Jim Gaffigan - Jesus - Beyond the Pale
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- Jim Gaffigan talks about Jesus and Christianity in this clip from his Comedy Central stand-up special and DVD "Beyond the Pale".
"Mr Universe" his new 75 min special is available for $5 at jimgaffigan.com
"He better not" ..... LOL!!! This guy cracks me up!!
If you are going to be offended by this type of comedy please dont watch it. It's comedy relax your ass.
How come 2000 yrs. ago God talked to us all the time and now he never does?
Thank you
+Dale Peto God didn't talk to people all the time. Where did you get that from? Even if he talked to you or me directly we would probably ignore him.
+Dale Peto - six months later reply here... but God has always talked to us and some actually listen and write things down and good stuff is still getting published. The Bible isn't the only "Word"... Now I'm going to get it from somebody! :D
"This guy's going to hell in two religions. He's practically sprinting there."
That might be one of the greatest lines in Stand up history.
For real
Oh certainly! Genius and hilarious.
I’m pretty sure Jim Gaffigan is the only comedian who heckles himself on stage.
And that he doesnt know it
Jack benny
Rodney
marc maron
Only one that does it well.
The original comment is incorrect.
almost choked on my cheeto when he did that "devil" voice XDDD
Omg! Right!?
Me too
lol i love that soft mocking voice he does to imitate the audience.
someone should make a vid of him doing that hahaha
It's interesting. He heckles himself.
He's the only comedian I know that does that. It's brilliant. You gotta love a comedian that can laugh at himself, too.
That's what initially made me listen to more of him. Brilliant stuff :)
how about someone being the person hes portraying some old crouched lady lol
Thank you so much, I needed to hear this again, today.. your alert that someone posted in a random comment that I randomly replied to,and you replied to, brought me back to this.
Soooo needed to hear Jim hey.. :) You are awesome..
He's making fun of religion without actually making fun of religion...
Religion deserves to be mocked. He’s mocking religious people, which is good too.
I'm traditionalist Catholic and if you can't laugh at this, man, you don't get it.
wauw you do not know what religion means... mr. judgmental
+Giel Huijbregts Wat
The pope just stated that Jesus sinned. He was without sin. Another Catholic priest stated that Catholics don't believe that all of the bible is true and the men that were inspired to write the bible used words like "angry" regarding a certain situation, because they couldn't think of the appropriate words to describe what was going on. Thus in the old testament God never got angry. Wow.
Presidentjh I am also catholic-I die laughing watching this
I'm a Catholic who loves catholic jokes. :-)
HE'S JUST MAKING JOKES. Calm your titties youtube.
"Well right now you're building a shed!"
/Hay-zoos/
@@MarkMcDaniel 😂😂😂 killed it with that joke! Dude was speaking Spanish throughout it.
_We had to go down to hell to get a contractor_ omg lmao 😂👏👏😂
We are currently in the middle of a contractual agreement with a contractor to replace a shed and pergola. Went 6 weeks before returning, after some prodding. Jim's reference was great.
Bro that voice for "the devil" is actually scary.
This guy is going to hell in two religions, he's practically sprinting there 😂😂😂 love this guy
+Aaron Christoffersen That's a quote from his stand up
+Aaron Christoffersen I always get a kick out of people trying to force their beliefs on others. Very entertaining.
Yup
I was born a Catholic but I have since made a full recovery and I agree with every thing Jim said .......
I cant believe that I have never listened to Jim's comedy sketches before. I have seen him on TV, but never really got the chance to follow his comedy. What a great comedian, he had me laughing my ass off.
Who is this?
*The Devil*
Seems like it!
I lost it at that one
Hahaha
Heaven has an escalator? And all this time I thought it was a stairway...
As a theology major in college I find this hilarious on so many levels. Humans take themselves WAY too seriously and mostly just need to CALM THE HELL DOWN! :) Have a nice day everyone.
-gasps- you said the H word!
all jokes aside, i completely agree :p
Yeah I agree. There's still some people with personality, but year after year I find people getting a bit serious, even when there trying to have a good time it seems their still letting off some steam. That's why beers good.
