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  • Опубліковано 14 кві 2022
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  • @Fspoke_
    @Fspoke_ 2 роки тому +65675

    "doctor, my leg hurts"
    *"best i can do is brain surgery"*

    • @Dreidelium
      @Dreidelium 2 роки тому +616

      "your brain is form Y, Alaska"
      For those who dont get it, "Y" is actually a City form alaska (Source: website i forgot in google)

    • @sayedurrahmansaju4390
      @sayedurrahmansaju4390 2 роки тому +295

      HAHAHAHAH...
      STATE OF THE ART *COMEDY*

    • @Fspoke_
      @Fspoke_ 2 роки тому +98

      @@sanjeetsahay5629 well you better believe it because in 2 hours it went from 545 to 569 so people sure do like it

    • @wickeddave5148
      @wickeddave5148 2 роки тому +28

      @@sanjeetsahay5629 hey that's a nice information

    • @01xc92
      @01xc92 2 роки тому +19

      i mean if you cut off the pain flow that runs thru your leg it helps

  • @cooliodiablo4571
    @cooliodiablo4571 Рік тому +4560

    To people that are confused. He isn’t missing any of his brain. The ventricles in the middle are just swollen with a lot more water than a normal person has. Which caused the outer portion of his brain to be smushed. His whole brain is still intact though, which allows him to survive pretty normally.

    • @tracilay4162
      @tracilay4162 Рік тому +134

      Would that explain his egg shaped head? A serious question, not poking fun in the least.

    • @kani7646
      @kani7646 Рік тому +191

      The egg shape guy isnt him

    • @tracilay4162
      @tracilay4162 Рік тому +63

      @@kani7646 ok thank you

    • @LuckyCharms777
      @LuckyCharms777 Рік тому +33

      @@tracilay4162
      In order for egghead to be him, he would’ve needed to have the brain problem from early childhood before the skull plates fused together.

    • @GazB85
      @GazB85 Рік тому +32

      @@LuckyCharms777 He did, he had encephalopathy and needed a drain put in as a baby/child.

  • @masksilencer1421
    @masksilencer1421 10 місяців тому +1269

    He may have the smallest brain but he is smarter than 90% of Twitter users💀

    • @EthicalDirtbag
      @EthicalDirtbag 10 місяців тому +53

      especially the blue check marks.

    • @snowinxfars1332
      @snowinxfars1332 10 місяців тому +34

      The bird is gone.
      𝕏*

    • @xxwolflavaxx230
      @xxwolflavaxx230 8 місяців тому +31

      And smarter than 101% of tik tok users

    • @keagaming9837
      @keagaming9837 8 місяців тому +3

      So true.

    • @ManoOCE
      @ManoOCE 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@snowinxfars1332that's a fuckin Unicode character now? 💀

  • @purpleplays69420
    @purpleplays69420 11 місяців тому +1188

    Bro can still function better than most Twitter, tiktok and Reddit users
    Edit: forgot one more: Discord Mods

    • @ZiLLXKiLL
      @ZiLLXKiLL 10 місяців тому +15

      *Fr*

    • @minikalicansu291
      @minikalicansu291 10 місяців тому +19

      yeah but doesnt include my dad because my dad is a twitter user

    • @nightwingmix1
      @nightwingmix1 10 місяців тому +86

      @@minikalicansu291 hope he recovers soon ✌️

    • @snbw
      @snbw 10 місяців тому +19

      @@nightwingmix1💀💀💀

    • @theeendofthebaninging4765
      @theeendofthebaninging4765 10 місяців тому +13

      ​@@nightwingmix1The funniest person doesn't exi-

  • @phvgr8406
    @phvgr8406 2 роки тому +9617

    So you’re telling me even someone without a brain achieved more than me

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 2 роки тому +175

      You have a pretty flawed view of "achievements"

    • @macron5123
      @macron5123 2 роки тому +936

      @@neo-filthyfrank1347 are you saying that having a job/wife/kids isn't a good thing?

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 2 роки тому +146

      @@macron5123 Correct, they're horrible things that drag people down to mediocrity and nothingness

    • @macron5123
      @macron5123 2 роки тому +635

      @@neo-filthyfrank1347 That was the part where I was expecting you to say "no, wait he did that" and then agree with me, if I'm being honest. Can you explain your worldview because I'm genuinely curious.

    • @troythedeconstructionist1382
      @troythedeconstructionist1382 2 роки тому +74

      @@macron5123 I'll interject in this convo. Why do you think having a nuclear family is the pinnacle of existence?

  • @SillyLilDawg
    @SillyLilDawg Рік тому +12358

    Man got a whole wife and kids with 75% of his head filled with water and i’m still struggling to figure out social cues😭

    • @GrogSothroth
      @GrogSothroth Рік тому

      So he's disabled and you're just stupid? Not really a fair comparison for you bro

    • @stroo_
      @stroo_ Рік тому +80

      and to figure out that the first “his” in your sentence is unnecessary. it’s ok
      this is a joke abt him calling himself dumb i really dont care abt it
      why are people still replying to this like a genuinely care lmao

    • @Mika-rl6gt
      @Mika-rl6gt Рік тому +358

      @@stroo_ just like that comment of yours

    • @So_RaZor
      @So_RaZor Рік тому +395

      @@stroo_ tell me you’re a Twitter user without telling me you are a Twitter user

    • @baL88537
      @baL88537 Рік тому +14

      😭😭😭 help

  • @MacElMasMancoDeTodos
    @MacElMasMancoDeTodos 11 місяців тому +357

    *"Dumb is who does dumb things"*
    _-Forest Gump_

    • @amanms1999
      @amanms1999 10 місяців тому

      *Stupid is as stupid does

    • @Eraser.r
      @Eraser.r 7 місяців тому +12

      Actually, it's "Forrest Gump" not "Forest Gump"
      -_🤓_

    • @huy8282_of
      @huy8282_of 7 місяців тому +8

      ​@@Eraser.rNo, actually, its Fortress Group

    • @The-Epic-clone-royal-flower
      @The-Epic-clone-royal-flower 6 місяців тому +2

      Nah im not dum….
      Math: you wanna take that back?

