Topic ideas: - biggest turn-offs and turn-ons - biggest misconception about you - best concert you've ever been at (or who are you dying to see live) - idols/celebrity crushes growing up - what character traits do you hate most - pet peeves - weird habits - how would you like to die (beside in your sleep)? Would you like to know the date of your death? - if you could have only one kind of savoury dish, one dessert and one drink for the rest of your life, what would it be? - movie everyone loves, but you hate - movie everyone hates, but you love
Some kid that went to my middle school took an air gun to his high school and started waving it around and then tried to say the school was in the wrong for having the cops come slam his ass
Usually when people refer to something that happened back in highschool it's only a few years ago. Dooo mentions highschool, but he graduated nearly 10 years ago... Dooo, you'll get that Arby's sandwich someday!
@@somebodyyouknow_216 yes you may. It was canceled because I met the girl at bandcamp then we started dating long distance and we planned for it to happen at band camp the next year. Yeah corona wasn't about to let that happen.
In elementary school during lunch, this kid and I were having an argument and he got mad, went under the lunch table and grabbed and punched my crotch. This kid the same day went under my stall while i was taking a dump and apologized for what he did at lunch
i need a mcnasty's ibanez, i need dooo to play it, soup to sign it, and matt to yell at it. then i need it sent to me so i can hang it in my studio in a glass case
They answered the virgin thing back in the "mcnasty's strange virginity loss story" episode. He never really had the opportunity/desire to pursue it. It's never been a priority for him.
So when I was playing paintball recently, my friend got a brand new gun that shoots really fast, so when I rushed his spawn I got shot on the tip of my pecker at least 5 times and now I have a purple headed yogurt slinger
In elementary when we were eating lunch in the cafeteria, this dude would walk near the trash can look around to see if anyone was watching and pick up food of the floor and eat it. And one day he saw me and my friend caught him do it and we called him out and he looked at my friend and SPAT it in his face and ran. 😂😂😂
Ngl literally every person on the podcast except grizzy told a full story they've already told on the podcast. Had to look down at my phone to make sure I wasn't listening to a previous one😂
I'm a senior in high school and we 're deciding about what are graduation is gonna be and I was wondering what song would you want us to play for our class and what should my senior quote be? Also what was your graduation like? Was it cool or did something go wrong and screwed it up?
As a Mormon, I thought that joke was hilarious, but also, a time to educate: Mormons did it for a couple years during the Oregon trail, it's the FLDS an unofficial offshoot of mormonism that still practices it
@@silverrey7379 its funny cuz those guys who made that documentary were proven wrong and im pretty sure they had to drop all of their charges cuz they were lying hard as hell
Have y'all, specifically Soup, seen the new Lego Mario sets where they have so many different mario version and sets where they are actually like the levels. Its so cool
Hey guys! I got a story. When I was 13, I had a job at my local university. I went to the bathroom during my break and 2 guys walked in listening to Drake. One walked into the stall next to me and the other washed their hands. The guy washing his hands said “Yo, look at this hot vid of Drake!” Then the guy unlocks the stall and they start beating off to the video. I thought this wasn’t real until I heard one of them say, “ Dang it bro, it won’t come out!” . Then one walks out and said “I’ll see you in the closet”. I was so scared that didn’t leave the stall for 15 more minutes. Hope you enjoyed my funny yet scarring story. 👋🏻
Heres a story from when i was younger. When i was 5 i went to visit some family in mexico. We had landed in and needed to rent a car to get to them. Particularly were they lived was in the country full of hills and pastures filled with cows. We drove through the country but with most long drives we needed to stop. We went to a rest stop next to a farm and used the restroom. We all got in the car and were about to go when a cow and a farmer walked passed. Our windows were down when 1000 flies when through the window. We drove trying to hit the flies out of the car while we were driving but it was pure panic. Flies were landing and shitting everywere. My sister was asleep with flies all over her face. I was trying to hit them off while everyone was screaming and my brother started crying because they were on his eyes and in his nose. Eventually we got them out after 45 minutes but during that time we were crying yelling while flies landed on our face and shitting everywere.