So so true.
People are the dumbest, most pathetic creature in existence.
@@fivestring65ify you realize that includes you right
I'm one of those hard core Catholics, and I find this guy hysterical and not at all blasphemous. People need to take themselves less seriously, God has a sense of humour - just look at the platypus. Heh.
Which god has a sense of humour? You mean the one who watched the homo sapien species dying before the age of 20 for 98 000 years and then "he" felt it was time to intervene 2000 years ago in the most stony part of the middle east through a carpenter? You mean that god? Yeah, that god is so fucking funny its fucking incredible!
Wtf.. God has a sense of humor? Wow. I bet you believe in angels, and that the bush family didn't make decisions based on money.
It made a clicking noise, is a mammal yet lays eggs, and sweats milk... Is it a beaver, duck, or what!?
Shenanirats try Carlin buddy
Shenanirats It lays eggs and can stab you with big venom barbs on its hind legs!
Everybody please relax, stop the preaching and hating and just have fun. Its comedy.
Agreed.
+David Evans if Jesus were alive today, he would laugh.
I'M NOT THE ONE
holy shit calm down.
I'M NOT THE ONE
XD
Is this a joke?
Freaking hilarious when he talks in the third person, and as an offended old lady, such an amazing comedic idea.
I love his old lady judgments voice
Lets wrap it up, I've got some sining to do.LOL!
As a catholic, yess, i do admit for what he says. He speaks a lot for lenient catholics. Especially eating only fish on fridays... "unless ya forget" xD
YOU'RE here???? Yep, Peter loves my stuff.
Yes i do
Priceless
I thought he said Peter lost my stuff 😆
@@KrystalLioness Me too! lol
I honestly think even Jesus would laugh at these jokes. This is hilarious
I didn't laugh at all
Wingnut Mcspazatron more like he'd be sad and shaking his head because it's true
If he were real of course
Kingleeyy There’s more historical evidence that Jesus existed than Julius Caesar.
Cylasbreakdown: clearly you know NOTHNG about Julius Caesar...and nothing about the historicity of the Jesus as portrayed in the bible, either. Even less..as there is PLENTY to know about Caesar--do you like colors? I bet you like maroon!
That face when he goes "... sure you did!" Pure gold
One of my favourite comedians by far.
I love Jim Gaffigan. His comedy is so clean and very funny. That background voice is killer.
The jokes aren't about Jesus and God. They're about us. Love it.
Jim Gaffigan is (in my opinion) the funniest clean comic I know of
Nate Barganze also a funny clean comic.
Yes Nate's really funny!
I'm a devout catholic and found this hilarious, plus every thing he mentions I so true lol
Jim Gaffigan hit the nail on the head here. As much as I love God, nothing makes me feel more uncomfortable than some stranger coming up to me and going "I'd like to talk to you about Jesus."
I'd like to talk to you about Jesus...
Yeah, I'd like you not to.
Why do you love God?
Why do you care?
SAM MASK Because he is my Eternal Father and because He loves me.
My wife is like a 'Shiite' Catholic. I'm sure everybody gets it, but growing up Catholic we REALLY get it.
Obviously never been to an Orthodox divine liturgy. Ours are like 2 hours long, they make a mass seem like a wait at McDonald's drive-thru to me lol.
Hilarious. Jims a great catholic my priest talked about him in mass today
Yeah, sure he did. Right after the burning bush story?
Right after the story where some daughters raped their dad a made an ancestor of jesus
GOD POCKET
he definitely said God pocket
Rachel Davis 2:06
Ava L h
:)
I'm a Christian and I think this is hilarious. I see nothing wrong with poking a little fun at a Bible story. "Moses I think you've been burning some bush" hahhaha
"good thing that messiah thing worked out" lol...jim is goin 2 hell
Mary: Joseph, you know how we never made love? Last night an angel visited me and now i'm pregnant.
Joseph: Jesus Christ!
Mary: Oh you already know about it...
lmaoooo
Spashaei That is also a Robin Williams bit.
