I guess the Belgians found Wakanda in the middle of the Congo. Vibranium, the most versatile metal in the world. and they used it to make a waffle iron.
As a Belgian I can confirm we do indeed tap into a different plane of existence and stare into the abyss, the reason Belgium is so small is because we have an infinite universe to our disposal, the Belgium you know is only a way for us to control this world too. [this is highly classified information so keep shit or else *teleports behind you* you’ll know what eternal pain feels like]
"Belgians can tap into a separate plain of existence and summon a magical army" *German in the background getting upset due to his nation no longer being the best*
I thought this is a channel about historical games. But then you started talking about this "Belgium"... No idea where you even got that word from. Guess I have to unsubscribe.
Being Belgian I can affirm: Belgium is not a real country. Also, we cannot allow you to survive knowing about the Great Chocolate Planes unless you bow to our lord and savior, Manneke Pis.
Yes, and all praise our great prime minister, Hercule Poirot, the waffle king. He lost his job of detective after Kuifje beat him by making the best fries with mayonnaise ever. So then he ran for prime minister, (after the government was down for 2 years, as happens every 2 years in Belgium), and won His slogan? Waffles for everyone! We have officially replaced the euro with waffles now, forming the first true waffle based economy.
This is very big brain but watch out manneke pis' special attact is very affective it gives the child a boner and it start peeing a combination of jupiler and leffe
I fell asleep while having your calm relaxing videos on autoplay. Then this video came. I almost crapped my self when i woke up to the "look into the abyss" part. Dudeeee wtf
What the hell that map at the start of the video has London in Scotland, Copenhagen in Sweden, Bulgaria in Romania, Vienna in Czechia, Poland in Belarus, and France in Germany. Oh and Monaco in Andorra and the worst part is Oslo is in Bulgaria
What the actual fuck was that map in the intro. like 4 countries are labeled wrong, several capitals were moved around, and Brits and French were ALMOST getting along. Absolute chaos.
Is nobody going to talk about the 'map' in the beginning? Like why is Oslo (Norwegian capital) in Bulgaria and uhhhhhjjhjhhhh. London is in *Scotland* haha hahahjaahhahahahahahahaha
Well the reason belgium was a strong coutry was, and is, the economy. The military is currently a flop but from 2020 the money to defence will greatlty increase (from 0,2% of tax money to 2%). We have great allies as well, the EU, the US, Canada. But the main cause of our power is of course... *Waffles*
The only unrealistic thing here is Belgium attacking anyone, as it’s quite literally in our constitution that we need to remain neutral unless attacked.
As a belgian i approve of these strats we didn't use this irl cus we couldn't be bothered at that point we only wanted to chop of some more hands in the congo
So you're telling me that the rest of the world doesn't stare into the abyss in their spare time, like us Belgians do? What else could you possibly do with your spare time?!?! I mean it's kind of a morning ritual kind of thing really... - wake up - brush your teeth and take a shower - stare into the abyss - have breakfast
Dude, you're mixing up the Balkans and The Baltic. The baltics are the countries south of Finland, the balkans are the ones around the black sea/mediterranean.
0:00 It says "France" on Germany, "Bulgaria" on Romania and "Sweden" on Denmark?! And "Poland" on Belorussia but who would notice Poland they don't exist in 1941 start date.
![Italy + France = Italian-Franco Union! | Hearts of Iron 4 [HOI4]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vPtZu14uqEQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Who knew there were just 42 million men and 2400000 planes just sitting there in the middle of the congo
Even better is when you pull 1,8 million superheavy tank destroyers out of Luxembourg.
I guess the Belgians found Wakanda in the middle of the Congo.
Vibranium, the most versatile metal in the world. and they used it to make a waffle iron.
Most rational thing to do with it honestly, waffle irons are expensive man if I could buy a waffle iron for $2.50 id have 6
This is the secret army of our old king, Leopold III
This wouldn't have worked in real life because the congolese couldn't fly planes with one hand.
