Alright, As a fire fighter, It's standard to have at least two trucks on scene just to be safe. Especially since some departments don't have equipment for wrecks on their engines. The three ambulances were a bit overkill, And you can never have too many cops in case the road is blocked in order to direct traffic. However, I can almost guarantee he used the jaws just for fun. We rarely use ours on wrecks because they aren't really needed unless someone is trapped or, Unlike here, We legitimately can't get the hood or trunk open. I can guarantee they probably got a new set and were dying to use them and used it as an excuse to do so. Unfortunately, I can't say it would hold up in court because there's a lot of loopholes and such that duchebags cops, FF/EMS use that think they're untouchable.
@kamj6607 Yes, But only when it's necessary. We use ours far more in training than on an actual call, I would love to use them more but I'm not gonna do it unless I absolutely have to.
Started this podcast with a nice bowl of cereal, sat down at the table, dad doing work on his computer. He could not believe what i was listening to. Safe to say he loved the accident story though.
In the small ass town I used to live in I can confirm emergency services will deploy every bored person they have for any reason... Two guys got into a fender bender outside Walmart, were kicking bits of the single broken headlight off the road. 4 fire trucks, 5 police cars, 2 ambulance
He said he waits until it's basically crowning already, you have to trust you can pucker hard enough and you should be able to start shaving that time down
I'm about to explode please upload another episode its been three weeks Im like a recovering addict I cant stop shaking and itching myself please upload another episode please please
As a trucker i can tell blarg isn't a trucker, loves is one of the nicest travel spots other then new busy bees. Bucees sucks because I can't pull in and they are always busy anyways.
As a fellow gearhead Matt's story kills me, i had a similar thing happen to my 89 scirocco Karman edition. Luckily you are ok and hopefully get another.
48:27 as someone with a bachelor’s degree in chemistry, here’s how to simply describe this scenario. As you boil the piss, you would kill off any bacteria or germs in the piss; however, you would also be boiling away any water and leaving behind salts. You could get around this by collecting the water vapor and allowing it to condensate, which would leave you with salt-free piss water.
Nothing wrong with having material stored on phone. I have ~500GB of "homework" saved up on PC. The accessibility + quality combo is what makes it so great.
I remember from my College Anatomy 2 renal/urology unit, our professor saying “under no circumstance is it beneficial to drink your urine”. The reason we pee it out in the first place is because it is the thing the body cannot absorb, so sending it through a second time would do nothing but draw more water out of your body to process it again
4:27 Ok, who whacks it on the phone at home when you’ve got access to big screens McNasty? Boujee mattress, extra chromosome keyboard and now phone jacking. That boy ain’t right. 😂
Another thing to consider about that Jaws of Life incident: When carbon fiber gets cut, it splinters into super small, super sharp shards. When we cut carbon fiber, we are covered head to toe in PPE, full leather jacket, leather chaps, a face shield, etc. So what that FF did was arguably more dangerous for him and everybody around him than just keeping that battery hooked up
39:08 It would've been funnier if that dude who feigned witness account was also a fan of the Goons. LOL. "Nope, didn't see a thing. By the way, I watch your podcasts all the time. See ya, good luck with that!"
Blarg I swear you talking about being in Tennessee and being fine just to get hit as a stop sign was way too relatable. Bro I could be goin 90 *COMFORTABLY* through NC backroads but as soon as it’s my turn to cross through a 4-way stop sign a dude runs it going 60 and only missed me by like 3 feet because I slammed on the breaks
McNasty talking about his goon sesh on the GOONs podcast is really fitting for the brand name
The first 15 minutes is actually wild asf 😂😂
Started this podcast while I was eating breakfast next to my dad. Shocking to say the least
@@bilepunch rookie mistake
@@manks5491 More like pro gamer move😎
@@bilepunchballer move tbh
On my break
That is the most Arab I have ever seen blarg dress
Blarg got GTA V trolled IRL
VDM moment
really it's his fault, she just spawned in
blarg is dressed like my mom going to church
With or without headset?