question: how does one get along with their sibling? one time my sister and i were playing then i accidentally cut the cheese on her face. im not sure how to apologize
Coronado bridge is a terrifying bridge. 200ft above water is a huge understatement. That bridge moves if it’s windy. It’s like 1600 feet above the water
Shout out Crazy Frog for the intro
frog
Freg
frog
frog
Frog
Podcast with Carson: tame and regular
Podcast with Grizzy: SPED class
It's already sped class
Podcast with Grizzy: Auditorium full of sped students
What is sped
@@alexprobst1231 special ed
more like a normal night in most discord channels
Topic ideas:
- biggest turn-offs and turn-ons
- biggest misconception about you
- best concert you've ever been at (or who are you dying to see live)
- idols/celebrity crushes growing up
- what character traits do you hate most
- pet peeves
- weird habits
- how would you like to die (beside in your sleep)? Would you like to know the date of your death?
- if you could have only one kind of savoury dish, one dessert and one drink for the rest of your life, what would it be?
- movie everyone loves, but you hate
- movie everyone hates, but you love
Dude those are some ideas
You forgot one
What animal do you wanna be?
They need to see this
These are lame lol
@@deathlaham what animal do you wanna be?
Siri said in portuguese "welcome back to the goons podcast and E A T M Y A S S
Wait really?
@@justincrowell4089 yup, she said it loud and clear
Hahahahha
i was NOT expecting that.
As a fellow Hu3 BR a.k.a brazilian, I can atest that Siri said it HAHAHAH
I wanna hear Blarg say, "Don't mess with The Goonies Looney Tooney's!" Then hear Soup do a pirate ARGH!
*insert Captain America*
"I Understood that reference"
Hey you guys
Grizzy: * exists on goons podcast *
Me: *MMMMM GRIZZEHHHH*
Black fella is back
Dj black fella
Guess WHO'S BACK,BACK AGAIN?the black dude
@@oo-uu9ez wtf
@@oo-uu9ez I WAS SINGING THAT!!!!! LMAO
Hey there black fella!
Topic: if you guys could make a custom/signature guitar what would it be and dooo when is your coming out
I liked this comment
@@korupt7893 Thanks! Hopefully they will see it and maybe even do it!
The cumtar
To add onto that, if they as a podcast could do a signature instrument, it’d be a shitar; either a poop guitar or poop sitar.
Very good topic!
Some kid that went to my middle school took an air gun to his high school and started waving it around and then tried to say the school was in the wrong for having the cops come slam his ass
Should have tased him
"come slam his ass" so he got his holes resized?!
@@oo-uu9ez dem cops from Alabama.
@Dallas Let me guess.....it was Hoxton
Cool
Usually when people refer to something that happened back in highschool it's only a few years ago. Dooo mentions highschool, but he graduated nearly 10 years ago...
Dooo, you'll get that Arby's sandwich someday!
Goons Podcast 112: Dooo loses his virginity!
It will probably be uploaded in 2032
@@silverrey7379 We got a time traveler in disguise.
@@Manlikegibbon2 W-What are you talking about?
@@silverrey7379 I'm onto you
@@silverrey7379 you are sus kgb boi
Grizzy totally could’ve left with a “Happy Ending”
Nice
Nice
Nice
TOPIC FOR NEXT EPISODE: Your strangest/most awkward Christmas stories
Most awkward thanksgiving moment
Don’t mind me, I’m just here to rewatch this 12 more times while I’m doing school work. Anyone else rewatch every single podcast during zoom calls?