0:17 wtf with this map ??
About everything in this map is wrong !
Maxime Daniel I was going to comment the same thing *.*
Its a joke quite a funny one
r/wooosh
It's crazy it can go unnoticed, thanks for pointing it out! :D
r/wooosh
as a belgian myself i can agree with the abyss staring
is it really only us belgian that does that? Its just so relaxing! well more staring for us i guess, yay!
I didn't know I had something in common with Belgians
it's hard to imagine that they don't do that anywhere else, it's so common around here in belgium.
Definitely a Belgian thing! That makes 4 confirmations! Since it's weekend back to the abyss I go, waiting for it to stare back!
Wait... Other countries don't stare into the abyss to pass time? Damn they must have boring lives then...
Title: Why belgium is OP
Thumbnail country: United States of America
Woman: Merkel (german)
**CONFUSED SCREAMING**
Sometimes when you stare into the abyss, a Belgian stares back at you.
Yes i saw you yesterday didnt I ? You dirty old men
Andrew Fairbanks there are actually no Belgian’s but flamings and walen
But does the abyss its self stare back?
@@loganhawkes9521 When you whisper to the void, does the void whisper back? No? Me neither.
@@wireshock4633 I whisper back sometimes.
Should have made a force of planes and called it the luftwaffle
Came here to say this. Wise men think alike!
We are in belgium not germany in belgium it would be the luchtwaffel
@@thomasthys5016 wrong
@@jeppejeppenej Do you know what the second half of that old saying is?
"Belgium"? Isn't that some kind of German speed bump?
In German the word for speed bump is Belgium
And in belgium the word for forever loser is germany
Masterjerelk isn't it France?
Well: in World War I, it probably meant more something like: "Give up already! ... Whaddo you mean; no?"
Greeting from Belgium.
The Mighty Memester nah, that's France. I'm pretty sure Belgium slowed the Germans all of one day.
Imagine having this large piece of the world without a government.
Hahahaha technically if belgium would do what it says it is democratie then we would VLAAMS BELANG
Democraticly elected supreme leader of the people XD.
North Korea?
@@jessierude9208 eleven year old?
Yes！Democraticly elected who love waffels？100％ yes 0％no oke now we are the leaders of the EU the Supream leaders. Uhh what？
False! We Belgians don’t stare into the abyss, WE ARE THE ABYSS.
Can confirm
Nederlands: u hebt mijn dag gemaakt /
français: tu as fait ma journée /Deutsch: Du hast meinen Tag gemacht
The abyss of the netherlands that the forgot to fill xd
I’m just a waffle
That's true
As a Belgian, i can confirm that your vid is 100% correct
Fear me
Belgium? You mean that French and Dutch one night stand?
You must be talking about north and south belgium right?
As another Belgian I approve.
Well im dutch so does this mean im fucked
CynicalAutist q
I'm 3 minutes in and I haven't heard a mention of fries yet. I have now become triggered. #WaystoTriggerSomeoneFromBelgium
French fries are Belgian. There! I said it!
Yes, arevolution has to happen!!!🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪
Par contre les frites c'est français les frère, je veux bien vous accorder deux trois truc psk vous me faites pitié mais faut pas abuser
@@gink456 Inventée par un français oui, mais vachement maîtrisées par les Belges*
À part dans le nord à la frontière Belge, les frites sont immondes
@@gink456 baguette baguette im belgian (dutch) but i understood what you said i think but shut the fuck up you are wrong french fries are belgian
imagene that you're an enemy pilot you just see belgian byplanes blotout the sun
Intensify forward firepower!!
forgot about AA
James Gray to late (10 billion kamikaze happens)
Jokes on you want ik ben een Nederlander.
dus hou jij je mond maar en breng je haat ergens anders naar toe.