    • @KiraPlaysGuitar
      @KiraPlaysGuitar 6 місяців тому +4

      Uhh... "Stupid is as stupid does"

  • @emirolmez4332
    @emirolmez4332 11 місяців тому +48

    “GUYS LOOK! ZOMBIES ARE HERE NOW! QUICK HI-“
    that guy: “nah ill be safe”

  • @rjindian2995
    @rjindian2995 Рік тому +6679

    "He has a job, a wife, kids without a brain yet you can't pull any bit-"

    • @wabbit6653
      @wabbit6653 Рік тому +352

      If you live in USA its damn near impossible unless your a Chad or Tyrone. 10 ft tall, 100k +, 10 ft schlong.

    • @uxbf_hdnc
      @uxbf_hdnc Рік тому +67

      ​@@wabbit6653
      Why its impossible.. can you explain ?

    • @Shotos.Cottoncandy_
      @Shotos.Cottoncandy_ Рік тому +107

      @@uxbf_hdnc it’s a figure of speech, it’s not impossible but pretty damn hard

    • @wPoporn
      @wPoporn Рік тому +42

      ​@@wabbit6653 down in ohio 💀

    • @elusive4557
      @elusive4557 Рік тому

      ​@@wabbit6653only mfs with no bitches say shit like this 💀

  • @ijebbejakn1843
    @ijebbejakn1843 2 роки тому +23744

    Alternative title: brainless man, still smarter than 90% of twitter users

    • @nunuishy3479
      @nunuishy3479 2 роки тому +710

      LMAO he also had a touch of women

    • @Yaboi2190
      @Yaboi2190 2 роки тому +65

      @@rustthecoollemon 👏👍

    • @user-uy3dx4mf5f
      @user-uy3dx4mf5f 2 роки тому

      @@RandomServitor nahh redditers and Twitter users have the same level of garbage intellect

    • @guggu1636
      @guggu1636 2 роки тому +177

      @@rustthecoollemon r/iamverysmart 🤓🤓

    • @mailboxxy
      @mailboxxy 2 роки тому +16

      Facts

  • @Sindollx666x
    @Sindollx666x Рік тому +34

    My severely disabled brother Matt had Hydrocephalus, Cerebral Palsy, and Holoprosencephaly. He was a spastic quadriplegic, and was only born with 2 cm of his brain stem, the rest of his head was filled with cerebral spinal fluid. Doctors put 2 shunts, one on each side of his head. It pumped his head to a more natural size over time.
    When he was first born. his head weighed more than his body. Doctors thought he was both blind & deaf, and said he'd not live to be a year old.
    As a toddler, I discovered he wasn't blind or deaf. I was putting away a load of stuffed animals I had been playing with in the living room and Matty started absolutely cracking up. Because I would pick one up and run to my room, repeat. The motion of me running back and forth just tickled his funny bone.
    Matt had over 20 operations in his lifetime, including 2 full body casts.
    Doctors tried to hide CT scan results from my mom when he was a kid/ young teen. Mom grabbed the envelope of them when they were out of the room, and discovered that one of his shunts had broken off in his head and had grown into his brain tissue. If he were to hit his head somehow the wrong way, he could die instantly.
    Matt had to eat mostly via feeding tube because as he grew, his neurological system changed, and when he swallowed it started going into his lungs. My mom had to insert a tube into his nose directly to his stomach, eventually they finally put a G-tube which was on his tummy and went directly into his stomach.
    Matt was so awesome. He ADORED ME, and crushed over my female friends, and he would puff up and act tough around guys, even adopt a deeper tone to his voice.
    He couldn't speak normally, but on occasion he would say words randomly and surprise everyone.
    Matty passed away unexpectedly on Jan.31,2007. It was the most difficult thing I've ever been through, and I miss him everyday.
    He's finally free of his bodily prison and I hope he is able to enjoy his afterlife able to do all he couldn't in his lifetime.
    I'm grateful for the time I had with him, I believe he made me a better person just by knowing him.

    • @elizabethlinsay9193
      @elizabethlinsay9193 Місяць тому +2

      He was very lucky to have you as his brother! 😊

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x 26 днів тому +1

      @@elizabethlinsay9193 I was his big sister, but thank you!

    • @elizabethlinsay9193
      @elizabethlinsay9193 26 днів тому +1

      @@Sindollx666x my apology for not realizing that.

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x 26 днів тому

      @@elizabethlinsay9193 truly NO WORRIES. what you said was meant as a very touching kindness.

  • @matthewfabacher
    @matthewfabacher 11 місяців тому +24

    Every Ranked Teammate:

    • @omphya6229
      @omphya6229 9 місяців тому

      ranked teammates are dumber, this guy even has a wife and kids.

    • @yohan-qs6kw
      @yohan-qs6kw 8 місяців тому

      :3

  • @BA-pu4gm
    @BA-pu4gm 2 роки тому +2985

    Doctor: "As you can see, he has no brain"
    This guy: "Turns out, you don't need one"

  • @mikhailgorbachevsovietunion
    @mikhailgorbachevsovietunion 2 роки тому +21179

    wonder how that conversation went:
    "what's up, doc'?"
    "mate we took a ct scan of your brain and it's fucking hollow"

    • @Lpd_n
      @Lpd_n 2 роки тому +336

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @NebulaAccount
      @NebulaAccount 2 роки тому +2081

      "by any chance, do you use twitter?"
      "Yes, I use it all the time"
      "Ah that explains it."