*cries in sophomore whos first kiss was canceled by corona*
May i ask how your first kiss was canceled
@@somebodyyouknow_216 yes you may. It was canceled because I met the girl at bandcamp then we started dating long distance and we planned for it to happen at band camp the next year. Yeah corona wasn't about to let that happen.
laughs in junior who got his first kiss during homecoming as a sophomore
@@connorross6921 are you still dating sorry if this is personal
@@somebodyyouknow_216 nah but we're still on good terms cause we're the first people who have gotten that close to each other
Petition to call dooo's brother doobro
Doobruh
DooBROTHER
Brooo
In elementary school during lunch, this kid and I were having an argument and he got mad, went under the lunch table and grabbed and punched my crotch. This kid the same day went under my stall while i was taking a dump and apologized for what he did at lunch
Interesting
Bruh moment
@@M.TTT. interesting indeed
Top 10 anime redemption arcs
No homo tho
Dooo’s, Soup’s, and Blarg’s near death stories were the same as last time😂😂😂
I know bruh, They repeat the same damn stories atleast 3 times each, But they still make this shit funny somehow
@@Captianmex1C0 true true
I love how Soup starts his stories
“So I had a ham sandwich with A LOT of mayonnaise”
i need a mcnasty's ibanez, i need dooo to play it, soup to sign it, and matt to yell at it. then i need it sent to me so i can hang it in my studio in a glass case
It hasn’t been 20 seconds and I’m all ready laughing
Same
I'm already 8 minutes in when they are talking about flurries
My friending I DO THE LISTENING!
Yes my friending you may do the listening
My friend we all do the listening my friend listen my friending
We do iiiiitttt ooohhhh
My friending do the listening to the skumbly humbly...grizzies buttcrack
My friending is good my friending frending frend fre
You guys should talk about High School memories, the earliest memory you remember, and why The Dooo is still a virgin.
They answered the virgin thing back in the "mcnasty's strange virginity loss story" episode. He never really had the opportunity/desire to pursue it. It's never been a priority for him.
@@kaeleastlord I agree with him on that. It's not the sole purpose of life or something. Happens when it does.
@@shruthimaniyodath7755 i was joking, but you know, whatever lmao
@@swedishfish8825motha fuck that wasn't even you? 😂
let me just say, there podcasts are getting me through high school and i appreciate it with every bone in my body
I love how Dooo and Soup said the same story as the earlier podcasts, and still did the same jokes without even noticing.
which ones and what timestamps?
found it lol nvm
WOOO GRIZZY BACK ON FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE SHAMELESS WOOO/ edit, im stupid he was on goons #2
um what
Shhhh some people are new here and dont remember that lol
@@inbound3730 he was on the second episode??
@@bbenzi24 the second episode of shameless/ edit nvm ur right, ill change it
@@bbenzi24 want talking about you just people overall
So when I was playing paintball recently, my friend got a brand new gun that shoots really fast, so when I rushed his spawn I got shot on the tip of my pecker at least 5 times and now I have a purple headed yogurt slinger
Holy shit. R.I.P 🙏
I'm assuming it's still purple
Dear goons,
My cactus plant is wilting.
Sincerely,
David Blaine
owned
Not even the first minute and grizzy is already wheezing..
I came to the right place.
I genuinely love so much Grizzy's laugh
"Ain't nothing 'bout me small, woman" lmao
Perfect, I just finished my geometry test, time to relive some stress
Your pfp says exactly how to relieve some
Fear Shapes
I wish that people can animate some of the gøøns podcast topics so instead of us imaging it we watch it
The best would be Blarg’s story about the guy that got karate kicked and hotdogs exploded everywhere
@@irmacsladle538 what about Dooo shitting himself on the bed?
@@silverrey7379 would also be great but we can go on with these for hours. Soup chucking his cat over a fence would be hilarious too
Imagine Gonzossm animating some of these podcasts?
bro mcnastys virginity story a whole ass hentai episode
Im from Portugal, that intro had me dying😂
Was the intro in Portuguese the same thing as the one in English?
@@kingzingbenthedog it said welcome back to the goons podcast and with my ass
@@kingzingbenthedog The intro said: "Welcome back to the goons podcast and eat my ass"
It was "Welcome back to the Goons Podcast and eat my ass"
In elementary when we were eating lunch in the cafeteria, this dude would walk near the trash can look around to see if anyone was watching and pick up food of the floor and eat it. And one day he saw me and my friend caught him do it and we called him out and he looked at my friend and SPAT it in his face and ran. 😂😂😂
I have never related to McNasty more then when he said I’m a prick and I love it.
2:05 i remember 2 years back when they made jokes about how grizzy wasnt 18. i miss the good old times...