Sounds like technology we use very well today in age
Are you a parrot? A parrot?
There is no need to be so disrespectful please about our Lord
funny thing is, it's true. Joseph had a dream as well where he was met by the angel Gabriel, who told him the son was to be named Emmanuel.
How in the heck can there be 527 thumbs down. This is 1 of those most talented comic I have ever heard and he doesn't even have to rely on profanity.
Some people just hate on Christians. No particular reason.
They're all going to Hell!
@@Mr.56Goldtop They're practically sprinting there!
@@johnnybelinda8539 The odds are good that they are Christians.
@@RR-mp7hw Nah. The odds are good that SOME are Christians. It sounds like you think all of them are christians. We're not all the same-
I was born a Catholic too but i have since made a full recovery..
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
G.K. Chesterton
@lucaboden i have a problem with the church deliberately fostering child molesters. Look online, I guarantee you, the churches by your house ALL did the same thing. You know this by their being shuffled around. They never do that. They stay in one parish. Unless there's a problem. Like being a child molester.
I also have a problem with their not having the same law as anyone else. Look at Our Lady of Angels fire.
#godpocket
Haha xD
GOD POCKEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!!
Godpocket. Hilarious.
This is all I've been listening to lately
I've never heard an audience laugh so frequently. Every half a second is pure gold. He's good!
I'm Catholic and I agree with the long mass, but have you gone to a baptist service? I went to a baptist wedding and it was 3 hours long because the whole time they kept shouting out and making speeches out of the blue.
that's not normal Baptist. that sounds like independent or more conservative Baptist
Johnny Skinner might have been
@David Beers oh, I see you never went to a Catholic funeral or memorial service. Boring A. F. It's like a root canal without the benefit of modern narcotics.
I counted once. 2 full hours. I could watch Titanic AND Gone with the Wind in 2 hours.
Got all copies of your stand-up vids on DVD Jim-dude.. you're the BEST and still watch a lot of them here on the youtube when I'm on the 'net.
Nice when someone can be this funny without being vile or offensive. True talent doesn't need a crutch.
“There’s too much standing involved in church”
*Says one of the most famous stand-up comedians*
I think Jesus would find humor in this guy.
He already commented and said it wasn't funny.
Too bad Jesus ain't real
@@starisesun7692 Too bad you clearly haven't done your research
Quantum 👍🏻
Ikr...I believe jesus is real and would believe jesus would enjoy this guys humor
"He did a Jesus joke and was electrocuted. It was the best show I've ever seen." LOL
He has an awesome Devil voice!
am i the only one who doesn't care what anyone else's belief's are and not wanting to get in a religious debate with someone on youtube I will never meet in my life? I guess it's my fault, as I spent a good 15 minutes reading comments instead of just clicking on another funny Jim Gaffigan video to the right
Amen and amen. I care but this is UA-cam.
Easy to get into it
"Thanks for the socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right?"😂
Part where he talks about church taking so long. I can't tell you how many times I have been to church and thought dang how long is this song lol
Just as I was starting to wonder if he was *actually* going to talk about Jesus, "Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?"
best comedy ive seen in awhile and its clean too. i am laughing for days!
Good, now I can get some sleep.
Jim's style and subject matter is timeless. Comes from a lot of prep. It's gangsta
Jim Gaffigan gangsta? That's like saying you know what you're talking about.
I need a contractor ...."I had to go down to hell and get one"
Jim practices what is called observerable comedy.Makes jokes about what he observes and experiences . Much funnier than made up jokes.
Still shamelessly ripping this man off in my daily life. No one ever seems to notice.
SV67943 Lmao i come clean about it. It’s too funny to take the credit
Probably when you do it it's not funny.😂
who is this?
THE DEVIL
+Muhannad AlMalki no its Patrick
Omg,.. Im sooo LMAOFFF!! This guy's a RIOT!! Best freak'n comedian ever!!
Where does he come up with this material from anyway,.. does he even sleep at night?!! hehehe :-D
He's the best!!!!!!!!
Okay here's my plan. Offend all religions equally then when you die, all those gods fight over which hell to send you to so they'll be too busy to send you to any of them!