    • @aaaaaa-hh8cq
      @aaaaaa-hh8cq 2 роки тому +750

      @@NebulaAccount I'd say TikTok

    • @NebulaAccount
      @NebulaAccount 2 роки тому +424

      @@aaaaaa-hh8cq fair.

    • @petergant1379
      @petergant1379 2 роки тому +261

      I heard of this guy, turn of the last century, who had an iron bar blown through his head, incurring traumatic brain damage! He not only survived, but, continued working for much of his life. He had a marked changed in personality, but, other than that, had a fairly normal life.

  • @Akio_multif4ndom
    @Akio_multif4ndom Місяць тому +4

    Megamind as a human:

  • @codexl0l.
    @codexl0l. 4 місяці тому +2

    I haven't seen this guy in so long, now I come to appreciate how nice this guy voice is

  • @Skeletor_irl
    @Skeletor_irl Рік тому +3071

    “You’re like the smartest dumb guy I’ve ever met”

    • @joand08
      @joand08 Рік тому +56

      Is like that one friend that manage to be the stupidiest yet smartest person ever

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 Рік тому +1

      You're too stupid to see he made up his mind 10 minutes ago

    • @theluciusone4127
      @theluciusone4127 Рік тому

      Did you mean dumbest smart guy?

    • @filipbizecki5009
      @filipbizecki5009 Рік тому +5

      I am robot lol 😂

    • @dmlw
      @dmlw Рік тому +9

      Markiplier! Ethan and wade said this to him before lmfao

  • @a_makarov
    @a_makarov 2 роки тому +13020

    "He has a wife, a job, children and a perfectly normal life"
    Ok google, how to tie a noose

    • @Fedex5
      @Fedex5 2 роки тому +392

      fails understanding in how to make a noose XD

    • @JamInPie
      @JamInPie 2 роки тому +500

      @@Fedex5 It's not for the guy in the video...

    • @Oxiler2008
      @Oxiler2008 2 роки тому +60

      Gonna cry??

    • @-fenrisulfr-690
      @-fenrisulfr-690 2 роки тому +374

      so ur saying even brainless guy does better than me feelsbadman

    • @deon6045
      @deon6045 2 роки тому

      Yea. Man's got no brain but still doing better than some of us.

  • @gamingdoge123
    @gamingdoge123 11 місяців тому +6

    "this man takes brainless to a whole nother level"
    twitter users: challenge accepted

  • @amhirmama
    @amhirmama 5 місяців тому +1

    welp hes lucky in a zombie apocalypse since they cant eat his brain☠️

  • @le9038
    @le9038 2 роки тому +5464

    "Hey doc, my leg hurts"
    "OK, this looks like a no-brainer..."

  • @Northwood420
    @Northwood420 2 роки тому +52029

    "you might be a little brain dead"
    Me at a exam: uhhh shshshdhshchdhdbdhdhdd

    • @madlad25
      @madlad25 2 роки тому +1180

      Me when I'm playing strategic video games: brain in its prime state
      Me doing an exam: brain commited not alive
      Edit: my final exams are in a few days and I have to give my brain some therapy so it cannot commit suicide in the exam hopefully

    • @Arthurian-s9e
      @Arthurian-s9e 2 роки тому +71

      @@madlad25 lol

    • @KewalTailor
      @KewalTailor 2 роки тому +18

      Same

    • @UzawaReisa69
      @UzawaReisa69 2 роки тому +19

      @@madlad25 same lol

    • @Ogbrainded
      @Ogbrainded 2 роки тому +23

      Oh hey! I’m your brain

  • @BagelNosed3DSuser
    @BagelNosed3DSuser 11 місяців тому +3

    Murderer: *cuts his head open with an axe*
    Also murderer: WHAT THE FU-

  • @madously7845
    @madously7845 Рік тому +4

    bro has portable water

  • @remixedpixel2905
    @remixedpixel2905 2 роки тому +1948

    bro 75 IQ for someone whos brain looks like that is actually really impressive, you would think someone like him wouldn’t even be able to properly communicate or would struggle doing basic tasks

    • @he3004
      @he3004 2 роки тому +231

      @@Zen-ns3kx I think that's the average human, not baby

    • @jonhevaragg7419
      @jonhevaragg7419 Рік тому +1

      @@Zen-ns3kx maybe your iq is lower than average

    • @doofusloofus8359
      @doofusloofus8359 Рік тому

      @@he3004 Yeah babies are dumb.

    • @haeha7896
      @haeha7896 Рік тому +50

      @@Zen-ns3kx even if baby has 225 iq, he won't be smarter adult.

    • @MT-od6by
      @MT-od6by Рік тому +5

      @@he3004 Babies are humans

  • @jeremyaxel151
    @jeremyaxel151 2 роки тому +9834

    “This man takes brainless to a whole new level”
    *inserts a picture of human megamind*

    • @Un0so
      @Un0so 2 роки тому +187

      💀

    • @love_dva
      @love_dva 2 роки тому +94

      The creator have a brain but just dont wanna use it

    • @eztheg337
      @eztheg337 2 роки тому +14

      You just read my mind

    • @ergodeus
      @ergodeus 2 роки тому +200

      @@love_dva it's an actual picture of the guy, the creator didn't choose a random big headed guy just for fun 😂

    • @namesurname6294
      @namesurname6294 2 роки тому +30

      no brains?

