about whether they’re gonna be able to make the next payment, or when they’ll be able to go on a holiday and actually live.
@yourmother3921 side huddle and better than who 🤣 I guide people to self knowledge than what's pushed. Research 2030 or how the China life is and see what Your future is and the side.hussle is legal and to build a future for my children and others around. But your ego clearly is your controller as well.as you complying to pedo leaders but yes you're so unreal yet you'll regret it and you'll always remember my comments 😎 enjoy picking the reality pill or sleeper
Bro didn’t even have history in his school, HE IS HISTORY
Indeed he is history
I have a history lesson
You mean *his* lesson?
In school
No what he did was when he had a history test (for example a stone age test) he just wrote what he remembered from that time!
Bro saw eve eat the apple
Bro was fighting off the dinosaurs everyday to survive.
Bro finished his bowl of cereal.
Bro survived the wipeout of the Air Nomads
He's the last Airbender- :O
bro used to ride on dinoaurs to school.
The Avatar! :0
bro witnessed judas betraying jesus💀
Spoiler alert
hey spoilers
I’d like this but it’s at 420
What do yall mean spoilers 😭💀
💀
Bros waiting for the next chess update 💀
Bro pre-ordered the chess
Bro was best buddies with Moses 😭
Bro created the oldest trick in the book💀💀
I don't see how he cheated death this long. That's insane.
@@bobby1970He used the oldest trick in the book.
@@mobarakjama5570 Yeah, literally.
Back then it was called the newest trick in the book😂
@@Brokefootchuckback then bruv was inventing reeds and papyrus, what book 😂😂
Bro’s so old when he was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
holy fuck this comment lmao
Nah he is so old that he’d remember when the Dead Sea was still really healthy
Nah he's so old that when he was a teenager the Black sea was white
I laughed so hard... We are all going to heck.
OMG I actually LOLOL
Bro took a sip of mcdonalds sprite
Bro was homies with Zeus
Bro ate a Popeyes biscuit with no drink, hes only 37
🤣😫
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!
😂😂😂
This is my favorite comment of the day lmao
You going to hell. And I'm going to be your neighbor for laughing to hard.
It's fascinating in a dark way how much he's aged even given his chronological age. He literally looks like a mummy.
Dark? It's natural.
he's actually purposefully starving himself
He's attempting self mummification.
@@Sednasfun fact: one guy did this while sealed in a statue
@@Sednasi was gonna say i think monks do this purposefully when they are dying
Bro was Nostradamus secret story writer 💀💀
"Kid, that outfit is so 2nd century."
Even the grim reaper got tired of waiting on him, and gave up.
Bruh😂
Hahaha
LOL😂
😂😂😂😂😂
No, he died. Grim reaper never gives up 😭
Bro has childhood memories of hunting mastodons with his dad.
of all the comments, this didn't make me laugh
but it did make me happy
They didnt play his favorite song at his funeral so he refused to die
Bro finally left the store with his mom. 💀
Bro knows Victoria’s Secret💀
Bro..... 💀
Not anymore. He forgot.
probably just about the right size for him
We all do. She actually free balls.
Victoria's Secret isn't much of a secret, it's that her name used to be Victor.
Bro’s college assignment was to design and build the pyramids 💀
Nah those are just big triangles
@@SealandIsBestCountry Triangular prisms*
Omg
@@dorban3171 *Triangular Hollow Prism
@@dorban3171square based pyramid*
When you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty af
Bro’s first Christmas was the first Christmas 💀
He's absorbing that child's energy!GET HIMM
Go to school kid
Good one 😂😂😂
He's using children to live so long?!?!
Hehehe
🤣☠💀
bro waiting for GTA 6
Nah he waiting for Mega Man legends 3
Naaaw he waiting for_______ _insert joke here_____
this will be me waiting for GTA 10 in the future
@@MikeRotch-ur7sxcorny
@@mrlaidback83 I felt that 😭
Bro played with real dinosaurs instead of toys
Bros favorite pet is the stegosaurus
His name is Luang Pho Yai. He isn't the oldest person in the world, he's 109 years old and passed away last year on March 22nd
2nd edit: The reason he looked like that is ASSUMED to be a self-mummification process
They didn’t keep birth records in Thailand back then, and only in Bangkok, Thailand that birth certificates were issued beginning 1917.
If he was 109 years old, he’d have been born in 1914, which was before they started keeping records.
However, if he was born in a province or village, it’s unlikely they knew his true birthdate, so he could very well be older. 😆
Either way, RIP.
_Thank you_ for being the first comment I see that actually has some information (within this onslaught of stupid "bro is/did this and that" jokes)
Slight correction though: He passed away March of last year, so 18 months ago.
@@ribozyme2899 Oh I see, thank for the correction ^^
But this video was filmed LAST WEEK!
“Nobody knows why he is in the hospital”
Bro just look at him
😂😂
😂😭😭🤣
Correction, no one knows why he's not six feet under. (And alive in a hospital bed)
YEAH DUDES BEEN IN HOSPICE CARE FOR LIKE A WEEK ITS NOT HARD TO FIGURE OUT
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Bro's passing down the wisdom of "Remember child, dying is gay" to the girl
🤣
Bro is a 21 year old Linguistics student 💀💀
This guy probably has Alexander the Great in his contacts 😭
💀💀💀 bro
He burnt his hairs at Big bang.
Bless him.
Queen Elizabeth got competition.
No he saved it under Macedonia
God was his best friend. They created universes together
In this video he appears to tell his 226th great grandson about his memories in Babylon.
😂😂😂
glad you didnt say bro
UD REEEEAAA
Serve it ancient city style
Dude is like 2 years away from looking like the mom from the chocolate bar episode of SpongeBob
Fr
Dear Doctor, I am Thai. And the Buddhist Thai monk in this video you shared WAS in the Thai News Media/MSM awhile back. Majority of the Thais know the age of this monk when he passed. By the way, the monk wasn't in the hospital at the time this video was filmed. Do you see any medical equipments in the background?
Exactly none! 🙏
Well what was the age?
bro invented the pigeon letter delivery system 💀
💀
He was 109 when he passed away. Far from the oldest person alive. His granddaughter would post videos of him. His advanced age is the reason for his hospital stay. Once he started to decline they admitted him. May this gentle monk Rest in Love and Light 💖🕯
I wonder if he was a widower and that's why he decided to become a monk
I am so sorry, but I legitimately thought he was just a really realistic puppet 😭
@@priscillajimenez27he's a Buddhist monk, they dont have to be celibate. Different rules for different religions 😊
@@algrant5293 oh? What other religions have monks? I know Catholics have priests and they're celibate too. 🤷♀️😮
@algrant5293 Yes, they do practice celibacy. A monk by definition eschews the normal things people do. He could have become one after having children as you can as a christian monk as well.
Bro looks like a fucking Revenant from Doom without the rocket launchers
Bro survived the Air Nomad Genocide 💀
Bro had VIP access to Mozart concerts
And he preordered the album debut
Smoked, drank, partied every day of his life..............he's 47 years old.
😂
I could see this being used as a PSA and it angers me.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
"Did he said chocolate? Where's my chocolate? "
Bro experienced the creation of the earth 💀