The Spiffing Brit I like the Spartan reference there
As a Belgian I can confirm we do indeed tap into a different plane of existence and stare into the abyss, the reason Belgium is so small is because we have an infinite universe to our disposal, the Belgium you know is only a way for us to control this world too. [this is highly classified information so keep shit or else *teleports behind you* you’ll know what eternal pain feels like]
This comment is so belgic xD haha i have a frend who Talks like this.... Hahahah 😂😂 no Offens
What's this "Belgium" you talk about? All I see is barren wasteland. Is this that new fallout mod?
Philbo Swaggins careful he'll send millions of waffles I mean belgians to your house
It's the capital of France.
The alliance of waffle and fries will find you.... BE WORRIED OF THE MIGHTY VOID!
Philbo Swaggins I think he’s talking about southern Netherlands
I think he is talking about Hitler science project 9
Watching this years later, seeing Spiff's evolution is amazing. Not one mention of tea!
I find it ironic that belgium is the controller of spain.
MrZergswarm hahahahaha I get it!
REVENGE
Ye those spanish assholes deserve that REVENGE!!!
MrZergswarm they did it to you guys, you guys do it to them
When Canadian syrup is vital to your waffle supply lines!
HAHAHA, your syrup is nothing but a mere supplement. Chocolate is far more powerful to subdue enemy nations.
Our dissapointment in Canadian syrup is why we went relentless on the Congo
Belgium? Sounds about as real as Finland.
Don't dare forget the primary belligerent of the Finno-Korean Hyper war
Oh, now I remember Belgium aka Nova Suomi was destroyed by the Hwan along with Finland at the end of the Hyperwar.
The Spiffing Brit Belgium is not real. Just ask r/belgiumconspiracy.
In reallity, we are the one that won the hyperwar. Don t trust the lichtenchtein.
The Spiffing Brit not anymore when I'm threw with it
Stare long enough into the Abyss, and eventually youll find a Belgian gazing back
The untold story of how Belgium stopped the German blitzkrieg
Dang, this is some vintage Spiff.
"Belgians can tap into a separate plain of existence and summon a magical army"
*German in the background getting upset due to his nation no longer being the best*
"You want to make sure you don't finish early on step 69."
I thought this is a channel about historical games. But then you started talking about this "Belgium"...
No idea where you even got that word from. Guess I have to unsubscribe.
You probably wrote that Wikipedia article yourself, but I won't fall for your tricks that easily!
It takes bravery to admit to the truth. Guess I will stay subscribed after all
I guess i live nowhere now
Masterjerelk you are living in dlc empire
Kreenetic nooooooooo I don’t care pay me now.
I am legitly shedding a tear of Joy :')
Thank you Spif :P
Best map ever .
Iron guard transylvania is hungary
Wrong. Transylvania is rightful bulgarian land, can't you see?
Alexandru Chiriță I was about to invade Poland in Belarus but this one nameless baltic country keeps kicking my ass
Wait.. that's not France.. London what are you... what the.. this map is... hang on.. WHAT THE HELL OSLO!?
Just came back from vienna, czech republic
I want to see a guide for france where he immediatley takes britian, sacrifices france, and proceeds to play as if he were britian all along
Being Belgian I can affirm: Belgium is not a real country.
Also, we cannot allow you to survive knowing about the Great Chocolate Planes unless you bow to our lord and savior, Manneke Pis.
coconutcore They must also bring offerings to our demonic overlord, the atomium.
Yes, and all praise our great prime minister, Hercule Poirot, the waffle king.
He lost his job of detective after Kuifje beat him by making the best fries with mayonnaise ever.
So then he ran for prime minister, (after the government was down for 2 years, as happens every 2 years in Belgium), and won
His slogan? Waffles for everyone! We have officially replaced the euro with waffles now, forming the first true waffle based economy.
And may the smurfs from beyond the plane be our guardians and our slaves
All heil manneke pis!!
This is very big brain but watch out manneke pis' special attact is very affective it gives the child a boner and it start peeing a combination of jupiler and leffe
You didn't get a very big name for the great land of Belgium. Looking at that map, Soviet Union had a much bigger name.