  • @Samantha_Xryle
    @Samantha_Xryle Місяць тому +1

    Zombie: let's eat that man
    Zombie: nvm he have no brain

  • @peterpork9797
    @peterpork9797 2 роки тому +2987

    Let me get this straight:
    This guy has barely any brain but has achieved more than most of us

    • @nablamakabama488
      @nablamakabama488 2 роки тому +230

      It’s so frustrating…

    • @jtkplays2190
      @jtkplays2190 2 роки тому +53

      @@nablamakabama488 yeah sad

    • @petergant1379
      @petergant1379 2 роки тому +77

      Don't rub it in, dude!

    • @randomchannel609
      @randomchannel609 2 роки тому +247

      @@nablamakabama488 I mean having that little brain and a IQ of 75 is impressive, imagine if he had a full brain

    • @randomchannel609
      @randomchannel609 2 роки тому

      @@nablamakabama488 True but if he had a full brain he would probaly have a IQ of 100 on a low ball.

  • @siba79manik
    @siba79manik 2 роки тому +5964

    "Mom why did you chose dad?"
    "It's a no brainer"

  • @D-J-Q
    @D-J-Q 2 місяці тому +1

    You know what, I'm kinda jealous of him. Living simple life with no overthinking or worries.

  • @pyraethos8189
    @pyraethos8189 2 роки тому +14724

    Imagine arguing with this guy
    "Omfg you're so brainless"
    "I know :("
    Edit: people told me to change it to "you're". Yw

    • @cobrademon761
      @cobrademon761 2 роки тому +386

      Why’d you have to do him like that brotha?

    • @youwerethere
      @youwerethere 2 роки тому +425

      “You have no brain”
      “Yes”
      “Wait what”

    • @cassandra_bonnet
      @cassandra_bonnet 2 роки тому +73

      Lol and after that the person is like "Ayo what do you mean"

    • @CardboardSliver
      @CardboardSliver 2 роки тому +48

      Sorry to be that guy but...
      *You're

    • @wcspp8494
      @wcspp8494 2 роки тому +34

      "even I brainless. I still can use your and you're"
      *"got shot"*

  • @thedonger3772
    @thedonger3772 2 роки тому +1523

    "But amazingly, he has a job, a wife, children and a perfectly normal life."
    What am I doing wrong?

  • @MBSfilms77
    @MBSfilms77 10 місяців тому +3

    bro's head size tells a different story

  • @DudeMan_Teck-07
    @DudeMan_Teck-07 Місяць тому +1

    Never let IG find this man

  • @SerjiSketches
    @SerjiSketches 2 роки тому +6402

    “Hey, doc, my leg feels pretty weak. You think you can prescribe me some meds to-“
    Doc: *”you have no brain”*

    • @ClassicAsteroid
      @ClassicAsteroid 2 роки тому +25

      you can’t just accuse people of stealing it’s not exactly the same

    • @SongSlime
      @SongSlime 2 роки тому +63

      @@ClassicAsteroid you can’t just accuse people of stealing it’s not exactly the same

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 2 роки тому +3

      @@ClassicAsteroid Copied (I ain't joking)

    • @ClassicAsteroid
      @ClassicAsteroid 2 роки тому

      @@jwill5892 why like your own comment 🥸

    • @jsker1936
      @jsker1936 2 роки тому +4

      @@SongSlime it’s still considered copying, they just changed it a bit

  • @aty4282
    @aty4282 2 роки тому +4756

    Pov: real life megamind asks you "no bitches?" While having a perfect life balance

    • @goldendragon730
      @goldendragon730 2 роки тому +88

      Him to us "no bitches?" us to him "no mistakes?"

    • @Lord_Cummus
      @Lord_Cummus 2 роки тому +8

      NOOOOOOO💀

    • @noisexcorexnojo
      @noisexcorexnojo 2 роки тому +21

      megamind had a mega head because his brain was mega, this guy has a mega head because his brain is tiny

    • @mehmetfevzikkus7678
      @mehmetfevzikkus7678 2 роки тому +8

      No brains?

    • @giga_chad9
      @giga_chad9 2 роки тому

      Best comment I’ve read

  • @BlueToad185
    @BlueToad185 4 місяці тому +1

    Bro wants to be megamind so badly

  • @commenter621
    @commenter621 3 місяці тому +1

    Should have seen this coming miles away since bro's got that megamind build💀

  • @lolafairchild88
    @lolafairchild88 2 роки тому +2223

    "His IQ might be low, but not mentally disabled by any means." **proceeds to show man in a wheelchair ♿️**
    Me: I don't think that's how this works 🤔...

    • @gargoylegutz
      @gargoylegutz 2 роки тому +190

      mental and physical disability are different though?????? 😭😭

    • @Dreidelium
      @Dreidelium 2 роки тому +4

      So long motherdonald-

    • @mausengonmned-5258
      @mausengonmned-5258 2 роки тому +30

      Some rare cases could link, but yes that’s absurd

    • @microwaveeater420
      @microwaveeater420 2 роки тому +59

      im mentally disabled an i dont need no wheelchair but stairs still suck ass

    • @mausengonmned-5258
      @mausengonmned-5258 2 роки тому

      Actually

  • @KruCorn
    @KruCorn 2 роки тому +9164

    "this guy had no brain"
    *Has a job, a wife, and pretty much well lived*
    Someone removes my brain this instant

    • @JupiterKnight
      @JupiterKnight 2 роки тому +59

      sus

    • @asiangaming8409
      @asiangaming8409 2 роки тому +253

      Well that’s just a no-brainer

    • @defrozendonut8715
      @defrozendonut8715 2 роки тому +29

      I can be there on Saturday if I’m quick enough

    • @Hells_black_cat
      @Hells_black_cat 2 роки тому +28

      @@JupiterKnight how is this sus Jupiter? How is this comment sus?