Now she has to have the headset that would be amazing to see@@senyumLebarr
@@senyumLebarrwith 15 headsets
@@end_managed_democracythe church is having the annual lan party
your mom has some drip then homie
(That lady's insurance): YOU HIT A WHAT???
I may be retarded but did Blarg mention what his car was?
What does he drive
@@lilswivelchair5858he drove a Porsche 718 Cayman spyder I think. It was on his Instagram
@@lilswivelchair5858a Porsche
@lilswivelchair5858 on his channel good enough auto he says he drives a Mercedes but that was a while age
Blarg got into a accident and showed up in full arab dad garb 😂
I thought Blarg was wearing a granny dress or smthn at first lol
Yes! I thought I was the only one who thought that lol. I had to take a double take
He's cosplaying the woman who ran into him
Or his Osama role play robe.
He's got that bbno$ drip
He looks very Oil Princey today
Blarg got that oil prince fit on rn
I thought it was a hospital gown at first lmao
Alright, As a fire fighter, It's standard to have at least two trucks on scene just to be safe. Especially since some departments don't have equipment for wrecks on their engines. The three ambulances were a bit overkill, And you can never have too many cops in case the road is blocked in order to direct traffic. However, I can almost guarantee he used the jaws just for fun. We rarely use ours on wrecks because they aren't really needed unless someone is trapped or, Unlike here, We legitimately can't get the hood or trunk open.
I can guarantee they probably got a new set and were dying to use them and used it as an excuse to do so. Unfortunately, I can't say it would hold up in court because there's a lot of loopholes and such that duchebags cops, FF/EMS use that think they're untouchable.
i would have done the same, those things are sweet
@kamj6607 Yes, But only when it's necessary. We use ours far more in training than on an actual call, I would love to use them more but I'm not gonna do it unless I absolutely have to.
@@kamj6607doing it on a Porsche for “fun” is absolute overkill. Same guys would be pissed if happened to their cars regardless of value
@ElJuk3B0X honestly you could probably buy a junkyard car for like 1 grand and mess with that instead of a supercar
@Therealmikebobaguard We do use junk cars for training, But they're usually donated and taken back when we're done.
Moon gooning starts now my friends
Agoon brother
Dude you started months ago if your a real gooner
It never stopped 😈
Do you ever tune your goon
Bet
26:20 " Blarg, OMG ITS YOU !!! We watched all your videos back at the precinct !"
Ambulance Driver: " Minecraft cars are rurnt ..."
U talkin bout the minecraft boxers joke😂
McNasty's face reveal should be him cranking it in his office. 😆
Should of had Poop Guy in place of Soup this week
Poop guy should be the official 5th goon
@@TheHumptyDumper i thought Oompa the 5th goon?
@@rayusongaming4427 of course, how could I be so stupid!?
Poopguy Yumi and oompa
What about Ethan
Blarg is looking fresh AF
Blarg should absolutely sue them for unnecessary damage to his vehicle
That police department has to have some form of contract with an insurance company to destroy a vehicle as much as possible
Why should he? He clearly says he’s not mad at the lady for the accident. He’s fine, she’s fine. Who are you to tell a guy how to go about this? Lmao
@cesj1 not the lady, the fire department
@@cesj1 Are you slow?
i swear mcnasty is getting less blurry
Thats just the tisms trying to deblur him
with the blur it also kinda looks like has no nose and just a hole there instead (like a skull)
@@AgeofJPI figured he was just rocking the Adolph ‘stache
He’s not he’s said it once in a podcast
nah he is
The mcnasty lore just keeps getting wilder
Imagine getting arrested and the police is just listening to the goons while you’re in the back.
Wait a second, I swear I just remembered a podcast where they talked about this happening.
43:45 W editor lmaooooo 😂
Started this podcast with a nice bowl of cereal, sat down at the table, dad doing work on his computer. He could not believe what i was listening to. Safe to say he loved the accident story though.