The map is so accurate it hurts
Ah yes, as a Belgian I like watching into the endless abyss after work, such a great family activity.
Switching Vienna and Prague on the map hurt my soul a bit.
It's the same really
Well Prague is like a smaller Vienna, guess Habsburg architecture is similar
Kreenetic Oslo is in Bulgaria, and London is in Edinburgh
They also switched copenhagen and stockholm
Kreenetic calling Germany France hurt me
As a Belgian, I cannot get over the massive headache it would cause us to govern this monstrosity you've created! Keep up the awesome work Spiffy!
Ahh yes, the London we know and love...
In southern Scotland
Thanks for the support Spiff, greetings from Belgium!!!
I heard they kinda fixed this exploit in 1.5. So use this exploit while you can!
Yeah, now you can't start a lend lease until 50% world tension or until the country you're leasing to is at war :(
7:32 So Belgians stare into the epic Bleach soundstrack? I knew they were great guys.
P'Pen Mu'Dera' thanks, that helped me figure out where I heard it before and find it again
@@jlaw131985 what is that song?
Thanks 😁
Yes
Oh no the difficult decision is: "Do I take tea or coffee with my waffle?"
I fell asleep while having your calm relaxing videos on autoplay. Then this video came. I almost crapped my self when i woke up to the "look into the abyss" part. Dudeeee wtf
ISP approves
The first map is so fucked up, don't know if on purpose but it really triggered me when Stockholm was called Copenhagen.
"Large amount of enemies in the Baltic" - You mean the Balkans.
Decided to look back and find the first Spiff video I ever watched, did not dissapoint
does that manpower glitch work for other countries too?
you don'T NEED PUPPETS
I did it as Hungary. Invaded Austria.
András Fogarasi Hungary Austria
The Spiffing Brit does this work in Multiplayer pre waking the tiger?
i agree, on melenium dawn i want a OP cameroon
Been a fan of drew for a little while now and this video finaly made me subscribe and like
This is what the ideal world map looks like
I am amazed at how polished your old content is.
0:43 that picture is from teh town in Dordrecht in netherland...how do i know this? i lived theyre for 27 years!!!
Did you watch the video? It's our now 😉
@@SomeBelgianDude remember a few years back? When Belgium whas ours😉
I'm belgian and I totally agree with your strategy ! (I'm a bit late but this video made me laugh quite a bit !)
Suddenly, Luxembourg.
What the hell that map at the start of the video has London in Scotland, Copenhagen in Sweden, Bulgaria in Romania, Vienna in Czechia, Poland in Belarus, and France in Germany. Oh and Monaco in Andorra and the worst part is Oslo is in Bulgaria
Dafuk was that map.
London in scotland, France in Germany
I've only seen a few of your videos but this was really funny and fun, good job!
As as swede I got really offended by Stockholm being Copenhagen. If it was in Scania, then sure
As a jute we knew all along that Copenhagen is really Swedish.
That map at the beginning is cursed.
Prague and Vienna are switched on the map, it hurts my feelings. The other messed up names too, but I don't care about them :)
I like how you brought this out 5 days before it would stop working
not sure if u switched the baltic and the balkans on purpose or not
EvoGames Tis a meem boyo
This is fucking hilarious, as a Belgian I am laughing my ass off while I'm eating magical waffles to contact my friends in the alternate dimension
0:17 man France really has changed XD
kevin Kelb saw a map channel comment on this one. Didn’t know London was once in Scotland either.
I'm not too into Hearts of Iron 4, but I liked this video and plan to watch more. +1 sub.
WHy does The First map says that Germany is owned by france?
Do you know how to properly capitalise
shhhhh they still haven't realized we annexed them
Shit he know to much
mineben256 Vienna in Czech rep and Oslo in bulgaria, monaco in spain as well?
allasar and some over your
What the actual fuck was that map in the intro. like 4 countries are labeled wrong, several capitals were moved around, and Brits and French were ALMOST getting along. Absolute chaos.