We need Tux, Yumi, Smii7y, Puffer, and maybe the Misfits pls
A poddy with Yumi tux and smii7y would be great
Maybe racc as well
Also Ashdog, Tuxy, Pezzy, Simple and Elastic Droid
Cob
@@vulkan1797 what’s wrong with the misfits?
One question where tf is podcast number 17?
Ngl literally every person on the podcast except grizzy told a full story they've already told on the podcast. Had to look down at my phone to make sure I wasn't listening to a previous one😂
"Welcome back to the goons podcast, YEAH?"
I'm a senior in high school and we 're deciding about what are graduation is gonna be and I was wondering what song would you want us to play for our class and what should my senior quote be? Also what was your graduation like? Was it cool or did something go wrong and screwed it up?
mining away
Dancing in my room
All star and your quote should be “shrek is love shrek is life.”
I keep forgetting how young grizzy is.
Nothin like doing online school work listening to the goons podcast
'aint nothing small about me, but my sight range'
I was wondering when grizzy would be back
Topic: Can y'all give some background/context to the Mome Boys and the Jungle track y'all were on?
Oh haha yes, please.
LETS GOOOOO NEW EPISODE
203.8 cups of Mountain Dew Baja Blast is a lethal dose...
Soo there is a limit😆
Topic: The worst christmas presents you have ever recieved
They did this I think
Topic: when was the first time you found out about “sex”
Dooo: "Never"
Beer drive thru: it’s called a Brew Thru!!! They are great have them all over in Ohio
We have them in Louisiana...we call them "beer barns." We also have drive-thru daiquiri shops in Louisiana.
Popular with the furries huh
that sounds very illegal.
Here it’s called a drive n brew
As a Mormon, I thought that joke was hilarious, but also, a time to educate:
Mormons did it for a couple years during the Oregon trail, it's the FLDS an unofficial offshoot of mormonism that still practices it
Grizzy needs to join the podcast he makes it eleven times funnier
Soup translating in portuguese made me spit coffe over the keyboard Lmao
Shoutouts from Brasil!
Topic: When I was 5 I drowned a rabbit in a five gallon bucket to "see if it would swim" my dad was furious and beat my butt.
So then you made some kids your sexual outlet
@@silverrey7379 its funny cuz those guys who made that documentary were proven wrong and im pretty sure they had to drop all of their charges cuz they were lying hard as hell
@@miloshk11 probably, I'm just here for the memes
Same except I didn't get caught and i was 13
“Mormons do it”
That’s a strong assumption XD.
It’s weird how everyone thinks we’re polygamist 😂
@@cooperbrezoff7791 right?!
Pooping in the tank is called an "upper decker" lmao
Dammit beat me to it
Thanks avgn for that lesson lol
*Topic:*
*Worst movie theater experiences*
What happened to number 17?
13:49 That exact thing happened at my store I work at so it might be my store XD
Imagine having a first kiss
What's that?
Yall are serious arent u?
@@chillshawty9544 us lonely people exist and yes it’s sad
@@chillshawty9544 Correct.
I thought they were a myth
Have y'all, specifically Soup, seen the new Lego Mario sets where they have so many different mario version and sets where they are actually like the levels. Its so cool
27:15
the way matt gets increasingly concerned by how good the mountain oysters look
Everyone: ring ding ding ding ding ding
Dooo: RINGA DINGA DINGA DINGA, RINGA DINGA DING
Hey guys! I got a story. When I was 13, I had a job at my local university. I went to the bathroom during my break and 2 guys walked in listening to Drake. One walked into the stall next to me and the other washed their hands. The guy washing his hands said “Yo, look at this hot vid of Drake!” Then the guy unlocks the stall and they start beating off to the video. I thought this wasn’t real until I heard one of them say, “ Dang it bro, it won’t come out!” . Then one walks out and said “I’ll see you in the closet”. I was so scared that didn’t leave the stall for 15 more minutes. Hope you enjoyed my funny yet scarring story. 👋🏻
Should have joined them.
Yeah what Troll lord pog said
What was your wieredest relationship friend wise or girlfriend/boyfriend
This podcast?