We got TheDooo throwing it back before GTA6
Dooo: it's been 30mins he's probably done *send reels*
This is my first experience with the podcast because I wanted to hear about the car crash... Gotta say, I'm impressed. Will be listening to the rest
In the small ass town I used to live in I can confirm emergency services will deploy every bored person they have for any reason... Two guys got into a fender bender outside Walmart, were kicking bits of the single broken headlight off the road. 4 fire trucks, 5 police cars, 2 ambulance
8:48 That’s DarkSydePhil. “Oh the cameras on. Cameras been on the whole time, huh? Hellooo.”
This first convo is freaking hilarious! Perfect to drink grandpa's ashes LOL
The CIA couldn't pull the info Mcnasty dropped out of me
Bro this better not be the end of goons we better get a triple upload
The first 15 mins freaky as hell 😭😭😂😂
My god i’d be so pissed off with that jaws of life thing
and the witness
Rest in peace Blarg
this airport shit just got ten times better
blargs dressed like the queen and i cant stop staring at the chest hair
Dooo: what am I supposed to JO in my bed?!?
Also Dooo: so yeah I slept on that shit stained mattress for YEARS
From a Texan, bucees is LIFE. It’s not a bathroom break it is an experience
31:59 rip BLARG’s Porsche
Blarg got on that Dj Khaled fit
I'm convinced McNasty is reducing the blur on his camera every podcast to slowly reveal his face
For this time, iam sure he has no nose whatsoever
Imo I think he looks like Wildcat
I love that McNasty is turning more visible each episode. Maybe we're getting a long-term face reveal
he already said he hasnt been lowering the opacity lol must be a placebo affect
You know he said before that it’s the same opacity every time 😅
It's literally not getting anymore or less blurred tho....
Lmao, no shot you think that😂😂🤣
He already said he's not lowering it
I tried timing my poop yesterday and hit 2 minutes and like 18 seconds. HOW DOES MCNASTY DO IT IN A MINUTE
Wait till it's literally got its turtle head ground hoggin'... use your diaphragm, achieve chi
and push like a fat f**k with the FBI at the door.
He said he waits until it's basically crowning already, you have to trust you can pucker hard enough and you should be able to start shaving that time down
@@Ungwolop-bh3qe unreal… didn’t know I’d be adding perfecting an any% glitch-less shit speed-run to the 2024 Bingo Card
@@jHammy7Welcome to the future 😎
he did it under 1 minute one time but he did a hand-wash skip though 🤣
1:20:50 bro this made me cry laughing 😭
Always a good day when the goons release a new episode
started rewatching the entire podcast, just finished Shameless #1 and got this notif YEAH BABY
I'm about to explode please upload another episode its been three weeks Im like a recovering addict I cant stop shaking and itching myself please upload another episode please please
Y'all should get the CEO of Gsupps on for an episode
1:05:12 Ironic. She quit her job wants to move to LA to start her own show🙄. She's definitely humble lol
Love it, now I have something to listen to while o sand blast paint of break calibers
Blarg over here dressed like someone i double my weed prices for
He could affort it
that's why i do it ;)
"Morally compromised sandwich" is the craziest sentence
As a trucker i can tell blarg isn't a trucker, loves is one of the nicest travel spots other then new busy bees. Bucees sucks because I can't pull in and they are always busy anyways.
McNasty is insane lol love him
14:00 Stage 4 diarrhea is a crazy fucking sentence and was way funnier than it should be 😂
As a fellow gearhead Matt's story kills me, i had a similar thing happen to my 89 scirocco Karman edition. Luckily you are ok and hopefully get another.
Soup and McNasty hate each others (CONFIRMED)
Oh boy a new podcast episode! I can’t wait to listen to this on my lunch break!
This is an INSANE first 20 minutes
WOOO MOUNTAINDOOO IS BACK BABYYYY!!!