    • @bret2293
      @bret2293 2 роки тому +4

      Nah that’s some bullshit..

  • @user-oz6ee3jm5h
    @user-oz6ee3jm5h 3 місяці тому +1

    The zombies ain’t coming for him ANY time soon.

  • @Destroyer_gaming658
    @Destroyer_gaming658 10 місяців тому +1

    dang he took it to a whole different level

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 Рік тому +3134

    I would still value his opinion more than 99% of Twitter users

    • @coolbeans7z539
      @coolbeans7z539 Рік тому +41

      🔥

    • @JV-pu8kx
      @JV-pu8kx Рік тому +137

      He'd probably make a better president, too.

    • @carnivorrax8542
      @carnivorrax8542 Рік тому +60

      ​@@JV-pu8kxdon't even bring politics into this, please

    • @aikou2886
      @aikou2886 Рік тому +73

      ​@@JV-pu8kxDefinitely agree. Or at least would be able to form actual sentences, which is already quite the improvement.

    • @n_asmo
      @n_asmo Рік тому +48

      @@carnivorrax8542It's a joke lol. All politicians are basically just goofballs. And it's not like they were calling out a specific person an idiot, so as long as someone doesn't bring up a specific figure or a country in this thread it isn't really gonna matter.

  • @plainox
    @plainox Рік тому +4068

    Doc really told him his leg pain was all in his head 💀

    • @AdhvaithSane
      @AdhvaithSane 11 місяців тому +12

      A certified 🤡 moment right there

    • @Zaruption8
      @Zaruption8 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@AdhvaithSaneYou're comment?

    • @HiroshiOmega
      @HiroshiOmega 11 місяців тому +4

      It was all in le head

    • @an_-cs6ct
      @an_-cs6ct 11 місяців тому +1

      REEEEEAL!! BROOOO!!☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @engtilde
      @engtilde 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Zaruption8r/your

  • @JackAtlass
    @JackAtlass 9 місяців тому +2

    his brain is still 100x bigger than Oxford drivers

  • @A_sipmle_man
    @A_sipmle_man 10 місяців тому +1

    Bro, took “it’s all in your head” to a whole new level💀

  • @spaceglidinmio2388
    @spaceglidinmio2388 2 роки тому +1345

    Other ppls: *shoot heads and dies*
    This dude: *water flows out*

  • @vetar3372
    @vetar3372 Рік тому +2953

    Guy has an iq of 75, yet looks like Megamind. Life is truly a contradiction

    • @supreme-man
      @supreme-man Рік тому +7

      😂😂😂

    • @hailesankara480
      @hailesankara480 Рік тому +21

      It’s the water

    • @Mico-Xiyeas
      @Mico-Xiyeas Рік тому

      Having a big heads reduces IQ because it's about being perfectly proportionate to the rest of the body rather then big. So having a whale sized brain would just slow everything down

    • @thebasketballhistorian3291
      @thebasketballhistorian3291 Рік тому +106

      Clickbait photo.
      I Googled the story. The man's identity was never released due to privacy. The photo in the video is of some random guy.

    • @greazypozer
      @greazypozer Рік тому +11

      ​@@thebasketballhistorian3291 thought so

  • @LuC1D_LoVeSOM
    @LuC1D_LoVeSOM 10 місяців тому +2

    Bro secretly roasted us at the end💀

  • @Conqueror_of_YoutubeCommunity
    @Conqueror_of_YoutubeCommunity 21 день тому +1

    bro is open-minded 💀

  • @DrkGmr-hx6yx
    @DrkGmr-hx6yx 2 роки тому +37739

    "Hey doc, my leg hurts"
    "Let me see. Oh, looks like you have no brain"
    EDIT: thank you for the likes i never got so many on a comment

  • @sloshy147
    @sloshy147 Рік тому +1481

    “This man takes brainless to a whole nother level”
    -My Teahcer

  • @jacobwilliams3909
    @jacobwilliams3909 11 місяців тому +1

    For anyone wondering the condition is called hydrocephalus and is caused by cerebral spinal fluid not draining properly due to having an excessive amount of it. This condition usually requires a shunt, in some cases they drill holes in your skull to help alleviate the fluid buildup. The fluid is routed through a tube placed in your head going all the way down to your stomach.
    This condition can cause seizures, brain damage, death, mental impairments, vision issues,etc. I don't believe this condition makes anyone stupid. your disabilities do not define you, and you do not let them.
    I have suffered with this condition myself and always have hope that one day it'll be treated and I can be free.

  • @sellsword48
    @sellsword48 15 годин тому

    “PRESENTATION!”
    - Minimind

  • @Gary_your_snail
    @Gary_your_snail Рік тому +1246

    Bro would be the sole survivor of a zombie apocalypse

    • @rabih1978
      @rabih1978 Рік тому +42

      Not really ,they might drink his brain

    • @petevenuti7355
      @petevenuti7355 Рік тому +46

      Nagh, he'd be the watermelon dessert...

    • @Scudboy17
      @Scudboy17 Рік тому +41

      Dudes a zombie capri sun. All the Zs need is a straw- and he has one built in.

    • @Gary_your_snail
      @Gary_your_snail Рік тому +9

      @@Scudboy17 hold up.

    • @xd._.28234
      @xd._.28234 Рік тому

      ​@@petevenuti7355 💀

  • @Valigarmanda
    @Valigarmanda 2 роки тому +237

    I remember seeing this somewhere. Apparently he HAS a brain, but it's been slowly squeezed small by the fluids that it's roughly 1/3 of its actual size. But since the shrinkage happened gradually, his brain was able to adapt to the changes and kept his mental faculties normal despite being smaller.

    • @leang8441
      @leang8441 Рік тому

      Oh, that's interesting. Did his mental facilities still suffer from that shrinkage, or were they always on the low end?

