Infantry Only In Hearts Of Iron 4 -The Soviet Strategy (HOI4 Challenge)
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- Опубліковано 10 лис 2024
- We ARE BACK! In Hearts of Iron 4 playing as the SOVIET UNION!!! With a twist, we are only allowed to use AN ENDLESS supply of infantry! Yer it is rather OP.
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5:37: Imagine all the commanders receiving their sealed orders with "TOP SECRET" in big red letters on them, and they are told not to open them until the attack. So the time comes, they all open their orders, and they just say "Go this way" with an arrow pointing towards the top
13:32 I love how China basically had a second 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms'
Izaiah Baker «IT’S LU TWO!» -A soldier
I was silently panicking every time you panned over and failed to mention that the US HAD EATEN HALF OF THE BLOODY SOVIET UNION
Ikr!! I was so confused why he didn't care about it
They are doomed to their fates in the Siberian gulags
I mean... it's just the Far Eastern and Siberian Districts.... there is nothing there, besides Jewish and Farmers.... but there are plenty of farmers at Ukraine and Jewish people wasn't exactly loved by anyone in Europe back then, so they are pretty happy now.
@@thegreatestdane8978 Exactly, I mean, no infrastructure, factories or anything really. I just draw up a front against manchokou in the start and garrison north sakhalin and vladivostok. Then I don't even pan over it the entire game(unless I have to go against japan because of all the communist china shit)
-2.1 billion planes
That means you can crash them into +2.1 billion planes and create the biggest antimatter bomb the world has ever concieved.
Like usual, soviets need to compensate for something.
@@bruhtonbruhkkinson6848 Like usual, Xapitalists still need to feel like they're better
@@frenchsoldier8485 They are though
@@thegreatestdane8978 yes...that's what capitalism means.
You... you can... you can pause the game and do all your focuses and then turn the console command off and then press play and avoid all that mess... but then that’s no fun is it?
So, just a normal soviet game?
hi
Weren’t you ice picked?
I made sure of that
F Daddy
Hey ISP
>German riech joins allies.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Riech actually means"smell" in german
There is a difference between Reich and Riech
@@GoldfishEmpire true
@@GoldfishEmpire and the 3rd reich is called Großdeuches reich
I noticed that you started out with over two billion manpower but half way through the video only had about fifty million left. Stalin would be proud.
CoMmUniSm hAs kIlLeD 1o0 mIlLIoN pEoPLe wOrlDwIdE
@@lsswappedcessna you say that like you dont belive it?
@@hjalteariahjaltalin1568 It's a meme, I do believe it. I was doing it like the spongebob meme because that particular point is a bit overused.
@@lsswappedcessna I would go as far as saying its underused and not properly understood by people, its not like communism by accident killed 100 million people, a majority was deliberate and genocide.
@@hjalteariahjaltalin1568 Fair enough. Stalin was more of an asshole than Hitler tbh. Hitler was likely mentally ill (doesn't excuse his actions but it's something to think about), but Stalin actually believed this shit was the right thing.
Then again, Churchill also had his own problems, as did FDR and Truman, but as far as everything else goes, FDR and Truman were probably among the cleanest allied leaders at the time. Well, except for the bombs, but I'm not factoring in Truman's Big Michael Bay because that's a discussion on all of its own.
As far as communism goes, how many people out of around 100 million actually starved? I've always kinda wondered that. Of course there were people who died in Gulags (which were basically concentration camps that killed through work instead of pumping large amounts of pesticide into a sealed room) and then those whose last sight was a black Volga parking in front of their house and a man in a government suit stepping out.
It took spiffing less than 5 minutes to accidentally send the entire world Into war and chaos. Just how we like it
“German reich joins allies”
Italy: Are you laughing at me or with me?
"German Reich has joined the allies"
Spiffing Brit: "Germany how have you joined the allies this actually makes no sense"
Actually, this does make perfect sense, German Nazism was carefully nurtured to combat Communism, which was pretty much what all of the allies were about, thus the creation of NATO at the end of the war.
@@biohyde6039 You are a dumbass
@@biohyde6039 No the allies were about fighting Nazis
@@mk_gamíng0609 Yeah right. That's why former SS soldiers fought in the Vietnamiese - French wars, because allies really hated nazzis. Sure. why not.