Now 50% of the goons have been in a car crash I see an ongoing trend
Was trying to eat pancakes during those first 15 mins 😂
Blarg dressed like he’s a part of a 90s boy band
48:27 as someone with a bachelor’s degree in chemistry, here’s how to simply describe this scenario. As you boil the piss, you would kill off any bacteria or germs in the piss; however, you would also be boiling away any water and leaving behind salts. You could get around this by collecting the water vapor and allowing it to condensate, which would leave you with salt-free piss water.
19:29 Blarg looks like he just gave up lmfao 🤣😂
Fire fighters love to destroy stuff if the hoses aren't out lmao! Speedy recovery to your ride Blarg!
i like how Blarg can afford this unreasonably expensive car but somehow doesnt have a $20 dash cam
This whole beginning has me in tears and damn near rolling on the floor I’m so sad I’m so late but so happy I seen it now😭😭🤣
an hour and 24 minutes is a blessing
Kudos on the health journey blarg! Was watching some clips from a year or so ago and you're doing heaps well dude!
Blarg be lookin fresh
55:42 pull a rug pull on us, it’s just goon things.
That is actually the most I've seen of doo at once at the end. I have to remember he's not just a torso lol
I love the fact that Blarg has a SCAR rifle in the background
Nothing wrong with having material stored on phone. I have ~500GB of "homework" saved up on PC. The accessibility + quality combo is what makes it so great.
McNasty has that CaseOh build, he’s probably his brother. 😮
I remember from my College Anatomy 2 renal/urology unit, our professor saying “under no circumstance is it beneficial to drink your urine”. The reason we pee it out in the first place is because it is the thing the body cannot absorb, so sending it through a second time would do nothing but draw more water out of your body to process it again
Where podcast time where podcast time where podcast time where podcast time
I somehow burped perfectly in sync with @thedooo at 1:22:55
4:11 already off to a good start 😂😂😂
As FREAK with ADHD, I did bad in school cause I got hella bored in class.
man i cant believe they recreated blarg with ai, man i think they just need to let go
1:19:26 i think you just found the theme for your next song in an hour 😎
can't wait for Soup and Ethan to react to blag crashing.
4:27 Ok, who whacks it on the phone at home when you’ve got access to big screens McNasty? Boujee mattress, extra chromosome keyboard and now phone jacking. That boy ain’t right. 😂
God there's nothing like listening to the goons jo moments
Another thing to consider about that Jaws of Life incident: When carbon fiber gets cut, it splinters into super small, super sharp shards. When we cut carbon fiber, we are covered head to toe in PPE, full leather jacket, leather chaps, a face shield, etc. So what that FF did was arguably more dangerous for him and everybody around him than just keeping that battery hooked up
wait but a waffle can hold the syrup in the squares lmao
I love that mcnasty is slowly showing us his face
If you squint hard enough, it's not blurred at all
He already confirmed he wasnt unblurring it
Does McNasty wear glasses? One of us! One of us! One of us!
57:37 which one one of yall farted🤣
Who the fuck do you think
Love you guys thanks for making me laugh
Cant believe we lost soup to that fishing trip accident. RIP
Ok, blarg's joke about the airplane wing sauce is absolute gold
39:08 It would've been funnier if that dude who feigned witness account was also a fan of the Goons. LOL. "Nope, didn't see a thing. By the way, I watch your podcasts all the time. See ya, good luck with that!"
Literally epic gooning session
8:40 DarkSydePhil mentioned
Blarg I swear you talking about being in Tennessee and being fine just to get hit as a stop sign was way too relatable. Bro I could be goin 90 *COMFORTABLY* through NC backroads but as soon as it’s my turn to cross through a 4-way stop sign a dude runs it going 60 and only missed me by like 3 feet because I slammed on the breaks
Lesson learnt, don’t want a goons podcast episode while working out. Dropped a weight on myself laughing about men galloping the ol’ lizard.
Freaky on that soup skeleton
TheDooo getting jacmed man. Keep up the good work
18:19 that’s the exact reason why I failed all my classes did good on test did not do homework