    • @JPSimen
      @JPSimen Рік тому +8

      No. Not normal at all. He suffers from some medium deficits but he slogs through them because he had to adapt as well.

  • @SR71GIRL
    @SR71GIRL Рік тому +1

    It is truly amazing how our body/brain will compensate to flourish ❤

  • @IvanTominski
    @IvanTominski 10 днів тому

    He was supposed to be the smartest man in the world, but Secret Agents sabotaged him

  • @blobblestheghost1218
    @blobblestheghost1218 2 роки тому +8896

    If someone has the phrase “small Brained” applied it’s this guy
    Edit: Jacob S you’ve given 3 people seizures, 2 people strokes, 1 person a heart attack and 2 Godzillas strokes. At least according to my reply section
    Edit 2: Now several more people who I’m not willing to count have had aneurisms, weddings ruined, strokes, seizures, were declared brain dead, lost all their brain cells. It’s a catastrophe at the hands of Jacob S
    Edit 3: Now you see some people have had brains change size, needed to reset earth, almost killed themselves, whole family was shaking and one person needed to revive themselves so as one person said in my reply section Jacob S indeed is a hired assassin

    • @Jacobliuzi
      @Jacobliuzi 2 роки тому +181

      Right now it’s some people have that we’re watching TikTok to much had a brain smell sentient I just don’t like that guy in the video but if you agree

    • @deviation43
      @deviation43 2 роки тому +568

      @@Jacobliuzi I had at least 3 separate seizures and an aneurism reading this

    • @maryjohn7490
      @maryjohn7490 2 роки тому +171

      @@deviation43 same 💀

    • @LOLonHere
      @LOLonHere 2 роки тому +1

      @@Jacobliuzi This guy is competing for the title of smallest brain and f'ck Golden Joe Biden he's winning.

    • @KamKakes
      @KamKakes 2 роки тому +89

      @@Jacobliuzi 💀

  • @lucid111
    @lucid111 2 роки тому +3140

    "the smallest brain ever"
    this guy: **looks like megamind**

  • @omaradanielthelolmodel4490
    @omaradanielthelolmodel4490 14 днів тому

    He looks happier than most of us 'Big Brained' people.

  • @TheplushPictures
    @TheplushPictures 11 місяців тому +2

    Dr. Zomboss be like:

  • @IB_844
    @IB_844 Рік тому +829

    the fact that the ventricles cover 75% of his brain and he has 75 IQ

    • @MurdersMachine
      @MurdersMachine Рік тому

      Funny that the average black person has all their brain but only 85 iq

    • @SaveR6Siege
      @SaveR6Siege Рік тому +27

      he was prolly really smart to began with

    • @nullvoid6095
      @nullvoid6095 Рік тому +82

      @@SaveR6Siege God has to nerf him

    • @justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804
      @justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 Рік тому +31

      He would have 200 IQ then because 75+75=200

    • @heartsformoneyy
      @heartsformoneyy Рік тому +8

      ​@@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 of course he would have 150iq. look at his forehead

  • @BRIXED_AND_DYLAN
    @BRIXED_AND_DYLAN Рік тому +1197

    "75% of water in his brain"
    Me: starts shaking my head to see if I can feel or hear anything splashing around.

  • @richardpack4
    @richardpack4 Рік тому +2

    My youngest son, 16yo, has had a shunt since he was 2 weeks old. He actually is on his way back from MUSC where he had his yearly ct scan. He also had 3/4 of his frontal lobe removed to stop seizures 4 years ago. He had bad short and long term memory loss before the part of his brain was removed. After the surgery he remembered everything he didn’t before. I suggest MUSC medical in Charleston SC. for anyone with children that have seizures. The neurologist in Greenville just wanted to keep upping his meds for seizures. MUSC wanted to find the spot that caused them.

  • @envar1
    @envar1 2 роки тому +4125

    This is proof that you don't need to be smart to live a decent life, nor have a normal brain.

    • @childcannibalism5080
      @childcannibalism5080 2 роки тому

      @Mr. Fish i act fucking stupid a lot i have a iq of 145 i dont know how someone can fuction in daily life with 75

    • @EnchWraits
      @EnchWraits 2 роки тому +178

      Umm, 75 is quite low

    • @Mason_Malakai_Leroux
      @Mason_Malakai_Leroux 2 роки тому +210

      @@EnchWraits I think the average is 100.4 in Canada so it's low but it's not that disabling

    • @NorwegianToast69
      @NorwegianToast69 2 роки тому +188

      @@Mason_Malakai_Leroux but it's still not so low that you can't get a decent job and a happy marriage

    • @Mason_Malakai_Leroux
      @Mason_Malakai_Leroux 2 роки тому +18

      @@NorwegianToast69 exactly

  • @TheRealAssix
    @TheRealAssix 2 роки тому +694

    I saw such a CT scan on a patient. She had a slight shunt dysfunction and had a bit headache, her CT scan was even more extreme than this one, but she was a former bank employee. The brain is extremely interesting, while people have a normal live with such an extreme hydrocephalus, other patients suffer from brain tumors smaller than 1 cm.

    • @TehBlob229
      @TehBlob229 2 роки тому +13

      For what it's worth, essentially all of the images shown in this video are MRIs.
      But yes, obviously you can see hydrocephalus on CT, and it can be quite profound in shunt dysfunction.

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 2 роки тому +14

      Isn't it because people have hydrocephalus since they're children and their brain is more flexible while brain tumors usually appear in older patients?

    • @Darkest_matter
      @Darkest_matter 2 роки тому +2

      Miracles happen all around us, yet people still disbelieve.