Infantry only
Soviets
I'm looking forward to this.
This is when the fun begins.
But all the infantry
G O E S T O G U L A G
"China has formed the Chinese united front, containing China and China, fighting.. China"
Chinese history in a nutshell
can say the same about medieval germany
"Ve're just Dimitris, Premier. Ve're meant to be expendable."
Stalin Spiff: "...да"
My brothers, This is beautiful.
Ah blin it's him! Give him an like or he send you to gulag.
Our brothers*
@FREE 3021 da
@@ragingbread284 , we*
Salute comrades
>declares war on everyone on 1936, yeah fair.
*complettly ignores america overrunning his east front :)
I didn’t realise until most of the way through this video that Spiff never gave his army any guns.
They were boxing through heavily armed enemy forces.
Who else took the time to get a cup of tea before watching this
me
Earl Grey, right guys?
Affirmative XD
I prefer moroccan green mint tea
a nice cuppa east frisian tea. I did not manage to finish it by the 3 minute mark however. The shame was real.
Ah the Zapp Brannigan approach of just throwing waves and waves of men to victory, good show
tfw even after your flawless victories that one cyclops still wont sleep with you
REEEEEEEEEEEE CHEATS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
Hello
It's almost like he's iSorrow
Like you've never cheated before?
@@MyUsersDark learn what a joke is
"Infantry only is OP" -Spiff
"Let me just do all the focuses at once and give myself unlimited manpower" - Also Spiff
This needs an Alternate History Hub video to explain...
This is the proof that the Britains finally gave up on their traffic problems.
Soviet field commander: "comrade stailn, the men have no guns!"
Stalin: "hmmm... they were peasants once right? Get them to use their scythes."
Scythe guns
to be fair, imagine how terrifying it would be if you had legions of farmers running at you with farming equipment and your boys as you slowly run out of ammo and they get closer and closer
Sickles, not scythes
Dam I can't watch I don't have tea
@@thespiffingbrit Drinking coffee! And obviously conspiring with some party in Boston ;)
@@thespiffingbrit When will we see a "Just tea provinces conquest in EU4"? Sorry if i haven't watched it, if it exists already.
Um. Sir I threw my tea in the Harbor.
@@greenstonerolling5163 you disgusting savage
@@thespiffingbrit Please forgive me ,im in England i dont like tea..
I lost it at 9:10 "deja-vue drift around this corner" 😂😂😂
I just ran out of tea I’m crying in my bed questioning my life
This is so sad can we have artillery only?
Japanese Mechanized Infantry...
In Finland...
As if each werent crazy enough on their own, blending them together in Finland is absolute insanity.
I do this as pretty much every country lol, a good infantry base can smash the AI even if they have tanks and air superiority.
TheSpiffingBrit: Stalin the sexy mustache man of our dreams
Hitler: excuse me wtf?
I feel like if this happened in real life, the newspaper editors and journalists would have a seizure at the sheer number of stuff happening.
Sounds like the imperial guard, we've got more men than you have bullets
"infantry only" - "i just broke the game by moving my fighters" well, karma :P
10:20
China is whole again
Then it broke again
USSR: “If we throw enough people at the bullets, eventually they’ll run out of bullets.”
@Dwarov 1 it a joke man
The stunning Spiffing Brit: starts video
Me an intellectual: General Kenobi
Basically every China playthrough that I ever do.
Its because China you have shit everything so its basically impossible to build anything but infantry rifles. Actually, you can't even really build infantry rifles lol.
How do your Chinesium guns not fall apart though?
Sorry man I had beer.......but was thinking of tea.
@Bob Bobinson actually yes......sorta, was a very large mug.
@@thespiffingbrit but spiff the mug says tea.
@@Statler116 *Turns the beer into Vodka and the mug now has a golden star on it*
You know you have broken too much the game when you read "Germany joined the allies"
Thank you for the tea, bro you know how good it is one with lemon and sugar. Thank you British Allie ❤️
So he activated all the national focus for all the countries including himself
Breaths in: okay...
Wow cool video big like i watch this vid in 2020!
the death toll summary half way thru the vid completly broke my brain lmao
"German Reich has joined the allies"
Me: *Confused American Noises*
why not have two cups of tea?