Or they cut you up and send you to all of them. Who’s laughing now?
he's So GREAT! :D Saw Jim at the Hampton Beach Casino- he killed of course- and was so nice after the show~
I LIVE IN A GATED COMMUNITY! "JESUS CHRIST!" .....YO!
"Our father in heaven without the written consent of major league baseball." So hilarious.
You know he's a good comedian when he can talk about religion and no one gets offended
I can imagine Moses just going TADAAAA! with his beard flowing in the wind.
Anyone else? xD
"Pregnant? Jesus Chirst!"
"Ohh, you already know his name?"
Exactly! 69/10! XD I can now die without any regrets!
This was hilarious, and I'm a Christ follower myself.
I follow my imaginary friend too. He's not as famous tho
***** was that really necessary?
+SAM MASK Jesus existed. Doubt the magic powers, but the man himself existed. And he was a carpenter. And he advocated peace. And he was Middle-Eastern.
Dec Hardcat what makes you think he existed?
Andrew Simpson there are recordings of him in Roman writings.
his stuff is awesome😂😂
I can’t believe I just found out about this guy this year, on UA-cam! He is so funny!
Jesus had a sense of humor. He was Jewish and roamed around with an entourage seeking free meals. Jesus had to be entertaining to be fed and spread the word!
Liked at “that’s why I like to talk about JESUS”...
He is absolutely hilarious !!! One of the best in the business !
He's a catholic making fun of his own religion. A muslim would be imprisoned/executed for doing the same to his/her religion.
The Night Watcher I'm a Muslim i will laugh at Good jokes. Not poor insults though.
Only in certain countries where there is no seperation of church and government Plenty of Muslims here would laugh at themselves.
You would see the same thing if the church ran the government. During the renaissance you could be put to death by the caltholic church for blasphemy.
Not in this country. A Muslim is free to have fun around here if they choose.
This dude is too funny! I Would love to see him in concert! I Listen to him on pandora!!
Hah, there are actually people offended in the comment section?
Christ do any of you actually watch standup? Gaffigan has to be the second or third cleanest comedian I can think of.
Jim Gaffigan should do a show where the premise is a news channel and everytime theres a scripted news story Jim would just play the different people who are interviewed live at the scene. It'd be perfect for him
This is hilarious, cannot even get offended
If you are too stupid to realize that these are jokes then do not comment on the video. Thank you, Sincerely Common Sense
Thank you, Thomas Paine. By the way I meant that with the utmost respect.
Because he wrote Commen Sense
I'll comment whenever I want, thank ya.
"Are the gates necessary?"-😂😄 temptation story...priceless!🎯
What a hilarious comedian! Love this guy.
"You’re here? Yeah, Peter loves my stuff" 😂😂🤣🤣
Omg omg omg I love this guy he makes me ache so much from laughing ❤️❤️❤️
That was a good impression of the Pope!
Jim you truly have one of the most unique comedic styles I’ve ever seen. I absolutely love it ❤️🤘🏻💯
My grandmom is like SUPER catholic and she thinks he’s the funniest guy. I think he’s the best, ❤️ u Gaffigan
Joseph?
Yeah?
You know how we've never made love?
YEAH?!
Yeah um, anyway, uhhh
*hysterical laughter in the background*
Lmao that part always gets me.
That laughter in the back is the best part.
Bluesummers That second “Yeah” from Joesph was a priceless delivery by Jim. I think that’s exactly what my response would be in his case.
That last one about the burning bush is hilarious.
Non denominational Christian here. He's hilarious!!!!! Love Jim!
The contractor bit is my favorite :)
He is his own heckler.
I'm a pretty devout Catholic and I think this is hilarious, so y'all can be quiet and get a sense of humor
His imitations of the audience’s thoughts are hilarious!
Had to go to Hell to find a contractor lol! And a lawyer, and a banker, and a used car salesman, and a politician , and .....
The name of Jesus, makes everyone evaluate themselves and they dont like it. Power in the name of Jesus. My savior.
"they wouldn't say agua"