    • @jonhall2274
      @jonhall2274 2 роки тому +15

      @@jakobinobles3263 everything is a "miracle" to religious cult zealots when they spin it hard enough. That's literally the foundation of their faith. 🤷‍♂️

    • @googlefaps5883
      @googlefaps5883 2 роки тому +1

      @@Darkest_matter lol it ain’t a miracle.

  • @bulatog380
    @bulatog380 28 днів тому

    Yet he has a happy, functioning family.

  • @VogelinoYEET
    @VogelinoYEET 8 місяців тому

    Bro that Skeleton, i can't hold my laugh 💀

  • @VirtualOvertime
    @VirtualOvertime 2 роки тому +4334

    “This man takes brainless to a whole other level”
    His forehead: am I a joke to you?

    • @Kinsky_isbored
      @Kinsky_isbored 2 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @flyingpigmonkey1
      @flyingpigmonkey1 2 роки тому +78

      That's a fivehead if ever there was one.

    • @itsshadow6173
      @itsshadow6173 2 роки тому +7

      @@flyingpigmonkey1 lmaoooooooo 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @gongerman9754
      @gongerman9754 2 роки тому +7

      @@flyingpigmonkey1 nah bro that’s a sixhead

    • @mrproplayer7687
      @mrproplayer7687 2 роки тому +14

      He is literally Megamind

  • @ClearlyNOTaFedandNOTatiktoker
    @ClearlyNOTaFedandNOTatiktoker 2 роки тому +497

    Imagine getting the news from the doctor like:
    "Hey doc is my brain ok i wanna know"
    "70% of your brain is gone"

    • @derbs757
      @derbs757 2 роки тому +5

      70 likes, ironic

    • @duckmeat4674
      @duckmeat4674 2 роки тому +6

      "Let's make it 69%, I can afford a few more IQ points to lose"

    • @thelastmlg2699
      @thelastmlg2699 2 роки тому

      @@duckmeat4674 you'd gain since the percentage is what you lost in brain

    • @martynas1819
      @martynas1819 2 роки тому +7

      @@duckmeat4674 you literally don’t understand how math works

    • @ClearlyNOTaFedandNOTatiktoker
      @ClearlyNOTaFedandNOTatiktoker 2 роки тому

      @@duckmeat4674 what you have said was confusing

  • @VyanX_
    @VyanX_ Місяць тому

    Bro took brain rot to a whole new level

  • @haileytoursandtravel9372
    @haileytoursandtravel9372 Місяць тому

    "What if zombies were thirsty?"
    This guy:
    I'll answer you:)

  • @Staeve64
    @Staeve64 2 роки тому +306

    “The man with no brain”
    *”the smallest brain ever”*

  • @weenisbuttacis7627
    @weenisbuttacis7627 2 роки тому +727

    "you might be a little braindead"
    me at mcdonalds: how many chicken nuggets are in the 20pc mcuggets?

    • @MidniteSpectre
      @MidniteSpectre 2 роки тому +77

      I sell donuts. This is a real conversation that has happened three times, with three different people.
      Customer: How much is a dozen donuts?
      Me: 6 dollars, sir.
      Customer: How many pieces of donuts is that?
      Me, on autopilot: A dozen, sir.

    • @Dankydankdanked
      @Dankydankdanked 2 роки тому +15

      Just got to count them out sometimes because of trust issues

    • @nehankaranch2149
      @nehankaranch2149 2 роки тому +17

      mcdonalds once gave me 2 nuggets in their box of 20 nuggets

    • @WhiteWolfos
      @WhiteWolfos 2 роки тому +4

      @@MidniteSpectre customer is on auto pilot too 😆

    • @Jacob_Overby
      @Jacob_Overby 2 роки тому +4

      @@MidniteSpectre A dozen.. damn that's too many how about a dozen

  • @PixelatedChatter
    @PixelatedChatter 3 місяці тому

    If you're ever told you're brainless, remember this man

  • @beanman9760
    @beanman9760 Місяць тому

    Looks like a new world record to my books

  • @AyoWolfie
    @AyoWolfie 2 роки тому +1232

    I love how he says small brained and then shows us a picture of someone with a huge head.

    • @ye9803
      @ye9803 2 роки тому +123

      cause thats the guy with the small brain

    • @user-wt5vo3xh7d
      @user-wt5vo3xh7d 2 роки тому +103

      its all water

    • @michaplucinski142
      @michaplucinski142 2 роки тому +2

      xDD

    • @doomenjoyer8815
      @doomenjoyer8815 2 роки тому +23

      Bro that’s literally the guy in the video

    • @aquabluerose7734
      @aquabluerose7734 2 роки тому

      His brain is basically hollow and full of water, that's why he can have a big head and small brain at the same time

  • @henrystickmin9203
    @henrystickmin9203 Рік тому +286

    “This guy has almost no brain”
    How my parents describe me

  • @AdamXDD777
    @AdamXDD777 2 місяці тому

    bro is literally the equivalent of "i may not havr a brain gentlemen, but i have an idea"

  • @matcha_eats_drywall
    @matcha_eats_drywall Місяць тому

    bro: I'mma get a hundred on the test
    bro in question:

  • @rainuh5514
    @rainuh5514 2 роки тому +247

    Me: “hey, my toe kinda hurts”
    Doctor: “you’re going blind”

    • @mirmirone4248
      @mirmirone4248 Рік тому +1

      Me: "struh adnik eot ym ,yeh"
      Doctor: "dnilb gniog er'uoy"
      (*Tip: Read from right to left, instead of reading left to right*)

  • @nveratz
    @nveratz Рік тому +578

    Me personally I have hydrocephalus and hearing that he lives a good life is just heartwarming :)

    • @naturalnashuan
      @naturalnashuan Рік тому +106

      I lost at least 50 percent of my brain mass to a severe injury. Mostly the higher-functions cerebral cortex. I'm not as severe as this man (I hope). I manage to pass for normal and I still have the same total IQ as before the injury. I push my brain harder than is comfortable and I'm still recovering significantly after 25 years. You can build your brain abilities, if you already had them, with pushing yourself. The more you learn and experience new things, the more your neurons connect to each other and build up systems. That gives you "spare" networks for when you lose some. Good luck and work hard!