TWO-HANDED INCREASED TO 100
There's speed runs, then there's your channel. Well done
Thanks for loving the dutch spif, we love you 2
This is how soviet Union is meant to be played
Spiff drinks tea too quickly. HE doesn't enjoy it.
I love the "Paradox I've broken your game again, I'm sorry." No you're not sorry! That's the thing, your never sorry XD
Great now I have started actually drinking tea for these videos
I have acquired the tea. I shall embark on the delightful journey that is this video.
Spiffing brit: Make sure to grab tea
This just in tea sales have skyrocketed
Ive been enjoying a victorian earl grey while watching your videos.
You are an amazing chap, k cant wait to see what else you do
Infantry only?
So, every Taureor video that doesn't challenge him to do something else
You know there is a world tea day... Right?
Seize bberlin he said, seize the means of production he said.
So I was eating lunch while watching youtube, I had three bits left when I started watching this video. The first thing he says "make shore to grab a cup of tea". Me "Dam! I knew I forgot something with lunch."
I watched the video without tea
Seems like Dimitri didn't want to go to Gibraltar, he must be purged for his treachery.
Ha! Jokes on you, I preemptively drank 8 cups of tea when I saw you had uploaded. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to find the little boy's room.
one death is a tragedy. a million a statistic
I had zero cups of tea in the past 3 years.
Got my cup of tea!
Your style of videos really remind me of 2013 nerdcubed and I couldnt be happier. It seems like you draw from him but inject yourself into it to make it your own.
Now this does put a smile on my face
"Are we at war with Italy? Since when were we at war with Italy? Oh well.." -Spiffing Brit, Head of Soviet Military Strategy, June 1939.
Okay this is amazing lmfao so much hilarity.
Nobody
The USA “I am invading the USSR from Siberia “
The Soldiers “ It’s so cold “
haven't had tea in years. i drink coffee everyday
I love to watch Spiffing's vídeo while enjoying a good and hot cup of coffee
(:
That awkward moment when China reverts to its ancient self for a few minutes.
Spiff: *Yelling at his Air Force General* What do you mean we have negative 2 million fighter planes!?
I don’t have tea sir, but I do have coffee. Really good coffee. Which is like a cousin of tea.
>Germany joins the allies.
>I piss myself laughing.
it is not difficult to break a broken game. subbed
Intentionally made a strong giant cup of coffee just to watch one of your videos. NAAAHHHAABAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I still want to see an infantry only Japanese world conquest
It is 2019 and Crusader King 2 has become free thanks to the spiffing brit that kept sending tea to the developers
Finally Poland tries running away from their problems
I just burned half of my face. Now I remember why I stopped drinking hot tea...
The entire world is at war!
SB - "What is going on, it's only the 12th of January!?"
*Laughs in 2020*
I heard this in the background. "You must have a cup of tea. Or you can quite simply..." Then my game crashed in the background. Guess I didn't have enough tea.
Just watched this video with no tea. Come and get me you spaffing britt
As a Taiwanese, I can confirm there are lots of Chinas lying around even now
Oh wow, I've never seen hoi4 crash, great content!
So spiffing. I don't have exactly a cup of tea per say... BUT I do have a bowl of something green. I think that works just as well for such a wonderfully put together video!
Edit 1: 4:20 mass chaos ensues :D
Hahaha this is too funny! I play Paradox games so much but this is ridiculous.
10:18 Not only China, China and China, but you also have Chinese Empire in Manchuria to the northeast!
*AND* Communist China!!! (the red ones) what the hell have you done LOL
Ahh a nice mug of barley tea with the Spiffing Brit nothing better 😜
Sweden be like: "Free Finland again? Don't mind if i do"
I am usually a heavy coffee drinker but since discovering the Spiff Tea seems quite attractive
0:29 Ehh, close enough.
Spiff: You must drink tea while watching the video
Me: 'Merica *Watches video while drinking coffee* *american national anthem plays in background*
I'm gonna watch this tomorrow.
I'll be back, and I'll be back with a soweeto cup o' tea, mate.
AKA Canon fodder only.
My name is Dimitris and i was jumpy all along this video. 10/10
i finnished my tea before watching the video and im out of tea bags and nowhere is open can i keep watching?
Doesn’t grab a cup of tea
SAS breaks down my door
I finished my tea before the video started I couldnt hold it