Is nobody going to talk about the 'map' in the beginning? Like why is Oslo (Norwegian capital) in Bulgaria and uhhhhhjjhjhhhh.
London is in *Scotland* haha hahahjaahhahahahahahahaha
That's the point it's a joke
as a belgian i sincerely doubt you were able to read the waffle texts, let alone summon the magical army
What music are you playing for the 'stare into the abyss' cutaway gag?
The Spiffing Brit Hey did you modify the Belgian Abyss cutaway or did you get it from someone else ? thanks for your time enjoy your tea
Greate vid! Do more of like this!
Well the reason belgium was a strong coutry was, and is, the economy. The military is currently a flop but from 2020 the money to defence will greatlty increase (from 0,2% of tax money to 2%). We have great allies as well, the EU, the US, Canada.
But the main cause of our power is of course... *Waffles*
I thank you for your continued interest in our country :)
Belgium: Waffles and syrup.
*Canada has joined the chat.*
The only unrealistic thing here is Belgium attacking anyone, as it’s quite literally in our constitution that we need to remain neutral unless attacked.
7:34 Music?
Bleach - Invasion Main Theme
@@houstonholford8073 thx
As a belgian i approve of these strats we didn't use this irl cus we couldn't be bothered at that point we only wanted to chop of some more hands in the congo
0:16
Why is the map so screwed up
😂😂😂
What song plays when you stare into the Belgium abyss?
Exurb1a plays HoI4
So you're telling me that the rest of the world doesn't stare into the abyss in their spare time, like us Belgians do? What else could you possibly do with your spare time?!?!
I mean it's kind of a morning ritual kind of thing really...
- wake up
- brush your teeth and take a shower
- stare into the abyss
- have breakfast
Hungary's capital is Budapest not Bucharest 0:10
and Bulgaria's capital is oslo
as a Belgian and in Particular Flemish person I approve of this video, but spiff Fries are also a Belgian thing
Umm, anyone notice anything weird with the map in the first 20 seconds? No?
King Abdicate Shhh don’t question it
Welp That Was Great Vid About Belgium ps i live Gent (A city in Belgium)
I'm American, and I'm sad that Belgium is shoved around... 😭😭😭
Don't be sad, the chocolade army Will be hear soon my friend, too free us all.
Since you're an american, I have to ask you to stop saying fries are french
Thank you for putting us in the spotlight
Dude, you're mixing up the Balkans and The Baltic. The baltics are the countries south of Finland, the balkans are the ones around the black sea/mediterranean.
Did I miss it, or did Spiff drop the ball by not calling his airforce the Luftwaffle?
Why didn't I see anyone complain about the map at the start
my favorite step is an infantry charge down the middle of Italy until the of course capitulate
germany reich : anchulus time |° °|
Belguim : no this time
0:00 It says "France" on Germany, "Bulgaria" on Romania and "Sweden" on Denmark?!
And "Poland" on Belorussia but who would notice Poland they don't exist in 1941 start date.
Belgium is a city in Germany
you meant its a speed bumper at the german-french border to make sure the french dont hurt themself when retreating
Its all fake news germany is not a real Country its a fake country its treu
Actually,we got few cities from Germany after the war 😁
Haha true Gunnem😂
Hey! Not all of us stare into the abyss.
Some of us sit in the abyss and stare back.
so BLM originally meant Belgium Lives Matter
ok thats nice to know
The mass charge of the Waffles SS is really something to behold.
"Belgium lives matters."
“A rather suspicious stack of 2.4 million aeroplanes.” 😂😂
I can’t like this video enough holy shit the dead pan jokes kill me.
Pfff Belgium doesn't even exist
You mean denmark right?
@@allasar yeah that's true lol
That map in the opening, just have to say it, is beautiful.
Belgium? I thought it was southern Holland