    • @nveratz
      @nveratz Рік тому +23

      @@naturalnashuanI wish you happy holidays hearing other people’s stories is amazing 😁🎄✨

    • @Kang8925
      @Kang8925 Рік тому

      heart is a blood vessel lmfao.

    • @aboutanything8186
      @aboutanything8186 Рік тому

      so, how big is your brain? really.

    • @nveratz
      @nveratz Рік тому +5

      @@aboutanything8186well I’m a teen and so it caused head enlargement I do believe it’s bigger than it’s used to but its fluid is being controlled by my VP shunt

  • @sarwarammar1733
    @sarwarammar1733 10 місяців тому +1

    This man took loop to another level

  • @Ryanaiguy1234
    @Ryanaiguy1234 День тому

    Bro has a little brain but smarter than me💀

  • @ze_buceta
    @ze_buceta 2 роки тому +461

    "this guy has the smallest brain ever"
    Me: *laughs in genshin impact*

  • @alexanderbuchler4048
    @alexanderbuchler4048 Рік тому +576

    bro has the brainless rizz 💀

  • @Pgunder13please
    @Pgunder13please 9 днів тому +1

    Me in exams:

  • @BBASS23
    @BBASS23 10 місяців тому +1

    at least he had a cute smile

  • @user-ks9fv9kl3h
    @user-ks9fv9kl3h Рік тому +820

    "You might be a little brain dead"
    Bro you didn't have to do me like that💀

    • @Dreidelium
      @Dreidelium Рік тому +15

      You didnt have to cut me off

    • @DestroyerOfOgis
      @DestroyerOfOgis Рік тому +4

      @@Dreidelium I WAS LITERALLY SINGING THAT-

  • @mustashioman2160
    @mustashioman2160 Рік тому +474

    Bro is the real life Homer Simpson 💀

  • @indiomoustafa2047
    @indiomoustafa2047 Місяць тому

    I mean I thought it was common knowledge that having no brain was a requirement for happiness.

  • @Awaken_boi
    @Awaken_boi 3 місяці тому

    "Doctor, my brain is growing and it hurts"
    "Are you Albert Einstein?"

  • @greenmind3488
    @greenmind3488 Рік тому +408

    The human body is wild with what it can adapt to. This is definitely one of the more extreme stories I've heard in a bit tho

    • @mepopohon9646
      @mepopohon9646 Рік тому +2

      ye

    • @JOVAHK11N
      @JOVAHK11N Рік тому +20

      It's misleading, you can't see the brain because there is fluid pressing on the surface which shows as black in the scan, the brain is still there however.

    • @robertdevito5001
      @robertdevito5001 Рік тому +6

      Watch some chubby emu videos to see how sometimes the human body is either immortal or just looking for the first excuse it can find to shut off

    • @jmdenison
      @jmdenison Рік тому

      There are plenty of other stories where human beings are walking around with only 10% brain matter and yet they do better than this man. They're IQs are either normal or slightly above normal. We really don't know that much about the human body especially the brain and of course we know almost nothing about how spirit interacts with the brain That's a whole other issue

    • @dud3655
      @dud3655 Рік тому

      ​@@robertdevito5001 Humans will survive nuclear war(and we will, there really isn't a way to kill all humans without altering the entirety of earth so drastically you cause a total mass extinction as severe as what happened to the dinosaurs.) but can't handle a set of stairs.

  • @RicoJc12
    @RicoJc12 11 місяців тому +1

    As a person with siblings, I can confirm that they still posses a *smaller brain* 😊

  • @XDX13
    @XDX13 2 роки тому +3452

    “This guy has the smallest brain ever”
    Allow me to introduce myself
    edit: and everyone else in the replies

  • @F0RLORN
    @F0RLORN 2 роки тому +176

    "It's a no-brainer."
    This guy: okay...

  • @siraj_a.r.411
    @siraj_a.r.411 11 місяців тому +1

    That's great. At least he has more brain than Twitter users

  • @pragatisharma5525
    @pragatisharma5525 10 місяців тому +1

    That 'you might be a little brain dead' in the end.😮‍💨

  • @ArielEarthyorder
    @ArielEarthyorder Рік тому +1135

    My sister had this same thing happen to her. My sister had even bigger ventricles and we still have the scans. The reason why my sister had it happen was because the doctors were ignoring us when we were asking for help, and it turns out the shunt malfunctioned. We were able to settle for a couple million of dollars, but my sister can't do anything at all. Can't talk, eat, communicate in any way, etc. Seeing someone else having the same thing makes me kinda sad her fate wasn't different. Maybe this happened over time. For my sister, it happened over a couple of hours.

    • @Caleb-Reid
      @Caleb-Reid Рік тому +131

      I'm so sorry to hear that. That's awful

    • @wilburdemitel8468
      @wilburdemitel8468 Рік тому +55

      a couple million dollars?

    • @davesmilingcoyote
      @davesmilingcoyote Рік тому +13

      I’m so sorry!

    • @Blaze_1379
      @Blaze_1379 Рік тому +1

      american healthcare at its finest (jokes aside you and your sister should move somewhere else and maybe she can get help)

    • @mrboon2590
      @mrboon2590 Рік тому +127

      ​@@Starae336 🗿