Heres a story from when i was younger.
When i was 5 i went to visit some family in mexico. We had landed in and needed to rent a car to get to them. Particularly were they lived was in the country full of hills and pastures filled with cows. We drove through the country but with most long drives we needed to stop. We went to a rest stop next to a farm and used the restroom. We all got in the car and were about to go when a cow and a farmer walked passed. Our windows were down when 1000 flies when through the window. We drove trying to hit the flies out of the car while we were driving but it was pure panic. Flies were landing and shitting everywere. My sister was asleep with flies all over her face. I was trying to hit them off while everyone was screaming and my brother started crying because they were on his eyes and in his nose. Eventually we got them out after 45 minutes but during that time we were crying yelling while flies landed on our face and shitting everywere.
I wonder why do flies go into your nose
Listening to this shit during school is like a 50/50 death game, either I’m gonna break out laughing or look like I’m constipated trying not to laugh.
Blarg: weirdest thing ive ever eaten. A rabbit.
Me: only a rabbit? try snail and duck heart.
Excuse me I didn't get to finish the Carson one
Carson is under investigation currently fyi.
@@thearcticfox8231 ik it was a joke
@@alonsorojas2552 Lol, wasn't sure, just wanted to spread the message of Carson's fall from grace.
@@thearcticfox8231 it’s fine
Watched this next to my 100% Asian grandma lmao
How about this topic: "What job do you realistically think you'd have if not a UA-camr?"
Mcnasty: don’t work at a grocery store
Me who does: *AMEN*
It was this episode that I realized that these guys are absolute hooligans. Lol
⚠️TOPIC IDEA⚠️ what's your fetish? lmao
men
Mmmmm grizzy
@@bucky5634 lmao
Dooo anime girl voice
@@kaeleastlord he does it perfectly every single time! Why do I smell roleplay...?
(・∀・)
Topic: if you could choose who you swapped lives with someone in the group, who would you chose to swap with
Grizzy 100%
@@akhamza12 why
Canadian Conor cause it’s grizzy he got a girlfriend and ya got the n-word pass. Also dudes gotta likable personality and lots of friends
Grizzy for obvious reasons
Dooo because ffs ik they are all musicians but jesus he is a different level.
I'd love to hear your first shaving experience!!!
Grizzy makes everything better
Bro. Soup saying he likes Red literally just made my day. Holy crap
DOOM Slayer loves the goons podcast.
Lies
Top 5 bands/artist from y'all.
Also Red are a great band, the frontman has one hell of a voice
Yeah, I’ll be damned b4 I hear some shitty Jesus band. Have fun with that.
@@MaztRPwn bruh, what you doing? That comment was almost a year ago 😂
@McNasty: to answer your question; Yes, we do know there's a human under there.
music? the universe? no idea what you guys should talk about...but your strange ramblings cheer me up.
Damn where podcast #17 at, feel like I’m missing some context
I'm Portuguese and I find the intro funny.
Yup
25:40 Grizzy fat moments, you're welcome senpapi
Oooooh Grizzy-!!!!
Topic: Weirdest experiences you've guys had-?
Goons lore: grizzy telling mcnasty to get hit by a semi truck put into motion the TRX accident
That portuguese intro got me hahah
Mcnasty said grizzy was gonna be on the podcast in a stream like 2 days ago
topic: what was the origin of your sense of humor? like where do u get it from?
Topic idea
: worst injury
: worst one night experience with man or women
: best Christmas gift
Why is it when Grizzy is on it’s more chaotic?!? God damn
Stinky
When soup said "RED was there" I whispered to myself," lucky".
Real things for us to talk about
Advice or topics or some shit
question: how does one get along with their sibling? one time my sister and i were playing then i accidentally cut the cheese on her face. im not sure how to apologize
Have dooo or mcnasty every been recognized by a fan
Coronado bridge is a terrifying bridge. 200ft above water is a huge understatement. That bridge moves if it’s windy. It’s like 1600 feet above the water
"Dont laugh at me" continues to stay on the topic of furries and laugh for 8 minutes, i fucking love this podcast 😂